So I found a website >http://bodyvisualizer.com/ Which al

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My 10/10 hopefully she would be ginger.

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perfect

>>562421025
ayy

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>>562420956
Fucking hot
>>562421025
Do you even curves?

My 10/10, start 'mirin fellas.

>>562420956
Look at that thigh gap

bumping for the topest keks.

Apparently, you can't have big boobs without being horrible misshapen

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this is pretty close to the body type of my current gf

>tfw you've found your perfect girl

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>>562421253
lmao

>>562420956
>>562421025
>>562421361
>>562421740
>>562421762

I can't stop laughing

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10/10

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>>562421665
forgot pic

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ayy lmao

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We also have a /b/tard option

>>562421859

haha! I just made the exact same one. Should be renamed as the Nigger Simulator 9000

>>562422128
This is my ex wtf?

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I want to believe

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>>562420956
>>562421025
>>562421361
>>562421740
>>562421859
>>562422119
>>562422123
>>562422128
>>562422141
Fucking kek

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i call him the human toilet bowl

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>>562421762

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>>562421740
You have great taste is women anon

This is all fucking golden. I haven't laughed this hard in ages.

Thanks /b/, I needed this.

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I have a fetish for the holocaust version of Rosie O'donnel
>dat ass

>>562421762
Smough is that you?

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8.8/8.8

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>>562422721

>>562422956
Who'd have thought morphing Rosie O'Donnell and Anne Frank would be so sexy?

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I call him Collarbone-Kun

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Hello ladies

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>>562420502
>perfect girl
Pic related

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largest penis award goes to...

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>>562420502
such beauty mine eyes have never beheld

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>>562423285
Those man arms

>using amerifat units
WHY

>>562423285
lame

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epitome of perfection

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I Created a nigger.

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>>562420502
muh dick!

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junk in tha trunk

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Mmmmmmm

Did anyone else notice that if you just make her fucking fat, she becomes black? Her facial features make her fucking black. But when she's skinny, she has white features. I'm sensing subtle racism here

I've got tears running down my face right now from laughing so hard.
I love you goofy faggots.

>>562422119
I loved Bolo Yeung in Enter the Dragon.

>>562421025
This might be the funniest thing I've ever seen

>>562424368
thank mr skeltal

>>562424117
Reading this made my day.

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me smasha

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>>562420502

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Behold, interns, the ideal TSA agent. Fat hips form a sturdy base to ward off potential terrorists, and a blue skin tone reflects microwaves from foreign intelligence agencies.

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wouldimpregnate/10

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>>562420502
ayy lmao

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i'd tap that ass in an instant

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>>562424368

Splitting Image

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I am leaning on Niggress here

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>500 pounder left in the sun too long

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ayy lmao

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>>562420502
booty.

>>562424079
Technology has come a long way.

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>>562420502

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I'm all about the ass

>>562424750
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>>562421025
ayy lmao

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so this are my girlfriends specs and i must say it looks really close to her

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gosh golly I'll call it polly

>>562424750
Come on dude please don't ruin the thread with this kind of shit.

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>you walk into the club and this guy slaps your girl's ass

>what do you do

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>>562420502
thread is topkek
sides in orbit

>>562423314
girl got dat 15" waist

she's so fine it blows my mind

>>562425404
Who needs a girlfriend with this beautiful specimen on the planet?
My advice:
>get it

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words cant bring him down

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>Be advised, we have achieved cameltoe

>>562424079
Yes, I'm also sensing that you are subtlety racist.

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.

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>its an abstract kind of disease

>>562425419
Glad I could help.
On a serious note this whole thing made my day.
I love /b/

I made Danny Devito

>>562424368
nein

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Hwew I'd like her to be, where she was when we met, where she is now :(

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>>562420502
Anyone?

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>>562426001
forgot pic

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War Machine detected.

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do I win?

>>562425665
In tears at the file name / caption
>Christina Aguilera has spoken

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>would you?

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Mine looks a bit like an ape, or a negro i should say.

>>562426079
I'm in the same boat.

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frfrf

>>562426157
that face

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Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

>>562425123
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7fu0OW5tLy0

>>562426079
If you live together tell her that you need to start eating healthier (say you have high cholesterol), and ask her nicely if she could eat the healthy food with you for moral support.

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me when we met vs now. guess i cqnt say much

Wanted to see what I looked like on this thing but it doesn't even let me put my height (80 inches). Max is 78.

Fuck it.

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.

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>>562426535

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>>562426535

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Made myself.....rate?

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Hyper Hip Thrust

>>562426306
Would I?

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>>562426001
>>562426157

And I made Danny Dorito

>>562426565
I mean
>>562425123

>>562426741
You're 6'8"? Damn

>>562427047
>>362425128 God dammit

>>562426748
How does she work out one hour a week when she probably can't even walk straight?

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who /ebola/ here

>>562427268
>>562425128
I fucked up

>cant make huge tits without fucking everything up

this site sucks

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>>562426535
Fucking lol'd

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red color master race

>>562427530
this aint waifu sim 2014

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>>562426535
lel.

>>562427474
AYY LMAO

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I'm not coming out and you can't make me

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>>562426535
10/10
fucking kek
haven't seen that copypasta in a LONG fucking time

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>>56242798
It hurts

>>562428156
i saw it like thirty minutes ago lurk more faggot

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post in epic bread

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I have a foot fetish

>>562425756
You beautiful motherfucking genius

nice going anon

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>ITT: Seventh-Generation Pokemon

>>562420956

I'm sitting on the shitter laughing like a maniac.

great job anon

>>562426917
That's the question. bruv.

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done, easy.

>>562421775

you literally ruined this thread.

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Do I look fuckable /b/?

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>this entire thread
This thread is legitimately one of the funniest threads I've seen in years. This is far funnier than any YLYL thread.

>>562429823
fag

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>>562429823

>Anime that lists measurements

Why?

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Would love the shit out of her/10

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rate me

>>562430230
Fuckkkkfucking

>>562430230

>>>dat body.

>>562430230
Her torso is a face. I can't stop fucking laughing at this thread.

>>562429823
too old

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>>562420502
>That makes me moist.

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>>562420502

This is the exact type of girl I look for in a fuck box. Love dem short thick bitches with phat asses

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>>562430230

>pic related

Dat melted face of horror tho

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mine

dont hate <3

SOMEONE MAKE SHAQ's BODY

>>562431507
Kill yourself PDF File.

>>562430405
10/10 would rate again

>>562430163
its a japanese idol anime, so its not that surprising.

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>>562420502
hhnnggrrrr

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This thread is comedy gold.

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what the fuck

>>562422587
fucking lost it

>>562429995
try getting a better tan

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>>562433848
that nigger face

>>562430770
wat

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>>562429995
eyo gurl want sum fuk?

>>562425330
Michelle Obama

>>562420502
exercise can make you taller?

>>562422587
this isn't a highlight for me either...

Keep posting this, many keks are being had right now

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I call him - "The Quack"