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Found baby possum in dog food container. Figured it fell inside

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Found baby possum in dog food container.
Figured it fell inside somehow and couldn't get out.
Decided to fill it with water and watch the thing try to swim in the food.
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k
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>>563114982

basically this
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decided to take it out last second because it was quiet. It seemed well behaved and maybe I could keep it as a pet.

Seems like it was too cold outside and it just collapsed
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>>563114816
insert in ass, pic + timestamp
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>>563115198
so cool
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I watched it as it took its last breathe and its tail curled up.

Didn't know animals were this fragile. I mean I knew it would die if I left it in the wind, but I didn't think it would die in less than 5 minutes.
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>>563114816
Good Sir, get the animal outside the container, set it free.
Feel good.
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>>563114816
tie balloons to that little bitch
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>>563115395
:^) you learned a valuable lesson. now apply this to everyone you know. drown 'em all
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>>563115395
Umm its a possum, they play dead..........
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why do I feel bad about killing it? Is it cuz im a little bitch?
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>>563115938
until you post pics of it decapitated, i'm saying it's alive still
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>>563115395
>>563115850

Find a way to see if it's messing with you or actually dead, put it in the oven or hold it over a lighter or something
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>>563115938
possuim play dead u fucking retarded cunt pick it up and take it inside with towel
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>>563115850
>>563116052
>>563116137
>>563116154

I'll see what I can do
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>>563116374

lol paint him or shave his tummy
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>>563116554
the fuck kind of request is that
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>>563115395
Lol'd this guy
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>>563116609

Well if the possum is gonna play games they so can we. Make that faget pussum wish he never got out his faget little pussum bed this morning.
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>>563117007
ok good idea

OP, shave then paint its tummy :^)
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>>563117007
>little pussum bed
lol'd
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>>563117007
You should cum on him.
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>>563117235
or in him, amirite
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I found it. Wow I really thought it was dead.
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>>563117648
Pet it and keep it.

One day it will be a huge looking rat-thing
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>>563117648
Possums play dead dumbass. Now take it as your own. Name it after you. Raise it as your own. Watch it grow into the strongest possum Possums have known.
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Opossums play dead. This one is small enough that you can probably keep it as a pet, just feed it cat food but you should read up on them, as they do require special care. They're pretty smart and affectionate, kind of like a cat if you get them young, but with much bigger teeth so be careful playing.

...or you can be a future serial killer and torture a poor baby animal to death like some child molesters here want you to do.
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>>563117648
good job. do you have nail polish remover or some other solvent? you need to give it a good bath
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I threw rocks at it and I missed and it crawled behind the paint can
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>>563117648
Feed it an eraser.
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>>563117536
Could be nice, although it sounds a bit dangerous if it decides to bite back and all, not to mention actual penetration would leave his insides turned into mush, no matter how big OP is.
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>>563117648

Holy shit he's ugly, put him in the washing machine on the duvet setting
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>>563117648
Raise it as your child
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>>563117960
rocks? what are you, 12?
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>>563117960
don't op pls
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>>563117960
That's a boulder, you fucking idiot.

Don't hurt the animal or I'll find you.
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light it on fire
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>>563118158
you won't find him.
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I think I hit it this time guys
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Gooby no
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>>563118158
>>563118224

Alright dog the bounty hunter, get to work.
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>>563118158
lol

also what the fuck this captcha
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>>563118221
Don't be so sure, I've worked with less information before
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>>563118224
you fuck head
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>>563118224
STTTTTTTTIIIIRRRRRRRRIIIIKE
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>>563118224
Are you sure it's not playing dead again?
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this
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>>563118224
you fucking nigger, why do you do this?
i hope you house cathes on fire while you're asleep.
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;;
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>>563118224

Edgy.

What a big man you must feel like.
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>>563118224
HUEHUEHUEHUEHEU
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>>563118348
look out guys
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Guys I dont know why but it felt so hard.
I had to build up courage to toss those rocks. TOSS.

I was thinking of throwing it like a baseball but I was too scared. I don't think I want to kill it but I did. Why?
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>>563118224
100 points for this throw!
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>>563118348
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>>563118224
Could've been more fun. Also, opossums still tend to play dead.
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>>563117960

reported
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>>563118457
lel are you sure
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>>563118224
Better turn yourself in between the next 24 hours.

Because I will find you, and I'm coming for YOU.
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>>563118224
wow you must be so edgy bro

let me see that long faggy metal hair you no doubtly have
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>>563118348

You sound like a fag.
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>>563118224
OP you're the kind of fuck I'd love to kill.
Watch your back, someone is coming for you.
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ITT 12yo hootenany
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>>563118224
OP confirmed as 12 year old sadist
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>>563118348
uh huh. problem is you have nowhere to start.. at all.

>>563118457
it's because you're cool :^) welcome to the club
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>>563118490
possums are pests and legal to smash
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What the fuck is up with all these animal lovers over here? I remember when B didnt give a fuck about this shit, you've gone soft...
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Jesus christ what happened to /b/

People use to think this was funny
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everyone who cries here pls be veggies or you have no right to judge this guy
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I dont think its playing dead. Theres blood coming out of its ears and other openings.
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SOMEONE CALL DOG

>>563118652
newfag
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>>563118652
this? this has no bit of humor though. he didn't do anything entertaining here.
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>>563118383
>>563118406
>>563118438
>>563118527
>>563118539
>>563118568
Possums are VERMIN you fucking idiots, I kill them all the time because they're pieces of shit. And more often than not, they're rabid.
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>>563118634
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>>563118696
Light it on fire for good measure. NO PUT IT IN THE MICROWAVE.
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>possums are pests and legal to smash
kek

>>563118696
op is god
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>>563118457
nigga you got issues. go get some help.
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>>563118745
yep.

>>563118696
cool. future pest control here.
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>>563118652

It is, I'm sitting here laughing my ass of at all these tears.

It's a fucking possum kids, grow up. If you actually care about the welfare of other living creature go adopt a nigger or something
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>>563118826
CLEANSE THE FALLEN POSSUM IN FIRE.
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>>563118826
do this
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>>563118918
you buy slaves, you dont adopt them
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Anyone get any info out of OP's pics?
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>>563118918
Niggers are worse than animals because they can somewhat think for themselves.
It's scary.
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>>563118984
adoptions aren't free either
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>>563118996
no exif. good luck.
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>>563118826
this. microwave the nigger.
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>>563118745
>implying someone gives a fuck about what haven do...
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>>563118696
Well you killed a baby animal that couldn't have hurt you in any way. Bet you feel so big and tough. Asshole.
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ITT: White trash under the age of 16 tries to be cool by killing defenseless animals on the internet. Said white trash fails miserably. Thats bad karma little friends. Someday you will be murdered in your sleep.
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>>563119174
>Someday you will be murdered in your sleep.

We can only hope...
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>>563115395
and so a serial killer is born
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>>563119174
ITT: newfags cry about a dead possum
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>>563119174
being murdered in sleep is quite nice imo, better than being tortured by some sick sadists
>>563119167
dude everywhere animals are getting killed, so what? there are industries killing lambs, go veggie if you love animals so much and dont be the kind of guy who tells everyone about how bad killing an animal is
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>>563119174
i thought his pest control work was really cool

keep on keepin' on, OP
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>>563119005

No they cant, they're so fucking stupid that WE'RE getting warnings about ebola. That means the idiot scientists think that people over here are dumb enough to fuck each other and suck each other's unwashing shit-oozing infested genitals like they do in africa
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I rlly dont think its playing dead. If its still alive... its not living well and prob wont live past the next couple of hours.
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>>563119336
sad but true, the summer is strong in this thread.
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>>563118348
Maximum tipping
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>>563119448
yeah, you should be a vet or a doctor or something

nice prognosis
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>>563119346
Well I EAT those animals. Who the fuck eats a possum? Nobody. He killed a baby possum just for the sake of it. Just because he finds it funny. What the fuck.
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>>563119336
Haha nigger i was here before you were even born
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>>563119448
Finish him by decapitation, put him out of his misery.
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>>563119346
The difference is those animals are killed for a purpose. You killed an animal because you're a little bitch.
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>>563119336
actual newfag that doesn't realize 4chan has always disliked animal abuse even if it wasn't towards cats
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>>563119448

There was like no point in that, something that low in level wont yield much XP
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>>563119448
finish it already or let people role the future of this animal or bring it to a doctor but stop acting like you'd care about it but dont do shit
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>>563119448
>get string
>tie it around its neck
>attach to drill
>aim drill at ground
>give it the ride of its life
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>>563119336
>>563119494
cool kids
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>>563117648
I blew one away with my 12 gauge not too long ago. They're basically gigantic rats. Fuck those ugly bastards.
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>>563119575
I turned my back everytime I tossed a rock at it cuz I was scared.
I dont think I could do anymore to it.
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>>563114816
you are a dick.
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It's just a fucking possum. Stop crying faggots.
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Kill a possum
shitstorm
people threaten murder
over a possum
huge rat with huge teeth
If found in their home would've killed it
Is this the world I live in
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>>563119637
do this
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>>563119575
> Islamic State of Opossum Slaying
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>>563119667
What a pussy, you have mortally wounded him, now finish the job.
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>>563119584
1st of all i didnt kill any animal in this thread
2nd the purpose is getting eaten, although there are enough alternatives. entertainment is enough of a purpose too then.
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Postmortem request due to tricky nature of possums
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the real question is

why didnt you practice your neck snapping skills on it
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>>563118224
fuck you faggot! you could just take it in woods or something. But no you like killing animals you piece of shit!
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>>563119346
lawl the problem is that mr. newfag here trys to
impress /B/ by throwing rocks at a baby possum and posting pics.

OP is an edgy, underaged cunt tryin' to be "KEWL". and that is why we are so agitated.
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I shoot rabbits with a 30/30.
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>>563119553
Fuck you, I'm glad he killed it, I don't want Ataxia.
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>>563119652
Fuck off faggot
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>>563119889
no ones agitated, except maybe you.
>its a fucking rat
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>>563119889
so what? dont give a fuck then, you just give him attention but you dont think of it positive or neutral but negative so this is a pretty senseless activity
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light the fucker on fire, nigger
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>>563119889
>we
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>>563119174
fag
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>>563119889
>/B/
>we

lol get out
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>>563119934
Ive done that, not much left tho.
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I sometimes forget there's fucked up people like OP living among us and not just in Africa
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I could try lighting it on fire if you guys really want it but what if my neighbors see the smoke?
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Stick him in the microwave for 2 minutes.
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>>563119889
>/B/
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>>563120208
don't do that. bad idea. do you really want to be caught burning a baby opossum you killed?
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>>563120196
Aim for the head
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>>563120106
Agreed, GTFO!
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>>563120206
agreed
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>>563120208
Who gives a shit? What kind of faggot neighbors get all in other people's business like that?
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>>563120106
Shhhh
He's exactly the kind of retard needed to kill op....
>on the Internet
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>>563120208
is he died
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>Reddidtors offended
>Can't find any exif data
>Raid Over
pfffft AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>563120208
Says its your pet cat and that your cremating him.
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>>563120208
No faggot, microwave. now
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>>563119889
Toppest of keks
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wow you guys are fucking gay now, it's a possum who gives a shit.
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>>563120208
Don't do that, smoke and,noise will attract attention.

Waterboard the fucker.
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>>563120106
>>563120003
>>563119980
inb4 >fuck you faggot
>ill find you and kill u
>screw u
>you are a dick
>someday you will be murdered in your sleep
>op is 12yo hootenany
>waw bruh u must be so edgy
>what a big man u must fill like
Sorry, what was that, my fellow /b/tards?

oh, and like >>563119991 said, lets just wait this thread to 404.
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>>563118457
>>563118610
>>563118438

Once there was a rat in our house, my dad did all it could to kill the fucker, mouse traps, sticky traps and such, fuckass would always eat the threat and not get caught, I admired its intelligence. One day I heard noise in the bathroom, fucker went behind the toilet bowl to take a nap, he was obviously very tired. So I decided to put on some gloves and save the faggot before my dad would get him, it was around 4 AM. Took me a while before I could grab it by its tail, I was scared it would bite me or something, but the faggot was docile as fuck as if it knew I meant it no harm, threw it in some lunch box and threw some cheese in there and left the house towards the nearest park which was a 20 minute walk away. dropped him there and he quietly left.

Different kinds of people in this world.
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>>563118348
Can I have a fedora?
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>>563120606
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Nevar forget.
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>>563120492
>Toppest of keks
When did "kek" become the thing to say? I literally hate every one of you faggots that use that term.
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Just keep him and look after him until he's cool to go in the wild again, anon. Be a cool guy. Also be careful, they're vicious af.
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Some infant animal died because some fag tried to fit in on /b/. Boy am I glad that it died for a good reason!
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>>563120761
i'm with you. how'd it come anyway? lol, lel, kek ? where did lel come from?
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>>563120606
You used the wrong word there b/r/o
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>>563120761
>caring this much about Internet slang

kek
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Any webms or gifs of this stuff?
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>>563120918
in WoW when the horde would say lol it would show up as kek to Alliance players
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>>563120836
>Vicious as Fuck
>Keep it.
>Vicious as Fuck.

Are you retarded? THAT'S why you kill them, because if they're out during the day, it's likely rabid. D they're vicious as Fuck,normally so....

/Thread
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Sweet. You killed a small animal. You are one step higher on the ladder to becoming a serial killer. Go out to the park and kidnap a little kid and then kill it. Post results on /b/.
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>>563121342
no. kill the kid where you find it.
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>>563120652
this is how it should've been handled.
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>>563118457
Fucking wow. I just watched a man realize he's a sociopath on /b/

Thanks for entertaining me during my lunch break OP
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>>563121342
36 get.
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I am shocked from the amount of pussies in this thread.
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Why did you even make this thread?
I live in the country half of the year and have kill rats all the time
Neither edgy or entertaining
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>>563120652
If i was a chick id let you fuck me just for doing that.
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>>563120750
Fuck /b/ is really full on newfags, no one remembers...
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OP is a cunt. Nothing wrong with pest control but you should do it quick and not enjoy it you fucking psychopath.

Trying to drown and then chasing any animal around your redneck house is cruel you fucking retard.
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>>563120208
Then say you are having a BBQ.

OP is not a faggot btw.
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>>563121797
This is the end.
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>>563120652
damn you anon...a moral fag thats not a fag...you are the last of the race
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>>563120750
>>563121797
I saw that on TED talk xD
We sure got him good!
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>>563121129
huh
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Summary of thread:

Faggot OP gets all faggy about killing vermin. Other fags then whinge about it being "oh so evil", even though OP did a shit job while whining. Other anons rightfully find it hard to care either way.
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>>563120595
This. Find out what he knows.
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>>563122129

Look at the prick talking to himself
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>>563119591
>Implying there's some universal hivemind, and that not following the hivemind means you're a 'newfag'
The only thing that's changed on /b/ is people have forgotten about the lulz
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Good night sweet prince. I am a merciful god and have sent you to possum heaven.
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>>563121129
ohh, odd. what was the point of that? to dissuade the use of lol?
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>>563120750
nevar forget what (i am a newfag)?
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>>563122319
where is the fire op?
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>>563122319
What did you do to it?
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>>563122319
Why is the bag all ripped? Also please set the whole thing ablaze
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>>563122319
that animal would have lived for the foreseeable future if you hadn't decided to kill it
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>>563122319
>inb4 HOLY FUCK FAGGOT U KILLED POSSMOILLKILLYOUFUCKINGSHITDIXKNIGGERFAGGEHWJJbshhsjnshww
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>>563122319
>merciful
OP is too much a faggot to finish it quick, and then sucks his own dick.
Anons and anonettes, lets give a round of applause to /b/'s faggiest fag.
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>>563122434
>>563122494

It used to be newspaper. Notice how the possum's limbs are black and grilled? I couldnt capture the fire, and the body is still wet from when I semi drowned it.
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>>563122431
You don't deserve to know this story, newfag.
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thyme goes in all fields
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>>563122630
I like to suck penis!
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>>563118745
No, you're the fucking vermin. I should kill pieces of shit like you all the fucking time, but I don't. Do you know why? Because I'm not so morally empty as to think that intentionally taking a sentient being's life away from it for purposes other than food is acceptable.

I hope you drown in a pool of acid, shitbag.
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>>563122319
It is not in heaven yet OP ur doing it wrong, u already helped the little fella on his way to heaven, give him a boost up there so he gets there faster, tie him to a balloon or throw him as high as you can towards heaven.
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>>563122921
no, it's because you don't want to face the consequences
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>>563122921
the vermin is ded
get over it
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>>563122921
If it was sentient it would have came to me when I beckoned it to. I wanted to wrap it in my sweater and put it in warm water to keep it from going into hypothermia. It hissed at me instead so I tossed rocks at it.
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>>563122921
You're weak and you should be killed.
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>>563114816
As if further proof was needed that Australians are oxygen thieves.
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>>563122921
>I should kill pieces of shit like you all the fucking time, but I don't. Do you know why? Because I'm not so morally empty as to think that intentionally taking a sentient being's life away from it for purposes other than food is acceptable.

>I hope you drown in a pool of acid, shitbag.

Why do sjw's always combine these two things, I thought they were above it all
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>>563122646
do you even know it or are you just a newfag shaming another newfag trying to escape newfagdom?
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>>563123131
it was a baby you fucktard and you also tried to drown it
not even good bait
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>>563122319
Make sure it is dead and not suffering.
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>>563123261
I felt bad after trying to drown it so I tried to warm it up but it kept running away from me.
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>>563122212
fucking lol'd
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>>563123289
THIS!
BURN
BURN
BURN!
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>>563123331
>>> Anonymous (ID: klt0fck0) 10 seconds ago No.563
well that's what I would do if you tried to fucking drown me
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>>563122630
thats why you cover it in lighter fluid faggot
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>>563122921
Lol, I live in NZ and the last time I went to a farm, I killed 10 possums, one of which I hit with one BB from my shotgun, walked up to it while it hissed at me, and then I blew its head off
It was fun
Welcome to 4chan
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>>563123016
>>563123128
>>563123131
>>563123209
>>563123226

Come at me, faggots. See how you like having your life taken against your will.
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>>563123472
what? really? okay, what's your address? or where shall we all meet you?
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>>563123472
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>>563123472
Yeah post your address, war machine.
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It's threads like these that elevate the worry and tension that human beings are killing themselves and each other at an alarming rate. I suppose I should thank OP, but at the same time pray in earnest that he succumbs to cancer soon.
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>>563123013

WHY IS EVERYONE IGNORING THIS
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Why did you kill the rally possum you son of a bitch how are the A's supposed to win games now?
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>>563123472
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>>563122921
>wants to kill the killers
>is against killing
>not morally empty

wow, full retarded
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>>563123470
Good on you. You're saving native species.
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>>563123472
Just incase >>563123470 wasn't edgy enough for you, I also kill the crippled sheep by kneecapping them with a baseball bat and then shooting them with a .308
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>>563123016
and you, stop being the same retard >>563122921
is.
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What a waste. You could have just flown him into space.
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I dont have lighter fluid, I dont have gasoline, I tried spraying it with flammable bug spray and it didnt light on fire. What do I do with its burnt corpse?
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>>563123428
What the fuck kind of quote is that
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>>563123727

Wow such a tough man. Everyone is very impressed.

Pathetic.
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>>563123428
can somebody explain to me why somebody is considered to be a moralfag if they don't enjoy this edgy shit?
like I'm not gonna rally for animal rights or anything, but killing shit just puts a bad taste in my mouth, especially if there's no reason for it
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summer fag of 2008' here, /b/ youre getting fcuking soft, GOOD JOB OP!!! old /b/ would be proud
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>>563123557
>>563123636

58121 W Michigan Ave, Kalamazoo MI, 49004

Apartment 2824 G

I'll be waiting with a fucking shotgun.
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>>563123814
k

>>563123906
fingernail polish remover?
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>>563123940
I don't even know how the fuck that happened
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>>563124002

Pizza on the way
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as a newfag, I still can't determine whether OP should be praised or condemned. either way, is he a faggot? if I think he's an ass for this am I a moralfag?
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>>563124002
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>>563120652
You pathetic animal loving dick head. You saved a filthy rat.

Good work!
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>>563123906
You have dogs right?
>LOOKS LIKE MEATS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
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>>563124002
>>563124078
Don't forget to tip
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>>563123960
Hurrr durrr yurrrr currrr surrr durrr
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>>563124002
>anon drives to his apartment
>knocks on the door
>"g-go away I know Tai Chi! I mean I have a gun!"
>anon kicks open door
>faggot is sitting on the floor in a puddle of his own excrement with a 12 dollar airsoft shotgun

I hope you like Korans though.
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>>563124002
>No, you're the fucking vermin. I should kill pieces of shit like you all the fucking time, but I don't. Do you know why? Because I'm not so morally empty as to think that intentionally taking a sentient being's life away from it for purposes other than food is acceptable.
>I hope you drown in a pool of acid, shitbag.
Another animal loving fag
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>>563124202
I said I sprayed it with bug poison. Im not feeding it to my dog. I could lighting it on fire in like 2-3 hours when it dries up. I'll make a new thread with the burning possum as the op pic.
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>>563123960
I don't know, maybe it's just a cultural thing on here.
>>
Wow, OP.

Reel kool. Hardcore.

Fucking psychopath Dolphins who think their something special by showing off their able to kill something.

Get drowned, fucking retard.
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>>563123960
this edgy shit has to be quite old, animals are slain for amusement and entertainment since thousands of years.
>>
top kek's go to all the edgy animal lovers who try to defend vermin
go back to tumblr, edgelords.
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>>563123956
>2014
>Not just calling me edgy
newfag detected
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>>563124480
yeah but a thousand years ago people didn't take pictures and post them on an image board for attention
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>>563124480
thats why you cavemen considered neanderthals and animals.
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>>563124583
because they didn't have the tech
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>>563118343
I got a picture of braille once for captcha, that shit was fucking retarded.
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>ITT: Fuck possum's rights activists.
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>>563124725
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>>563124667
no, because they behave like animals.

killing innocent vermints, baws at jailbait posted on /b/

hypocrites
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>>563124725
>ITT: Teenagers mad about pest
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>>563124698
I like it better than having to save all these nonsense words into my spellchecker dictionary
>>
holy shit most edgy thing here are all the moral fags, could you please get the fuck out?
you're as worthless as guys who flame bands or movies on facebook, you wont change shit you faggots
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>>563124180
That rat was probably smarter than you.

Ima go on a limb here and say it was also probably cleaner than you, you dirty neckbeard.
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>>563119956
>fingered
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>>563124849
yeah all those romans and spanish guys behaving like animals... and all the humans these days who arent animals anymore somehow...
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>>563123470
>NZ
>Possum

Yeah, it deserved to die. Good job killing an invasive species, anon
>>
I mean if it was a human I wouldn't mind killing it in anyway. But this possum... it scared the hell out of me and now im feeling super guilty.

Why is this?
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>>563124863
How about just killing them without playing with it like a fucking animal then?

Rednecks.
>>
What a boring thread. You couldve sent him to space anon but instead you were a huge faggot
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>>563125140
you're probably, deep inside, opossum-kin, y'know?
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>>563125140
because you killed an animal. despite what a lot of people will tell you, feeling bad about killing this is normal
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>>563125037
>implying all of humanity isn't a type of animal.

You are one smart cookie
>>
tie helium baloons to it and let it fly away. We will wait for the news broadcadts
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>>563125241
its not. Humans are omnivores and we kill usually, we'Re just raised to be fucking pussies.
>>563125271
i just said they're animals you fucking retard, you know sarcasm?!
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>>563123470
2edgy

must have made a lot of edgy friends
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>>563125140
You discovered that you're a psychopath.
You may discovered that you are sick.
You may discovered that killing for survival is something different than this.
You discovered that you are a degenerate.
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>>563122319
d-did y-you c-cum?
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>>563125170
>Playing with it like an animal
Didn't know animals played with their food
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>>563125387
well considering that we've developed more empathy over the last few centuries and have come to understand that animals can feel pain and shit, I'd say its probably more normal to feel bad than to not feel bad
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>>563125387
No. I have aspergers, noggerdick.
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>>563123906
just take some sticks, twigs and wood and light them up with newspaper, then put the possum on top of that

or just tie a helium balloon to it please
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>>563115378
>>563115413
>>563115850
>>563116154
>>563117775
>>563117819
>>563118123
>>563118158
>>563118348
>>563118383
>>563118406
>>563118438
>>563118490
>>563118539
>>563118568
>>563118605
>>563118719
>>563118835
>>563118889
>>563118996
>>563119096
>>563119174
>>563119273
>>563119553
>>563119584
>>563119591
>>563119621
>>563119652
>>563119798
>>563119889
>>563119991
>>563120606
>>563120652
>>563121168
>>563121525
>>563121342
>>563121797
>>563122209

You're all college aged faggots living with your parents or dead end pieces of shit.

Get used to the real world kiddies, it's not all 4chan out there and your ignorance is nothing but an indicator that you have no real world experience outside of the citys and your comftorable, 'vermin free' lifestyles.

Grow up please' you make /b/ worse
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>>563125387
Absolute bullshit is absolute.
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>>563114816
What's with all the water?
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>>563118613
Pest control doesn't justify poaching and animal abuse
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>>563125474
i did know your mum played with your dog
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>>563125597
Of courshe! Viking funeral op
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>>563125612
i have no place in that list :^(
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>>563125368
This
run to the store OP.
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>>563125581
You can attach electrodes to a meatcut and it gives a shock response/twitch.

But there's no brain. Oh wait, that must mean pain's not associated with higher thought! You blumbering faggots' get over yourselfs.
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>>563125612
>jimmy giga rustled

your tears are delicious
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>>563125170
Its the best way to vent
I docked sheep for 2 full working weeks getting up at 6am and finishing at 6pm everyday, do you know what I did when they gave me the job of killing the cripples? I got a baseball bat, and I beat the living shit out of the first sheep that tried to attack me when I tried to shoot it mercifully, it felt fucking good watching that sheep writhe in pain on the ground after in rammed me into a fence
needless to say, I shot it and ate it
best revenge
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>>563125450
Wait what? you're saying that he's a psychopath because he feels regret and compassion for the animal? Surely it should be the opposite?
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>>563125941
You confuse me for having a ruined day over your complaining.
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>>563114816
If /b/ can find the location I will murder OP

You know, for laughs
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>>563125703
>Buttmad detected
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OP here. How many things must I kill before I don't feel guilty about it? I don't want to feel like this anymore. I feel bad, I feel sick to my stomach, and I feel scared even though its just a baby possum. I shouldn't be feeling like this.
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>>563125982
don't cut yourself with that edge kiddo
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>>563125612
This.

Living in a bowl. A shitbowl. Not able to look outside.
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>>563126007
Go fuck your self white knight bitch.. If I find you I will kill you like a deer and rip you open after your dead to hang your head in my cabin
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>>563126007
The folder of jpgs you saved about raiding didnt have any info to help?
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>>563126172
kill yourself. it's the only way to end the guilt
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>>563126090
ask your mum
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>>563126007
Yes, please, do it
And record it
>I love it when I get extra violence in an animal torture thread
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>>563126172
It's not like you can un-kill it right?
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>>563125612
Your post makes no sense whatsoever.. What ignorance?

Rabies is that your point? A baby possum with rabies? You went through a lot of trouble quoting all these people through the post.. but ya blew it with a shit post.
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>>563125876
There are two types of pain found in sentient life. There is the instinctive one that causes that jerk physical reaction, and there is also the pain on an emotional level caused by awareness of feeling pain.
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>>563126172
R u trolling, or serious?
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>>563124002
Someone is kill
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>>563126243
>if
exactly
also inb4 404
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>>563114816
>
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>>563126243
no you won't

you will probably keep jerking to mlp porn in your cabin
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>>563114816
>Seems like it was too cold outside and it just collapsed
>just collapsed

its a fucking possum, they play dead you ignorant shit.
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>>563126242
Wtf are you talking about? You people make no sense are you high on crack.
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>>563126189
>Edgy
>Killing a crippled sheep
I did what was necessary, its almost like you are implying that humans can't hold grudges between animals because they are animals
That sheep charged me, trying to kill me if it could
and then it died, the end
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>>563126462
fag
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>>563126172
before you kill, you must an hero
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