What is the best job ...... in the world?

>>563313112
rimjob

That chicks bikini.

>>563313112
Photographer for playboy

>>563313112
Professional dog groomer.

>>563313192
/thread

>>563313112
McDonalds janitor.

>>563313112
being mudslime and fucking little girls

>>563313112
handjob

Depends on your hobbies‚ but for the majority of men‚ it would be porn actor or something like that.

nigger job

Her father/lover

>>563313112
Name?

>>563313112
Blowjob, nigger.

>>563313112
Fucking that bitch.

>>563313591
>nigger
>job
Those contradict each other

>>563313689
David Davidson

>>563313689
Ashlynn Brooke

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>>563313112
unemployment coupled with food stamps and section 8 housing.

>>563313112
Being a presenter on Top Gear.

>>563313112
son of a billionaire

>>563313112
There is no 1 best job, everyone has their own best job.
I personally would hate being a porn star, I don't want to ruin fun by turning it into work.

>>563313884
Make it SSI instead of unemployment and yeah it's pretty fucking great!

Serial rapist.

>>563313112
gunsmith, weapon designer

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>>563313112
Reading OP's thread... in my voice.

>>563313689
Halle Diez, google it you fuck.

>>563313891
got heem

>>563313236
beta

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pic related

>>563314253
you tarded or something?

Growing weed. Hands down.

>>563313112
Going to hackforums and becoming an amazing h4xx0r xD

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>>563313192

>>563313112
speaking like jeremy clarkson

only beaten by actually being Jeremy himself.

>>563313112
>playboy

>>563313112
Plantation owner pre 1850

For me, it would be synthesizing MDMA and LSD for a large criminal organisation

>>563315984
how much money do you make?

>>563316615
Enough to live the high life

>>563313112
"Suicide" Robin Williams and got paid.

>>563313112
The one you enjoy?

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Anywhere this guy doesn't show up to

national geographic photographer.

>>563313112
ANS officer

sysadmin, or any equivalent system engineer faggottry

> you have power over everything IT
> you control security, and browse ML at work
> there's not limit to the wage and raise you can ask for.
> you know everything about everyone, and take control of their pc anytime.
> you have access to HR date anytime, so you can know exactly who earns what
> you can't browse Internet 24/7, nobody will know. Don't forget to create some problems from time to time
> nobody has any idea what you do.

>>563313112
undertaker

>>563317671
You're a monster, and I love it

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>>563318413

penis inspector

>>563316692
ayy

african prostitute

>>563313825
that's not Ashlynn bro.

>>563313559
Porn actor

>60 hr weeks
>performing in front of 10+ people with temperatures around 105
>staying hard for 10 hours under these conditions
>125 dollar paycheck

This is for males but females is just as bad

i work in a carpark watching netflix, Winrar

>>563313112
Trust fund baby. Think Dan Bilzerian.

Bear hunting guide

children gynecologist

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>>563315984
growing weed feels more like a hobby that takes just 15 to 30 minutes a day.

>>563313112
Not having a job?

Jeremy Clarkson's

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>>563314248
fuck I lol'd

Trophy husband to a submissive millionaire wife.

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Musician, because you'd be insane to into the field unless motivated irrational, blinding passion.

>>563313112
Famous and applauded artist. You are accepted for being a weird fuck because of all the street cred you get. You can finally be yourself because you are rich and influential so people think the things you do are alright. You will finally amass enough confidence because of all the recognition you have gained and the self esteem issues you have healed, making you alpha enough to swoop down and fuck and marry various foreign women. You will be rich and connected as fuck and can do almost anything your creative heart desires.

But a titjob from her tits is also one of the best jobs.

Pushing a button to smash cars.

>>563320148
Agree on this.
To be a musician and living comfortably out of it would be freaking dream.
Hope one day it happens to me, though I really doubt about it.

>>563320148
Johann Sebastian Bach?

Professional cat Petter

You just pet cats all day

>>563313391
tee hee

>>563313112
Boob job.

>>563314248
top gear presenter basically is best job ever.

>>563319017
In my mind now, you are The Beast from The Sandlot

>>563318994
Don't forget that the vast majority of male porn actors also do gay porn shoots to keep money coming in to pay the rent

>>563320172
Do you have self confidence issues?>>563320436
That isn't a job, it's being a dried up single middle aged woman who can't bear children

>>563313304
No its fucking not I know shit ducks between the shitty angry dogs that piss shit and bite And the fucking analysis glands ooh fuck have you ever smelled analysis glands ....... go fuck yourself.

>>563313112

blowjob

>>563321718
Oh no you could convenience some shitty hipster you can channel chakra into their cat and they will pay

>>563313206
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>>563321718
Confidence, motivation and control of emotion are like pretty much the only things that get in the way of me. It's strange because I am extremely proud of myself but extremely unconfident.

Any ideas to fix this? Pls I need help.

Professional footballer...and no I don't mean NFL you americunts.

Riding bench for any professional sports team. You earn 6 digits, bitches love you, you travel and you don't have any pressure to win

>>563322281
bumping for answer aswell

>>563323054
Become a person who does not give a shit what you say to others, as u practice that philosophy you will change

>>563323705
Yeah, change into a friendless loner, you actually need something to be confident about to be confident unless you want to come over as a blowhard.

Psychologist.
>have own office
>15+ people a day
>60$ for service
>doesn't last more than 1 hour most of the time
>anxiety? depression? Give them a week off work
>guaranteed customers

>>563324627
Don't mean be an ass. Just say fuck it and do shit you wouldn't. Saw an interview with a neuroscientist who said that when we dwell on things, ie asking someone out, it always plays much worse than the actual pain would be. Also, we generally get over things in terms of happiness in about 3 months

moot

>>563325003
*plays out much worse in our mind