I'm ready for freddy

>>563244070
moot actually died 4 years ago

i am a nigger and i rule all

Jews Did WTC

>>563244070
youre not ready faggot

i will be happy someday

op is a fag

>>563244070
im going to be happy

>>563244070
Moot still has some kind of control on this site.

>>563244795
tri again maybe your reroll will work some day

>>563244070
OP is a total faggot

Obama is the worst fucking nigger ever and every retard who voted for him diserves death
> doesn't matter what I roll
> this is the truth

nigger

Hitler did nothing wrong.

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>>563244070
Pic related

>>563244070
This post ends in 0

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dubs are back

I'm a brony.

Moot is a faggot.

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Milhouse is a may may

Theo de Raat is the greatest man ever

>>563245330
Huh, I did not know that.

>>563244070
There once was an ugly barnacle, he was so ugly that everybody died. The end.

Theres actually martian dicks on the moon that people fly up to at space speed and land on them butt first

>>563245580
lol rejected

Sometimes I sniff my moms panties.

blacks and jews are superior in every way

>>563244070
Nobody Cares,

I prefer regular

>>563245680
Rolling again cause this is 100% legit. Ive done it myself

>>563245330
Well. Apparently, Hitler did some things wrong.

Sometimes i eat my own cum on a cracker.

All posts (except this one) that say "post ending in "x" decide what I do", the numbers the OPs asked for are all wrong. The real number that decides what happens is 45.

Denny is the supreme gentleman

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>>563245891
>caring enough to post

I shove dragon dildos up my ass

>>563245330
Well, someone has to tell /pol/
>>563245580

>>563245590

>>563245770

>>563245953
yeah, he killed Hittler

>>563246090
Are the 0 probabilities up or are we just unlucky?

>>563245580

nope not now not ever.

>>563244070

MLP fanbase is mainly built out of pedophiles

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Op is definitely a faggot
>Don't need 7 get

>>563246090
traps should be abolished from /b/ 8834

>>563244070
>posts ending in 0 are absolute lies
>post ends in 0
I don't know what to believe anymore

>>563245786
this post is true

>>563246269
its true regardless of get

>>563244070
I am the guardian angel sent to save 4chan

milhouse is a meme

>>563244070
everyone one will die in exactly 69696969696969696969696969 years

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hitler did nothing wrong, Stalin was a god amongst men and Saddam was the greatest man alive of the modern history
>ayy lmao

Everyone on /b/ will get laid.

>>563244070

I'm the one behind 9/11.

This post is an absolute lie.
>7 get

OP secretly gives me money to keep this thread alive, but fuck that and him, with a pineapple

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>>563246620

>>563246620
Looks like none of us will?

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>>563244070
i am the dubs god

Robin Williams will rise again, and lead us to the kingdom of Ork.

I was sent by god to save 4chan and bring it back to it's former glory

Welp looks like /b/ is fucked.

homosexuality is the evolution of mankind

4chan will cease to exist on 2020

Gaben will release half life 3

I want heavy, DIY sleep medication, other than cock-pussy sammich of course

Im right.

>>563246860
Looks like 4chan is forever.

>>563244070
Your post ended in 0 thanks for creating a guaranteed paradox.

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>>563246860
long live 4chan!

op has a small dick

>>563246761

Reroll for Truth?

there will be a third world war in the near future

The cake is a lie

>>563246920
Or maybe not...

>>563246860
HA faggit

ALLAH IS THE ONE TRUE GOD AND I AM HIS ANGEL

>>563246932
>>563246920

Don't get your hopes high, I could be just wrong in the numbers.

>>563244070
Jews are the master race

Jews are hiding all of our money in their Jew-cave somewhere

I am the cat with the silver spoon

The bottom statement is true

The top statement is false

I will suck at least five dicks tomorrow

>>563244070
Shrek is love, shrek is life

>>563246738
reroll for trips god

>>563247240
yeah, six

>>563247313
quads god?

>>563244070
This post is a lie.

I will never have a normal life.

>>563247313
reroll for quads?

Everyone in this thread is a virgin, except I.

>>563247360
I'll suck 2 - 4 dicks?

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>>563247341

>>563247450
Normie

>>563247490
Only 1 dick for you, anon

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This wont end in a 7.

>>563244070
i like to call mods

>>563247520
sorry buddy.

>>563244070
jews are good people

>>563244070
niggers did 9/11

>>563247520
Hahahahaha

>>563247520
FUCKING ROASTED BY FATE

I have a huge pussy wrecking penis.

>>563244070
Abundance of money is in my future

today is god's borthday and i am not celebrating it even though i should

>>563245126
u mad that obama is better than all bushes combined + abe lincon?!

This post will not end in 7

>>563247568
I guess I'll have to suck only one dick

Turtles are our overlords. They control everything via humanoid robotic suits that allow them to speak, look, and move like humans. Their goal is total annihilation of the human race so they can build their own turtle civilization.

I am a messenger of god

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>>563247540

>>563244070
I'm going to make 100k my first year out of college

I am homosexual

this post ends in 0

everything is me

>>563247807
Aw shit nigga

>>563247520
this gentleman was just rekt

>>563247461
fuck, 0 are now 7, and 7 is now 0

>>563247807
Holy shit. We are all going to die.

OP is a faggot and is going to paypal the next post ending in 4 $50 USD

>>563247807
kek'd

I smoke dust 24/7

Our world is a virtual stimulation.

>>563247807
HOLY FUCK!

Ravioli is the formuoli

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This won't end in a 7

This post will end in 0

posts ending in 0 are absolute truths

I will never have a relayionship

>>563244070
Bill Murray will die in the next year

The holocaust happened

>>563247737
lucky bastard

>>563247952
It is.

God doesn't exist

Shrek is love, shrek is life

>>563248107
Thanks you fucking asshole.

>>563244070
playing the local lottery is better than playing the national lottery

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>>563248107
plz no

>>563244070
All post ending in 0 are true

>>563248107
Fuck, sorry guys.

>>563248107
god damnit

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>>563248142
God does exist in every aspect

>>563248125
It is this time.

>>563248107
:o

/b/ will become less of a shithole in the next year

>>563247847
yes

>>563248107
bye bye bill


>>563244070
9/11 was an inside job

>>563248230
Rekt

>>563245580
Milhouse is a meme! OP posted zeros as lies but he got zero.

ISIS will be defeated in next 6 months.

Someone will love me

OP is a faggot

Cars are nothing but nexus without guns, and high tech HUDs.

>>563248329
Yeah I got shit on.

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>>563248319
stop lying to yourself man, it is time to move on and let her go

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ms skeltal is the new queen of /b/

>>563244656

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>>563248367
shit

>>563247747
give me some, faggot

>>563248107
is this anon truly sorry, and his truth become a lie?

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Tumblr will overthrow 4chan in 5 years or less and 4chan will not be able to stop or prevent it.

>>563248410
Oh god what have you done.

God isn't real

>>563248367
Bye Bye ISIS

>>563244070
The whole Middle east will just vanish off the side of the Earth

>>563248462
Eugenia is desperately wanting to be the queen of /b/ which is why she doesn't deserve it

>>563248432
Rerolling, also meant to say mechs.

Captcha: and nighiv

>>563248230
!

>>563248597
Good job.

Any number divided by 0 now equals 200

she loves me and it will all work out

>>563248410
guess this OP is ok

OP is a crackhead

I will get a gf

dog cock>dog vagina>human vagina

ALIENS DONT LOOK LIKE US!
WE LOOK LIKE OUR ALIEN ANSESTORS!

420 IS A LIE

NO ONE ACTUALLY LIKES GETTING DUBS

JUM CAREY WILL LIVE FOREVER(in my heart)

>>563248597
7 confirms.

>>563248490
If I meet you I promise I shall, the code word will be....boy the italian family sure is quiet

I will get quads

>>563248540
oh god, im sorry, i just confirmed it too
>>563248727
see

>>563248410
:o

>>563248727
good for OP

i will figure it all out

I'm a faggot

>>563248367
Fingers crossed the sand niggers beg for Uncle Sam's cock.

>Op is a faggot

Half-Life 3 confirmed.

>>563248889
So close to quads

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>>563244070
cool OP is cool

my ex will always think of me when drinking for at least the next 2 years

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>>563248894
Thanks m8

>>563246090
No they don't.

>>563248889
Dude, fate already told you what's up. It's time for you to move on.

>>563248107
capping for potential

your all fags

This post ends in 0

You will spend the last 20 years of your life alone and sad, and will not commit suicide because you are too coward.

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Multiple times in this thread has "op is a faggot" been proven as a lie.

>mfw idk what to do with my life now

>>563249137
What did you do!

>>563244070
This whole thread is a lie.

I will win money in poker

nickleback are the greatest band ever

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>>563249137
God damnit, I knew this would happen eventually.

>>563249137
W-w-what have you done...

>>563249137
Oh shit I fucked up

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>>563249217
Damn bro...I am sorry

>>563249086
you are welcome

this might be my last one here, will i get trips sometime soon?

God loves it when i piss on his churches

>>563249250
you will most certainly not

>>563248503
I'm not gonna be the one to kill him, but he better damn sure regret Garfield by then.

>>563244070

>Post ending with 0 is absolute lie.

YFW OPs post ended with 0. The pic is a lie, the Thread is a lie.
And at the end of the day, OP is still a faggot. My 6 will confirm it.

>>563247520
>>563249217
Fuckin' kek

Double rekt anon. Get over her.

shrek is not life

>>563249438
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah, oh my god....dude I am literally laugh cringing please stahp

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>>563249438
Just give up anon, your girl moved on and you need to.

Everyone on 4chan has at one point been attracted to, or fallen madly in love with a character from sailor moon. They have masturbated, imagined a life together, and jizzed all over their keyboard thinking about it.

op is kil

Weeabooism is a mental disorder.

>>563249217
rent again

I will be filthy rich

>>563249454
yeah, but i have to ask, sorry btw...

will ua5HBqWU kill Bill Murray, and BM will not ever regret Garfield?

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>>563249505
technically he wasn't ready, was the lie, the pic is just rules

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>>563249137
This thread is now broken due to this post. Abandon.

I'm a pretty ok dude

4chan is the best website

>>563249810
lies!

>>563249816
Sup Elmo

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>>563249810
That was a lie. The thread is not kill.

>>563249810
FUCK

>>563249505
close, since you were one off, OP is not a faggot

I will fuck >>563249438 's ex girlfriend multiple times

9999 get

Op here throwing in another one.
Fedoras are back in style and 'M'lady' is an acceptable term.

>>563249810
actually, it's not. post id ends with 7, post content ends with 0. ALL IS CORRECT, PROCEED.

I'm cool.

>>563246279
this anon is a closet homosexual who gets confused feelings from traps

>>563249925
>>563249937
We cant just ignore>>563249137
We have to fix

>>563249960
no, his girl will get hit by a truck in a few days, no sex

my kitty pepper would have gotten better if we gave him the steroids

>>563249438
its too late for that now anon the 0s & 7s have spoken

>>563249937
and that was the truth.

Long live the thread

i will be great one day

>>563250017
has been scientifically proven

>>563249948
it doesn't mean that his lie was he wasn't ready not the picture, its time for you to move on man, if you let her go there is a chance for you two to have a future

>>563249137
Doubles disqualify this post.

>>563250017
fuck yeah op, fedora owner here

Niggers are niggers

Im afraid of urinals

I am gay

Happiness is in my near future.

Every seemingly separate person is intrinsically connected to everyone else. We are all simply different leaves on the same cosmic tree. The only way for humanity to progress and ascend to our true potential is for every being to unconditionally love everyone else. Only then will we be able to transcend our petty physical limitations and become our ultimate form: the all-powerful collective consciousness of the universe.

putting my kitty to sleep was the best option, even if it made everyone sad

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>>563250017
You're welcome everybody!

>>563249816
>>563249935
Best ID I've ever had.

>>563250017
Jesus christ pls no. 7 get means that post's 7 is invalid

>>563250307
hoooray, it worked

>>563250408
*tips fedora*

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>>563250297
>kek

Boxxy is kill

>>563250297
and will always be niggers

>>563250307
Im canadian

malcolm in the middle theme song is the most significant contribution to music of all time

Anyone who doesn't post in this thread will die next wednesday

>>563250297
>>563250307
wow to both of you

>>563250467
thank you. Also 7 get means opera is now required watching/listening for all of you shits.

>>563244070

The singularity that started the universe was actually a pimple on a 4th dimensional being's hyperanus.

Alright then,
/b/ dies in 2 months

>>563250494
>>563248607
>>563248607
>>563248607
>>563248607
Eugenia is rekt, get her ugly face outta here

>>563250227
Double truth. Thread will surely not die.

>>563250613
It's an actual truth so...
I'm just good at rolling

Atheist here.

God is real

this is fake and gay

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>>563244070
shrek is our lord and savior

>>563250771
you are fake and gay

I am important

>>563250665
wtf is this? lesbian love boat?

Op is definitely a faggot.

My ex wants to get back together but is too shy to even give a hint

i will meet based god

>>563250907
shit, moar paradox, how do we handle paradox?

>>563250903
>>563250907
We have a problem here. Someone needs to confirm.

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>>563250865
You're so unimportant that your post didn't get a 0 nor a 7.

>ms skeltal is queen of /b/

I was Hitler in a previous life.

my ex boyfriend will break up with her.

I push my fingers into my pies.

>>563250962
this is the guy who was asking about his ex earlier isn't it

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>>563250907
already bin disproven sorry m8

My ex doesn't want to get back with me and fuvk

>>563250684
Okay then,
All of the niggers in the world will die by OP's sphincter crushing all of their heads at once, and OP has to post and timestamp it.

>>563251049
We handle paradox with dubs.

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>>563250907
op is not a huge cockmongling fagget

I shall have good luck tomorrow

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>>563251187
this guy is just getting rekt so fucking hard tonight. rip, m8.

>>563244070
I am comatose and you are all just figments of my imagination

all deleted results mean the opposite if they were 0 or 7

you will have a girlfriend

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>>563251127
Wassup Hitler

>>563251230
Point proven i believe.

>>563251158
pffft made me lul, Gorey Sailor from Hipdot

No girl will ever treat me as a priority but only as an option

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>>563251230
>mfw

robin Williams has come back as a zombie

>>563251127
KILL THE FUCKING ELMO

>>563251127
kek

>>563251218
we handle them with care, for the whole of the universe is at steak

>>563251123
GTFO

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>>563251317

>>563250307
lol

I don't miss her.

>>563251187
so rekd

Shrek > Groot

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>>563251127

MY CLIENT, BROCK LESNAR, CONQUERED THE UNDERTAKER'S UNDEFEATED STREAK AT WRESTLEMANIA!

>>563251317
You are persistent, aren't you?

You Girlfriend has moved on and no longer loves you, deal with it

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>>563250907

>>563250095
You magnificent bastard with your loopholes
>>563244070
Time Lords are real and I'm living proof

>>563251142
tits or gtfo
oh wait shit that was a lie
unless you are still femanon
then tits or gtfo

It's time to fuck.

I will shove my gerbil up my pooper tonight, and stream it.

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I am actually a Skeleton and you shouldn't trust anything I say.

>>563251123
dude read

>>563250687
>>563248607
she is not queen nor will she be

>>563248107
you fucking dick

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There will never be a better band

rape is now legal

>>563251550
Shrek, kill me for I have sinned

>>563251378
will
OP not be a faggot for the rest of his life?

>>563251687
n00 sp00kie

>>563251751
Gwar is the worst band, and only plebs like them

>>563251626
>hits a pali ending in 6
Reroll
>inb4 too much Risk

>>563251296
Funny thing is op said 7's are truths and 0's are lies and op got a 0 so all 7's are lies and all 0's are truths faggot

OP is indeed a faggot and nothing can change this fact. Not even another 7 of 0.

>>563251807
Oh fuckin snap.

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>>563251807
your sin's will not go unpunished for long.
captcha; Patriotic imeseop

OP is a faggot so he deserves to died and is obligated to join baskin robins in hanging

>>563251907
Actually, OP lied when he said he was ready. The pic explains the rules.
>>563251901
Last reroll

>>563251680
damn, guess we missed a good show?

>>563251687
you motherfucking skele

anyway, ill be the 14th doctor for Doctor Who

>>563251907
that is not true, OP's lie was he wasn't ready

>>563251807
>>563252037
RUN ANON, RUN!

>>563251907
Not true, Image dosen't count for 7's or 0's. You're trying too hard tonite m8, go to bed anon.

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>>563249137

>>563252037
>>563251807
>>563251550
Toplulz, my sides

>>563248107
people care way too much about famous people that don't know you even exist

i will be executed by ISIS

>>563244070
This thread is done.

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>>563249137
ITS HAPPENING!!!!!

I will never smoke another cigarette

>>563252050
well, for certainty's sake: OP IS A FAGGOT

>>563251626
Roll

I am both Elmo and Hitler.

7 confirms and means Sesame Street secretly supports Nazism.

>>563252307
bye guys

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>>563252307
it was fun while it lasted, pretty epic thread for it but I have seen butter

>>563252307
Go to sleep niggas

I sleep in diarrhea

>>563252390
You wish
>ID contains Game. I'm out