Let's get on with lolis
school sucked, need moar loli
Do we have to?
A formidable taste, Sir
still going to school? i will ignore the R18 on 4chan for now and just tell you this:
fuck whatever you can fuck around you!
all these chances will never come back
My magic orb says...:
>is this nigga srs.loli
yes welcome back! post some more sperm shots of yourself
I always trust the magic 8 ball.
I'm always serious.
womyns are womyns and lolis are lolis
>why not both?
Nigga this ain't wincest this is good clean lolicon fuck off
>wanting to fuck womyn
ewww, I'll stick to lolis.
No, sorry mr spiderman
fuck womyn, love lolis
??????????? but I can't post there.
Yeah, the magic loli ball tells all truths.
What if I told you I would rather love lolis in both aspects, but gently.
loli uber alles
then i would agree with you
are you a nazi?
Why aren't you speaking glorious nippon moonrunes?
Ore wa oshiri no rori ga daisuki dayo
>yfw you'll never take your loli out
>not liking nazi lolis
>yfw you will never enjoy a nice night at home together
>yfw you will never pat her head after she bakes you a cake
Haven't got much "western"
Plus, I love all lolis
loli ist liebe.
loli ist leban.
World is cruel.
then get more of her?
>yfw you will never buy her a pair of headphones
>yfw you will never see her develop a taste in music
>yfw you will never experience seeing her smile, run up to you, hug you and say "Anon, thank you so much for these headphones!"
no idea and link totally not related
>tfw loli cousin has a crap taste in music
i will fix her.
hey don't peek!
you cant. modern lolis are broken.
But I like to peek
not with that attitude, canada-kun
she's my loli and i'll shape her into a decent human being if i want to
"Fine, take a look, you idiot!"
I always post this pic in every loli thread, hoping someone else out there has a boner for little guns like I do.
Rumia she eats humans.
Cirno is a fairy. She is at least 60 y.o. by canon.
Touhou universe gets me confused about this loli thing, by not being loli.
Guns are dangerous, you know that, don't you?
By the time lolis reach logic thinking and reason they're no longer lolis.
at least where I come from.
"Am I getting fat, Anon?"
canada is a strange land, indeed
>Guns are dangerous, you know that, don't you?
Only in the hands of an untrained autist. My cousin is 11 and has superb grip control and decent grouping. My 46yo uncle is a fat ignorant shit-brick who can't even grow vegetables properly. never held a gun in his life. It's all in the training.
Ignorant chil-looking diety maniac who eats humans is cute. It just gets me confused whether they count as loli anymore.
No, you are a beautiful little loli, and once you start to grow you will be a beautiful lady one day. And I hope that will be a long time from now.
I just have to check something I swear
Live in europe, only gun safety I know is hide and call 112. Never seen a gun in my 26 years tough, so I never tested that strategy.
ke-ta master fucking artist
i'm an american and i've only held a real gun once and i've only shot a bow and a bb gun
Oh God, my therapist has arrived
Don't worry, never had it, never missed it. If I want gun-action I'll put on a Hollywood movie.
Indeed. Sadly his older stuff isn't anywhere to be found and I missed out the chance to buy the newest 2 "books".
Feels bad man.
'Murrican. Only thing I can agree about with autistic murricans is guns.
Own a little pistol, and I intend on getting my CHL to carry it around like a faggot.
What is this magic?
Except for the millions of black market guns (and knives) that all your criminal gangs illegally buy off the black market and kill cops and people with because they are the only ones who have them.
>B-b-but we told them they were banned!
>Believing criminals obey gun control laws
>Believing your lying commie govt when they say gun crimes never happen anymore, as they hastily mop up a large pool of drive-by victims.
They are most of the time not cute /imo
Heh. It's a magical golf ball
>is that a golf ball?
It's called stereoscopic
Not many criminals actually buy guns faggot. Guns are practically only used in high value robberies.
If you want to mug someone you're better off using a fucking knife here, because if they catch you with a gun you're fucked for life. Also, who's gonna buy an expensive as fuck gun just to use for petty crimes?
speaking of laws, aparently lolis are banned down here in kangarooland. except I've been surfing these threads and sankakucomplex for the past 4-5 years and not a single peep O.o
>an expensive as fuck gun
A decent enough pistol shouldn't run more than $200-$300. Don't need much more than that for armed robberies.
I don't know how many robbers invest in military grade weapons...
Because it hates you
>yfw you will never see her come home, excited as all hell to show you something
>yfw you will never see her put on a pair of buruma
>yfw you will never see her show off her butt in her buruma
>yfw you will never hear her ask "Sooooo, what do you think? Cute, huh?"
Holy shit the Epcot ball inside disney has Lolis inside?
All the times I've been on that gay ride it just puts around and you stare at stupid animatronics.
>If you want to mug someone you're better off using a fucking knife here
Oh shit! A guy has a knife pulled on me! Better pull my pist- oh wait guns are banned. Better pull my self-defense knife inste- oh shit those are banned too. W-wait, then how did he get a knife?! Doesn't he know the law?
Black market europe prices are slightly higher. Investigated once in buying one (lived in a bad neighborhood *sandniggers*) and the simplest was going to cost me €500, including ammo
>implying a black market gun costs 300 dollars
Nigger please, what the fuck are you even talking about? 300 dollars isn't even 230 euros, do you really think a highly illegal and hard to acquire contraband doesn't even cost that much? Pretty much proves you're talking out of your ass, also proven by the hurr cop killing. Cops almost never get shot at here, and unlike in amurrica, they don't have to have twitchy trigger fingers because everyone potentially has a gun, so they don't have to shoot random niggers so another chimpout can begin.
"did she just..."
>2nd best yuri pairing of that series
Most laws in most countries are just for show. Don't flaunt it and you'll never be bothered.
If you want to mug someone, it's best to do it non-confrontational. Sneaky is best weapon.
Well, they can afford the big guns.
They can even get permission to use tanks and US military equipment if the US military propagandists like their scripts.
I can go three neighborhoods down, walk into some dude's house, he's licensed to sell weapons out of his home, and buy a decent 9mm with 10 boxes of ammo for less than €500. Though, the gas prices getting there and back would probably even it out.
Oh right, I need to play the fandisk of HnM.
Thanks for reminding me Anon.
Yell for help, people usually help each other here. Attention scares most robbers.
>implying sandniggers buy guns
Like I said, if you're going to get mugged, it will be with fists or a knife. Not a gun. If a sandnigger gets caught with a fucking illegal firearm, know what happens? Their entire family gets deported to sandniggerstan. They don't want that.
what have you done anon
Still, never seen a gun (outside movies, police guns , games) never needed a gun or knife, even in the bad neighborhood. So why should I care for a gun.
And if I'm mugged with fists or a knife, I will pull out my gun and tell him to stand down. And if he doesn't, than he's fucking retarded and I'm going chlorinate the gene pool with said gun. And not a single fuck will be given that day, because I wasn't raised to be a delicate little european snowflake who will shit his pants and lispily cry for help for the sake of preserving a human life that doesn't deserve saving.
What's stopping me from having fists or a knife? Those are also way less lethal. They're basically only intimidation, because what happens if they catch a sandnigger that stabbed someone? Their entire family gets thrown on a plane back to sandniggerstan, ready to be raped by IS(IS). They don't want that.
>Tfw you finally finished torrenting a game, but you shit laptop can't run it properly so it lags like hell
That scenario assumes almost everyone can buy a gun. If you can buy a gun, your mugger can buy a gun. Are you really that stupid you believe you can shoot someone while they already have a gun against your head?
>bought a microsoft surface pro 3
>wanted to use it productively...
>using it for eroge and fapping
Not saying you should at all. In fact, if you can go your entire life not firing a gun, being fired at, seeing one, it's not a big deal.
I don't like either side of the gun debate. One side, I'm pretty sure, fuck the barrels of their guns, the other side has orgies around burning piles of guns.
I like the idea of being able to send a projectile from point A, to a distant point B, in seconds - only reason I have one. That and it doesn't hurt to own one.
>if it's legal, of course
>not spending $2K on a loli-machine
You wouldn't have that problem if you did.
>playing games on a laptop
happened to me back in '99, finally downloaded the Age of Empires II demo (slow connection 2+ hours). needs 32 mb ram. Only had 28.
You mentioning torrents reminded me of a loli vid I torrented the other day, would be lost to my never ending loli folder had I forgotten for good, thanks.
Muggers don't mug people if there is a risk that person may be armed. Muggers go to places where they know people will have their gaurds down and probably not be armed. Banning guns and gun-free zones is just putting up a sign saying "Fists, knife, or stolen gun, take your pic! None of these people have anything! Happy hunting!"
However living in a place where every person you see potentially has a gun means you aren't going to bother any of their asses.
"why is he just looking at me like that"
The point is, there you are right, there is no good line. Of course there are shootouts here, but allowing everyone to have a gun will not solve the problem. But not allow it still allows some shootings. There is no golden middle road, so you can at best try to go with the flow, and live your life. In my opinion
what do you mean? its an awesome device
Those proportions physically hurt me.
fuck you Archivist not all of use have money.
I'm saving money, but that shit costs $2,000 and minimum wage isn't helping
i am poor, but torrenting is the fucking best, games run fine, but i have a shitty laptop some no fun for me.
Hard to find erotic scenes
>the cute ones are easy though
The damage has been done, and it's not going to be reversed anytime soon.
I was 11, and I cried
Yeah right, because if you shoot a random nigger that mugs/attacks you, you totally won't be a monster/threathened/etc right? coughZimmermancough
I've only seen webms of 3dpd and I don't think anyone would appreciate that anyway.
People shoot niggers trying to commit crimes here all the time. Honestly I have no idea why Ferguson is so damn big. We've been shooting them in the middle of crimes since the plantation days.
>28mb of ram
>dual 12MB sticks
This is just hilarious to me.
>I'm saving money, but that shit costs $2,000 and minimum wage isn't helping
Actually, I'm helping a friend build a gaming computer right now. His budget is $800 and I have one at around $6-700 set up for him.
Nothing grandiose, but it works all the same.
it was more like 32MB installed but only 28MB usable back then... DOS and himem drivers took a toll... you had to actually have more than 40MB installed for 32MB games
Dual 14mb, actually.
>can't do simple math
It's been a pleasure hanging out here for a bit, but I've family over, and have been shut in my room for a while now. I'm off!
Peace be upon you kids.
May the loli treat you all well.
that image reminds me of a thread I saw a while back of these male sex toys that were shaped and dressed in anime figures like hatsune and whatnot. I wanted to get one.