How can I fuck a black girl? I don't really know any

>>563393840
if you are white just ask them to fuck you they'll do immediately

>>563393840
Collect welfare and foodstamps.
Just holla at'chem

>>563393840
prostitutes

>>563393840
1. Buy chicken.
2. Fry.
3. Present to niggarette
4. ???
5. Get aids

I've fucked 2 black chicks in my day. One of them had a strange odor coming from their vag and the other sucked a mean fucking dick. But all in all they were goo experiences.

If you can find the really hot black chicks, DEFINITELY go for it. I've banged 2 solid 9/10 black girls and they were some of the best lays I've ever had.

>>563394527
Damn that sounds pretty hot. I'll have to get this done

>>563394527
>>563395585
>One of them had a strange odor coming from their vag
>Damn that sounds pretty hot. I'll have to get this done

>>563393840
Use the internet to find one, show her that you're interested in her, woo her and fuck her throat pussy. Easy. Especially if you're white.

>>563393840
Search for escorts and dress nice

I love black chicks. Fucking hate my ex. Once you go black you never go back.

Become a taxpayer in Ferguson, MO.

>>563394516
Under rated post

Political sciences department at any university. African Studies classes, look for the African students, not the Western ones.

Good god Nigerian women sound amazing.

>>563396493
Taking American gov and microeconomics this semester. Hopefully there will be some good ones in there

In Pittsburgh you can get a bj from a roodypoo streetwalker for $20.

>>563396178
Extremely underrated post

>>563393840
fried chicken and watermelons

>>563393840
lay a trail of chicken and watermelon pieces from the welfare office to the nearest alleyway and then pull the string, drop the cardboard box on the creature and take it home.

just advertise your white looking for black ass/pussy and you'll find some bitch willing to worship you just because your white. I know cuz i'm black and i worship white men as my modern day slave owners. It also helps if your slightly hung

Walk downtown with a bucket of chicken.

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Fucked the shit out of an 18yr old Ghanaian girl until she turned 20. Even let me practice anal and use rope and a dogcock-shaped dildo on her. Shit was cash.
>pic related

69'd a sexy halfrican hippie girl from Austin. Her father was Nigerian I think and her mother was very white. We tried to fuck a few times but I could just never get it up for her. Fucked with my head for weeks (I'm typically a very potent male, guess it was just biology).

>>563398262
Nice dude, any more?

>>563398262
sometimes you just get a bitch with the wrong pheromones.

or the pussy smells wrong; not "bad" just... wrong.

my current smells and tastes like buttered popcorn and that is fucking awesome.

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I guess OP just find one you like.
Your body's senses will do the rest, and read her emotional state of mind through her tone of voice and body language. If she's into you, ask her to do something fun with you. The same method you use to attract women of any race really.

>>563398368
I got you bro

>>563393840
I hear Liberia is nice this time of year.

>>563398262
Was it your dildo you used on her?

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>>563393840
OKCupid.

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She was cute af. loved guild wars.

>>563399101
I ordered it online. After we broke up she kept it. Always had it behind her bed. I was real sexually freaky with her - it was just the sort of chemistry we had. But unfortunately it was all real superficial.

So upset. The correct answer is

With someone else's dick

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>Sexy black girls thread?
Sexy black girls thread.

>>563399295
wow those fake tits look awful...they look so unnatural and firm, yuck

>>563394137
Does not work, only works for low self-esteem black girls.

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Make sure to find a nice one at a university or something. Not one from the ghetto - you don't want to catch something or have to throw down with a baby daddy ya dig.

Cut up some watermelon. . Fry some chicken .. sit on the porch. .

>>563400094
Speaking of getting one at uni, I go to community college where everyone seems to be antisocial and only there to get in and get out. How can I actually talk to these girls when nobody talks in these classes?

>>563393840
Most of them will have sex with you for under $100.

>>563398262
>>563398659
If someone else is taking the picture, why is she holding the phone?

>>563400209
Moar of these three goddamn!!!

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In my experience, women with class and some brains are much better at sex than a porn-star hot slut. And better conversationalists.

The oversexed girls just lay there and take it, expecting it to be good (because they were never expected to put forth any effort).

>>563400538
You share a class together. Just talk shit about the professor with her. Say something funny. And then invite her to the rad party you're going to this weekend.

>>563400538
Be the guy who talks in the classes

Next question

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>>563400834
but who was fone
>moar porn

I wouldn't get with an black chick because I don't want to get caught up in that shit-stained world. Even if you meet them at university they will inevitably have a brother/father/mother/cousin/ex boyfriend who is a fucking nigger scumbag. I wouldn't ever want to have to look over my shoulder because of the risk of some gangbanger shit heel getting his nose out of joint cos I porked his sisters boyfriends, cousins ex boo. Grudges run deep in that world and you just don't get that complication as often with white folk.

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I really prefer the natural, textured hair over the fake-looking weaves.

>>563401507
>implying you have to get involved with a girl's family to have sex with her on a regular basis

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Would you fuck Erykah Badu? I fine her very sexy. I have since I first saw her.

Step one find a black girl. Step two tell her you have a big bank account and good credit. Step three only call her from a prepaid phone. step four make sure she isn't already pregnant or she will tell you your the baby daddy.

>don't get the hiv

>>563398595
Boners at the movies and such

Impaling concessionists

>>563399030
This is true, they're trying to get out like the plague.

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>>563401938
yes. yes I would.

>>563401748
I know a guy who got stabbed nearly a dozen times with a pocket knife by the brother of a black chick he met and fucked from a private university function.

You don't have to physically associate or 'get involved' with her family for them to enage full nig mode on you.

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>>563402191
Damn. What do you have to do to piss somebody off to the point they feel the need to stab you a dozen times?

He must've been fucking up something other than pussy.

>>563402556
He fucked his sister. The brother was younger - (she was 22 and the brother was about 17 or 18).
He got shitty because his sister split up with his black friend and then started dating a white guy (my friend) about 6 weeks later.

He just nigged out. Glad I wasn't there, or I would have done something stupid or attempted heroism and got my dumbself stabbed too.

>>563402164
I clicked on that photo thinking it was a bottomless Badu.
Son I am dissapoint.jpg

>>563402071

it really is fuckin confusing like that.

i just realized i could safely add the theater to the list of places i've fingered her in public. how did i miss it?

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>>563397678
Even more underratd post

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Would you a yella bone?

I'm personally into more of the chubby blacks, even though in the south we got well toned girls.

>>563402805
>that bitch from Cyber Chase on PBS
Hottdamn

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>>563403143
Damn. What a shithead. Did your friend survive?

>>563400834
what is a mirror?

Best place to strike up a conversation with a black chick is at the cinema , while the movie is going,

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ITT: racist virgins. you think you're funny and I haven't heard every watermelon, cotton, whatever joke that can possibly be made since i started browsing /b/ years ago? it gets old.

black women put out, but usually not to little white boys. i've lived in some pretty nigger-infested areas, some of the worst in the NE US. black women are under the mindset that a skinny-ass white boy "can't handle" their bodies, and in the case of most of you fuckers they're right.

So how to do it? either be a dumbass gangsta nigga... or find a classier breed of black ho. the dumb ones are just in the mindset of keeping everything in the hood. they don't want anything to do with you. even if you're a god damn sex icon, they won't fuck you it you're white.

find some open minded smarter black chick, and treat her just like you would any other chick you wanna fuck. you have no chance with the hood rats because it's just ingrained in their mind that "white folks is bad" and "little white boys can't handle this booty". it's not that hard. unless of course getting with women in general is hard for you, in which case there is definitely another thread out there for you, because that's something you fuckers always talk about.

>>563403545

Yeah he survived. It's actually amazing how many times humans can get stabbed (especially with shallow blades) and still survive. But by the same token, all it takes is one well-placed stab and you're fucking toast.

He's fucked in the head now though - well paranoid, insomnia and panic attacks. It fucked him up good and he rarely leaves the house. Pity, cos he was a really funny guy too.

>>563403807

lel'd

>>563393840

Go to a strip club. Find a nigger stripper. ask if they do anything outside the club. Discuss price. Fuck her and her friends if she has any who will join.

I've done this a million times and been in probably 4 or 5 threesomes and a foursome.

>>563393840
sauce???

Don't. Unless you are willing to risk herpes: 50% of Black women have it.

"For African-Americans, the prevalence of infection (is)-- more than three times that of whites . . . Black women are most affected by the disease, with an infection rate of 48 percent."

Source is CNN and the CDC.
http://www.cnn.com/2010/HEALTH/03/10/genital.herpes/

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>>563403183
Son, check it.
>drive around to movies
>get idea too call this chick who's been cherishing on me
>tell her too be ready in 10 min
>I get there and she's already standing outside
>sweet
>be at theater
>watching Wreck it Ralph
>before the movie there is this animated short of two people meeting over a fucking paper airplane
>have this 7/10 chick at my side who just wants my dick
>she gets really romantic and Eskimo kisses exchange
>she starts French kissing
>unzips my pants
>pulls out my dick
>starts jerkin me off
>I put my fingers in her paintes and get too work
>bust a nut in her hand
>two min later
>she squeezes my hand with her thigh and pussy juice flows like a river
>take her back too my truck
>fuck her
>take her home
>never called that bitch again

>>563404828
That is disgusting. That's because most of them are hood. I dated a middle class black girl off and on for about 4 years. She ended up getting two graduate degrees and is a Hollywood agent now. I was her first too. She was really good in bed and really smart. I'm with a girl I love now, but I do think about what if with that black girl. I'm very torn.

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>>563405008
>wreck it ralph

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I wish more kept the natural hair

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>>563405342
It's ironic, but shit.
It works

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I've only done it once with a black girl but damn if it isn't fucking up my game (and honestly total attraction) to white girls.

>>563404725
>>563404725
I'm pretty sure that is goldie Jackson. She used to escort in the Bay Area of of the defunct Myredbook. I got to fuck her a couple of times. Her rates were cheap at 150 for the hour. Let met treat her like a meat for too. Liked to play her movies in the background.

http://goldiejackson....com/photos.php

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also this thread b turrible

>>563393840
go to a teenage party and look for black chicks.
if they won't fuck you after you ask them straight just offer them a bag of weed. when done you just tell her to fuck off before you call the cops.
works every time

>>563405008
hahahaha

you sure wrecked it, ralph

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>>563407161
If I knew where these parties were, then it would be a lot easier.

>>563406578
you're a pretty cool guy :^)