Hey /b/, does anybody else shit in the shower and then press

I do this with my cum

>>563466016
Just you. Time to an hero.

and some people wonder why they never get any girls
jesus fucking christ

thats pretty weird dude

that would smell so fucking BAD, i can barely stand my fucking farts in there. you're fucked cunt

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LOL

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>>563466016
I AM AWESOME AND YOU ARE NOT

SUCK IT LOSER

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>>563466016

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>>563466016
why the fuck would you do that

jesus christ there's a toilet in the bathroom for a reason you cretin

Nope [spoiler]I have a more open drain no need to stamp[/spoiler]

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>>563466016

I take metamucil 2 - 3 times a day. If I don't need to shit when I wake up I am primed and ready to go halfway through my morning coffee.

Am I on tumblr?

>>563466016
ive done it a few ties mybe once every 3mo or so. its never a good idea.

I shit in my hand throw it in the toilet from the shower

feelsbadman when you miss

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>>563466016

>>563466016

I believe that's called making a waffle.

It's common in college dorm showers.

>>563466016
It is just you

>>563466463
Actually in a lot of countries the toilet and shower/bath are in different rooms. Stop being such an ignorant newfag

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>>563466016

>>563466016
If it would wash the smell away I'd happily do it, but that's just bad man, that smell would stick for ages, not just to your shower, but to your fucking feet.

I exclusively shit in the shower, despite having a fully-functioning toilet. I usually don't shit WHILE taking a shower though, because the bulk of my feces would result in a pool of crap water at my feet.

I'd rather squat when I shit because it's better on my system. When I'm done, I usually hit it with a light stream of hot water so it breaks down. If it's got a lot of bulk, I cut it up beforehand.

>>563466632
>newfag

This doesn't mean what you think it means.

>>563466016
Did you take a shower and shit in it, then took a picture of you waffling that shit down the drain for the sole purpose of this thread?

>>563466261
Or friends.

>>563466786
no, he already said he does it all the time, so it's more like just taking a pic of his daily life

>>563466601
This.

>>563466901
Must've been an expensive water-proof camera.

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>>563466734

>>563467085
Idk about other manufacturers but some of the new samsung phones are waterproof, his mom probably bought it for him for his 16th birthday

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>>563466601
some of you cunts are weird

>>563466016

Done it once, grossed myself out.

>neveragain.jpg

>>563466597
this
done it a few times but it's easier to get out of the shower and dry the bathroom afterwarts then to clean the whole shower

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>>563466016
Captcha Amusement ngdoopa

>>563467096
Don't knock it until you've tried it. When you get used to it, squatting is better than sitting when it comes to dropping loads.

My shower's drain sieve is detachable so it can go right down.

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>>563466016

>>563467698
This guy gets it, its not like i do it all the time but shitting while squatting is so much better

only when i fuck my ass in the shower. Though I leave a grocery bag handy to move the shit once im done so not too much goes in the drain.

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>>563466016
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0R72yTTiDMf

>>563468043
Are you just going through all these threads doing vocaroo responses?

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jesus fucking christ

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>>563468226
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MVu6CDe21K

>>563466016
I do yes. It's just easier that way don't have to get the toilet seat all wet and slip all around it while trying to shit.

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>mfw don't need to stomp it down

>>563468043
are you that voice guy from youtube?

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>>563466016
jesus fucking christ

>>563466016
do you post on /pol/?

>>563466016
I do this.
sometimes I'm too lazy to do it.
a month ago I was about to ask if anybody else did this.

>>563468376
Why are you breaking free from your text-based existence oh, vocanon

>>563466016
When I shit in the shower I pick it up and put it in the toilet

>>563467443
Fuck off normalfag

>>563466016
You are not a human.

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>>563466016

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_CFuYi1uOk

>>563468668
I do this when its like, really much like to much to press it down

Why is nobody saging?

>>563469095
Because this kind of shit is educational fuck tard

>>563469095
because we are lesion

>>563468954
Damn he used to be pretty skinny, I mean compared to now

>>563469289
Right?

>>563466016
Its disgusting and when the people who share a shower find out they will chase you naked down the street before lighting you on fire. However, as the water goes to the same place, just make sure you put an awful lot of water down afterwards as there is no water trap in the shower and it will reek. Also use regular bleach as the residue will create some very nasty bugs

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>>563466016
/b/....goddamit..

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>>563466016

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>>563468654
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1naWhWHFRWM

>>563469385
I do this after

>>563466016
I'v done it a couple of time, when I was younger

>>563466261
That's some neanderthal shit right there. We developed toilets and sewer systems so we wouldn't have to stand in our own shit and piss, but here we are in 2014 with some freaks fucking it up.

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>>563466016
OP what the actual fuck

>>563469741
This this 40x zoom this

>>563466016
Still confused as to why anyone would do this.
If I were magically the ruler of the entire earth and everything I said was law, I'd have everyone who ever did this murdered.

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>>563466016
fuck you OP, you're like that half inbred retarded autist child on the schoolbus who would wipe his snot on people

>>563469450
I officially dub thee vocanon. When I summon you, will you come?

>>563470190
Nah i'm a normal guy... I just had to share this with my /b/ruhs ??

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>mfw i reverse image search this
>mfw when i realise this is oc
>mfw you are so disgusting even /b/ thinks you're sick

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>>563470269
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NUWEP6Z5k2

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>OP

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Ya nasty

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OP, what the fuck?

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I do this with my hands, after cleaning my rubber pants in which I took a shit.

I'm a rubber and scat fetishist.

>>563470829
What?

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>>563470676
kek

>>563466016
Not everyday, but if I'm late for work and have to shit while I'm in the shower, I just clench up and blow that shit right out of my ass all over the tub and hope it goes down the drain. If not, I clean the rest whenever I get home. It prevents my cat from pissing in the tub at least, he's scared of the shit.

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>>563468471
>>563466016
some people.... i don´t get it

>>563466016
i've heard that pretty many do this
i no do it

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>>563466016

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>>563467698
There is a reason why they invented this you autistic fuck

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>>563472353
see you're trolling, but OP is not.... OP has photo evidence that he's a sick, sick demented fuck

YOU ARE GOOD AND LOVELY VOCANON

>>563472701
>see you're trolling
except I'm not

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>>563472776

>>563471780
No your mentally ill.

>>563470489
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aOctA41xh6

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>>563466016

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>>563466016

i try to quote all of you guys but you are too much

WHY IS /b/ SO FULL OF OF PUSSIES NOWDAYS ??? IF YOU DON'T PUSH DOWN YOUR POOPOO IN THE SHOWER, YOU'RE THE WEIRD ONE. It's like common sense, you filthy animals, you like showering and then take a shit after ? Guess what ? YOU'RE DOING IT COMPLETELY WRONG !!!!!111

I gotta shit again soon, anyone care for a time stamped pic? If you guize can keep this thread alife..

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>>563466016

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>>563466016
I do that too, but I don't touch the shit with my hands. IF I do it (usually when I feel sick and like I have diarea anyway) I usually break of the lid of a shampoo bottle and use that to press the shit down.

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>>563473684

>>563466016
i see you are a fan of poo shooing. also, i couldn't do it even if i wanted to. my shit comes in 2 forms, shitty bludgeons of kurmadoggen, and that acid that transformed the teenage mutant ninja turtles mixed with last weeks left over chili.

>>563466016
>>>/r9k/

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>>563466016

>>563474381
kek'd

>>563466016
uhh...

I thought I was the only one.

>>563473684
hue

I just remove the thingy and squat over. That's only sometimes though. I have had to do a bit of hand pushing though.

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>>563466016
.... yes?

it's not a very good idea, and I only do it when I'm having some anal fun and, well, I have an accident

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>>563466016

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>>563466016

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>>563466016
This is indeed relevant to my interests. TY OP!

>>563473684
insert lizard huehueing here

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>>563466016

>>563466734
>If it's got a lot of bulk, I cut it up beforehand.
>Cut it up beforehand
>Cut it up
Umm.......I don't even want to know

You toilet shitters need to check your privilege.

Ah the waffle stomp

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>>563466016
>>563466601
>>563467698
>>563468668

>>563468452
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzOLF0F77d4

>>563474357
Just out of curiosity I will bump, but seriously OP just go sit on the damn toilet. You say you press it down with your feet. So you clean your feet either with a wash cloth or with your hands. If with a wash cloth, don't tell me you use that same one for your body. If your hands don't tell me you take the washcloth without washing them first.

>>563474357
OP pls

go to fucking bed jason

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>>563466016
i have no words here

you already know you're a disgrace to mankind

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>>563466016

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>>563466016

>>563469450
YOU HAVE THE VOICE OF AN ANGEL

wow 4chan really is.... going to shit ...........

My morning ritual is to take a shit, then hop in the shower and clean out my ass, then hands, then proceed to normal shower.

>>563470190
I had a kid like that on my bus when I was in school. I slapped him and he stopped.

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>>563466016

>>563473684
http://niceme.me/

I have done it twice before out of necessity. First time I was having bowel trouble and accidentally shit myself while showering. Second time I was in a hotel room with a girl, had terrible cramps, but found our toilet was clogged, so I diarrhead in the shower. Both times required me to push some chunks down, not pleasant.

>>563476485
niceme.me/

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>>563466070
whole thread in one pic
>>mfw

>>563469450
I came

Sometimes I shit into my hand and fling it into the toilet.

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>>563477464
<-- you and OP

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>>563466016
You sick, sick person.

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>>563466016
what the nigger tits.

>>563466016
its your thing op. just do what you like. who i am to judge other people?

>>563466632
>a lot of countries

AND IN INDIA THEY BATHE IN A RIVER FULL OF DEAD ANIMALS YOU MONGREL

Eating springrolls and drinking redbull, this is not good for my stomach

Captcha : must going

>>563466016
>>563466016
>yfw you realise that there are actually people like that among us
>yfw you realise that you are shaking hands with the shit-waffler near the water cooler

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>>563478830

>>563478830
Ur mom's a shit waffler.

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Threads like these are why I come to 4chan.

>>563466016
>>563466601
>>563466734
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-TMIqHGhVE

>>563478880
>shit again

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>>563466632
That would be so inconvenient since I tend to do this (pic related)

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nice, OP

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>>563466016

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That's not right

>>563469450
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qfCFQxzrV0