Let's get a teacher seduction thread going. Either party strategies to those interested or stories, all are welcome.
I'll start, teacher at my school. Talked to her quite a few times, teaches another subject so no "extra credit" opportunities. Let the advice flow.
>>564857348
>tfw i've always wanted to fuck my english teacher
>>564857496
how did you manage to fuck her?
>>564857348
I'll bite. I fucked two of my middle school teachers. I've never typed it out, but if you're interested, I can.
do it
>>564858934
please tell me how you managed that?
>>564857549
>tfw my English teacher caught me looking up her skirt when she was sitting at her desk
> Mrs. W was a 24 year old special ed teacher.
> She taught a friend of mine who just insane.
> Stay after school for Jazz Band (I played guitar).
> She offers ride home.
> On the way, husband calls and screams at her.
> She pulls over and starts crying.
> "What an asshole" I say.
> She continues to cry.
> I say "If I was older I'd never treat you like that".
I was 13 cut me some slack.
> She stops crying.
> We hug.
> She kisses me.
> Things get heated.
> Get the best head of my life in a parking lot.
> She drops me off.
> We do this twice a week for a couple months.
> She even rented a motel room once.
> It all came crashing down when my crazy friend ratted me out to my girlfriend. Who told the school and my parents.
That was teacher #1.
i fucked my math teacher in highschool. I dont feel like typing it all out so ill short greentext..
>be me,18
>last few months of highschool
>taking shitty math class that I dont give a shit about
>have a 9/10 young math teacher
>perfect ass
>i used to stay after class for "help" just to flirt with her
>one day i just go for it and give her my phone number
>she just puts it in her desk and doesn't mention it
>few weeks later get a text
>"come over and study ;)" with her address
long story short i fucked her. never mentioned it again and I still failed math.
Keep it coming, more advice requested. Need to know how to hit on and fuck a teacher that doesn't teach you (as in her subject).
>>564859729
obviously you suck in bed...
thats why you failed
>>564860064
i may be shit. but i still got the poon
>>564859862
Both of the teachers I fucked had marital problems. I think they just wanted to feel wanted. I'm not that attractive. I have an average cock. Nothing special. It's more about the right place and right time.
Tips:
> Don't hit on at first.
> Show interest in her personal life.
> Don't push.
> Appear emotionally available, but physically treat her like a land whale has a crush on you.
> She'll up the ante just to figure out why she doesn't 'do it' for you.
> It helps to have an age gap. Older women often want to know they can compete with younger girls.
>>564860327
Cheers mate, good advice though is there a way to subtly hit on the teacher?
Teacher #2:
> Little hippie Social Studies teacher.
> 26
> 100lbs.
> 5'4"
> Husband throws her out because of cheating.
> She's friends with my Mom.
> Stays with us.
> We flirt a lot.
> One night she falls asleep on the couch beside me.
> No one's awake but me.
> She cuddles with me.
> Starts rubbing my body and her's at the same time.
> Finally opens her eyes and kisses me.
> I finger her.
> Shut up bitch! My parents are in the next room!
> She is fucking loud.
> Put hand over mouth.
> She cums and almost passes out from lack of O.
> We fucked a week later when my parents left for the store.
> I swear you could hear her three houses away.
> She got hers.
> I never got mine.
> Parents come home.
> I only ever came in her mouth.
> Bitch came like twenty times, but she was so fucking loud!
> This was almost twenty years ago.
> Would fuck her again if I could just to cream her pussy.
>>564860064
this is an awesome point
>>564860257
You fucked the teacher and didn't pass the class you fail on soo many levels faggot
>>564861145
Yes.
First of all:
> When you flirt, always keep in mind "I'm doing this sorry bitch a favor". It will show in your flirting.
> If she escalates, shoot her down. Act a little uncomfortable.
> Wait a few days.
> Step up the flirting.
> Repeat process.
> After about a month or two, she'll demand to know if you want to fuck her.
> Her tone will tell you if she wants the D or just wants it to stop.
>>564861507
Was her first name Karen?
>>564861853
Good advice, you're a real /b/ros.
I used to suck off one of my teachers all the time in school. I was the president of one of the art clubs (it was essentially an AV club) and he was in charge of it.
One day after school I was working at one of the computers with just him in the room. He was behind me, and I looked up to ask him a question. Looked at him way too long and we ended up kissing. It just went from there.
One of the hottest memories I ever had was being under his desk and him cumming down my throat while he was on the phone with his wife.
>>564857348
Anyone want to hear about the hot college professor I had a six month affair with? Dunno if it really fits because I was 26 and out of the military.
>>564862381
Some faggot had daddy issues
>>564861853
> After about a month or two, she'll demand to know if you want to fuck her.
> Her tone will tell you if she wants the D or just wants it to stop.
You sound like you are 15 with that advice
>>564862536
Could be a femanon, no gender was specified
>>564862393
just type it up
>>564862712
good question
>>564862381
are you a femanon?
>>564862712
I'm a grill.
Faggot. I'll show you my tits if you show me your tiny little cock.
>>564862943
That meant to go to heaven. But you can show me your cock too
Lurking... saving...
>>564862781
>be me,
>26 year old and out of the Marine Corps
>attending one of the largest community colleges in the country
>straight A student
>visits professors regularly and genuinely enjoys learning
>girlfriend of six years that I plan to propose to
>take class, with hot ass professor
>solid 8/10, she's 33ish with two kids and married.
>visit professor's officer hours like a good student
>ask question and become engrossed in conversation
>no big deal
>second time I visit her, also second week of school, she goes to restroom to change into yoga clothes
>asks me to walk her to her car
>exchange e-mails.
>end up chatting with her on g-chat
>she starts to become "flirty"
>not sure what to make of it and assume I am wrong
>>564863595
>she says what a great connection we have
>start talking explicitly about sex
>realize finally that this professor wants to fuck me
>she tells me that she is in an open relationship
>I assume everything is cool
>end up sending her a pic with my cum on her face
>tell her I'm going to use her like a cheap whore
>tell her I'm going to lick her whole face and choke her while I fuck her
>she wants to hang out after class
>drive to park and make out
>broad daylight and shitty car to do anything else
>too many kids around
>grab lunch together
>get back in car
>can't take it anymore, she sits on my cock
>omfg so wet
>omfg so fucking tight
>her face is like that of an 18 year old girl
>her tits are immaculate even though she's had children
>>564861947
Her name was Penny.
>>564863595
dont fuck her anon. You will lose your gf of 6 years and end up making a feel thread. it should look like this:
>be me
>be 26
>hot ass 33 yo teacher, solid 8
>end up fucking her
>gf of 6 years find out
>tfw i crushed my golden opportinuty to find love of my life
>tfw everybody in class thinks im a total jerk because ex-gf told them
>mfw teacher and husband divorced and I ruined life of her kids
>>564864245
Penny Lane?
>>564862615
Nope.
But I scaled to make sense to a a fifteen year old.
>>564864329
where the fuck were you when I needed this advice lol
>>564863595
>she's 33ish with two kids
>>564864159
>omfg so fucking tight
kek ok mate
>>564864528
virgin detected
>>564864528
>>564864159
anyway, what happened after?
>>564865236
Wrong link.
>>564864939
My wife has two kids. Her pussy's so strong, she can push my hard cock till it really hurts.
>lrn2anatomy
>>564865439
You idiot, look at who I quoted.
>>564863595
>>564864159
inb4 navy seal copypasta
>>564864159
>shit begins to progress real fast
>schedule a hotel room for the weekend
>get her to smoke pot for the first time
>from the beginning the sex was nasty
>call her my "naughty lil slut angel"
>"daddies perfect lil whore"
>things like that
>make her tell me what a nasty lil perfect slut she's been
>make her deepthroat my cock until her eyes tear up
>she cums uncontrollably, over and over
>her sex drive seems endless
>end up fucking for the entire day
>she wants me to stay the night
>can't because girlfriend at home
>end of weekend, monday at school
>she talks to me before class
>tells me she has genuine feeling for me and even says "i love you"
>this is like the third week of school, but mind you we've been talking online and in person for probably 40+ hours by this point.
>I freak out, was expecting sexually adventurous woman in open marriage like those on TV
>after class that day go with her in car
>we sit in car and she tells me we should probably end it
>I say "yup"
>she panics, wants to fuck one more time before we stop
>I say "nope"
>next day
>she's back to her normal charming self again
>apologizes for emotional outburst and says can just have amazing sex
>I can't resist that pussy
>>564864458
uh no.
I'm not stupid enough to link a last name or place.
>>564865576
I said wrong link.
>>564865648
>Penny Lane
I think you are fifteen
>>564865624
awesome man keep 'em cummin
>>564865624
>meanwhile I'm still taking her class
>I always sit in front
>and eye rape her intently
>she's a total professional
>continues to teach class amazingly well
>she has a 4.0 on ratemyprofessor
>lot of students talk about how bad they want her or how hot she is on their
>mfw I'm putting my cock in this woman daily
>buy her a pair of shoes on amazon
>cheapest, most hookeriest shoes I could find
>nude colored with lil pink bows on them, open toed and platformed
>look like fucking stripper shoes
>order her to wear them to class
>I'm a footfag, huge fucking turning on
>this is like third week of school still
>in her office hours (officer hours are walk in hours for students to visit professors)
>her office is tiny and located in a hall with many similar offices
>maybe 3-4 other professors on the floor at the same time
>talking about class material while I walk over and put my hard cock in her mouth
>she sucks it
>feeels so fucking good
>can hear other professors talking to their students 10 feet away
>she stands up and turns around
>slide my cock in, so fucking wet
>>564865905
I fucking wish dude.
Early '90's:
> No digital cameras.
> Pics only possible if developed.
> Communication was over land line based telephones. Hard to be sneaky.
> No or uberslow internet.
It pisses me off that I have very few photos from this time.
>>564866545
this is golden anon
>>564866791
> Pics only possible if developed.
Ya you are 15, what is polaroid faggot
>>564866545
are you still here anon?
>>564866545
>start fucking at my place regularly because it's nearby and gf is gone during the days
>make her lay on the floor when I fuck her or the couch
>because did I mention she's a squirter
>can soak the top of a mattress with a huge circle of her juices
>we talk openly about where things are going
>I tell her that I plan on proposing in a year or so and am not looking for anything but the temporary
>she says everything is ok and that she's happy with what we have
>she sucks my cock when she is on the phone with her husband
>she sucks my cock while she tells him about her day and how much work she has
>makes straight eye contact with me whole time
>at this point (still only about four weeks)
>her husband starts to become jealous
>she tells him she is in love with me
>mfw she told me she was in an open relationship but has only ever recently had sex with some random dude at an airport hotel once
>>564867168
Polariods sucked. Don't give me that shit.
One does not simply carry a giant camera with them at all times at age 13.
A 110 however can be easily placed in a bookbag.
So yeah faggot.
>>564867168
Idiot. Still gotta develop the film. Polaroid film simply contains the chemicals to initiate the developing process.
>>564867528
for what it's worth, I believed your story entirely anon
>>564867509
>I've always been a pervert
>watching sick and degrading porn
>at this point begin to live out all my fantasies with her
>love having her suck my gf's dried pussy juices off my cock
>love talking to my gf on the phone while she sucks my cock
>she eats my asshole out for the firsttime
>omg so fucking amazing
>seeing her face buried in between my legs
>and feeling her tongue eat my nasty asshole
>I fuck her in her ass (sorry was not into it)
>I make her come to class with coffee that has my cum in it an drink it while I watch
>I bring her Coffee in the middle of her other class with my cum in it
>mind you I just walked in while she was lecturing to 35+ students and handed her the coffee and left
>we start talking about the young girls in my class
>she makes me feel like such a man
>talks to me about how I could teach them to be good little sluts too
>talks to me about little sluts in class she would suck my cock with
>>564859152
what happened afterwards?
>>564868129
this isn't gold... it's PLATINUM
>>564868129
>eventually her husband's jealousy becomes too much
>they are fighting regularly, but they already were not doing so well and slept in separate rooms by the time we met
>I fuck her at her place too
>meet her kids
>go out to dinner with her and her daughter
at this point we continue to have sex for a long time and a lot of dirty nasty sex too. so I'll just highlight the good parts
>finger her to orgasm in a public pool with people sitting right next to us
>she's riding on my back in the pool when I reach around and shove my fingers in her cunt
>tell her to shut the fuck up
>tell her to be quiet
>make her cum while she's watching a family play
>finally after about four months of amazing sex and conversation with this woman
>her husband moves out
>he can't take it anymore
>I don't blame myself, they were not happy for a long time
>and the dude is a loser, he just got lucky and knocked her up when she was 20
>the date when I told her I would cut things off starts approaching
>I'm still planning on proposing to my gf and don't want to be cheating during what is supposed to be a romantic time
>>564868987
got about 5 more minutes before leaving from work... can you make it in 1 or 2 posts? wanna save it all :3
>>564868987
>forgot to mention one of our favorite "dirty talk" scenarios
>I'm her uncle/father
>I've trained her to be a perfect little slut
>I invite all my buddies over for poker or whatever
>and we all enjoy the use of my perfect lil slut angel
>anyways, I'm accepted to a four year college out of state (it's a big deal for me at the time so I become distracted from her)
>also I have plans to propose in the middle of summer
>gf is gone on traveling so proceed to fuck professor's brains out as much as possible before cutting it off
>at this point I'm pretty much in complete control of this intelligent, strong and beautiful woman
>she submits herself to me entirely
>tell her plainly I don't want her to get fucked up over this
>I do care about her too
>she doesn't
>after cutting it off for a few months we remain in contact as good friends
>she gets her shit together and is as happy as when we first met again
>finally able to get rid of her loser husband and move on (i suspect this is a lot of what she needed me emotionally for)
>we still talk occasionally to this day
>she is remarried to a much better and understanding (of her slutty ways) dude
>sometimes I'll send her message letting her know I came to her wedding photos or something
>she says she doesn't plan on cheating on her new husband at all, but that if she was with me she couldn't resist
>I'm going to be back in her area for a wedding this September.
>still not sure if we are going to meet up, last time I was in town we didn't but had plans to
>pretty much all there is to the story
>any questions?
>>564869870
yup pretty much finished /b/ro, at least everything I can remember off the top of my head. this whole thing was like six months long and practically everyday.
>>564870082
>>564869940
don't fuck her anymore if she's happy now
>>564870536
this.
>>564870082
Sir, you are among the gods of /b/.
>>564870536
>>564870748
you bros are right I think, even though I want to.
>>564858934
>>564859152
>I fucked two of my middle school teachers
Starts out next post with
>Mrs. W was a 24 year old special ed teacher
Top kek
>>564859557
mod in your ID.. no-one mentions it.. /b/ is dead to me..
same with doubles they barely get called out
fuck
nice story btw
>>564870774
thanks man, but I was already 26 when this all happened so not sure if it fits well into the "teacher stories" theme
>>564867656
wot
>>564871138
This is basically a fapping thread, everyone here wants to read stories and shit, we don't really give a shit about quads and ayy lmao IDs.
>>564872482
get your ayy lmao shit out of here
what I am referring to happenend when ID's first came out and still to this day you fuck face.. only less and less because of faggots like you
>>564870774
if he is not lying..
>>564872838
Spoken like a true oldfag.
>>564872838
And yet you forgot dubs were disabled?>>564871138
Ya, big oldfag we get here boys. I thought summer was over already...
>>564869940
where do you live
>>564870942
Teachers touching tards
>>564873249
>>564873137
(when ID's first came out is not all that long ago )
you can still get 00... you simpleton.
its not my problem you newfriends can't think past 1+1.
and I never claimed to be an oldfriend.. but something you newfriends gotta learn is to think before you type
;-)
>>564874095
>;-)
>>564874367
xD
rofl.
>>564870774
>>564873113
This story has been posted before. I just wonder what so long for it to be posted in this thread. Slow c&p to make it look like a frist-time post?
>>564874604
*what *took so long
>>564874604
same author, I posted it twice but typed it out both times.
>>564874410
Sad part is you're not even trolling, you're remotely autistic :^)
>>564874957
yes, you are right. OH great one. this is all serious
are you sure, you aren't the one that is severely autistic kiddo?
fckinlmfao get rekt fagit
>>564875120
You're just mad I disagreed with your post and prevented you from feeling like the "oldfag" you think you are.
>/b/ is dead to me
Protip faggot: you're the cancer that's killing it
now reply like the mad ancienfag you are, and don't forget to call me new x^D
>>564874825
Copy and save it for the future!!! Make it much easier on yourself.....
>>564875420
I will reply, because you asked me to. And I simply suck the cocks of the oldfags because I really want to be an oldfag like you. you are right about everything you said. I am furious! you are a real armchair psychologist, you got me figured out m9... thanks for the reading
>>564858000
you stupid fuck >>564857496
is asking wat do
>>564875527
I'm married now and don't want some file like that just sitting around on my computer..
>Be me
>Be senior year
>Flunking AP Economics bc am stoner/slacker
>Girl next to me says teacher has crush on me
>Never noticed these signs b4
>Come up with idea to pass
>Need a "C" to play Lacrosse
>Decide to fuck teacher for dem grades
>Leave lacrosse equipment in her room
>Think I'll come back for it after school lets out
>Have half days (2 classes) bc senior
>Go over friends house and get drunk/high b4 practice
>Come back thinking school is out
>Go to her room for said equipment
>Walk in, activate alpha drunk mode
>Yell out "Whats up Ms. Anna? Wen we gon fuck?"
>Last class still in session
>Realize this and just walk out
>Come back again for equipment I left bc am dumb drunk moron
>"Anon, wtf was that all about?"
>"Well Ms. Anna, I need to play lacrosse, but I'm failing Econ."
>"Wut? Wait, you smell like booze"
>"It's bacardi bitch. You tryna gimme a C if I fuck you?"
>"OMG WTF is wrong with you Anon?"
>"Come on Ms. Anna, I know you wanna fuck this, Megan told me so. It's cool you're kinda fat but you're OK"
>"OMG, I don't wanna be on the news!! GO! LEAVE NOW!"
>"Ok, but Ima need that C for this D, as in Dick"
>"GTFO OF HERE NOW!!"
>W/e bitch
>Leave, go to practice.
>Next day get called into assistant principals office
>Lets call her Ms Spitz
>Ms. Anna is there
>Oh shit
>I dun fucked up
>"Anon, Ms. Anna has told me some troubling news, sit down"
>Ms. Anna rats me out
>Hate her guts
>Fat cunt
>Tell Ms. Spitz the truth
>"Got drunk as shit, Idr what I said/did"
>"Ok well, I think it's just best we don't talk about this ever again. Alright Anon?"
>Yup
>Ms. Anna shocked
>mfw got away with drunkenly harassing my Econ teacher
>mfw she gave me a B
>mfw become school legend
>mfw all the teachers hate my guts for this
>mfw she msg's me on FB
>mfw she wants to fuck now
>No bitch
>>564868173
Nothing she just covered herself and it was awkward as fuck, though I was probably known as a pervert to all the teachers. It sucks because 99% of the school drooled over her but I was the only unlucky one to get caught
>>564869940
Pic of her ?
These stories are so cool :)
>>564857348
>he stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>564878553
thats right but that doesn't mean we can fantasize for recreation
told this story before...
> be guy in uni
>registration day for classes
>want all my classes Mon-Wed so I can work full time Thurs-Sun (because I'm a poorfag and need money)
>end up with one fucking class Friday afternoon
>because I commute Friday is a fucking loss
>go to professor-guy is late 50's, chub (no, fat)
>ask if I can transfer to another of his classes
>tells me they are maxed out
>explain problem
>ask if there is something I can do to change his mind
>tells me to come by his apartment just off campus to "talk about it"
>wasn't born yesterday. know what's up
>swing by apartment at appointed time
>opens the door in silk robe (one of those long, Asian style robes). lets me in
>explains can't change classes but thinks maybe he could "tutor" me in his apartment
>rubbing his cock through robe all the time
>I know what's up
>I agree
>he sits on a chair, spreads his legs and opens robe. he's got a thick, long cock and it's not even hard
>tells me "this is where the tutoring starts"
>kneel down and suck his cock
>he lasts about 15 minutes, jaw hurting, gag a couple of times
>cums in my mouth, tells me to swallow it
>tells me to come by every Wednesday morning to make sure I get tutored so I can pass his class
>gets progressively more sexually aggressive with me over course of semester
>semester ends, he tells me I can continue "tutoring" if I want
>get a 4.0 in the class I never attended
>>564859152
>>tfw my English teacher caught me looking up her skirt when she was sitting at her desk
When at uni I has a psychology professor. About 25, blond, cute, nice body. Because I have bad eyesight I used to sit front and center so I could see the board.
Said professor would sit up on her desk right in front of me and I swear she would open her legs a bit whenever she did. I could tell what color her panties were each day. Always left class with my books in front of me to hide hard-on.