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>be me 3 months ago >get new roor (300 $) >bring it

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>be me 3 months ago
>get new roor (300 $)
>bring it to friends
>be chillen at friends smoking
>have a vacation coming up and remember
>cant leave it at home for reasons
>ask if one of my friends there can take care of it for me for a month
>one of them says sure
>come back from vacation
>go to friend ask him for my bong he says sure he will give it to me the next day
>say ok sounds straight
>next day comes
>i text him but he doesnt answer dont think much of it
>call him but puts me straight to voicemail
>mfw this fiend just blocked my number
>try finding him but he always finds a way to leave before i get there in time
>fast forward to now
>want to kill this mother fucker more for the moral that he took my bong then for the actual bong at this moment
>scrolling through craigslist for new bongs feeling sad
>scrolling.jpeg
>see a bong familiar to mine
>go in for a closer look
>thats my fucking bong
>punch threw door with intense anger
>come to b and post this
what should i do b? i want to ruin this motherfuckers life
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also bumping with tits
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lets see that ad, how fuck can we help. give me the ad.
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bump until suggestions
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>>564375984
i dont know but i wish i did i want to kill this bitch
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Op your a retarded fag
You seen the ad on craiglist, now you dont know but wish. The only thing you need is a big black cock
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>>564376558
na i thought he meant the address
sorry im a dumbass for that one
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moar tits for suggestions
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>>564375542
Go buy your bong back you silly stoner.
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>>564377561
i dont know if i can because he has my number blocked
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Op can you be dumber, y would you block location, we need to reply to get his email.
I swear try to do something nice for a bro. and they are all like duh i don't know how the door handle works
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>>564377927
miami
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email him with a fake email and meet him somewhere then beat his ass
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>>564378325
i contemplating braking one of his bones with the bong it self
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>>564377845
Use a different number. Disguise yourself kinda so he cant tell its you when you show up. Beat his fucking head in.
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>>564375542
>punch threw door with intense anger
>threw
so you're an illiterate stoner AND a huge pussy?
why the fuck would anyone help you when you can't do anything for yourself?
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>>564378453
from one anon to another i think you should id be pissed if my friend stole my bong and blocked all communications. what you could do is get him busted with weede if he deals or usually carries unless he has a card
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>>564378932
i tried finding this motherfucker trust me but he goes away every time i come to where he is at and im kinda burnt out right now sorry
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>>564375542
>be chillen

NL? kkr jood.
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>>564379048
i live in florida but also i want to do shit to him physically not use cops to do it for me
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>>564379602
makes sense, best of luck on your man hunt
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>>564375542
>spend $300 on a bong

What the fuck dude. Papers are $1 and you can buy a decent bong for $50.
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>>564379602
Just shoot him and claim self-defense
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>>564375542
Have someone call him from a burner phone or a burner app number. Have them tell him to meet them some place to sell bong. When the faggot arrives there jump him and take the bong back. Then kick his ass, steal his wallet, and leave him naked in a ditch.
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im trying to find his address if you guys are interested
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I would simply put a bunch of gay mail in envelopes and mail it to him. What 10 dollars worth. His email i sign up for anything i could sign it up for plus
look at this interesting site
mailbait.info
At wallmart you can buy prepaid phones to activate right away without any personal info. Pay a crack head to go inside and buy it, watch for camera's.
Order him some pizza, threaten him, blow his shit up. leave it ringing all day . be a asshole.
call your bong a lesson learned and forget about it.
But teach him a lesson as well
if you wanna share his info, number, address. anything. Am sure others would be curious
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>>564379905
my bong is the smoothest bong ever a bit over priced but overall i was satisfied
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Do you not have another friend that can call him and arrange a meeting for you, or did they steal your fedora?
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>>564379972
sounds like this might be something i will do but i dont know if he sold the bong and its someone else selling it
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Found part of his number
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>>564380549
already tried but he ended up finding out and flaked this was last month now he doesn't hang out with anyone i know to play it safe
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>>564380784
i dont think its actually him because thats not his hand in the photo
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>>564380786
Surely you know someone he doesn't

>>564380947
Is the number in the ad his?
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>>564381250
na
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>>564380551
If it is your bong and someone else is selling it, jump that guy instead first. He had to know it was stolen. So he is just as guilty if not more for being the guy's fence.

Then exact revenge on the original guy too.
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>>564381486
i plan on buying it back next weekend
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>>564375542
That's what happens when underage kids can't leave their own property at home. God how fucking young are you? Really?

>can't leave it at home for reasons

Does mommy search your room?
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>>564381486
To both questions?

Why not post his personal info and make /b/ your personal army? Works all the time. If not, read my ID... 0WEL
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>>564381858
nope my roommate would brake it he hates weed and anything that it has to do with it for some reason we dont really get along
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>>564382042
because some faggot is going to warn him
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if youre 100% sure its your bong, ask anonimously is you can meet. say you wanna check for breakage, state if the glass etc. and when you meet, either fuck his face up, talk him out of it and smoke a bowl or simply take you roor and dont speak to him again.
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>>564382118
>nope my roommate would brake it he hates weed and anything that it

Holy FUCK how much of a little bitch are you? Are you like fucking 5'5 or something? If my old roommate were to lay a finger on any of my shit much less BREAK my shit i would of broke his fucking jaw and threw his PS4 off of our 2nd story balcony.

What the fuck is wrong with you?
Are you living off him for free or something and too scared to defend for yourself?
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>>564382549
thing is i dont know the dude he sold it to
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>>564382549
and i already texted him he hasnt answered
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>not smoking a wheelbarrow

pleb^2
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>>564375542
You kick the living shit out of him for being a bold mother fucker and a shitty friend.
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You can go to a lawyer. I don't think that owning a bong is illegal. So it's just an object that belongs to you and someone else won't give it to you, so if you have the receipt and proof that it's yours and also a witness, go ahead
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>>564384195
dont have a receipt but the head shop guy probably remembers me and isnt it paraphernalia once its used
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>>564378462
This. Have a female friend of yours that he doesn't know call him.
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>>564379905
Nigga there are pipes out there that are worth THOUSANDS of dollars. This nigga can't into boro
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incase i break the bong on the motherfuckers face i was thinking of buying a illadelph
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>>564385280
This nigga cant see how ignorant it is wasting anything over 150$ on a bong which will produce the same high.
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>>564385618
Shut up OP you're a little pussy and won't do shit.

Pic is you.
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>>564385618
it sounds like the only option would be to suck his dick and get it back. actually, you sound like such a tremendous faggot that he's let you give him head then he'd refuse to give you the bong and you'd just okay.jpg and walk away
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>>564385716
This nigga can't appreciate art
http://www.tobaccoleafonline.com/Zipper_Rig_by_Natey_p/1610319999.htm
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>>564386058
>>564385882
im trying to find motherfucker in person and beat his ass so fuck off
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OP whatever you do do not post any personal info of your shitty friend on /b/ because some fucking white knight will give him the heads up on your plan and be like "lel get fucked OP #rekt." Be smart.
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>>564386235
LOL i can get bigger ones JUST as "artistic" as those in my local fucking headshop for $70-90, very thick also.

Have you realized you're literally just being ripped off yet?
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>>564377220
1.) buy baseball bat
2.) set up meeting to buy that bong
3.)beat friend near to death over bong
4.) break bong over his head as last hit
5.)????
6.) profit.
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>>564387031
might not be him just some fool that doesnt know he has a stolen bong
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>>564387232
Lol you're such a little bitch, you're all talk, that's it.

I'm also sending that guy screenshots of this thread just because you're such a little punk.

http://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/clt/4629171025.html

Found the ad, about to send a email now.
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>>564387232
would jean claude vann damn worry over such trivialities?

no, he would do the splits on a mother fucker's face.
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>>564387987
not the guy but ok
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>>564386781
No you can't nigger, don't be stupid. You're not finding Natey Biskind's work for $90. These guys are making $40,000 glass art sculptures that are in proper art musems.
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>>564387987
i dont have shit with the guy selling but the guy that sold it to him
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>>564387987
What did I fucking tell you
>>564375542
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damn i know but whatever let him be a prick, either the guy will read the thread and understand i dont have shit with him or ill beat the shit out of they guy and jack his shit
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>>564389445
not the guy selling it but the guy who stole it from me
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>>564389618
how do you now they are not one and the same?
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i know the dudes skin color
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>>564388574
Lol they aren't made by that person but they're literally the same exact quality, with the same amount of detail and art, not joking.

Keep getting ripped off nigger.

>>564388541
>>564388720
Neat still sent it.
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>>564390075
he black?
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>>564390324
faggot white night over here. also dont remember reading about op having a gun
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>>564390324
anon is hero

I reported him to the FBI for sexual thrills
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>>564390324
Just because you can use the same paints Picasso did does not mean your shitty painting is going to fetch a million dollars bro.
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