All right /b/, OC cringe thread. I'll start.
this kids fb is one huge cringe thread
Lel'd me pants to this
>mfw the kid calls himself a /b/tard
go on his fb its gold
Why. Why the fuck does anyone think it's a good idea to do a good/bad picture. Everyone's seen an laughed at those faggots. Who in their right mind would go "that's a good idea, let me try to do my own take of the faggiest shit on the planet."
This isn't a cringe pic this is gold
You call this a beta thread but the only betas I see here are OP and his cohorts, who are so insecure that they need to laugh at those whom they consider socially inferior.
Many of the people posted in these threads are in fact alphas. It takes an alpha to march to the beat of their own drum, without giving a FUCK about what others think. An alpha pursues his OWN desires, rather than conforming to become more socially acceptable.
You call this a cringe thread, but that only reveals your own weakness, as you're so socially enslaved that someone acting outside of the status quo elicits a physical reaction from you. Honestly, I think many of you are socially anxious beyond compare. Relative to you, these so called "betas" are free. Free from the shackles of giving a fuck what society thinks of you.
>mfw either of them talks
both of them, holy shit
is he trying to imitate this movie?
I don't agree with the emoticon thing. Everyone here says they're gay, and I don't use them on /b/, but there's nothing wrong with them in other circumstances. I grew up playing MMORPGS and you'd be hard pressed to find someone who NEVER used an emoticon in chat.
Here, I'll post mine.
>freshman homecoming dance
>don't have a date, go with friends
>eventually girl wants to dance with me
>she had no date either
>she took off her shoes because high heels
>step on them over and over again
>later that night walking around school with her
>trying to be witty I say "is it too late to ask you to be my date"
>"are you serious"!
>laugh, say yes nervously
>she goes "awww" and says of course I will
>then she walks away, saying "but I'm a wanderer haha!"
>never talk to her again
the fuck you talking about this is alpha as fuck
MFW nothing is cringe worthy thus far
nigga's alpha as fuck, 1 step away from being guts
what a hilarious image swap
Alright then, i will deliver...
>Be in 10th grade, ready for school.
>Sign up for drawing class, pretty good at it.
>New kid comes in. Mr.Artist introduces him.
>"Guys, this is Tanner. He's new."
>Being the nice guy, ask if he wants to sit next to me.
>Seems sort of nice, a little strange, but nice.
>Class is about to get out, get ready to head home.
>Tanner taps my shoulder.
>"Wanna see my gf?"
>Pulls out phone and looks through photos.
>It's some naked girl showing off how flexable she is.
>Almost believe until I see that there is a watermark blocked out by some grey bars.
>Starts to brag about all the sex he has with her.
>Heads out and follows me.
>"Yeah, we do..."
>Goes on and on till I hitch a ride with one of the seniors.
>Bro tier guy, known him since ninth grade.
>Tanner begs to join me.
>I say no.
>Calls me a faggot and walks off.
Hold onto your asses, kiddies, it ain't done yet...
wow, if these kids went to the school i went too, they would be fucked.
Ready and waiting
apparently it has something to do with a character that's always drunk or something
Agreed, this nigga has balls
Alright, moving along.
>A few weeks pass, guy doesn't talk to me for a while.
>Then, finds out that he's dating one of my friends who is 3/10, would not fuck.
>She thinks he's his soulmate.
>"Good for you..."
>Next day, friend comes in with Tanner.
>She has free and brotier teacher lets kids come in whenever they want during their free periods.
>Starts to do lovey dovey things like nuzzling noses, pinching cheeks, etc.
>About to leave again, Tanner walks up from behind.
>Pinches my upper arm really hard.
>Bout ready to deck him.
>"You, you don't have any fat on your arms, bro!"
>Starts to laugh and tries to do it again.
>Be the better man, I say to myself.
>Does it again... And again... And again.
>Patience wearing thin...
>Bell rings, runs for door.
>Brotier friend wasn't able to make it, so I ride with other friend.
>Girl friend tells me on phone that he thinks that I'm no fun.
>Sure, why not.
>Figure out that he's one of "those" guys, the ones that try to look cool in front of everyone.
>Sees this next day when he starts to brag about how he fought off a black dude from his old school.
>Again, just roll ma eyes and keep drawing.
He is that big of fag... But there is so much more...
What is that thing?
Personally, I'd have called him out on his watermarked GF. Or, better yet, find the site and download the set and have everyone show him a different picture on their phone.
A guy I'd say.
Have you noticed ALL the pictures in these threads where some black person's in the background obviously thinking "WTF are these crackers doing?"
either that or he's going "shit just got real"
This guy could get mad at anything too. He cried to his internet girlfriend when a stranger called him a faggot. This was in college too.
(9001 hours in shoop)
>this kid literally does not give one single fuck about what people think about him
>implying that fact alone doesn't make him more alpha than 3/4ths of /b/'s userbase
>catchpha related: These lingfwh
Here we go.
>Be end of year.
>Have to go to school early to set up band stuff.
>Look in dark cafeteria to see that someone familiar is kissing a girl in the dark.
>It's Tanner and 2/10 girl, Shrek would not want.
>Motherfucker, cheating on friend.
>But how to get revenge?
>Take out phone due to silent text message.
>Oh, thank you Apple.
>Take video, things getting pretty intense.
>Janitor sneaks up on me.
>Oh shit, this ain't good.
>I'll delete it...
>"Isn't that 3/10's boyfriend?"
>Looks at phone, nods.
>I understand, sir.
>He walks off, I continue filming.
>During freetime, she comes in.
>Hey, 3/10, I gotta talk to you really fast.
>Take her out of class room to quiet place.
>She sniffs a little and tells me that she knew something like this was happening.
>Decide to let things proceed.
>The next day...
>Turns out that Tanner has been cheating on her since the beginning of their relationship.
>Brother of 3/10 friend finds out.
>Tanner gets to see what an angry woman likes to do when she finds out you cheated on her.
>MFW I find out his bill to his car is almost $5,500.
>MFW I find out that he's poorfag.
I got more, like the one about the kid who got caught watching CP.
Because that isn't even close to legal SCA armor. He has pieces all over the fucking place that don't belong not to mention a pickle barrel helmet that is 100x illegal. The people in his Shire fucked up BIG TIME letting him piece that awful underkit together without helping him out.
I dunno if that nig is actually attractive, or the other pony fuckers are just so disgusting they make anything look better. Either way, I'd put a sex or two in him.
WHAT!? FAGTFAGTSRD IS EVOLVING!!!
Calling Gammas Betas is incorrect. Betas are wannabe Alphas, Gammas are the loners who choose their own paths. Betas are the whiteknighters who try to protect the princess out of corrupted chivalry and horniness. Gammas find mates who are also Gammas.
Forgot to mention he was never able to fix the nasty gash to his car and it is still there to this day.
I got one about the kid who ate his entire stash of weed to keep the drug dogs from finding him, the one where I caught a fat kid masturbating in the bathrooms, one where I beat the living shit out of "I'm smarter than you" kid, or the kid who was caught watching CP.
Pick your poison, I got lots more.
OP, wait 'til you see this...
>tfw I live in the same area as both of these fuckers (Boston)
The ONLY reason I can't make eye contact with people IRL is because I play too much Sniper, and I hesitate to look them in the eye because I don't want to feel bad about ending them. ^-^
Also, just because my fb picture is of me with my waifu, (Pikatchu), doesn't mean I am any less amazing than other people, you fucking pleb.
Also, just because I masturbate to RainbowDash (Like NORMAL PEOPLE) and I sometimes glue cardboard wings to my shirt doesn't make me a cringy beta, as you so call it.
I bet you also don't like us proud atheists either.
Fucking immature ass-whip.
Emoticons are whatever but that fucking XD shit is so god damn juvenile. I joined a guild in a korean game that had people doing it constantly. Crack a joke and see 3 or 4 in a row. This one faggot uses San and Chan after character names and the little fuck is a Filipino in a Korean game. Shit makes me fucking rage.
>the guy running away
>You play lots of Team Fortress 2
idc what you guys say, i would still let that whale slobber my cock
fat girls with pale white jiggly bellys are the best
I do have one about when my friend delivered Jesus Christo a pizza.
>Be Junior is HS.
>In Speech class and about to give a speech.
>"Lockdown, lockdown" Over intercom.
>Teacher rushes us to dark corner of the room.
>Notice kid looking pretty fidgety.
>He's from the football team with his jackass friends.
>He whispers something to them and they nod and huddle around him.
>Can barely see what he's getting out of pocket when I hear drug dogs at door.
>Police outside yelling at each other.
>Kid eats something out of bag really fast.
>Bitch notices I saw him.
>"Tell anyone and we'll make your life hell."
>Lol fuck off kid.
>Police walk in and turn on lights.
>Kid looks fidgety as fuck right now.
>Smile as I look at bitch.
>"This gonna be gud."
>Step out of the crowd.
>"Hey, this kid smells like a skunk for some reason!"
>Shy kids and others say yeah he does.
>Drug dogs start roaming around.
>Bitch gives me the "You fucking asshole" look.
>Smile at her.
>Drug dogs look at kid.
>"Can you come with us please?"
Turns out the kid had two pills of steroids and a small baggie of weed in his pockets. Much laughter was had by friends and I when bitchymcgee was reported for threatening me.
The report was not by me.
Shall I continue?
I like doing "xD" if something is really funny, but never over use it. It reminds me of South Park. when I'm talking to girls and shit I do a lot of "p:" and "(:" and "(;"
I'd do the same, too.
This whole everything.
Yeah but bitches move smilies. When I say overuse I'm talking every god damn sentence. You know how people do "lol bookends"? Worse than that. These faggots must have worn the letters off their x and d keys.
> implying youre a femanon
timestamped pic of your face with 3208 written on it or youre fake. i dont care about tits. but prove youre a woman at least
Well, the nigger probably has a real gun, a stolen real gun, but the white kid? That's a Crossman bb gun, I bet. I got bored with mine when I turned 13.
they are not free, they are forever laughed at and tormented on the internet, You only made this post because you are either a troll, or it hits too close to home and now your butthurt can be seen from space
he sent it to the black kid who posted it to twitter. i didnt realize it was alpha to take bathrooms selfies holding guns. i apologize for my ignorance
Editing skills plus mad friendship, hire this man right away!
Holy fuck, this faggot looks like he literally hasn't washed his greasy ass hair in goddamn ages. This edgelord will never end up getting laid at this rate
I was mesmerized by the autism
alright, nigger, im sorry for being one of the only people to post OC. and im not overthinking anything, these faggots actually think they're cool for taking this picture. dont try and tell me they're trying to do when you dont even know these fuckboys
That's larping. Live action roleplaying. Do you even know what cringe means? Have you ever had to pull cotton out of a pill bottle and had chills run up spine and your teeth started to ache.