Got a question ? Ask Satan anything.
>>564505098
does she like me ?
>>564505098
Will I have a pet doggy within 2 years?
when gonna get laid
>>564505267
;-;
>>564505150
Does the girl with huge boobs at my workplace could eventualy blow my cock given the right circumstances?
Am I a gayfag?
>>564505098
Will my hemeroids ever cure?
>>564505098
Should I kill my friends with a machete
r u fgt
>>564505523
k thx saten
will you tell Rachel to fuck me?
will I get a gf in the next 2 weeks?
>>564505098
Is op a fgt?
>>564505098
Will I die soon?
Should I give up on her?
is ironic shitposting still shitposting?
>>564505703
thanks brother
Is she ever coming back?
im i broken?
>>564505098
'sup Satan.
Is this lump nut cancer?
are you a burned faggot?
Should I quit college now?
How's Hitler doing these days?
will i make a great change in the world or at least in my country? political, i mean
>>564505098
Am I your son?
will i get married and have two kids.
will i ever get laid?
>>564505098
Will I ever attain unlimited power and an army of (attractive) virgins?
>>564505949
Jesus, you're a cunt...I thought my question was pretty straight forward.
The lump. On my ball. Is it cancer?
Will I ever lose my virginity?
SATAN I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU SAY NO AGAIN...
>>564505908
seriously dude, are you fucking kidding?
>>564506001
FUCK, YES
>>564505098
will I be important
Will i get laid before the end of this year?
>>564506056
will i find someone who loves me as much as ill love them?
>>564505098
right so obviously you are really satan.. Can you make her to come to me (the girl at work).. I don't want to do this big move. Can you do that for me? A little service for making you good publicity.. Thanks man.
Will I win the next lottory?
>>564505098
Should i ask that girl on a date?
>>564506120
Good.
Thanks.
you know
>>564505098
Roll
>>564506039
Are you my father?
Is OP a faggot?
Should I cut the red wire or the green wire?
do beliberFags go to hell?
>>564505098
Do you enjoy the music of Showaddywaddy?
>>564506274
YES!!!
Will SHREK visit me by the end of the year?
>>564506305
nigger, you can't even spell lottery...
Am I a faggot?
>>564506039
>>564506369
Well then, fine. Faggot.
>>564505098
Knock knock
>>564505098
Will i fuck Anna in the next two years mr satan lord?
Is Satan a phaggit?
Will OP ever stop sucking black nigger dicks
>>564506000
Shit, sorry I asked
Kill jews
will i get into diamod this season?
>>564505098
Does she still love me?
>>564506670
Top kek
Hey Lord Satan, will I get laid next weekend at DragonCon?
Would it be worth it?
Will i get a good job next year?
Will Gaben release HL2 Episode 3?
>>564506661
pls satan better answer
Will I get laid
>>564505098
Do I love her
If I buy a lottery ticket today, will I win big?
If a set contains all sets, does it contain itself ?
Will my cold stop trying to suffocate me?
>id like to do more evil before death to ensure meeting you, satan
is this bullshit
Will i fuck this year ?
>>564506727
you really pissed him off.. you need to sell your soul now
Will i get a dog in the next 2 years?
will we get back together?
>>564506967
Thanks asshole
sup saty im just chillin will i ever get back on track?
You are a women?
>>564505098
is america the graatest country in the wurld?
Will i ever die?
>>564505098
Will my birthday wish come true this year?
Will i become a mudkip?
>>564505098
Am I going to hell
Should I leave /b/?
Relax guy
>>564505098
Will i ever get over her
>>564505098
Will I get a blowjob in the next 24 hours?
>>564505098
Would she fuck me?
>>564507175
dunno saty what u think
>>564505098
Does she love me?
because this is retartedededed
Will i ever get laid?
>>564507238
Is that a yes or no?
>>564507359
ayy saty gimme chance m8 i gotta go fast i get beck on terck?
>>564505098
Should I date Julie?
>>564505098
Are you a cunt, satan?
>>564505098
will i become a wizard?
am i black?
>>564505098
SATAN WILL I GET LAID IN THE NEXT WEEK
>>564505098
will I pass my exam???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>>564505098
Do you regret not taking Kage to hell with you?
>>564505098
Can you transform me into a busty loli?
>>564507559
ayy damn saty i otta go beck on reck!! plz *trak
>>564505098
Are you real?
will it be
>>564507631
that waznt meh! another try!
>>564507527
So if i don't sell my soul to you, i'm immortal?
>>564505098
Does Malia want my D
>>564505098
wat do think about this?
http://checkingoftheprivilege.tumblr.com/post/81938884388/so-you-hate-all-cis-people-even-those-who-support
>>564507743
WOW UR SO TUFF FAGGOT-KUN
Will I get laid this week?
>>564507728
ok deal n then errthing on treck agein?
>>564505098
will i get laid
>>564505098
Spin?
Will I get rich soon?
Am I a lesbian?
>>564505098
Am I dead?
>>564505098
well I ever hook up with her?
Do you love me satan?
could I have a place reserved in hell with gay demons that have up to 12-inch cocks that rape me?
No fire please..
And please make a party room where I can do coke and smoke weed...
Will I have a Happy and fulfilled Life?
>>564507967
well whasuup i gotta kno i gotta gte back on track if i count on you then im finna go so can i count on you and i get berk on track?
>>564505098
Is coming back with my ex a good idea?
>>564505098
should i kill myself
Should i jack off to furry porn?
>>564508079
Shit. Am I in hell?
Should I get high at work right now, Satan?
Is 4chan a faggot?
Do I have a chance with alyssa?b
>>564505372
reroll
>>564508178
wow thanks.. do you think we will ever meet?
Will i get a job soon?
>>564505098
Why illuminati?
>>564508207
hahah yeh bot ok i goott a go can i count on u or woT m8
>>564505098
Has anyone ever been so far as to look more like?
>>564508267
Oh yeah sorry dude I forgot the rules
Is my dick bigger then yours?
>>564508398
damn you are more awesome than i thought.. Are you nice like that with everyone?
Will I get to fuck alyssa?
>>564506159
Wizard in making
>>564508441
ok c u saty i kno its gon be alright tahts wat u promise
Is my wall colored blue?
>>564505098
Will I get good grades?
>>564508580
So the real bitch is God , right?
>>564505098
Will I be able to transfer successfully?
Should I go all the way?
>>564508206
Nope, Will I? Yes or No.
>>564505098
will i fuck a 7/10 soon ?
>>564508651
u bitch aatan
When I grab my phone, is she going to call?
Can you send me a succubus to fuck please?
>>564508558
Fine.
Is my dick bigger than OPs?
>>564508746
So you are the good guy and God is the bad guy, right?
>>564508784
Ugh fine.
Am I going to die soon?
>>564508768
Answer my fucking question btich
will I win with my next lottery tip? :D
Can i fuck my gf next time she comes over?
Am I touching a keyboard right now?
Can I get food poisoning from oral seks?
Will i ever get laid?
should i fap right now???
Flew is a faggot right ?
am i a great artist?
>>564505098
Was it a bad idea to sleep with my roomates best friend?
>>564508970
Just answer the fucking question, geez
Do I have siblings?
>>564509078
nooooo
Even I can answer that..
>>564505098
Dear satan,
Will I have a gf before I die?
>>564508821
k c u
Am I going to ace the phone interview?
warhol, now me?
>>564505098
will my balls hyper inflate to the size of jupiter?
>>564505098
Roll
should i fuck that guy
should i fap
Will I become a pilot?
>>564505098
satan, will i fuck many a pussy next semester in college?
Will I get Laid? Flat out.
>>564509231
Ha pffft wh-who needs a gf anyway? Hah... ha
>>564509263
u know wut fuck it satan u a bitch and you know it
When gay people go to hell, do they still have AIDS?
> see's thread about satan...
HELLO OLD FRIEND ITS ME HEAVEN
Is the FBI watching this thread?
will sarah break up with her boyfriend for me
Was the "book of answers" wrong?
Will I become ill tomorrow so i dont have to goto school?
>>564505098
am i the champion of the human race
>>564505098
Should i make a move Satan?
>>564509231
>
Gratz, no gf before death.
My turn, will I win with lottery this week?
Is my life worth living?
>>564505098
I'm going to wirte my books and get published ?
am I ever getting rich?
Will i get a girlfriend this year?
Is this even real?
Will I lose weight this year and be a stud on the rugby field
should I fuck Lukas
>>564509559
fuck you satan, fucking prick let this shit happen cock shiner
>>564509587
Well, this is somehow what I needed to hear. Thanks, Saty.
WILL I FIND LOVE
satan will you let me fuck you anal ?
is it going to be fun?
Will I be ever happy ?
Should I go after her?
are things goin to get better?
Can I fuck Jesus in the ass?
>>564509752
ima try again satan. 1 more go.
>>564509746
The roll thing. 's it real?
will i have sex with her again satan?
Will I ever become an immortal?
Is it hot down there?
Is 14 39 84 a good combination for bingo?
will she say yes?
should i do that thing?
should Ankan become gay
will i finally fuck my aunt tonight?
>>564505098
will i get away with raping someone
>>564505098
will i get an apartment in the next few years
Should i stay with her ? Is she the one ?
Do I have a computer screen?
will i fuck anyone or get fucked by anyone?
Will we?
>>564509752
will i be a star on the field & will bitches want my dick
>>564509998
And what about 11 34 51?
will it last long?
Am I satan?>
>>564509717
rly?
>>564505098
Satan will i ever any time soo?
>>564508390
Rerolll
Does she want me?
>>564505098
Will I get a boyfriend in the next year?
Should I rape this girl that wants my D?
>>564509981
I dont like god to ask that, so whats about becomeing an transcended being?
Do I have more than two pillows on the bed on my left?
>>564505098
Will I get to fuck her before she leaves to France?
>>564509443
Wtf Satan, Do you got something in store?
Will my girlfriend cheat on me?
are you in a good mood?
>>564509596
have to go to school? confirmed underage. ban this fgt.
>>564510320
ouch satan, what about a girlfriend?
Did I choose the right job?
>>564505098
will i soon get a huge material wealth
is she going to see me tonight?
>>564510357
Will i fuck her when she'll be in france ?
why did i blow my brother when i was younger?
Will i get a girlfriend at the new school?
>>564510370
Cheeky Bastard. Are you telling the truth?
does my cat hate me
>>564510220
reroll
>>564510348
It's obvious.
>>564510581
man,fuck god,he's a cocksucker,you tell me the truth
sry, need i reset router 4 reroll?
>>564505098
Will she lose her v card to another guy?
>>564505098
Should i keep pursuing my current goal?
Should I try heroin?
Are you real?
will i reach my goal?
>>564510769
YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME RIGHT THE FUCK NOW OR I'M COMING DOWN TO TAKE YOUR PLACE
>>564505098
will i pass all my exams?
will it be good when im back?
>>564505098
How's Germany going to be?
Will I be raped?
When my girlfriend gonna let me put my dick in her sweet asshole?
>>564505098
I will die within the next 24 hours?
>>564510963
You're really not gonna tell me? It's simple you dickgobbler,yes or no
>>564511040
reroll, answer was invalid
Should i play on guitar?
>>564505098
Does she really love me, Satan?
will i get laid soon satan?
>>564511220
topkek
Why is she so perfect
>>564511040
>>564511238
answer is still invalid, reroll
>>564510918
You sure on that?
>>564505098
That's Mr Satan to you punk
Will i ever be the little girl?
Do you like me?
Have I fucked up past the point of no return?
Will bush die tomorrow?
will i be with her
>>564505098
was the man i met in tuscon in anyway affiliated with you?
Will I ever win the lottery?
>>564505098
Will she just fucking dump her boyfriend and fuck me already
Will I pass my exam tomorrow?
>>564505098
will there be dark souls 3?
>>564512309
No I'm not kidding you cunt
Fuckin re roll
>>564506039
will I get fired?
Will I win the Stranglethron Fishing Tournament today?
Should i try again?
>>564505098
Will I ever get a girl friend? Or have a life of some sort?
>>564512547
Fishing tournament In wow, Today, Will I win?
>>564512647
Should i try again?
>>564512681
God damn it. Reroll
Will I fix my problem with alcohol?
should i go out tonight?
do i have a soul?
>>564513062
i want a fucking answer
Should i try it with her?
Can i fuck your mom?
>>564505098
does that girl on the train like me?
>>564506398
to pollute heaven. besides who would want beiberfags in their realm?
Is Paisley gonna be OK?
Should I give this whore another chance?
>>564513281
one last try...
Hows hell? Fun?
>>564513438
Pleeeease.
>>564505098
Should i buy Dishonored?
>>564513545
W-Well OK. And what about the prospective GF?
Will i Fuck her?