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What is the worst thing about being a man, /b/?

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What is the worst thing about being a man, /b/?
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>>562019286
Not getting to experience what sex feels like in a vagina.
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>>562019286
Being a miserable pile of secrets.
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Sometimes my penis gets hard and I feel all embarrassed.
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>>562019286
Dealing with women.
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>>562019286
the insatiable lust of a permavirginity
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>>562019629
/thread
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>>562019629
It's pretty damn overrated, tbh.
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>>562020197
Isn't that just sex in general though?
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Having to deal with the insatiable psychotic mess that is "women"

Also only getting to live as a man once.
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>>562019286
Not being allowed to wear pretty clothes or super soft girly fabrics
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>>562019286

being inferior and everyone else being ok with it.
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>>562019286
Feminazis.
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>>562019286
All the wasted semen

>>562020197
This is a lie. He's just trying to make you feel better.
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>>562020197
titus or get the fuck outicus
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Mortality.
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when its fucking hot outside and your balls get all sweaty and stick to your legs.
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>>562019286
Blamed for everything.
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>>562020197
tits or gtfo the fuck out X^D~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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>>562019286
It comes in different colors.
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>>562019949
/thread
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>>562020273
Well yes, but everyone thinks that having a vagina makes sex automatically better, when in reality it's really hard to orgasm from vaginal penetration alone. The clitoris is where it's at, and men basically have one giant clitoris, so I think they got the better deal.
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Worst thing about being a man is secretly deep down all men know they are rivals and will fuck each other up for their own selfish bullshit. Especially true if you are good looking or have a sexy babe at your side.

This is why you never see ISIS cut off a girls head, they only kill the threat.
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Having to avoid certain mannerisms and attitudes because they are "girly."
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not being a little girl
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>>562019286
Getting morning wood when you really need to pee.

And I work as a lifeguard, no underwear under my swim trunks so you can really see my erection and I have a very hot supervisor.
I get hard every time I see that ass and it's not fun if your standing on the side of a pool full of people.
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-having to work for sex while watching women not have to do shit to get it
-having to work our asses off to get jobs while women can just flirt to get a job or even worse, get free money thrown at them
-having to work to get a car while women just get them for free from family or horny men
-knowing that amost all women are whores and will most likely cheat on you unless you constantly keep them interested and even then its not guaranteed they wont cheat
-being forced to sign up for the draft when i turned 18 just because i have a penis
-being expected by society to have a certain lifestyle by 30 or be condemned, while women get to be freeloading losers all their life and noone cares
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>>562021145
This is why I like going down on women. That and the taste.
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>>56202047
As a proud vagina owner, I can assure you that I was not trying to make him feel better with that post.
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>>562019286

Remembering the past as better
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>>562020696
Nah
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>>562021352
Faggy fagotti fag
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>>562021484
Many women appreciate a man like you.
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>>562019286
http://strawpoll.me/2322239

No one is voting for CJ
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Stop posting in this thread. It's government psyops collecting information.
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>>562021145
But ideally, a woman could orgasm several times before the man achieves one orgasm. So I suppose it's win-some lose-some, and for the woman it's a lot more dependent on who the lover is whether they'll end up getting off or not.
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That no matter what happens in a relationship, its always your fault some way or the other.
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That society and especially women think I should have a yoke on my shoulders and be proud of it, too, that I should spend the majority of my time benefiting someone else. My life is worth more and I have more to contribute to the world than just menial work but I doubt I'll ever get the chance. I'll end up pulling some woman's cart like a dumb Ox and if I ever resist she'll send the thought police to give me "sensitivity training".
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you can only punch 50% of the human population
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>>562019286
Circumcision.

At least when you live in a society where it's almost mandatory.
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>>562022458

brb testing
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Having to work for pussy
Getting a girlfriend and now pussy is thrown at you

I don't fucking understand it!!
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>>562019286
Having to deal with a coming matriarchy that will send us all back to the dark ages, if you don't believe me now watch Sweden for the next 10 years.
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>>562019286
not having boobs
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not being a woman
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Not being able to suck dick without being gay.
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>>562019286
begin bounded with that stupid body muscle shape, that doesn't look good with dresses. thank god i'm going on hrt
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>>562022897
Women like pre-approved men. It means youre capable of commitment. Makes you more desirable.
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>>562019286
hiding a boner in public
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>>562023797
pls o god pls tell me this is a troll. I just came back from /fit/
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>>562019286
What was that anime called again? I remembered I watched the first two episodes or so and then lost track of it.
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>>562019286
Having doctors telling me eating squirell brains isnt good for me.
People expecting you to be excited about birthdays and holidays
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>>562024016
not really, why would you think i'm a troll ?

also adding to the mix, that freaking hair beard that you have to shave each 3-4 days. atleast hair on my legs and butt doesnt grow that fast
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>>562019286
Too much privilege. I don't even know what to do with all of it.
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>>562024376
hitsugi no chaika
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Those random boners at the most inconvenient times. Like when I used to be in high school it'd always happen when the teacher called on me to solve a problem.
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NOT A DAMN THING
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Fear of rape accusations.
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Having to take the initiative in relationships most of the time. Sometimes she'll make it easy and do stuff for you but it's usually on you to advance the relationship.
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>>562019286
whyboners of course. Shit happens out of nowhere and you've just got to hide it
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>>562019286

Getting kicked in the balls.
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>>562019286
Our insane sex drives
Loads of women either not understanding it or they dont care
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Getting called a faggot for using an umbrella in the pouring rain.
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Having to worry about dick length/girth and body height etc. When women can have any breast size and almost any height and be attractive.
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>>562019286
Getting circumcised as a baby and having no one stand up for my rights.
Now I have a giant fucking scar on my penis.

Also people will say some of the worst things I have ever heard to me. And I am suppose to take it/shrug it off because I am a man.

Balls hurt pretty bad when hit. Can get over it pretty quickly but it still hurts really bad.
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>>562019286
everything
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>>562021263
This better be bait,
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>>562025624
That's just fucking stupid.
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>Getting a psychical
>doctor says turn and cough.
>I do
>and think this hot doctor is touching my balls
>Erection
>He shakes his head and looks at me
>his reaction
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>>562019286
Not having a chaika
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>>562019286
Having to make sure you don't zip your balls up when putting on your pants.
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>>562021263
but thats what women do too
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Not having female genitalia, and being to get what ever i want because of that fact.
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>>562025971
Physical, nigga learn to write. At first i thought this was about a Psychologist
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>>562021263
This actually applies to women x100 more than it applies to men, women have too much drama to ever get along with each other anything they create as a group will crumble because things like loyalty don't exist to them, loyalty is a male concept
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>>562026807
I spelled it wrong, and clicked on the first auto-correct. and didn't check it.
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>>562021145
>this nigga is gay beware
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>>562021352
>giving a fuck

Let your fabulousness shine
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>>562023901
what about the ones that don't even know you have a GF. Do they smell it or see your jesus aura?
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>>562019286
Being judged for your utility instead of your humanity.
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No fruity drinks
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>>562025924
Happens, though.
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>>562026985
>loyalty is a male concept

Seriously though from my experince girls are going to cheat on their boyfriend if they think they wont get caught, regardless of the relationship
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being told to man up when you can barely find motivitation to live
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>>562027623
Agreed
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>>562028167
This. Society has unreasonable expectations of men and generally ignores their unvoiced needs.
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>>562019286
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>>562027654
That's only if you got a whore and most women are whores now. Look for the 5% that are still feminine and kind. Or go fuck some whores until you do.
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>>562027521
If you're boyfriend material then girls will take an interest in you.

No girls taking an interest in you? Tell that to the fat chick at the subway station who can't get dick even if she paid for it.
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>>562028584
>unvoiced needs
Hell, they tend to ignore our voiced needs as well. Shit, somebody else has problems? you better fuckign deal with yours then. You're a man, you don't get to have problems.
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>>562019286
Knowing you aren't the first man to fill your girlfriend with his seed. She told me she doesn't like condoms anyway and was glad I finally stopped wearing them...
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>>562028584
Men with depression have to actually convince people there's something wrong, because most of the time it goes unnoticed or people try to hide it.
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>>562029403
To be fair it's 3 men in 12 years according to her. Or maybe that's just what I try to convince myself of.
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Woman problems
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>>562019286

There's nothing I can do but watch the world burn.
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>>562029749
Yeah, you should probably reverse those numbers.
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>>562029597
Or they end up forming underground boxing clubs which evolve into domestic terrorist cells.
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>>562026450
Wear underwear, faggot.

I have NEVER had that problem.
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>>562030792
>wearing underwear
>ever

looks like we have a pansy ass faggot here boys
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Not having a mind-shattering orgasm. Male orgasms are weaker so we can have a clearer head when dealing with dangers
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>>562030792
Yeah it's much easier when you're a fucking sissy faggot that's shaved from head to foot and wearing lacy panties over your tiny balls.
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I'd rather be a cute girl than a cute boy, because I'd be able to stuff my pussy with dicks and be a cumdumpster, but that isn't possible because I'm actually a fat 2nd-floor dwelling otaku faggot neckbeard. Just turned 18 and I still hate my life.
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>>562021145
Meh depends woman to woman. Some get off just fine on penetration alone maybe you just are bad at sex.
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>>562030958
Not only is it stupid, it's unhygienic.
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Not being able to wear underwear without being called a pansy faggot
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>>562030958
wow you're so gay if you don't wear underwear
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>>562031501
It's okay anon, we love you /b/ro.
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>>562019286
Tumblr Feminists
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>>562019286
Blue balls or no sex.
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>>562031780
Welp, it's good to know some anonymous person loves me, at least I can live with that.
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>>562031417
>Never trimmed or shaved a single hair below my collar bone.
>Calls me a hairless faggot.

Besides, I'd say having a hairy sack would make it easier to catch something in your zipper.
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i've taken up wearing cheap nightgowns from walmart, damn comfortable for sleeping in, but the floral print and lacy necklines are a bit less than manly. why are there no manly nightgowns like depicted in old disney films set before the 20th century?
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being the one who has to ask the girl out and getting shamed and called creepy but it being vice versa for women
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Havin stuff expected of you. I wish it was easier for men to just pick up chicks and expect to be taken care of. Even though some do it its hard to find a girl to let u because their whole life they are taught the opposite.
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>>562032234
Have you considered growing a vagina?
I heard they feel good too.
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>>562020359
But men get two childhoods, while women are immature for life.
All that shit they tell you about girls maturing faster than boys? Overcompensation. They also stop maturing faster.
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>>562031681
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Those awkward moments in high school when you get a bad case of surprise boner, and suddenly you have to stand in front of the class
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>>562032154
Go on OP, do something that makes you happy. You're only 18. You have a life to live.
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>>562032681
>OP
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>>562032234
Dude, sew a night-poncho thing. I can't imagine it being too difficult.
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>>562032681
Saying that to a inoperable cancer patient is quite something isn't it, the fact is, I don't have a life to live.
It's quite a small gap between here and death, while I live I watch anime and hope that I can finish the airing ones before I die.
Also
>OP
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Doing all the legwork to get to know a woman, ask them out, then get unceremoniously dumped for stupid fucking reasons.
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>>562019286
pants and anything that confine my dick to a limited space in general
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>>562033319
Along the lines of this.
>being expected to be the sole romantic agent (at least early in a relationship) and being the male competitor for the female judge(s)
Imagine having romantic prospects who put in the work and all you have to do is say yes or no.
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>>562033194
Shit man. I come back from another thread an see this. Give me your story. I will pass it on, anon.
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>>562033319
Yeah, after my third or fourth girlfriend I just gave up on girls. Every once in a while I'll see a cute girl that I want to ask but so far they're either bi or have a boyfriend.
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>>562033021
I got a case of autism, sorry.
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>>562019741
Lmao.
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>>562028631
Saved.
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>>562033858
>be 14 young healthy lad
>gets told I have cancer
>Chemotherapy is doing it's shit
>Taking loads of medicine to help cure lung cancer
>Shit life, stopped going to school because too sick to even stand.
>Life goes on.

Not much of a story really, got told a few months back chemo didn't cure it and it's inoperable so I only had a few months to live and 1-2 months later here I am, posting shit on 4chan, my 18th birthday was a complete mess since I wasn't really happy about anything in life, can't care less bout my health now so all I do is watch anime/series.
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>>562021145
the problem is that women don't have a clue how to handle a dick, the clitoris is relatively easier
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>>562030958
THIS, finally a fucking man.
Underwear makes your dick smaller
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>>562035229
I doubt this.
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>>562035423
its a figure of speech, but do it, take your underwear now and feel how the space feels on your genitals and dick
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How women can walk around in public naked with "still not asking for it" painted on them and get away with it, but when I walk around naked and hug them with "still not giving it" the cops have to get involved.
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>>562034372
And them being bi is bad?
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>>562035567
Have you tried sitting naked on leather?
It's sticky and cold.
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>>562034865
Fuck man...
Well, I hope you get to finish those series. I won't forgot you anon. (Didn't cal you OP this time.) See you Space Cowboy.
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I was told there was animu here. I see none
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>>562035848
(your pants are supposed to be still on)
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>>562019286
what anime is that from?
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>>562035832
Sometimes, not always.
>>562036002
Hi
>>562036024
Well, I'm here in my undies anon.
I guess I'm to take them off now.
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>>562031143
that's only because you're circumsized, timmy.
Us attachedfags have mindshattering orgasms.
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>>562036198
You are fur though...
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>>562035567
It feels awful.

Unless you have a small dick it rubs on you zipper 'n shit.

>>562035229

Heavens everywhere.
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>>562036332
That's news to me.
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a kick in the nuts
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>>562036198
well, have fun with you ever decreasing dick size then
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>>562036239
Like you would know, m8.
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>>562019286
The penor spiders, probably.
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>>562019286
I'll never be the cute little girl
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>>562036754
We're cute girls on the internet anon.
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>>562019286
not being able to abort...
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>>562036553
Delusional?

>>562036754
That, however, is an alien.
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Body hair
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>>562036498
I honestly always thought you were. Maybe I am just wrong and a bit drunk
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>>562036995
That maybe the other badfox, though I think she only posted on the draw threads. Anyways, hows you?
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>>562036754
you can be a cute trap
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>>562037294
Doing pretty meh. Had to hang out with this kid I hate for a few hours. Had to get drunk to even deal with him
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>>562037312
Too cute!
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>>562037591
Babysitting?
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>>562037717
Basically. This guy fucking bitches about his emotions and shit and I have no idea why I still talk to him. Same thing with a lot of the posters here actually
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>>562038148
> This guy fucking bitches about his emotions and shit
Got to admit, that's pretty talented even if you hate him.
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>>562036929
Playing pretend can only get you so far

>>562036965
You're an alien!

>>562037312
Not cute enough.
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>>562038431
How? Everyone seems to do that now a days
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>>562038473
Maybe sometime in the near future we can get transformed into little girls via nanomachines.
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>>562032153
>what is masturbation
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>>562019949
/thread
World would be better without women
I dream about a mens world
Not homo though
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>>562038719
I would assume he'd get friendzoned and be on his to being a wizard.
>>562038828
>masturbating
>2014
I bet you also like fingering yourself you awful person.
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>>562038473
>>562036965
>alien
AYY LMAO
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>>562019286

>What is the worst thing about being a man, /b/?

Dealing with women.

Almost makes me wish I was a faggot; but I bet that twinks are probably annoying self absorbed drama queens too so maybe fags don't have it any better.
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>>562019286
Being the second-class citizen of the gender world while everybody assumes the opposite.
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>>562039201
>boaring
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>>562039181
Ayy lmao
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Not getting to rape chanty binx yet
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>>562039127
>fingering
nah, i'm not a sissy like most faggots here
i use my the cock and hand connection, thank you very much
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>>562039127
No its more like how no one wants to be friends with him and how he has no job and family problems
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>>562038792
We can dream
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>1950+64
>not wearing boxer briefs master race

Stay plebs
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>>562039616
Show me how you do it anon.
>>562039685
Oh that kind of person.
I would totally understand if you stopped being friends with him.
>>562039729
Too cyoot
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>>562019286
The refractory period.
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>>562019286
-thinks it's not having enough tea- v.v
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>>562040086
I AM wearing boxer briefs.

I always do. Even in the shower.
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>>562040097
You're pretty kawaii yourself
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>>562040407
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>>562040097
1. Put benis in hand
2. stroke up
3. stroke down
4. ???
5. profit :DDDD
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>>562040086
Where does your dick go? You wait band-ing it? with briefs or boxer briefs no matter where i put my dick its like a tourniquet
>>
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Not being a qt gril
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>>562040562
It took some bit of practice to this kawaii.
>>562040641
There's more to it than that
>>
>>562040583
puppies \^_^/
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>>562040086
this.
>tfw wearing boxers
>tfw nuts are dangling loose and perfectly safe from zippers
feels good man
>>
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>>562040541
Capcha: gayley readyfu
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>>562040893
THEY ATTACKED!
>>
>>562040885
nah, i'm pretty sure that's about it
>>
>>562038002
hi wish
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Nothing
>white
>male
How is to be mad?
>>
>>562041106
nnuuuu! Is puppy lurve! They want another piece of honey bread \^_^/
>>
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>>562041180
Hi
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>>562025624
Jesus fucking Christ, why do people say that shit?
>>
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>>562040885
It's certainly paid off.

The animals girls are only helping your case, so cute =~=
>>
>>562041147
I masturbate easier when I hear moaning
>>
>>562040775
The trick is to get boxer briefs 1 pant size bigger than your waste size. Then it hugs like a pillow. Still not sure if added benefit that when I pop a wood when a qt3.14 walks buy it's handles jacking it.
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>>562041346
can we sex?
>>
>>562019286
Peeing sitting down
>>
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>>562041447
Thanks!
I gotta say you're pretty kawaii yourself!
>>
>>562024665
get out, youre not a man.
>>
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>>562041703
No, my body belongs to D?ar?wi?n
>>
>>562042475
... hearing that makes me sad.
>>
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>>562042660
Why?
>>
>>562041607
moaning from porn helps, but sometimes, you don't even need porn
>>
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>>562042475
It's hard to believe that's Neko.
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>>562042713
because I like you a lot.
>>
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>>562042770
I know, Neko acts like he's much more young.

>>562042858
Bebop?
>>
>>562038676
oh yes please!
>>
>>562041923
We could be cute together.
>>
>>562042895
yeep
>>
>>562041607
ahuh
>>
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>>562043095
Don't ask for sex, that's weird
>>
>>562043049
The world couldn't handle it!
>>562043186
nuh uh.
>>
>>562043194
that was mainly kind of a joke, didn't mean it too seriously/
>>
>>562043383
yahuh
>>
>>562040097
I like the attention too much

>>562043194
Let's talk about sex baby, let's talk about you and me
>>
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>>562043438
Mine was a joke too.

>>562043454
see>>562043448
>>
>>562043521
that's good to hear.
>>
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>>562043448
It's hard to masturbate without some sort of auditory aid.
>>
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>>562043667
Mhm

>>562043705
I'm gonna tell Cato you said he was a back fuck
>>
>>562043705
How so?
>>
>>562030958
>>562031417
>>562035229
Samefag
>>
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>>562043383
You're probably right, I don't think they're ready.
>>
>>562043816
do you think we could be friends on steam again?
i'm becoming a better person and doing stuff with life more and more so i'll probably have things to say to you more.
>>
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>>562044217
I never reject an add request.
>>
>>562043816
Back fuck, I gotta admit I haven't heard that one yet.
>>562043839
Something something stimulation something something. :p
>>
Intelligence.

There are days I'd rather have the brain of a dog than be able to realize just what a horrible place this world actually is.
>>
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>>562044181
Good night anon!
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>>562044373
It like a bad fuck but so bad that you cringe while typing and mess up

>>562044425
your character got cut in half
>>
>>562044373
I can just imagine everything and it usually works out.
>>
taking a shit with a boner and having your dick get wet/touch the inside of the bowl
>>
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>>562044531
Off to bed?

Sweet dreams.
>>
>>562044735
I hate when that happens
>>
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>>562044590
huh?
what do you mean?
>>
>>562044916
>>
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Good night!
>>562044590
And for a moment there I thought that's how Australians got it on.
>>562044673
Imagination is truly master race Night!
>>
>>562045059
I don't recognize her.
>>
>>562044307
Oh sweet. I'll probably not talk more than I did to you before even though I kinda just said I would.
Socially awkward and I like you and stuff, i'm weird.
>>
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>>562045059
EVERYONE IS GOING TO DIE

FUCKING

EVERYONE
>>
>>562045136
nini
>>
>>562045305
She looks like all the dumbasses you post
>>
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>>562045136
I'm Canadian

>>562045316
Uhm

>>562045317
Ya
>>
>>562045743
exactly
>>
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>>562045652
ah, oh well.
>>
-curls up in the Sonata bed and lays chin on the side-
>>
-pours a vial of Luka's semen all over Sonata-
>>
>>562045743
no
>>
>>562027549
i rlly think this is the best answer......
>>
>>562036393
>2014
>using a zip pant
use jogging pants m8
>>562036965
try it, then tell me
>>
>>562046440
All will ded except MC and Akame and then they'll fug
>>
>>562046353
;_; -washes the Sonata bed in the washing machine-
>>
>>562046581
Do they really fuck tho?
>>
>>562022517
where do you live?
>>
The justice bitch didn't die yet

Misleading episode title
>>
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>>562046704
^_^

>>562046784
Not until the OVA

but then it's only implied
>>
>>562047325
what show?
>>
Also Ayu or whatever your first ava was looks the MOST!!!!!!! dumbass, Wish
>>
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>>562047325
More justice needs to be served

I'm hyped for the ice bitch to come and wreck everything

>>562047363
Well then
>>
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>>562047404
Akame ga Kill
duh

>>562047491
wat
>>
>>562047404
Akame ga Kill

I don't know if you're watching it but apparently you're involved in some contrived way
>>
Are any of you guys having issues with the finder?

Or 4cs?
>>
>>562034372

Hey forever alone.. at least we're in the same boat anon.
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>>562047653
Odd...
i don't know how.
>>
>>562047363
-brings you a cup of tea and a buttered honey roll-
>>
>>562047585
At least some of the characters want her to die even more than I do

>>562047596
Okay she's kawaii in that particular pic but that's not fair
>>
>>562047916
One of your fans was reminded of you by one of the characters in it
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>>562047958
Why not?

>>562047943
Thanks
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>>562048079
Daww~ someone thought of me <3

i choose this girl i guess
>>
>>562048247
It's just that her eyes look too big in some of the pics

Big brown eyes, full of dumbassery
>>
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>>562048419
>>
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>>562047958
Yeah Mine's too cute to die so soon
>>
>>562036754
>>562036929


Screw being the little girl I just want fucking happiness, I want someone to actually care.
>>
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Why do they write her name as Mine instead of Main?
>>
>>562048538
she has a pretty outfit and cool sword ^_^
whats her name?
>>
Where da hood at?
>>
>>562048691
She's probably going to explode
>>
>>562020197
Get a load of this guy
>>
>>562048965
right here ^_^
>>
>>562048527
*licks your kawaii eye* <3

>>562048579
I'm talking about Seryu; not Mine

>>562048695
Akame; she'll probably live a long time since her name's in the title~
>>
Feminists.
>>
I was gonna post shit here but I decided to post it on another board but basically same thread.
>>
>>562049220
is this girl good too?
>>
>>562048965
I made anon posts here before it was a cool thread
>>
>>562049354
She's an antagonist

Will prob get killed eventually for being a huge bitch
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>>562049753
;~;
that's too bad... what did she do?
>>
>>562049903
She's an important official of the tyrannical Empire that they're fighting
>>
>>562049124
Wewt.

>>562049510
Such skill, very impressive.
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