DIY thread, does not have to be sex related, but who are we kidding here?
You deserve to die if you try this...
Depending how DIY you want, I have a small amount of things.
Hey, OP wanted a DIY thread, he's getting a DIY thread.
No matter how much of a faggot he is.
Why would anyone buy/make one? I mean,i'm the poores,cheapest motherfucker onthe planet,but that shit cannot be more real,or cheaper than two bacardi breezer and a couple of compliements.
Here is a much better DIY fleshlight.
I'm not saying it is or isn't. You're free to try it if you want, I'm just posting shit I have.
GG apocalypse ready anon
did it a few years back when i was at school and worked like a charm. random change would pour out. when we came back after morning lessons the vending machine was out of order and replaced in a few days.
I think you just cut off the top of a 2l bottle, then cut the bottoms off tons of other ones, then cutting them into strips, layering them and nailing them on a stick.
Probably wouldn't work well unless you are low on shekels.
it works on '90 model of vending machines. So its not complete bullshit.
thsi actually makes smoke,just not a smoke bomb kinda smoke,just a lit cigarette-kinda smoke.
Dude, brooms are not at all expensive. At least I know they're cheaper than buying the materials to make that.
And as for the sex stuff, just use your fucking hand. I see no reason why anybody would want to go through all of this just to jerk off.
the cheapest broom her are like 10$. And i have like 10 2l bottles in the house to water....certain...elements...anyhow....I have broken broomhandle,nails and ah ammer,so i don't have to buy anything. i'm gonna make that first thing tomorrow.
Anyone have any DIY weapons?
>Inb4 edgier than bismuth
I'm kinda interested in making some.
No idea if it actually works.
yeah,break something thats glass,and wrap a piece of cloth on the shard.tada edgy glass-knife. Or you can use a plastic tray ass well.
Or remoove the razorblade from a razor,and start cutting the handle of a toothbrush until it cuts trough,and stas in place,secure with any kind of thread,and you got a neat holdout weapon. See? Wasn't hard,and they are deadlier than that shotgun of yours,at least you will not kill yourself with these.
Sorry mate, they're all pretty shit resolution.
GG no re. I would never make the shotgun anyway.
2. It would kill the person shooting. most likely.
Why would you want to load a Molotov with homemade napalm instead of gasoline is beyond me. It doesn't really make that big of a difference in terms of burn length, and it actually is prone to cover less of an area if the viscosity of the fluid is thicker
>Sorry mate, they're all pretty shit resolution.
it's fine, these are amazing as is
anyone have a diy recipe for potassium cyanide or similar fast acting poison (like neurotoxins)?
Because then you can throw it in your enemies' eyes?
I'm not sure to be honest. Although if you had good aim the homemade napalm might be better. maybe.
Apologies if some of these are shit tier. I'm just posting what I have.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure it does.
On another note, I just found a folder with a bunch of improv weapons in it. score.
May have found it.
I melt butter and put about half an ounce in a pan,mix it until it turns green,i pour it into shape,then i just use that special butter if i want to make edibles. I don't know if your version would work,it definetly looks pretty shit.
>4 years later
>newfags still trying to make this
I've actually never tried making them this way, but I think it's supposed to be more for fast edibles than quality ones.
Don't be so edgy,just because you can't. And i'm not good looking either. What i have to do is ask about 50-100 woman/night,who looks slutty,and i will score at least once. Patience man,patience.
>1/2 Gallon Bleach
>1/2 Gallon Ammonia
Nothing suspicious going on here
slight alteration to this makes for a nice quick-jolt taser-like device. Made a few of them a few years ago and zapped a friend of mine who didn't believe it would hurt. idiot had two burn marks on his arm for 6+ months after.
thanks, but jewelers have this shit lying around? i doubt it, at least where i live and they probably wont be selling it to just anyone
got any other for similar shit like arsenic oxide and strychnine? i need options
Still, you'll lose a really large portion of the THC that way. Firecrackers are a better method for fast edibles.
1. Get saltine crackers + natural peanut butter (the natural fat+oils help extract the thc)
2. Coat the crackers with peanut butter, and put FINELY ground cannabis on half of them, just to cover the surface
3. Make them into sandwiches
4. Wrap each cracker sandwich individually in aluminum foil, making sure that minimal air could escape
5. Preheat oven to 325 degrees fahrenheit
4. Place the crackers in there for exactly 16 minutes
5. Remove, let cool, unwrap and eat.
ignore the other fucktards, google Offline NT Password & Registry Editor, download it and install it on a usb stick, then boot from it
i've used it plenty of times in customer support when the retarded fucks that leave their PCs forget to tell us the passwords
In New York they sell it over the counter,i can tell yo uthat much. I actually used it on jewelry.
Best way to go: Super glue your hands to your ears,tie a piano strign to your neck,and the other part to the top of a ridge,and jump down,so they wil find your headless body,with your head in your hands.
Just wanted to add that these taste pretty good, and don't make any weed smell if you're concerned about such things. It just smells faintly of peanut butter.
Probably not my business, but may I ask what you need a toxic chemical for?
And Ricin might be good.
expired in 2012
if it was already revealed,you can give up.
Also if someone doesn1t google the chemicals,bfeore mixign them,he deserves what is comming.
You think niggers at McDs are smart enough to read the fine print?
Huh never heard of that, will have to try. I've only ever made cookies with THC butter.
Although if its for an heroing then probably not.
i'm not an ameritard, and while the super glue idea's good i'm just looking for fast acting poisons not general suicide tips
i have my uses for that shit
ricin looks interesting, although not what i'm looking for
>takes 3-4 days to act
>slow and painful
google lel, i'm no chemist
this is just what you need op
No mention of handling this shit with gloves. Good luck niggers that how most people are caught. They get sick with ricin around the same time other people do. For fuck's sake, safe handling and chem101 guys. Shit gets on your hands, you forget to wash rub your eyes/eat/masturbate/fuck your lover up the ass and now some unintended people be dead.
It ain't hard children if you plan on messing with anything as deadly as ricin or other toxic chemicals, never fucking handle this shit without PPE. Gloves, goggles, wash station, etc.
This has been the OSHA post of the day.
This is another one of those really helpful diagrams. A few months ago my sparkwomb sent my crunchstick into a jam (it was very evident from looking under the car). I'm assuming I saved hundreds since I told the mechanic exactly what parts needed to be fixed. If you don't know what you're talking about, mechanics will always overcharge you.
Ended up paying only $200 for a crunchstick redraft.
>That actually cracked me
Not an amerilard here too. Sorry I couldn't help you with your skullduggery.
Alright last one
Pretty sure some of the weedles in this thread may like this.
A lot of microwaves now are made to be safe with metals. Go microwave your spoon for an experimental five seconds if your nuker isn't older than 5 years old.
bullshit, not sustainable
you can't enter rem sleep right away, not how it fucking works, and even if it was sleeping 2 hours a night would still fuck you up.
dumbest shit I've ever read
I suppose I'm off gentlemen. If you have any last requests, then I'll see if i have something like it.
It will break fairly easily. Most importantly, read the ingredients. its cornstarch, not cornflour like most people will try to use. Cornstarch is what they make baby powder out of when they dont use talc.
how to survive a shipwreck. step 1, get some bamboo (apparently we are shipwrecked while transporting pandas) and a sharp ass knife.
use the sharp knife to make the bambo into a 4 pronged stick. this dulls the knife, but hey, atleast you have pointy wood. you could tie a knife to a stick to make a spear, but that would be silly.
NASA doesn't give to fucks about that bub. The NSA will fuck you in the ass.
Like I said before. I'm just posting shit I have. Obviously the smart idea would be to use the bamboo for water in a survival situation, but still.
Potassium Nitrate and suger will create a fuckton of smoke. You can also add titanium powder for sparkles.
You'd have to be fucking crazy to try the HS version at the bottom though. That shit is just as toxic as cyanide.
i really gonna try to make this
my mom would love it...thanks dude!
>microwave your spoon
Gonna post some lifehacks stuff
Actually,using a knife to make several spears,is not a stupid idea if there are 5 survivors,and 1 knife.
I used this,but used fuckiing twigs form a tree,and i used one knife to make 5 simliar shits,then we cooked sasuges on campfire. Thoose were the days.
>three separate pumps
>no fancy buttons
You know you can make a broom with straw, right? Unless you're in a major urban area it's pretty easy to get ahold of.
Or better yet, if you have a knife and time on your hands, you can whittle yourself one from a branch.
Dat sucks mane
Any of you niggers gonna post shit as well?
Using rags is way to dangerous for the throwing person.
Instead, close the bottle with a cap and tie a tampax on the outside of the bottle. Soak it with zippo gasoline before lighting it and throw that shit, this will work as good as the rag and is much safer.
Straw,in the middle of brooklyn.I guess i could find some,totally.
also,as i said,i have a shitload of bottles,i water someshit with them i have 17 2l bottles( i counted them up) and i only use like 9-10 of them. So i have the materials ready for this.
Also even if i would get a branch or straw in the middle of brooklyn,i have no idea HOW TO make a broom from thoose.
My gf says it tastes better???
I never saw a pump with buttons,here we have different pump for each type,but on my opinion you will just end up pouring all three type of fuel into your car.
If you reach the poor region of brooklyn,where the poor niggers live,go a little further,where the poorer niggers live,and after the last block,you will find a place,where not even the poorest people are willing to live,and you'll find my apartment. In beetwen the abandoned industrial areas that still reek of paint and shit,and crack houses. so yah. the local gas station has separate pumps.
Easy money if you got a good amount of time on your hands.
My grandfather was a goldsmith and watchmaker, and he had tons of the stuff lying around.
Potassium or sodium cyanide dissolve easily in water, and (because it's a salt) split into potassium/sodium ions and cyanide ions. The cyanide has a free electron pair that can coordinate with gold to form a temporary coordination complex.
In short, you can use this to easily strip gold paint or extract small gold particles with almost no loss.
I can vouch for this. Good stuff if you got nothing better to do.
even if that's true I'm sure the jewelers in my area would be instructed to not hand over cyanide to anyone
i need a recipe to either make it and buy only inconspicuous shit
Have you tried asking them yet?
>only a fool would take anything posted here as fact
Im all out
funny, most of the time these threads are kill before the 5th post
I recommend r/lifehacks on reddit
the discussions and general site are embarrassing but the stickied post for the board is full of good stuff.
Brown is usually the horn 12+ I'm gonna go ahead and say you're trying to get me to blow the horn.
Source: I've installed 6; including my own, viper smart start modules.
That's why I put the qualifier "if you're not in a major urban area." I've never been there, but I'm pretty sure Brooklyn qualifies as a major urban area.
You seriously never go anywhere where you can pick up a fallen branch? Every other urban area I've been to (and there's been quite a few) has at least had relatively easy access to sticks, but I've never been to NYC so I'll take your word on it.
As far as not knowing how to do it, that's what google's for. Brooms are a prehistoric invention, and there's tons of info on making them.
Twigs (the whittled kind, not the tiny branches) make the best brooms - that bottle broom will be mediocre at best.
naw, there is a better one that that and all you do is use one glove.
tie the pinky and thumb off.
turn it inside out
blow it up then push the middle finger through to be inline with the wrist of the glove
let the air out and take a ziptie and use the ziptie around the wrist of the glove and the middle finger
this should be air tight if you do it right
now bight a small hole in either the index or ring finger
take a pen tip to use as a funnel so you can blow up the glove
once blown up to a good size the middle finger should be your fuck hole
tie the index and ring finger of the glove togehter so its airtight
lube up that hole and fuck away.
>condom or glove
way better anon. especially if its ribbed foam like that shit that looks wavy. makes you instacum and then sometimes makes you take forever but enjoy it. only downside is how nasty the condom or glove gets after repeated use.
> amphetamine with nos
I'm not 100% sure if I'm correct or not, but don't you have to have ammo that doesn't break the speed of sound for a suppressor to work? Subsonic ammo I believe it's called.
Is this legit? I could really use some extra cash...
Yes, but you need to devote a good amount of time to it. You're getting paid for trying out different apps so it's actually fun for some people. (hence its rising popularity).
Too be honest, that looks to complicated for me just to execute someone. Crucifixion or beheading are so much simpler and have a greater shock value
sure, it's legit, but try this 'developer code' instead
also, don't expect loads of cash right away
and then the clerk walks out and is like "what the fuck are you doing". The gas pump controller will be beeping like crazy and youll look like an idiot for trying to steal gas in 2014.