can we get a fat hate thread going?

You really hate your mom a lot, don't ya?

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>>563431356

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>>563431356
Yes.

>>563431356
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>>563433108
fucking shit, pic

>>563432836
should change the "health at every size"
>>563433195
but I love these

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86Ap9c9tALc&app=desktop

>>563432592
Oh, snap!

>>563431356
The only logical explanation for that shirt is it has something to do with competitive eating.

>>563433085
i'm afraid to ask for sauce

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>>563431356
Fucking fatties.

>>563433585
I can't find the video for that shit, but I've seen it before. Name?

>>563431356
That shirt confused me for a moment.

>>563434008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6mMpE8AaA0

I fucking hate the term "BBW" like seriously anyone who fucking uses that should be banned from naming porn videos.

>>563434851
Dat name privacy tho

Watch this if you'd like to be informed about how fat people are bankrupting medicare (250 billion due to type 2 diabetes):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceFyF9px20Y

>>563434851

>i can clearly see the name Jim Jeffries

>Few years ago, still working at grocery store
> Huge fat bitch who is incredibly rude
> I'm bringing in the carts, witness her waddle out from behind her car into the path of another car
> Car stops just in time, fat bitch makes some weird hippo sound at the driver (best way to write it would be AAHH AHHH!!!)
> About an hour later, doing carts again
> Woman pulls the same shit
> Car hits her this time, sends her flying
> Her leg SNAPS IN HALF

Best day of my life.

>be on the bus
>gigantic fat woman gets on
>bus leans to one side as she steps up
>she's out of breath from the 3 steps it takes to climb up
>her t-shirt is too small, can see a triangular flap of flab hanging down from her shirt, overlapping her bulbous protruding crotch
>gag as the triangle sways back and forth
>she then sits on the handicapped seats, the ones that fold up to allow a wheelchair, designed to hold 3 ppl, but only held up by a cable on either side
>she flops her whole weight on the seats
>cables snap
>she oozes to the floor while bellowing like a behemoth
>3 ppl help her to her feet
>she says "I should sue for this" between gasps of breath
>some random nignog in the back yells
>"you betta sue yo ass fo bein so fat too!"
>bus erupts in muffled laughter
>she waddles off the bus in shame
>bus tilts to side again as she departs

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>>563434851

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>>563435227
Big Black Cock?

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>>563431356

someone surely has the webm or moar

>>563433085
how the fuck do they know what to censor

Don't you hate it when you can see the outline of their enormous, kiddy-pool sized belly button through their shirt? They should be butchered with machetes immediately.

>>563435227
big blubbery whale.

there. changed the meaning

/thread

>>563437450
Holy fuck. What city has buses that big?

>>563437247

Dumbass

>>563437450
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQrWyI5DgBs

>>563437247
BBW
BBC
well gee, glad you can into abbreviations

>>563431356
Is that HEB

>>563437665
>what is a metro
There's not even bait on these hooks.

>>563437321
Shat is cool simply for the fact that no fucks are given.

>>563433195
where are the originals for these? is there like a website? I need more

>>563437317
>>563433085
It's like that scene in Starship Troopers where they shove that needle thing in the brain bug.

>>563437697
>>563437925
Dumbass, thats me.. enough for today

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FATCAT!

>>563434431
FFFRRRKKKKK

>>563434851
Kimberly pls

>>563437665
i always thought it was a train, is it a bus?

>>563437450
This makes me so angry! "Best choice of my life thus far"? What the fuck kind of choice did this bitch make? It sure wasn't switching to salads.

>>563431356
I went grocery shopping earlier and I was roughly outnumbered 3 to 1 by fat fucks pushing buggies full of chips, sodas, and processed food. I couldn't fucking believe my eyes. I live in a state with one of the highest rates of obesity and this was the first time I visually realized it.

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>>563433585

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Also fat fucks will eat anything

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>>563438214
Oh it makes me mad

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>>563436783
based niggers, always good for a laugh one way or another

>>563439595
Eating is a skill to them because they're too lazy to get up and work towards something better.

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>>563437450

>>563438214
The rage. So much rage. I-i...I...can't...WHARGARBLEBLRBLBLEBLR

>>563440104
kek

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>>563438214
Universal Healthcare. Ain't it beautiful?

>>563440268
reddit, jesus christ

>>563437306
no?

>>563438647

I'm just kidding anon :3

>>563439381
Arkansas or Mississippi?

AR fag here

>>563440474
My problem is that I eat all of these things, and work out, and fuck my girl on the regular.
I've become this strange fit, but definitely overweight monstrosity.

>>563440976
you gotta post pics m8

>>563440976
Like, I got a huge gut, but also legs and arms like brick shithouses

>>563440976
Like, bear mode, or something stranger?

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>>563440104

>>563440950
WV

>>563439140
>>Disobedient avocado
My sides

>>563441230
More like butterbean, but definitely taller

>>563441096
No pics for the /b/

>>563441581
Pics, please. For science.

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>>563437450

>>563440976
>I eat all of these things

I sincerely doubt it. You probably think you're eating healthy foods, but are not aware that it's crap. It's not entirely your fault either, since marketing is intentionally deceptive about this.

List the foods you eat regularly, or eaten just this weekend - SPECIFICALLY. Don't just say, "Tomato soup" Where did you buy it? What brand was it? Do you know the specific name of the food item?

I'm a nutritionist and can give you an objective perspective on your foods.

>>563441723
Maybe if we were in some gay chat room, you could sweet talk pics outta me, but never pics on /b/, it's a fools errand

>>563432592
#rekt

>>563441581
>>563441970
no face, just body, I gotta know what you're talking about, don't be a faggot

>>563433585
Its from an Australian programme.
Pretty sure its "Q&A" from the ABC

I like the edit where the last panel is #Screams internally#

>>563441905
You doubt I eat salads, and also burgers and fries?

>>563441970
What, are you implying /b/ isn't some gay chat room?

Valid enough point though. Science is disappointed, but understands that this experiment might be ethically wrong.

>>563441856
>using mirror mode to disguise poor natural symmetry
>kek

>>563438462
This guy is probably "taking one for the team" like a real bro.

>>563441970
you might have ibs, and it's all just a build up of gas and other shit in your belly

>>563441905
why just him, tell all of us.

>>563441856
nows its got a penal spike

>>563442051
How much water was pushed out the pool when she jumped in?

>>563442069
Dont be a faggot
> hold up let me see your body real quick

>>563437450
the dude on the left looks very uncomfortable

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>be gr12 on bus headed home with friends
>sat down on end of 3 seat segment.
>bus stops to let people on
> suddenly bus tilts (wtf)
>see largest "top" shaped person ever!!?
>her hands, when by her side could not reach her waist
> mfw stands right in front of me.
>friend start cracking joks (look at land whale, could have rolled to destination...etc)
>try not to laugh...laugh anyway she clearly hears everything said
>leaves bus in shame

pic related its me and where i sat(for imaginatory purposes)

>>563442261
I would blame my sedentary work life for my size more than anything, I used to work a more active job, now I sit behind a desk

>>563442421
ahaha dat look when she realizes that he's a fag and not interested in mounting a whale

>>563437450
I guess that isn't her bike

>>563438214
What shits me is that if it were anything other than food (drugs/alcohol etc) ppl would say "junkie scumbag"
Guy can't stay away from the food trolley "awwwweee"

>>563442842
sup toronto fag

>>563442879

its not your jobs fault you don't go to the gym. or take the stairs. stop making excuses and work the fuck out.

>>563440474
>implying I can't eat from the bottom and still be shredded brah
You don't know shit about getting ripped

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>>563437971
Do Americans really do this? The fabled Wal-Mart breed?

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Hey boys im latisha, ill fuck for a big mac

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>>563438214
Fat fucks will literally the death of the NHS.

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>>563431356

>>563435227
Also they fucking ruined the word "Curvy" for me

A curvy woman is a shapely latin woman, not a fat bitch whose shape a can of lard.

>>563443529
MY GOD, IT'S SO OUT OF PROPORTION

>>563441905
Today, I ate a 2egg omelet for breakfast, with mush, onions, red and green peppers in it, two slices of toast.
Through my work day I had yogurt, a banana, and 2 cookies, one can of coke
Dinner I had roast chicken, rice pilaff with tomato and green onion, and mixed veg (carrot, broccoli, cauliflower).
I've been on a kick lately of eating most things at home, and avoiding sugars and fast foods, it's rough though.

>>563443529
how does one get this "rooster" look?
upper body is massive and legs are regular sized or maybe even smaller.
how does he support himself? is balancing harder? what exactly does he eat/do/not do to get that kind of build? so many questions

>>563437321
all hail shat.

>>563439140
Every time.

I can't even get halfway through without convulsing in laughter, because I know "disobedient avocado is coming."

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>>563443609
There is a point where curves become, curve.

>>563442226
>This guy is probably "taking one for the team" like a real bro.

he's probably a friendzoned 30 something

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>>563441393
He can laugh while he can as long as he keeps the drink scarce. Alcohol can pack on the pounds. I'm not near obesity yet as I'm otherwise physically active, but I have packed on at least 15 pounds since I started drinking on a daily basis. There is a reason why they call that shit liquid fat. You're working with something that is completely counterproductive to your gains.

I would cut it out, but ya know, some shit runs deeper than vanity.

>>563443529
Mirin' V taper and bulk. Looking, thick, solid, tight. Gonna look fuarking joocy after the cut.

>>563444025
What the fuck...

>>563443112
I do work out, I mentioned that earlier, ya big dummy.
Compared to my old demolition job, my shiny great new call centre job is like, one percent of the effort I used to put in a days work

>>563437450
It is physically IMPOSSIBLE to blow her away though...

>>563442420
Kek
Also anyone have the doradus story, that's a classic

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>brussel sprouts don't even have a smell

>>563444204

why daily instead of weekly

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>>563443327
>Stretch marks on her ankles
How do people genuinely get this huge? I'm skinnyfat and eat like shit but never seem to gain too much weight. Everyone tells me fast metabolism is a crock of shit invented by fatties.

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>>563438214
What a fucking cunt. No social responsibility.

>>563443256

always reminds me of those cartoon dancing hippos

>>563444209
Wait, did /fit/ invent their own language?

What the hell did you just say?

>>563442051
That theory has lost all anthropological credibility. Only morons try referencing that.

You 'hate' fatties but this >>563439807
is alright.

>>563444356
Why not daily? Drinking is awesome.

>>563437450
>>563437665

That's BART in the SF Bay Area. It's a subway/light rail.

>>563438214
Dear America,

This is what a national health system is really like.

Are you ready to pay big beaucoup bucks for fatasses to troll the medical system?

>>563444368
Nigguh you know they're real fat when they are stark naked and they don't even need to censor anything.

>>563435696
uh uh uh fucking uh uh uh uh uuuuhh on uhh on uhhh LEARN TO FUCKING SPEECH

still will try to watch this..

>>563444209
>Looking, thick, solid, tight.

yeah m8. awesome pics. great size. i hope he keeps us all posted on his continued progress.

I think I have a crush on this girl. Sauce? It's so sexy when a woman has enough spine to call bullshit.

>>563444659
He ain't fat brah
men aren't fat, only fat women are fat
dudes just tacking on mass like a sick cunt

>>563444331
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJGIMd3_LfY

>>563444356
As I said for me some shit runs deeper than vanity. I jog every morning and follow a healthy diet. I was raised in a health conscious family so it's not hard at all for me to pick the right choices.

Still I have first world problems and drink to escape them. I tried to kill myself before and can't so much as not have a smile before everyone pounces on me.

So instead of showing sadness I finish my night off getting shitfaced. That is the only anti-depressant that has kept that at bay.

Plus like the other anon said. Drinking is the shit yo. :^)

>>563444331

can you imagine what it smells like under her neck flap?

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>>563433585

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I get it being fat is bad but these are obese people i think there's nothing wrong with having a gut

>>563444331
Brussel sprouts are fucking great, would suck dick for some right now.

>>563445054
Cheesy potatoes

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>>563444842
Her head looks like its protruding from a pile of melted chocolate

>>563443529
How does that even happen like that?

>>563445131
Cheesy potatoes

>>563445219
you can do better

>>563443529
Never skip leg day

>>563438462
I need to know his routine, this bro can lift

>>563445168
That fucking split

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>>563444928
>The boat goes six feet offshore and they turn and stare at her on the shore for a half hour

>>563434851
Merry Christmas bitch.

>>563445126
>Healthy
>Plus size
Pick one

>>563444928
>Reasonable sizes
Every time I hear one of these say this phrase I die a lot

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>>563442421
fucking gold

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>>563445842

>>563438956
>coke zero

>>563445126
Can't be real. Or else really smart dogs.

>>563433378
Heath bar at every size

>>563443901
2 cookies, yogurt, can of coke - says avoiding sugar. probably close to 150g of simple sugars right there

>>563445131
gravy is a vegetable

>>563443256
Seen this around a lot. Sauce?

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>>563445842
gawwwwwd damnnn i cannot unread that stupidity

>>563445219
You are obese also. These are morbidly obese people.
There's nothing wrong with having a gut...
except the following:
-You will die early
-You will cost close relatives and the state money and energy for your health problems
-You look like shit, no matter what people tell you, a girl will always prefer a "man shaped" man when she can see muscles. Its not a choice, its biological imperative.
-It means you have no discipline. It means that youre health, your own bell being, is not important enough for you to make a little minimal effort. (That you can do today with all of the comforts of modern technology, and that poor people ages ago could do just fine)

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>>563439590
I got some strange inspiration today.

>>563444859
Underrated post

>>563446819
glass houses, stones, etc

>>563445842
Wow I have cancer now

>>563447049
the fuck?

>>563446819

>>563439807

just gotta say as a fat guy that these have got to be one of my fav 4chan threads. i guess its not having the desired effect cause im not as disgusting as most of the pictures posted . kinda makes me feel better about myself . like i have more room to grow...more fat to roll more skin to stretch mark

>>563445168

damnlol... he stops at a wide stance, then the massive bulk of his upper fat says fuck you legs, and forces that shit down.

>>563447128
>doesn't know the old saying
good thing summer is almost over

>>563436302

I just realized she has another cookie on her other shoulder.

>>563446293
He's on a diet, don't you know.

>>563445131
The way this one dresses makes me want to choke her

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>>563436751

>>563438214
Fuckkk it's gonna be like that in America now too. Thanks Obama. Thanks for that everyone, were McCain and Romney that bad!?

>>563446806
WOW AND WOW AND ONE MORE TIME....WOW!!!!!!!!!!! IS THAT AND OD???

>>563438214
Why the fuck do they allow him to purchase high calorie food if he's on a low calorie diet makes no fucking sense

>>563447230
>being fit isn't earned
>being fat isn't a result of an unhealthy lifestyle

Politicians don't even lie like this

>>563437306
This kid has literal autism dude. It's not just because he's fat.

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>>563446806
Thanks i was about to fap too...

>>563447361
>Implying the summer will ever leave. Its a plague, anon.

>>563436006
holy shit
ny sides went flying too

>>563443256
Reminds me of Cheerleading tryout that about 100 students were invited to. We were given and option to vote on who would be our team's cheer leading squad. Good showing for most part, no one trying out that shouldn't be, and then out comes Madame Beluga. "Aw shit, here we go." Comes in running, booming across the gym floor. Coming in too hot. Begins to do cartwheels, one succeeds, two goes off, "She's gonna be ok surprisingly."
Goes for the third cartwheel. BAM, doesn't stick the leading hand. Goes around and slams hip, side and leg right to the floor. The BOOM was heard in the library, no shit, friend texted me from there and asked what happened. Slow to get up, goes crying off the floor. Tryout postponed due to misplaced floor board.

2 weeks later, find out she gets on the squad via pity vote, breaks ankle during 1st routine.

>>563447765
The sass in her face. Fuck fat people.

>>563443295
you'd get arrested. but sure I'm sure there is some crazy asshole in every country that does that.

>>563447642
just drunk. take a stab at 'er mate, the rest of the fellas already have.

>>563445585
I'm in the same boat as him... I can do better. I'm not going to though. At least not for another month, or the fear of becoming a Hindenburg becomes greater

>>563444815
Dear dumbass,
They'll do that with or without national health. Who do you think pays when they have to forklift the fat tub of shit into the hospital?

>>563446819
IM IN THIS GUYS SAME BOAT (yes i get the boat is sinking cause we r so fat) let me respond
1 life is too long
2.i totally plan on offing myself the second my health goes bad
3.im too old to lose the weight cause i will get the lose skin so the looking good ship has long sailed
4. and yes my body is one of my many failures but not my biggest failure by far

>>563447489
>I just realized she has another cookie on her other shoulder.

it's her/his/its exercise regimen and/or some sort of perpetual motion machine

>>563447657
the real argument is that being thin isn't a privilege and it's the result of work and effort that gives them an advantage in life.

>>563446662
As far as i know, pizza sauce
actually IS declared a vegetable in the us.

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OC.

>>563444815
Gettin real tired of your shit, lobbyist.

>>563448358

What the fuck is deep fried butter?

>>563438462
dat core strenght god damn

>>563447329

You got the one about the fat woman and the aborted fetus?

>>563434431
Man after watching this I'm so glad I come from a "genetically healthy" family who know when to much is to much and has a great standard on personal self image... And I come from one of the fastest places in america

>>563434431
omfg fat fucking women.....trying to justify being fat! They know deep down in that lard ridden heart that they are not happy....I almost hate fat women like this more than niggers..

>>563444204
that dude is a punk. he probably squats and barely eats anything on a daily basis. and i'm sure if he is in the punk scene he might be using heroin.

>>563444815
yes. I already pay for niggers to jerk each other off in the middle east, and that is infinitely more expensive

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>>563447846
You're right, time for a world reset!

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>>563431356
ilovefatscooters.tumblr.com

>>563448026
Im glad that she lost weight and all, but its kinda sad... to have your life focused so much on a basic fact...
i mean, normal people, just excersise regularly, eat like a sane person, and be done with it... That allows them to also have a life

>>563448326
It's not fun if you don't get butthurt

>>563444996
kek'd hard

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>>563448480

Err... Not gonna lie, I'd probably hit that...

>>563448645
Any idea how fast those scooters go with a normal person on it? They have them at the walmart where I live but won't let normal people ride them.

>>563442421
even if they aren't gay, that other dude is the man for helping a brother out.

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long but good

>>563448026
There's still hope for them...

>>563447592
couldnt get hands around neck fat

>>563448848
butthurt???

>>563444928
she could have just looked in a mirror instead

>>563448915
>>563448480

Same. She got some baggage but looks pretty good.

>>563445219
you got a cute bod, bro

>>563437450

i'm not surprised this happened on BART. San Francisco is a fucking cesspool i call home

>>563444368
>Ankles
Correction: Cankles

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>>563444047
those hips doe

>>563448502
exactly what the name implies

>>563449109
yes, butthurt, you didnt get mad, you just replied calmly and reasonably, its not fun that way

>>563448924
they go pretty fast, buddy of mine used to have one

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>>563433585
>>563438214
Im a fat piece of shit at 220 pounds 5'5" but I will never delude myself into thinking like this. It makes my cholesterol filled veins boil knowing these shits exist and are parasites on normal people.
aggggggghhhhhh

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God damn it this thread makes me wanna lose weight.

>>563448443
could be a fruit, depending on what you think a tomato is :3

>>563449307

But how?

>>563448502
Exactly what it sounds like. Think crispy chicken but instead of chicken its butter. Think that's bad? The county fair has deep fried Mayo Balls. Taste like shit but guy that runs it says its the top seller everywhere they go.

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>>563447765
Do you have more of these? I have a morbid curiousity to see just how much they chow down on a regular day.

>>563448915
I'd hit it now, but you know in a few years you won't even be able to find a hole to fuck.

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>>563446819

>>563444025
fantastic loop

>>563431356

No, because these threads are perpetual cancer and whiny baby shit and are barely ever even funny.

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>>563448567
I have it.
>anon delivers

>>563445646
Holy fucking shit my sides

>>563449437
It's frozen first. They also fry cheesecake and many other meltable food products that way.

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>>563446819

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>>563438462
what I wouldn't give to pound those thighs though DAT ASS gotta be PHAT nawmean niggas?

>>563438462
Notice the arm, there is no way this guy isnt lifting

>>563447592
I don't think that's fair because you wouldn't choke a skinny person.

>>563448731
Oh, I hope you break down fat bitch, like you break down every molecule of carbs you eat an store them like fat in your disgusting belly, you cry not because people like thiner people better, you cry because you don't have that, you want it but you're a horrible person, you're ugly outside and inside, selfish blob, the whole world doesn't revolve around you, but in the future it will, when you develop a stronger gravitational pull, fucking fat whale.

>>563432836
i stand because the chairs are too narrow

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>>563448861

>>563446806
Funny, that's strikingly similar to how I lost my virginity.

>>563447329
Haha grosss

>>563449319
shit sorry ...i could fake it i guess. i could go all in caps and make a bunch of thyroid/big boned/its hereditary comments . here let me try

LEAVE US BE! WE ARE FINE JUST THE WAY WE ARE (ahh fuck sorry man i dont have it in me) cant fake a good butthurt

>>563449373

Err... I'm not sure I exactly get what happened... It seems to imply that she took the guys seat, but she actually bought the ticket herself or something? Were the two chairs not next to each other? That's the only thing i can imagine

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>>563431356

>>563444421
lol, good job, now everyone knows you've never set foot in a gym in your life

>>563449826
POST PART 2 OF THIS, PART 2 OF THIS IS HILARIOUS

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>>563449941

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>>563444859
That fall at the end. Top kek

>>563448993
read this a bit ago, it really is worth the read

>>563438214
anyone have the video this is from

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>>563450004

>>563445219
You're shaped like a woman. It looks like you have no muscles. Of course there's fatter but you got titties bro.

>>563449987
looking for it

>>563444928
This is the only time I've ever heard of a whale being unable to enjoy the ocean.

>>563448915
Listen to me on this one. You don't. I hit that thing's near identical twin, and it was terrible. Just fucking terrible.

>>Doggy is a no go, the smell is boner suicide
>>Her on top will actually break your pelvis
>>Can't carry her
>>Mine was stingy with the head
>>Missionary was like trying to fit your dick past a bag of pudding into a vagoo

The last time we tried her over a couch (my head was backed away), we discovered some strange substance on my shirt. She said it was blood, and that happens after not doing it for a while.

>>Look at shirt
>>Brown blood?
>>Realize.
>>Save her embarrassment of using me as TP
>>Play along.

It was a white shirt too. For the love of dear god it was bad.

>>563437971
The girl isn't that bad. 10/10 would bang if the tighty whitey fag wasn't there

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>>563450184

>>563450213
Hurry up you cybernigger.. think this is a joke?

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>>563438214
this fat fuck

>>563447489
Holy shit, I have seen this picture so many times and never realized that.

>>563449694
Wait, what? How is he a nigger again....?

>>563442051
The whale in its natural habitat

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>>563450287

>>563449580

I was actually talking about the one the other anon posted

>>563448861

this one

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>>563448861

>>563438370
Probably the HAES website. Not sure what the URL is, though

>>563450287
that lower half is fucking bonkers

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>>563450374
TIME TO PLAY /b/'s FAVORITE GAME! HAND OR FOOT!

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>>563450492
A classic

>>563444859
this is my hometown! that's Kent's meat market. This video and a stupid fucking bridge is all we're known for, besides tweakers and all the weed that gets grown here.

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>>563450298
found it

>>563449578
>Baconmoon detected

>>563450492
gotta be foot

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>>563450557

>>563445646
lmao

>>563448915
She is cute
She doesn't even look that fat to be honest

>>563450557
haha fuck man.

>>563445025
so drink vodka and stop being a faggot