Show me definitive proof that Aliens exist, and I'll post

>>564896926
all the proof you need is in that picture, op

OP is, once again, a huge fucking faggot.

Suck a dick OP.

>>564896926

>op can't inb4

back to school with you

>>564896926
can i get som bewbs nao

sister tits or /thread

>>564896926
Show me definitive proof your little sister exists, and i´ll post nudes of aliens

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>>564896926
>ayy lmao pic
>inb4 ayy lmao
>OP fails his own inb4

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>>564897253
>>564897231
>>564897103
>>564897068

I'm watching UFO stuff on the History Channel

The government is doing all this ALIEN stuff, and they're saying it's real

>scared for my life

Someone has to have proof.

Show me proof, and I'll share pics of her that i took with my phone and a hidden cam i set up in the bathroom

Doesn't anyone have REAL proof out there?

>>564897625
bewbs pls op

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>>564897790
>>564897497
>>564897435
>>564897424
I promise to deliver nudes IF someone can give me proof that aliens exist!

I'm super cereal, you guys

>>564897625
ayy lmao
Go to some chickin place parking lot in the morning OP and there is plenty of aliens

>>564896926
theepochtimes.com/n3/39890-cia-official-breaks-silence-on-extraterrestrials/

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>>564898265
at least you could've edited a photo that didn't show up in a thread 5 fucking minutes ago

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>>564898265
here you go OP, pics of aliens
if you stand outside home depo and say that you need some men for Trabajo [Tra-ba-ho] they will come up and talk to you

proof: I am an alien

now post noodz fagit

>>564898354
kek
not mexicans!
extraterrestrials

>>564898563
give me a minute to check that out

>>564898673
>lazy.png

>>564898856
noooooooo
extraterrestrials

>>564899048
pic and timestamp

>>564898856
>ill pay you 8 dollars x hour
>also will give you eggs with beans and doritos

>>564898856
also forgot: ay ay ay ay viva lmao

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>>564899719

>>564899719
>>564899884
>>564899995

dear god, you people aren't helping me!

i need proof of aliens for a school project

>>564899995
you can invite your cousin pedro too. and if you bring me more of your kind, i'll pay 2 extra dollars for each

>>564900556
those are real aliens OP

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>>564896926
post'em faggot

The Drake equation is:


where:

N = the number of civilizations in our galaxy with which radio-communication might be possible (i.e. which are on our current past light cone);
and

R* = the average rate of star formation in our galaxy
fp = the fraction of those stars that have planets
ne = the average number of planets that can potentially support life per star that has planets
fl = the fraction of planets that could support life that actually develop life at some point
fi = the fraction of planets with life that actually go on to develop intelligent life (civilizations)
fc = the fraction of civilizations that develop a technology that releases detectable signs of their existence into space
L = the length of time for which such civilizations release detectable signals into space[8]

>>564900850
thats the proof, deliver op

Yeah, science niggaz blastin through, tearing your science asshole an all new level of huge

>>564900850
>Drake equation
definitely proof, post pics OP
also, aren't there too many variables, which we cannot surely know. also, wiki says, results could vary anywhere between 1-100 and 4000000

>>564901229
>results for Milky way.

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>>564896926
The odds of our planet being the only one to harbor life in the universe is ... well, impossible.
It's pretty retarded not knowing that there is life other places in the universe. So just dump the images.
You never stated life with our intelligence or beyond or us ever meeting them.

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Turns out OP isn't just a faggot, he's a Nazi Sand nigger Jew...
Fuck you OP
Fuck you big time

>>564900556
>>564900565
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>>564901229
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>>564901978

Niggers, it's not that difficult!

(No, faggot ass math equations isn't proof)

SOMEONE post proof that aliens exist, and I have ready to upload, a pic of my little sister in the shower, in the bath tub, and walking around in panties and naked from hidden cam

Simple.

No one on 4chan has proof of alien life?

History Channel been talking about this shit all day long today

>>564903072
Why don't you take your high school ass on the deep web and lurk around and maybe you'll find something? Or better yet >>>/x/

Wait, how old is she? If she's like young... The fuck right off... Anywhere between 17-19?

>>564903339
she's 85 yrs old, faggot
>being this new

>>564903267
i'm in college right now

>>564903847
Okay and you can't visit >>>/x/ or the deep web why? Oh, right, you probably don't know how to get how to it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Europa_%28moon%29#Potential_for_extraterrestrial_life

not fucking aliens but life on another planet

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>>564903072

I present to you, a map of Mexico! Irrefutable proof of alien life!

>>564904037
nigger, i have a thread on /b
my devotion is here
if i go to /x/ i will get sidetracked
and spend all my time there,
and then guess what?
i'll lose my /b points

why can't anyone just give me proof of aliens?

if the History channel can talk about Aliens all day long today, we have no evidence of it?

>>564904206
that's not aliens. that's like semen on mars or some stupid shit

>>564904830
lol no!

>>564905573
Why would you think that /b/ would know more about aliens and the extraterrestrial than /x/? I'll do you a favor and look on the deep web since you're too lazy/incompetent to.

The larger the universe is, the more likely the existance of aliens.

The universe is infinite.
This means aliens exist, just nowhere near earth.

>>564896926
It is alomst statistically impossible for aliens not to exist:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drake_equation

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it's from latest snowden leak


now deliver

>>564898265
There you go >>564906948

>>564906484
>I'll do you a favor and look on the deep web since you're too lazy/incompetent to
why didn't you do that in the first place instead of wasting our time arguing? lol

>>564906587
philosophy and logic is NOT proof.

I need proof. evidence. a photo or video or military files or something

>>564906948
again, MATH is not proof. it's just nerd talk.

i can't nerd talk my way into proving aliens exist, if anything i'll get beat up and no girl will ever date me again

>>564906954
ayy lmao
kek

i can't believe i actually clicked to read that

>>564907256
that equation is retarded and even Carl Sagan, despite being a proponent of alien life existing, said the Drake equation is retarded

literally called it retarded

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>>564907508
didnt come here to read a fucking novel charles darwin

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>>564906954

>>564907508
Everything will be refuted by you saying it is just a scam o something.What about Roswell?What about Operation Saucer in Brazil?What about all the cases of aliens we already had?

??? LMAO

>>564907508
>philosophy and logic is NOT proof.
>MATH is not proof.
0/10

>>564907508
I told YOUR lazy ass to do it but it seems like you don't know how to. There's info on higher alien lifeforms on the deep web but I have no idea where. There are people out there that know where, but I don't. Lurk for yourself. P.S. your sister probably isn't that hot and you'd get yourself banned for posting CP anyway.

>>564907963
What about faith?is that proof?What do you want as fucking proof?!

>>564907670
lol
>niggers hate reading

>>564907819
i'm not refuting those things, i just need fucking PROOF nigger!
damn, am i not speaking eengrish?

>>564907963
Nigger, I can use a math equation to argue that there is a statistical possibility that an alien life form exists with tentacle dicks that will rape your asshole while glowing red

Is that proof of existence? No.

It's just a mathematical probability statistic, and until we find or see that alien, it's just a fucking theory

>lrn2math

>>564896926

I'm a science retard, but I know that Astrophysicists can tell if there is life on other planets by the colours of light they receive in telescopes. Lets them know what chemicals are being produced etc.

>>564908387
Don't make me bring Spiderman in here, faglord.

Pyramids.

>>564908258
>There's info on higher alien lifeforms on the deep web but I have no idea where

I could just say: "there's proof that superman exists somewhere in the caves of Afghanistan, but I have no idea where"

Damn /b can't you Science correctly???

>>564908284
take your religious bullshit and stuff it up your ISIS beheaded ass

I need PROOF that aliens are REAL, since the History channel apparently is saying they are based on eyewitness testimony by top military people and people killed and silenced

>>564908430
That actually makes a lot of sense and is probably the only reasonable proof OP will ever get.

>just fucking deliver OP

>>564908387
>not using math
>not using logic
>it's just a fucking theory

creationist/10

>>564908430
yeah, i get that, but again those are just theories

until it was observed by hubble, black holes were only crazy math theories by einstein's equations

until it's proven, people won't believe it

i need PROOF

>>564908527
please, don't
me and spidey are on bad terms

>>564908593
slave niggers built them

>>564908682
I wasn't being serious idiot.I'm an atheist,but you sound fucking dumb when you refute to take math and logic as proof.

>>564908941
They predicted the birth of christ to within a 50th of an inch, using construction technology that doesn't even exist today. It's proof.

>>564908941
whatculture.........com/science/10-compelling-pieces-evidence-prove-aliens-visited-earth.php/2

>>564908768
>>564908857
>>564909014

I'm not trying to argue with you guys

I swear to Allah that I'll deliver pics of sister

I just need PROOF that aliens exist

I can't be like "durr durr Drake equation says there is a possibility durr durr"

People will just be like STFU nerd

>>564908941
"We already have the means to travel among the stars, but these technologies are locked up in black projects and it would take an act of God to ever get them out to benefit humanity... anything you can imagine we already know how to do." — Ben Rich, former Head of the Lockheed Skunk Works "This 'flying saucer' situation is not at all imaginary or seeing too much in some natural phenomena. Something is really flying around. The phenomenon is something real and not visionary or fictitious." — General Nathan Twining, US Air Force, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff 1955-1958 "Unidentified Flying Objects are entering our atmosphere at very high speeds and obviously under intelligent control. We must solve this riddle without delay." — Rear Admiral Delmar Fahrney, USNR "The nations of the world will have to unite, for the next war will be an interplanetary war. The nations of the earth must someday make a common front against attack by people from other planets". — General Douglas MacArthur

vault.....fbi.gov/UFO/UFO%20Part%201%20of%2016/view

>>564909014
>>564909081
>>564909196
guys, you can't bullshit your way into my little sister's pussy

it's simple: Give me proof aliens are real

REAL proof that i can take to the news and people will all agree it's proof and real

If I go to Fox News with "hurr durr Drake Equation" they'll slap my face and laugh

>>564909340
Page page 57 and 58 are worth a look of the FBI

>>564909416
That's just annoying. You didn't even refute me

>>564896926
The fact that we exist is proof that there's life out there.

>>564909340
There you go.Over 400 victims of aliens,and even a fucking operation lead by the government.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opera%C3%A7%C3%A3o_Prato

>>564896926
they found bacterial life on mars

now post fag

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>>564908682
>clearly underestimates how vast the Deep Web truly is.

You must be a fucking freshman in college or something, newfriend.

Time for Spidey.

>>564909416

Well there is no proof then, we cannot offer you what you are asking for.

/thread

>>564909416
www......forbes.com/sites/ericmack/2014/05/24/aliens-exist-and-will-be-found-pretty-soon-say-scientists/

Think about it this way, there are MILLIONS of systems that we know of, most of which a human couldn't reach. That's just in our galaxy. There are hundreds of known galaxys, but we are the only system with life at all? It make's more sense to think that aliens exist than it does to say they don't.

>>564909416
“Recent analyses of Kepler data suggest that as many as one star in five will have a habitable, Earth-size planet in orbit around it,” Shostak told the lawmakers. “This number could be too large by perhaps a factor of two or three, but even so it implies that the Milky Way is home to 10 to 80 billion cousins of Earth.”

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>>564896926
fourth kind.

now sister.

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this guy looks like an alien

>>564909340
thanks, anon

I'll go ahead and take a quote from a dead General from more than 50 yrs ago, and prove to everyone that aliens exist

thanks

that'll work. yup. Old Man MacArthur said it, so it must be real.

>>564909481
huh?

>>564909625
again, philosophy isn't evidence
i could be like, "the fact that we exist, is evidence that cat people exist, and that is all the proof we need" nope. need proof.

>>564909678
And by the way,it was in every channel of Brazil in that time,as that seems to be your standards.

>>564909416
www......washingtontimes.com/news/2014/jul/16/nasa-were-very-very-close-proving-existence-alien-/

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stardust_(spacecraft)
It was able to find the Amino acid Glycine in the trail of a comet, and Amino acids are the components that Proteins are made of. So, it's pretty obvious that there are remnants of life in space.

>>564910181
The Link at the bottom page 57 and 58 of the FBI Document:

vault.....fbi.gov/UFO/UFO%20Part%201%20of%2016/view

>>564910181
No, the fact that life exist on a planet that can sustain life, means that life exist on another planet that can sustain life. It's not rocket science, man.

>>564910181
www.....youtube.com/watch?v=gkhyNtwfgWU

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>>564910181
http://vault.fbi.gov/UFO/UFO%20Part%201%20of%2016/view

Here, nigger. Page 57 and 58 are worth a look.

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>>564896926

All the proof you need

>>564909678
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opera%C3%A7%C3%A3o_Prato
Please, tell me you didn't just try to prove alien existence with some Mexican military operation from brown people who can't even run a civilized society properly! jesus christ, bro

>>564909759
i found bacterial life in my socks. so what?

>>564909817
goddamnit, spidey!!!!

>>564909826
i guess not
/b fails again

>>564909838
um... "aliens exist and will be found pretty soon scientists say"

I could find an article where scientists says my dick will eat pizza one day, but it's not like that is a real thing yet, right? come on, bro

>>564909878
philosophy isn't proof

i can think about it all day, but no one will believe me unless i have PROOF

>>564910025
ok, anon
i'll print out that gay nerd quote and take it to FOX news right now

i'm sure they'll say aliens exist now, because you wrote a gay quote on /b

>>564910101
what? that isn't anything

>>564910171
that's a faggot

>>564910831
>i found bacterial life in my socks. so what?
By definition these are alien life forms,not intelligent alien life forms,but aliens.

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>ITT: OP begs for /b/ to do his homework

>>564896926
Op is faggot. Op's sister is fat cunt.

>>564910831
www......collective-evolution.com/2013/06/03/former-senator-presidential-candidate-an-extraterrestrial-influence-is-investigating-our-planet/

www......collective-evolution.com/2013/06/29/wikileaks-cables-confirm-existence-of-extraterrestrial-life/

www......nsa.gov/public_info/_files/ufo/comint_part_j.pdf

wikileaks.....org/cable/2010/01/10DUSHANBE82.html

http://www.cosmostv.org/2014/03/300000-years-old-nano-spirals-found-in.html

best proof I have. these things are either alien made ore there was a highly advanced people of humans back than

>>564910831
well Im sure your feet are nasty as hell but life on another planet regardless of shape or form is extraterrestrial so post

>>564896926
How can aliens not be real is our eyes are real?

>>564910831
Make up a situation that you would consider proof if it was correct. Apparently, you don't believe in Science, Philosophy, or even other definitions of aliens. You aren't even capable of making relevant and meaningful analogies. You are Steve Jobs, this thread is hell, and your posts are tumors pulled from your ass. How's that for an analogy?

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>>564896926
Proof

>>564910246
Brazil?
The highest AIDS and murder capital of the American Western world?
The highest tranny count in the world?
A country full of half nigger and full niggers fucking 9 yr olds and selling sex slaves and drugs, and no one is really human?
disgusting spic niggers is your proof?

seriously, bro? don't make me sick

>>564910264
"nasa were very close proving aliens exist"

so, they didn't prove it, right? just close.

FAIL

>>564910328
oh, ok.
I'm sure FOX news will LOVE to interview your "amino acid", nerd faggot
Is the "amino acid" flying a space ship and giving us technology to help us evolve and survive?
No???? An amino acid isn't anything? just a shit little science nerd thing? oh ok

FAIL

>>564910435
i need to go read this
i feel this might be something and this faggot keeps insisting

let me go read this

>>564911415
fucking magnets how do they even work


also there is a skeleton living inside you right now

>>564896926 (OP)
Aliens exist. Government knows. They won't hurt us. Government may or may not have made contact.

Doesn't matter how I know. Deliver pl0x

>>564896926
universe is infinite, therefore everything exists somewhere

NOW PICS

>>564910471
oh, ok

it's not rocket science

THIS JUST IN... ON FOX NEWS!!!!

ANON FOUND PROOF OF ALIENS

HERE IT IS FOLKS, A REAL LIFE ALIEN:

>the fact that life exist on a planet that can sustain life, means that life exist on another planet that can sustain life

Oh ,wait... we're sorry folks! That's not an alien!

It's just faggot words by a faggot online

FAIL

>>564910613
that's a government website tho!!!
the fbi will track me!

can't you copy past it for us? please?

>>564910639
kek
i think she's cute tho

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If there was definitive proof, /b/ would not be the place to find it. Best we can offer is fairly strong inductive logic.

>Someone shows alien skeleton
>OP says not definitive because what if photoshop
>Someone ships OP actual skeleton
>OP says "what if matrix"

Can't even prove evolution to half of Murica soooo /thread

>>564911857
>Faggot words by a faggot online
>FAIL

underage pls go

>>564911857
>the fbi will track me!
>can't you copy past it for us? please?
kek, you wan't proof so put some fucking effort in it

also I don't think there is that kind of proof you want. If there is any the gov is hiding it.

>>564911857
it's a PDF

>>564912226
I second the notion

>>564911040
>>564911121
>>564911152
top kek

>>564911240
wtf? you need to copy and paste what the proof is, because those are all suspicious links
where is the proof?
the burden is on YOU
paste the proof here for us

>>564911253
why? because some faggot spirals were found?
ok.
Let me take that to Fox news so they can interview the spirals aliens!

FAIL

>>564911335
hardy harr harr

>>564911415
LMFAO
you're some kind of spic nigger, aren't you?
lrn2english

>>564911450
>Make up a situation that you would consider proof if it was correct
Just ANYTHING that I could take to FOX news and they would report, that very second, that alien life is REAL
Proof where ANY news agency would be like, "yup. this is proof. aliens are real now. no one can argue it anymore. they're real."

NO ONE has done that yet

I need you guys to help me do it, so i can be famous

>>564911532
you're retarded
people built that

>>564911550
lol
funny but not proof
FAIL

>>564911559
FAIL

>>564911709
that's NOT proof! FAIL

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>>564912478
/b/ I think it's time for the only alien that is worth our time....

This is now a Superman Thread

>>564912478

>Just ANYTHING that I could take to FOX news and they would report, that very second, that alien life is REAL
>Proof where ANY news agency would be like, "yup. this is proof. aliens are real now. no one can argue it anymore. they're real."

It doesn't exist. OP post your non-existant pics and lets end this charade.

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>>564896926

Why the fuck do you keep saying FAIL and why are you asking for evidence on aliens? Are you 15? Answer me.

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>>564911857
How am I gonna copy paste a PDF, you dumb fuck?

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>>564912701
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>>564896926 (OP)

>>564912108
>this
Bro, this made me laugh so hard I started coughing and almost choked
top fucking kek

>>564912226
not underage FAIL

>>564912259
well, i guess you guys don't get to see my little sister naked, if you can't provide proof

>>564912307
uploat the pdf to somewhere i can read it outside of government websites

>>564912323
durr second the durrtion FAIL

>>564912736
Noooooooooooooooooooo
I need this proof for my school work and fame

>>564912813
ok then
i guess you guys lose
no proof of aliens
i'm glad we finally admitted it, and these fags stop trying to post fake bullshit statements to prove NOTHING

>>564912962
faggot stuff

>>564912987
actually superman helps with all that stuff if you read the comics

>>564912990
I am a gentleman and a scholar, and I seek proof to help mankind end this religious fighting bullshit that causes most wars and death and suffering

once i prove aliens are real, we can all work together to evolve as people and save the planet and space travel and shit

plus, me being famous

>>564912478
guys don't hate me for this... But I think op won't deliver

http://www.foxnews.com/topics/space/space-alien.htm

There you go.It is on Fox news.Now delivar.

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I'm sick of OP, he is a huge faggot.

>>564896926

118 replies

no nudes.

OP is Confirmed a faggot today.

>>564913440
you upload it to that website where you can post stuff like text and files for anyone to download

i forget the name of it, something like "paste bin"

>>564913472
go away kryptonians!

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>>564896926 (OP)
>>564913563

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EBLACKUATE THREAD
OP, post one picture and we might participate in this fucking game. If you do not comply, we will be forced to leave this thread to 404. This is your last chance to redeem yourself.

>>564913563
>I am a gentleman and a scholar, and I seek proof to help mankind end this religious fighting bullshit that causes most wars and death and suffering. once i prove aliens are real, we can all work together to evolve as people and save the planet and space travel and shit. plus, me being famous

get the fuck out

>>564913598
i'll deliver. on my mother's soul i promise i will

i just need proof. i'm sure some super hacker fat nerd out there has it and can share it here on /b

>>564913642
it's not even about alien proof or anything lol

>>564913647
i'm sick of you spidey

>>564913756
NO FUCKING PROOF

i need proof. no one delivered proof

>>564914019

Show one pic and we'll play.

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>>564898265
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>>564896926
>>564913563
>>564914019

CAPTCHA IS PROOF

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>>564913757
You can't copypaste a fucking PDF, you autist.

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>>564896926
ayy

Search for the WOW signal, or the LGM signal... That's as close as you'll get.

>>564914019
There are more than one article about aliens with your standard of proof,it is on fox news,and it is evidence.

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>>564913757
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>>564896926 (OP)
>>564913563
>>564914019

>>564914175
>>564914210
>>564914353
>>564914356
>>564914361
what's the WOW signal or the LGM signal

tell me about that, bro. go on. it sounds interesting

>>564914385
show me? where?

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I'd bang this alien

>>564914548
In the link i gave asshole

>>564901978
It's pretty retarded to assume something exists without evidence, dumbass.

>>564908430
Astrophysicists can tell if a planet has similar gases to Earth's/is capable of supporting life - Not whether or not it has life.

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>>564914548

NOBODY CAN GIVE YOU PROOF HAND OVER THE NUDES NOW AND NOBODY GETS HURT

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>>564913757
>>564912701
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>>564914548

>>564914625
can't you just tell me, please?

>>564914551
that's kinda hot, actually

>>564914701
thank you!
finally, someone who can SCIENCE correctly

>>564914780
awwwww, seriously?
no one has proof?
dude, i feel like some 4chan super hacker might have something tho

>>564914551
If that tail wouldn't whip my head off as it had a squirting orgasm that shot acid...me too.

The wow signal was a signal the SETI (I believe) was broadcasting out into deep space, it was a complex signal so it couldn't be replicated with static or radiation. As it was broadcasted info space, it had been sent back moments after with a slight difference at the end, signifying that it had been sent received by something and sent back to communicate. When the scientist listening to it heard it, he call it the WOW signal, but sometimes called the LGM (little green men) signal
Some me some tits!

statistically speaking it is nearly impossible that extraterrestrial life does not exist somewhere in our massive as fuck universe

>>564915068
Wait, I had something archived
http://4archive.org/b/thread/549766375

Not much evidence, but it's something.
I don't know if it's true though

>>564896926
ayy lmao

>>564914701

I thought it was possible to infer (I know not proof) that chemical reactions were taking place that, as far as we know, occur from biological processes, like algae and methane production etc.

Again science retard so maybe wrong.

>>564915068
http://www.foxnews.com/topics/space/space-alien.htm

It is on Fox news,it is more than one article,and it is evidence.What do you want more?Couldn't you even scroll the page a bit?

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>>564915068
>>564915157

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>>564915843
jk still here

I'll fucking upload it to Mediafire, happy cumloving OP?

i have proof 100%. but provide a sample first I'm not playing your bullshit game until you do

Here, faggot op

http://www mediafire com/view/wnpj9bcmasm77ay/ufo1.pdf

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>people are still talking with this mongoloid

Holy shit is /b/ this retarded? I saw through this bullshit the second OP started saying shit like "FAIL" and "LMFAO"

You guys are fucking dumb.

I just skimmed op's messages.
>faggot
>never will delivar
>underage
just get out of school did ya?

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ayy lmao

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>>564916851
no he needs evidence for school project

If you find >>533085505 archived anywhere you get proof,i have the thread in html,i will try to upload it somwhere,brb

>>564917261
do it, nigga

OP is kill
or possibly fapping to his sisters pics

>>564915157
weird

>>564915478
ok, so some retarded scientists basically hear fuzzy radio signals, and it's aliens?

basically, it's like when people record fuzz on a tape recorded, and they're like THATS A GHOST

come on, bro!!!! fuzzy radio signals is NOT aliens

>>564915532
statistically speaking, spaghetti monsters could be raping teenage racoon people on a planet in another dimension

STILL NOT PROOF

>>564915556
>http://4archive.org/b/thread/549766375
none of the images comes up
FAIL

>>564915604
NYOOOOO no ayy lmao!!!!

>>564915647
i get all that, but it's not proof
we could INFER that monkey babies live in my butt hole, based on accusations by my sister, but that's NOT PROOF

>>564915745
>http://www.foxnews.com/topics/space/space-alien.htm
FAKE
there's no time or date or anything!
that's from a movie, retard!

>>564916135
ok, thank you! Yes, i'm happy ?

>>564916794
wait, but it's a pdf
how do you open that?

>>564916851
deliver PROOF and i'll deliver sister
it's that fucking simple, BHRO!@!!!

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AYY LMAO XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>564917848
Adobe Reader. You sure you're in college?

>>564917070
>>564917257
>>564917261
>>564917408
thank you so much, guys

i swear i'll deliver. i'm really excited if you guys really have PROOF that aliens are real

>>564917847
i'm still here, anon

>>564917848
it's FAKE

>>564917983
calm down, bro
sorry i'm not a computer scientist
where can i download that program?
will it work on Windows?

>>564917848
Can people not see through this shit?

Are you guys serious?

If you keep feeding into this faggot, you are the cancer. He's never going to deliver. Anything you say will be dismissed.

Holy fucking shit.

>>564917848
>none of the images comes up
ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED? HOLY FUCK DUDE. THE IMAGES HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING.
IGIVETHEFUCKUP THERE ARE NO NUDES

>>564918181
http://get adobe com/reader/?promoid=KLXME

You don't need the optional McAfee bullshit.

anonfiles is not working,any site you don't need to register to upload?

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>>564911534
>FOX news will LOVE to interview your "amino acid", nerd faggot

>>564918181
>what the hell is google?

Confirmed for actually clinically retarded.

http://vidbull.com/wk08k1kphleu.html

>>564918281
wtf? do you need help or something, bro?
did you miss your medication?
it's not that difficult; once i get proof, i'll post pics

if i post pics to "prove" something to you, then i wont get the proof of aliens

everything is going to be ok, dude
breathe. breaaaathe.

>>564918290
daaaaaaaamn.
>triggered

>>564918360
ok, thank you
i'm downloading it now

www megafileupload com/en/file/560731/alien-rar.html

>>564913563
You're a faggot and I will never help you.

>>564918443
sorry
i'm not trying to be rude
i just really need proof of alien life for my school project, otherwise i'll get an fail grade and lose my scholarship

>>564918480
i know what google is, bro

>>564918763
what is that? is that a virus?

>>564919004
what is that?

>>564919193
why, bro?
what did i do?
i'm just looking for alien proof
it's really important to me

i'm sitting here waiting to upload my sister's pics as soon as i get the proof

>>564919447
the thread in html

>>564919213
>i just really need proof of alien life for my school project, otherwise i'll get an fail grade and lose my scholarship

And what fucking school is this?

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ayy

>>564919557
this thread? my thread?
why would i need that?
i can just scroll back up?

>>564919637
University of Colorado Boulder

>>564919886
No that one idiot,the thread i said up there about aliens

>>564896926
ITAR-TASS claims Russian cosmonauts have found sea plankton on outside of International Space Station

>http://phys.org/news/2014-08-itar-tass-russian-cosmonauts-sea-plankton.html

bam, life that was created outside earth. Therefore it is extra-terrestrial.

>>564919886
If you don't deliver, I'm gonna contact your school and show them the contents of this thread.

>>564920049
wait, i'm lost

where is the PROOF of aliens?

which one is it that has the proof in it?
can you link that again, please?

>>564919886
confirmed b8
tell me
why do you have nudes of your little sister? how old is she?

>>564919213
Okay m8 so if alien life really was proven so clearly that you could go to fox and they'd broadcast this shit right away it already would have been done. Everything we can do to you is giving you stuff that indicates the existance of aliens, which just is nerd talk.
Sorry, but there is no 100% evidence there are aliens yet. If you have to do something for a schoolproject just talk about all the shit that indicates extraterestrial life, meaning amino-acids and all that nerdy shit, else you won't have anything. Your choice between C or F.

>>564920143
i'll deliver bro
don't mess with my school
that's not cool, man
that's my future

>>564920081
what the fuck is "plankton"?
that's not even a real thing? LOL
I am talking about ALIENS like in a UFO

>>564920190
not b8
my sister is 18
but she looks a LOT younger
people always think she's a LOOOT younger
but she's legal

>>564920256
well, some people here are saying that do have proof, and i'm waiting on that

once i get that i'll post my sisters photos and she looks a LOT younger than she is

a LOT younger

>>564920183
can't you just scroll back up like you said?It is only one thread in html,archived from a lot of time ago with proof and evidence,and if you don't believe,the op even put a fucking email if you need to contact him.

www megafileupload com/en/file/560731/alien-rar.html

>>564920554
WHY do you have nudes of her?

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>>564896926
>Show me definitive proof that Aliens exist, and I'll post nudes of my little sister.


They exist!!!
Show your sister anon... right now!!

>>564920575
what's the email?
i'll email him right now
i really need this please

what is that link just now? that's the one?

>>564920625
she's really pretty
she won a ton of beauty pageants
i'm not gay, why wouldn't i?

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>>564896926

come on dude... your sister!!!

>>564920554
mother fucker ask for aliens, i give him aliens. Fuck you, you cock sucking cumlord. You think aliens are going to look like our anthropomorphic personification of Asians? Well your wrong you sack of smelly shit balls.

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>>564896926
OP won't deliver

>>564920554
Benson, Bruce D, President
[email protected]
(303) 860-5600
35 UCA

Everyone, email the president and tell them that a student at their school has CP on their computer.

>>564903072
math equations are proof until proven wrong

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...Anooonnn...

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>>564920859
That link is the entire thread archived as an internet page,with the extension html.You can open it and see it.

>>564921046
ok dude

>>564921059
wtf?
FOX News can't interview planktin, or whatever the fuck that shit is, you fucking nigger!
I need an actual alien that we can interview
that kind of alien

>>564921070
Carl Sagain already disproved the Drake equation, idiot

>>564921236
FUCK OFF DUDE
you don't know my name anyways
i don't even live on the dorms, since the engineering dept is so fucking full already, i am living off campus

>>564921275
incorrect
math problems are theories until proven correct or un disprovable

>>564921534
LMAO that's a fake Mexican story

>>564921709
annecy74annecy74 at hotmail
so who is this person?
what should i ask for?
they know about aliens?
they have proof?

is this person an alien?

>>564921236
Sounds like a plan.

Is this thread archived? It would help to link it to him.

>>564922081
just download the fucking thread and see goddammit

>>564920859
holy fuck
I MEAN WHERE DID YOU GET THE NUDES?!

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>>564922485
He doesn't have nudes.

He's obviously bullshitting.

Dude, it's really obvious. It's been obvious from the start.

I hope I'm not the only one with any fucking sense who's been monitoring this thread. I've tried to laugh at the people buying into OP's bullshit, but it's more sad than anything.

>>564922081
I gave you proof from the United States government and you still haven't delivered. I don't give a fuck about where you live or what your name is. I'm sure that they wouldn't like having someone that's on a scholarship at their school be on /b/, would they?

I have proof.

But this isn't type of shit you post anywhere anytime for obvious reasons, I'll have to proxy up quite a bit.

Proof of your sister first then I'll trickle a picture down as you go down, take some down though.

>>564922424
guys, please don't mess with my education
i worked hard to get good grades
that's not cool, bros
seriously

>>564922473
download what thread?
can't you just send me the proof or something?
why is this so difficult?
just give me the proof, so i can turn in my paper

>>564922485
she walks around and gets dressed with the door open and i took snapshots with my phone and also i put one of those nannay cams type cameras in the bathroom

you can buy one on Amazon for like $35

>>564922782
yes i do!
it's not fucking like she's the pope, retard
it's just my sister
like i haven't seen her naked a million times?
we used to share the same room
it's normal for me

the only thing obvious is that no one has real proof aliens are real, so stfu

>>564922924
is that some sort of threat? lol
like kids in my school don't go on /b ?
don't be stupid

where did you show proof?

are you the guy who posted some weird government link?

PRESIDENT OBAMA DECLARED PUBLICLY THAT THERE IS NO PROOF ALIENS EVER VISISTED EARTH

they just said it on TV

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Here's your proof now deliver fag

>>564922424
Archiving it now.

>>564923217
>>564923257
thanks for contributing

>>564923321
wtf?
that makes no sense
what do you want?
what kind of pics do you have?

please, hook me up
i need proof of aliens

>>564923368
that's stupid

>>564923423
wait. what are you archiving?
what's going on here?

please, man
don't mess with my school

>>564923335

Also,

Do not worry about the anon claiming to contact president, they don't care about these type of problems and will just label it as spam. You'll be fine, just read my first post.

the WOW signal is proof of life period.

>>564923335
The fucking thread in the link i gave you goddammit.OP is just talking bullshit now.I'm out.Fuck this shit his sister is not worth all that shit.

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>>564923335
It's from the Federal Bureau of Investigation, you fucking retarded aspie aspergers having downie fuck. Then I uploading it to Mediafire and you said you downloaded it but had to fucking ASK me how to download a PDF file. You are fucking retarded. No one wants to see your fucking retarded sister since your mother and father are probably brother and sister.

>>564923629
>wtf?
>that makes no sense
>what do you want?
>what kind of pics do you have?
>please, hook me up
>i need proof of aliens

Because you don't post actual proof like it's a regular meme, that's why. Think of it as posting CP, just as dangerous and I would need to change proxies at every post and all these layered crap.

Simple; I need proof of sister

>>564923674
yeah, bro
my education is my future
that's not something to mess with
i'll be an engineer while you losers are working at mcdonalds

>>564923748
the WOW signal is a radio signal bouncing back and people are stupid enough to think it's aliens when it's just a signal like in the radio with music

>>564923774
no, dude!
hold up
calm down
i'm looking for it
damn

>>564923875
i had to download that Acrotics Reading program, but i couldn't do it because it kept asking me to buy it for like $299

i can't afford that, bro

isn't there a cheaper program?

>>564896926
Being so pleb that you don't understand the place aliens are playing in the new world's mythology

EVERYTHING YOU READ IS DISINFORMATION

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the steve romanek story

youtube it

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>>564924265
Adobe Reader is fucking free, oh my fucking God. This has to be a troll.

>mfw you faggots probably just gave op all he needed for his class
>mfw OP will never deliver
>mfw i have no face

>>564924265
SumatraPDF
thank me later

>>564925420
If he's too stupid to download a free program, then he can eat a trillion dicks.

>>564924041
why would i post CP? lol
dafuq are you some kind of freak?

>>564924367
i honestly have no idea what you're talking about

>>564924442
i did
it's fake
the guy was caught making it all up
he's a liar for attention

>>564924494
actually, i asked my sister and she showed me that my laptop already has Adobe Reader

calm down dude, not everyone is a computer expert

>>564925420
what's what?

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UFO recorded by Nick Menza (ex-drummer of Megadeth)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=060LLfJlIe4

>>564924909
once i get the proof and turn in my paper i'll deliver
i was a boy scout my entire life pretty much
i don't ever lie
my word is my bond, unlike SOME people

>>564925534
it's on my computer. myu sister showed me

>>564925805
you believe something that a drug addict alcoholic sex addict heroin addict piece of shit who can BARELY play the drums?
you're literally too stupid to insult
that guy was a schizophrenic loser

where is the dude who gave me the link pdf?

how do i open the file?

>>564925601
It doesn't take a computer expert to download a fucking .exe file, you autist. How did you get into Boulder anyhow? On a fucking Asperger's Syndrome Scholarship?

>>564925601
Aliens, space ships, and space are good symbols to conciliate matter and spirit in a world post gods.
It makes people not react because "government is made of space lizards" or "aliens are going to come and save us from capitalism".

SumatraPDF is a free open source reader for pdf files, mobis, and many other ebook-thingy files

>>564926087
You mean the file from the FBI? Fuck off, faggot.

>>564925808
do you know who is Nick Menza?

He is one of the best heavy metal drummers!!!...

>>564926168
what the fuck is a xexe file?
dude, i'm going to be an engineer
my area where i'm more talented is
drawing and stuff, so stfu!

>>564926184
ok, well... other than the crazy rants about conspiracy theories, thank you anon

>>564926472
why fuck off?

can someone just please help me get this over with so i can post the fucking pics already?

PLEASE?!??!!?!?

how do i find the link to the aliens?

>>564926616
sounds gay
i'm into rap music, bro
REAL street rap, not that fake shit
I'm into Souija Boy because of his deep lyrics

heavy metal is for angry closet homosexuals

http://www.collective-evolution.com/2013/09/16/extraterrestrial-fossils-uncovered-inside-meteorite-found-in-sri-lanka/
http://www.extremetech.com/extreme/150417-astrobiologists-discover-fossils-in-meteorite-fragments-confirming-extraterrestrial-life

actual papers:
http://arxiv.org/abs/1303.184
http://arxiv.org/ftp/arxiv/papers/1303/1303.1845.pdf


fucking end yourself in the most painful way possible OP you horrible fucking excuse of a human if you dont post nudes
shoving a white-hot rod of iron down your urethra would no come close to what should happen to you

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>>564927619
>crazy rants about conspiracy theories
yes, US Intel is fake, pic related

Most likely UFOS exists but are NOT space ships.

>>564927619
engineers draw shit with computers (Corel draw and other vetorial drawing programs,or even 3d modeling programs),didn't you know that?How the fuck did you even found this shithole called 4chan?Did your sister open the browser for you?How do you know lingo as "nudes" instead of just naked pic or something?I call BS on all that shit!

>>564927995
http://arxiv.org/abs/1303.1845

fug

>>564925601
where is the debunk then?

>>564927995
you realize those fossils are from earth, right?

when meteors crash, they become fossilized

all those links are like russian or something, and that pdf file won't open unless i purchase adobe acrobat, or will it work with the free adobe on my laptop?

does anyone know if those files are real? i don't want to click on russian virus links

>>564928167
yeah, you seem intelligent
im starting to think the same

>>564928507
NO. you're wrong. there are different kinds of engineers, and you're talking more like a civil engineer or something, but i'm going to be more like an engineer who draws houses and bridges

>>564928510
the fuck is arxiv? russian?
i don't trust that link
can you download and paste it here for us?
or on paste bin?
please,bro
please

>>564928762
the debunk?
what's that?
dude, this is a thread for aliens
once i get proof, i'm posting nudes

otherwise, i don't konow about any countries in debunk or whatever

>>564927619
>heavy metal is for angry closet homosexuals

Ohh well, that explain all....

I was searching some proof about ufo in my country, but reading your comment I prefer not give you any information.

good luck faggot... you lost a good one!!

>>564929360
no dude, im sorry!
please, come back and help me
i take it back
sorry, bro
some heavy metal is cool

i like heavy metal bands like green day and the beatles, so i like heavy metal too, ok?

>>564929232
I'm talking about that type of engineer.Everyone would prefer to choose someone who draws bridges with these programs instead of hand-drawing.