Twinkle twinkle FUCKING STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS!
Suck my painis
Painis in the ainis
Op is cute
you stupid little meat toilet. I know you got gonorrhoea from your dad.
if i see you ever again, i am going to cut your head off and fuck your neck hole. then i will shit in your cunt and leave your body for your parents to find. the head i shall keep for future use (toilet).
stfu bitch we both know how much you like my big nigger dick, plus you never said no to me and when I said no you kept on insisting and almost raped me. After that you give me your fucking feminist speaches about rape culture. Fucking hoe kill yourself please you emo piece of shit
holy fuck my sides
Give me back my vote woman! Lemme guess who's at work and busting his ass all day. Lemme guess who makes the most money. I know, It's Chuck! It's the men! You know who's making the most money throughout history, the men! Who have been the great leaders, men! Maybe you have Cleopatra but, Egyptians live in triangles, tetrahedrons and shit. A triangle is not manly! , Who fought the best wars, men! Who make the best murderers, men! Who invented the plague, men! We got it all, bitch! We run this show, and I don't give a fuck who knows it!
im just gonna post the whole story for you guys starting with this
Oh we have a tough guy here huh....... *unsheathes my twin katanas* Well, let's see how tough you really are! *jumps into the air* TAAAAKE THIIIIIIIIIIIIS *spins around and slashes your face open* Not so tough now, huh????? *grabs you and throws you up* It's time to finish this little charade *holds my katanas above my head* YOU ARE FINIIIIISHEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps upwards so that you get impaled on my swords* Heh.... easy.....
M'lady M'Lady...Sweet, Sweet Princess ,,, A Knight's Prayer For You: Of all the sunsets and sunrises... Of all the beautiful flowers that grow on this Earth.. Of all the stars that glow in the heavens and the universe... you above all are more beautiful in my eyes. No man has seen nor beheld such a Princess or Goddess as I behold in you. And I have now seen such beauty, warmth, and grace... as I have seen the depths of your beautiful soul. But, alas my heart may never know the honor of holding you, feeling the warmth of your kiss, or the tenderness of your arms. Because of our age difference... my heart will be filled with the honor of having to just behold your warmth and beauty within my dreams... But will be saddened to wake in the mornings to find you not there... Only in my dreams will we love, laugh, and go through the adventures of life... For you M'Lady... I wish you all the happiness, love and joy that life has to offer, and that all your hopes, wishes and dreams will always come true for you... I pray that you may honor me by us becoming friends... and in time more... But M'Lady, my Princess, I will honor your desires... and will respect all your wishes... But in my heart... you will forever be... In all I have written M'Lady... I am very sincere... and hope for that which may not be meant to be...that we may find Camelot together...and with the most honor and respect I can give... I remain., your Servant and Knight forever should you ever have need of me... Sweet Lady,,,, My name is Max Shelton, and I would be very honored if you would allow me the privledge and pleasure of us becoming good and close friends. I am a very Loving, caring, sincere, honest, passionate, compassionate, and active man who believes that chilvary IS NOT dead. Sweet Lady... I do hope that you will write back and tell me more about yourself, your hopes, your wishes, and your dreams.
Am I in trouble with, OP?
>If a key opens a lot of locks, it's a master key. If a lock is opened by a lot of locks, its a shitty lock.
>If a lock is opened by a lot of locks, its a shitty lock.
> lock is opened by a lot of locks
so much shame anon deleted the post
OP here, What i did next was golden
so i found the bitch's mom, and sent allll the confessions heres how: her sister commented on her picture
went to her sisters profile
went to her "about"
went to her places that she's been
for some reason one of the places was her actual house
address was posted under house's info
address was 175 Pleasant View Dr Patrick Springs, VA 24133
its her actual house
yellowpaged that shit
found out the name of the bitch that owns the house
my face when he has the same last name as her and her sister, which is newcomb
found his wife linked on his profile
Hey OP. I live like 30 minutes away from her. I was like okay time for a raid. Got to the profile. 13 mutal friends... What... Whale shit time to have fun.
Well, she's been around.
I thought this was a roll thread? Fucking attention whore faggot you narcissist piece of shit turned this into what you've done with your life today. You are the fucking hepatitis C that nobody likes around here
Did I do good guise?
mfw it was actually her mom.
she tried to play it off like it didnt bother her but i know she got her ass beat lel
I can't shop, but someone should make a fake confession that reads "sometimes when my Mom is asleep, I stand over her and finger my vagina and spurt on her face."
And then one about how she stoler Mom's money and used it to buy cocaine and meth.
I hope that's not your facebook. Yo ass is getting v&...
>XD XD XD XD
awfully summer in here
you guys are great xD
Eh.. Whatever.. Not caring. :D
Also. Random dumping
Yeah. I've been there. She's just one of those emo sluts? We get them here too in Ireland. They;re everywhere.
Notice her name 'Sykes'. I bet that's after that lip pouting fag boy 'Ollie Sykes.' I FUCKING BET.
Such a gentleman
I used Firebug to check the font family, size, exact colors and increased the letter spacing a bit. I'll make more.
Somethine like this?
>I am the only person I know who has had sex with a dog. #YOLO
It's not that hard, faggots.
so she's into vampires?
This thread will be golden. Keep it up guys. Keep sending things to her loved ones. Find her phone number, call her up and ask whoever answers if Kasey is there and to ask her if she's down for that blind hookup we talked about
Hey OP this is a good thread and all...
But is this red little piece of shit you're mouse...
Are you using a fucking custom cursor...
good job man
this is the best i've seen
Guise guise guise
we should like go stab her or something.
Think of the look on her face if we stabbed her or her mom.
Oh man that would sure teach her.
Who lives close to her who's willing to stab her for the LULZ.
Also, maybe do one about her being curious about what it would be like to let a black guy slide a big, healthy shit down her throat. ROFL - I MEAN HIS DICK.
guess who's contribootin
hint: not you
I made the best one yet. Changed all timestamps on the posts and made up reactions from other people. This one actually sounds somewhat believable, instead of the over the top stuff that was posted.
You are a sad, lonely individual huh? don't like people in your super secret internet club huh? hahaha this is why you are a virgin.
Quick! Everyone, attack the genetics!
summer is over, hop on ferry
>responds within seconds.... because time is measured in seconds and I could have responded in an hour and it's still seconds, fucktard
Are you excited to get your driver's license?
oh, looks like someone forgot to sage.
oh look at that
you are just pathetic, posting that this thread is funny, then saging and claiming otherwise? fuck, if I'm in middle school, you are still in the womb.
my post saying this is funny is in regards to >>562962064
Thread overall isn't so humorous. I will give props to OP in luring /b/ to be a pa so easily. It's cute to see you rage so easily
Gets me every time.
Damn, even more angry/generic responses, you are losing it anon, just stop responding and leave with whatever little dignity you still have left.
I'm not gonna get 43 but text her this anyway;
>listen to this kasey
>imagine an early 70's movie where the colours just ain't completely right yet.
>imagine a scene with two pasty white dudes in their 40's talking to eachother
>suddenly one puts his hand in front of the other dude
>we notice his thumb is on the other side, like he has a left hand on his right arm
> now the camera just pans across the two men's faces as they stare in horror
> this keeps going on forever.
HOLy FUCKING SHIT ITS TRIPS
So she's a slut, OP, why not go and fuck her?
Or are you too much of a beta faggot and you feel insecure around women so you project your insecurities into hatred and just write dumb shit on fagbook.
Yeah, that'll show 'em!
Good going, OP.
Pic related, it's you.
>employed at hot topic
WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED THAT
I checked out the number of your post.
Other Anon is obliged to stop responding and leave with whatever little dignity he still has left.
respect the numbers, mayne
and the newfags will now inherit the earth
Lost it at "she nasty as fuck."