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All right /b/, OC cringe thread. I'll start.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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All right /b/, OC cringe thread. I'll start.
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>>562993956
>cringe
That's fucking badass, or it will be.
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>>562993956
that confident look though, he clearly knew what he was doing, he knew about them consequences
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>>562993956
how is functional, homemade SCA armor cringe?
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>>562995245
Take notes ladies, this is true beauty
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BUMP FAGS
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>>562995325
*cringe*
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>>562993956
>2014
>not having homemade armor
NOW THAT"S cringe
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oh sora
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>>562993956
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>>562996281
this kids fb is one huge cringe thread
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Dumping moar
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>>562996257
This is alpha as fuck
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>>562993956
how is that cringe
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>Cringing at SCA armor
>Cringing at getting off your ass and doing something intersting

Shitty start to a cringe thread
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>>562993956

>that guy is a pussy slayer and gets with innumerable wenches on the reg
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>>562996813
I'm officially dead
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>>562996813

>dat pulp fiction t-shirt
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>>562996662

>sha-pow
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Lel'd me pants to this
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>>562996446
Moar?
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>>562998116

shit nigga aren't those pillows expensive?
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>>562996826
> Team Fortress 2
ow the edge
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>>562996637
this ain't cringe
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>mfw the kid calls himself a /b/tard
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>>562996826
>you watch anime but you're not in any way asian

Jesus fuck....
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>>562998186
go on his fb its gold
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>>562998658

>you are now aware that /b/ is populated with children like this
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test
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>>562998778

Why. Why the fuck does anyone think it's a good idea to do a good/bad picture. Everyone's seen an laughed at those faggots. Who in their right mind would go "that's a good idea, let me try to do my own take of the faggiest shit on the planet."
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>>562998939
alpha
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>>562999018
>kid says internet culture is knowing the bf3 theme
Fucking Christ
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OC: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0RmivI-8T8&list=PLVRw3NwpQG5ND46mpUkid4QUp0OcSdQUd&index=3
RIP Anonymous Mike, cancer takes away even the best of us.
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>>562998304
>>562998116
thats a atleast 1k of pillows, guy must be making that jew moneyu faggot
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>OC
>all reposts like usual
>ok
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>>562996637
It is the dream guy!
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>>562999602

Just look at him though, he looks so happy.
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>>562999668i got the oc breh. my shits cash bruh
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>>562998856
god, her meaty fingers could feed my village for a week
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImPy3MzKU1I
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28xpG0zQ3IE#t=18
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>>562998939
This isn't a cringe pic this is gold
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You call this a beta thread but the only betas I see here are OP and his cohorts, who are so insecure that they need to laugh at those whom they consider socially inferior.
Many of the people posted in these threads are in fact alphas. It takes an alpha to march to the beat of their own drum, without giving a FUCK about what others think. An alpha pursues his OWN desires, rather than conforming to become more socially acceptable.
You call this a cringe thread, but that only reveals your own weakness, as you're so socially enslaved that someone acting outside of the status quo elicits a physical reaction from you. Honestly, I think many of you are socially anxious beyond compare. Relative to you, these so called "betas" are free. Free from the shackles of giving a fuck what society thinks of you.
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>>563000558

Only thing here cringeworthy is that nigger's trigger discipline.
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>>563000692
u can have the bike back misty plz go
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>>562996446
>>562996281

Oh man, this guy's FB is golden.
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>>563000803
lost
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>>563000803
gayest shit ive ever heard. fag
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>>562996826
>You watch anime but you're not Asian by any means

I'll agree with the rest, but not this one.
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>>563001036
literally cringe when i look through it hahaha
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>>563000803
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>>563001237
this is that "cultural appropriation" bullshit that i've been hearing of
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>>562998658
>mfw either of them talks
both of them, holy shit
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>>563000558
I think I know that guy IRL.
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is he trying to imitate this movie?
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>>563000558
Oh god...
I know him...
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>>562996813
>Find a pic of someone you don't like
>Photoshop a pony into the picture
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>Profit
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>>563001324
I don't agree with the emoticon thing. Everyone here says they're gay, and I don't use them on /b/, but there's nothing wrong with them in other circumstances. I grew up playing MMORPGS and you'd be hard pressed to find someone who NEVER used an emoticon in chat.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NsBOta-AMQ
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>>563000558
Fuck. I know that guy IRL
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>>563001742
Is his name John?
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>>563001345
Here, I'll post mine.
>be me
>high school
>freshman homecoming dance
>don't have a date, go with friends
>eventually girl wants to dance with me
>she had no date either
>she took off her shoes because high heels
>step on them over and over again
>later that night walking around school with her
>trying to be witty I say "is it too late to ask you to be my date"
>"are you serious"!
>laugh, say yes nervously
>she goes "awww" and says of course I will
>then she walks away, saying "but I'm a wanderer haha!"
>never talk to her again
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>>563001862
the fuck you talking about this is alpha as fuck
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>>562998658
ayy lmao
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>>562998403
this guy is alpha as fuck...

ponies are alpha
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MFW nothing is cringe worthy thus far
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qV_xeSRpHo0
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OC for you faggots
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>>563002027
No, it's Tanner. He's... He's not the sharpest knife in the kitchen.

Story time if necessary.
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>>563002341
really the only thing beta about this is the shitty mane on his ponk...my ponk plush is MUCH better than this
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>>562998658
I have cancer.
He gave me cancer.
Holy fuck.
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>>563002654
Do tell.
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>>563002654
Yes please
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>>562993956
>SCA heavy-list fighter
>cringe
nigga you need armor so the rettan doesn't break anything
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>>563002796
That asian chick is kinda cute
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>>563000803
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19xsmrOs02g
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>>562993956

I'm actually impressed.... as long as it's not just a finished product. Good alpha test.

6/10, would LARP in.
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>>562998116
Dude that's melon-pan and he's rich as fuck and gets all the Bitches.
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>>563002796
>>563003286
id fuck the chick laying down in the front. nice body.
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>>562996637
nigga's alpha as fuck, 1 step away from being guts
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>>563000827
and the fucking mlp
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>>562996826
kek
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>>562998658
This very video is why we have rules 1 and 2, isn't it?
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That guy gets me hard what the fuck are you talking about.
Its like hes fucking you with his gaze
>>563002613
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>>562999315
Yeah, I agree.
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>>563001070
what a hilarious image swap
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>>563000692
Gold.
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>>562993956
Why does this asshole look like a random npc from Oblivion?
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>>562995245
The cleav looks like a soiled arse hole.
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>>562996826
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XP5lz2CYNR4
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>>563004219
The black guy is the only one that looks good. I would sex with him.
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>>563001540
>ethanol formula poster of booze
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>>563003005
>>563003025
Alright then, i will deliver...

>Be in 10th grade, ready for school.
>Sign up for drawing class, pretty good at it.
>New kid comes in. Mr.Artist introduces him.
>"Guys, this is Tanner. He's new."
>Being the nice guy, ask if he wants to sit next to me.
>Seems sort of nice, a little strange, but nice.
>Class is about to get out, get ready to head home.
>Tanner taps my shoulder.
>"Wanna see my gf?"
>"Uhh... Sure?"
>Pulls out phone and looks through photos.
>"Here."
>It's some naked girl showing off how flexable she is.
>Almost believe until I see that there is a watermark blocked out by some grey bars.
>"Oh... Cool."
>Starts to brag about all the sex he has with her.
>Heads out and follows me.
>"Yeah, we do..."
>Goes on and on till I hitch a ride with one of the seniors.
>Bro tier guy, known him since ninth grade.
>Tanner begs to join me.
>I say no.
>Calls me a faggot and walks off.

Hold onto your asses, kiddies, it ain't done yet...
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>>562998658
wow, if these kids went to the school i went too, they would be fucked.
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nothing gets me hornier than pictures of gryphons
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>>563004734
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>>563004393
kek
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>>563004185
I would literally love to just watch a video of these fags hanging out with their pones and see exactly what they say and do.
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>>562998658
jesus fuck this is horrible.
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>>563002613
This guy is actually good looking
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>>563004912
Ready and waiting
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>>563003512
>push pins
>leather seats
i would beat a nigger
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>>563004681
apparently it has something to do with a character that's always drunk or something
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>>562993956
That's not cringe that's dope as fuck
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>>563000803
>Free from the shackles of giving a fuck what society thinks of you
Like all cretins and psychos.
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>>563000692
>Wailmer cosplaying as Misty
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Friend of mine who thinks hes a super hero named shadow
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>>563004912
nice, keep goin
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>>562998658
iyma bee tawrd
reydits 4 faygs
Also those fucking girls you could hear are annoying as fuck
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>>563005621
topkek
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>>563005701
i bet he casts shadows with such a pasty fucking complexion
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>>563005316
Why does... this look like a group of mostly well adjusted people.

Is the party-pink haired one a guy or girl?
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>>563003054
Hahahaha that's pretty funny
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>>563005918
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>>562996812
Agreed, this nigga has balls
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>>563004912
Alright, moving along.

>A few weeks pass, guy doesn't talk to me for a while.
>Then, finds out that he's dating one of my friends who is 3/10, would not fuck.
>She thinks he's his soulmate.
>"Good for you..."
>Next day, friend comes in with Tanner.
>She has free and brotier teacher lets kids come in whenever they want during their free periods.
>Starts to do lovey dovey things like nuzzling noses, pinching cheeks, etc.
>About to leave again, Tanner walks up from behind.
>Pinches my upper arm really hard.
>Bout ready to deck him.
>"You, you don't have any fat on your arms, bro!"
>Starts to laugh and tries to do it again.
>Be the better man, I say to myself.
>Does it again... And again... And again.
>Patience wearing thin...
>Bell rings, runs for door.
>Brotier friend wasn't able to make it, so I ride with other friend.
>Girl friend tells me on phone that he thinks that I'm no fun.
>Sure, why not.
>Figure out that he's one of "those" guys, the ones that try to look cool in front of everyone.
>Sees this next day when he starts to brag about how he fought off a black dude from his old school.
>Again, just roll ma eyes and keep drawing.

He is that big of fag... But there is so much more...
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>>562998778
Does he not know how to use a fucking comma?
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>>562996826
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>>563000558
I think we all know this guy irl
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>>563006194
Keep it coming bro
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>>563006194
OK story so far, but better tighten this thing up. We'll lose interest fast.
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>>562999837
Well that was nice of him
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>>563004013
I'd hire this fucker.
He put so much effort into that.
Even if he spews shit about that show, it looks like he'd get work done
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>>562993956
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CO8-sJHFTQM
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>>563006194
I would have told him to fuck off if he pinched my arm
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>>563000803
alphas get their dick sucked by multiple girls faggot
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>>563001237
Don't they mean weebs?
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>>563002613
I'd blow him
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>>563006785
What is that thing?
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>>563000803
I stopped at "cohorts" and determined you are a beta faggot
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>>563006795
Personally, I'd have called him out on his watermarked GF. Or, better yet, find the site and download the set and have everyone show him a different picture on their phone.
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>>563005991
A guy I'd say.
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>>563001070
its hebbenig
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>>562994802
This is for the YLYL thread.
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OC
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>>563007195
Have you noticed ALL the pictures in these threads where some black person's in the background obviously thinking "WTF are these crackers doing?"
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>>563006542

Maybe he just has one of those faces. He looks like my step brother tbh
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Not OC but relatively recent, this faggot:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WWoR61fJiA
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>>563007483
either that or he's going "shit just got real"
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>>563007483
lmao
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This guy could get mad at anything too. He cried to his internet girlfriend when a stranger called him a faggot. This was in college too.
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>>563007195
"White People"

(9001 hours in shoop)
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>>562998856
lol nigga could barely fit a limb in the picture
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>>562994376

>this kid literally does not give one single fuck about what people think about him
>implying that fact alone doesn't make him more alpha than 3/4ths of /b/'s userbase

>catchpha related: These lingfwh
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>>563000178

many keks
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>>562996637
That ain't cringe and judging from the foam sword I believe that's at an event where they re-enact medieval wars and such. He looks the part.
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http://youtu.be/w6CyuqajXfg
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>>562996826
I relate to 65% of this
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>>562993956
fresh OC
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>>563007817

I'm doubting the reality of this. Oh god please let it not be true.
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>>563006194
Here we go.

>Be end of year.
>Have to go to school early to set up band stuff.
>Look in dark cafeteria to see that someone familiar is kissing a girl in the dark.
>It's Tanner and 2/10 girl, Shrek would not want.
>Motherfucker, cheating on friend.
>But how to get revenge?
>Take out phone due to silent text message.
>Oh, thank you Apple.
>Take video, things getting pretty intense.
>Janitor sneaks up on me.
>Oh shit, this ain't good.
>"You filming?..."
>I'll delete it...
>"Isn't that 3/10's boyfriend?"
>Yeah?...
>Looks at phone, nods.
>I understand, sir.
>He walks off, I continue filming.
>During freetime, she comes in.
>Hey, 3/10, I gotta talk to you really fast.
>Take her out of class room to quiet place.
>Show video.
>She sniffs a little and tells me that she knew something like this was happening.
>Decide to let things proceed.
>The next day...
>Turns out that Tanner has been cheating on her since the beginning of their relationship.
>Brother of 3/10 friend finds out.
>Tanner gets to see what an angry woman likes to do when she finds out you cheated on her.
>MFW I find out his bill to his car is almost $5,500.
>MFW I find out that he's poorfag.

I got more, like the one about the kid who got caught watching CP.
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>>563001862
bitch look my landlord lol
sandy is that you
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>>563007817
Please... Don't let this be true...
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>>562999531
Lost my shit at Marojones.
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>>563007654
Nigga, what you talkin bout? Toast is alpha as fuck.
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>>562997230
>>562995325
>>563003281

Because that isn't even close to legal SCA armor. He has pieces all over the fucking place that don't belong not to mention a pickle barrel helmet that is 100x illegal. The people in his Shire fucked up BIG TIME letting him piece that awful underkit together without helping him out.
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>>562996826
Alpha-males type 'jej'.
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>>562999531
less than 10% of these aren't OC. I guess with good reasons since a full OC thread would 404 in 5 minutes.
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a classic
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>>563008486
are you me?
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>>563008286
>Russia
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>>563004219
I dunno if that nig is actually attractive, or the other pony fuckers are just so disgusting they make anything look better. Either way, I'd put a sex or two in him.
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>>562994376
WHAT!? FAGTFAGTSRD IS EVOLVING!!!
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>>563008286
Moar
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>>563009127
You, and the other guys who said that nig is good looking, I can't tell if you're joking or not but if you aren't get your eyes checked nig
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>>563007817
10/10
would rage again
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>>563000803
Calling Gammas Betas is incorrect. Betas are wannabe Alphas, Gammas are the loners who choose their own paths. Betas are the whiteknighters who try to protect the princess out of corrupted chivalry and horniness. Gammas find mates who are also Gammas.
Questions?
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>>563009308
I was serious.
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>>563008286
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>>563008286
Forgot to mention he was never able to fix the nasty gash to his car and it is still there to this day.
>>563009281
I got one about the kid who ate his entire stash of weed to keep the drug dogs from finding him, the one where I caught a fat kid masturbating in the bathrooms, one where I beat the living shit out of "I'm smarter than you" kid, or the kid who was caught watching CP.

Pick your poison, I got lots more.
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>>562993956
OP, wait 'til you see this...
http://tpirman1982.deviantart.com/
www.youtube.com/user/wileyk209zback
>tfw I live in the same area as both of these fuckers (Boston)
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>>563007817
parasite/20 ragecore, would leave planet
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>>563000692
Damn Pearchan got thick
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>>563009731
Pizza sounds the best.
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>>563000939
>my sides
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>>563009731
Tell them in chronological order.
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>>563008190
>binge eating
>disorder
She should learn something.
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>>563009959
Pretty sure an adult diaper indicates the final form of the brony.
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>>563009731
cheese pizza sounds good
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>>562996826
xD Kek.

The ONLY reason I can't make eye contact with people IRL is because I play too much Sniper, and I hesitate to look them in the eye because I don't want to feel bad about ending them. ^-^

Also, just because my fb picture is of me with my waifu, (Pikatchu), doesn't mean I am any less amazing than other people, you fucking pleb.

Also, just because I masturbate to RainbowDash (Like NORMAL PEOPLE) and I sometimes glue cardboard wings to my shirt doesn't make me a cringy beta, as you so call it.

I bet you also don't like us proud atheists either.
Fucking immature ass-whip.
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>>563004443
I thought it had hair in between.
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>>562996063
Never watched the video but some key blades got some fucking edges
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>>563009959
Kill it with fire!
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>>563001794
Emoticons are whatever but that fucking XD shit is so god damn juvenile. I joined a guild in a korean game that had people doing it constantly. Crack a joke and see 3 or 4 in a row. This one faggot uses San and Chan after character names and the little fuck is a Filipino in a Korean game. Shit makes me fucking rage.
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>>563010367
preach it
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>>563008286
do tell
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I know a guy who jacked off in computer animations
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>the guy running away
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>>563003554
Someone should notify border patrol, he got Dora
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>>563002049
i spit my sleepytime tea out at the wanderer bit.

fuck

now i have to make another cup
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>>562996826
>You play lots of Team Fortress 2
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>>562998658
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>>563000692
idc what you guys say, i would still let that whale slobber my cock

fat girls with pale white jiggly bellys are the best
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>>563009989
>>563010247
I do have one about when my friend delivered Jesus Christo a pizza.
>>563010170
Very Well.

>Be Junior is HS.
>In Speech class and about to give a speech.
>"Lockdown, lockdown" Over intercom.
>Teacher rushes us to dark corner of the room.
>Notice kid looking pretty fidgety.
>He's from the football team with his jackass friends.
>He whispers something to them and they nod and huddle around him.
>Can barely see what he's getting out of pocket when I hear drug dogs at door.
>Police outside yelling at each other.
>Kid eats something out of bag really fast.
>Bitch notices I saw him.
>"Tell anyone and we'll make your life hell."
>Lol fuck off kid.
>Police walk in and turn on lights.
>Kid looks fidgety as fuck right now.
>Smile as I look at bitch.
>"This gonna be gud."
>Step out of the crowd.
>"Hey, this kid smells like a skunk for some reason!"
>Shy kids and others say yeah he does.
>Drug dogs start roaming around.
>Bitch gives me the "You fucking asshole" look.
>Smile at her.
>Drug dogs look at kid.
>"Can you come with us please?"

Turns out the kid had two pills of steroids and a small baggie of weed in his pockets. Much laughter was had by friends and I when bitchymcgee was reported for threatening me.
The report was not by me.

Shall I continue?
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>>562993956
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMXNuaDZ068

or thestoryofthewhos.tumblr.com/intro if you want to read it

total autism
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>>562996446
>liberal amount
Obama confirmed
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>>563010701
I like doing "xD" if something is really funny, but never over use it. It reminds me of South Park. when I'm talking to girls and shit I do a lot of "p:" and "(:" and "(;"
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>>563011707
I'd do the same, too.
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>>563002049
I fucking hope this isn't real
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>>562998939
This guy knows how to retire.
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>>563001760
thats a cardboard cutout moron
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>>562995536
dafuq
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>>562998658
This whole everything.
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>>563009815
Yikes
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>>562998658
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>>563012067
Yeah but bitches move smilies. When I say overuse I'm talking every god damn sentence. You know how people do "lol bookends"? Worse than that. These faggots must have worn the letters off their x and d keys.
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>>563012648
Move should read love.
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>>563000692
I'd eat her shellder if you know what I mean
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>>563011764
faggot snitch
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>>563003741
Dear god, will you fuck anything anon?
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>>562998658
please don't tell you fags actually defend this website irl
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>>563011764
go on snitch
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>>563011764
Go on
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>>563000558
>Brony
>Call of dooty
>Angry Birds
>Plastic rifle
>Xbox Headset
>$5 shades
I dont know if it can get any worse than this
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>>563007075

> implying youre a femanon

timestamped pic of your face with 3208 written on it or youre fake. i dont care about tits. but prove youre a woman at least
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>>563013009
shit, I wouldn't call her "anything" she ain't a bad lookin chick. bet youd fuck her right now if she was there and willing.
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>>563001862
>artistic
I think you meant "autistic"
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>>563013117
Jesus, no... if it ever comes up in conversation, I call it a shit-hole that no one goes to, anymore.
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/r/ingthe video of the minecraft podcast with the stupid scarecrow joke.
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>>563002613
Am I the only one that sees a monster thing in front of this guys crotch?
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>>563013325
not sure if retarded or troll...
>implying only women can give blowjobs
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>>563012079
Third
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>>563013595
More like Victim and perp of crime.

You all know what I'm talking about.
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>>563013595
>implying this is beta
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>>563000465
thats not cringe, thats taking it like a man.
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>>563013595
Well, the nigger probably has a real gun, a stolen real gun, but the white kid? That's a Crossman bb gun, I bet. I got bored with mine when I turned 13.
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>>562996257
Ugh this...
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>>563013595
I fail to see what's cringeworthy about this
it was obviously sent privately to a friend
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>>563006197
It looks like hes crying, then again, I would too
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>>562996063
This pisses me off so much
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>>563000803
they are not free, they are forever laughed at and tormented on the internet, You only made this post because you are either a troll, or it hits too close to home and now your butthurt can be seen from space
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>>562996446
Oh fucking god.
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>>563005918
have you kicked him in the balls yet?
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>>563014012
he sent it to the black kid who posted it to twitter. i didnt realize it was alpha to take bathrooms selfies holding guns. i apologize for my ignorance
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>>563001862
his hair makes me rage.
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>>563004013
Editing skills plus mad friendship, hire this man right away!
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>>563014854
well, it seems like a joke
just some bros having fun.
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>>563002613
This guy is actually pretty cool looking except for the fedora shit.
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>>562996637
doesn't look bad.
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>>563015204
why are you a nigger?
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>>562998778
Holy fuck, this faggot looks like he literally hasn't washed his greasy ass hair in goddamn ages. This edgelord will never end up getting laid at this rate
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>>563002796
Is this a pedophile meet up spot to talk about ways they can tempt children into their vans?
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>>563014854
Its called fun. This is why you‘ll always be beta. You overthink everything.
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>>563015532
I ain't a nigga
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>>562999837
capyposta
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>>562998658
I was mesmerized by the autism
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>>563015571
>at this rate

made me lol for some reason
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>>563015682
alright, nigger, im sorry for being one of the only people to post OC. and im not overthinking anything, these faggots actually think they're cool for taking this picture. dont try and tell me they're trying to do when you dont even know these fuckboys
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>>562996637
That's larping. Live action roleplaying. Do you even know what cringe means? Have you ever had to pull cotton out of a pill bottle and had chills run up spine and your teeth started to ache.
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>>563005274
first thing i noticed too....
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>>563013595

One is ready for business, the other is ready for pleasure.
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