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You are all a bunch of lying fagots. (pic related) >inb4

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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You are all a bunch of lying fagots. (pic related)

>inb4 everyone claims to have a 7½ inch dick. (bullshit)
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WAIT JUST ONE GOD DAMNED MINUTE!!!
Do you mean to tell me that 70% of men have a dick between 5.25 inches and 6 inches?
That can't be right. I've been here for years and I know for a fact that 90% of 4chan has a 7.5 inch penis.
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Are those measurements bone pressed?
I'm 5.5 non bone pressed, measured from the top
and 6.1 bone pressed

I know I'm average and I'm a bit bisexual so I've seen a few dicks and most were my length but thicker. I always feel a bit small though.
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>>564684582
13% 6,5 inches dick (can go to 7 is i'm horny)
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>>564684582
>tfw no metric
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5 inches. Doesnt feel good mayn. :(
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>>564686308
You're damned right.
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>>564684582
6''
As average as it gets.
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>>564684582
These measurements are fucking odd.
Nothing below 6 inches is average, in fact last time I checked average was like 6.5.
And the ratios of breast sizes are way out of date.

Though I suppose percentages may vary from region to region.
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>>564684582
you just want a pic of my dick, don't you?
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Femanon here

ITT: Idiots who don't realize that average is three inches too small.
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>>564687294
g8 b8 m8, I r8 8/8

Fucking Heavan
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>>564684582
SERIOUS QUESTION, how do i properly measure my penis?
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Mine's somewhere between 5.5'' and 6''. I cant put it fully in but have to be gentle because the tip is reaching the bottom of the gf's vagina.
I really pity guys packing more than 7''.
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>>564687294

damn you got a big pussy you got a big pussy.
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>>564687620
yeah 7.6 is a pain to work with bro but most sluts are like a wet glove.
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>>564687294
>thinking you want the head of the penis against your cervix

finger yourself, I assure you, your G-spot is not located that deep. the g-spot is where you want the head of the penis to rub during sex

humans were also meant to have sex doggy style, its why the clit and balls are located where they are
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>>564687465
there's nothing to measure, just cut it off
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>>564684582
B cup dick reporting
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>>564688252
youtube com/watch?v=IaG64YWibEg#t=5m7s

It's called cervical tenting.
During arousal, the cervix lifts up and exposes the posterior fornix, a pocket behind the cervix that can accommodate the head of a 7-8 inch penis.

Although an average sized penis (5½ inches) is capable of reaching the cervix in certain positions, it lacks the length necessary to fill the the pocket created by cervical tenting. Women fortunate enough to have sex with a man with a large enough penis to fill this "deep spot" quickly discover that this area is an extraordinary erogenous zone that rivals the g-spot.

Unfortunately, most women do not know that this erogenous zone exists due to the fact that less than 8% of the male population has a penis long enough to stimulated it.
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>>564688176
on that note lemme grab my fleshlight and find a jb thread while i turn off my phone
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>>564684582
ayyyyy guess I'm getting myself sum sweet C-cup muh nigga
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>>564684992
Maybe that stat only refers to people under 6'2 with IQ's under 140
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My penis is actually only 4 inches, does this mean I am doomed to having only flat chicks?
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>>564688778
slow clap.
im off to fap
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>>564684582
im somewhere between a 7 and a 7.5
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>>564687294
im a trap btw
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>>564688508
I don't like sex with my gf because she has the coil and I keep poking it, even after the wires had been snipped.
Guess my size?
Bigger ain't better
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>>564688453
back to tumblr feminazi..
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oh and although im sure all girls are different, girls who arnt total sluts dont need anything near a 7.5

my ex, who was a virgin untill me (relationship of 3 years) would complain about ti being to big for her to ride me properly, and had to make sure i didnt go to hard when doggy, or missionary for that fact, because it was just to big.

so if your not close to 7 dont worry because if you find a non slag she will love it, no matter the size
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>>564688508
>>564688252

Yup, only one girl out of 20 hasn't loved it when I hit her cervix hard. A lot of them cum that way. Note that the girl actually has to be aroused for it to feel good b/c of anatomical changes that the other poster mentioned.
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>>564687048
No 6 is average
Depending on age, it doesn't stop growing for a long time. Also weight is a factor for tits so this is flawwed from the start
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>>564689516
Meh yeah that happened to me too. You're talking about the IUD?
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depends on the day I bounce between a 7" and 8" not sure why, depends on how horny I am I guess
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I have a 6,5 inch cock and my girlfriend is thin with F cups. Your argument is invalid.
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>>564684582
I'm ok with this.
Actually now I want a smaller dick just to enjoy those pubscent tits.
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>>564686064
we must be dicktwins
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>>564684582
why does the 7.5 have a hitler mustache?
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>>564688508
that's what anal sex it for, you cunt
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>>564684582
>30% of women have C cup tits
I fucking wish.
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>tfw you actually are 7.5 and no one believes you because weirdos lie about it for some reason
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the fuck is with all these skinny dicks with small heads, anyone else notice something with this?
a bunch of small dick faggots using pumps or something?
no girth and small heads, im thinking all those dicks in OPs pic must be 14yo
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>>564684582
Says the guy with the penis collection.
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>>564687048
I assume you're just trolling, but 5.5 is about the average.
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>>564686764
why are you proud over using something stupid
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>measure dick from base of dick to tip
6 inches
>measure dick from "pubic bone" to tip of dick
7 inches

which is it, /b/?
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>>564684582
I like my penis.
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8.5 inch here don't need to lie, If you are so pissed off at other peoples dick sizes then you have a chode.
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>>564689516
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>>564687294
i'm a cunt btw
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>>564688869
>>564688869
>>564688869
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>>564691174
With a massive one might I add
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>>564687294
So, basically you are saying that ~98% of men are inadequate. I feel sorry for you.
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Having a big dick isn't all that great.

Girls talk a big game about wanting a guy with a big dick, but when it comes down to it, it's real hard to find a girl who can actually take it without it hurting or getting sore five minutes into it.
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>>564684582
we are the 1%
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>>564689516
>>564689757
>>564690270

http://xhamster.com/movies/552324/deep_interracial_white_wife_bbc_creampie.html
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>>564684992
average dick size is between 5-6 inches
6.5 here
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is there any way to make mine bigger? im around 5.25 (judging by the pic, never measured)

also how to pull foreskin without hurting as fuck? it kinda presses on my dick as if it's too tight for it to be pulled back
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>>564691583
can we make deeper cunts?

im white btw.
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I am between average and a.average
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>>564690018
Yeah fucking hate it, told her to get the implant
I won't fuck hard unless I'm wearing a condom, unfortunately for her
What do your do about it
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5.5" here.
Yeah, I wish it was bigger but it could be worse. All things considered, I'm okay with my size.
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>>564691070
Stuff of nightmares, doing that would make it spear my urethra and make me bleed out
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>>564684582
10cm here
my compact form allows for extremely powerful orgasms with the help of several vibrators
>feels goodman
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>>564687294
Classic bate, mate. I see you've strung it out once again and it's working a charm.
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so are you supposed to pull the skin back at the end of your dick when measuring? I'm not overweight or anything but simply doing that adds like an inch to my length
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>>564692315
You're problem isn't female anatomy. It's your girls choice of birth control.
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Getting poked in the cervix is what I imagine getting hit in the nuts would feel like.
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>>564691785
If you hit a girls cervix it can hurt afterwards so be careful
Had that problem a few times, rubbish because it guarantees only one round of sex
A lot of girls like the idea of a big dick more than they actually like taking it

Pussy eater now, lasts longer
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>>564691831
bonepressed or not?
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>>564691492
basically all autists claiming >7/10 do the same
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>>564691976
pls respond
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>>564692315
I agree, but now she has it, and cut the wires, it's a pain to take out
Condom shield works
At least no more cervix smashing
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6.7 to 7. My GF has Ds.
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>>564692595
If your foreskin adds a whole fucking inch to your dick i think you should see a doctor.
That isn't normal.
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>>564692690
>>564688508
>youtube com/watch?v=IaG64YWibEg#t=5m7s
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>>564689757
>>564691070
>>564692690
>>564692621
You can go under the cervix if you are in missionary and arch her lower back, slide in past before you start pounding
Still get that deep feeling without bumping your dick or crushing her
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>>564692690
Holy shit this.
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6"x6" has been more than fine for me, although it's hard to anal.
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>>564691976
You have phimosis- either work on pulling it back slowly every time you piss (remember to put it back into position or you'll get paraphimosis and a trip to the ER).
Or get circumsized.
One has to wonder how you've made it thus far in life without cleaning your smegma. Enjoy your cancer you filthy faggot.
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Pulled back 7.2" here.
Statisfied
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5 inches with no girth. Still gets the job done. All these skinny dicked guys just need better technique.
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>>564684582
Been a long time since I measured but I think I was like 6-6.5".

Do you count the extension beyond the pubis or not?

Anyways I lucked the fuck out then, gf's got DDs. I think F would be limit I'd want, even then they're unwieldy and back problems and saggage are immese at that point.
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>>564693686
Why don't guys brag about pussy eating it's what girls want anyway
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>>564693072
not foreskin, bottom of your dick, pull back the skin there and size increases a lot of me
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6.3/6.4 boned pressed 5.5/5.7 boned non pressed
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>>564684582
So what you're saying is, the smaller my dick is, the smaller the tits of my gf be?

That picture is bullshit, then. I have 7" and my waifu is flat chested master race.
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>>564688508
>youtube com/watch?v=IaG64YWibEg#t=5m7s
>>564693180
I'm not sure what point you're trying to get across with that video.
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8' bitches!
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>>564694005
>So what you're saying is, the smaller my dick is, the smaller the tits of my gf be?
are you retarded?
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>>564694005

I read it that way too but that's now what it's saying. It's saying what percent of the population have those dimensions male/female.

I don't think it's anywhere near accurate anyways.
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>>564693180
>>564693292
Haha not that big but similar colour
Even with larger condoms you have to stretch them over like you would a water balloon on a tap or they just roll down over the top and stay there

Noone cares about big guy problems

Tempted to show a webm of me titty fucking a girl if you can make them on a phone
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>>564684582
6 inches reporting in
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>>564687620
5.5 - 6 inch masterrace
feels good to average
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>>564688508
The so called g-spot in women is a cluster of nerve endings. If you're saying there is one way in the back of the vagina next to the cervix, I'd ask you, what nerve endings is that stimulating, since that area has very few?

The massive cluster of nerve endings in the vagina are In the first 3-4 inches.

This doesn't mean having a big cock isn't important. It may be a visual/mental turn on...but for actual performance the thing that matters is girth/volumetric displacement in the first 4 inches.

We all think a long dick is important... truth is, a fat dick is what kills.
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>>564693613
Or get a prepucioplasty, Like I did...
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>>564684582
My wife has I cups and I'm officially above average.

Compare your lives to ours and weep.
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>>564685809
>a bit bisexual
>a bit
Kek
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i'm a fat loser like the rest of you, but my 8" dick keeps me happy
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>>564692595
>>564693960
Don't understand. Post a gif or something
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>>564693613
The thing is, I can pull it back. It hurts, but I manage to do it. I do it in the shower to clean it because the first time I did it was disgusting. So stretching it over and over again should be enough to make it looser? It will not get tight again? I do not want to get circumsized. Also, my head is super sensitive. Is this normal? Is it only because it's not used to that much of direct contact? Sometimes when I get a blowjob it even hurts just by touching it.
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>>564693852

It is. Just a lot of insecure /b/ros out there might wanna hear that you can still satisfy during sex.
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>>564693686
Elaborate on that.
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>>564694502
You don't need a fucking circumcision. A prepucioplasty will do much better. and you get to keep your foreskin.
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>>564694391
>since that area has very few?
There aren't any nerve ending deep inside the pussy, but hitting her cervix will cause excruciating pain.
Derp.
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>>564694398
What is thatw
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>>564684582
Average is 5,5 ish. 6.75 is surely above average.
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>>564694391
Still disputed weather the g spot are their own set of nerves or an extension of the bladder
Push down on a make bladder he needs to pee, push down on a female bladder, if she's holding it will get her off

You can get an effect pressing from the outside, Obviously reaching in and pressing is better, but that is what they mean when they say they dispute if it is there, not that they say it has no effect

Girls can get off by not going to pee, fuck us right
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>>564694712
I just googled. This is exactly how my dick looks like when I pull the foreskin back. Should I go to an urologist and just tell him I need a prepucioplasty?
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>>564694618
Then eat ass to bro

At least if you're small you can stick your dick in after, none of that half way go slow shit
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>>564694787
penis reduction surgery
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>>564694398
>prepucioplasty
>>564694712
>prepucioplasty
first time I've heard of that anon, mind blown.
Post moar
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Aslong as you're somewhere around 5 you're alright.
Bitches should not complain and otherwise they can go fuck off and you find some other whore out there.
Majority of females do not have orgasms from penetration, so you're going have to do something else even if you have a 7-8 inch dick, it's only a single tool in the toolbox.

Those with the smaller average ones are usually better at sex because they tend to be more creative as where the big dicked meathead thinks their big dick is all it takes to pleasure a woman.
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>>564695093
Stop putting rubber bands on it
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6.5 inch penis reporting in.
I don't have boobs but if I did my preference is anything below c-cup.
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It doesn't matter many inches your dick is, but how many inches of vaginal tunnels it has conquered....
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>>564695398
Yeah, me too.

How does a "prepucioplastied" dick look like?
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>>564695058
>push down on a female bladder
>if she's holding it will get her off
Um... That just makes me want to pee too.
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>>564692745
I just heard of pushing to the bone for the first time the other day. That's not how you measure usable dick.
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me: 6.75"
gf: g cup

im kinda skinnytoned, shes chubby not land whale
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Vaginas also have sizes. Vaginas also stretch during sex to accommodate dick that is bigger than them. Penis size doesn't matter unless it's really small.
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>>564694052
The average length of a vagina is 4 inches. Girls prefer guys with 7-8 inch cocks. The point of my posts is to illustrate where those extra inches go.

It's always butthurt, frustrated chumps with average dicks claiming that they can hurt their girlfriend if they hit her cervix, as if being able to do that is some sort of standard for being an adequate male. No shit you can hit her cervix. We aren't contesting that. We just think it's funny that you all believe the cervix is the bottom of her pussy, because it isn't.
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>>564695093
Also, can I solve this just by pulling the foreskin or it will not be enough?
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>>564692386
>with the help of several vibrators
my pinky can get the same job done with the help of several vibrators
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>>564695554

dunno either but i found this

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Preputioplasty
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>>564696052
But that video literally doesn't say any of that.
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>>564695268

What I'm trying to say is that I haven't had a problem with the size of my dick. But what you said is true
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7.2" here, gf has c-cups
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6.70"

I'm ok with that.
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>>564693686
Lol my flaccid is bigger than yours
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>>564693686

More like 4 inches
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>>564695671
Do it next time you masterbate, just clench and hold it, don't press to hard the pressure will do its job

Directly under is where the g spot is supposed to be

No need to thank me
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>>564696140
I used to have phimosis. I never had it treated and it gradually went away over time, following sex and vigorous masturbation. However, it used to split the skin, like tiny paper cuts which would sting a little.
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>>564696540
You say this all like I haven't tried before.
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>>564696052

You're fucking retarded.
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>>564696052
>Girls prefer guys with 7-8 inch cocks.
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Unless you're >5.25", you can get lots of pussy. Do you really think a girl will reject you because your dick isnt 8"?
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>>564696290
It isn't necessary to watch the whole video. The reason I didn't embed the video was because time linking doesn't work on embedded videos and I linked to the specific time in the video that shows cervical tenting occurring.
>#t=5m7s
In that portion of the video, you can see the cervix lift up off of the back of the vaginal wall, exposing a pocket well-endowed men are able to enter.
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>>564696308
Jealous, u get to go down to ass pound town

There are also so many different size vaginas so one for everybody
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>>564696258
I will check with a doctor about it. My current girlfriend never complained about it being that way, but I'll also talk to her about it. Although one fact is that I cannot have sex without condoms. If I do, the foreskin gets pulled a lot and it hurts as fuck. We tried and I simply couldn't bear it. Mainly the reason why I want to get it fixed.
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>>564694640

Doggy style while making an 8 with your hips. It does a good job of giving her that filling feeling. But if you really want missionary or on top, make sure you are hitting her g-spot with your dick. Located around the top left.
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>>564697050

>make sure you hit her g-spot

You sound virginal.
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>>564696993
You...you're fucking trolling, right?

Literally all that was was the cervix contracting and relaxing.
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>>564696745
Can you reach your own gspot? All people and bladders are different, try a dildo with a bent nose

Maybe it does or doesn't work for you but try pressing down close to orgasm

You got any advice then anon?
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>>564684582
>8.6" master race cock
>meet girl at bar
>grinding on dance floor
>slight chub
>immediately after she rubs up and down on my 7~inch semi hard cock she pulls me close
>whispers in my ear "i love big dicks, lets go back to my place"
>yes.jpg
>get there
>put on condom
>girl lusting for cock, vag is dripping grool as we foreplay
>comes time to stick it in
>takes some time and effort to get tip in
>Get about half way in and its all she can take
>shes going wild on having a huge dick inside her
>in reality i only ever put about half my dick in at the most
>any more and she has painful moan
big dick overrated unless you get a girl with a heavyset vagina or fatchicks
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>>564697581
Girls want big dick like guys want fast cars
Look good but you'll never take it to top speed
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>tfw 8 inches

When I feel depressed about shit, I think at least I'm taller than average and have a big dick, and that I took my ex gf's vriginity with it, so she should remember me at least :^)
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>>564684582
4.5 inches of genetic curse.
At least I got my tongue game in check. Works most of the time.
That's also my core advice to other guys with stumpy little dicks.
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>>564697347
In an unaroused state, the cervix rests against the posterior wall of the vagina. It doesn't lift off of the vagina wall until a woman reaches an aroused state. Then, during orgasm, the cervix dips down in involuntary contractions.

If you are hitting your girlfriends cervix, it is a result of you going too deep too soon and not waiting for her to become fully aroused before going balls deep.
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>>564697581
you obviously have a 4.5 inch dick and are making yourself feel better with this fake story

post dick or I don't believe it
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>>564697031
>I will check with a doctor about it.
Good idea, especially now you know the name of a proper treatment for it.
also see my other reply
>>564696719
It gradually improved over the years. There was no way in hell I was ever going to get circumcized buy had I known of this op I would definitely have considered it.

The other thing I used to do is retract my foreskin behind the glans when flaccid and just leave it like that for ages. Then when I would get erect. It hurt and I could almost sense the skin splitting and i would put some stinging anti septic on it afterwards which stung like hell, but after a while I loosened up and it never stopped me having sex.
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>>564698207
And again, that video shows nothing of what you're talking about except the cervix dipping down during orgasm.

Everything else your saying is just you drawing your own conclusions.
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>>564697581
The "rise" measurement is the vertical distance from the navel to the clitoris. Though not the sole determining factor, it is a reliable and easily visible indicator of the expandable length of a given vagina.

Patty, shown here, for example, though only 5 feet tall, has an exceptionally long rise. Good news for her better-hung fans.
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6.75 inches reporting in.

I'm pretty happy with my penis size.
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>>564698710
You seem rustled. Ok sparky, I'll let you continue pretending guys are able to put an 8 inch cock into a 4 inch vagina because... magic.
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>>564699010
me too

We will never have any complaints, but no one will ever be in shock.
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>>564699115
I'm the rustled one? All I'm saying is you posted a video twice that had nothing to do with anything you're talking about.
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>>564697581
Contrasted here with the comparatively short rise on this happy little butterbeast.

Shorter hung men would do better to look for shorter-rise chix. The better compatible match will make the relative statistical shortcoming seem less relevant.
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>>564691991
say i got to 7.8 fuck yes awesome fap
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>>564698207
>>564698710
>>564699115
Have you guys ever had sex
Or had a biology class
Check out the poster above
>>
just to say I know you guys always talk about length but thick is sooo much better than long
the best sex I ever had was with a guy who was probably about 6ish inches but really thick and omg when he banged that thing in it was heaven
also too long means hitting my cervix when a guy really goes for it, which is like getting kicked in the stomach
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>>564699425
I disagree. Perhaps you aren't intellectually capable of grasping the concept.
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>>564699665
fucking take it bitch
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>>564688508
This poster

Scienced bitches
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>>564687640
>>
>>564699203
No one will be in shock, but no one will day either. I'm above average, but not a freak. I can fill a girl up, and not cause her to cry from pain.

I like doing oral sex on women anyway, but yolo.
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>>564697581
From a typical apparel sizing guide. You guise should live a little. Buy a girl a hot white blouse and a dress. You might learn something.

And Yes, women get internal erections that are equally variable as men's.
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>>564697237

No just small dicked
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>>564684582

>implying you can compare primary with secondary sexual characteristics
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>>564699973
I just slap her with it on the pussy chanting "witness the thickness"
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>>564699748
The concept of there's a special pocket of nerve ending in the cervix that girls love getting smashed, thus small dicked faggots will never truly pleasure a woman? I guess my small woman mind just can't wrap around it.
>>
>>564699792
thats the point. I love taking it hard but if a guys too long its just painful. give me a guy whos average length and really thick every time over a guy whos really long then he can really fuck me and I get filled up and some clitoral stimulation too
>>
5.25" reporting in
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>>564700308
guys like me dont go to jail for child support.
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>>564692219
lol faggot. i'm 5'9 with a 5.11"
even us dwarves laugh at you
>>
>>564700207
>THE CRUFFATIN LIVETH
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>>564700308
Do you often get long ones that aren't think?
Surely they would have a weak integrity and not support their own weight
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>>564700645
thats the downside but there are nymphos.
>>
I'm going to ask a total noob but theoretical question
Now we have established that a large member can pass under the cervix
If you cum there, is she less likely to get pregnant?
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>>564700302
Med student here, this is a common misconception, the fabrication of tublrinas, made for the sole purpose of driving men insane with their dick size.

Heaven, prosz? wracaj do domu.
>>
>>564684582
>implying I'm not comfortable with my 6 inch dick
>OP is a raging homosexual concerned about everyone's penis size.
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>>564700925
lol
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>>564700302
>in the cervix
You're an idiot. I never said that.
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>>564696512

Big hands. I'll measure if you want faggot ;)
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>>564700645
sometimes. its like length and thickness arent connected, guys can be long and thin or short and thick. Im just saying the ideal for me is average or a little over average length but as thick as possible. then to get pinned own and fucked like crazy with it
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>>564688508
STFU asshat... 5-6" dicks can reach a girls cervix... easily. A girls doctor reaches her cervix with their fucking fingers during an exam. Do GYN's have 8" fingers? God dammit the internet is full of asshat faggots. Learn to fuck the way the particular girl you love wants to get fucked and you are all set, as long as you have an averageish cock. Dumbfucks.
>>
>>564701168
you sound like a spanish girl
>>
>>564701074
>Although an average sized penis (5½ inches) is capable of reaching the cervix in certain positions, it lacks the length necessary to fill the the pocket created by cervical tenting. Women fortunate enough to have sex with a man with a large enough penis to fill this "deep spot" quickly discover that this area is an extraordinary erogenous zone that rivals the g-spot.
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>>564701168
I'm thick, but not monster thick, gives that squeezing feeling when you first push in like you are trying to tunnel down
But I'm guessing no anal for you then, monsters like that will just tear
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>>564701456
You don't know the difference between the cervix and the posterior fornix.
>>
I think I need to make a post about my UPD graph.

UPD is universally preferable dick. It takes into account female preferences on studies, nerve location within the vag, psychological issues, size barriers for common sex acts, and size utility during sex.

The maximum utility for a human dick is 6 to 7.5 inches long and 5 to 6 inches in girth.

5.5-6 in and 7.5-8 inches long is borderline. 4.5-5in and 6.1-6.5 in in girth is borderline. These are the edges of UPD. almost all women will find them acceptable, but a few wont. There begins to be some loss of utility or barriers to overcome during sex at these sizes but they are minor.

Once you get outside these ranges, you no longer have the benefit of UPD, and will have greater penis related concerns from female partners.

This does put a very large number of men outside of UPD or borderline raanges (about 60-70%), but I guess what do people expect?

Having a great cock is like being beautiful. We can't all be beautiful either...that being said, as long as you are in the borderline at the least, everybody will be digging your stick...so be happy.
>>
And average dicks can reach both the fucking fornixs too... shitheads
>>
>>564701330
half welsh half english
>>564701513
I dont like anal anyway. I'll let a guy do it if I like him but I dont like it that much
>>
>>564701549
>>564701456
you niggers dont know what a Frenulum is and why cervixis be hurting or torn dicks. im white btw.
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>>564701626
You'll convince people size is not important when you convince people they don't need a car that goes over 80mph
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>>564700557
lmao. you do realize that 5.11" is smaller than 5.5" right?
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>>564684582
you know there's another answer...
thousands of people see the thread and big dicks feel like bragging. I mean, obviously people lie on the internet (I'm serious) but it's also possible that all the small dicks just don't respond b/c it makes them insecure to even engage in the conversation whereas the big dicks be all like, "Uggums, me alpha as fuck so hear me say me big dick."

just a hypothesis...
>>
>>564701728
UK b/ro
Are you south?

Anyone here ever tried Dp?
>>
My god /b/, you're so easy to fucking troll.

>girls can't be satisfied with anything but huge dicks
>if you don't agree it's just because you have a small dick
>butt hysteria on all sides
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>>564690838
It's a coping mechanism.
>source: am American, use the Imperial system.
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>>564687294
...huh.

So you normally masturbate with what, a thermos?
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>>564702313
To measure dick size?
Inb4 whythefuckareyouusingcm
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>>564684582
F cups aren't that big. My girlfriend has FF and they're big but nowhere near like that
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>>564693686
You would be considered 'civilized' in the Roman Empire
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>>564702197
Im from hereford but go to uni in exeter
>Dp?
0_o
I wouldnt mind trying maybe. the thought of it is pretty scary but its got slut appeal
>>
>>564702925
are you sure?
I know that ancient romans liked big dicks, while ancient greeks were the ones who liked small and "elegant" dicks
>>
do you people actually measure you dicks ?
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>>564703090
Not far, reading but uni Manchester and Glasgow

It's pretty good, get off on the feeling of fullness but no use actually trying to fuck like that, for guys it's just really tight

Lots of girls get off on being slutty, just hold back for fear of being judged
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>>564703408
Pretty sure much Roman culture came from the Greeks anyways. In the Empire, big dicks were considered barbaric, thats why all their statues have tiny dicks
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>>564701310
This small dicked faggot has never experienced sliding past the cervix. You can feel it when you're going deep on her, and she goes crazy just from your dick being in her all the way.
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>>564702925

Yes thank you
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>>564704813
HOLY SHIT CLEAN YOUR TILES YOU WHITE TRASH PIECES OF SHIT!
>>
>tfw big thick dick but socially awkward

God I hate being single now, I have very little sex and I miss fucking my girfriend hard and deep :(
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>>564704858
>actually penetrating the cervix


Get a load of this moron.
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>>564704813
That bathroom is a fungal infection waiting to happen
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>>564684582
I am 6.88
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>>564705176
Not penetrating it, sliding under it. This is 7in and up territory, so you wouldn't know the feel. It's like you're not even trying to make it
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>>564705176
You don't go in, you go under faggot
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>>564704813
oh yes, roman culture was enormously influenced by greek culture for sure, but I remember to have read once that one of the differences between greek and roman cultures was what kind of dick they liked ahahah
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>>564685809
What's bone pressed?
>>
>>564704640
>Lots of girls get off on being slutty, just hold back for fear of being judged
its not just the fear of being judged, its sometimes just scary. I dont think guys get it sometimes but one on one a guy can basically do whatever he wants with me and theres nothing I could do to stop him if I wanted to. it takes a lot of trust.
>>
yes a lot of trust to be a slag, what a hard life
>>
>>564706142
/b/ never changes
>>
>>564705795
Yeah I have recognised that, without your faith in him to read and acknowledge your verbal and nonverbal cues, it's a very scary experience

Most people don't recognise sex can transition to rape fairly quickly because of a guys lack of awareness
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>>564705176
Look at this picture. When a woman becomes aroused, 21 will move to 22, exposing 19.
19 is the deepspot, an extraordinary erogenous zone most women don't even know they have. A 6. 5 inch dick can't reach it.
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>>564706332
men are simple creatures, they need things spelled out for them and sometimes I feel like they dont get how they act affects me. like if I get the feeling they arent going to respect my limits it just makes me really nervous and I'll close off from them. but if they show me they really do respect my limits those limits pretty much disappear.
>>
>>564706469
Put a couple pillows under her lower back and you'll reach it easier, her hanging over the edge of the bed is too tricky
>>
>>564701549
Dude, MOAR!
>>
>tfw 60 cm Asian virgin gf thinks my 13 cm dick is hugs
>>
>>564707501
A lot of men are stupid
Others are self centred narcissists
Others don't care
Some are autistic


That's why so many sensible women never truly let go

I've known too many girls who have had bad past experience
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>>564684582
I measure about 6.8" completely erect I only add the .8 because I'm so close to 7" it's fucking criminal, but with your average girth of 5" soooo.... I don't feel "good" about it.

>tfw you're so close to big and will never get any further

Meh, I can't get laid no matter what I do, so it doesn't really matter anyway.
>>
The smallest man I have been with is about 5 1/2 (perhaps a little under)
It's not as good as the 7 1/2 I had
Sorry guy

Boobs are b's and I'm honest about that though
>>
>>564684582
you know that we could be the %1 of the world with huge dicks, right? Statistics work if the sampling is correct, you don't know if big dicked individuals don't come all here
>>
>>564684582
B cups.
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>>564684582
>tfw 6" used to be referred to as "above average"

When did it suddenly become average/small?
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Being 7" and 6" thick, but also being 6'2 is kind of annoying. I know it's big, but it doesn't look big at all on my frame.

Once it's inside, it tends to blow the girl's mind but it's kind of frustrating that I can never get that look of shock on a girl's face.
>>
>>564708889
Are you a girl? If so, do you actually know how big these sizes are? I don't doubt it, I just know a few girls who thought my dick was like 8 inches when it's actually 7
>>
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>>564705042
>>564705351
Ya, well lick me fast
>>
>>564709192
>When did it suddenly become average/small?
When everyone with a small dick started trolling
>>
>>564709215
i like your dick and your choice of beverage
>>
>>564701959
11 is bigger than 5

lrn2count

faggot
>>
7.5 checking in
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>>564709308
I am
The 7 1/2 we actually measured (were in a long term relationship, we did that stuff for giggles)
The 5 I can measure with my hand. Of course I'll never tell that dude his dick is small, but in my heart I know it's true
>>
>>564709628
lol, you have to be trolling because nobody is this stupid
>>
8, and 8.5 with morning wood. Girth is nothing to call home about, though.

It's not even a good thing, I wrecked my GF's vag and I bottom out on her asian ass all the time.
>>
Is
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>>564689757
>one girl out of 20

Yeah friend, sure. Whatever you say.
>>
>>564709617

Thank you on both accounts.
>>
>>564684582

4.5 inches reporting in. Not like it matters anyway, 32 year old eternalvirgin wizard.
Still, would be nice to have a big dick to play with or wave around on webcam.
>>
>>564686064
>>564690205
See I have this same size dick, but its pretty thick so it looks too short when Its not at 7
>>
>>564684582
I actually have a 15 cm dick
>>
>>564684582
7.5 inch here.

I've always been so insecure about my size. Thinking it was small. Contemplated suicide a few times. Are you saying there are people actually smaller than this?

I am so sorry for you all.
>>
?
? ?
>>
>>564705658
If ur using a ruler to measure length u push it into you the pad/skin behind ur dick and measure like that. if ur fat (like me) measuring bone pressed can add up to like 2 inches (maybe more if ur really really fat)
>>
Is 16 cm ok
>>
>>564710047
What does that even mean?

Is that like a cheese royal
>>
?
? ?
>>
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>>564709956
>>
>>564684582
B avarage here, 13cm/5"
>>
>>564710276
yes
>>
>>564684582
no lie, I am legit bigger than 7 inches, I feel sorry for you 5 inch fags
>>
>>564709675
Fair enough. Well done for being honest unlike all these annoying girls who just parrot "size doesn't matter", when it clearly does.
>>
>>564710276
i need to know this, i don't know if my dicks is big or small, i used to think it was big after i saw what a small one looked like, but this girl kind of treated me like i had a small dick so i've been freaking out since then
>>
>>564710273
why would you push it in? I feel like that adds length to the dick that is only valid on paper, since when you fuck a chick, she is not gonna get those extra cm.

I just measure until my dick ends and my (nonexistent) pubes begin
>>
>mfw I actually have an 8 incher
>mfw it looks normal to me because I'm 6'2" and 200 pounds
>>
>>564693180
source
>>
>>564684582
7 inches long
6 inches in circumference

not the longest but the size makes every girl wet
>>
>>564710473
Why? It's average. You're only %1.
>>
>>564710715
post picture or it didn't happen
>>
>>564709215
we could almost be bros
I'm 6'2 around 7x5 with an upward curve and a foreskin.
I also think mine looks small in pics but get no complaints irl
Yours looks decent in that pic tho
>>
>>564710276
Wtf is this metric shit?
>>
I'm between 5 n 6 hard, but soft I'm around half of that.
>>
8 inch is the minimum
i'm a girl
>>
>>564711002
boobs and time stamp and maybe we'll believe you
>>
>>564710276
It's over 6 inches, you'll be ok, little metricfag
>>
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>>564710896

The occasional good photo can work miracles. I had an ex who called it 'Hulk' after seeing this picture.

Women are fucking weird, but goddamn I love them.
>>
>>564710979
I remember when my niece was your age, you'll toughen up by your second year of school
>>
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>>564711002
>>
>>564711002
also cut obviously best

>>564711091
no. my body is my own
>>
>>564711002
I guess that's hard of you only date white guys
>>
>>564710608
if you all the way in during sex and your pubis area is mashed against hers, she will get every last cm. Hard pounding means deeper penetration for some of us. Chicks love the hidden inch.
>>
6" even and 5" girth around the thickest part. Slightly above average good feels, man.
>>
>>564711193
are you a homofag?
>>
>tfw at least a half a million man has bigger dicks than yours.
>>
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>>564684582
I have 6,6
>>
>>564711423

I am not, why do you ask?
>>
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>>564711279
"Looks like you're trying to access tumblr.com, want some help? http://tumblr.com"
>>
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6" here
5.5" girth
>>
>>564711193
Well, that is absolute heaven. Illchokeonit/10
>>
>>564693180
fucking cavernous
>>
>>564711279
then keep comments to self. no tits we don't care
>>
>>564711193
>The occasional good photo can work miracles
yeah I always seem to take crappy photos and lose some hardness when I have a camera in my hand.

I wish mine looked as awesome as that in pics
jelly/10
>>
>>564711529
half a billion*
>>
>>564711537
because you have a good dick for gay stuff

>would also request more pictures if you were
>>
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>>564688176
>>564688954
>>564689757
>>564690126
>>564690418
>>564690941
>>564691051
>>564691495
>>564693678
>>564694095
>>564694429
>>564696052
>>564696396
>>564697581
>>564697956

Wow, I didn't know /b/ was literally full of the 1-3% dick size range.

You guys are soo big.
>>
>>564687465

According to this guy, the proper was is to press a ruler against the pelvic bone and take the measurement that way... So as to fit yourself for a condom.

This means I'm seven inches, fich ja!
>>
>>564712082
/b/ is lie
>>
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>>564711002
tits or gtfo
>>
This thread had become gay
I'm ouy
>>
>>564684582
haha my dick is bigger then the 8.5, that looks thin and long around 7 inches and i have a 8.5 to 6.5 girth
>>
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>tfw you wish you could move one step to the right on the chart
>>
>>564684582
Im above average!
Ayy lmao
>>
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>>564710595
16 cm is average, gets the job done nothing to be ashamed of

pic related my 16 cm penis
>>
5'7" with a 6.5" dick
it looks pretty big on me
>>
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>>564711917

Sorry to disappoint. I have considered being bi, but I don't think I could. Would make it so much easier with dealing with my crazy sex drive.

But I'll post more pictures to bump and for your pleasure.
>>
>>564710963
Amerifat
>>
>>564709802
HOW IS IT STUPID TO THINK 11 IS MORE THAN 5!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!!!!!!!

YOUR A STUPID FAGGOT
>>
>>564696052
>Girls prefer guys with 7-8 inch cocks

>Shallow whores prefer guys with 7-8 inch cocks
FTFY

An actual female that you share mutual feelings with doesnt really give a shit. But thats ok heaven. It was pretty good bait.
>>
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>>564712319
why? Looks big to me
>n-no homo
You got tiny hands or something?
>>
too lazy to post pic, but i actually do have a 7.5" dick. not sure about girth but i'm no needle dick.
>>
>>564712446
looks legit, though i may have 16.5 now that i look at yours
>>
21cm long and almsot 7cm at girth
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