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go to omegle, put tumblr as your interest and introduce yourself

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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go to omegle, put tumblr as your interest and introduce yourself as Dan
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another one of these?

Time to get to work
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Reporting in. Also, keep bumping.
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Are you aware that you end up only talking to each other and or getting reverse trolled?
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Going on and saying I'm otherkin.
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>>562829668
i like your style
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>>562829663
Yea every fucking time.
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>>562829663
so much this

4chan raids are literally the only traffic that omegle gets outside guys wacking off on cam and occasional desperate whores
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>>562830321
i think that was me
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ayy lmao
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>>562829663

This. It's getting dumb.
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Yep.
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hahaha
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>>562831319
Ayyyyyy, its me!
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>>562831542
And I am Dan
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>>562831457
so you rly postet this shit
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>>562831609
I thought I told you to go die. Why are you still here?
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this shit got old quick. its not fun anymore.
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>>562831708
oh, hey Dan
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>>562831714
Dan is everywhere
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Hey there Dan
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
Stranger: Hey
You: Hi!
Stranger: How are you on this fine night
You: Im just DANdy
Stranger: Stop
Stranger has disconnected.
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Osiris!
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>>562831871
good answer. Proceed.
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Stranger: Hello
You: Hey.
Stranger: Who are you? I'm Dan
You: How old are you, Dan?
Stranger: 16
You: Underageb&.
Stranger: :(
Stranger has disconnected.
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>>562831968
this made me laugh.
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dan is not a person dan is an idea.
dan is also fag
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hard nut to crack
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Dan is getting overused, It's just too old already.
Need ideas for a new one.
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>>562833751
why not Katy from Teh Pengiun of Doom?
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>>562833751
I agree
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>>562828403
I think he was triggered
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>>562833751
Hi, I am an Omegle Tech Support Specialist; how may I help you?

post results. i got tits from this once.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: hi
Stranger: yo
You: 5 things about you
Stranger: yoooo
Stranger: this datrell
Stranger: im young fresh n black
You: im dan
Stranger: i just got out of jail
Stranger: im bout to go pour me a 40, light me a blunt
Stranger: and fuck yo bitch
Stranger: thats 5 facts about me
You: i drive a 2013 dan
You: i live in danville
You: i work for dan corp
You: and i abuse my spouse
You: so that
You: s me
Stranger: yo lemme lay a really deep question on u dan
You: hit me
Stranger: when you lay down
Stranger: in bed
You: yes
Stranger: you turn to the side
You: also yes
Stranger: and see your beautiful wife sleeping like an angel
You: she sleeps on floore
Stranger: do u ever think about on many inches this black dick has been inside yo girl
You: 4
Stranger: 8*
You: she has a 4 inch vagina
Stranger: who said anything bout yo bitch vagina
You: thats how deep it goes
You: you can't be 8 inches into a 4 inch vagina
Stranger: i neva said anything bout a damn vag
You: her asshole is three and her throat is 2.5
Stranger: yo dan intestines stretch out longer than a football field nigga
Stranger: theres plenty of room for me in yo girl dan
You: she's a small dog so idk
You: i tear that up once a week
Stranger: i know dan
Stranger: i know
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Guys put no interests and ask for directions to olive garden
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>>562834121
I'm going for it!
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>>562833868 Sure, I got two ideas,
Horny Neo-Nazi Rachel,
and Swastika Stan,
Works pretty well, might dump some later
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dan is love
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>>562834249
I'm going to try this next
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change interest to twitter or some shit
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>>562834619
Wrong picture, fug.
Fucking bored.
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>>562828403
Heres my results from last time
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Stranger: Hi
Stranger: I'm Dan
You: Hey, Dan.
Stranger: How are you?
You: I'm alright, yourself?
Stranger has disconnected

They just keep running off.
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>>562834121
Im talking to him right now
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>>562835278
that's me faggot
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>>562834405
dan is life.
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>>562835278
Here. Getting off for the night
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>>562835546
Got u good faggot
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amazing...
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Stranger: hey
You: Hi
Stranger: what's up?
You: Im doing just DANdy wbu
Stranger: are you fucking kidding
Stranger has disconnected.
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olive garden
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GOLD
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>>562835821
ayy lmao i met that guy too. we're like Eskimo brothers
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New experience with dan
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buthurt fag
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Well fuck
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi i'm dan
Stranger: fuck you dan
You: why
You: what did dan do to you
Stranger: you raped me
Stranger: thats what
You: i didn't mean
You: to
You: which one were you again?
Stranger: go fuck yourself

kek
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Stranger: 18 you?
You: same here lol
You: so are you cute
Stranger: yeah wbu
You: yee :)
You: i also lift everyday ;P
Stranger: lol but idc
You: well neither do I cuz you live all the way in SD lol ;P
Stranger: haha hey could be worse if i was living in england or something
You: it really wouldn't be matter lol theres a small chance we'll ever meet up or become friends lol
You: it's omegle..
You: but hey naything can happen
You: wats ur IG?>
Stranger: sydbearr
You: that isn't you lol I know that person
Stranger: thats me..
You: as a matter of fact thats my exes bff
You: lol.. do you know me or something am I being trolled?
Stranger: wtf whos your ex?
You: Maria Delao..
You: shes from SD, I use to live somewhat close to SD
Stranger: i dont have a bff named that
You: then that isnt you lol
You: stop playing me
You: who are you?
Stranger: did you spell it right?
Stranger: it is me
You: is this Dan?
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: who is dan
Stranger: wtf
You: ultimately the biggest internet troll in history
You: I know this is Dan...
Stranger: yeah i know
Stranger: its not
You: Show ur true colors bud
You: OMG
You: I know that isn't you
You: I know HER
Stranger: you obviously dont
Stranger: because its me
You: Dan just stop I called you out man! it's time for you to stop and show ur true colors
Stranger: im thinking youre dan now
Stranger: wait
Stranger: yeah you are
You: How can I be possibly be Dan when you're Dan?
You: thats unrealistic
Stranger: you told me you were dan up there
Stranger: bye
You: up where?
Stranger has disconnected.
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You wot m8
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>>562832925
sydney is kill
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>>562828403
Stranger: What up
Stranger: This is Dan
You: I think we got a problem here
You: Cuz i`m the real dan
Stranger: nah
Stranger: im dan
Stranger: dan the man
Stranger: see i rhymed and shit
You: I`m dan since the thread started
You: soo
Stranger: noooo
Stranger: no no no
Stranger: im dan
You: i claim it by time
Stranger: you cant claim shit
Stranger: IM DAN
Stranger: HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG
Stranger: LONG LIVE DONUTS
You: NOOOOO
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UPDATE the olive garden thing isnt funny
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Dan is a nice guy
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Brilliant idea OP.

http://logs.omegle.com/20d48e6

Look for Em.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi, I am an Omegle Tech Support Specialist; how may I help you?
Stranger: fuck off no ur not
You: Request could not be processed. Please try again.
You: Hi, I am an Omegle Tech Support Specialist; how may I help you?
Stranger: lol ur cool
You: Request could not be processed. Please try again.
You: Hi, I am an Omegle Tech Support Specialist; how may I help you?
You: Are you still there, stranger?
Stranger: are u still a cock sucker
You: No need for language like that.
You: Hi, I am an Omegle Tech Support Specialist; how may I help you?
Stranger: why didnt u care when i said "fuck" *facepalm
You: No need for language like that.
You: Hi, I am an Omegle Tech Support Specialist; how may I help you?
You: Are you still there, stranger?
Stranger: r u still a cocksucker
You: No need for language like that.
You: Hi, I am an Omegle Tech Support Specialist; how may I help you?
Stranger: SUCK MY AMERICAN DICK U FAKE ROBOT COCKSUCKER
You: Lets start by getting your name. Can I ask your name, stranger?
You: No need for language like that
You: Hi, I am an Omegle Tech Support Specialist; how may I help you?
You: Are you still there, stranger?
Stranger: MY NAME IS CAPN COCK
You: Great! Hi there, CAPN COCK. What can I help you with today?
Stranger has disconnected.
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Bump
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>>562837710
kek
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>>562838036
hi, do u knw were the oliv gardn is sorry am bad at enlish
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I like how he changes quick in this conversation when I put a girls name. It's a trap m8.
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>>562838494
knew you would post it, fucking newfriend.
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>>562838701
i knew it when you said nigger
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>>562837823
no
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>>562828403
Omegle is fucking blocked in the country I am (Thailand)...
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I was hoping this would happen again or I was going to start one myself
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: HELLO
Stranger: hii
You: OMFG HELP
You: PLEASE
Stranger: what
You: OKAY OKAY OKAY
You: I'M SCARED AND ITS DARK
Stranger: ya
You: CAN I TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT?
You: DON'T DISCONNECT
Stranger: ya if u take it down a notch brotha chill
You: Okay, sorry.
You: I pre-typed what happened.
You: Okay, last night I was sitting there when a strong smell of copper mixed with cinnamon filled the air. I ignored it and proceeded to browse 4dan on my laptop. I then began to feel light headed, I closed my eyes and blacked out for a few minutes or hours, no idea. When I awoke a blinding light was streaming through my window. I tried to move but couldn't. I attempted to move more when I heard footsteps coming closer to my room. At this point I had no idea what to do. I closed my eyes shut and waited. All was quite after a few minutes but the smell was stronger than ever, so strong my eyes began to water so much that I had to open them. When I did I saw what can only be described as one of those big eye'd gray aliens from the movies. I struggled to move again but couldn't. It just kept staring at me. Suddenly it leaned close to my ear and whispered "ayy lmao." I passed out after that and woke up stripped of all clothing in my back yard. Help me!
You: There.
Stranger: fuck u
You: WHAT
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: u
You: WHY
You: PLEASE MAN HELP
You: Sorry, for caps.
You: Could you help me>
Stranger: no
Stranger has disconnected.
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Got a d8 with a qt3.14. She thinks my name is Dan.
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Who is Dan, please?
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>>562839425
Shit nigger I didn't think you were really gonna
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>>562839425
Fixed version
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How the fuck do people still find this amusing?
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>>562839425
Fuck me paint is shit. Fixed fixed version
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New name is Stan
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This is going to shit, the tumblrfaggots are just laughing and now they are pretending to be Dan's as well.

Consider this a 404.

Holy shit i just fucking typed 404, looked down, and the captcha was 404
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kek
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Fuck everything I quit.
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You: They call me dan.
Stranger: 2010
Stranger: the year /b/ become perma summer
Stranger: congrats

wait why am I on /b/
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>>562840192
Nice job dan
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>>562840192
my fucking sides
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: What's cookin goodlookin'
You: hey
You: rasin bran
You: for i am stan
You: join the lan
You: kill dan
You: dont get a ban
You: drink out of a can
You: you look wan
You: not a fan?
You have disconnected.
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Stranger: omg
You: HELLO!
Stranger: HELLOOOI
You: I ARE DAN!
Stranger: OMG WTF IS HAPPENING
Stranger: pls explain
You: ANAL FISSURES MAYB?
Stranger: ?????? "": why js everyons saying im dan
Stranger: pls help me out here
You: lel idk but i actually luvvvv tumblr
Stranger: me 2!
You: OH EM GEE!
You: whats your fav tumblr?
Stranger: gypsums
You: wow faggot
Stranger: baraknobama
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>>562828403
My job here is done
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>>562839957
fuck you, Dan is love, Dan is life
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faggots
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>>562841218

That was me.
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Toplel
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> Put Tumblr as interest
> Run into nothing but Dan's
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>>562840878
You typed "See you hell" before you disconnected. Such a fucking failure
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I love pranking my friends.
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THE CONVERSION and Odd Convo
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>>562831457
>>562831708
>>562831818
So far the best.
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Shitty contriboot
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>>562833190
I lost my shit
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>>562842162
LOL
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>>562840925
Stranger: yo
You: supp
Stranger: just listening to music hbu?
You: bored as a boogaloo
You: you like tumblr?
Stranger: yuppers! whats your url?
You: dont have one!
You: im a lurker:(
Stranger: awwe, its okay!
You: have you met dan?:/
Stranger: ive meet so many dans
Stranger: im not okay with this freaking danpocalypse
You: give me an estimate as to how many dans youve met. i swear to god ive had like 25 dans
Stranger: I've had like 20. It makes me so mad omg cant they just not
You: well make it 21
You: cuz im dan
Stranger: get out
You: nigger
Stranger: stop
You: hi
Stranger: no
You: im dan
You: motherfucker
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Stranger: first robin williams, now macklemore... he didnt have to die
You: But Dan
You: Dan will never die.
Stranger: I SWEAR
Stranger: TO
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: GOD DAMNIT DAN
Stranger: WHOEVER YOU ARE
You: I'm Dan, Nice to meet you.
Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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We worshipped dan today.
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this is getting fuckin lame I've done this for like two nights in a row now and it's boring as hell.
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Oh this made me LOL
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long ass read (fucked up on the cropping, repeat segment) but this is extremely cringe worthy
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Brilliant
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>>562828403
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kek
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At this point its just /b/ fucking with each other, you niggas need to try harder
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Too many dans so I tried something else
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: Hi :)
Stranger: DO YOU MISHA COLLINS?
You: Yes
You: !
Stranger: okay you're cool
You: I'm Dan.
You: New meme:
Stranger: I'm Tok but pronounced toke
You: Nice meem
You: le "I'm Tok but pronounced toke" faec
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>>562841456
>>562841456
>>562841456

This
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Bump, got a chuckle
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So I did one, found a bro and I thought kek was gonna ensue
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>>562842978
LoL!
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Fukin bich
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>>562842667
This. Fucking this. This is so fucking boring we need a new tag and let the rest of the fags know about the new tag. Tumblr is shit, it's filled with thirsty bitches dawg damn bruh cmon man damn bruh man cmon man damn.
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You told me to post it.
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I think I won, without Dan.
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ugh
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Ayy lmao
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>>562844009

You got told you're fucking boring, that's not a win.
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Add me on Netflix guys, this is Heather. You guys should really Netmessage me your likes so my blogsite continues to grow.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both speak the same language.
You: hi
Stranger: Hello
You: i'm dan. you?
You: lol
Stranger: No ablo English
You: ah gato
You: bueno recatate buachin
You: de donde sos?
Stranger: Chúpala
You: chupala vos mexicano del orto

y siguio, era una pendeja de 17. son forros loco.
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I got his weeaboo tumblr blog
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Stranger: Please go away, 4chan. You are invading our personal space by 'raiding' omegle. We will talk to the authorities if this continues.

10/10
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>>562844491
I was planning to leave her hanging, but I wanted to see how far I could drag it out.
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>>562828403
damn was talking to a jew
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Some of you guys are fucking dumb, just adding dan randomly after something you say is fucking lame and im embaressed for all of you that do that.
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>>562844949
ALL BOW TO OUR DAN OVERLORD, WHO KNOWS ALL THINGS
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>>562844949
Hi, this is Heather, add me on Netflix.
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holy fag balls the rec blog literally wants a male harem
>>
>>562844949
bow to dan the faggot
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kinda weak
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I WIN MOTHERFUCKERS.
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DANS ASSEMBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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How bout a Dan interest where we just DAN 25/7?
>>
Stranger: m or f
You: Dan.
>>
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: Yo
Stranger: Quick! type white five times fast!
You: Nigger Nigger Nigger Dan Nigger
You: Fuck
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kek
<this is fun
newfag can't greentext
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>>562844669
.....wut did you just say bitch
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>>562830867
I went to Omegle when a raid wasn't going on and met a girl who I'm best friends with now. She wasn't a whore and had very little idea what 4chan was.
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>>562844669
Ok then so technically by your definition of ^personal space your violating everyone else on here by coming to our site? regardless of your misguided thoughts on fairness. gtfpo kids before you get bot net hard,takes the wrong person lol not me, but if someones lurking therees a chance
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>>562845293

>>562845491

You're in denial, she's a whore.
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SOMEONE RESURRECTED THE THREAD
>>562845693
Also, this is me
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LOL, I got this Weebs Tumblr, we should pwn this faggot!
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>>562832630
Very nice
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shes trying to get to us neck beards
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>>562845923
LOL, be careful bros
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Couldn't be bothered to Dan this one.
>>
1/2
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>>562845869

It'd be easier if these nighnogs put some effort into it, instead of just spewing
>hi im dan
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>>562846005
Hi, this is Heather. Add me on Netflix.
>>
Another Dan reporting in will screen soon
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>>562828403
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stand united, Dans
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>>562846038
2/2
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I don't think he likes Dan very much.
>>
Stranger: hello
You: hii
Stranger: whats up
You: The patriarchy
Stranger has disconnected.
>>
hey it's me
jay owen
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just giving my contribution to the cause
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Dan seems to think cow's drink milk.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: hello me is Dan
You: allo
You: No, you are not.
You: I am Dan.
Stranger: I am Dan
Stranger: /b/ro
You: That would be me. You're just a dirty nigger.
Stranger: woah
Stranger: no need to bring out fake insults
You: And why not?
Stranger: i am neither dirty and i'm not a nigger
You: Prove it!
Stranger: you prove it
You: I know what my son looks like
You: I'm not on welfare
You: I don't have sex with fat white women
You: Need I say more?
Stranger: im not on welfare, i've never had sex and i live in a suburb
Stranger: is that enoguh proof for you
You: No, that just proves you're a summerfag
Stranger: lel
You: go forth, Dan.
Stranger: you got me there
You have disconnected.
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>>562828403
someone faggot just told me I got 4channed.

....

..

.

what
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>>562846280
Hi, this is Heather. Add me on Netflix.
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>>562831037
ayy lmao
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Some one was upset.
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>>562845853
Che boludo, hace diez horas que estoy puteando en argentino no te encuentro nunca
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>>562846720
Hi, this is Heather. Add me on Netflix.
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>>562846770

Not upset. Just telling you you're boring as fuck.
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>>562846823
Hi, this is Heather. Add me on Netflix.
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>>562828403
well this was about the gayest thing to hit gay town.
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http://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/1zht5m/anon_is_dan/

Redditors think of Dan

topkek
>>
Archiving this thread, just too good.
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>>562846936
Oh how creative can I get with "I am dan"
Thats the worst punch line ever.
I could get in a 2 minute discussion with some one, and then tell them my name is dan.
But thats hardly a joke.

Stop acting like a superior cock.
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>>562847010
Good post I read it
>>
>>562847010
Hi, this is Heather. Add me on Netflix.
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>>562847321
You better (now that I realize it it will be more useful once the thread is archived)
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>>562847141
Fucking leeches, jesus christ
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Niggers and betas everywhere
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Some autist pretending to be Omegle support
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>>562847291
>But thats hardly a joke.

Neither is
>DAN
>I'M DAN
>HI IM DAN
>DANDANDAN
>>
This is the stupidest thing ever.
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>>562829668
I said I was a towelkin
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>>562847409
good post i read it
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I got some pussy today
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There's just nothing they can do.
>>
>>
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>>562828403
IM FROM THE LAND OF THE DAN
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>>562847486
Yeah, but saying "I AM DAN" is a hell of alot easier and less time consuming, with only a little less impact.
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this is the most retarded thing 4chan has ever done. oh wait.
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>>562847471
My sides!

>>562847141
fucking faggots
>>
>>562847612
Lol this was me
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they getting hostile
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>>562848324
>/b/
>4chan

The rest of this website hates /b/ for being the reddit infested shit hole it is. End yourself, nerd
>>
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: M
You: Dan
Stranger: What?
You: My name is Dan.
Stranger: Guy?
You: Sure.
You: Why not?
Stranger: Damn it. M stands for male
You: Dan.
Stranger: Why repeat
You: Because Dan is life. Dan is love.
Stranger: And you're gay?
You: No, I'm Dan.
You: If you want, you can be Dan too.
Stranger: Hahaha well this I'm going to admit is funny but I assure you I'm not gay and I'm quite homophobic. So...
You: I'm just gonna call you Dan.
You: How's it going Dan?
Stranger: Mmmkay. Bye shrek.
Stranger has disconnected.
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>>562828403
>>
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>Stranger: Hi
>You: Hi
>You: I'm Dan
>Stranger has disconnected.
Every time
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I STRIKE ADAN FORM THE LAND OF THE DAN......
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>>562847471
>>562834121
>>
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little Dan? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Dan

seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Dan, and I have over 300 confirmed Dans. I am trained in Dan

warfare and I’m the top Dan in the entire US Dan forces. You are nothing to me but just another Dan. I will wipe you the

fuck out with Dan the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can

get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, Dan. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of

Dans across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, Dan. The storm that wipes

out the pathetic little thing you call your Dan. You’re fucking dead, Dan. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you

in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare Dans. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed Dan, but I

have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Dan Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your

miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little Dan. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your

little “Dan” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t,

you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn Dan. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re fucking dead, Dan.
>>
Stranger: Hi
You: hello
Stranger: So many people saying they are dan today
You: yah, it is really weird
You: do you know why>
You: ?*
Stranger: Some one said 4chan all I am trying to do is find my son
Stranger: He always talked about his tumblr
You: ah, well I hope you can, because you seem pretty beta
You: very /b/eta
Stranger: Sorry other dan didn't get to finish my story you cunt
>>
>>562849231
less funny but more mutual Danship
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I have gained a Dansciple
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>>562849395
oh
>>
>>56284940 the great thing about being Dan is that there are so many Dan
>>
ill cream on ur pretty lips u sexy sexy manboy
>>
Stranger: hi

You: Hi i'm dan

Stranger: NICE MEME

Stranger: U R 9GAGGER 2???

You: Excuse me?

Stranger: LE 9GAG?

You: I was just trying to introduce myself lol, sorry for upsetting you

Stranger has disconnected.
>>
>>562849746
Hi, this is Heather. Add me on Netflix.
>>
>>562849835
lel dat was me nice meme
>>
>>562828403
http://logs.omegle.com/generate
>>
>>562829663
>>562831126

Not to mention this just happened a day or 2 ago, give it a break, come up with something new.
>>
Stranger: Yoooooo
You: hi
Stranger: DONT BE DAN
You: I'm not
You: there are alot of them out
Stranger: Seriously.
Stranger: Like what happened
Stranger: Who resparked it
Stranger: wtf
You: wait
You: this happened before?
Stranger: YES
You: my god.....
Stranger: its been since like 2012 or some shit
Stranger: look it up, it goes pretty back
Stranger: Like wat
You: weird, I have never heard of this /b/efore
Stranger: UGH, i thought it was gone,
Stranger: Really?
You: btw, my name is nad
Stranger: You had a nice 2012 then
Stranger: Sup Nad!
Stranger: Im Avi
Stranger: Nad, yo name is hella rad
Stranger: Im a rapper
You: yah, most people call me my name backwards
Stranger: Buy my mixtape
You: so
Stranger: NOOOOOOOO
Stranger: NO
Stranger: NO
Stranger: NO
You: ;D
Stranger: NO
Stranger: NO
Stranger: NO
Stranger: Is it really Nad tho..
You: well
You: I was christened another name when I was born
You: D
You: a
You: n
Stranger: Are you trying to say Dan
You: you are clever
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fuck
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You: hi
Stranger: Hey
You: whats your name?
Stranger: Jessa
Stranger: You?
You: Thank god its not dan
You: cuz my name is dan
Stranger has disconnected.
>>
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
You: Hi I'm Dan. How're you?
Stranger: White guys are got asf
Stranger: STFU
Stranger has disconnected.

Not sure if bot or not, haven't been on Omegle in recent weeks.
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kek
>>
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>>562850759
LAUGHING TOOO HARD
>>
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>>
>>
>>562850668
sides hurting
>>
>>562850759
>You have disconnected
OMG LOL
>>
Lel
>>
>>562850759
TOPKEK
>>
reporting in
>>
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Stranger: Hi

You: hi

Stranger: whats up

You: i swear to fuck if you're a dan

Stranger: im not

Stranger: this is jenni

You: oh hi jenni

You: I'm Alex

You: But most people call me by my middle name, Daniel

Stranger: fuck you

You: What

Stranger: i hate u

Stranger: dan

You: Jenni there is no need to be upset

Stranger: i still hate u dude

You: why:(

Stranger: get off the tumblr tag

You: The oppression is strong

Stranger: i dont like u and the other dans

You: are you trying to shoah me
>>
>>562828403
>tumblr
hmmmmmmm i only get one reply o.0... then they leave XD
>>
>>562837710
top kek /b/ro
>>
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red robin reportin in
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>>562851718
>>
>>562828403
no pic... but...

>You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: Hello fellow omegele aninimoose person
You: i am the person formely and currently known as ... Dan
Stranger: there are no more actual tumblrfags left
You: behold me
Stranger has disconnected.
>>
>>562851548
>o.0
>XD

the fuck?
>>
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faggot
>>
>>562828403
commencing dump first one I got not too good reaction tho
>>
Seems like Dan is being a little shy. Goodnight, 4chan. http://logs.omegle.com/bcdcb2b
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>>562828403
2
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close
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>>562851945
http://logs.omegle.com/430f808
>>
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Just one of many
>>
>>562852290
3
>>
>>562852290
4
>>
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>>562850668
lol had to save that one for the redfags, morons
>>
>>562852290
last one
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Good shit /b/ro
>>
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>>
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: Hi
You: Hey
Stranger: What is your name
You: whats yours?
You: do you have one?
Stranger: Well
Stranger: I don't like to label myself
You: okay....
You: how are you feeling today
Stranger: Well
Stranger: I'm drawn to the dark with my Dust mite kin
Stranger: More so today than yesterday
You: I don't understand
You: but okay
Stranger: I was born a dust mite
You: oh my
Stranger: Yes, trapped in this human prison
You: Okay, well, I was born a Dan. Trapped in this Dandy prison
Stranger: Interesting
Stranger: Tell me more about Dan kin
You: its a very interdansting thing
You: we speak a secret language
You: known only as
You: nigger.
You: want some samples>
Stranger: Oh, I dont mean to judge but isnt that rather prude
You: nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
You have disconnected.
>>
>>562852697
>>562852443

now kith
>>
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>>562852465
>>
I got rekt'd guys.
>>
sorry for disconnecting meth guy, i hit x on the wrong tab
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Did somebody say, Feminists?

1/5
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Fick you dan
>>
Stranger: Hey

You: hello, and how are you this fine evening.

Stranger: Pretty good you?

You: Im doing ok, eating sushi having a few brews, on here for some odd reason.

You: You okay over there?

Stranger: Same minus the sushi and the brews so not same at all

You: then why say that haha.

Stranger: I'm typing on my phone give me time

Stranger: I didn't know what to say tbh

You: I have a question.

Stranger: Shoot

You: Ok level with me, do you know this dan guy?

Stranger: No and it's pissing me off

Stranger: Literally 10 dans so far

You: So you seemed to have ran into him as well.

You: It's becoming a reocurring problem as I see it.

Stranger: I think it's a fandom thing idk

You: It's 4chan, bashing tumblr, that I know for a fact.

Stranger: I thought that was all over

You: >>562850759 Take a gander young lad.

Stranger: Young lass* and ok gimme a sec

Stranger: That's stupid

You: They are very much still in this fight. They will milk it until there is no more to be had.

Stranger: It seems like a waste of time tbh

You: Yes, I wish you well young one, also my name is Dan.
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