are those chavs as easy to pick up as they look like?
Only if you look like this...
Culinary trait? Yes, I know can be an idiot
None. Although I do own a crossbow. Haven't even taken it out of the loft (Attic) in ages though
How is life under shariah?
why are brits so attractive?
thank you fellow britbong
Meats, mostly. I cook a fucking excellent full English though
Some of them can be. Some of them look like they're the result of generations of inbreeding. Gradually going downhill though
...7/10 approval from northfag
Sunday dinner, Chips and gravy and Yorkshire pudding would of also been acceptable.
Thanks man! I love visiting family up North. I have a huge one so the meals are glorious
The Queen sometimes lets us stay out 'till 8 bong
I think it's stupid. Yeah, censorship makes sense but the way he's going about it is fucking retarded.
Which county? They're a problem here too
Did any other britfags see this, then realise how accurate it was?
hows it feel to be from the worst country in the world.
Has invaded every single coastline on earth
enslaved and raped millions
started ww1 and ww2
laid the foundations for the modern gaza and Ukrainian conflicts through self serving politics (Belfour)
>Ask a britfag anything
I could just talk to a mirror. Ta da
And we did it all with class.
Captcha: iouslsou stylistic
No idea what janners are. Check your fridge
Well Lincoln is where my Grandparents live. Nice bit of countryside.
Agreed. Captcha: same bleiese
Bro, you must of had a pretty shit life not to like Karl
>tfw i read the filename.
>mfw you consider Britain's "hardest" person some old bitch
>mfw our country had a REAL leader who fought the Soviet Union rather than a bunch of miners
What >>563365269 said
fuck off Sky shill
Looked at my computer clock
Ironically, did not compute to 24 hour bongs
>Returning to this thread
Speaks the truth.
All jokes aside though Britain is a fucking shit hole
and the sooner I can get to Amerifag land or japan the better. I fucking hate this country from the cunts in charge all the way down to Chavvy council estate scum making the place untidy.
Hey, why do you guys pretend to be classy and talk with the fancy accent when people like that is barely seen actually in the UK or wherever you go on vacations?
>Implying my outside is like yours
I know there are nice places in this country but I have been fucking desensitized to all the shit and don't give a fuck anymore. I just want out.
They will be no different from Saudi Arabia and Qatar once it is set up the middle east needs time not bombs. Not that i care if they get nuked though
No one I know pretends to be classy. I speak with the "posh-ist" accent out of anyone I know and I'm fairly certain that's just because I'm autistic
>inb4 posh-ist isn't a word
>inb4 lol autist
Because it's just a stereotypical joke, Dependant on the area you live in depends on your diction. For example i speak fast, use words that nobody understands, use cokney rhyming slang and miss out crucial letters in a lot of words like T and R.
Its not that bad
I wouldn't be bothered either. Like it would ever happen anyway. I'm not sure about this IS though. The whole point in a caliphate is to expand into other territories. Concerning stuff to me, considering the psychopaths leading it.
I fucking hate those.
Fine, live in our country. But don't start enforcing your fucking ideologies and shit over here. Live by our laws, don't cause shit. That's all that's needed. I have no problems with any rac or religion. Just when they cause problems with it
And the -istans! ESPECIALLY the istans!
I don't understand the discussion here...
>it seems that British people cant really cook
>no they cook at about the same level as everybody else. There's your answer
The real discussion is in ready made meals. Brits eat loads of that shit because nobody can be arsed to cook anymore.
Mate, ready meals don't even come through our door, we constantly cook shit, we have hundreds of cooking shows, most of which showing how to cook yorky pud pud m8
>Brits eat loads of that shit because nobody can be arsed to cook anymore
geordiefag reporting, i can confirm this nigga gets it
Sorry, I'm fucking shattered.
Again, I haven't bothered to educate myself on them so I can't claim to have an opinion
Not if you can't tolerate a fucking annoying accent and idiots
the lit & phil,
the graingetown architecture
toon is classy as fuck, dickbag
I know what you mean, our fast food used to be better too, Greggs is the tits, yet my friends would rather a maccydoodles
>Manly as fuck
Isn't it great?
Bacon n' cheese melt tho
>now craving greggs
>greggs on fire. The smell of Home.
R U Es Sex boi Fag? Fuck off queer cunt.
>Edgier than the White Cliffs of Dover
I read that as it was meant to be read brother. People use that in every other sentence when they are where ing with you in Bristol.
>Thats a strange thing to see in the street isn't it?
>eht is An'all int eht?
No idea! My girlfriend has pretty shit ones ones in all honesty.. But dat fucking booty
Because of the relatively high population density, and the meeting of many dictions, accents change from mile to mile.
I'm afraid you're labouring under under a misconception if you truly believe that such accents rent accurate. The people who do speak such are simply rarer; It is usually middle class southerners who have the accents that make most american girls panties drop.
And I, sir, am one of them. I bid you good day!
Were all retarded is my only answer
Small island huh?
Did the Tour de France go through York?
Could make any Americunt's pants drop with my manly nuarthan speak
I said near
There's a difference between having a northern diction and accent and sounding like you've come off a council estate
I like calling people a tit, they only get mildly irritated after the 100th time
>Implying I'm Implying without Implying
Yeah pretty much
What is the difference between an egg?
Just like to ask when these became chavs? last I checked these are commonly referred to as sluts
Because it matters that much
It could make the difference between breaking the law or not
Nothing wrong with a bit of rumpy pumpy.
You know, shoving your little purple headed womb ferret up some birds chuff
I failed the Captcha ten fucking times.
Wot the 'ell accent does YouTuber "ThatAlexDay" have? It sounds low-class. Opinion on him? Accused of hitting on underage fans; not a peep out of him for months...
Not really, i said six so i'm further from breaking the law
Still though, that's potentially a year of drinking gone down the pisser.
How the hell did England disarm itself w/o complaint? Strange to us "cowboys" in US
Why are majority of brit girls fucking ugly, even with 5lbs of makeup
brits need some genetics or nawh?
I don't plan on having children at the moment, my change in the near future though. I struggle dealing with the noise. Where as it's annoying to you, it actually hurts my ears
No I fucking love America, I cant stand some of the stereotypical obnoxious pricks you see and hear about but I suppose its the same everywhere right. I actually hope to move there someday if I'm lucky enough But the Rules to get there are so fucking tight, understandably of course, but I can't help but feel a little hard done to with the extremes of requirements.
Okay. Last one, this is a request.
Construct one sentence using as much typical british cockney slang as you possibly can. Fee; free to belittle me in it if you like.
Is this normal for you guise, i mean its 2 am and were here. Why has this become routine for me
Can ya lend as a deep sea diver, i've just come down the apples and pears after drying me meat n 2 veg n fancy nippin t fish shop for some jockeys whips, ow' bout it love?
People think it is but it's more media hype than anything, a few areas have a lot of immigrants but it's a tiny percentage of the total population
You should have thought of that when you came here son.
>your never going to leave
>No I fucking love America
>I actually hope to move there someday
>I'm lucky enough
I'd say you're luckier to be living in britian. It's a monarchy and there's more freedom than the 'democratic' united states.
>understandably of course
Lemme tell you why
>I can't help but feel a little hard done to with the extremes of requirements.
They want you to want to get in. Spend your life obsessing over it. Then when you finally do, wear a forced smile on a face, stuff your face with cheeseburgers and keep telling yourself 'this is good, I earned it'.
Most Brits don't want to live in London, because unless you spend a couple of mil you live in a shithole, that's why it's like 70% immigrants, all the Brits live in the suburbs like surrey, kent, hertfordshire
Literally made no sense, so good. Thanks fag, have some tea and crisps on me. Cheerio.
You're talking about Received Pronunciation and only a handful of people in the country speak it, although most places down South have accents which are almost similar, if we really tried then we could all talk like posh twats
It's amazing how views can differ. I think we can both share what we know.
Over here things are getting very fucking heated between us and our Non native settlers.
there are other reasons but my main reason is the lifestyle.
you can't just strike a conversation here because if you do your a fucking autistic wierdo out to rape
it just seems different in America is all please tell me if I'm wrong.
It's not so much that the Queen (Or King) doesn't have real power, although she does. Royal Decree is still the final word over anything Parliament does. If the Lady says No then that's it.
It's more a perception of the way things are done and tradition that runs things in government. It's a bit arcane but it works well enough.
Can I borrow 5 British pounds, you see I've just come down the stairs after taking a piss and I feel like getting some chips from the local fish and chips shop.
So can I have those 5 pounds please?
I'll just lurk until I get any questions
We never got very armed in the first place, no big wildlife to hunt, always had a good army to do our fighting for us, because it's so hard to get guns most criminals don't have them until pretty recently, just don't need them.
Have you done MDMA with Effy?
Traditionally Brits look down on everyone, but that's more like a joke now that the empire's long gone, so a brit might say americans are dumb, then an american says brits are stuck up, then we laugh about it and get drunk on warm beer and crumpets