Post your Work Stories >be me >working cashier at Ralphs >old man comes to my register, is buying bread and ham >scan it, total it and say to him, "Your total is 4.30 sir" >old man pulls out a little bag with money in it >hands me a 5 dollar bill >ask him, "sir, do you have the 30 cents" >fucker just shakes his head >I tell him, "Sir, if you give me the 30 cents I can give you back a dollar bill" >fucker once again shakes his head >then I say to him, very frustrated by now, "sir I can see you have quite a lot of coins in there, mind if I count them for you see if you have the 30 cents" >this fucking dense motherfucker shakes his head again >I grab his little bag and start to pull out coins >dense old man is trying to wrestle me for it and is grabbing and putting all the coins back >I finally grab a quarter and a nickle and enter the money into the register >old man yanks my collar and tells me to give him back his coins >I hand him a fresh, crisp dollar bill >fucker pulls my hair this time and tells me to give him back his change >explain to him that I gave him the correct change and there is nothing I can do about it >fucker goes complain to manager(yes over fucking coins) >manager doesn't understand but he caves in and makes me give him the coins back >fucking dense old man just walked away with $1.30 more than what he was supposed to
>>563124676 I have no idea if you're trolling or not but I'm replying anyway.
If he doesn't want to give you his coins then stop being a douche and get over it. Sure it's fine to ask once but to grab his coin bag and take 30 cents is fucked up. Maybe they had a rare design or something and he wanted to keep them who knows.
>work at a Sunday school >weird kid that coworker and I don't like is dropper off by his parents >annoying as fuck and always saying weird shit >hides behind bookshelf and always covers his ears for some unknown reason >anyway one day we're watching veggietales and he starts fingering his fucking ass on the carpet >you can obviously see him moving his goddamn hand back and forth in his pants >coworker and I exchange "what the fuck"s and then tell him to stop >this gross little child then pulls out his hand and starts licking his fingers >licking them like a goddamn popsicle >he then sits back, stares into space and says "WOW"
I am a man. A man of the woods and whisky. This is my story of my employment I will share with you.
>Be 43 >Living in a cabin outside of Portland, alone >Smoking weed and drinking whisky, living as God intended >Take my sweet ass Honda to work >Working at a pussy vegan store >This is why hell awaits me >Hippies and fags flood in and out like the ebbing sea >7/10 Hippie girl comes up to me >"Do you have granola?" >Whatdoyouthink.pixar >It is then I notice her eyes >Fuckfuckfuck >These are the eyes of a succubus >I know your name demon. You think you could trick me Shaunda? >Take off all my clothes in the store >Overcast comes in >very spoopy >Light the vegan store on fire >Begin to masterbate into a dish >I cry out into the heavens >SHAUNDA WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME? >I feel Shaunda can not hear me >I take my hand saw and cut open a perfect circle in the floor of the vegan store >It begins to flood out lava >Cinders hit my manly chest as I masterbate harder >SHAUNDA I HAVE THE POWER >Lightning cracks >Shaunda never came >I don't go on /x/ anymore
>>563124676 >working for Dollar General >fat nig nog and her hell spawn come into store >kids grab icecream out of the cooler and start eating while they shop. mom does the same with a bottle of Sprite >they finally get up to the register with their cart >$78 dollars worth of DG food >mother starts going through her purse, getting frustrated >tells kid to "go look in the car, it might be there" >I think she left her wallet at home >kid comes back and says "it aint in der" >nig nog says, "I'm sorry I can't pay for this" and walks out >So I'm going through the process of voiding the transaction and letting my manager know when fatty walks back in and says "I'ma pay for dat icecream and soda my kids ate" >bitch pulls out a $100 bill >casually says "sorry bout dat, left my EBT card at homes" >mfw
Another time it was just all boys that morning and we were coloring. >I'm drawing a bad ass snake wearing a pirate hat. >kids are scribbling around on the page announcing what colors they are using >Kid A says "this isn't just BLUE! its like... like... SUPER BLUE!" >Kid B decides to be funny and says "SUPER PENIS" >He and Kid A start laughing their goddamn asses off. >Kid C sitting next to me quietly remarks to himself ".....super peanuts?"
>>563126174 Yeah, I always carry a $100 bill in my wallet for the unforeseen emergency that might come up. I don't have any intention on using it unless I absolutely have to like this situation where stuff has already been eaten but not paid for. I don't need the other things but I don't want the cops called on me either for stealing.
>be working drive through >nig nog comes up to window >Yes I'd like an Egg McMuffin without egg, cheese, pancake instead of muffin, and sausage instead of ham" >Ma'am, would you like a Sausage McGriddle? It comes exact as you specified but at a lower price >"YOU MOTHA FUCKA I TOLD YA WAT I WANT
>>563126590 >>563127027 >google roosterteeth >look around on youtube >see video with McDonalds logo in thumbnail >similar story to what I told, but with different food items all-together >mfw
>>563124676 You deserve to be fired for being a fucking moron and a shitty employee. Ever think the old man wanted those coins for another purpose or purchase where he had the exact change? No, because yo sir, are clearly an asshole.
It's not like it's fucking difficult to count up 70 cents change, then again, you are working at McDonalds, math clearly isn't your strong point.
>>old couple orders coffee >> "and we'll have the 2 croissants please" >> sure do you want them warmed up? >> "only one of them" >>pour their coffees, they're warm. you don't say anything until they complain >>oops, accidentally warmed up both croissants >> "i didn't want it warmed up" >> oshit.jpg no more croissants.."sorry sir, i don't have any more croissants to give you." >> "well i didn't want it warmed up..." >> well I'm sorry, but i could give you something else not warmed up >> "no, i want a croissant and i don't want it warmed up" >>....well i don't have any more so you can either take that or get something else >> "well i don't have a choice, do i?" I'm getting so fucking pissed at this point >>"sir, your choice is to take the croissant or get something else"
he walks away. 5 mins later he comes back with his warm coffee. i give him fresh brewed coffee (~190*F) >>"its fresh? i want to taste it right here." >>removes lid >>i put on troll face >>takes a sip of almost boiling coffee >>spits it up a little >>"yeah thats much better, thanks for your help"
>>563127461 fucking cunt, deal with it, you're the fucker who messed up. You knew what he wanted and screwed up the order to the point it cant be fixed. Damn straight the customer is going to have an attitude with you
>be at restaurant >Promotion that night is 'Kids Eat Free' >promotion is from 5-8 >draws all the wrong people >way too many screaming/crying kids >around 7:45 an 11 year old decides to shit in the middle of the restaurant >hostess almost steps in it while seating customers >bus team had to clean it up
The irony is, that night is the worst night for tips. It's 3 hours of chaos and no one wants to tip because they'e all cheap fucks. I thank the Lord I cook and have a steady income.
you warm the croissant up for 15 seconds. only the exterior gets warm. in the time we argued, it returned to room temp. that and 85% of customers would brush it off. he was an old whiney fuck from the second they walked in so i pretty much knew that would happen
>>563124676 >used to work at steak and slave. >had been there almost a year which means I was the 4th longest employee there and had been there longer than all the managers. >was able to get away with shit because the store manager loved me >some lady comes in and orders like 5 milkshakes >I work grill so this is not my problem >if you've been to steak and shake you know milkshakes take forever >about 10 minutes after ordering this lady starts fucking screaming WHERE ARE MY FUCKING SHAKES I'VE BEEN WAITING HERE FOR HOURS? THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT WHY IS THIS PLACE SO FUCKING SLOW >at this point everyone sitting down eating has turned and looked at this psychotic bitch >I glance but focus on grilling mostly because I don't give a fuck >shakes finally get brought out I SHOULD HAVE THESE COMPED THIS TOOK SO FUCKING LONG. MY KIDS ARE OUTSIDE WAITING AND I ONLY SEE THEM ONCE A WEKK AND I FUCKING SPEND IT WAITING FOR SHAKES >loudly say >I wonder why you only see your kids once a week >as she's storming out >still don't know if she heard me or not >I hope she did
Idgaf one way or another. There is a reason i stopped bartending and started cooking again: because I hate relying on the kindness of others. If you do, you'redoing so because you're too inept to do otherwise,
>work in a local kitchenware store >have the closing shift one evening >lady comes up to desk to buy something >"can you take it by hand or would you like to buy a bag for it?" >we charge $0.4 a bag >"I have to pay for a bag??" >you know it >she mad >"that's bad service" >"it's the worst service" I respond with a smile She then walked off saying she would never return. oy vey
>Work at KFC >Work 40-50 hour weeks tired as hell all the time >Sand nigger comes through drive through asking for 6 piece legs and thighs all grilled >She has a coupon for it >When she pulled up to the window she asks if she has to give me the coupon >"Yes maam i have to put the coupon in the drawer. I do need your coupon" >I shit you not she starts calling me a sexist Irish (idek why i have black hair) pig and im trying to jip her > goes on a tirade about how im a jew and stealing all her money >I smile the whole time as she slowly rips out her coupon >Its about 9 at night and I'm the only one there so i also have to make her meal >Nigger got mashed potatoes and gravy with her chicken >I hacked the biggest loogie i have ever hacked and covered it in extra gravy >Only time i ever spit in someones food and damn did it feel good.
>>563124676 I'm not a cashier, like you faggots. But I'm a bouncer, so every night I have bad customers.
>tfw stabbed in arm once >tfw bitten and had to get tested for stuff >tfw hit over head with barstool and stomped on while unconcious You niggers need to stop complaining about your shitty jobs, you have it easy.
>>563125856 actually the total was 4.30 and customer have 5 dollar bill which would make his change .70 cents. then asshole OP takes thirty to break for even dollar. cust gets thirty cents back so he only got a dollar more.
> Working as a history teacher > kid in my 3rd period class is Jamal(You see where I'm going with this) > Jamal sees himself as the next Malcom X and leader of the Black Panther Party > Every period of history we cover Jamal has to find some unrelated racial bullshit that puts down the "Once Proud" black man > We are covering civil rights and I cant get through one lecture without Jamal interrupting with white guilt that and the white man this. > I have had enough of his shit > "Jamal, do you love The country you are in and the freedom's you enjoy?" > Jamal: "The black man ain't go no freedoms thanks to the white man!" > What about Africa? > Jamal: "In Africa the black man are killing and beheading each other, you crazy teach!" > Then shut the hell up! Or go to Africa! > Goddamn I love being a High School History Teacher
le terrible backfire >work at puzzlestore >nasty woman with filthy toddler enters >wants to buy puzzles >np, boss showing her some good stuff >meanwhile toddler eats icecream, most of it ends up onthe floor >mom does not care >anon clean that up please >fuckmeimaslave.jpeg >ploting revenge >woman puts a puzzle on counter >she is ready to pay, time for revenge >give the toddler the noisiest, most terrible megaturboultra horn. >she is gonna suffer for my pain >woman suddenly desides she wants 12 more puzzles. >she stays in the store for 40 more minutes. >fuckme this toddler is now honking this horn nonstop making more noise than policecar >finaly they leave >thank god >boss says:anon she forgot one puzzle go give it to her she is inthe parking lot >slaveagain >mfw i saw her throwing the horn to the trash
>>563124676 I hope you got fired after this, you have no concept of service. If a customer wants coins back, you give them coins back. The customer pays your salary. Yes, I know most customers are borderline retarded and rude as fuck, but they do after all pay your salary.
Yes, I worked in a grocery store until recently, so I know very well how this works.
>>563124676 >be me >wife who was pregnant with our only child was just killed by drunk driver >she was my world >we didnt have much, but we had each other >we first met when i dropped a quarter and she picked it up and gave it to >carry quarter around as good luck >its all i have left of her >some little douche cashier tried stealing it >next time i see that punk its bang boom straight to the moon
>be me >schooling as a mechanicall engineer >ca. 2 years ago >two other trainees(not sure if that's the right word, english isn't my native language) in my schooling year are about to cut a M10 thrad (metricall thread which diameter is 10mm) into an huge ass 60x60x30 steel plate >thread drill is cutting too fast >trainee pulls lever to slow the number of revolutions down >moves the wrong direction >plate breaks free from vise >thread drill isn't broken, metal plate is spinning insanely fast >drill finally breaks and lets the plate fly >plate flies into some other trainees shoulder and knocks him off his feet >later we hear that the edges of the plate cut a huge ass piece of flesh out of him and smashed his shoulder >the other trainee which was also cutting that thread tried to hold the plate as it went out of the vise >worstmistakeyoucando.png >every finger except the left thumb broken >we all got off from work >when i was at home i was glad that we could go home earlier because i really wasn't in the mood for work that day
>>563124676 >be working at inbound call center >suspect annoying coworker of stealing lunches for over a year >many of us suspect the same guy >finally decide to do something about it >make extra lunches and put bad shit in them like powerful laxatives >asshole doesn’t take the bait first >a week goes by and I keep trying >leaving work I notice the fake lunch for that day is gone >next day boss is cleaning out the fridge by scrubbing it >asshole took a sick day >nobody used the fridge for the next day or so >rumor is asshole got sick and blamed the fridge >keep doing fake lunches >asshole stops coming to work a week later missionaccomplished.jpg.exe.mov
>>563124676 I go out of my way to pay in the largest bills I have just so you have to do the math when giving me change. I take all my change to the bank at the end of the week and get it changed over into large bills for the coming week.
>>563132621 >work at call center >working late, closing out the queue on a non-busy night >only a handful of people in the building that is normally packed with people >get off a long call, need to get coffee >no fucking creamer anywhere >go looking for creamer >go looking in meeting room >turn lights on, see creamer, grab it from counter in the corner >my boss and one of the new hires are screwing on the opposite end of the room >he's balls deep in her and they're both just staring at me >I say something stupid like "whatever" and leave to get back to work >a week goes by and I say nothing >boss calls me in to his cubicle >he's scared shitless and tells me he'll promote me if I just keep quiet >deal.jpg.exe >new job is so cash >start tapping the same new hire >she apparently doesn't like to screw with the boss anymore >keep it quiet for over a year >boss fired for embezzling or some shit >I get promoted to his job >still screwing the same chick >promote her >still screw on late nights when we're both around
>be working in tech support job one day >sheboon calls in from chicago >chimping out over some java update bullshit >taking forever to guide her through resolving the issue due to her low comprehension and high frequency of outbursts >through conversation she claims to be a teacher in chicago, claims to have a masters in reading, etc >immediately after claiming this starts using even worse nigger talk, bad grammar, and incoherent grunts into the phone >I try to use big words thinking to piss her off if she doesn't understand them >it works, she starts chimping out even more >sheboon rage quits the call >look up her customer records for logging purposes after call >turns out she does in fact work as an educator in chicago >mfw I made a nigger rage quit by being intelligent >mfw I have no face
>be me last christmas >Work at applecare >specifically at the time tier 1 wireless multimedia advisor (I fix apple routers and shit) >already pissed about working christmas >stereotype mexican calls up >pretends to know little english >about 1 minute into conversation he asks for a spanish speaking advisor >tell him it will be at least ten minutes due to a long line >fucker drops accent and even starts speaking perfect english >issue sounds like either an ethernet cord is bad or he didn't tell me enough info about his internet connection >asshole swears up and down that his shitty-ass modem is connected to WAN port >20 minutes later he acts dumb again and says "oh shit I didn't plug in the cord from the modem" >asshole plugs it in and everything starts working properly >over 30 minutes of bullshit with this asshole on christmas instead of being with my family
>>563132475 Yeah, I take the time to go to a store and buy something. Worker screws up the order and can't fix it. Damn straight I'm going to have an attitude, I'm not some beta fag like you who will just eat the croissant anyway.
>#9 is a wrap >either with bacon, sausage, ham, or just egg with cheese >ask them which one >"yeah, the bacon sausage ham wrap" Its not a big deal to make and I'll make it without charging extra, but im only a dick when theyre giving me attitude.
Work as a private contractor delivering appliances/furniture. Have to deal with fucking retarded co-workers you cant even trust to drive (pic related) And fucking retarded customers who half the time dont even really know what they ordered. And fucking retarded salesmen that promise the delivery team will do stuff that im not required nor do I even feel obligated to do. I also have to deal with a shitty warehouse, a shitty dispatch, and a shitty corporate. The problems never cease, my boss does not maintain the trucks and never really sticks up for us. I do all of this for a daily flat rate pay.
>>563124676 >be barista >busiest time of day in the morning >people on their way to work >also dummies who NEED a caramel machiatto at 8 o'clock in the morning >drive thru is packed >enter shitbird from a nearby car dealer >doesn't own it, barely works there, most likely attained his job via nepotism >orders 2 drinks, we say cool, get started >line is all the way around the building, mind you >shitbird gets to the window, pays, then says we didn't include 2 other drinks >3 people with headsets confirmed he only ordered 2 >he gets pissy, and reorders altogether; doesn't even keep the ones he paid for, he wants new ones and he wants them hot >I ask him to please pull around and park in front and I'll bring his order because we had to make it right there, not ahead of time because he decided he's God's personal snowflake >this is also so all the good people behind him don't have to wait because he doesn't know how to place an order (or tell the truth) >turns into a 2 year old who doesn't get his way, pulls ahead anyway >I bring him his order (4-5 drinks that he didn't have to pay for) >later, his boss/supervisor calls us and complains that we didn't get the order right and made him wait 20 minutes (this is bullshit because most, if not, ALL places with drive-thrus have these digital things called TIMERS which say exactly how long you've been there from order box to when you leave the window) >hand the phone to boss, she explains that their employee is a moron with the IQ of a fart and not only lied about his order, but was inconsiderate >politely asked them not to send him ever again for coffee runs >mfw every employee from then on knew he was a big, blubbery pussy from then on; a full-grown man whose day and mood depend on him getting his baby bottle of frappuccino
>Be me working at off braums >running drive thru during a college football game >lady pulls up to speaker >"Welcome to Braum's would like a double dib tonight" >"No sir, i would like....and also can i get a limade with diet ice" >"ma'am do you mean a diet limade?" >"NO, A limade with diet ice!" >at this point i had to ask somebody if this person was fucking with me, >Friend/manager comes up to me and says just to give her light ice and let her go about her day. >Lady sweared diet ice is real.
>>563133243 Jealous of what? Even if that watch is real (it isn't), you've spent 30 minutes trying to convince 4chan that you're rich. You obviously have nothing in this world but your shitty watch and your virginity. Enjoy your day of retribution.
>be working at a Staples >summer 2012, earning extra cash >lady comes in asking weird questions about printers >answer to best of my abilities >wants some copies of something or some bullshit >conversation starts getting really weird about political shit >just carrying on a conversation because I'm bored >out of nowhere the bitch pulls a gun on me and says I will meet my god >ohfuckohfuckohfuck >literally shit myself >lady lowers gun and just leaves without a word >manager is already on the phone with cops >go home and never come back >see the bitch on the news later, turns out she was having some sort of episode and was a teacher at the local university
I just started working at bk this past month and I was buying tramadol pills from a co-worker on break and some customers saw the deal going down, the guy instantly grapes his phone and started passing and said "you good" trying to get a hook up and the lady he was with asked to buy some too haha I nearly thought I was going to lose my job and be reported but they we're chill haha
>>563127461 I'm with you on this one. People don't need to be dicks. You fucked up his shit, gave him a warm croissant; he can wait for it to cool the fuck down or get some other shit. You did as you should have in the situation; it wasn't your fault they ran out of croissants. Then you gave him new coffee and he chose to be a dick about that too. The fucker knows it's gonna be boiling hot. Everyone has the right to complain, but they shouldn't treat people in the service industry like shit without credence.
>>563135445 Well there good sir, here in the country that God protects of the good ol' USA, our waiters have the right...NAY! The priviledge of having to work below minimum wages as they pray to baby Jesus that their fellow good hearted Christian Americans will provide them with ample tips for a living, unlike your Godless country where your waiters have to be paid as your country is full of heathens whom our lord and savior, sweet sweet baby Jesus, frowns upon. CAN I GET AN AMEN!?
>>563136802 Sweet baby Jesus! We have a lost soul here, and how I'll pray for you. How I'll pray. For you see, the lord has brought me a lost sheep. Fallen astray from the herd. Come here little sheep, does thou butt hurt?
>>563136995 That's how all media-based jobs work. There's almost no job security unless you get lucky and work long enough somewhere to get experience. Otherwise you're in and out like a revolving door.
>be busboy >server bitch gets my attention >"table 301 this couples kid threw up everywhere >go to table with gloves and cleaning supplies >bitch awkwardly smiles and says "sorry he's been sick all week" >mfw her logic is to take him out in public and fill him up with French fries with ketchup and wash it down with chocolate milk and expect him not to get sick >mfw I have to clean up after overpriveledged white fucks >slavework.exe >I'm a peasant and I'm underemployed >fuck
>>563137720 >>563137720 I'm a busboy too. I ignore the customers and only focus on clearing tables and re-setting them with appetizer plates and silverware. The lazy ass waiters and waitresses can pre-bus, they have more time than I do
>>563124676 > work for city of Knoxville TN CAC Drive transit bus for disabled and down on luck people. Get told to drive bus over the project"The fucking getto" To pick up a guy. > Drive a disabled bus with wheel chair lift. > get to address and a Mexican is waiting on a riding mower with a weed eater and gas can. > Punch in computer that ive arrived. Mexican in broken English asks me to put down wheel chair lift. > No I can't you can walk fine just get on. "No me need mower work take with" >This mother fucker wants me to put a riding mower in the back of handicapped potato mobile. > No you cant take the mower on my bus. I need mower work! You lower gate! > NO I wont call my boss on radio. She speaks fluent Spanish. > Anon leave that ass hole he wont listen. Close door trying to leave. Mexican chases slowly after on riding mower. Fucking spicks.
>be me >working at this frozen yogurt place called Yogurtini >350lb tub of butter waddles in 5 minutes before close >he tries to put some chocolate froyo in his cup >look at me with chub face asking if we're out of chocolate >Tell him "Yes, we're out right now, but we'll be getting another shipment tomorrow" >I can tell he's getting angry >Try to get him samples of any of our 15 other flavors >he tells me to go to hell and throws his yogurt cup on the ground >tries to waddle out the door as fast as he can >fatty magoo trips on his own shoes (that I doubt he can see) >falls to the ground and crawls his way out the restaurant >since it's now time to close I lock the door with the fat fuck crying right outside of it >Idontevencare.jpg Sometimes I hate living in America
Me working at hotel restaurant as a potwash boy. A random guy i didn't know walks in the restaurant asking for my name. I Thought that it was getting a ticket for parking my moped on the wrong spot. I walk with him on the way out of the hotel and he hands me some keys that have a yellow bagde whit a black horse on it. we walk outside and there is a red Ferrari 458 parket in front of the apartments. He gives me the keys and tell me to start it upp. I sitt down in the driver seat and he says that i should ha a foot on the brake padle just in case. Put in keys, push big red start button and gets a massive cargasm of the fantstic ferrari engine. Turned out to be my stepmothers cousin who new that i loved cars. Lml ^^. ( not actuall car on image )
>>563131476 > Jamal: "The black man ain't go no freedoms thanks to the white man!" bullshit nignog you do have rights because you are a US citizen, the only person oppressing you is you and every other black person or minority anyone, who chooses to say they are oppressed. you can do anything you want with yer life so why dont you put down the crap "music" and the hollywood sterotypes and be a real fucking person? someone who works for a living to support himself and his family instead of leeching off the state like a godamned tumor.
>>563124676 >13 >working as a scorekeeper at baseball field >working the scoreboard and keeping track of game >im up in the tower behind homeplate, 20 feet up >starts raining >girl my age runs in the tower to get out of rain and comes up the spiral steps and sits next to me >we talk while the game is suspended >anyway, scantly clad cause summer in the south and soaking wet from rain >i joke with her about how i can see her boobs through her white shirt >she stays up with me until she drys out. >i tell her its a great view >long story but i end up fingering this girl while keeping score of ballgame >it was a good day
>work as line cook at local "family-style" restaurant >working on broil >three steaks come in, all med-well >they're thick steaks that take forever to cook past medium >figure I'll just butterfly them so they don't hog up all my grill space for 10+ minutes and come out burnt to shit >other cook (immigrant from either El Salvador or Ecuador, don't remember) sees me and says "no anon, you can't do that" >ask him why not >he stands there looking confused for a few seconds >"no, we can't do that" >explain my reasoning to him >"no, don't do that" >I walk away for a few seconds to wash my hands >come back to see him punching the shit out of the remaining un-butterflied steak >puts that one and two other new ones on the grill >presses down hard on all of them with weights to make them thinner and cook faster >he basically takes over broil, I end up helping out the other stations since it's a busy night >mfw through all of this
>>563124676 You were extremely unprofessional and were the 'dense' one in this story- just give him back the change from the five he gave you you fucking OCD ass. Its his goddamn money and you should be been fired for grabbing it
>waiter at restaurant >couple comes in, I sit them down and take their orders >constantly checking to see if they need anything >shoot the shit with them for a few minutes while they wait >they finish their food and pay and leave >no tip on a $45 dollar food order
If you don't tip or tip well when going out to eat, please do everyone a favor and never ever go out to eat at a restaurant ever again.
>>563124676 OP you sound like a stupid bitch on her period.
just suck it up and do some basic math to break the 5er instead of making a fucking scene.
I'm sure your boss is gonna give you shit for snatching an old man's coin purse out of his fucking hands like a retard.
you probably are the same person who holds up a line trying to decide what you want and then gets pissed off when they tell you to leave after waiting for 5 minutes.
here's a REAL story.
>working at Five Guys >new store, just opened >still in the 5 day training period >everything is in fives at the storte; 5 people working behind counter at all times, 5 managers etc >shit is fucked >I digress >we are cooking food to get used to working the line >the food is for our fellow employees as an added challenge >manager steps off the line to take a call from regional manager >a co-worker then decided to take his place >tells a guy "this burger is only half a burger do it right" >throws burger on the floor >manager saw on video, comes around counter and tells him to leave >fast forward to the first day on the job >I'm working with the fucker >he has a manager constantly with him to make sure he does the job >fucker does shit like the bitchy OP >fucker starts dancing behind the line in the middle of a rush >fucker doesn't wash his hands because "it gets rid of essential oils and dries out the skin" >fucker gets fired on the spot and told to never show up at the joint or he'll be removed >mfw
>be working as a tourguide >be in charge of a group of 200 passengers >take the train all the way to a hotel in the mountains >arrive at hotel >terrible smell strikes my nostrils >notice that old british man who must be like 90 yo, walking slowly with a cane >back of his pants with a brownish humid stain >philippine escort comes to me to signal it >she noticed the smell already in the train >she tells me with her freakin accent "a passenger shit himself!" >I try to take my distance, be like "orly?" >ask where he is now >the motherfucker is sitting on a sofa eating waffles >I tell the escort to take him away to the bathroom or smth while I figure out smth with the reception >mfw a passenger volunteers to go in the bathroom with the old man to help him clean and change >I make the philippine buy new trousers to him >day saved >mfw that cold blooded bastard shit himself while riding the train and ate his goddamn waffles sitting in his own shit lookin the other passengers straight in the eye
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