Hey /b/, does anybody else shit in the shower and then press it down with their feet down the drain? Or is it just me
I AM AWESOME AND YOU ARE NOT
SUCK IT LOSER
why the fuck would you do that
jesus christ there's a toilet in the bathroom for a reason you cretin
If it would wash the smell away I'd happily do it, but that's just bad man, that smell would stick for ages, not just to your shower, but to your fucking feet.
I exclusively shit in the shower, despite having a fully-functioning toilet. I usually don't shit WHILE taking a shower though, because the bulk of my feces would result in a pool of crap water at my feet.
I'd rather squat when I shit because it's better on my system. When I'm done, I usually hit it with a light stream of hot water so it breaks down. If it's got a lot of bulk, I cut it up beforehand.
some of you cunts are weird
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Don't knock it until you've tried it. When you get used to it, squatting is better than sitting when it comes to dropping loads.
My shower's drain sieve is detachable so it can go right down.
>mfw don't need to stomp it down
jesus fucking christ
Its disgusting and when the people who share a shower find out they will chase you naked down the street before lighting you on fire. However, as the water goes to the same place, just make sure you put an awful lot of water down afterwards as there is no water trap in the shower and it will reek. Also use regular bleach as the residue will create some very nasty bugs
That's some neanderthal shit right there. We developed toilets and sewer systems so we wouldn't have to stand in our own shit and piss, but here we are in 2014 with some freaks fucking it up.
OP what the actual fuck
Still confused as to why anyone would do this.
If I were magically the ruler of the entire earth and everything I said was law, I'd have everyone who ever did this murdered.
fuck you OP, you're like that half inbred retarded autist child on the schoolbus who would wipe his snot on people
>mfw i reverse image search this
>mfw when i realise this is oc
>mfw you are so disgusting even /b/ thinks you're sick
OP, what the fuck?
I do this with my hands, after cleaning my rubber pants in which I took a shit.
I'm a rubber and scat fetishist.
Not everyday, but if I'm late for work and have to shit while I'm in the shower, I just clench up and blow that shit right out of my ass all over the tub and hope it goes down the drain. If not, I clean the rest whenever I get home. It prevents my cat from pissing in the tub at least, he's scared of the shit.
some people.... i don´t get it
There is a reason why they invented this you autistic fuck
see you're trolling, but OP is not.... OP has photo evidence that he's a sick, sick demented fuck
i try to quote all of you guys but you are too much
WHY IS /b/ SO FULL OF OF PUSSIES NOWDAYS ??? IF YOU DON'T PUSH DOWN YOUR POOPOO IN THE SHOWER, YOU'RE THE WEIRD ONE. It's like common sense, you filthy animals, you like showering and then take a shit after ? Guess what ? YOU'RE DOING IT COMPLETELY WRONG !!!!!111
I do that too, but I don't touch the shit with my hands. IF I do it (usually when I feel sick and like I have diarea anyway) I usually break of the lid of a shampoo bottle and use that to press the shit down.
i see you are a fan of poo shooing. also, i couldn't do it even if i wanted to. my shit comes in 2 forms, shitty bludgeons of kurmadoggen, and that acid that transformed the teenage mutant ninja turtles mixed with last weeks left over chili.
it's not a very good idea, and I only do it when I'm having some anal fun and, well, I have an accident
This is indeed relevant to my interests. TY OP!
Just out of curiosity I will bump, but seriously OP just go sit on the damn toilet. You say you press it down with your feet. So you clean your feet either with a wash cloth or with your hands. If with a wash cloth, don't tell me you use that same one for your body. If your hands don't tell me you take the washcloth without washing them first.
i have no words here
you already know you're a disgrace to mankind
I have done it twice before out of necessity. First time I was having bowel trouble and accidentally shit myself while showering. Second time I was in a hotel room with a girl, had terrible cramps, but found our toilet was clogged, so I diarrhead in the shower. Both times required me to push some chunks down, not pleasant.
whole thread in one pic
<-- you and OP
You sick, sick person.
what the nigger tits.
>yfw you realise that there are actually people like that among us
>yfw you realise that you are shaking hands with the shit-waffler near the water cooler
Threads like these are why I come to 4chan.
That would be so inconvenient since I tend to do this (pic related)
That's not right