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Got a question ? Ask Satan anything.
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>>564505098
does she like me ?
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>>564505098
Will I have a pet doggy within 2 years?
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when gonna get laid
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>>564505267
;-;
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>>564505150
Does the girl with huge boobs at my workplace could eventualy blow my cock given the right circumstances?
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Am I a gayfag?
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>>564505098

Will my hemeroids ever cure?
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>>564505098
Should I kill my friends with a machete
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r u fgt
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>>564505523
k thx saten
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will you tell Rachel to fuck me?
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will I get a gf in the next 2 weeks?
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>>564505098
Is op a fgt?
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>>564505098
Will I die soon?
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Should I give up on her?
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is ironic shitposting still shitposting?
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>>564505703
thanks brother
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Is she ever coming back?
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im i broken?
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>>564505098

'sup Satan.

Is this lump nut cancer?
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are you a burned faggot?
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Should I quit college now?
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How's Hitler doing these days?
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will i make a great change in the world or at least in my country? political, i mean
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>>564505098
Am I your son?
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will i get married and have two kids.
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will i ever get laid?
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>>564505098
Will I ever attain unlimited power and an army of (attractive) virgins?
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>>564505949

Jesus, you're a cunt...I thought my question was pretty straight forward.

The lump. On my ball. Is it cancer?
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Will I ever lose my virginity?

SATAN I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU SAY NO AGAIN...
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>>564505887
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>>564505908
seriously dude, are you fucking kidding?
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>>564506001
FUCK, YES
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>>564505098
will I be important
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Will i get laid before the end of this year?
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>>564506056
will i find someone who loves me as much as ill love them?
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>>564505098
right so obviously you are really satan.. Can you make her to come to me (the girl at work).. I don't want to do this big move. Can you do that for me? A little service for making you good publicity.. Thanks man.
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Will I win the next lottory?
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>>564505098
Should i ask that girl on a date?
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>>564506120

Good.

Thanks.
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you know
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>>564505098
Roll
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>>564506039
Are you my father?
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Is OP a faggot?
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Should I cut the red wire or the green wire?
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do beliberFags go to hell?
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>>564505098

Do you enjoy the music of Showaddywaddy?
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>>564506274
YES!!!

Will SHREK visit me by the end of the year?
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>>564506305

nigger, you can't even spell lottery...
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Am I a faggot?
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>>564506039
>>564506369
Well then, fine. Faggot.
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>>564505098
Knock knock
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>>564505098
Will i fuck Anna in the next two years mr satan lord?
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Is Satan a phaggit?
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Will OP ever stop sucking black nigger dicks
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>>564506000

Shit, sorry I asked
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Kill jews
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will i get into diamod this season?
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>>564505098
Does she still love me?
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>>564506670
Top kek
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Hey Lord Satan, will I get laid next weekend at DragonCon?
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Would it be worth it?
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Will i get a good job next year?
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Will Gaben release HL2 Episode 3?
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>>564506661
pls satan better answer
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Will I get laid
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>>564505098

Do I love her
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If I buy a lottery ticket today, will I win big?
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If a set contains all sets, does it contain itself ?
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Will my cold stop trying to suffocate me?

>id like to do more evil before death to ensure meeting you, satan
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is this bullshit
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Will i fuck this year ?
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>>564506727
you really pissed him off.. you need to sell your soul now
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Will i get a dog in the next 2 years?
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will we get back together?
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>>564506967

Thanks asshole
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sup saty im just chillin will i ever get back on track?
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You are a women?
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>>564505098
is america the graatest country in the wurld?
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Will i ever die?
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>>564505098
Will my birthday wish come true this year?
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Will i become a mudkip?
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>>564505098
Am I going to hell
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Should I leave /b/?
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Relax guy
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>>564505098
Will i ever get over her
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>>564505098
Will I get a blowjob in the next 24 hours?
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>>564505098
Would she fuck me?
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>>564507175
dunno saty what u think
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>>564505098
Does she love me?
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because this is retartedededed
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Will i ever get laid?
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>>564507238
Is that a yes or no?
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>>564507359
ayy saty gimme chance m8 i gotta go fast i get beck on terck?
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>>564505098
Should I date Julie?
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>>564505098
Are you a cunt, satan?
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>>564505098
will i become a wizard?
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am i black?
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>>564505098
SATAN WILL I GET LAID IN THE NEXT WEEK
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>>564505098
will I pass my exam???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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>>564505098
Do you regret not taking Kage to hell with you?
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>>564505098
Can you transform me into a busty loli?
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>>564507559
ayy damn saty i otta go beck on reck!! plz *trak
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>>564505098

Are you real?
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will it be
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>>564507459
>>564507348
>>564507331
>>564507141
>>564506967
>>564506854
>>564505887
>>564505809
>>564505703
>>564505150
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>>564507631
that waznt meh! another try!
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>>564507527
So if i don't sell my soul to you, i'm immortal?
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>>564505098
Does Malia want my D
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>>564505098
wat do think about this?
http://checkingoftheprivilege.tumblr.com/post/81938884388/so-you-hate-all-cis-people-even-those-who-support
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>>564507743

WOW UR SO TUFF FAGGOT-KUN
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Will I get laid this week?
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>>564507728
ok deal n then errthing on treck agein?
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>>564505098
will i get laid
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>>564505098
Spin?
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Will I get rich soon?
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Am I a lesbian?
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>>564505098
Am I dead?
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>>564505098
well I ever hook up with her?
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Do you love me satan?
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could I have a place reserved in hell with gay demons that have up to 12-inch cocks that rape me?
No fire please..
And please make a party room where I can do coke and smoke weed...
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Will I have a Happy and fulfilled Life?
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>>564507967
well whasuup i gotta kno i gotta gte back on track if i count on you then im finna go so can i count on you and i get berk on track?
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>>564505098
Is coming back with my ex a good idea?
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>>564505098
should i kill myself
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Should i jack off to furry porn?
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>>564508079
Shit. Am I in hell?
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Should I get high at work right now, Satan?
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Is 4chan a faggot?
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Do I have a chance with alyssa?b
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>>564505372
reroll
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>>564508178
wow thanks.. do you think we will ever meet?
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Will i get a job soon?
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>>564505098
Why illuminati?
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>>564508207
hahah yeh bot ok i goott a go can i count on u or woT m8
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>>564505098
Has anyone ever been so far as to look more like?
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>>564508267
Oh yeah sorry dude I forgot the rules

Is my dick bigger then yours?
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>>564508398
damn you are more awesome than i thought.. Are you nice like that with everyone?
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Will I get to fuck alyssa?
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>>564506159
Wizard in making
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>>564508441
ok c u saty i kno its gon be alright tahts wat u promise
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Is my wall colored blue?
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>>564505098
Will I get good grades?
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>>564508580
So the real bitch is God , right?
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>>564505098
Will I be able to transfer successfully?
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Should I go all the way?
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>>564508206
Nope, Will I? Yes or No.
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>>564505098
will i fuck a 7/10 soon ?
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>>564508651
u bitch aatan
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When I grab my phone, is she going to call?
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Can you send me a succubus to fuck please?
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>>564508558
Fine.
Is my dick bigger than OPs?
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>>564508746
So you are the good guy and God is the bad guy, right?
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>>564508784
Ugh fine.
Am I going to die soon?
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>>564508768
Answer my fucking question btich
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will I win with my next lottery tip? :D
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Can i fuck my gf next time she comes over?
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Am I touching a keyboard right now?
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Can I get food poisoning from oral seks?
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Will i ever get laid?
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should i fap right now???
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Flew is a faggot right ?
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am i a great artist?
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>>564505098
Was it a bad idea to sleep with my roomates best friend?
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>>564508970
Just answer the fucking question, geez
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Do I have siblings?
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>>564509078
nooooo
Even I can answer that..
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>>564505098
Dear satan,
Will I have a gf before I die?
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>>564508821
k c u
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Am I going to ace the phone interview?
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warhol, now me?
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>>564505098
will my balls hyper inflate to the size of jupiter?
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>>564505098
Roll
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should i fuck that guy
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should i fap
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Will I become a pilot?
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>>564505098
satan, will i fuck many a pussy next semester in college?
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Will I get Laid? Flat out.
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>>564509231
Ha pffft wh-who needs a gf anyway? Hah... ha
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>>564509263
u know wut fuck it satan u a bitch and you know it
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When gay people go to hell, do they still have AIDS?
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> see's thread about satan...
HELLO OLD FRIEND ITS ME HEAVEN
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Is the FBI watching this thread?
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>>564508768
>>564508970
>>564509170
lel
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will sarah break up with her boyfriend for me
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Was the "book of answers" wrong?
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Will I become ill tomorrow so i dont have to goto school?
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>>564505098
am i the champion of the human race
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>>564505098

Should i make a move Satan?
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>>564509231
>
Gratz, no gf before death.

My turn, will I win with lottery this week?
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Is my life worth living?
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>>564505098
I'm going to wirte my books and get published ?
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am I ever getting rich?
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Will i get a girlfriend this year?
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Is this even real?
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Will I lose weight this year and be a stud on the rugby field
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should I fuck Lukas
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>>564509559
fuck you satan, fucking prick let this shit happen cock shiner
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>>564509587
Well, this is somehow what I needed to hear. Thanks, Saty.
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WILL I FIND LOVE
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satan will you let me fuck you anal ?
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is it going to be fun?
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Will I be ever happy ?
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Should I go after her?
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are things goin to get better?
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Can I fuck Jesus in the ass?
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>>564509752
ima try again satan. 1 more go.
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>>564509746
The roll thing. 's it real?
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will i have sex with her again satan?
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Will I ever become an immortal?
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Is it hot down there?
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Is 14 39 84 a good combination for bingo?
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will she say yes?
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should i do that thing?
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should Ankan become gay
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will i finally fuck my aunt tonight?
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>>564505098
will i get away with raping someone
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>>564505098
will i get an apartment in the next few years
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Should i stay with her ? Is she the one ?
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Do I have a computer screen?
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will i fuck anyone or get fucked by anyone?
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Will we?
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>>564509752
will i be a star on the field & will bitches want my dick
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>>564509998

And what about 11 34 51?
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will it last long?
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Am I satan?>
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>>564509717
rly?
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>>564505098
Satan will i ever any time soo?
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>>564508390
Rerolll
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Does she want me?
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>>564505098

Will I get a boyfriend in the next year?
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Should I rape this girl that wants my D?
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>>564509981
I dont like god to ask that, so whats about becomeing an transcended being?
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Do I have more than two pillows on the bed on my left?
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>>564505098
Will I get to fuck her before she leaves to France?
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>>564509443
Wtf Satan, Do you got something in store?
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Will my girlfriend cheat on me?
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are you in a good mood?
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>>564509596

have to go to school? confirmed underage. ban this fgt.
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>>564510320
ouch satan, what about a girlfriend?
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Did I choose the right job?
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>>564505098
will i soon get a huge material wealth
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is she going to see me tonight?
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>>564510357

Will i fuck her when she'll be in france ?
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why did i blow my brother when i was younger?
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Will i get a girlfriend at the new school?
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>>564510370
Cheeky Bastard. Are you telling the truth?
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does my cat hate me
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>>564510220
reroll
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>>564510348
It's obvious.
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>>564510581
man,fuck god,he's a cocksucker,you tell me the truth
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sry, need i reset router 4 reroll?
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>>564505098
Will she lose her v card to another guy?
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>>564505098
Should i keep pursuing my current goal?
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Should I try heroin?
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Are you real?
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will i reach my goal?
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>>564510769
YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME RIGHT THE FUCK NOW OR I'M COMING DOWN TO TAKE YOUR PLACE
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>>564505098
will i pass all my exams?
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will it be good when im back?
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>>564505098
How's Germany going to be?
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Will I be raped?
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When my girlfriend gonna let me put my dick in her sweet asshole?
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>>564505098
I will die within the next 24 hours?
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>>564510963
You're really not gonna tell me? It's simple you dickgobbler,yes or no
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>>564511040
reroll, answer was invalid
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Should i play on guitar?
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>>564505098
Does she really love me, Satan?
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will i get laid soon satan?
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>>564511220
topkek
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Why is she so perfect
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>>564511040
>>564511238
answer is still invalid, reroll
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>>564510918
You sure on that?
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>>564505098
That's Mr Satan to you punk
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Will i ever be the little girl?
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Do you like me?
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Have I fucked up past the point of no return?
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Will bush die tomorrow?
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will i be with her
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>>564505098

was the man i met in tuscon in anyway affiliated with you?
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Will I ever win the lottery?
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>>564505098
Will she just fucking dump her boyfriend and fuck me already
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Will I pass my exam tomorrow?
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>>564505098
will there be dark souls 3?
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>>564512309
No I'm not kidding you cunt

Fuckin re roll
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>>564506039
will I get fired?
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Will I win the Stranglethron Fishing Tournament today?
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Should i try again?
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>>564505098
Will I ever get a girl friend? Or have a life of some sort?
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>>564512547
Fishing tournament In wow, Today, Will I win?
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>>564512647

Should i try again?
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>>564512681
God damn it. Reroll
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Will I fix my problem with alcohol?
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should i go out tonight?
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do i have a soul?
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>>564513062

i want a fucking answer
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Should i try it with her?
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Can i fuck your mom?
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>>564505098
does that girl on the train like me?
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>>564506398
to pollute heaven. besides who would want beiberfags in their realm?
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Is Paisley gonna be OK?
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Should I give this whore another chance?
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>>564513281

one last try...
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Hows hell? Fun?
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>>564513438
Pleeeease.
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>>564505098
Should i buy Dishonored?
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>>564513545

W-Well OK. And what about the prospective GF?
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Will i Fuck her?
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