fake shitty toy thread?
Bumping with robert cop
posted same pic at the same time
shit, wrong pic
>not owning a FransTromers
lets do this
any kind of knockoffs would be good in thread
door ladder is the best one
whast that? karate farmer you say?
I want to play this
ashens browses /b/ ?
>CHAMPION OF THE HOT SHOT
i would buy that.
probably glorified gameboy
would also buy.
ive actually the knock off corona, pretty sure it was just carbonated water, yellow food coloring, and a bit of cheap vodka.
I have one of thse.
me too. I go into the local dollar stores every once in a while just to check.
Original Star Wars toy.
NO is ultimate planet blow up rebel murdering super weapon!!
Dude, I feel you. Same.
oh shit forgot pic
This looks awesome.
I have a few different types. They're all poorly edited NES ROMs. It also just repeats the same 20 or so games over and over, sometimes with different names, but most of the time they don't even bother.
The NES games they butcher aren't any of the good ones either.
Unless you're poor.
Or live in parts of China or something.
I used to get these when I was a kid. I never really cared since, you know, I was a fucking kid.
compared to the actual lego han solo, the only difference is the shitty feet, and slight color differences.
Actually, a Space Ranger in The Avengers would be kinda chill... Sort of like their own Adam Strange, or even Booster Gold!
Im mexican what the fuck is this? Im not...well...I I suppose thats about right.
>tfw you realize you got your kid a high class weapon for christmas
Now I see where Bandai got its idea for Toqger.
>spiderman stroke all criminal activities
>abnormal drug trafficker
ARE YOU CEREAL?
Jesus fuck.. this entire thread.
I'm in tears right now. I think I broke something.
THIS SET US ALL TO A HIGHER STANDARD...
his dad was jenga fett, who was killed by Shaft who knocked out his lower blocks and janga crumbles to the ground dead in a pile of wood bricks. so sad.
Make the real shit also?
I mean, makes sense a bit; expensive offical merch goes overseas, cheaper shit thats not as good but still made using essentially the same molds and stuff they can flog off at home. Hell sometimes I think some of these knockoffs are just the rejects from the official toy production lines.
Eh, heard they were pushing all the expensive 'legit' stuff to vietnam. I always wondered who the fuck they were trying to fool with this insanely shit fake stuff. I remember watching a documentary on their counterfeiting industry a while back. Goddamn it's insane, more than laughable stuff here and tryhard imitations of real expensive shit, there was a guy making fake eggs from dangerous as fuck chemicals.
at least he escaped to his planet dojoban
chinks cant even rip off chinks
This crap you see can be found dumped all over South Africa. Fact.
"MADE IN CHINA"
It is the meeting point of all things cheap and dump-able because no one would buy it any other place, both economically, culturally, and geographically speaking. The weirdest crap goes there hey?
yes i actually the whole thing. wasnt bad. was like like 54 cents in laos at the restaurant. though u could get a six pack from the store for like $1.25
but that point of no return also...