Found baby possum in dog food container.
Figured it fell inside somehow and couldn't get out.
Decided to fill it with water and watch the thing try to swim in the food.
decided to take it out last second because it was quiet. It seemed well behaved and maybe I could keep it as a pet.
Seems like it was too cold outside and it just collapsed
I watched it as it took its last breathe and its tail curled up.
Didn't know animals were this fragile. I mean I knew it would die if I left it in the wind, but I didn't think it would die in less than 5 minutes.
tie balloons to that little bitch
I found it. Wow I really thought it was dead.
Possums play dead dumbass. Now take it as your own. Name it after you. Raise it as your own. Watch it grow into the strongest possum Possums have known.
Opossums play dead. This one is small enough that you can probably keep it as a pet, just feed it cat food but you should read up on them, as they do require special care. They're pretty smart and affectionate, kind of like a cat if you get them young, but with much bigger teeth so be careful playing.
...or you can be a future serial killer and torture a poor baby animal to death like some child molesters here want you to do.
I threw rocks at it and I missed and it crawled behind the paint can
Could be nice, although it sounds a bit dangerous if it decides to bite back and all, not to mention actual penetration would leave his insides turned into mush, no matter how big OP is.
don't op pls
I think I hit it this time guys
also what the fuck this captcha
you fuck head
you fucking nigger, why do you do this?
i hope you house cathes on fire while you're asleep.
What a big man you must feel like.
Guys I dont know why but it felt so hard.
I had to build up courage to toss those rocks. TOSS.
I was thinking of throwing it like a baseball but I was too scared. I don't think I want to kill it but I did. Why?
Better turn yourself in between the next 24 hours.
Because I will find you, and I'm coming for YOU.
I dont think its playing dead. Theres blood coming out of its ears and other openings.
SOMEONE CALL DOG
Possums are VERMIN you fucking idiots, I kill them all the time because they're pieces of shit. And more often than not, they're rabid.
>possums are pests and legal to smash
op is god
nigga you got issues. go get some help.
It is, I'm sitting here laughing my ass of at all these tears.
It's a fucking possum kids, grow up. If you actually care about the welfare of other living creature go adopt a nigger or something
ITT: White trash under the age of 16 tries to be cool by killing defenseless animals on the internet. Said white trash fails miserably. Thats bad karma little friends. Someday you will be murdered in your sleep.
being murdered in sleep is quite nice imo, better than being tortured by some sick sadists
dude everywhere animals are getting killed, so what? there are industries killing lambs, go veggie if you love animals so much and dont be the kind of guy who tells everyone about how bad killing an animal is
No they cant, they're so fucking stupid that WE'RE getting warnings about ebola. That means the idiot scientists think that people over here are dumb enough to fuck each other and suck each other's unwashing shit-oozing infested genitals like they do in africa
I rlly dont think its playing dead. If its still alive... its not living well and prob wont live past the next couple of hours.
Well I EAT those animals. Who the fuck eats a possum? Nobody. He killed a baby possum just for the sake of it. Just because he finds it funny. What the fuck.
It's just a fucking possum. Stop crying faggots.
1st of all i didnt kill any animal in this thread
2nd the purpose is getting eaten, although there are enough alternatives. entertainment is enough of a purpose too then.
lawl the problem is that mr. newfag here trys to
impress /B/ by throwing rocks at a baby possum and posting pics.
OP is an edgy, underaged cunt tryin' to be "KEWL". and that is why we are so agitated.
Fuck off faggot
so what? dont give a fuck then, you just give him attention but you dont think of it positive or neutral but negative so this is a pretty senseless activity
>Can't find any exif data
inb4 >fuck you faggot
>ill find you and kill u
>you are a dick
>someday you will be murdered in your sleep
>op is 12yo hootenany
>waw bruh u must be so edgy
>what a big man u must fill like
Sorry, what was that, my fellow /b/tards?
oh, and like >>563119991 said, lets just wait this thread to 404.
Once there was a rat in our house, my dad did all it could to kill the fucker, mouse traps, sticky traps and such, fuckass would always eat the threat and not get caught, I admired its intelligence. One day I heard noise in the bathroom, fucker went behind the toilet bowl to take a nap, he was obviously very tired. So I decided to put on some gloves and save the faggot before my dad would get him, it was around 4 AM. Took me a while before I could grab it by its tail, I was scared it would bite me or something, but the faggot was docile as fuck as if it knew I meant it no harm, threw it in some lunch box and threw some cheese in there and left the house towards the nearest park which was a 20 minute walk away. dropped him there and he quietly left.
Different kinds of people in this world.
Some infant animal died because some fag tried to fit in on /b/. Boy am I glad that it died for a good reason!
You used the wrong word there b/r/o
>Vicious as Fuck
>Vicious as Fuck.
Are you retarded? THAT'S why you kill them, because if they're out during the day, it's likely rabid. D they're vicious as Fuck,normally so....
Sweet. You killed a small animal. You are one step higher on the ladder to becoming a serial killer. Go out to the park and kidnap a little kid and then kill it. Post results on /b/.
Why did you even make this thread?
I live in the country half of the year and have kill rats all the time
Neither edgy or entertaining
OP is a cunt. Nothing wrong with pest control but you should do it quick and not enjoy it you fucking psychopath.
Trying to drown and then chasing any animal around your redneck house is cruel you fucking retard.
Summary of thread:
Faggot OP gets all faggy about killing vermin. Other fags then whinge about it being "oh so evil", even though OP did a shit job while whining. Other anons rightfully find it hard to care either way.
>Implying there's some universal hivemind, and that not following the hivemind means you're a 'newfag'
The only thing that's changed on /b/ is people have forgotten about the lulz
Good night sweet prince. I am a merciful god and have sent you to possum heaven.
where is the fire op?
that animal would have lived for the foreseeable future if you hadn't decided to kill it
>inb4 HOLY FUCK FAGGOT U KILLED POSSMOILLKILLYOUFUCKINGSHITDIXKNIGGERFAGGEHWJJbshhsjnshww
OP is too much a faggot to finish it quick, and then sucks his own dick.
Anons and anonettes, lets give a round of applause to /b/'s faggiest fag.
It used to be newspaper. Notice how the possum's limbs are black and grilled? I couldnt capture the fire, and the body is still wet from when I semi drowned it.
No, you're the fucking vermin. I should kill pieces of shit like you all the fucking time, but I don't. Do you know why? Because I'm not so morally empty as to think that intentionally taking a sentient being's life away from it for purposes other than food is acceptable.
I hope you drown in a pool of acid, shitbag.
It is not in heaven yet OP ur doing it wrong, u already helped the little fella on his way to heaven, give him a boost up there so he gets there faster, tie him to a balloon or throw him as high as you can towards heaven.
the vermin is ded
get over it
If it was sentient it would have came to me when I beckoned it to. I wanted to wrap it in my sweater and put it in warm water to keep it from going into hypothermia. It hissed at me instead so I tossed rocks at it.
>I should kill pieces of shit like you all the fucking time, but I don't. Do you know why? Because I'm not so morally empty as to think that intentionally taking a sentient being's life away from it for purposes other than food is acceptable.
>I hope you drown in a pool of acid, shitbag.
Why do sjw's always combine these two things, I thought they were above it all
Lol, I live in NZ and the last time I went to a farm, I killed 10 possums, one of which I hit with one BB from my shotgun, walked up to it while it hissed at me, and then I blew its head off
It was fun
Welcome to 4chan
It's threads like these that elevate the worry and tension that human beings are killing themselves and each other at an alarming rate. I suppose I should thank OP, but at the same time pray in earnest that he succumbs to cancer soon.
WHY IS EVERYONE IGNORING THIS
Just incase >>563123470 wasn't edgy enough for you, I also kill the crippled sheep by kneecapping them with a baseball bat and then shooting them with a .308
I dont have lighter fluid, I dont have gasoline, I tried spraying it with flammable bug spray and it didnt light on fire. What do I do with its burnt corpse?
can somebody explain to me why somebody is considered to be a moralfag if they don't enjoy this edgy shit?
like I'm not gonna rally for animal rights or anything, but killing shit just puts a bad taste in my mouth, especially if there's no reason for it
as a newfag, I still can't determine whether OP should be praised or condemned. either way, is he a faggot? if I think he's an ass for this am I a moralfag?
You have dogs right?
>LOOKS LIKE MEATS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
Don't forget to tip
>anon drives to his apartment
>knocks on the door
>"g-go away I know Tai Chi! I mean I have a gun!"
>anon kicks open door
>faggot is sitting on the floor in a puddle of his own excrement with a 12 dollar airsoft shotgun
I hope you like Korans though.
>No, you're the fucking vermin. I should kill pieces of shit like you all the fucking time, but I don't. Do you know why? Because I'm not so morally empty as to think that intentionally taking a sentient being's life away from it for purposes other than food is acceptable.
>I hope you drown in a pool of acid, shitbag.
Another animal loving fag
I said I sprayed it with bug poison. Im not feeding it to my dog. I could lighting it on fire in like 2-3 hours when it dries up. I'll make a new thread with the burning possum as the op pic.
Reel kool. Hardcore.
Fucking psychopath Dolphins who think their something special by showing off their able to kill something.
Get drowned, fucking retard.
holy shit most edgy thing here are all the moral fags, could you please get the fuck out?
you're as worthless as guys who flame bands or movies on facebook, you wont change shit you faggots
its not. Humans are omnivores and we kill usually, we'Re just raised to be fucking pussies.
i just said they're animals you fucking retard, you know sarcasm?!
You discovered that you're a psychopath.
You may discovered that you are sick.
You may discovered that killing for survival is something different than this.
You discovered that you are a degenerate.
>Playing with it like an animal
Didn't know animals played with their food
well considering that we've developed more empathy over the last few centuries and have come to understand that animals can feel pain and shit, I'd say its probably more normal to feel bad than to not feel bad
just take some sticks, twigs and wood and light them up with newspaper, then put the possum on top of that
or just tie a helium balloon to it please
You're all college aged faggots living with your parents or dead end pieces of shit.
Get used to the real world kiddies, it's not all 4chan out there and your ignorance is nothing but an indicator that you have no real world experience outside of the citys and your comftorable, 'vermin free' lifestyles.
Grow up please' you make /b/ worse
You can attach electrodes to a meatcut and it gives a shock response/twitch.
But there's no brain. Oh wait, that must mean pain's not associated with higher thought! You blumbering faggots' get over yourselfs.
Its the best way to vent
I docked sheep for 2 full working weeks getting up at 6am and finishing at 6pm everyday, do you know what I did when they gave me the job of killing the cripples? I got a baseball bat, and I beat the living shit out of the first sheep that tried to attack me when I tried to shoot it mercifully, it felt fucking good watching that sheep writhe in pain on the ground after in rammed me into a fence
needless to say, I shot it and ate it
OP here. How many things must I kill before I don't feel guilty about it? I don't want to feel like this anymore. I feel bad, I feel sick to my stomach, and I feel scared even though its just a baby possum. I shouldn't be feeling like this.
Your post makes no sense whatsoever.. What ignorance?
Rabies is that your point? A baby possum with rabies? You went through a lot of trouble quoting all these people through the post.. but ya blew it with a shit post.
There are two types of pain found in sentient life. There is the instinctive one that causes that jerk physical reaction, and there is also the pain on an emotional level caused by awareness of feeling pain.
R u trolling, or serious?
>Killing a crippled sheep
I did what was necessary, its almost like you are implying that humans can't hold grudges between animals because they are animals
That sheep charged me, trying to kill me if it could
and then it died, the end