Ask a britfag anything

North or South

>>563356284
NORTH OR SOUTH

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are those chavs as easy to pick up as they look like?

>>563356284
where can i find good british porn for free

>>563356442
>>563356623
South but family is from the north

>>563356727
Can be. All girls can be fucking unpredictable

>>563356764
No clue. Have this, might help http://imgur.com/triQs0B

>>563356864

If you're family is northern what is your best culinary trait?

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>>563356727
Only if you look like this...

What kind of hand guns do you own?

>>563357081
Culinary trait? Yes, I know can be an idiot

>>563357256
None. Although I do own a crossbow. Haven't even taken it out of the loft (Attic) in ages though

About to play some CoD with my friend. In about 5-10mins. Should I roll a spliff?

>>563357464
Yeah why not? Chilling and playing CoD sounds alright

>>563357452

>Loft, god its ages since i've used that word

What do you cook best, in simple terms bro?

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>>563356284
How is life under shariah?

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>>563356284
why are brits so attractive?

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>>563357658
thank you fellow britbong

>>563356284
> live in Britain
> don't live in London
> lmao

>>563357757
Meats, mostly. I cook a fucking excellent full English though

>>563357779
Some of them can be. Some of them look like they're the result of generations of inbreeding. Gradually going downhill though

>>563358009
Too expensive for me

is true that british men are actually homosexuals but they married so the queen have people to cheer while she drive her gold bmw?

who the FUCK is that got damn

>>563357761
Not OP but chipping in because 7% of the population is non-white. Not that many beheadings going on. Might be a correlation.

>>563358545
Yes.

>>563358578
Caitlin Wynters

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>>563358293

...7/10 approval from northfag
Sunday dinner, Chips and gravy and Yorkshire pudding would of also been acceptable.

why is living in london so expensive

>>563356284
Do you guys really have to be home by 6 bong?

>tfw I live in the east midlands and it's chav-ville

What's your opinion of David Cameron porn phobia, OP?

>>563358906
Thanks man! I love visiting family up North. I have a huge one so the meals are glorious

>>563359229
The Queen sometimes lets us stay out 'till 8 bong

>>563359331

Bro, I know them feels

>Where abouts in east midlands?

>>563359331
I think it's stupid. Yeah, censorship makes sense but the way he's going about it is fucking retarded.

>>563359331
Which county? They're a problem here too

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Did any other britfags see this, then realise how accurate it was?

>>563360029
In all fairness teeth are pretty shit over here. Not as bad as they're made out to be, but still bad

>>563356284
hows it feel to be from the worst country in the world.
Has invaded every single coastline on earth
enslaved and raped millions
started ww1 and ww2
laid the foundations for the modern gaza and Ukrainian conflicts through self serving politics (Belfour)
ect

>>563357052
any chance you have apassword for diggicreationsxxx really need to watch georgie cream pie

I wonder what she would look like taking a shit with a stomach ache.

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>>563356284

>Ask a britfag anything

I could just talk to a mirror. Ta da

>>563360361
Nope. Never paid for porn

>>563360334
Don't really care. I realise the country's a shit hole and there's not much I can do about it

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>>563360334

And we did it all with class.

Captcha: iouslsou stylistic

how do you get a license and is car insurance mandatory?

>>563361593
By completing a D1 form at a post office, and sending it to the Driver and Vehicle Licencing Agency (DVLA) and yes, insurance is mandatory

>>563357761
It's great. My wife is a submissive 14 year old girl who tends to my every need, never looks at another man and worships me.

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>>563362052

>Karl Pilkington
>National Treasure

>>563356864
Filthy southerner

>>563361924
litterly just did this today

>>563357658
two best things

>>563362260
I fucking love him.

>>563362297
I prefer the North though :(

>>563360334
>ect

Get the fuck out.

where are my janners at?

>>563362498

Ikr, isn't he some dude.
Where abouts in the North?

>>563361013
Laaaad

>>563362260
Karl Pilkington is shit.

Not THE shit. Not shit HOT. Just shit.

One-trick pony sent around the world to grumble humorously.

>>563362498
go back to your steel mill
>thatcher4lyfe

>>563356864
southerners are cunts

>>563362972
seconded

>>563362972
Leave the Cornish alone.

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>>563362628
No idea what janners are. Check your fridge

>>563362696
Well Lincoln is where my Grandparents live. Nice bit of countryside.

>>563362972
Agreed. Captcha: same bleiese

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>>563362906

Fuck Thatcher

>>563362905

Bro, you must of had a pretty shit life not to like Karl

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>>563363292
Dude...
>tfw i read the filename.

>>563363283

Yeah, I've visited, much nicer than Scotland

>>563363292
>hard as fuck southern woman wrecks 'manly' northern monkeys
>saves britain
>northeners cry forever
>best britain keks

who /reading+leeds/ here

>>563363292
Nah I've had a nice life. It would have been nicer with less Karl in it.

>>563363704
>saves britain
apex uwotm8
anotherangryvoice-dot-blogspot-dot-co.uk/2013/04/margaret-thatcher-is-dead

>>563363704

>Dies
>Northern men kek so fucking hard

Is everyone there homosexualfags?

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>>563363704
>mfw you consider Britain's "hardest" person some old bitch
>mfw our country had a REAL leader who fought the Soviet Union rather than a bunch of miners
tiptop kek

>>563364702
I wouldn't even say there's too many over here

>>563363932

Y'know what pal, I've seen Americunts pretending to be Britfags who appreciate true britishness better than you
>Inb4 britishness isn't a word

>>563364702
Yes.
We're all traps. Even the girls have penises.
Cum fuck our asses, foreign man.

>>563356284
Hey Aleks

>>563356284
How much bong is the time?

>>563365162

Eleven bongs, halfway to twelve

>>563364927
Sorry I didn't qualify to join your branch of EDL you sad cunt.

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>>563365047
What

>>563365162
What >>563365269 said

>>563365292

>Sad Cunt

You're sat on /b/
You're just as sad as everyone else on this site
Even more so when you don't like Karl

>>563364990
Am Scottish, can confirm.

>>563360029
no

>>563365162
Twenty-three and two thirds bong.

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>>563365757
fuck off Sky shill

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>>563365443

Looked at my computer clock
Ironically, did not compute to 24 hour bongs

>>563364436
dies age 87, aproximatley 9x the life expectancy of any northern man

>>563366653

Where the fuck do you fact check, book of history 1886?

>>563366887
Yorkshire pudding is good
Yorkshire has good cricketers
Dire Straits are pretty good
The North has litterly nothing else to offer civilization

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>Returning to this thread

>>563367179

Easy Gravy, tell me something better than gravy
>Protip:You Can't

>>563367179
Cricket? Here in Yorkshire? Dont talk soft

i love how the thread is ask a brit anything and it just turns into britfags rustling each others jimmies
>getting knackered

>>563367679
Mitchell and Webb?

>>563367679
forgot link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUyK_J_W4BI

>>563368016
I'm meant to be going to the cinema with my girlfriend tomorrow. I doubt I'm gonna sleep tonight though

>>563368016

Northerners love a good winge on...
>So i am

>>563368330
>Captcha: unavoidable

>>563368330
what are you seeing?

>>563365292
Kekd so fucking hard. Good 1 m8

>>563368971
Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
We went to see Guardians of the Galaxy the other week, too

>>563369372
any good? Dawn of the planet was pretty sick, even though the previous one was shit

Will be the best nation in the world once the skirt wearing faggot Scottish fuck off

>>563368294
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Skl71urqKu0
best sketch

>>563368330
Which county you currently in?

>>563369573
I loved GOTG
I've been listening to the soundtrack everyday since.

>>563369869
Hertfordshire

>>563356284
Fucking loving the way your just brushing off these yanks. Rather boring are they not?
>opinion on situation in Iraq?

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>>563369626
Speaks the truth.

>>563370282
ay fuck yeah herts
sg6, you?

>>563370363
Can't really have much of an opinion on it because I've never really bothered to educate myself on it

>>563356764
Faketaxi.com good british porn

>>563370643
Checked it, need an account though :(

>>563370831
Pornhub my friend. Pornhub.

>>563371032
I didn't even think of that

>>563370363
>>563370363
Created by years of interfering let them shoot it out or NUKE

>>563364878
Fuck of american cunt

All jokes aside though Britain is a fucking shit hole
and the sooner I can get to Amerifag land or japan the better. I fucking hate this country from the cunts in charge all the way down to Chavvy council estate scum making the place untidy.

>>563364878
America would be nothing without Europe. You guys would still be shooting bows with feathers in your hair.

>>563371701
Japan sounds good m80.

>>563371701
>tfw live in the countryide
>feelsgoodman.jpg

>>563371876
At least we can speak English

>>563371701
Do you ever leave your room?

>>563371271
Yeah I agree. This new Islamic state is ridiculous and needs to burn. All in good time though. For now we wait, keep giving guns to the Kurds.

>>563358293
Why is our cooking so shit?

>surrey britbong checking in

>>563372456
What do you mean? My mum used to be chef and she cooks some fucking great meals from random crap she finds in the fridge

>>563361013
Hey, why do you guys pretend to be classy and talk with the fancy accent when people like that is barely seen actually in the UK or wherever you go on vacations?

>>563372248
>Implying my outside is like yours
I know there are nice places in this country but I have been fucking desensitized to all the shit and don't give a fuck anymore. I just want out.

>>563360395
holy shit
that mustve been satisfying as fuck

>>563372348
They will be no different from Saudi Arabia and Qatar once it is set up the middle east needs time not bombs. Not that i care if they get nuked though

>>563372719
No one I know pretends to be classy. I speak with the "posh-ist" accent out of anyone I know and I'm fairly certain that's just because I'm autistic
>inb4 posh-ist isn't a word
>inb4 lol autist

>>563372719
Retard

>>563372719

Because it's just a stereotypical joke, Dependant on the area you live in depends on your diction. For example i speak fast, use words that nobody understands, use cokney rhyming slang and miss out crucial letters in a lot of words like T and R.
Its not that bad

>>563372710
Dunno. 90% of Britons seem to only know to cook shepherds pie, lasanga, and sunday roast.

is the mudslime crisis as bad as the french one?

>>563373683
That must of been a big survey you did

>>563373881
very

>>563373683
To be honest she loves cooking those. She does them well though so I can't complain to much

>>563373853
>mudslime crisis
Are you talking about Muslims?

>>563372963
I wouldn't be bothered either. Like it would ever happen anyway. I'm not sure about this IS though. The whole point in a caliphate is to expand into other territories. Concerning stuff to me, considering the psychopaths leading it.

>>563373683

Its because it's cold most of the time, our food fits the weather for some reason

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>>563374349
these things

>>563374349
What about Israel and palestine? Russia and Ukraine?

>>563374668
I fucking hate those.
Fine, live in our country. But don't start enforcing your fucking ideologies and shit over here. Live by our laws, don't cause shit. That's all that's needed. I have no problems with any rac or religion. Just when they cause problems with it

>>563374561
It's not like those are the only hot foods

>>563375069
>any rac

>>563375069
Obviously you aren't intelligent enough to comprehend how superior and forward thinking shariah law is to our own.

>>563374832
What do you mean?

>>563375189

No, but they're just nicer on a cold day, nowt better than a bit a yorkshire pud n' gravy with a few sausages when its snowing

>>563375069
We need mass deportation of these fucking stupid sand niggers with there stupid sand nigger ways.

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>>563375258
And the -istans! ESPECIALLY the istans!

>>563375189
I don't understand the discussion here...
>it seems that British people cant really cook
>no they cook at about the same level as everybody else. There's your answer

The real discussion is in ready made meals. Brits eat loads of that shit because nobody can be arsed to cook anymore.

>>563375418
Are you lost?

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>>563375831
No

>>563375774
Thats how we became europe's fattest country, damn it!

>>563375494
Have you been chasing butterfly's again OP?
>3 major conflicts going on right now
>you've answered 1
>the other two? Only if you can be arsed

>>563358470
> Live in a country
> Not spending more money to live in it's capital city than the rest of the country.
> lmao

>>563375774

What.
Mate, ready meals don't even come through our door, we constantly cook shit, we have hundreds of cooking shows, most of which showing how to cook yorky pud pud m8

Is Essex a good place to live?

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>>563375774
>Brits eat loads of that shit because nobody can be arsed to cook anymore
geordiefag reporting, i can confirm this nigga gets it

>>563376223
London is shit compared to the British countryside

>>563376208
Sorry, I'm fucking shattered.
Again, I haven't bothered to educate myself on them so I can't claim to have an opinion

>>563376382
Not if you can't tolerate a fucking annoying accent and idiots

>>563376589

>London is shit
>End of

>>563376382
No. Full of fucking sub human pond life that needs eliminating somehow. A bit like Newcastle.

>>563376805
True story

>>563376292
I feel you. I wouldn't touch the stuff with a barge pole, but frozen/ready made meal consumption is rising. Desk meals.

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>>563376805
the laing
the lit & phil,
the graingetown architecture

toon is classy as fuck, dickbag

>>563376292
>yorky pud pud
never heard it being call that, but that's just hilarious

>>563377270

I know what you mean, our fast food used to be better too, Greggs is the tits, yet my friends would rather a maccydoodles
>Maccydoodles
>Manly as fuck

>>563377740
I now crave a Greggs chicken bake

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>>563377663

Isn't it great?

>>563377905

Bacon n' cheese melt tho

>>563356284
Is it ever acceptable to use Aunt Bessies frozen Yorkshire puddings in a roast?

>>563378080
Tomorrow I'm gonna buy both in memory of this thread

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>>563377740
Mutha fucka
>now craving greggs
>greggs on fire. The smell of Home.

>>563378678

Definately fucking not
Its like adding a fucking brick to your plate man

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>>563377561
R U Es Sex boi Fag? Fuck off queer cunt.

>>563378838
What about if I cook them first?

>>563378678
Can't say. I only eat stuff home-made. With few exceptions

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>>563379031

Still no

>>563378678
Absolutely not.

>>563379243
Shit. I guess I gotta break my family the bad news.
"Sorry mum anon says we should make them ourselves"

Soddin ell', it's nearly one bong
>This thread survived where webm's have failed

Captcha: 4 ... not even joking

>>563379912
Exactly what you should do

>>563380082
First thread too

>>563379912

You're bloody right to an'all

Definition;An'all: Meaning as well, often miss interpreted as anal

>>563370282

Also Herts fag, back up North atm.

Well basically one day I wanna move to London to live there, where or how should I start?

>>563380221
Anon is newfag?

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>>563371701

>Edgier than the White Cliffs of Dover

>>563380413

You should start by rethinking

>>563380432
Nah I've lurked for a couple years. Never had anything wotrh posting

>>563380413
You should start by changing your mind.

>>563380650
Nothing worth posting?

>Posted YGYL
>#NO REGRETS

why are you so noisy and anoying when you go to canary islands on holidays?

>>Implying alchool

>>563381072
Never been, wouldn't know.
Probably because the majority of us are twats

>>563380326
I read that as it was meant to be read brother. People use that in every other sentence when they are where ing with you in Bristol.
>Thats a strange thing to see in the street isn't it?
>eht is An'all int eht?

Damn Bristolbongs

>>563381302

I'll second that

>>563381336
>when they are *agreeing with you

>>563381336

Live nowhere near Bristol pal

>>563381072
I went when I was 5. Terribly sorry chap.

>>563381693
Yorkshire?

>>563381336
I still dont understand what that anal word is supposed to say. Does it belong in my pooper?

Welcome to the British countryside! No, the locals aren't 'quirky', they're racist.

>>563356284
why do women from England have awesome looking tits???

I am serious.

>>563359174

Thats russia you fecking cheeky kunt

>>563382151
our ancestors knew what they liked, so they bought some over

>>563381951
Anall - An hall (Silent H)

Translation - As well
- In speech - I fucking hate that faggot OP anall
-Not to be mistaken for Anal

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>>563382151
No idea! My girlfriend has pretty shit ones ones in all honesty.. But dat fucking booty

>>563381935
Not quite, i live nearer york without the shire

>>563382370

...Nailed it

>>563382640
Nice, although Sheffield master race calling here. Anon is lose

>>563382370
thats fucking weird how anall becomes as well

>>563383006
That's where me mams from

>>563383006

Nope, my location has been on the news like twice in the past 5 year

>>563372719

Because of the relatively high population density, and the meeting of many dictions, accents change from mile to mile.
I'm afraid you're labouring under under a misconception if you truly believe that such accents rent accurate. The people who do speak such are simply rarer; It is usually middle class southerners who have the accents that make most american girls panties drop.

And I, sir, am one of them. I bid you good day!

>>563383698
I'm one of those too! Skype calls used to mostly consist of them telling me to say certain things. I'm far from middle class though

>>563383698

Stop talking bollox, tosser.

>>563383964
God I love saying bollocks
>inb4 OP is a faggot

>>563383964
Woah there m800and80
>fac kin calm down silly kunt

>>563383227
Were all retarded is my only answer
>>563383375
Small island huh?
>>563383496
Did the Tour de France go through York?
>>563383698
Could make any Americunt's pants drop with my manly nuarthan speak

>>563375968
>implying im not gonna fuck your ass.

>>563384517

I said near

>>563384263

There's a difference between having a northern diction and accent and sounding like you've come off a council estate

>>563384246

I like calling people a tit, they only get mildly irritated after the 100th time

>>563356284
is op sad that doctor who's companion is doneso

>>563384921
I call Ellie (gf) that a lot. She puts up with far too much of my shit

>>563385365

I call everyone it
>Eveyone

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>>563384764
>Implying I'm Implying without Implying

>>563360334
You spelt "best" wrong mate

>>563381797

D: you usualy drink at that age?

>>563386007

In england you can drink when you're 6, if ya parents say its OK

>>563386350
No, it's 5.

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>>563386007
>>563386350
Yeah pretty much

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>>563356284

What is the difference between an egg?

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>>563356727
Just like to ask when these became chavs? last I checked these are commonly referred to as sluts

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>>563386667

Because it matters that much

Why do all your sexual terms sounds so fuckin ridiculous?

>>563386823

No...they're chavs man

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>>563386828
It could make the difference between breaking the law or not

>>563386960
Nothing wrong with a bit of rumpy pumpy.
You know, shoving your little purple headed womb ferret up some birds chuff
I failed the Captcha ten fucking times.

>>563387012
I'm not sure where to go from here... Lets just agree to disagree.

Wot the 'ell accent does YouTuber "ThatAlexDay" have? It sounds low-class. Opinion on him? Accused of hitting on underage fans; not a peep out of him for months...

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>>563387164

Not really, i said six so i'm further from breaking the law

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>>563387695
Still though, that's potentially a year of drinking gone down the pisser.

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How the hell did England disarm itself w/o complaint? Strange to us "cowboys" in US

>>563387436

Thats what i'd call forced poshness, a lot of vloggers do it like Marcus Butler and Zoella

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>>563356284
Why are majority of brit girls fucking ugly, even with 5lbs of makeup

brits need some genetics or nawh?

>>563387886

Just because it's legal doesn't mean parents do it

how does it feel to live in the country where MUHAMMAD is the most common boys' name by 5x the next one?

enjoy your sharia law in 5 years faggot

>>563388414

Come back an hour ago, that's done

>>563388595

aw balls

>>563356284
Are your teeth in good shape?

>>563387897
Cus wee not all fukin insecre sml dik faggets wiv no brain fam

>>563388736

Yes, actually

>>563389010
So the rumor about brits having terrible teeth is bullshit?

>>563388736
Almost perfect apart from the colour. Until I was 12 I always forgot to brush my teeth

>>563389228
It's just exaggerated

>>563389228

No, a lot of people need braces or just don't care, my mother has bad teeth so she made me brush up, pun intended

are you going to name your child mohammed, muhammed or what?

>>563389673
I don't plan on having children at the moment, my change in the near future though. I struggle dealing with the noise. Where as it's annoying to you, it actually hurts my ears

>>563389010
>>563389228
>>563389332
Thanks for the answers fags, here's another question: why is london so boring?

>>563390138

I don't live thur

>>563356284
>>>563381720

>>563390408

I saw that too

>>563390138
Because they stopped letting the crazy sand niggas in with bombs. Was never the same really...

>>563387897
>>563388825
And there was that unpleasantness in Dunblane

>Its 2 bongs

do dogs bark with an accent there?

>>563363704
She was a Northerner.

>>563390694
>>563389919
>>563390270
Do you guys hate americans? Or any other countr(ies) in particular

>>563364878
And he worshipped Thatcher, before Blair you fuckers were our lapdog.

>>563391358

No...

>>563391358
Nope

>>563391358
No I fucking love America, I cant stand some of the stereotypical obnoxious pricks you see and hear about but I suppose its the same everywhere right. I actually hope to move there someday if I'm lucky enough But the Rules to get there are so fucking tight, understandably of course, but I can't help but feel a little hard done to with the extremes of requirements.

>>563391486
>>563391739
Okay. Last one, this is a request.

Construct one sentence using as much typical british cockney slang as you possibly can. Fee; free to belittle me in it if you like.

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Is this normal for you guise, i mean its 2 am and were here. Why has this become routine for me

>>563392181
Can ya lend as a deep sea diver, i've just come down the apples and pears after drying me meat n 2 veg n fancy nippin t fish shop for some jockeys whips, ow' bout it love?

>>563391358
I'd love to go on holiday tomorrow, and I'd be guaranteed at least one shag...probably.

>>563373853
People think it is but it's more media hype than anything, a few areas have a lot of immigrants but it's a tiny percentage of the total population

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>>563392305
You should have thought of that when you came here son.
>your never going to leave

>>563391912
>No I fucking love America
>I actually hope to move there someday
why?!

>I'm lucky enough
I'd say you're luckier to be living in britian. It's a monarchy and there's more freedom than the 'democratic' united states.

>understandably of course
Lemme tell you why

>I can't help but feel a little hard done to with the extremes of requirements.
They want you to want to get in. Spend your life obsessing over it. Then when you finally do, wear a forced smile on a face, stuff your face with cheeseburgers and keep telling yourself 'this is good, I earned it'.

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>>563392582

kek'd

>>563392523
Can you lend me a screwdriver?

which football team do you support

>>563376223
Most Brits don't want to live in London, because unless you spend a couple of mil you live in a shithole, that's why it's like 70% immigrants, all the Brits live in the suburbs like surrey, kent, hertfordshire

>>563356284
Why do the irish cook better than you

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>>563392860

Okily Dokily

>>563392737
>Implying the queen has any power

>>563393281

They don't

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>>563392523
Literally made no sense, so good. Thanks fag, have some tea and crisps on me. Cheerio.

>>563380413
get rich or live in a shithole, it's better to live just outside, if you don't mind house-shares that's an affordable way to do it

>>563393672

Can you lend me 5 pound because i've just come downstairs after drying my cock and balls because i'm going to the fish shop for some chips

>>563372719

You're talking about Received Pronunciation and only a handful of people in the country speak it, although most places down South have accents which are almost similar, if we really tried then we could all talk like posh twats

>>563392737
It's amazing how views can differ. I think we can both share what we know.
Over here things are getting very fucking heated between us and our Non native settlers.
there are other reasons but my main reason is the lifestyle.
you can't just strike a conversation here because if you do your a fucking autistic wierdo out to rape
it just seems different in America is all please tell me if I'm wrong.

>>563393313
It's not so much that the Queen (Or King) doesn't have real power, although she does. Royal Decree is still the final word over anything Parliament does. If the Lady says No then that's it.
It's more a perception of the way things are done and tradition that runs things in government. It's a bit arcane but it works well enough.

>>563394260
>implying I live in either of the countries I was discussing

>>563386823
sluts wear tiny skirts huge heels and barely anything over their tits, chavs wear tracksuits

>>563392523
Can I borrow 5 British pounds, you see I've just come down the stairs after taking a piss and I feel like getting some chips from the local fish and chips shop.
So can I have those 5 pounds please?

>>563394023
Saved me the trouble of translating it myself, you're the real britishMVP

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I'll just lurk until I get any questions

>>563387897
We never got very armed in the first place, no big wildlife to hunt, always had a good army to do our fighting for us, because it's so hard to get guns most criminals don't have them until pretty recently, just don't need them.

>>563394483
U talkin da me boi? I wasn't talgin da U boi?

>>563393281
They cook grenades better, yes.

Is Cambridgeshire South?

>>563394023
Oh you did it first. Waste of time me doing it

>>563394638

No, dickhead, you type like a ponce

>>563394957
You were faggot, my ID changed

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Have you done MDMA with Effy?

>>563393281
Refer to >>563395017

Bump what do you think of France

>>563390138
You haven't done it properly

>>563394874
What sort of questions?

>>563394874
Did you ever think that this thread would actually end up being a semi civilised discourse?

>>563395261
Well it's an AMA thread.. So, anything at all

>>563395283
Not at all, especially after mentioning I'm autistic

>>563395128
>Being British
>not registering satire when its present

I'm disappoint anon. Much disappoint.

>>563395414
I'm as surprised as you m8.
Good thread BTW

>>563391358
Traditionally Brits look down on everyone, but that's more like a joke now that the empire's long gone, so a brit might say americans are dumb, then an american says brits are stuck up, then we laugh about it and get drunk on warm beer and crumpets

>>563395414
Thoughts on the current state of our laughable navy.