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Make me look better /b/. Can someone fix this picture of me?

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Thread replies: 311
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Make me look better /b/.

Can someone fix this picture of me?

I need to fix it so that I can put it on a dating site. Virgin 22 year old. Changing the background to something more manly would be much appreciated.

Thanks guys
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bump
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shameful bump once again
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gangsta grip too close and stock is too collapsed, ranger roll your cap, roll up those sleeves.

add 4 lasers, 50rnd drum mag, put skittles in the pistol grip, get some fucking muscle pussy

hope dis helps
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>>564965154
sauce??? need sauce nowwww
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>>564965670
You're doing this thread wrong. I will bump with more women
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>>564965936
hey fuck you I'm a ranger bitch
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Norwegian army lol
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>>564966181
https://twitter.com/ratu_x/status/386480121370013698/photo/1
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>>564966249
they have an army????
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>>564964724
Jævla autist
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>>564964724
Hope this helps you get laid OP

Capcha: 69
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>>564966428
Roræ ner å taræ en bolle på db din jævla kulturmarxist
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>>564966534
forgot pic
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bump once more
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>>564964724
Det kuleste bildet du har fra miitæret er fra rekrutten og forann skapet? Eller har du akkurat begynt? Og hvordan har du da tenkt å date?
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>>564964724
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTLNPnlDdeU
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>>564966935
Ferdig, men det er det "kuleste" bildet jeg har av meg selv. Eneste som er litt brukbart men jeg suger på PS. Er vel ikke mye hjelp å få her inne, /r/ funka hvertfall ikke
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>>564964724
This should look good for u OP ! made a litle hitler mustache on u !
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>>564964724
fix'd
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More manly like what? A dick? That manly enough for you OP?
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>>564967321
No, like, a background that will show off my masculinity
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lastbump
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>>564967274
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>>564967954
It's not funny, this is serious
I really need to get laid
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looking alpha now
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>>564968374
FUCK OFF YOU NIGGER DO IT PROPERLY. FUCK ALL OF YOU KIKE LOVING NECKBEARDS
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nigga u a gi ken doll lookin motherfucker
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>>564968072
Well for one, your not getting laid in those nasty ass racks. Seriously troop, organize that shit. Then maybe after you clean your damn room your hygiene can follow. Hit the gym, muscle up, kick the fat kids ass and then go get some dependant pussy. Jeez.
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buuuuuuuuump i really need help guys
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It's true

/b/ is fucking worthless. 4chan sucks HC. Nobody can fix a fucking photo for me, you're all a bunch of basementdwelling neckbeard feminist losers.
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Going disco bitch
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>>564968679
You win
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>>564969721
Can you guys be serious for once, if not I'll sue you for use of my picture illegally
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>>564969680
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>>564969875
Hope this helps OP.
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>>564970006
>>564969975
FUCK OF YOU FUCKING SHITS. CAN'T YOU BE SERIOUS JUST FOR ONCE. THIS IS NOT FUNNY YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES
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>>564970006
What did I do?
I'm trying to help
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>>564970191
You're trying to make me look like a faggot. That's the opposite of this thread's purpose
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>>564970356
Faggot?
Only a man could pull off that dress, girlfriend.
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>>564970356
gr8 b8 m8
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>>564970356
>>564966647
Hey Op i tried, i just suck at the shop
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>>564970191
I agree, the background now looks very manly in comparison.
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>>564970508
See? This guy gets it.
OP you are just ungrateful.
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>>564970660
HOW AM I UNGRATEFUL, WTF DID I DO
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PA request
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>>564970864
I'm not a fucking kike you negro
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Wait a god damn minuet and i help you.. fuckin hell m8 keep your niggers from bunching.
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>>564966647
use this one op. you'll get girls like how those killed your grandfather in ww2
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>>564971064
Thank you, finally someone with brains. There's still hope for /b/
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>>564970864
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>>564971357
GTFO
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Wow OP. You're the manliest in the room!
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ungrateful fag
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>>564971693
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>>564971693
and you're the biggest faggot in this thread, you dirty shitskin
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>>564971694
IM NOT UNGRATEFUL, YOU FAGGOTS ARE JUST FUCKING USELESS
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>>564972134
I'm trying to help OP
Why are you so mean?
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>>564971693
lets be honest here,
no one fucken go to /b/ for real advice
no one sane would post pic of themselves and
expect anything but shit,
the faggot op is trolling everyone
it's probably not a pic of him
but someone he wants /b/ to defame for lulz
you are a tool if you help this faggot
mad? no just trolling
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>>564972357
When did I call OP mad?
I don't give a fuck what he does with my shitty shoops
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Found your friend by the way!
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>>564972134
man OP your such an ass!
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>>564972357
Are you fucking high? People go for advice on /b/ all the time, and alot of the time they actually work you fucktard. How the fuck am I trolling, I'm asking for a pic with a better background and all these idiots keep shitposting.
I tried /r/ but they're just as shit as /b/
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>>564970864
fixed it
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>>564964724
Well Kjetil your fucked.
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>>564969875
oh im going to illegally use the shit out of this picture you posted in the public domain and then asked people to change for you
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>>564972928
Well shit op.. I tried my best but they found you first.
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>>564972928
How so?
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>>564973089
What do you mean? You said you were gonna help me?
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Came here to say this: this
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>>564973161
Well you asked /b/, and your you on a dating site.
Fat
Old
Loser.
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Fixed!
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>>564970006
>topkek
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>>564973806
I'm not even gonna bother naymore, let this thread die
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>>564974074
Okay let's sage this thread OP.
I'm with ya.
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>>564974168
wtf does sage mean?
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>>564970951
What is this from, I need to know please.
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>>564974074
Hell no. This thread is not gonna die.

Here you go. Here is a cutout. Lets use the shit out of this picture
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>>564974168
>let's sage
>doesn't sage
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>>564974251
You came here today, didn't you?
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>>564974334
NO FUCK YOU. PEOPLE STOP FUCKING POSTING
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do you not know how 4chan works OP?
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>>564974550
I agree.
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>>564974657
what?

>>564974662
then stop posting, this post is the last one, nobody fucking post after this one and the thread dies in 5 minutes
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this is such a painfully obvious PA request. cancer
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>>564974817
Okay let's kill this thread.
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Oh its heaven alway ways showing up in every thread. This guys on here 24/7.
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I FUCKING TRIED OP
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>>564974923
Bumpity bump
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>>564975045
what the fuck
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>>564974871
wtf is PA?

I asked for someone to make the background look better, but none of you retards are capable of making it look better than the dirty shitroom. The only thing you faggots do is post bs and crap that has nothing to do with the thread AT ALL. Hope reddit kills you
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>>564974923
Who is this Heaven guy?
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>>564975161
trying this hard
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>>564975183
He is a asshole.
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>>564975301
No seriously what is PA?
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Come on /b/

Sure this thread has to die, But surely we can do something funny atleast before it dies
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>>564968679
bro mad
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>>564974334
Quick! SAVE THE PNG!!!!
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>>564975501
Do something funny then
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>>564975501
fuck off
SAGE
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>>564975978
If you keep saying sage it will die.
C'mon, OP.
SAGE
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>>564975978
Hush hush, People are now working their ass off to create something nobody have seen before
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>>564964724

posting "SAGE" three times in a row uninterrupted guarantees thread death. You up for the challenge, OP?
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>>564976087
>>564976140
SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE
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Just say this is you. You're lying already.. might as well make it easy for us.
Backstory: You are acting as a peace keeper in Where-ever-stan.
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>>564976484
Keep saying sage OP. It'll die faster.
SAGE
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>>564976572
SAGE
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>>564976632
SAGE
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>>564976632
Keep saying it OP.
Make M00t believe in you.
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Never gonna give you up
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>>564976632
>SAGE
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>>564977058
SAAAGE
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>>564977058
If you greentext it, it doesn't count.
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>>564976940
>>564976572

What is "sage"?
Entering "sage" (by itself) into the [Options] field while replying will cause the thread not to bump to the top of the page. Contrary to popular belief, a sage is not a downvote, and should not be used as one. "sage-bombing" or announcing that you've saged a thread may result in a ban.
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>>564974251
>NEWFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG
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>>564970126
For someone in the army, you sure whine like a pussy
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>>564977323
Shhhhh. I know how to sage.
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>>564977542

Yes I know. I asked your mum last night and she assured me that you knew what sage was. That was after i found a dildo in your closet
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I think I got what op was looking for
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>>564977582
SAAAGE
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>asked /b/ to photoshop picture of himself.
>pissed off when /b/ starts fucking around.
>topfuckingkek
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It's final
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>>564977752
shut up and help me sage

SAGE
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>>564978032
SAAGE
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>>564977735
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>>564978032
Delete the thread you faggot. Op has the right to do so. Last I checked you could still on b? Oh well I've laughed pretty good at your expense. :)
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I remember my first 4chan.

You should practice sex with one of your roommates first. If you can fuck a man good then you will be able to fuck a woman gREAT
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>>564964724
>something more manly
... like a skirt and strappy sandals?
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>>564978203
SAGE

>>564978329
How do i delete?
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>>564978509
Keep saying SAGE. Easy peasy.
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>>564978509
SAGE
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We should probably do as OP said. here is my suggestion for the dating site
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>>564978509
Can't tell if troll or newfag? There's a fucking reason why it says "read the rules"
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>>564978703
This beats all the others, but doesn't really fit with the original. At least you're not a faggot like the rest of the idiots in this thread...

>>564978693
SAGE
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>>564978878
SAGE
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>>564979320
you're a faggot
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>>564979320
Keep at it OP.
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>>564979320
SAGE

>>564979431
im trying but it's not working
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>>564979581
It's because all these bastards keep interrupting you.
Keep going, I believe in you.
SAGE
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OP is either master troll or a fucking idiot. Keep trying at it though it sometimes can take over ten sages to kill the thread so don't give up
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>>564964724
here you go op
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>>564978878

>>564978878
Well that's there you are wrong. I'm just as fag as any of the other fags in this faggot thread!

I will give you another suggestion
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>>564979581
SAGE
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>>564979832
help me shut this thread down people

SAGE
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>>564978756
:^)
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Serious one op
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>>564980081
Curious what's in your google search bar right now.
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>>564980017
SAGE
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>>564964724
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Come on /b/s, You can do better
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>>564980017
the butthurt is strong in this one.
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Thanks for keeping the peace OP!
Also, keep saging.
SAGE
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>>564980251
SAGE
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>>564980220
Had to go through some gay shit to get that.
>inb4 erect
>inb4 public
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I can't believe I have spent an hour on this thread. It's fucking amazing. I was suppose to be at work for like an half an hour ago. Seems like I will be very late today. Thanks /b/
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>>564980526
SAGE
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>>564980748
SAGE
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>>564980692
No problem faggot
>>564980748
woah, how did I just sage?
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>>564981023
You wanna go there. Let's go there!

Get closer to the fire and you will get warm!

This fire will last forever!
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>>564980590
I would imagine. I've done the same thing and I always think, damn, I hope I don't die before I erase this.
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>>564980985
SAGE
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>>564981243
SAGEEE
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>>564981165
I'm right here!
Toasty warm, faggot.
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>>564981436
SAGE

>>564980498
I think you're trolling me
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>>564981436
You can't add extra e's or the sage won't count, sorry.
SAGE.
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>>564981496

I got a huge cock with your name on it! Come here and taste it!
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>>564981667
SAGE
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>>564981783
sounds good, pics please
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>>564981650
Me? No never.
>>564981783
My mouth is already full of dicks. No room for yours you flaming faggot.
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>>564981436
Your doing it wrong man it has to be a capital S and E like this SagE. Every time you misspell it the count starts over.
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>>564981843
SAGE
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>>564981906
I am sorry. Didn't know you where stuffed. I will have to save myself for that special one.
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>>564964724
Got your profile pic right here OP
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>>564982052
SagE
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>>564982176
I knew you were a faggot.
Just knew it.
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>>564982063
They're lying to you OP.
You need to put [email protected] in the email field for it to work, but /b/ doesn't have email fields. Sorry. All you're doing by typing that is making sage-crystals diminish for no good reason.
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>>564964724
>Dating site
>22 years old.

Kill yourself.
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>>564982496
>>564982375
STOP POSTING SHITHEADS AND LET ME DELETE THIS FUCKING THREAD


SagE
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>>564982278
Oh, you probably don't know what sage-crystals are.
Have you seen the images which state you need a 4chan gold account to see the image? The money raised from these accounts are taken each month and mots (the creator of the website) goes on a trip to Siberia to get more. Dangerous, but he does it for the community and we appreciate it.
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>>564982375
These people are just so cruel
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>>564982607
SagE
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>>564982805
sAGe?

amidoinitrite.png
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I hacked OP's Facebook account.
Look what I found!
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>>564982805
Good job OP, you almost got it!
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>>564982805
SagE
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>>564982607
Overuse of SagE/SAGE depletes these crystals, as the server recognizes the text but doesn't have the required email to verify the user would actually like to sage, and isn't just saying the word. When this happens, the crystals are sapped regardless, but the energy goes nowhere. It gets stuck in a buffer and is expelled to the next actual sage on a board which has email fields. This is equally bad, because it de-bumps the thread more than the user intended.
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>>564982345
Well aren't we all? If you got a dick you are a faggot. Really!

If you haven't tried it, well then you have lost an experience. I can tell you that.

Enter the realm of faggotry!

If you wanna know something that is really gay. Then yeah! Girls. girls are gay. There is nothing more manly than men!

I believe the rest of /b/ would agree with me on that one
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>>564983113
whatthefuckamireading
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>>564983064
shut up, you're just trying to prevent me from deleting this thread

SagE
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>>564983372
SagE
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>>564983372
I'm sorry, what? How? I'm explaining to you the backbone of a board you frequent. If you enjoy coming here I don't understand why you would want to waste its resources.
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>>564983362
>>564983000

You really should have put the barrel behind the dude on the right. That just does not look realistic. And where is his shades. That just does not look legit
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>>564983548
Sorry, I mean site, not board.
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>>564983534
SaGe
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>>564983613
Sorry it's 5am and I don't give a shit
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This is post number 200

Let's get this fire going!
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>>564982201
ALERT OP confirmed racist!!!
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>>564983698
SagE
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>>564983698
keep going faggot
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This thread got far more content than most of the other threads! Congrats!
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>>564983861
SagE
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>>564964724
>2014
>not using superior afg
>boots aren't even shining
>no name on uniform
>3/10 would operate
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>>564964724
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Enjoy your new room, OP
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>>564984196
SagE
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>>564984332
win
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>>564984332
Got him with his pants down!
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>>564984464
SagE
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>>564984701
SagE
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>>564984870
SagE
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I caught James Foley's killer!
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>>564984701
>>564984870
>>564985064
shit you got three in a row not bad OP
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>>564985118
kek'd
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>>564964724
shameful display virgin kun
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>>564985216
How many do I need for the thread to die?

SagE
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>>564985356
you're fuckin bumpin it
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>>564974334
Oh exploitable!
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>>564985356
I think if you print these images and give them to your mother it might do the trick.
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>>564985446
No, I'm deleting it. They said if I type SagE I "downvote" the thread you retard

SagE
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>>564985583
SagE
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>>564985583
Either good troll or really, really dumb reddit fag.
>http://www.4chan.org/faq#sage
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>>564985809
SagE
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>>564985583
>downvote
>sagE

this kid is trying to troll so hard i'm keking.
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>>564985949
It's not even a good troll.
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By the time I do this the thread will be 404d...
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>>564986043
>>564985949
STFU UP AMERITARDS YOU'RE KEEPING THE FUCKING THREAD ALIVE.

SagE
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>>564986184
do it
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>>564985949
jontron
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>>564986196
>>564986017

Oh my god, this thread is pure goooooold.
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>>564986196
SagE
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Do not insult your fellow /b/
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>>564986196
>"STFU UP"
YYb8q8g5 confirmed for troll
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>>564985949
Are you retarded? Are you literally a fucking Down's child who stumbled into a computer and found this site yesterday? Because you fucking post like it, faggot.
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>>564986346
Few options here boys:
>retard
>troll
>hasn't read FAQ

Hmmmmm
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>>564986483
He has b8 right in his fucking name.
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>>564964724
Live in Stavanger huh? Nice been there once with gf :D
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>>564986325
Your input is valued?
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>>564986545
I got a solution for you. It's called "Mare" google it!
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SHUT UP NIGGERS. LET ME FUCKING SHUT DOWN THE THREAD ONCE AND FOR ALL.

SagE
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Pro-tip: If you take OP seriously you've been outed as a newfag and no back-pedaling can change that.
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Your welcome OP
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>>564986823
>outed as a newfag
The horror
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>>564986806
SagE
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>>564986660
>google it
>google
>2014
>not using Bing
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>>564987034
SagE
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I see this thread going for days!
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>>564987257
SagE
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>>564987417
We've nearly hit bump limit, holy fuck.
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>>564975045

>ghost recon
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>>564987468
SagE
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>>564987643
It's getting late. aren't you going to bed?
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>>564987714
>>564987643
no
Not until this thread is gone so it doesn't stain my reputation

SagE
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>>564987891
SagE
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>>564987891
I am honored to be in your presence, good sir!
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>>564988048
Seconded.
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>>564987891

SagE
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>>564987891
>not until this thread is gone so it doesn't stain my reputation
>doesn't stain my reputation
>doesn't stain
>reputation

I've saved this thread, found your dating account, and will send it to every girl who you hook up with :3
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Why in the sheep fuck are you holding a rifle indoors?
Why in the blue hell are you pointing it anything?!
Take off your damn cover inside.
Shine your goddamn boots.
Those racks look like a bag of refried ass.

You're a fucking shitbag and I hope your wingmen tell every girl you hit on that you have herpes, you fucking disgrace to a uniform.
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>>564988280
I call BS

SagE
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>>564964724

I told you, /b/ is worst that /r/
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>>564988445
SagE
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>>564988434

Come on. Don't give him that. That is not a real rifle. and that is not a real uniform. It's an airsoft and he bought those clothes on a online store that sells military lookalike clothing.

And the rifle. don't start me on that. It's just an airsoft.

So give the kid a break. and make me a sandwich!
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>>564972928
Anons go on /b/ and put up pictures of their enemies, then ask for a shop.
lurk moar
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>>564988617
HERE YOU GO OP!!
:DD
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>>564988617
That's a might fine uh- rifle?
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>>564988851
SagE
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>>564988702
I was so distracted by his shit bunk and ass-tacular boots to notice the rifle.
I guess I just was eager to light a phaggot up.
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>>564988434
yes drill sergeant!
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>>564989221
lol, it's not airsoft, it's my actual uniform, this pic is from 2012 though. The rifle is HK not some faggot amerikan shit
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>>564979748
>master troll
No, he has given it away that he is an obvious troll. Every faggot in this bread needs to lurk more.
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You're almost there OP I can feel it. Hopefully these other fags will stop posting. See I can post without resetting your SagE because ive already posted in this thread.
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>>564989221
I will show you my rifle instead! Here u go! So lighten up and try to enjoy this thread. It's amazing!
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I thought I'd give it one last shot to help you OP.
Here's you protecting the president.
Suitably heroic?
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>>564989480
If that's your actual uniform your DI fucking failed you.
I'd be embarrassed to be seen with you, shitbag.
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>>564989807
Dammit wrong picture.
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how come none fo you faggots have shooped this jarhead into a GI Joe action figure box?
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>>564989928
Have you seen the Norwegian Military faggot?

SagE
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>>564990115
SagE
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>>564990115
No, is he missing?
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>>564990115
15 more
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>>564989437
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Ten more bumps come on.
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>>564990296
SagE
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>>564989928

I look way better than you in your faggot uniform!

And mine might be much more funnier to mess with!
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>>564989437
Oh, sorry:
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>>564986346
Holy shit dude they told it to you wrong this whole time, it's sAgE

Like this:

SAgE

See, didn't bump
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>>564990296
>>564990296


OP here. It's been a pleasure serving you all.

I am becoming an hero now.
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>>564990115
Only 100 times in this thread.
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>>564964724
Make your fucking bed and tidy your barracks before fucking around taking pictures... jesus...
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>>564990702
>sAgE
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Cut your fucking hair faggot. You look like a dirtbag.
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Post #300

Raise your hands for me!
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OP noooooo
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>>564990895
I can't believe the shittiest thread in the world hit bump limit.
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>>564990853
Oh yeah cause a tidy bed is what saves you from the enemy. Being a faggoty maid doing your bed like a little hotel servant is clearly the way of achieving military vicotry, why didn't hitler think of this.

fucking faggot
also

sAgE
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>>564990901

Dat file name
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>>564991034
there's a bump limit?

sAgE
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>>564991423
your thread is gone faggot
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>>564991054
A clean room and a tidy bed makes the risk of catching a dirt related infection minimal. And it looks nice.

>>564991034
This thread got quality except for all the "sage"

>>564991343
That was a good one!
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>>564991429
>>564991429
>>564991429
>>564991429


GEEE EYE JOOEEEE
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>>564991497
>>564991506
Is it? Finally?

It doesn't seem like it?

sAgE
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>>564991560
Was good being here faggots.
Goodnight.
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