What is the worst thing about being a man, /b/?
Sometimes my penis gets hard and I feel all embarrassed.
Well yes, but everyone thinks that having a vagina makes sex automatically better, when in reality it's really hard to orgasm from vaginal penetration alone. The clitoris is where it's at, and men basically have one giant clitoris, so I think they got the better deal.
Worst thing about being a man is secretly deep down all men know they are rivals and will fuck each other up for their own selfish bullshit. Especially true if you are good looking or have a sexy babe at your side.
This is why you never see ISIS cut off a girls head, they only kill the threat.
Getting morning wood when you really need to pee.
And I work as a lifeguard, no underwear under my swim trunks so you can really see my erection and I have a very hot supervisor.
I get hard every time I see that ass and it's not fun if your standing on the side of a pool full of people.
-having to work for sex while watching women not have to do shit to get it
-having to work our asses off to get jobs while women can just flirt to get a job or even worse, get free money thrown at them
-having to work to get a car while women just get them for free from family or horny men
-knowing that amost all women are whores and will most likely cheat on you unless you constantly keep them interested and even then its not guaranteed they wont cheat
-being forced to sign up for the draft when i turned 18 just because i have a penis
-being expected by society to have a certain lifestyle by 30 or be condemned, while women get to be freeloading losers all their life and noone cares
But ideally, a woman could orgasm several times before the man achieves one orgasm. So I suppose it's win-some lose-some, and for the woman it's a lot more dependent on who the lover is whether they'll end up getting off or not.
That society and especially women think I should have a yoke on my shoulders and be proud of it, too, that I should spend the majority of my time benefiting someone else. My life is worth more and I have more to contribute to the world than just menial work but I doubt I'll ever get the chance. I'll end up pulling some woman's cart like a dumb Ox and if I ever resist she'll send the thought police to give me "sensitivity training".
Having to deal with a coming matriarchy that will send us all back to the dark ages, if you don't believe me now watch Sweden for the next 10 years.
not really, why would you think i'm a troll ?
also adding to the mix, that freaking hair beard that you have to shave each 3-4 days. atleast hair on my legs and butt doesnt grow that fast
Those random boners at the most inconvenient times. Like when I used to be in high school it'd always happen when the teacher called on me to solve a problem.
Having to take the initiative in relationships most of the time. Sometimes she'll make it easy and do stuff for you but it's usually on you to advance the relationship.
Our insane sex drives
Loads of women either not understanding it or they dont care
Getting circumcised as a baby and having no one stand up for my rights.
Now I have a giant fucking scar on my penis.
Also people will say some of the worst things I have ever heard to me. And I am suppose to take it/shrug it off because I am a man.
Balls hurt pretty bad when hit. Can get over it pretty quickly but it still hurts really bad.
>Getting a psychical
>doctor says turn and cough.
>and think this hot doctor is touching my balls
>He shakes his head and looks at me
This actually applies to women x100 more than it applies to men, women have too much drama to ever get along with each other anything they create as a group will crumble because things like loyalty don't exist to them, loyalty is a male concept
>loyalty is a male concept
Seriously though from my experince girls are going to cheat on their boyfriend if they think they wont get caught, regardless of the relationship
That's only if you got a whore and most women are whores now. Look for the 5% that are still feminine and kind. Or go fuck some whores until you do.
If you're boyfriend material then girls will take an interest in you.
No girls taking an interest in you? Tell that to the fat chick at the subway station who can't get dick even if she paid for it.
Hell, they tend to ignore our voiced needs as well. Shit, somebody else has problems? you better fuckign deal with yours then. You're a man, you don't get to have problems.
Knowing you aren't the first man to fill your girlfriend with his seed. She told me she doesn't like condoms anyway and was glad I finally stopped wearing them...
Men with depression have to actually convince people there's something wrong, because most of the time it goes unnoticed or people try to hide it.
Wear underwear, faggot.
I have NEVER had that problem.
I'd rather be a cute girl than a cute boy, because I'd be able to stuff my pussy with dicks and be a cumdumpster, but that isn't possible because I'm actually a fat 2nd-floor dwelling otaku faggot neckbeard. Just turned 18 and I still hate my life.
Not only is it stupid, it's unhygienic.
Blue balls or no sex.
Welp, it's good to know some anonymous person loves me, at least I can live with that.
>Never trimmed or shaved a single hair below my collar bone.
>Calls me a hairless faggot.
Besides, I'd say having a hairy sack would make it easier to catch something in your zipper.
i've taken up wearing cheap nightgowns from walmart, damn comfortable for sleeping in, but the floral print and lacy necklines are a bit less than manly. why are there no manly nightgowns like depicted in old disney films set before the 20th century?
Havin stuff expected of you. I wish it was easier for men to just pick up chicks and expect to be taken care of. Even though some do it its hard to find a girl to let u because their whole life they are taught the opposite.
But men get two childhoods, while women are immature for life.
All that shit they tell you about girls maturing faster than boys? Overcompensation. They also stop maturing faster.
Saying that to a inoperable cancer patient is quite something isn't it, the fact is, I don't have a life to live.
It's quite a small gap between here and death, while I live I watch anime and hope that I can finish the airing ones before I die.
Along the lines of this.
>being expected to be the sole romantic agent (at least early in a relationship) and being the male competitor for the female judge(s)
Imagine having romantic prospects who put in the work and all you have to do is say yes or no.
Yeah, after my third or fourth girlfriend I just gave up on girls. Every once in a while I'll see a cute girl that I want to ask but so far they're either bi or have a boyfriend.
>be 14 young healthy lad
>gets told I have cancer
>Chemotherapy is doing it's shit
>Taking loads of medicine to help cure lung cancer
>Shit life, stopped going to school because too sick to even stand.
>Life goes on.
Not much of a story really, got told a few months back chemo didn't cure it and it's inoperable so I only had a few months to live and 1-2 months later here I am, posting shit on 4chan, my 18th birthday was a complete mess since I wasn't really happy about anything in life, can't care less bout my health now so all I do is watch anime/series.
How women can walk around in public naked with "still not asking for it" painted on them and get away with it, but when I walk around naked and hug them with "still not giving it" the cops have to get involved.
And them being bi is bad?
Have you tried sitting naked on leather?
It's sticky and cold.
Sometimes, not always.
Well, I'm here in my undies anon.
I guess I'm to take them off now.
that's only because you're circumsized, timmy.
Us attachedfags have mindshattering orgasms.
It feels awful.
Unless you have a small dick it rubs on you zipper 'n shit.
That's news to me.
Like you would know, m8.
I'll never be the cute little girl
We're cute girls on the internet anon.
That maybe the other badfox, though I think she only posted on the draw threads. Anyways, hows you?
you can be a cute trap
Basically. This guy fucking bitches about his emotions and shit and I have no idea why I still talk to him. Same thing with a lot of the posters here actually
> This guy fucking bitches about his emotions and shit
Got to admit, that's pretty talented even if you hate him.
Playing pretend can only get you so far
You're an alien!
Not cute enough.
Maybe sometime in the near future we can get transformed into little girls via nanomachines.
I would assume he'd get friendzoned and be on his to being a wizard.
I bet you also like fingering yourself you awful person.
>What is the worst thing about being a man, /b/?
Dealing with women.
Almost makes me wish I was a faggot; but I bet that twinks are probably annoying self absorbed drama queens too so maybe fags don't have it any better.
>not wearing boxer briefs master race
Show me how you do it anon.
Oh that kind of person.
I would totally understand if you stopped being friends with him.
I AM wearing boxer briefs.
I always do. Even in the shower.
You're pretty kawaii yourself
1. Put benis in hand
2. stroke up
3. stroke down
5. profit :DDDD
It took some bit of practice to this kawaii.
There's more to it than that
>tfw wearing boxers
>tfw nuts are dangling loose and perfectly safe from zippers
feels good man
Capcha: gayley readyfu
How is to be mad?
It's certainly paid off.
The animals girls are only helping your case, so cute =~=
I masturbate easier when I hear moaning
The trick is to get boxer briefs 1 pant size bigger than your waste size. Then it hugs like a pillow. Still not sure if added benefit that when I pop a wood when a qt3.14 walks buy it's handles jacking it.
I gotta say you're pretty kawaii yourself!
No, my body belongs to D?ar?wi?n
It's hard to believe that's Neko.
I know, Neko acts like he's much more young.
We could be cute together.
Don't ask for sex, that's weird
The world couldn't handle it!
Mine was a joke too.
It's hard to masturbate without some sort of auditory aid.
I'm gonna tell Cato you said he was a back fuck
You're probably right, I don't think they're ready.
do you think we could be friends on steam again?
i'm becoming a better person and doing stuff with life more and more so i'll probably have things to say to you more.
I never reject an add request.
Back fuck, I gotta admit I haven't heard that one yet.
Something something stimulation something something. :p
Good night anon!
It like a bad fuck but so bad that you cringe while typing and mess up
your character got cut in half
Off to bed?
what do you mean?
And for a moment there I thought that's how Australians got it on.
Imagination is truly master race Night!
Oh sweet. I'll probably not talk more than I did to you before even though I kinda just said I would.
Socially awkward and I like you and stuff, i'm weird.
EVERYONE IS GOING TO DIE
She looks like all the dumbasses you post
ah, oh well.
Do they really fuck tho?
The justice bitch didn't die yet
Misleading episode title
Not until the OVA
but then it's only implied
Also Ayu or whatever your first ava was looks the MOST!!!!!!! dumbass, Wish
More justice needs to be served
I'm hyped for the ice bitch to come and wreck everything
Akame ga Kill
Akame ga Kill
I don't know if you're watching it but apparently you're involved in some contrived way
i don't know how.
At least some of the characters want her to die even more than I do
Okay she's kawaii in that particular pic but that's not fair
One of your fans was reminded of you by one of the characters in it
Daww~ someone thought of me <3
i choose this girl i guess
It's just that her eyes look too big in some of the pics
Big brown eyes, full of dumbassery
Well she is best girl
Yeah Mine's too cute to die so soon
Why do they write her name as Mine instead of Main?
Where da hood at?
She's probably going to explode
right here ^_^
*licks your kawaii eye* <3
I'm talking about Seryu; not Mine
Akame; she'll probably live a long time since her name's in the title~
is this girl good too?
I made anon posts here before it was a cool thread
She's an antagonist
Will prob get killed eventually for being a huge bitch
that's too bad... what did she do?
She's an important official of the tyrannical Empire that they're fighting
Such skill, very impressive.