DIY thread, does not have to be sex related, but who are

>who are we kidding here
>cos this is 4chan
>this is /b/
>we are legion
>we are anonymous
>we do not forgive
>we do not forget
>expect us

XDDD

>>563945050
i remember trying this a few years ago and it didn't work at all, it just fell apart when i took it out of the glass

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>>563945050
You deserve to die if you try this...

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Depending how DIY you want, I have a small amount of things.

bumperoni

>>563945995
Yeah I tried it too a couple years back, mine was all dry and crumbly.

>>563947551
i don't get what is happening o nthat picture. But i could use a broom.

Just buy a fleshlight... I've got a onahole and two fleshlights, worth it.

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>>563948082
Hey, OP wanted a DIY thread, he's getting a DIY thread.

No matter how much of a faggot he is.

>>563949159
Why would anyone buy/make one? I mean,i'm the poores,cheapest motherfucker onthe planet,but that shit cannot be more real,or cheaper than two bacardi breezer and a couple of compliements.

>>563949171
thats bullshit.

>>563949171
don't do this

it makes ketchup gas

>>563949171
Oh, this is just perfect, provided it actually works.

>>563949337

Just go on Amazon and buy a cheap one, like the Head Honcho.

You can find shit for around $10-20, and nothing is given away by the package.

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>>563945050
Here is a much better DIY fleshlight.

>>563946925
y so edgy faggot?

>>563949530
What's ketchup gas

>>563945050
www.homemade-sex-toys.com
There' at least these may work better than that shit.

>>563949832
when you fart and it smells like ketchup

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>>563950025

>>563950025
Has anyone actually tried this?

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>>563949945
BAAAAHAHAHAHHAAAA

>>563950250
they've got color wrong. It's Quin Gon's handle so the dildo should be green.

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>>563949524
I'm not saying it is or isn't. You're free to try it if you want, I'm just posting shit I have.

>>563945174
Anonymoose bullshit was not implied here.
You belong in a cringe thread and as a specimen of people needed to fuck off to any other site.

>>563950402
autism speaks

>>563947551
lulz this is actually pretty badass, and vey jewish

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GG apocalypse ready anon

>>563950025
I've tried this. Didn't work. Has it worked for any of you?

>>563950150
This worked in the late '90 not anymore.

>>563950150
yes you can youtube it, and people show you its only older models though, which are still around today

>>563947551
seriously,someone care to explaine this,step by step. I don't get whats going on there.

>>563945050
THE HOMEMADE FLESHLIGHT DOESN'T WORK.

I'VE TRIED IT MULTIPLE TIMES WITH EACH TIME TWEAKING THE RECIPE.

IT JUST FALLS APART.

>>563951287
like your love life

>>563950150
dont believe anything in these threads

>>563951136
why the delinquent always has to be black

>>563950713
did it a few years back when i was at school and worked like a charm. random change would pour out. when we came back after morning lessons the vending machine was out of order and replaced in a few days.

>>563951398
/anons life

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>>563951150
I think you just cut off the top of a 2l bottle, then cut the bottoms off tons of other ones, then cutting them into strips, layering them and nailing them on a stick.

Probably wouldn't work well unless you are low on shekels.

>>563951413
it works on '90 model of vending machines. So its not complete bullshit.

liek this>>563949171
thsi actually makes smoke,just not a smoke bomb kinda smoke,just a lit cigarette-kinda smoke.

>>563951604
its mustard gas you faggot

>>563947551
Dude, brooms are not at all expensive. At least I know they're cheaper than buying the materials to make that.

And as for the sex stuff, just use your fucking hand. I see no reason why anybody would want to go through all of this just to jerk off.

>>563951798
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHd5FqV7avE
Fag.

>>563951884
the cheapest broom her are like 10$. And i have like 10 2l bottles in the house to water....certain...elements...anyhow....I have broken broomhandle,nails and ah ammer,so i don't have to buy anything. i'm gonna make that first thing tomorrow.

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Anyone have any DIY weapons?
>Inb4 edgier than bismuth
I'm kinda interested in making some.

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No idea if it actually works.

>>563950409
I need a higher resolution of this

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>>563952668

>>563952375
yeah,break something thats glass,and wrap a piece of cloth on the shard.tada edgy glass-knife. Or you can use a plastic tray ass well.
Or remoove the razorblade from a razor,and start cutting the handle of a toothbrush until it cuts trough,and stas in place,secure with any kind of thread,and you got a neat holdout weapon. See? Wasn't hard,and they are deadlier than that shotgun of yours,at least you will not kill yourself with these.

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>>563952756

>>563952546
seems close to right

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>>563952836

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>>563953053

>>563952346
>to water....certain...elements
now i'm wondering wtf do you have that require so much water

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>>563953179

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>>563953272

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>>563952745
Sorry mate, they're all pretty shit resolution.
>>563952820
GG no re. I would never make the shotgun anyway.
1. Illigamals.
2. It would kill the person shooting. most likely.

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>>563953480

>>563949159
or just get a GF.

oh yeah i forgot.
this is neckbeard central.

>>563951136

Why would you want to load a Molotov with homemade napalm instead of gasoline is beyond me. It doesn't really make that big of a difference in terms of burn length, and it actually is prone to cover less of an area if the viscosity of the fluid is thicker

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>>563953594

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>>563953272

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>>563953749

>>563950461

> being this new

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>>563953835

>>563953272
Why would I want ground up glass all over my hands?

>>563953424
>Sorry mate, they're all pretty shit resolution.
it's fine, these are amazing as is

anyone have a diy recipe for potassium cyanide or similar fast acting poison (like neurotoxins)?

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>>563954014

>>563954021
Because then you can throw it in your enemies' eyes?

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>>563953730
I'm not sure to be honest. Although if you had good aim the homemade napalm might be better. maybe.

>>563949832
the opposite of mustard gas

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>>563954154

>>563951287
>>563951398
rekt

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>>563954282

>>563945050
Don't do this, it makes musterd gas

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Apologies if some of these are shit tier. I'm just posting what I have.

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>>563954387

>>563950150
Works on the old machines. Not so much now a days. (jesus I remember when this posted and it worked for damn near every one of them.)

>>563954161
i'd do this shit immediately if i had c4 lying around

>>563954161
whoever created that picture have no fucking idea how C4 works.

>>563954580
this

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>>563953272

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>>563954521

>>563954580
fuck i got excited for nothing >>563954568
c4 needs an induced electric charge to go off, right?

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>>563954764

>>563949524
it does "work"
meaning it produces smoke, just not enough for you to make some sort of get away unnoticed.

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>>563954898

>>563954580
that was obviously a troll DIY image.Don1t get b8ed-

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>>563955000

>>563954025
>anyone have a diy recipe for potassium cyanide or similar fast acting poison (like neurotoxins)?
bumping this, surely someone has it?

>>563949171

Creates something that makes you cough your lungs out.

I think it's chloramine but not entirely sure.

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>>563954841
Yeah, I'm pretty sure it does.

On another note, I just found a folder with a bunch of improv weapons in it. score.

>>563954980
yes i know,i already talked about that here>>563951604
and posted avideo here
>>563951927

>>563949337
I bet you fuck girls, you faggot.

3DPD, hentai for life.

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>>563955075

>>563949832
Mustard Gas

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>>563955310

>>563955000
This is great for making brownies, but absolutely fucktarded for making pot brownies. The microwave will destroy most of the THC.

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>>563955120
May have found it.

>>563955000
I melt butter and put about half an ounce in a pan,mix it until it turns green,i pour it into shape,then i just use that special butter if i want to make edibles. I don't know if your version would work,it definetly looks pretty shit.

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>>563945995
>>563948668
>>563951287
>4 years later
>newfags still trying to make this

>>563950094
thats actually cool man

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>>563955546

>>563955556
>>563955647
I've actually never tried making them this way, but I think it's supposed to be more for fast edibles than quality ones.

>>563953424
Bean shooters... We used it with our buddies to fire rowan berries with.

>>563955257
Don't be so edgy,just because you can't. And i'm not good looking either. What i have to do is ask about 50-100 woman/night,who looks slutty,and i will score at least once. Patience man,patience.

>>563955957
dick got stuck in the llama, asshole

Does anyone have stuff on how to access a computer if its blocked with a password? (windows)

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>>563955957
>1/2 Gallon Bleach
>1/2 Gallon Ammonia
Nothing suspicious going on here

>>563955546
>Expires: 12-31-14

Fine print:
>©2012
>Expires: 12/31/12

>>563956256
delete system 32,restart computer your hax is made.

>>563952668
slight alteration to this makes for a nice quick-jolt taser-like device. Made a few of them a few years ago and zapped a friend of mine who didn't believe it would hurt. idiot had two burn marks on his arm for 6+ months after.

>>563955957
http://chemistry.about.com/od/toxicchemicals/a/Mixing-Bleach-And-Ammonia.htm

Thats soo legit.

>>563956256
see>>563956478
works, i can confirm

>>563955625
thanks, but jewelers have this shit lying around? i doubt it, at least where i live and they probably wont be selling it to just anyone

got any other for similar shit like arsenic oxide and strychnine? i need options

>>563955957
Still, you'll lose a really large portion of the THC that way. Firecrackers are a better method for fast edibles.

1. Get saltine crackers + natural peanut butter (the natural fat+oils help extract the thc)
2. Coat the crackers with peanut butter, and put FINELY ground cannabis on half of them, just to cover the surface
3. Make them into sandwiches
4. Wrap each cracker sandwich individually in aluminum foil, making sure that minimal air could escape
5. Preheat oven to 325 degrees fahrenheit
4. Place the crackers in there for exactly 16 minutes
5. Remove, let cool, unwrap and eat.

>>563956478
Type in notepad:
@echo off
del c:\WINDOWS\system32

Save as .bat file.

Run it.

>>563956256
ignore the other fucktards, google Offline NT Password & Registry Editor, download it and install it on a usb stick, then boot from it
i've used it plenty of times in customer support when the retarded fucks that leave their PCs forget to tell us the passwords

>>563956790
In New York they sell it over the counter,i can tell yo uthat much. I actually used it on jewelry.

Best way to go: Super glue your hands to your ears,tie a piano strign to your neck,and the other part to the top of a ridge,and jump down,so they wil find your headless body,with your head in your hands.

>>563956942
Just wanted to add that these taste pretty good, and don't make any weed smell if you're concerned about such things. It just smells faintly of peanut butter.

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>>563956790
Probably not my business, but may I ask what you need a toxic chemical for?

And Ricin might be good.

>>563950250

>wield your dildo as it glows in the dark

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>>563955546
expired in 2012

>>563957206
i don't know about your method,what i do -frying pan,melting butter,and weed,- leaves the house smelling of weed for hours.

>>563956790
Cyanide, strychnine and arsenic are the most painless way to go, you've got that much right.

>>563955957
This is my favorite DIY. I literally have around 20 of these crystals just laying around my house now lol.

>>563957365
>Cyanide, strychnine and arsenic are the most painless way to go
How do you know?

>>563957442
>>563956619
if it was already revealed,you can give up.
Also if someone doesn1t google the chemicals,bfeore mixign them,he deserves what is comming.

>>563956448
You think niggers at McDs are smart enough to read the fine print?

>>563956942
Huh never heard of that, will have to try. I've only ever made cookies with THC butter.

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This really helped me

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>>563957249
Although if its for an heroing then probably not.

>>563957498
He's a ghost? Use your fucking head dumbass.

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>>563945050

>>563955957
>redesign
>post to tumblr
>???
>lel

>>563957140
i'm not an ameritard, and while the super glue idea's good i'm just looking for fast acting poisons not general suicide tips

>>563957249
i have my uses for that shit
ricin looks interesting, although not what i'm looking for
>takes 3-4 days to act
>slow and painful

>>563957365
google lel, i'm no chemist

>>563957607
Yeah, I agree. Everyone deserves these crystals. They're so simple to make, I feel like more people should know about this.

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this is just what you need op

>>563957249
No mention of handling this shit with gloves. Good luck niggers that how most people are caught. They get sick with ricin around the same time other people do. For fuck's sake, safe handling and chem101 guys. Shit gets on your hands, you forget to wash rub your eyes/eat/masturbate/fuck your lover up the ass and now some unintended people be dead.

It ain't hard children if you plan on messing with anything as deadly as ricin or other toxic chemicals, never fucking handle this shit without PPE. Gloves, goggles, wash station, etc.

This has been the OSHA post of the day.

>>563957086
thanks man. All these retards thinking I don't know what system32 is

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>>563957498
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2zvp_iU39A#t5m48s

it is.

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>>563957654
Kek'd

>>563957887
as i said i'm no chemist, and its not like i wont do a shitton of research before jumping in to do anything

>>563950250
>darth invader

>>563957992
>painless
Bullshit,the frog doesn't feel that way.

>>563957654
This is another one of those really helpful diagrams. A few months ago my sparkwomb sent my crunchstick into a jam (it was very evident from looking under the car). I'm assuming I saved hundreds since I told the mechanic exactly what parts needed to be fixed. If you don't know what you're talking about, mechanics will always overcharge you.

Ended up paying only $200 for a crunchstick redraft.

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>>563957654
See-outy bit
>That actually cracked me

>>563955979
not sure if this is legit...

>>563958172
It's not a human you dickhead. That frog can't tell you that it doesn't hurt humans.

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>>563957790
Not an amerilard here too. Sorry I couldn't help you with your skullduggery.

>>563958357
Exactly my poin chap. You cannot be sure that its painless,until you tried it,and died. But then how wil you tell it?

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>>563957654
>guffpumper

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>>563958540

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>>563955957
Alright last one

>>563957342
Yeah, thats why firecrackers can be convenient given certain circumstances.

>>563958858
and blow up your microwave in the process,because its metal. Or just hold it under hot water for 5 seconds.

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Pretty sure some of the weedles in this thread may like this.

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>>563959002

>>563958858
>metal in microwave
k

>>563959002
Blow up your microwave? What are you fucking 2? This isn't the 1800s bud.

>>563956435
It is chloride gas you fucking retard.

>>563950025
>your welcome

Credibility gone

>>563959002
A lot of microwaves now are made to be safe with metals. Go microwave your spoon for an experimental five seconds if your nuker isn't older than 5 years old.

>>563959227
Well the last time i put metal in my microwave was in '97,and it blow up. Will not try again.

>>563959230
Jesus christ you're retarded, he was joking.

>>563954282
bullshit, not sustainable
you can't enter rem sleep right away, not how it fucking works, and even if it was sleeping 2 hours a night would still fuck you up.
dumbest shit I've ever read

>>563945050
mfw I have 20 minutes left in the refrigerator until I can take my feefee out

can't i just take it out now?

>>563950025
cancerous club-house text on the left but i can confirm this actually works on some machiens that look like that ( i tried 4 and only got 2)

>>563945050
>microwave for one minute
>microwave another 30 seconds
K.

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I suppose I'm off gentlemen. If you have any last requests, then I'll see if i have something like it.

>>563958161
underrated post

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>>563951287

>>563950250
B-but thats Qui Gon's hilt, you mongoloid.

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>inb4 nasa

>>563945050
it works.
It will break fairly easily. Most importantly, read the ingredients. its cornstarch, not cornflour like most people will try to use. Cornstarch is what they make baby powder out of when they dont use talc.

>>563960210
how to survive a shipwreck. step 1, get some bamboo (apparently we are shipwrecked while transporting pandas) and a sharp ass knife.

use the sharp knife to make the bambo into a 4 pronged stick. this dulls the knife, but hey, atleast you have pointy wood. you could tie a knife to a stick to make a spear, but that would be silly.

>>563945050
will this kill me if I try it? edgy anons stay away, helpful anons pls let me know if it's safe to try....

thx guys

>>563955957
If you try that you will die

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>>563960875
NASA doesn't give to fucks about that bub. The NSA will fuck you in the ass.

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>>563961164
Like I said before. I'm just posting shit I have. Obviously the smart idea would be to use the bamboo for water in a survival situation, but still.

>>563961265
yes, corn starch and water will kill you. rip

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>>563952546
Potassium Nitrate and suger will create a fuckton of smoke. You can also add titanium powder for sparkles.

You'd have to be fucking crazy to try the HS version at the bottom though. That shit is just as toxic as cyanide.

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>>563955957

i really gonna try to make this

my mom would love it...thanks dude!

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>>563958858
>microwave your spoon
Gonna post some lifehacks stuff

>>563945050
Dont do it, it makes mustard gas!!

>>563961462
Put that shit in my food. Died 3 times before I finished the meal. Don't do it, /b/.

>>563961164
Actually,using a knife to make several spears,is not a stupid idea if there are 5 survivors,and 1 knife.
I used this,but used fuckiing twigs form a tree,and i used one knife to make 5 simliar shits,then we cooked sasuges on campfire. Thoose were the days.

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>>563961591

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>>563961792

>>563959002

spoons wont spark, aluminum foil, forks, cds. those will spark up. google mythbusters microwave they even did an episode about this.

>>563945050
>enjoy your dick burning

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>>563961914

>>563961591
i actually used to this. when i was liek 19-20 yo
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>>563962061

>>563945050
instructions unclear, inserted penis 4/3 into fan

>>563962061
Hold handle. But also hold the third button. and then press the first button. Yea, I'll get on that with my 3 fucking hands.

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>>563962168
Cool
>>563962191

>>563962191
DOTS is the default password? thats like ubuntu making ubuntu the default password jeez

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>>563962061
>in brooklyn
>three separate pumps
>no fancy buttons

>>563954282
Are you fucking retarded? Surely you don't believe any of that drivel.

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>>563962432
Sorry
>>563962449

>>563952346

You know you can make a broom with straw, right? Unless you're in a major urban area it's pretty easy to get ahold of.

Or better yet, if you have a knife and time on your hands, you can whittle yourself one from a branch.

>>563952836
Are you retarded? Silencers aren't real. There are suppressors, but they don't completely silence the gun.

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>>563962502
Dat sucks mane
>>563962482
Okay
>>563962595
Any of you niggers gonna post shit as well?

>>563962853
>What are semantics

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>>563962886

>>563951136
Fucking amateurs.
Using rags is way to dangerous for the throwing person.
Instead, close the bottle with a cap and tie a tampax on the outside of the bottle. Soak it with zippo gasoline before lighting it and throw that shit, this will work as good as the rag and is much safer.

>>563962061
will this work? i dont want to go to jail. pls respond

>>563955120
>>563956790
bumping my request for a diy potassium cyanide, arsenic oxide or strychnine recipe

>>563963208
Idk try it, i doubt you'll go to jail
>>563963094

>>563963208
why the fuck would you go to jail if it doesnt work

>>563962662
Straw,in the middle of brooklyn.I guess i could find some,totally.

also,as i said,i have a shitload of bottles,i water someshit with them i have 17 2l bottles( i counted them up) and i only use like 9-10 of them. So i have the materials ready for this.

Also even if i would get a branch or straw in the middle of brooklyn,i have no idea HOW TO make a broom from thoose.

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>>563963397
Forgot pic

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>>563963094
Eat pineapple.

My gf says it tastes better???

>>563963452
>>563963208
I never saw a pump with buttons,here we have different pump for each type,but on my opinion you will just end up pouring all three type of fuel into your car.

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>>563963530
K
>>563963525

>>563963661
where the fuck do you live?

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>>563963916

>>563962432
you lock the gas handle in you fucking retard

>>563964054
If you reach the poor region of brooklyn,where the poor niggers live,go a little further,where the poorer niggers live,and after the last block,you will find a place,where not even the poorest people are willing to live,and you'll find my apartment. In beetwen the abandoned industrial areas that still reek of paint and shit,and crack houses. so yah. the local gas station has separate pumps.

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Easy money if you got a good amount of time on your hands.

>>563964146
Its totaly '91
You will not hotwire anything that was made after 95 with this technique.

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>>563956790
My grandfather was a goldsmith and watchmaker, and he had tons of the stuff lying around.

Potassium or sodium cyanide dissolve easily in water, and (because it's a salt) split into potassium/sodium ions and cyanide ions. The cyanide has a free electron pair that can coordinate with gold to form a temporary coordination complex.

In short, you can use this to easily strip gold paint or extract small gold particles with almost no loss.

>>563964878
yeah you'll need to tear up the underside of the dashboard now, not happening unless you got the time and privacy

>>563964863
>developer code
thats an iteresting name for an invite code m8.

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>>563964146

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>>563964863
I can vouch for this. Good stuff if you got nothing better to do.

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>>563965331

>>563958858
this might actually work on someone

>>563965016
even if that's true I'm sure the jewelers in my area would be instructed to not hand over cyanide to anyone
i need a recipe to either make it and buy only inconspicuous shit

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>>563965449
Have you tried asking them yet?
>>563965443

>>563965427
yeah,i do it if i'm on the subway or in waiting room.I kekd at the "developer code" tho'

>>563965672
>Have you tried asking them yet?
it's midnight here...

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>>563965672

>>563954458
how is this thread not down yet

>>563966078
Try it and you'll see.

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>>563966078
>only a fool would take anything posted here as fact
>>563965954
Im all out

>>563956256
install Ask Toolbar

funny, most of the time these threads are kill before the 5th post

I recommend r/lifehacks on reddit
the discussions and general site are embarrassing but the stickied post for the board is full of good stuff.

>>563949171
leleleelel Chlorine gas bomb leleleleleel

>>563950094
that's pretty cool.... i'm thinking of actually learning this now...

>>563959556
yes you can, it happens often when i stood up 2-3 days.

>>563949171
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0jcKjk6F1s

>>563964146
Brown is usually the horn 12+ I'm gonna go ahead and say you're trying to get me to blow the horn.

Source: I've installed 6; including my own, viper smart start modules.

>>563966324
great job moot no way can any consiquences come of this

>>563968212
This

>>563968008

>>563955546
Did somebody say jewpon thread?

>>563949793
Just tried this. Bitch to setup but felt pretty nice.
8/10

Do you guys have any simple butt stuff?

>>563951287
WHAT?

>>563963468

That's why I put the qualifier "if you're not in a major urban area." I've never been there, but I'm pretty sure Brooklyn qualifies as a major urban area.

You seriously never go anywhere where you can pick up a fallen branch? Every other urban area I've been to (and there's been quite a few) has at least had relatively easy access to sticks, but I've never been to NYC so I'll take your word on it.

As far as not knowing how to do it, that's what google's for. Brooms are a prehistoric invention, and there's tons of info on making them.

Twigs (the whittled kind, not the tiny branches) make the best brooms - that bottle broom will be mediocre at best.

>>563951604
>>563951798
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHd5FqV7avE
Mustard gas is C4H8Cl2S, there is no ammonia in there......

>>563949793
naw, there is a better one that that and all you do is use one glove.

tie the pinky and thumb off.
turn it inside out
blow it up then push the middle finger through to be inline with the wrist of the glove
let the air out and take a ziptie and use the ziptie around the wrist of the glove and the middle finger
this should be air tight if you do it right
now bight a small hole in either the index or ring finger
take a pen tip to use as a funnel so you can blow up the glove
once blown up to a good size the middle finger should be your fuck hole
tie the index and ring finger of the glove togehter so its airtight
lube up that hole and fuck away.

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>>563957654
my sides..

>>563967929
Seriously don't do this, as it makes little stenciled out paper people laying on the ground

>>563959556

it feels like a zombie everyday for about 2 weeks

but after that barrier, you're godlike.

>>563945050

>pringles can
>foam
>condom or glove
>lube

way better anon. especially if its ribbed foam like that shit that looks wavy. makes you instacum and then sometimes makes you take forever but enjoy it. only downside is how nasty the condom or glove gets after repeated use.

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>>563955075

> amphetamine with nos

any in the butt stuff guys?

>>563952836
I'm not 100% sure if I'm correct or not, but don't you have to have ammo that doesn't break the speed of sound for a suppressor to work? Subsonic ammo I believe it's called.

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>>563971608

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>>563953380
I thin poor spics in mexico came up with this.

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>>563963525
who the fuck calls spring onion "green onion"?

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>>563958858
i once put my kebap within the tin foil into the microwave...

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>>563959443
Confirmed for retardation

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>>563972619
Thank you

>>563964863

> lifehack 382
> using distant numbers to not get attention
> developer code
> developer
> code
> code

>>563968269
okay. i need your help
they NEVER go to the tinyurl
how do i get around this?

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>>563964863
Is this legit? I could really use some extra cash...

>>563951816
you shouldnt break the law faggot

>>563963530
wholly batshit... that is in Incheon .. I was just there

>>563973820
Yes, but you need to devote a good amount of time to it. You're getting paid for trying out different apps so it's actually fun for some people. (hence its rising popularity).

>>563973820
I wouldn't count on it. Have a look on Google, see what others have said about it.

Sorry many.

>>563973749
Maybe try using some alternative to tinyurl. That could make things less suspicious.

>>563955141
It is chloramine, the bulb idea could be used with other devices like sulfuric acid potassium chlorate molotov cocktails.

>>563972976
Does this work? Man I'd be the coolest kid in school.

>>563957884
Too be honest, that looks to complicated for me just to execute someone. Crucifixion or beheading are so much simpler and have a greater shock value

ASS

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>>563973820
sure, it's legit, but try this 'developer code' instead
also, don't expect loads of cash right away

>>563962061
and then the clerk walks out and is like "what the fuck are you doing". The gas pump controller will be beeping like crazy and youll look like an idiot for trying to steal gas in 2014.

>>563976016
SPAM! reported too.