ITT: Loser Bingo
Posting template ASAP.
Here's the template.
>criteria of being a loser
what fag made this?
posting superior update
Bingo! Haha, losers! I win!
>not filling in the free space
these threads always makes me feel good knowing you fags actually get BINGO on these
I have literally never been to a salon
Hmm. I suck. I had almost no squares!
just destroyed my confidence
Got nothin' here chief
2 bingos and almost 1 more.
Step up, nigga.
Ain't no shame in my game.
In my own defense
>Just woke up, and sleeping 7 hours means not being outside in the past 10 hours is fairly unavoidable
>My beard is neatly trimmed and kept short with #2 clippers (plus no neck faggotry)
>I'm 19 and live 2 minutes from the train line that my university is on (plus Melbourne is one of the most expensive cities in the world)
>I don't claim to be good at languages, and have mostly tangentially learnt some, so I know more than 5 words more by accident than anything
>I've been unemployed because I was smart enough to save up about 5 grand, which has covered all my expenses for the past 6 months, and just wanted to relax for a while and focus on my study
4chan I have no excuse for
no bingo here....not that sat for it though.
not bad actually...
Also, I am an Atheist but I'm merely discuss my views with other people and I do not force my beliefs onto others, so that's why I only marked it for partial status. Same goes with the long hair that I could tickle my nipples with, now it just goes above my eyes. Also, the College I go to isn't considered a Community college any more and I'm applying to University too. muh 3.3 GPA CS major~
Also to explain most of it is I turned 18 two months ago and I'm lazy as fuck.
Not bad, but had to mark the worst one
Oh and I masturbate 5 times a day.
Got mah shit together
D-do I win?
What do I win?
You win the title, Omega.
You're too precious too us for just, "Beta".
To be fair, my room is a mess because I'm currently in the middle of moving into my first house.
the question marks are for:
Hair is 15 cm long but well kept
Unemployed but studying
Music and drawing talent, dont know if useful though
If these count well then BINGO
Not that bad, I guess.
Well . . .
Does going to a university free me from unemployment?
Who the fuck owns articles of clothing? That sounds like something a loser would have
What do i win?
I guess I came off pretty unscathed.
Aww, so close.
Wow, apparently I'm doing pretty well for here. I appreciate the low standards.
Damn I was close a lot of times
I can live with this. Most of this stuff is easily changeable
If only I did the vidya
I guess I did pretty okay?..
That was a close one, whew
i wonder if anyone is actually looking at peoples results
Well here you fucking go
not too bad
Also, does the shaven include your pubic hair?
I have a girlfriend, but masturbating is one of those things that I do just for me.
1) do pushups. Be a fucking man, and take care of yourself faggot.
2) shower nightly. Just fucking do it. It takes no goddamn effort
3) clean your room. Just fucking do it, jesus tapdancing christ. Learn to do laundry and do things for yourself.
These are the steps that you can take in the next ten minutes to make yourself less of a cunt. Get at it.
Regarding shakespear as a shitcunt makes me a loser? I'm sorry the templates creator is a loser.
I got like 4 things on there anyway. I have long hair but keep it tidy.
10 flavours of stupid, I forgot the pic.
What about having long hair makes you a loser?
>I masturbate on skype with a girl most of the time. So, not sure if that counts
>unfortunately, i cant say anything about this accept for i was young once. Kids say stupid shit dont say anything about internet culture anymore
>never had oportunity to go out of the country
>going to school in about a year or two. Money was fucked for a while
>I know ~500 german words
>Bitches love my hair
>im 19. Like i said, money has been fucked
>showering too often is bad for your skin and hair. Every other day is acceptable assuming you dont smell like shit from work or something
you faggots got nothin on me
How did I do?