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Holly fucking nutballs It's 12:52. I started masturbating

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Holly fucking nutballs It's 12:52. I started masturbating at 11:00. What the fuck!?
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>>562258626
Time flies when you are having fun.
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>>562258626
i know that feel, too much out there
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>>562258626
that would be a quick session for me OP
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>>562258626
Time flies when you're a faggot
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>>562258626
Sauce?
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You've become too desensitized from looking at porn daily. Happens. Take a break from fapping so often.
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i totally know what you are talking about. when your fapping and watching porn hours turn into minutes. Hyperbolic time chamber type shit.
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>>562258626
sorry that means you've got ebola

>confirmed ebola

captcha : coroner asized
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>>562258626
That's nothing. I'll get home early from work some nights, so at 7pm I start idlly jerking off and next thing I know it's 2am. "Oh, I'd better cum eventually, I guess."
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>>562258626
Sauce
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>>562258626
so fuckin photoshopped hahaha
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>>562259705
>>562258626
Same I've always wanted sauce on that.
Maybe its time to snort some more dex and fap for a few hours.
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>>562259705
it's shopped dude, the top pick uses forced perspective, and the bottom is just shopped.
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>>562258626
adderall? marathon session with the fire hose ending? or just jerk off too much?
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>>562259729
I don't even watch porn though. Not when I masturbate at least. Just lay there and let my imagination roam.
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>>562258626
The majority of that time was spent on looking for something to actually masturbate to

All the other stuff you half stroked to was something you saw and didn't really do the trick
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>>562259969
Okay, well, I still want to see more of that girl sucking dick.
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>>562258626

I guess you've really ingested the horse for the Australia off my fucking board tyou fuckgnig kite
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>>562260269
this.

you probably had like 20 tabs open and probably fapped for a good hour.
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>>562260264

Still if your doing it frequently as fuck it could have some random side effects. Took me 2 weeks of no fapping to get my sleep schedule right. I couldn't even go to bed before busting a nut.
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>>562260889
Well fuck
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>>562258626
Whoever shopped this really needs to put more effort into it.
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>>562261001

lol Yeah it was a bitch - normal session was like a 20-30 then I'd start like 11 an it would be 3 in the morning no edging or anything. Still cash as fuck but damn when your yawning at work because you need that "perfect image/vid" yeeeeah time to re-think your situation lol.

Also to anybody else borderline with same issue - its a slippery slope. If you notice your sessions start with tits and just go into some weird shit your almost ashamed of by the end. Gotta cut that shit back.
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>>562261761
I miss the days when I could get one out in under five minutes.
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>>562261167
I don't know man they did a descent job with the forced perspective, at first glance it looks believable, until you realize her head is not on the bed and she is raising it up which in turn "shortens her neck" which aids in making the dick look bigger. His dick is also likely a few inches from her mouth although it looks like she is licking it. Overall i'd give it a notashittyshopbutnotperfect/perfectshop.
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>>562261761
i did, always happens when im getting closer to my finals. It becomes a part of my routine almost. it got soo bad that i had to delete everything porn related from my comp, pics and vids..id regret it because it was such a good collection, but i choose sleep over pleasure...
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>>562258626
do you not get bored?
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>>562258626
I once masturbated for 4 hours straight when I was like 14-15
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>>562259908
probably not
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>>562262368
Not really. Just get sore arms after a while.
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>>562262537
What a beast.
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TIME FLIES WHEN YOU'RE A FAGGOT
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>>562262717
oh alright, i get bored while watching porn and i'm just like "meh fuck this, and i bust and go to bed lol
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>>562262717
ambidextrous

muh nigga.
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>>562261960

Shieet I miss the days I could have full fap sessions bust a nut and go again with out having wait a few minutes. Used to be hard for 6 cumshots all decent loads. Now 2 3 if im lucky but just watery an weak.

>>562262236

Im pretty sure my external HDD has enough porn on it to supply a fully functioning websites for years. Taken years of collecting and im sure many dupes are there but fucking a... when you can recognize videos as not being new an websites advertising them as such lol you've seen some shit my friend.
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>>562263104
i have 108GB of porn
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Dude what? Max I did was 1 hour then I had to push it to cum 'cause it was already getting kinda boring and I wanted to do other things?

Doesn't you dick get swollen? Mine does when I do that. Guess it's about how hard you fap
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>>562258626
HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS!

Then you g otta get up early f or work the next day, and the night is now ruined. Fuck.

Im done fapping for tonight, for I have seen the light
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>>562263409

Then you definitely know what i'm talking about - when there are long periods of times where you recognize all "new" material an you begin to wonder if your the source of the internet porn supply.
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>>562127725
>>562263409
I'm getting there. Just started. Only like 32 gb. Not many movies, mostly pics gif webms collected from various sites. Teach me your ways.
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>>562263869
yup, exactly.

>>562264304
i have NO pictures, I can only get off to movies(I need to hear moaning) This 108GB is over a course of 2 years though, I usually add 2-3 videos per night.
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>>562259754
it's actaully kind of good, ebcause if the odd are in OP's favor, and he has sex, he will last more than the average /b/ a.k.a compulsive wanker
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>>562262579
probably yes
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>>562263869
yeah its kind of rare for me to find anything new thats really hot for me anymore...i end up just going back to my favorites....kind of sad when you think about it but what can you do.
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>>562265171

Sadly no hands are a hot pocket in a microwave compared to a pizza from the oven. It'll get you by but you won't learn how to do it proper unless you use that fucking oven.

Sex is the only real practice for sex. Working on your kegels are the only non sexual way of improving performance by clamping down and stopping that nut. That first nut is a bitch nut and will trick you - the 2nd nut is the gold standard. If you can fuck like your on your 2nd nut your good to go.
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>>562265910
>kegel

wtf is a kegel.
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>>562265910
Honestly prefer masturbation to sex. I started masturbating without lotion and did and have done so for years. Anything lubricated just feels weird to me. I have to make up excuses to stop having sex because I know I won't get off.
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>>562266147

You know that muscle group that lets you stop your pee mid piss? Those muscles are your kegel muscles and those are the ones responsible for your sperm shooting like a rocket or dribbling out. If you can master control of those you can control whether or not your gonna bust a nut and go longer.
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>>562259406
couldn'thaveabetterfistpost/10
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>>562266598
how do i make it shoot like a rocket :(
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>>562258626
I for one jerked it for 8 hours once. Call me when you pass that OP
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Sauce?
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>>562266947
He's telling you, kegel excersises you dumb cunt
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>>562266947

Just google kegel exercises for men. Fairly simple to do, takes about a month and you can do them anywhere even sitting browsing the internets...

Now as for god tier cum thats your diet.

L-Arginine,zinc and celery for this. There is another thing too but its really not that great for your body so not worth. Just try zinc and celery it'll make your cum more pornstar status - an if you want your gf to love you take a liking to some sweets and fruits i.e. pineapple apple shit like that,
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>>562268059
so you are saying if i eat a lot of strawberries my cum would taste like strawberries?
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>>562268284

Not to the extent where you can mistake that shit for actualstrawberries. I recommend oranges and pineapple, pineapple especially seems to be potent and get into the system fast. Least in my experience
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>>562268654
how do you know, do you taste your own cum?
>real question
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>how do you know, do you taste your own cum?

yeah.....lol....do you?
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I better start Masturbating.
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>>562270281

>Masturbating
>Capitol 'M' means business.
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>>562269620

Gf, Ex's, Random hookups. Haven't had a spitter once thank god. Which you could suggest girls lying which is certainly a possiblity but not multiple times. They would have likely said to cum somewhere else a 2nd time if they did not enjoy it. As for the taste no I've not personally but you can smell it if your nose isn't absolute shit.
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>>562270281
Finished.
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>>562269620
>>562269908

For me personally, I can say I do. Eating pineapple doesn't make your nut taste like pineapple. The best way I can describe it is it makes it significantly less bitter and sweeter.

Also, I want to do kegels to make my shit more potent, but I can never remember to keep doing them. Fuck.

Also, lecithin and pygeum/saw palmetto make you produce way more cum. Take those with Arginine, zinc, celery, and drink tons of water.
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>>562270371

Exhaled sharply and laughed a little bit inside.
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>>562266409
youre not alone bro
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>>562270378
>>562270530
I drink primarily soda's and eat junk food alot and I have tasted my cum once or twice, both times tasted like utter and absolutely sour SHIT so when I go on this diet I have planned and workout more than I am now I'll try to add in these factors and try my cum every so often
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>>562270796

My work here is done.
Goodnight.
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>>562268284
i drink oj all the time. not that my ex's agreed, but my gf says my jizz is super sweet
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>>562270530

The lecithin has more risk or something to do with soy - people with their weak ass food allergies thats why I didn't suggest it.

Bitter cum comes from bad junky food, an shit like asparagus for some reason lol. An if you have too much zinc is bad so only use the recommended dosage on the bottle.
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>>562271137
My jizz is like drinking from the ocean.
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>>562267098
We got a master baiter here watch out
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Try one of these and see if your gf or whoever you want taste your load and see if the taste isn't superior.

1 cup pineapple, fresh or canned
1 banana, frozen
1 cup apple juice
1/2 tsp ginger
1/2 tsp cinnamon
1/4 tsp nutmeg
1/2 tsp vanilla extract
2 TBS honey

or some options - 1 raw egg white, 2 TBS wheat germ, 2 TBS flax seed, 1 shot wheatgrass juice.

Blend that shit together and viola. Bitches be lining up to suck your manjuice.
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>>562270986

Yeah, those kinds of foods will definitely make your shit taste very bitter and the flavor lingers for a long long time. It's especially bad with a diet that is super high in protein derived from red meat consumption. It also makes it smell faintly of clorox bleach in my opinion. Pineapple and a healthy diet (light fruits, lots of vegetables and substantial enough protein to support muscles) help make it much less abrasive. Get on that shit man.
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>>562270986

Also sorry to say gotta lay off the red meat. Your diet plays a big role in sex life lol.
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>>562271724

Capped like a nigger in a gunfight. Will experiment and record findings.
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>>562258626
shit OP you got the ebola
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why would you taste your own cum? are you guys that curious?
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>>562272167
are you not?
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>>562272167

Well, some of us have creampied the fuck out of our girlfriends and then eaten them out afterwards. My bitch gets off on that shit. But I've intentionally done it by myself too a few times though.
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>>562272287
no, not the slightest bit. Would you taste your own piss one day because you suddenly got curious?
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>>562261761
Its the same for everyone, and it all ends the same place for everyone, but not everyone knows where that place is.
The wrath of fornication becomes prevalent and self destructive or worse.
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>>562271737
Ouch I was actually gonna go on a protein diet, but I havent started. My main goal was to just cut the junk foods and sodas so I guess eating healthy will still be fine. New year of school starting and im hoping to get alot of head so Im gonna be lurking these kinda threads getting info from you guys.
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>>562272554
I probably have on accident. I've done lots of curious nasty shit growing up; i used to think i was weird but now i feel like its just shit we do but dont talk about openly
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>>562273008

The junk foods and sodas are definitely the main shit that needs to go first. But dude, It's not necessarily protein itself that causes bad flavor. You can get plenty of protein from chicken and fish (grilled cod with a dash of butter and dill is the goddamn motherfucking shit) and other sources like beans and shit as well. It's just that red meat is particularly bad. Good luck and do well.

Avenge me.
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>>562273381
Lol I definetly will watch for that. Grilled cod sounds good, never tried it tbh. Im not just gonna base everything I do off this one thread either, I'll read around and find what works for me.

Gonna go fap now and cum into my dirty yellow-stained jizzrag
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>>562258626
Time flies when you're a faggot
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>>562267098
what happened when you came bro? Tell us of your glorious voyage!
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>>562259675
LOL
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>>562259675
requesting the pasta
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