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new omegle thread

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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new omegle thread
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Add tumblr as an interest
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>>562344464

and feminsim
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>562344464

Add Emo
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>>562344756
Seconded. Add this one.
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>>562344249
thank.
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>>562344756

good idea
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like Tumblr.

You: Hi

Stranger: hello

You: I'm Dan

Stranger: me too asshole

You: Hey, no need to be rude, Dan

Stranger: sorry Dan

You: Thanks, Dan :)

Stranger: you're welcome Dan

You: You know what, you're a pretty Dandy guy, Dan

Stranger: is today but dandy

You: ?

Stranger: thanks fag

You: Bye, Dan.....

You have disconnected.
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Interests:
"> cancer"
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kek
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>>562345281
mfw newfag cannot greentext
">"cancer
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>>562344756
I'm on it
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like emo.

You: Hi

Stranger: Hi.

You: I'm Dan

Stranger has disconnected.
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this was never funny, can you faggots please stop posting the same thread every day?
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fag being too pussy to answer
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>>562345601

anon can you type the face so we can copy it
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like emo.
You: hi
Stranger: Hi, this is Dan
You: But I am Dan
You: ayyy lmao
Stranger: /b/?
You: Rules 1 and 2 faggot
Stranger: kek
Stranger: saved
Stranger: fag
You: back to work
Stranger: yup
Stranger has disconnected.
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kek
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like Emo.

Stranger: hi

You: Hi!

Stranger: m

Stranger: 16

You: Are you Dan?

Stranger: no ...

Stranger: elias

You: Ah, Okay

Stranger: who is dan?

You: Elias, have you accepted the the way of Dan into your life?

You: Dan is love. Dan is life.

Stranger: wanna see my dick on kik

You: No.

You: If you were Dan, then I would.

Stranger: i am Dan the dan

Stranger: danit

Stranger: ba dum tss

Stranger has disconnected.
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>>562345917
>>562346021
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>>562346021
the newfaggotry is too much for me
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>>562346193
top kek
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like Emo.

You: Hi!

Stranger: ?Hey, I'm Chelsea // 14 almost 15// Scotland // Bisexual // Flippy hair // 5'4" // Bands // Art // Movies ~ ahoyahoycapn No nudes or creeps, I'll block ya?

Stranger has disconnected.

>kikfag
>target acquired.
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>>562344249
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like tumblr.

Stranger: hi

You: hey

You: what kin are you?

Stranger: otherkin

You: ah

You: im dankin

Stranger: oh really?

Stranger: i've never heard of that

You: its fairly new

Stranger: what's it like?

You: i really cant describe it

You: its a feeling of euphoria though being dankin

Stranger: how does one become dankin?

You: its a long time and dedication

You: first you must pray to the dan of dankin every night

Stranger: oh

Stranger: i see

You: 1 year of prayers of dan and you will see dan

You: and you must get anally penetrated by dan and absorb his love juice just like shrek

You: dan is love

You: dan is life
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>>562345816
I somehow cant post it just google lenny face
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>>562344249
are you a computer
Hi
No
good
I am a guy
Not a computer
I'm Dan
Why do u ask?
I am jimmy
Nice to meet ya
Dan is watching
Dan is waiting
Watching wat?
For wat?
Dan is happy
Good for ya
Dan is hurting
Why?
Who dares to hurt ya
make hurting stop
Mmm pizza cake?
Does that feel better
cock in waffle iron
No man just no

blue waffle?
That is disgusting
but tasty
U serious
Damn
like cod
Well good night sir
yT?
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OP here,

the raid works too well. There is no tumblr faggot remainig. what we should do is wait a week to raid again, or try to make a raid on tumblr for real if there is enough motivated people.

I know you're all bored as shit and lazy fags, but last time it was fucking good.

So what to do ?
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>>562346621
I'll be there for the next raid
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>>562344249
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>>562346720
>>562346621

me too but i don't have fake tumblr account.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like Tumblr.

You: Hi!

Stranger: hey dan

Stranger: whats up dan

You: Not much, are you Dan?

Stranger: you like this dan?

You: I love this, Dan

You: This shit makes me hard, Dan

You: Say my name, you fag

You: Say it

You: Dan?

You have disconnected.
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>>562346621
we should pretend to be tumblrfags crying about dan. make it amazingly obvious and see if the newfags think they did something good and see if they post it here.
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>>562346621

"For Children"

??
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>>562346974

good idea anon
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>>562346974
i tried this. convo very stale when i am not the dan
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>>562346621
also i have a tumblr accout i made to piss people off but i was too retarded to even figure out how to say things on tumblr
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>>562347073

this link behind : https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=3O5T7mYVACw
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>>562346974
#CuttingAgainstDan
>new hashtag on tumblr
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u fucking wot m8
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>>562347315
ayy lmao
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like Feminism.

You: Hi

Stranger: Hey

You: I'm Dan

Stranger: Are you a sexist ??

You: No, I'm Dan.

Stranger: AND WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE MISTER

You: Dan is love. Dan is life.

You: I think I'm Dan.

Stranger: oh yeah ?

You: Yes

Stranger: You know what dan, im calling the cops

You: I just checked, I'm definitely Dan.

Stranger: you are a sexist pig

You: I am Dan.

Stranger: you said that.

You: Yup.

You: Just wanted to remind you.

Stranger: You are dan

You: Dan likes butthurt feminists.

Stranger: Dan is a phaggot

Stranger: like op

You: Nah.

Stranger has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: Hi, this is Dan
Stranger: I'M ASTRIS/ALEX GENDERFLUID
You: i am dragonkin
You: would u like to rolepplay
Stranger: YES, PLZ SEND ME A STARTER TO MY INBOX HERE MILLIARDO.TUMBL.COM
Stranger: TUMBLR*
You: no
You: lets roleplay
You: here
You: :)
Stranger: BUT I ONLY RP ON MY TUMBLR ACCOUNT
You: i take out my dragon cock
You: and stroke it
You: on ur face
Stranger: NOOOO I DUN WANNA, YOU'RE SIC FUCK\
You: i shove my gigantic dragon cock in ur mouth
You: you choke and beg for me to let you go
You: you die
You: and i fuck your dead corpse
You: i love a nice cold body to fuck
Stranger: I SHOVE MY BONE UP YOUR ASS, AND YOU VOMIT ACID
You: no thats not how it works you cunt

captcha: enumemen which
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Unfortunate typo. Went with it.

>You: Hi, This is Dad
>Stranger: f?
>Stranger: what??
>You: Get off the internet.
>You: I need a word with you.
>Stranger: what??
>Stranger: f?f?
>You: No, son. This is Dad.
>You: Get off the internet THIS MINUTE and >come downstairs.
>Stranger: fuck u cunt bucket!
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>>562345438
>>562345281
topkek
>tries to greentext twice
>fucks up both times
>tries to act like a different person the second time
>What a fucking trainwreck
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>>562345272
screenshots you colossal faggot
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>>562347506
>aw
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>>562347506
bby pls
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>>562347831
>"aw"
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Praise the lord
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Not the best but whatever
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>be me
>try to be Dan
>too much of a betafag to even have a convo online
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>>562347882
newfag learns fast!!
i mean
">"fast
>kek
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>>562348148
> newfag is now a silver iv
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>>562347946

thank jesus
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>>562347964
>pines or vigaina
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>>562347946
thanks jesu
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>>562348341
Haha I was gonna question it but decided not to
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>>562344249
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Meh
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other thread 404'd
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It's shit.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like feminism.
Stranger: Hey
You: hi
Stranger: How are you?
You: Im Dantastic
You: and you?
Stranger has disconnected.
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>>562347946
Moshi moshi, jesu desu~
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>>562348739
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>>562348643
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" Why are you so mean? "
>im a rapist not a asshole
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like feminism.
Stranger: Hi, this is Dan.
You: Hi, this is Dan
Stranger: GOD DAMNIT
You: GODDAMMIT
Stranger: WTF
You: STOP COPYING ME
Stranger: YOU STOP COPYING ME
You: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
Stranger: WHO AM I
Stranger: WHO ARE YOU
You: YOU ARE DAN
You: I AM DAN
Stranger: AAAAAH
You: DAN IS LOVE
You: DAN IS LIFE
Stranger: <3
You: <3
Stranger has disconnected.
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>>562348608
>Stranger has disconnecter

oh god
haven't laugh like this in months
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>>562344249
lol
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I meet a fellow Dan.
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Rekt #ThreadOver.
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>>562348936
I got a little too dan that time, wasn't a fair win
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>>562349050
best one so far
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>>562349323
haha that was me!
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There are way too many bots on omegle for this to be effective or fun. Spy mode works the best I guess.
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this looks fun... I am in.
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>>562349347
that faggot is a traitor
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>>562349749
Need the swastika.
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>>562349469
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these /b/ros are anti semite! oy vey!
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>>562349749
Hey, i already posted that on the last thread...
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>>562349864
Traitors n our midst
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like tumblr.

You: Well, so there are you

Stranger: hi im dan

You: hello Dan, I'm Jessica

Stranger: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have

You: man, you can't do that just like that

You: you must first start a conversation fagget

You: go back to work anon

Stranger: i know, i was too eager to use it

You: remain calm

You: let Dan be with you

You: and it will all be fine

Stranger: those inspirational words of yours make me feel dandy

You: good, now go to the word and Dan them all
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>>562349689
kek that's me
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dem bots doe
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>>562350087
Ayo fuck you cunt
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You: Hi, I'm Dan.
Stranger: hi dan, i'm dan
You: That's Dantastic.
Stranger: you know my fave disney movie? Dantasia
You: Dantasia 2000 was better.
Stranger: well, i've got to Dand it to you, you have a point
Stranger: how about fave mountain range?
Stranger: (mount-Dan range? O.o )
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>>562349209
lol
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>>562349114
there's nothing greater than a stranger disconnecter
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>>562350013
Get him
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>>562351220
Forgot pic
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unrelated
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>>562348264
im a diamond smurf oldfag step up pls
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>>562350013
does this happen a lot?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: Ayo im dan
Stranger: hi
Stranger: im emily
You: And what do you do in life emily ?
Stranger: Im a female activist
Stranger: yourself?:
You: WAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
You: well i'm not agaisnt the idea
Stranger: *I take off my disguise, and shove my 20 inch cock into your ass and through your mouth, before you suffocate on my large cock i whisper in your ear*
Stranger: I am dan
Stranger: We are Dan
Stranger has disconnected.
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I hit the jackpot /b/, talking to a fem who's into women's studies, will deliver in a min.
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>>562351579

oh yeah
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Too many /b/ros on right now, we should spread out. Mlp and roleplay anyone?
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>>562351579
Be more creative nigga.
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>>562351708
sounds good
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>>562351623
That was me!
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>>562351708
Go roleplay and do that wizard shit please
>>
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: Hey
You: hey there
Stranger: I'm ryan
You: Stanley
Stranger: I like your name so much
You: Stanley Yelnad
Sy for short
You: thanks
Stranger: i'm looking for tumblr friends
You: I can try and help you
You: what seems to be the trouble?
Stranger: well i'm looking for internet friend because i literally have anxiety
You: me too
Stranger: so, tumblr is my escape
You: i have a rare hyper form of it
Stranger: i'm gay and people bully me because of that
Stranger: and i'm a goody
You: its called Danxiety where all i want to do is suck dicks and be a huge faggot
I think you may have it too
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>>562350229
that was me nigger!
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>>562347946
thanks jebus
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5 chats, 5 dans
10/10 would omegle again
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>>562352013
Mah nigga
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Oh god I'm laughing
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>>562351504
1 sec almost SEM now m8
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: hi
You: Hello
You: whats ur name
Stranger: wow
Stranger: so forward
Stranger: call me shark
Stranger: idk hahahahhaha
You: yeah something strange is going on here
You: Okay I guess
You: I'm Dan
Stranger: i just talked to you
You: yeah, why'd you disconnect?
Stranger: i didn't
Stranger: you did..
You: Dan is love.
Dan is life.
Stranger: so then i disconnected
You: Dan is peace, freedom is Dan, Dan is strength
You: Dan is the Man
You: You can tell everybody
You: go ahead and tell everybody
You: I am Dan, I am Dan, I am Dan
You: Yes I am, Yes I am, Yes I am
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: you are trying to brainwash me lmaoo
You: Its a song
Stranger: ik
You: asl?
Stranger: nah
Stranger has disconnected.
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>>562351819
^^''
well you made me laugh pretty hard
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi, this is Dan
Stranger: Hey, this is Alexandra
You: but you can call me dan
Stranger: ahw okay, and u can call me alex
You: Can I call you alexDANdra? It's better when I'm inside you.
Stranger: ahw, this is so sweat, yes u can!
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Mofo disconnected before I could get to the good parts.
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>>562352814
> sweat
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>>562349050
>mfw she wants to cut herself again
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PLS STOP SPAMMING DAN IN THE OMEGLE YOUR APES OR I'LL DIG A NEW ASSHOLE IN THE OP.
Captcha:and iorselfi
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: Hi Im Dan
Stranger: Hi Dan xD
Stranger: I'm Sky.
Stranger: my url is re-punk-zle.tumblr.com
Stranger: I follow back!
You: What did you say to me you little shit
Stranger: um um um
You: you think you can just dan your way into my life
You: dan
Stranger: omg
Stranger: is this..
Stranger: Danisnotonfire
You: Yeah
Stranger: nooooo
You: Hi
Stranger: omfg
Stranger: it can't be lol
You: It is >:)
You: I guess you already follow me
Stranger: Follow my blog, show me its really you. I'd die 0_0
You: I can't
Stranger: why?
You: I broke my fingers
Stranger: oh okay
Stranger: thats really weird but okay
Stranger: are you typing with your toes then?
You: Yeah, its quite tricky, but i'm making it work!
You: I cant work my trackpad with them just yet though
Stranger: oh. well your toes are still talented
You: Thank you
Stranger: youre welcome
You: I have to go say Hi to other people now
You: tell your friends you spoke to me
Stranger: Dude I'm not kidding
Stranger: are you seriously Dan
You: they will maybe believe you
You: Yes
You: !
Stranger: who do you live with then? (;
You: a bunch of fat niggers leeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllll
You: you belived
You: for a second
Stranger has disconnected.
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>>562344249
Just found out apparently you can get banned from omegle
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SOME FAGGOT GAVE ME HIS KIK.
I'd like to do long term role play, do you have a kik? I'm M 17 mine is qbatcho I have over 50 prompts
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See you around, space cowboy.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like emo.
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: would you have a moment to talk about dan, our accepted mesiah?
Stranger: who?
You: Dan!
You: Our lord!
Stranger: whos dan?
You: Our savior!?
You: The mightiest of the seven great gods!
You: How could you not know?
Stranger: because i am an atheist????
You: Well, dan accepts all!
You: Do you have any questions about dan?
Stranger: no?
You: So you're ready to accept Dan into your life then?
You: WELCOME DAN INTO YOUR FLACCID, SAGGY RECTUM HEATHEN!
Stranger: your insane!
Stranger has disconnected.
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>>562353060
That was beautiful.
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That whole chat is full of Dan, i win bitch.
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>>562354146
Don't steal my lines you bastard.
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>>562347506
kek
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>>562347946
thanks jesu
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>>562354302
>Not posting chat log
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>>562346515
you left out the part where i said i couldn't pray to dan because I am dan faggot
>>
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi, this is Dan

Stranger: M

You: f

Stranger: Age.

You: dan is short fo danielle

You: 22

Stranger: Where you from?

You: America! #bestcountry

Stranger: Yes. I know that.
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>>562350281
lmao
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For I am here to guide us to the coming age
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>>562351332
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kek
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KEK'D SO HARD I
PISSED A LITTLE.
>>
Found a new guy. He will have so much fun!

Stranger: tumblr
You: I'm Dan. And you?
Stranger: i'm phil
Stranger: no i'm lana
You: Dan is love Dan is life
You: Dan > 42
Stranger: phil is love too, phil is life too
You: NEVER!
Stranger: what?
You: IMPOSSIBRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Stranger: whyyyyyy?
You: Because Dan is love Dan is life
Stranger: their both
You: NO
Stranger: why not'
You: Only Dan is the true savior!
Stranger: ewhy?
You: Because!
Stranger: you don't like phil?
You: Nuf said
Stranger: p r i c k
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lel
>>
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: hey
You: Hey wyd
Stranger: I'm at work.
Stranger: I am betting you are a dude.
You: What do you do
You: No, why you want to talk to a guy?
Stranger: no, it's not that. you just type or sound like one.
You: Well you see I have a male body but I am female
You: My name is Dan, might get that changed once my surgery is over
Stranger: are you fucking with me?
You: What? No, it's true my mind is strictly female
Stranger: oh.. okay.
You: You think I should keep my name?
You: Dan is a pretty cool name
You: Dan is Love
You: Dan is Life
Stranger: maybe Daniela.
You: My family says I shouldn't change my sex but I hate being seen as male when I am female
You: I just want to go outside and scream I AM DAN. I wish people understood
You: You know what i mean?
You: I AM DAN
You: I AM DAN
You: I AM DAN
You: I AM DAN
You: are you against trans people?
Stranger: of course not.
You: Im relieved to hear that
Stranger: haha why?
You: Lots of people act weird towards me
You: u m/f/or t
Stranger: f.
You: wow where are u from
Stranger: fl.
You: cool my sister lives there. Her name is Daniella thats why I don't want to change my name
Stranger: what do you look like? I wanna see your face
You: Dan is Love
You: I AM DAN
Stranger: I mean like what's your tumblr?
You: I don't have any good pictures of me, they all are from when I was male and thats not who i am now
You: dan.tumblr.com
Stranger: it doesn't matter. female or male. it's the same. you're still the same amazing person you are.
You: wow thank you <3
You: that makes me feel Dandy that you said that
You: Dantastic
You: Whats your name
Stranger has disconnected.
>>
You didn't let me finish faggot
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Meeting fellas on the battlefield
>>
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like Tumblr.

Stranger: Hi, this is Dan

You: Hello, Dan, this is also Dan

Stranger: ?_?

Stranger: touche

You: Dangit Dan how do you get around so much?

Stranger: Oh you know...

Stranger: I drank a lot of redbull

You: Dan, you know that stuff can kill

Stranger: People also say it has bull sperm

You: Find your Jesus in the Brotherhood of Dan

You: *tm
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Sup /b/ro
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>>562356137
>MEIN NEGER
Meine seiten...
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Everyone just disconnects right away...
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>>562355443
Weak man, weak.
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>>562355679
very nice good sire!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: Hi, this is dan
Stranger: Man this sh*t is so wrong in so many motherfu*king levels yo…I was talking to one of my white friends and he sent me 3 videos with the name only labeled “Boku” I said to this dude, What’s this sh*t? He just giggled and said “Just watch them and MAKE SURE NOBODY IS AROUND YOU WHEN WATCHING IT!” Then I thought it was some weird porno or some strange sh*t but as I watched the first video, I was like “Yo…..what the fu*k..” THEN IT CONTINUED and I was like “Yoooooooooooooooooooooooo…….” THEN THEY GOT IN THE MOTHERfu*kING CAR AND THEN I SAID “YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!” I couldn’t fu*king believe what I just saw, It was like Satan gave me his porno collection, sh*t was so disturbing..YET I COULDN’T STOP WATCHING IT, THEN VIDEO TWO AND IT WAS TWO OF THEM…..THOSE NIGGAS…YOOOOOOO…….THOSE NIGGAS….AND THAT GIRL SAW THEM THEN SHE…YYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO… THEN THAT NIGGA TOOK THAT DOG TOY THEN YYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO……..IT WAS LIKE YOUR bi*ch WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU BUT SHE WANTED TO SOMETHING “DIFFERENT” AND IT WAS SO fu*kED UP AND CREEPY, YOU JUST…KEPT WATCHING IT…AND THAT’S WHAT I fu*kING DID!!!!! THEN I SAW VIDEO THREE…THREE NIGGAS…THRRREEEEE!!!!!! IT…WAS…THHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! AND COCO WAS HIS NAME NIGGA, COCO WAS HIS MOTHERfu*kING NAME!!!!!! OH MY GOD,I AIN’T GOING TO HEAVEN NIGGAS, I ALREADY SOLD MY SOUL TO LUCIFER!
So I Just want to tell you all right now..DON’T WATCH AN ANIME LABELED BOKU, DON’T DO IT NIGGA, IT’S LIKE SUCCUBUS. REMEMBER WHAT I’M SAYING TO YOU NIGGAS!
Stranger has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: Hey
You: The Game
Stranger: .
??????????????
???????????????
?????????????????
???????????????????
???????????????????
?????????????
????????????
?????????????
????????????? YOU HAVE
????????????? BEEN
????????????? SPOOKED BY
???????????????
??????????????? THE
???????????????? SPOOKY
????????????????
?????????????????
??????????????????SKELETON
You: ayy
Stranger: lmao
You: top
Stranger: kek
You: gr8
Stranger: b8
Stranger: m8
You: lel
Stranger: later fag
>>
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HOLY SHIT, THE FEDORA OF LOVE!!!!
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I don't know WTF happened.
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>>562356863
Wut, its not different in the netherlands.. I often visit it from germ mania, which is also slow and full of fat fucks.
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>>562355679
lmao
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What interest tags are we trolling?
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You: Hey
Stranger: hi
You: asl>
Stranger: m
You: cool :)
Stranger: you m or f
You: f
Stranger: age
You: 17
Stranger: 17
Stranger: kik
You: sure
Stranger: rosalesmichale
You: mine is hithisisdan
>kek
>>
>>562344249
Dan, reporting in
>>
>>562356784
lol
>>
>>562347506
kek
>>
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like feminism, and Tumblr.
You: hi, this is dan
Stranger: Hello
Stranger: How old are you Dan ?
Stranger: :)
You: 12 and what is this?
Stranger: Do you want to see a feminist naked Dan ?
You: no thanks
You: you are all landwhales
Stranger: ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR SMALLFAT PRIVILEGE, YOU INTERSEXUAL-DISCRIMINATING, WHITE-OVERPRIVILEGED MOUTHBREATHER
Stranger: DROP DEAD, YOU HETERO-PRIVILEGED PEDOPHILE
Stranger: FUCK YOU, YOU MISOGYNISTIC DEMIROMANTIC-MISGENDERING, CISGENDER-PRIVILEGED BINARIST
Stranger: DROP DEAD, YOU PRINCEX-KINKSHAMING, MALE-PRIVILEGED BIGOT
Stranger has disconnected.

one of us, or a legit antipenis-landwhale?
>>
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Omegle really does bring out the worst trolls.
>>
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like feminism.
Stranger: hello
You: hey there
Stranger: down with the patriarchy >:)
You: #legalizerape2014
Stranger: wow fuck off
Stranger: why would you even
Stranger: put feminism
Stranger: as your interest
You: no, but its fun!
Stranger: no
Stranger: its not
You: think about it for a second
Stranger: you are probably just some loser white male who wants to take his anger out on girls because you feel like we owe you something
Stranger: so you think its funny
Stranger: to make rape jokes
Stranger: i hope you get raped one day
Stranger: so you can feel what its like
You: lol happened last week
Stranger: to have something taken away from you that you cant get back
Stranger: men cant get raped idiot
You: it was very liberating
You: I am not a guy
Stranger: fuck off
You: why are you so angry?
Stranger: well then you are a really brainwashed girl
You: I used to be like you until last week, I just want to spread the good news
Stranger: fuck off
You: Dan is love, Dan is life.
Stranger: ayy lmao
You: kek
Stranger has disconnected.
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forst connection /b/tard...
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>>562357793
>the game
It sure is 2008 in here.
>>
>>562356936

Yeah i have this person currently, she's a joy.
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>>562358343

i think she hates the words of dan
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>>562349347
Purge the heritic!
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We should go on question mode and ask "Hi this is Dan, I've taken over omegle."
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1/2

I am the funniest alpha
>>
ten years later, you will all figure out that you are the only 100 people actually using the crap you raid...

Might as well be masturbating to a video of yourself in a mirror that you are recording live.
>>
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>dunny

They are accepting Dan
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2/2

I are funny
>>
>>562353060
ok that made me into a broken record for a minute. i did not expect that.
>>
3spooky5me
>>
Bitch I am DANielle... Indian fags love that name.
>>
You: HI!
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: M or f
You: f
Stranger: M here age?
You: 18
Stranger: I am 17 from ohio(:
You: What do you do? :)
Stranger: Play sports ha hbu?(:
You: Fuck ;)
Stranger: That's hot
You: Wanna hear a secret?
Stranger: Yes
You: Hmm, I don't know if you're ready...
Stranger: Why?
You: It might.. turn you on a little ;)
Stranger: Lets hear it ((;
You: Alright, if you say soo..
You: My name is Dan
Stranger: Oh (;
You: ayy lmao
Stranger: Hey (:
You: Fuck you nigger cunt
Stranger: Bye if your not going to talk to me
You: kkk
Stranger has disconnected.

Had so much potential ;_;
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>>562359240
Why not post the entire thing anon?
>>
>>562356592
That was me, fag.
MEIN NEGER!!
?
>>
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>>562359461
because fuck you that's why
>>
413 Request Entity Too Large What am i gonna do about that?
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ITS FUN TO BE GOD
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Whoever this was, go climb a wall of dicks and learn what rules 1 & 2 even mean.
>>
http://logs.omegle.com/7c8a161

NOT from this raid specifically, but still, interesting nonetheless.
>>
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Gotem
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>>562359867
That was beautiful. Conversion at its finest.
>>
>>562347946
thanks jesu
>>
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The word of Dan is spreading and soon all shall follow
>>
>>562359967
>tfw your convo will never be posted in these threads
>>
>>562359867
oh, hi again fag. nice to see you
>>
>>562359867
I'm sorry, but what exactly is this and why does it look different?
>>
>>562360469
I posted my own convo.
Why don't you post your convo?
>>
>>562360636
You can spy on conversations, impersonate either of the users without them knowing, block one of them, kick, disconnect the convo etc
>>
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: Hi
You: ??????????????
???????????????
?????????????????
???????????????????
???????????????????
?????????????
????????????
?????????????
????????????? YOU HAVE
????????????? BEEN
????????????? SPOOKED BY
???????????????
??????????????? THE
???????????????? SPOOKY
????????????????
?????????????????
??????????????????SKELETON
Stranger: Lol xD
You: you're supposed to be spooked
You: not laugh
Stranger: Thats a cute skeloten
You: his name is dan
Stranger: ......
You: what?
Stranger: http://psycho--vibes.tumblr.com/
You: i might follow
You: but only if you accept dan as your lord and savior
Stranger: Um no
You: why not
You: dan is love
You: dan is life
Stranger: Bc TUMBLR
You: you can worship dan and still like tumblr
Stranger: I could also do crystal meth...
You: you could
You: but i don't think that's relevant
Stranger: It isnt relevant to worship dan either. :)
You: it always is
You: we are all dan
You: dan is all of us
You: dan is love
You: dan is life
You: dan loves you
Stranger: I hate dan
You: dan wants to dan you
Stranger: I hate dan
Stranger has disconnected.
>>
>>562346795
>dandy

kek.
>>
>>562360857
Tell me about this beautiful technique. How does it work?
>>
>>562360857
Ah, how do I access this wonderful tool?
>>
>>562361017
>>562361048
omeglespyx
google it
>>
>>562360874
Oh, i met this psycho-vibes cunt a few times already...
>>
>>562360663
Cause I'm not a degenerate who'd go on omegle and spam HI IM DAN just to get disconnects in response. Happen to talk to a lot of those though, always roast them, and they never rack up the ballsack to post it here.
>>
>>562361171
"Unfortunately, OmegleSpy has been discontinued as a project and there will be no further releases at this time. :("
>>
>>562361171
Thank you sir.
>>
>>562361364
Get the last released version faggot, do you need me to hold your hand as well?
>>
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU

STOP TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT 4CHAN
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Dan the man is here to free you all from yourselves and the life that rapes you
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kek
>>
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2/2
>>
Hey ^·^ emo girl! 14 cx I love bands like PTV SWS AND BMTH. Kik me: Shelb_biersack sorry for disconnecting *~*
>>
Stranger: hi
You: Hi this is Dan
Stranger has disconnected.
>>
Omegle app for iPhone and iPad
Select Language ?
34,000+ online now
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: Hi, I'm 14 please don't hang up I wanna talk
Stranger: Hey
You: whats your name
Stranger: Liv, you?
You: Dan
Stranger: cute.
>>
Use this to type like autists http://textmechanic.com/Reverse-Text-Generator.html
u?p s? s??? 'o????
Hello, Is this Dan
Dan is this Hello
nad si siht ,olleh
>>
>>562361529
It would be nice, but no. I can hold my own "hand".
>>
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Chuckled, let go of fart. Trumpeted for 5 seconds. Whole family heard. Laughed alot more.
>>
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AM I MAKING ANY SENSE
>>
>>562362097
NO YOU WERE NOT, ANON.
>>
>>562361848
10/10
>>
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: hi
You: You're dan arent u
Stranger: no i am not
You: oh okay
Stranger: i see you have been hit by the dan plague as well
You: Lmao yeah
Stranger: its terrifying and hilarious at once
You: non stop its like wtf lol
You: what do you like to do?
Stranger: i like to surf
Stranger: the internet
Stranger: I'm sorry i saw the chance and i took it
Stranger: i apologize
You: I like to DANce
You: Dan is love
You: Dan is Life
Stranger: no
Stranger: i can't take it
Stranger has disconnected.
>>
>>562344249
>go on omelge
>add little girls
>pose as 14 year old
>post super hot picture and claim its you
>get pedo's email and phone number
>wait for him to mail diq and face photo
>use his email to search on facebook
>use phone number to search his address
>Post his PI now you can either Pose as a federal agent or blackmail him
>watch reaction
>???
>huge profit
>>
READ THIS.

What does /b/ think? I want some lulz.
>>
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This fucking shit
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>falling for this bait
>still baiting in the argument
>anon gets mad
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lol
>>
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>>562361848
kek
>>
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: holler
You: THIS IS A ROBBERY!

PUT YOUR HANDS UP, AND GET ON THE GROUND!
Stranger: uhh okay sir
You: MOVE IT!
Stranger: *gets on knees*
Stranger: NO
You: ALRIGHT! DON'T YOU FUCKING MOVE!
Stranger: *shifts to left*
You: I SAID DON'T FUCKING MOVE!
You: *shots fired*
Stranger: *dead*
You: OH SHIT!
Stranger: *rises frum dead*
You: *anxious breathing*
Stranger: *given u da spookies*
You: WHAT THE HELL?
You: AHHHH
Stranger: gunna haunt u bro
You: GET THAT SKELETON AWAY FROM MEEEEEE
>>
>>562362850
"shibboleth"
>>
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like feminism.
Stranger: Hi
You: Hi, this is War Machine
Stranger: Hi dildo
You: suck me
Stranger: What's for dinner?
You: christy mack
Stranger: Your moms pussy pasta?
You: that was yesterday
Stranger: Stranger is a fag
Stranger has disconnected.
>>
oh my god yes
>>
>>mfw I'm using the Dans as an excuse to chat
>>with girls.

Poopadoofuckyou
>>
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ayy
>>
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
You: hey
Stranger: Hello there!
You: What's your name?
Stranger: Sara. And you?
You: Dan :)
Stranger: Nice to meet you Dan. :D
You: How old are you?
Stranger: 17. And you?
You: Same
Stranger: Where are you from?
You: Danville, JR
Stranger: Australia here. :)
Stranger: Ask me anything. :) I'm an open book. :D
You: Are your legs open too?
Stranger: Hahaha. One leg is on the desk so i guess so!
You: Let's get down to the point. You, me, a candlelit dinner and a strapon
Stranger: ... Why a strapon?
You: It makes me feel better about my small dick :(
Stranger: Aw. :(
Stranger: thats okay! How big can it get when youre... you know.
You: 9 inches,,
Stranger: -.-
Stranger: yeah youre right. Wayyy too small. :P
You: Glad you agree.
Stranger: Want to check out my tumblr?
You: Sure :)
Stranger: Dan.tumblr.com

That one took forever you faggot you
>>
>>562363150

I'll always remember you.
>>
>>562363408
same
>>
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I kek'd
>>
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like feminism.
You: Hi, this is Dan
Stranger: Oh Hi again Dan
You: ayy lmao
Stranger: Are ya going to spam nasty stuff again?
You: yes
Stranger: I don't understand why ya do that Dan
You: Three blind mice. Three blind mice.
See how they run. See how they run.
They all ran after the farmer's wife,
Who cut off their tails with a carving knife,
Did you ever see such a sight in your life,
As three blind mice?
You: Three Blinde Mice,
Three Blinde Mice,
Dame Iulian,
Dame Iulian,
the Miller and his merry olde Wife,
she scrapte her tripe licke thou the knife
Stranger: I don't find animal cruelty amusing Dan
You: "Whipping Tom" was the nickname given to two sexual attackers in London and the nearby village of Hackney. Both would attack women walking alone and beat them on the buttocks.
You: wangus 420 wangus 420 wangus 420 wangus 420 wangus 420 wangus 420 wangus 420 wangus 420 wangus 420 wangus 420 wangus 420 wangus 420 wangus 420 wangus 420 wangus 420 wangus 420 wangus 420 wangus 420 wangus 420 wangus 420 wangus 420 wangus 420 wangus 420 wangus 420 wangus 420 wangus 420 wangus 420 wangus 420 wangus 420 wangus 420 wangus 420 wangus 420 wangus 420 wangus 420 wangus 420 wangus 420
Stranger: Well maybe one day you'll stop Dan
You: 024 sugnaw 024 sugnaw 024 sugnaw 024 sugnaw 024
Stranger: since ya don't have anything meaningful to say Dan
You: lick my tender anus
Stranger: I'm going to disconnect ya now
You: tender
You: tender
You: tender
You: tender
Stranger: Bye Dan
Stranger has disconnected.
>>
You: Hi,this is Dan
Stranger: NOT YOU AGAIN WHY
You: AYY LMAO
Stranger: this is this the 6th time
You: get rekt m8
Stranger has disconnected.
>>
You: Hey
Stranger: Hi, if you say I'm Dan I will stab your eyes
You: I am Dan
Stranger: fuck off
Stranger has disconnected
>>
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The best kind are the ones where they don't find out until its too late
>>
>>562346549
Lost it
>>
What the Dan did you just daning Dan about dan, you little dan? I’ll have you know I danuated top of my dan in the Navy Dans, and I’dan been involved in danerous secret Dans on Al-Dan, and I dan over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in dan wardan and I’m the top dan in the entire US daned dans. You dan nothing to me but just danother dan. I will dan you the dan out with precision the likes of dan has never been dan before on this dan, mark my daning dans. You dan you can dan away with daning that dan to dan over the dannet? Think again, dan. As we speak I am contacting my secret danwork of dan across the DDD and your DAN is being daned right dan so you better prepare for the dan, dangot. The dan that wipes out the danthetic little thing you call dan. You’re fucking dan, dan. I can be dan, danytime, and dan can dan you in over dan hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare dans. Not only am I extensively trained in undaned dan, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Dan Dan and I will dan it to its full dan to dan your miserable dan off the dan of the dantinent, you little nad. If only dan could have dan what unholy retribution your little “clever” dan was about to bring down upon dan, maybe dan would have held your fucking dan. But dan couldn’t, dan didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you dandamn dan. I will dan dan all over dan and dan will dan in dan. You’re fucking dan, dan.
>>
>>562364516
I love you anon, thanks.
>>
>>562364516
NOICE
>>
Stranger: Hello? I'm Dan Also known as Le Dark Memer
You: Hi,this is Dan
Stranger: :)
You: AYY LMAO
Stranger: GOTTA GO FAST
Stranger has disconnected.
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Danni boi is a fookin 9fag army
>>
You: Dan is Love
You: Dan is Life
Stranger: Who the fuck is dannit
You: I am Dan
Stranger: Dan likes rape
Stranger: That's new
You: If it isn't illegal then there is no problem with it
You: imagine a country where rape is accepted by both parties
You: then it is no longer rape
You: We stand to eradicate rape
Stranger: Are you fucking KIDDING me
Stranger: I swear i will kill all of you
You: It makes perfect sense
You: Join us to get rid of "rape" once and for all
You: It's all about Love, and Dan
You: And Dan is love
Stranger: Why is tumblr doing this to me
You: It's the most logical way to get rid of rape
You: why accepting it
You: Like we did with the niggers
You: accept the niggers and the problem will fix itself, accept rape, and Dan
You: and your dreams come true
Stranger: I just Wants to Meet tumblr People and than THIS
>>
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>>562362832
ayyy lmao
>>
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like feminism.
You: hey
Stranger: hi
Stranger: what's your name?
You: Linda
Stranger: nice to meet you, linda :)
You: whats ur name
You: ?
Stranger: Fernando
Stranger: where are u from, Linda?
You: im from pennsacola fl, u?
Stranger: i'm from spain! hahaha
You: wow cool!
Stranger: thx :)
Stranger: never been to florida
Stranger: how old are you?
You: im 36
You: haha florida is very nice
You: how old are you?
Stranger: wow
Stranger: i'm only 20 hahaha
You: yikes!
Stranger: ;P
You: what do you do for fun?
Stranger: lots of things hahaha
Stranger: party, cinema, music, hanging out with friends
Stranger: and you?
You: i like to DANce
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: specially if OP IS A FAGGOT
You: gg
Stranger: HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
You have disconnected.

ebin 2x danage
>>
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ou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
Stranger: Ay
You: lmao
Stranger: Wow
Stranger: Hello
You: Hi,this is Dan
Stranger: Oh COOL
Stranger: That's AWESOME
Stranger has disconnected.
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kek
>>
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: whats up?
You: gossh darn it i love tumblr
Stranger: SAAAME
You: being with my fellow deerkin
You: really gets me goign
Stranger: deerkin
You: yes
Stranger: what
You: my kin
You: we are deers trapped in human bodies
You: we identify as deers rather than humans
Stranger: i feel you
You: i feel myself too
Stranger: isnt the plural of deer deer
Stranger: do you feel yourself
You: yes
You: my hoofs are throbbing
Stranger: omg
You: whats the matter
Stranger: nuthin
You: good
You: i felt sort of oppressed for a moment
Stranger: nah man id never not accept you
You: so ya feel me
Stranger: ya i feel you
You: thats sweet
You: wanna roleplay
Stranger: so r u
Stranger: iM GOOD
You: *running around in the woods, eating moss from a nearby stone*
Stranger: OKAY
You: i take it youre not a otherkin
You: an
Stranger: nah im good
Stranger: have fun bein a deer
Stranger: with your kin
Stranger: ur a cool deer
You: thanks
Stranger: feel special
Stranger: there are some asshole deer out there
You: my deer name is Dan
Stranger: youre not one of them
Stranger: NO
Stranger has disconnected.
>>
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>faggot
>>
>>562344249
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Stranger: Hi, this is dan.

You: what's your favorite brand of yogurt?

You: mine is danimals

Stranger: Mine is Gas the Jews
>>
You: Hi, this is Dan
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: Hey dan how are you?
You: I am Dan
Stranger: How's it going?
You: Never not on it leanin so hard you're ashamed
You can't dismiss this sickness huffs your brain
Exhale your will and forget I ever knew you
Fuck do you do
Fuck a man wit hips for hulu
Rack a snitch chalk and cue you
Corner pocket consume you
Too many hoes in my
Too many hoes in my muthafuckin meal
Askin if I know how a muthafucka feels
How a muthafucka feels
Slit them choke flip them boat
Dead bitch float swollen corpse
No remorse navigated off course
Of course I can make you scream but if you ask for more
Bullshit matador grab the floor whip it cracked to all fours
You whimper while I check my phone
Who's next assassin roam
Music drifts I have no home
Choose this life you're on your own
Stranger: Okay
Stranger: Its funny how you say
Stranger: Youre dan
You: Dan
Stranger: Because i doubt it
You: Yeah! I'm Dan!
Stranger: No
You: Dan
>>
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>>562348643
here she is
>>
You: Hi
Stranger: Hi
You: what's your fav band?
Stranger: White chapel lolol
Stranger: Wbu?
You: Steely Dan
You: Dan is love
You: Dan is life
You: Dan is one with all
Stranger: Does Dan cum?
You: Dan only cums with fit women his age
Stranger: What about 17 115lb asain girl?
You: lol nope
>>
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>>562366076
closer
>>
>KEKD SO FUCKING HARD
You: Hi,name's Dan
Stranger: Hellow :3
Stranger: Geez.... You just keep popping up, don't you?
Stranger: Is this some sort of joke?
You: Yes it is actually
Stranger: How do you do it?
You: >>562344249
You: check'em
Stranger: I mena. This is really starting to annoy me. How do you keep finding me?
Stranger: Oh, that 4chan page....
Stranger: Don't really like those guys
Stranger: They trigger me a lot
You: Does this Dan thing annoy you?
Stranger: Yeah. Why is it you keep finding me?
You: I'm not the only Dan. There are hundreds of Dans
Stranger: First I got angry. Now I'm sort of just helpless
Stranger: Oh, so there's more of you?
You: We are legion
Stranger: Why do you do this?
You: gotta go fast
You have disconnected.
>>
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: This is dan
Stranger: this is also dan
Stranger: aye lmao
You: Nice to meet you dan
Stranger: u2 dan
Stranger: dan the man
You: You seem like a real stand up guy dan
Stranger: y thanks dan, you seem like a class act
Stranger: I am gonna offer you a job at my factory
Stranger: all you have to do is roll the crepes off the assembly line
Stranger: and shove them up ur but :)
You: That seems fair, dan
Stranger: alrighty you can start monday
Stranger: don't be l8
Stranger: bye now
>>
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4/10
>>
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Shit nigga, you dumb?
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You: hi friend
Stranger: SUP NIGGA ITS DAN
You: OMG
Stranger: HOW U DOING TODAY
You: ARE OU A HACKER
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: omg
You: STOP
Stranger: OMG THE DAN
You: EVERYONE IS YOU
Stranger: i am
You: HOW DO YOU DO IT?
Stranger: u want to know the truth
You: y
Stranger: its quite simple
Stranger: im not hacking shit
You: u r dan
You: ?
Stranger: there is a bunch of people logging in naming themselves Dan
You: kekekekek
Stranger: it started from 4chan prank
Stranger: just go call yourself Dan and u can join
You: you sicken me
Stranger: just say Hi it's DAn
You: /b/
Stranger: im not a B fag
Stranger: i hate b actually
Stranger: i just did it for lols
You: goodby pls
>>
>>562366253
What tags should I look under for good targets?
>>
>>562366315
>>562366461
kek
>>
>>562366461
what a faggot
>>
>>
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>>562365837
Ohoho, omeglespy is amazing.
>>
Why not just raid the video section? Pop up with stuff like scat porn or puke porn.
>>
>>
Ok you goys the tumblr and feminism tags are too saturated with dan so we need to spread into the reddit tag aswell
>>
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like feminism.
You: hi
Stranger: Hello
You: i am dan
Stranger: sigh
Stranger has disconnected.
>>
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Stranger: Hi
You: hello
Stranger: kik?
Stranger: Paytonmaria13
You: i am looking for a friend of mine.
You: have you seen him
You: his name is Dan.
You: he should be on omegle right now
Stranger: yes! Ive talked to a dan!
You: have you ?
Stranger: yeah
You: is he allright i heard he was being held hostage by a group of people
You: i think they call themself annonimouse
Stranger: Ohh...he didnt soeak of that
Stranger: speak
You: i bet they are a bunch of neckbeards who wear fedora's
You: and pray to shrek every night.
You: do you pray to shrek?
Stranger: no
You: Do you have a moment to talk about or savior and great ogrelord Shrek ?
Stranger: yah
You: let me tell you a story
Stranger has disconnected.
>>
>>562344249
Stranger: hey
You: Hi, this is Dan
Stranger: danland no
Stranger: ples no
Stranger: ples no
You: What in Dan's name are you on about?
Stranger: i am going to die
>>
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Stranger: Oh
Stranger: Hi
You: Hi
Stranger has disconnected.
>>
>>562365864
pure gold
>>
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otherkin tag
>>
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
You: Hello ?
Stranger: Hi
You: Hi
You: Love Tumblr
Stranger: I'm Sandra
You: Hi Sandra
You: Really nice to meet you
Stranger: U 2 :)
You: Where are you from ?
Stranger: In from New Jersey
You: Cool, never been there
You: I'm in Scotland
Stranger: My boyfriend just broke up with me
You: Awww
You: That sucks
You: How you feeling ?
Stranger: He was called Dan
Stranger has disconnected.
>>
>>562367374
this one is just...
>>
>>562366614
What is this fucking ''kik'' that every emo shares with me? Is it snapchat for emos?
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