ITT: I construct surprises for my wife's vagine.
Here we have the perfectly normal tampon from its wrapper.
I must be very careful to open the noise maker.
I take out the fluff, and very careful to cut through to remove the explosive part.
The explosive part is removed with success!
it shoots confetti out when you pull the string like so
When the string is pulled, the confetti stuff are shot out from the front!
No, it does not.
Now you can see that the explosive looks like a small tampon, but a woman would not confuse the two things! So we must improve.
I love you OP
le posting in epic bread
They are not mine.
I also aplogize for the timestamp being so earlier than now. I had to do other things (eat dinner) in the meantime.
So as you saw I removed the string of the tampon, and I have cut the string of the explosion. Now they are tied as one.
this fucking thread is gold
Thanks OP, continue
Posting in LEGENDARY thread.
I cannot know yet. It would be impossible to trick her into immediately inserting a tampon that I suspiciously hand to her while holding a camera.
It will not destroy the vagina! It will merely cause surprise.
Now I connect the explosive to the main tampon with tape.
Someone screenshot this shit.
Best thread of the week.
>Local woman dies from vaginal explosion from mentally retarded husband
Camera was fixed on tripod. I had to shoot video and make screen captures, or I would have not been able to accomplish this.
Perhaps you are right, I will test on animal(s) as well?
Professional tip: Impossible to get the string back in, so I will use zip tie to guide it!
You will see, this is the prototype phase. Patience my /b/rother.
...Would be headline in southern newspaper if you tried such a thing!
This shit is why I still come to /b
It is not so hard to pull. But the proof will be pudding!
Completion! Now it is set to go.
But I feel the design is not good. The string is too short, the tape will be too obvious. Even though it would not be visible, she would feel it!
Wouldn't it technically be an implosion?
So, let me get this straight. You put the explosive inside the actual tampon, she inserts it, bleeds all over it and when she goes to pull it out it explodes? The chances are high that the blood will seep into the explosive itself, get it wet and ruin it.
She will have a good laugh and plan her revenge.
Thank you! Wife has a tight vagine. Then again, tampons are not that wide, so effort is unknown to me in her case.
To test the pulling power required, I destroy this prototype. It was not hard to pull.
I dont think when she pulls on it it will go off. some of those fuckers take some effort. i doubt it will be lodge up there hard enough to require the force needed to set it off
OP, dab some clear nail polish on the explosive bit to make it water proof. I'm not sure if that will cause a fire or not, but that doesn't sound like my problem.
Here you go. Sorry if its small i had to resize it for it was too big.
OP slowly ascending to god status
I may be having a heart attack.
Also, OP, please implement one of these into your legendary technology
This is gonna be fucking amazing.
As I say, perhaps this will be true. I will have to wrap it in plastic for final design, perhaps. But it is too late, because second prototype is already for posting.
This is my idea by patent. If you have pasta, paste pasta.
Tape held explosion to tampon. It made a great noise, but almost no damage. Just some smoke. As I say, this is for surprise and not for purposes of destroying sex holes.
>almost no damage
This. Get a small aluminum flashlight and open it, removing any batteries. Get the cap you unscrewed and drill a tiny hole in it. Fill the flashlight with matchheads and get the explosive-string assembly you dissected from the noisemaker, putting the string through the hole you drilled in the cap. Screw the cap on the flashlight very tightly, with the string tapering from the hole. Insert flashlight in your anus until it is almost completely engulfed, with only the cap and the string visible. Pull the string.
It is not b8 m9! I share this idea in the hopes that it may be improved, and that women will be made to fear tampons for all of time. For teh humour!
But now back to serious business: I begin construction of less obtrusive design that will solve many problems.
In future testing it might be a good idea to try to get it to fire right from the applicator. Basically turn the applicator into the new housing for the little firework so when she goes to push the actual tampon in all she gets is explosion and confetti.
>mfw op's wife gon by op a flesh light with a grenade build in it as revange
You faggots need to stop expiring this thread faster than you need to by repeating how "EPIC" this "BREAD" is. Fucking newnigs.
It it likely that you could, if you use a weapon of some kind. It is not very robust an orifice.
I split the tampon open. This will allow explosives to be totally concealed. It will allow only the "tampon string" to be shown from the end. It will be perfection.
Holy shit OP this shit's more dank than kush
when is your waifus period?
Not bad, OP. Not bad at all.
She will get explosion and spahgetti if she does this in the public bathrooms!
I did not gradate technical college, so I am "or something".
I do not wear my ring when working on delicate matters.
We are almost to the end!
Hey OP, if I were you I would decline any and all blowjobs from your wife in the next 80 years.
Mfw this thread. Op, you are becoming more of a legend with each passing second.
> Ovary poppers
My fucking sides have left orbit
Now I feel that to solve the "wetness problem" that we have discussed, perhaps glue will both hold the explosion to place and also coat it with waterproofing.
The glue will not soak through the cardboard. I am an expert woodworker. And as well, cardboardworker.
>no wedding ring
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Thread was not epic
Toasting in an epic bread
Sadly it has passed approximately one week ago. That is part of what gave me this scheme!
No. It is Sally Mae. My parents were cruel users of cheap finance.
It is clear that you do not understand the marital contract and why this is of no concern.
I am not cutting the explosion tube! I merely push it in deep with the knife side!
>blow off his fingers
>with a childrens toy
holy fuck toasting in epic bread
Nigger now is not the time for spiderman. This is important.
You said you had to preshoot the video and take screenshots to get these pictures, but you are also fixing problems /b/ has noticed in real time.
Give me time and I will post ring as proof. If this means so much.
It would be impossible! The explosion is small.
Sealed in for its journey.
another woman here
difficulty in tampon will depend on how heavy her flow is that day. it'll have lest resistance and be more saturated/likely to fizzle out from moisture if she's ragging hard
best to get her on a light day, OP, toward the beginning or end of a period
just fucking go with it faggot
This fucking thread is incredible.
Or the guy who stepped in his own shit thinking he'd get 150$ but /b/ payed him 6 cents then they found his Facebook and sent the pictures to his mom
Why not just post ayyy lmao with allen heads? It would help equally.
I had forseen the challenges of /b/! It is summer, and I may be one quarter gay, and that is the essence of it all, do you not think?
I will, thank you.
STUFFED INTO THE TUBE, it is ready to go! I used the zip tie as before, but I have skipped the image to show it. You would be bored.
you have my attention
we need more freethinkers like this man.
may I add a suggestion?
watch her squirm.
She does not get emotional at the time of her menses! It is one of her striking qualities.
Where? In what? It is the same as a tampon in the end.
And so here we are, that is as far as I have taken it until now.
Does /b/ have any suggestions? I give this design freely to you. I encourage all to make many vaginas surprised by it!
Do you know those trick packs of gum that snap when you pull, kind of like a tiny mousetrap? Could you use something like that to cause the same snapping sound without any explosion?
my god its beautiful, here, have a butt
your wife gon' do this
This thread gave me a boner
test tampon with butthole
So why not!?
Maybe. Maybe she will find it amusing.
Hmm, so everything is under the sun that has been thought of.
Yes. I will be happy to gouge it out.
I will try, but that will have to be for another tread.
fuck off nsa
I'm pointing out that the filename means that the file was saved from 4chan, and not original.
Shut your fucking mouth, you cock goblin.
Not many blowjobs.
She is white, and 1.57 meters tall. (Just kidding, 5 foot 2 is the real way to say it!) 7/10 because she will not see this thread.
It would not surprise me, though.
And now we play the waiting game.
This is legendary shit
>She is white, and 1.57 meters tall. (Just kidding, 5 foot 2 is the real way to say it!) 7/10 because she will not see this thread.
OP was good today
I didnt want to start a new thread because it wouldve gotten lost in the depths.
Whats that green dot on spotify?
how is op taking these photos
both his hands are in the photos
The eyes of a furbie looks like fortune cookies in a thumbnail. MAKE THIS KNOWN.
My assessment is that the end of the pooper string will not show from the end of the vagine.
But you bring up a good point: Perhaps the small string will cause chaffing and/or cutting to her hole! That is not desirable.
I was one step ahead, but good that we are of one mind!
Yes, please archive. I want to be able to again produce the design when sober, and remember my comment-instructions.
naw its those fucking go pros best buys been throwing to the public.
TITS OR GTFO CUNT!!!!! HoW DARE YOU INSULT SWEET LEADER!!
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