>add woman i don't know on skype (had to add someone

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

groom yourself so u don't look like a homeless bum.

Post nudes

Also, yes. Assuming you're not a lying faggot.

>>563086039

I swear on my fucking life this is true

I fucking swear

I am on skype for mac

>>563086269
show her pics then faggot

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This is the pic she sent me out of nowhere

dont pussy out now

>>563086269
pic of gtfo

>>563086269
Do it man!

>>563086469
Nice, I was expecting a hamplanet. You shou go and fuck her.

>>563086469
obamanotbad.jpg

>>563085853
If it's true: of course go for it and have fun!

>>563085853
>Would you do it?
Well duh!
Fuck her like the whore she is OP!

>>563086469
and corsetpic now, if you are not lying, fuck the shit out of that bitch (might wanna sneak a cam in for us to sneak a peek)

All systems go OP

>would you do it
fucking obviously

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This is another pic she sent me

>>563086873

She didn't send me a corset pic, that's the thing she was like "Why don't you come over and take pics of me in whatever you'd like me to wear"

>>563087118
the goth one then

>>563087176
And again: GO FOR IT.
I've been there, older women are amazing in bed.

36 year old female, relatively hot body, into kinky sex shit, and she's single with no kids?

If every red flag alarm in the survival instinct part of your brain isn't going off right now, you deserve whatever horrible gruesome death awaits you at her house. Godspeed, buddy.

Post first gothic attire with too much clothes. What does she do for a living?

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>>563087004
>woman
>don't take good care of her nails
>wtf

Anyway OP, if you don't do it, you'll spend the rest of your life regretting and imaging what would've happened if you went to her house.

Just bring a gun along in case she's actually two 2'10' niggers.

while fucking her, film her and tell her to say "shoutout to the /b/

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>>563085853
Go for it and try your hardest.

We know you can do it, OP!

>>563086269
>I am on skype for mac

Shit I guess that proves it.

>>563087004
Dump the rest htfu

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B0ss u habe autism

>>563087938
Why is Franku such a qt?

>>563085853
how old are you op?
virgin?

op you may never have this chance again, Go For It!

Come on OP, just post everything you got of her, you already said she sent you pics after the first nude plus we wanna see the gothic style one

But yeah I'd do it OP, she wants the D and has a nice looking body, and you can literally dress her up in gothic clothes

>>563088108

I'm 20.

I'm a virgin

But she doesn't know because I lied ot her

>>563085853
you should post her pics here

What do you have to lose man, fucking go for it

Have fun OP.

Take 5 condoms with you.

in before its a 46 year old dude

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>>563088381
have a couple of beers to loosen up and go for it, at least you'll have an interesting story.

unless you have something else lined up, don't pass on an oppurtunity

if you don't do it then you're a faggot

you might as well tell her you're a virgin, she might even like it more

>>563088734
But not until you're there.

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>mfw when they're probably e-whoring you
>mfw you sent them a pic of your dick

she looks alright OP you should go check out her loosening vag and post results

>>563087293
I'm with this comment, 36 no kids??? hmm, probably a personality problem.

What if the whore starts slapping your ass while you are tied?

>>563089041

So when she asked me what I was into

I asked her the same thing

She told me that her ex (i didn't ask how old he was) wanted her to dominate him, be his mistress and that she didn't want that

She wants the guy to be in control (not in a bdsm way i think just normally)

OP it's simply a matter of supply and demand. She wants the dick, you have the dick. OP give her the dick. I see literally nothing wrong with fucking her

OP, how you look?

>>563089067
Even better then.

>>563089232

Op would be stabbed by a big nigga at the hotel you prick

Als, your mom doesn't told you don't talk with strangers?

>>563085853
One question op.

Where did you get her skype from?

>>563085853
>HOLY FUCK I SWEAR TO GOD THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED

Really isn't that common. 30+ and single is like fish in a barrel if you aren't retardedly autistic/obese.

You probably could have fucked her MUCH sooner when you didn't ask for her number and she gave you it "because she doesn't know how to use skype"

>>563089523
he's a big boy now, he can make up his own mind.

Be brave OP

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>>563089594
The answer to your question is pretty much on the first line of OP post.

So you're getting laid.
Why are you so shocked and nervous? Are you plebeian scrub?

>>563089805
He said he's a virgin...

>>563085853
her name start with a B?

>>563089523
>>
>>563089523
>>563089523

She invited me to her home

She told me her address

It's not that far away from me

>>563089594

From skype i randomly added her even though i don't know her

I had to add someone else but I saw her in the list so I thought fuck it

>>563089597

I couldn't because she was on vacation for a week

>>563089805

yes...

>>563089970
You don't know her.

>>563089973
Are you virgin OP ?

>>563090312

I already answered this question: yes

But I lied to her and told her I had sex already

>>563090030
I know a 36 year old goth slit that is chubby and lives with her mom
the criteria fits nigger

>>563090439

>2014
>liying to a cumdupster

Good luck with that son

>>563090439
If this story is true, then she's going to love that you're a virgin, this is a regular case of cougar wanting some young dick, I hope you have stammina, cus she's going to want it alllll night

>>563085853
If she's a nymphomaniac, I don't know man just be careful, they can get attached so much they go full brain rape on you and stab you to death while they're fucking you and you bleed to death all over. Which is not actually such a bad way to go really.

OP just fuck her already, go deep, got hard blow your load in her. real men don't use condoms, (or pay for child support).

>>563090530
there's always one clown like you in every thread

>>563090760
Brian stahp

So how old are you yourself, OP?

>>563091218

20

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>>563090661
Second this

Guys should I tell her I'm a virgin?

I have about 6-7 hours to prepare

What should I do?

>>563091596

Shower, shave, trim pubes. Buy condoms, don't jerk off.

That's about it.

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>>563091596
Fap to cum H-1 or it gonna be lame
Relax and act like you don't give a shit
Don't act like a virgin faggot please

>>563091596
first: post moar pics
2nd: enjoy the ride

>>563091842

Wouldn't jerking off help with the premature ejactulation

>>563091596
Do not fap before sex

You're a virgin, so it wont make you last longer, it will just make you cum less, not worthy.

this
>>563088406

>>563091596
Wack it before hand so your not so sensitive and bust easily, you'll shoot a smaller load but you'll last longer

>>563091895
Also, don't cum inside your condom pls

>>563091902
amount of cum has to do with the amount of time u spend turned on, has nothing to do with anything else hth

>>563091895
>Wouldn't jerking off help with the premature ejactulation
Give her the old lickaroo first. It won´t matter that much how long you last, if she came first.

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>>563091902
Being a virgin don't change anything in the way it last you nigger

>>563091895
Jerk off nigger
And don't use condom

Be a man please

Or next time you eat a sandwich eat the plastic wrap and eat before.

>>563092023

She says she swallows

She also said she's into sucking dick (I asked about deepthroting as well...)

I bet there are a bunch of black dudes just waitng for OP to show up who'll make OP buy them fried chicken at gunpoint.

>>563092072
Are you trying to say if i jerk off 6 times in a day, then spend the next hour trying to cum, I'm going to cum more than the first time i jerked it? false

>>563085853
>horny girls from your neighborhood
moron

>>563092345
And you are seriously asking if you should go?

>>563092072
complete horseshit

>>563092072
>what is zinc
You're wrong. Everything that comes out of your body is just a reflex of what you have put inside.

>>563092245
>random woman OP meet on interwebs
>advice him against condom
nigga pls

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>>563091895
It can help a little bit. But if you're not relaxed, that'll screw the situation even more. You know your own body better than I do, so just chill and take your time. After you cum the first time, have her tell you her sexual kryptonites (licking feet, fingers, elbows, whatever) and go slow on them. You should get hard again and it'll be much harder for you to cum 2nd round. good luck
pic unrelated

>>563089232
Cept if the bitch has aids.

>>563092345
Well son, I would wear a condom anyway and wouldn't go balls deep too, you never know...

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>>563092345
>Tease
>Eat her
>Let her suck it
>You go inside
>Let her swallow

Don't be a nigger.

If she's 36 she's at the age where you don't have to worry about diseases. Go in that bitch without a condom. Cum inside that shit too. 35+ year olds rarely get pregnant because of the menopause.

>>563089754
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet.
Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag?
Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.

>>563092690

I should eat her pussy first? Or should I let her suc me off first?

>>563092345
if it's a real thing
>go there
>be brave!!!
>put it in and just do it
>dont try anything spectacular if it's your first time, you will just make fool of yourself

>>563092821
Always lick first.

>>563092745
>>563092745
>>563092745

Alright guys I have to admit this

At first I was embarrassed so I lied about it

But she's not 36

She's 44

Does this change anything? Or is she too old?

I'm not going to post her face but she's like a 5.5/10

She's passable but she has a nice body

Would you still do it?

>>563092993
As a 21 virging, i would.
Milf turn me on.

alright op is a faggot dont believe him without more evidence

Since this is the first time you might want to use your remaining six hours to go buy some lidocaine too so you don't cum as soon as she touches your dick.

>>563093104

honestly the only thing I lied about was her age

Everything else is true please believe me anon

>>563092993

Ratings are so subjective, you have to post her head as well even if it's a bad photo.
Any more photos would help really.

>>563092993
>LIE TO WOMAN ABOUT BEING VIRGIN
>LIE TO /B/ ABOUT WOMAN'S AGE
OK WHAT ELSE YOU COLOSSAL FAGGOT
ARE YUO EVEN BREATHTING RIGHT NOW
I AM COMPELTELY OUT OF CNTROL NOW
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR I HAET U SO MUHC

>>563093104
how did it go thread with some passcode
>tell us wwhen will you be posting evidence

>>563092927
No. Absolutely not. If there's an option, you let her blow you first. Then you cum and while you are eating her you have a chance to relax and regen your fucking hardon. Then after she comes, you are ready to fuck and away we go.

>>563093249
I AM NOW ON FULL SAEG MODE
DOWNVOTED ALL THE WAY TO HELL YOU FUCKIN NIGGARO FUCKIN WASTING MY TIEM

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>>563092993
>Does this change anything?

Yes, this makes you my hero.

Mother fucker.

Ppost pics of the conversation.

>>563092993
Stop trying to talk yourself out of it. You're going to not only fuck her, but god dammit, OP, you're going to make her squirt all over the god damn wall. You're going to make the neighbors call the fucking police. And then, you're gonna cum inside her old-ass dustbin. Then you have my permission to die.

>>563093374

But she's older than I said initially

Does this make her more desirable to you is this what you mean?

>>563093234
you also lied to her about being a virgin

i believe you are a compulsive liar

how about you post more the the pics she send you

>>563093464
nigga none of us are fucking her, it doesnt matter how we feel

I would say you are a virgin, because in any case I think it will become quite obvious. You are going in for the first time, and no matter how many pornos you've seen, you won't know exactly where, what, how to do everything. When I first had sex (18 years old) I was able to recover very quickly and have sex again, so hopefully you have a similarly short down time. If you make it through one and onto a second or third, each time you will end up lasting longer in any case. Also, don't jack off before, she won't expect you to last so long your first time.

Also, wear a condom. She is 30+ so no diseases or pregnancy? Moron... Always wear a condom the first time with someone, the first several times, until you reach a level of trust and confidence in that person (i.e. long term relationship).

Bottom line, if you say you are a virgin, it will take off lots of pressure to perform, and you will be able to relax and enjoy it more.

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>>563093464
>Does this make her more desirable to you

You're not asking this right now.

The answer is fucking yes. Its like fine wine. Shit gets so much better with age.

>>563089597
This is true but the volume of 30 somethings tryna fuck behind bf/husband back is at an all time high
...she may be legit back story...probably not but I've never met anyone from the Internet that told lies so...

>>563093459

I'm just very nervousI've never done this before

Also she said she likes anal (if the guy is not too big)

Not that it means that I can do it with her but I guess it's not completely out of the question

Like earlier today we were chatting and all of a sudden she just says "why don't you come over and shoot pics of me in the outfit you'd like me to wear"

That really surprised me just like when she out of nowhere sent a nude of herself

Part of me keeps thinking I'm being rused even though she has shown herself on cam and everything

I'm just a bit scared.. ;-;

>>563093338

>20yo virgin OP is gonna make her cum
>yeahalrightmate calm down

>>563085853
obviously, go for it brah. You can always just spill spaghetti all over the floor and run like crazy.

>>563093630
you're just full of shit
go dump stupid stories somewhere else
>REKT

>>563093464
God dammit you don't start a fucking relationship with her.
If she is hot just fuck the shit out of her (with condoms). Age is just a number as long as she is over 18

>>563093630
Post all of the pics you have of her

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>>563093630
>MFW OP IS ACTUALLY THE WOMAN ON THE PICS BUT HE WANTED A RATE BUT NOBODY RATED HER SO NOW HES CHANGING HIS STORY ONE MORE TIEM TO ADAPT TO THE NEW CIRCUMSTANCES FUCK YOU OP I HEAT YOU FUCKIN BASTERD I HOPE YOU ROT IN HEEEEEEELL

OP, how attractive would you rate yourself? It sounds like this whole ordeal is way too stressful for your first time. If you are moderately attractive, I would just wait until you can have sex with a girl around your age.

>>563092993
fuck her. just do it. you have nothing important to lose and good experience to gain...unless STDs, but again, at least it's some sort of experience. Hell, she'd probably teach you a thing or two depending on how good you can fake it

>>563085853
Go for it.
>Bring a gun.

>>563093581
>She is 30+ so no diseases or pregnancy? Moron..

Learn to reply to a post properly, you colossal kingpin of a summernewfag. Also, I was clearly joking there. That being said, condoms are for faggots, and I never wear them, and neither should you. Condoms are a fucking joke that tards like you all have fallen for and are now somehow a bajillion dollar industry.

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>>563094103
>>>563093581
>>She is 30+ so no diseases or pregnancy? Moron..
>
>Learn to reply to a post properly, you colossal kingpin of a summernewfag. Also, I was clearly joking there. That being said, condoms are for faggots, and I never wear them, and neither should you. Condoms are a fucking joke that tards like you all have fallen for and are now somehow a bajillion dollar industry.
JESUS FUCKIN CHRIST YOU'RE THE WORST TROLL I'VE SEEN AND I IVE SEEN MANY BUT YOU'RE THE WORSE I HOPE YOU AND OP DIE TOGETHER OF EBOLA

Jesus this post just keeps going in circles. OP keeps asking if he should do it, we keep saying yes... STFU, post pics and quit being so fucking beta about it

>>563094350
IT IS OBVIOUSLY A TROLL THREAD YOU FUCKING MORON OP DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A DICK NOR DO I BUT THATS OK BECAUSE I DON'T NEED IT CHRIST

>>563093630

Take a knife or something with you... just in case

OP is the result of modern feminism. 'Is it ok guys? Guise I'm serial I lied shes a little older is it still ok?'

Man the fuck up dude. She has been talking to you because she wants your penis inside of her. She is older, which means she's going to want to go literally old night, you colossal faggot.

This is literally the ideal way to lose your virginity and you're pussing out instead of swearing on yer mum you'll be back with pictures.

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>this thread

top kek

I think I can guess that OP is german, because "gothic" and because OP is so autistic and beta and doesn't appear to be japanese

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Plz oi just shag the old bitch for fuck sake :(

Plz you'll regret it otherwise OP just be a man for once plz

So many men would dream of being In your situation, do us proud,

>cum tit shitty flick plz

Pic related

>>563093630
Then fuck her in the butt man. I would not wear a condom for butt secks though. I'd cum right in the shitter. Just me.

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>>563093630
Post at least one pic of her face OP and we'll tell you if its good to go but I must say 44 is very old (at least for me).

>>563094830


44 is dinosaur age

>>563094775
more

How is this even a fucking question you turbo-beta. Fucking do it. Even if you only take photos you've had a better time than you would have jerking off on 4chan.

>>563092775
You DO realise that if you write sage in the email part you get the ID heaven, right?

>>563095204
You DO realize it's a copypasta?

>>563095204
ey, /b/. Remember me? The guy from yesterday with the loli /b/tard cousin? Yeah. I have a story for you. I had to improvise a lot on the dialogue, (You wouldn't have remembered most of it either.) and I threw in a bit of dramatizations for /b/'s benefit, but it's mostly true.

The day went off as planned. My mom and aunt were headed to the stores, with me and the loli (name withheld) left alone. I wasn't expecting much to change, just that I'd have someone that actually understands it when I use memes in speech. But something was wrong. She was acting shy and nervous, not bouncy and playful like usual. I instantly thought "OH FUCK SHE READ THE THREAD," but I dismissed it on the counts that her mom is strict and she wouldn't risk jacking her mom's laptop to browse /b/. Either way, I was stuck with her for a few hours and I figured I'd get to the bottom of it eventually.

"So, what do you wanna do?" I asked, as usual. "Did you eat? Any movies you'd like?" "Yeah, I ate. And I already watched all the good movies," she replied. "Any games, then?" "...Not really." "Boy, you're lots of fun today. What's wrong?" "...Nothing." "C'mon, I know you, something's wrong." "...I read the thread."

Oh fuck. I'd like to remind you that I described her as quite fappable, with the cutest ass ever in this thread.

"...Which thread?" I asked, hoping that, by some stroke of luck, it was a different thread. She replied, "...The one about me."

OH FUCKING FUCK. FUCK YOU /B/ AND YOUR FUCKING COPYPASTA ARRGGH HOW THE FUCK DID SHE READ THAT FUCK MY LIFE'S OVER FUCK FUCK

She followed up, "...Do you really think my butt's cute?"

Oh god. What the fuck was I supposed to do? I just inadvertantly revealed that I was a pedo. Oh god, she's going to tell her mom, and she's going to tell my mom, and she's going to tell the rest of the family. I tried to get out of it.

>>563095204
>>563095304
trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls. Just shut up

>>563095204
That's a secret. god dammit. ABORT!

>>563093630
still waiting for the other pics
>>563094641
jew detected

>>563095331


He was such an hero, to take it all away. We miss him so, That you should know, And we honor him this day. He was an hero, to take that shot, to leave us all behind. God do we wish we could take it back, And now he's on our minds. Mitchell was an hero, to leave us feeling like this, Our minds are rubber, our joints don't work, Our tears fall into abyss. He was an hero, to take that shot, In life it wasn't his task, He shouldn't have had to go that way, before a decade'd past. Now he sits there in my heart, this hero of mine, Always there to make me smile, Make me feel just fine. He had courage,that boy did, courage in his heart. To take that shot, To end his pain, To tear us all apart. But in the end, he died in courage. Lacking, nevermore, He died a hero, Mitchell did, And we'll love him forevermore. We love you like a brother. We miss you so much. We will always love you, kid. Rest In Peace Mitch.

>>563095204
Lurk moar

>>563095445

No why should I ? I've been on here since long car so stfu dick

>>563095525
Newfag

>>563095624

Stop callin me a newfag !
Mentlegen?

Post more pics OP

test

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>>563096476

>>563096772
Post pic in goth clothing

>>563096734
WELL DONE YOU FAGGOT NOW YOU ARE ONE STEP CLOSER OF BEING AN ANCIENT FAG

>>563096772
>>563097054
>3 HOURS LATER
>OP HAS NOT POST THE PIC WHO STARTED ALL THIS SHIT
>FAGS STILL ASK FOR THE PIC
>OP ONLY POST PICS ONE COULD EASILY FIND ON THE INTERWEBS FROM WEBSLUTS
>BEING THIS MUCH OF FAGGOTS
>NEXT TIME FIND A GOTHIC WEBSLUT SO YOUR STORY HAS AT LEAST A BIT OF TRUTH FUCK YOU

I'm not going to post her face guys im sorry

pls no bully

Bro If Your Legit, Post Pics While You're There. Otherwise OP Is Fag

>>563097305

It won't be for another 5-6 hours

>>563097296
You're a faggot.
At least tell us how she looks in comparison to say, I don't know. An actor?

Dude, tell her you're a virgin. Some women act like dudes and are eager to be your first. It gives them a clean slate to teach you exactly how they wanna be fucked. She could have a mother/son complex going and would take care of you. That pussy is dripping. She wants it. Fucking go. Post pics and video. For great justice. Also, science. Plus, more pics.

>>563097296
DAMN SON THATS JUST CONVINIENT RIGHT

HEY WHAT IS MS PAINT I THINK I HAVE HEARD OF IT IS MAGICAL TOOL WHERE YOU CAN CROP SHIT AND ADD NEAT WORDS TO PICS BUT WHATEVER I DOUBT YOU HAVE EVER HEARD OF IT FUCKING MAC USER KILL YOURSELF

>>563097457
Blur out her face then...

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>>563092214
>"the old lickaroo"

I remember times such as those.

OP, if you really want everyone to believe you, then post the goth pics that you was talking about.

Dont be fag OP [SPOILER]DONT BE A FAG OP[/SPOILER]

>>563097927

Ok wait

>>563098248
>Ok wait
JUST LEMME SEARCH A BIT MORE FOR A PIC THAT WILL MATCH THE OTHER I HAVE ALREADY POSTED
>THESE FAGS WONT KNOW
LATER I WILL JUST TELL IT WAS A LIE AND SHE IS ACTUALLY INTO MECHAS
>FAGS WILL BELIEVE ANYTHING

>>563098959
Yeah, fuck her. Fuck her to the best of your abilities.

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>>563098959
Only her face is enough man, wow, talking about censoring

>>563098959
OP if you don't do it, you are a faggot.

>>563085853
Plz post source of Op gif

heaven goes in all sages

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>>563099564

I don't know anon

Here's another one of her

>>563098959
Right in the pussy

OP IS FAG

>>563099802
Wow she has an incredible pussy

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>>563099802
So you gonna go for it or what op

Do Anal with her and post a webm of it

>>563100105
ARE YOU TRYING TO SAMEFAG ME? I HOPE YOURE NOT

BUT ANYWAY YEAH OP IS FAG HE THINKS ANYONE WOULD BELIEVE HIM AFTER ALL HIS LIES

>>563100301
THERE IS NO WOMAN FOR HE TO GO FUCKING IMBECILE ARE YOU NOT PAYING ATTENTION DO I HAVE TO EXPLAIN EVERY THING I AM ASKING BECAUSE I DONT HAVE TIEM FOR THISBULLSHIT

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>>563099802

Just shit on her chest

>>563100301

Yeah I'm still nervous about it but whatever I'll just go

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>>563100425

>>563100425
IN FACT FUCK YOU TARDS. I'M DONE HERE

>>563100681
yeah, just tell me if your german for the statistic

>>563091895
just tell her it's been a while since you had sex. Chances are, you're desensitized from years of porn like I was by the time I was 19 and had sex for the first time (with a condom, the first time bareback was another story, since I wanted to impregnate that girl I came twice in like 30 seconds but pulled out stealthily both times and was able to keep fucking).

>>563100780
NO YOURE NOT ME I CAN TELL BECAUSE I DID NOT POST THIS ALSO BECAUSE I USE NS SO I KNOW WHEN WHOS ME AND WHOS NOT

>>563100692
I NEED THE OTHER STEP PLS HALP ALSO DONT CALL ME FAGGOT ANYMORE I AM YOUR FRIEND

>>563092993
>lying on the internet

Why OP?
Just fucking go for it you beta, might be your only change too.

>>563100803
>I came twice in like 30 seconds but pulled out stealthily both times and was able to keep fucking)
THIS NIGGA GOT THE MAD SKILLS

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>>563100681
1. scout the house out beforehand
2. bring mace if you can find any
3. don't let her tie you up/handcuff/blindfold you
4. Take pics and post later

>make us proud faggot

if you dont post proof then you are fag OP

>>563101452
>>563101401
hes probably gone

>>563101042
OP ISN'T BETA. HE'S ALPHA AS FUCK. I'M THE ONLY BETA HERE.

Probably Right

>>563101537
NO HE IS WITH HIS FRIEND HAVING GIGGLES AND FUN ABOUT HOW THEY TROLLED /B/ FOR ONE DAY

>>563101575
>DAT DAMAGE CONTROL
OP STAHP BEING A FAGGOT WE ALREADY KNOW YOURE A FAGGOT

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The sage in here is unreal

OP JUST STAY HOME AND JERK OFF INTO YOUR OWN MOUTH ALL NIGHT. I DO IT AND IT'S FUCKING 9/10 TASTY AS FUCK

>>563101840
IT IS NOT ENOUGH OBVIOUSLY AS A MATTER OF FACT I THINK EVERY NEWFAG ON /B/ SHOULD HAVE AUTOSAGE ON I THINK THAT WAY WE WOULD REDUCE THIS KIND OF FAGGOTRY BY 100% BUT THEN AGAIN WE WOULDN'T HAVE ANY FUN SO I DUNNO

>sage

>>563101840
Mostly just one guy yelling at himself

>sage

OP FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

IF ITS NOT TOO LATE, DO NOT THROW AWAY ANY CONDOMS AT HER HOUSE.

Too risky man, you might end up supporting her children for life

>>563102135
NO I CAN TELL IT IS AT LEAST THREE PEOPLE ONE IS ME ONE HAS JUST LEARNED HOW TO SAGE AND THE THIRD IS OP TRYING TO BE FRIENDS WITH THE PEOPLE MOCKING HIM BUT UNFORTUNATELY THAT WONT CHANGE THE FACT THAT HE IS A TREMENDOUS CASSAROLE

>>563102042
>IMPLYING THAT THIS IS FUN
REALLY I JUST WANT TO SAGE EVERYTHING BECAUSE I'M A LANDWHALE AND SAGE IS MY FAVORITE SPICE

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Op pls come back

>>563101115
nah, brah. I was inexperienced and it would have been awkward, so I pulled out real quick to "tease" her with my hand while I came between the couch cushions and she was none the wiser. She came by the second one because I had eaten her out right before we started. I thought she premature came like me for a minute. It was a girl I was into for a few years that had friendzoned me and went out with my best friend until they "broke up". She was also the tightest pussy I've been in to this day.

>>563102237

I am going to bring condoms with me

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>>563085853
thats how it works man just do it :)
there ia no magic or something you got it..
have fun

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OP, I thinks it's pretty fucking obvious this isn't true. You ask for her to wear something specific, but instead she just sends you nudes. Have you actually talked with her over a Skype video or voice call? Ask her to video chat, if she can't provide any sort of proof that she's real than don't waste your time going to a strangers house and finding out she's a mutant or some shit.

>>563102482
I SEE

>>563102375
IF MORE NEWFAGS LIKE YOURSELF SAGED THIS BOARD WOULD BE A LOT BETTER BUT THEN AGAIN I NEVER SAID THIS WAS A FUN THREAD MAYBE FOR OP BECAUSE HE IS TROLLING A BUNCH OF FAGS BUT THAT DOES NOT CHANGE THE FACT HES A FAGGOT NECKBEARD BASEMENT DWELLER WITH NO GF

>>563102693
>OP, I thinks it's pretty fucking obvious this isn't true.
YOU DONT SAY

>>563102502
Don't worry about telling her you're a virgin. Just tell her it's been a while. If you cum quick you will be able to go again, just don't make a big deal about it. She'll probably not mind so much and won't think twice about it

>>563102949
>She'll probably not mind so much and won't think twice about it
UNLESS IF SHE IS NOT REAL THEN SHE WOULD EVEN BE THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE

>DO ANAL
>CUM IN HER ASS
>SHOW US

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>>563086269

an hero then. But do on webcam foar us

>>563103057
*WOULD NOT* DAMN I AM TYPING TO FAST FOR MY COMPUTER TO CATCH UP WHICH IS COOL BUT SOMETIMES I LOOK LIKE A JERK

>>563102693

No

She sent me this pic>>563098959

So I was like "well don't you have something where you're wearing less" because I wanted to see her in a corset and she also mentioned high heels and other sexy clothes

I wanted to see her in less clothing but she out of nowhere sent the nude pic that i already posted in this thread

So I was surprised by that

She did mention that she was a horny woman in our conversation on whatsapp though (but she said it playfuly)

And I did videochat with her and she even sent me videos of herself (I'm not going to share those)

Damn, man, I want to know how this will end. Can you tell us when you will post another thread on what happened?

>>563088069
franku san kawaii desu.

>>563103468
You're doing Gods work, Anon.

>>563092993
Prepare to have your organs harvested, Your kidneys will be in Saudi Arabia before you know it.

>>563103468
>(I'm not going to share those)
WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS THREAD THEN
MAYBE
PERHAPS
WHO KNOWS
IT IS A TROLL THREAD FUCK YOU GRRRRRRRRR I HAET U SO MCUH YOU ALREADY GOT THE ANSWER YOU WANTED BUT INSTEAD OF DOING SOMETHING NICE YOU SHARED LIKE 2 PICS AND ONE HORRIBLE PIC YOU SHAT ALL OVER WITH A BLACK PENCIL

>>563103516
NEXT WEEK OP GONNA DO THIS THREAD AGAIN BUT WILL BE A DIFFERENT STORY SO WE JUST HAVE TO WAIT BUT THEN ILL HAVE AUTOSAGE ON RIGHT FROM THE START AND WILL TRY TO ALERT MY BROS ABOUT THE IMMINENT TROLL CHEER FOR ME KTHX

>>563086469
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>>563096772
>>563098959
THESE PICS ALL HAVE DIFFERENT RESOLUTIONS IT IS HARD TO BELIEVE THEY WERE TAKEN BY THE SAME CAMERA OR HELL IT IS HARD TO BELIEVE THEY ARE PART OF THE SAME SET OP YOU SUCK NIGGER DICK

>>563104396

That's because I cropped them on my laptop you fucking idiot

>>563104612
>CROPPING PUSSY PICS
>TO HIDE HER FACE
>DOESN'T THINK OF CROPPING THE PIC WITH THE GOTHIC CLOTHES
YOU MOTHERRUFKCER LIER DO YOU THINK I AM RETARDED BECAUSE ILL TELL YOU SOMETHING I AM NOT DO YOU LISTEN TO ME

I HOPE YOU DIE OF EBOLA YOUFAGGOT NIGGER

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>>563104612

Op pls post more. Let's celebrate the final hours of your virginity together

>>563104930
THATS A FUNNAY REACTION PIC I AM SAVING IT FOR CANCEROUS LATER USE SO THANK YOU