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My Mom is gonna be home in an hour. It's her birthday and

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My Mom is gonna be home in an hour. It's her birthday and I have no fucking clue what to get her. I feel like a shit son but I'm just so bad at getting gifts. What do?
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you fucking dope

you can get flowers for any woman for any occasion and they'll be happy with it
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Only one thing you can do. Give that mom the dick. Thank me later.
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>>561778604
post more pictures so we know what kinda girl she is

otherwise we won't be able to tell what kind of present she'll like
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>>561778604
is this a pic of your mom? post nudes
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2 words, Gift Card
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ORDER DINNER FROM A RESTAURANT THEN TELL HER YOU COOKED IT, PUT IT ALL INTO DISHES AN SHIT SO IT LOOKS HOMEMADE..=PROFIT
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>>561779275
No its my gf
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Give her the white hot passionate sex only a son could provide.

You love you mom, go the extra step.
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>>561779809
Post nudes please.
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Flowers or chocolates or sex
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Post pic of your mom you nigger
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Honest post here:
Just tell her u love her and appreciate everything she has done for u
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>>561778604
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does she like gardening? get her some gardening stuff.
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>>561779809
post both!

that way we can help you with presents for both and you won't have to make another thread at the last minute later on
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While it always feels nice to get a parent a gift, they're not always necessary. A mother knowing that she has a loving son will make her feel good. If anything, you could write her a note, thanking her for all she's done for you and just let her know that you care about her.


Most parents don't really care too much about gift anyhow
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>my mom
Pretty chill and was in the punk scene for a while back
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>>561781590

your mom is HAWT moarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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>>561781590
most disgusting woman I've seen in weeks.
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tie a ribbon around your penis and present it to her
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Get your mom pregnant!!
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>>561780803
This us a good post. If you can't get your mom anything, just tell her you want to spend the day with her and do whatever she wants. She's your mom this definitely works .
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>>561778604
Get a gift card to some massage place. I did the same thing before.
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>>561781590
Dude, how old are you? Your mom looks really young.
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cum on her favorite dress
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>>561781590
anon are you 9?
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Check ID's retards.
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8/10>>561781590
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>>561782794
she's 43
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>>561783238
He clearly switched to phone to post mom.
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>>561783434
Is she a single mom? Would you like to call me dad?
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>>561783238
claiming OP. I'm on Chanu instead of Chrome
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>>561782756
Claimed!

captcha: holiness Theedsu
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Is the house empty?
Go and have a quick snoop in her room for sex toys
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>>561783640
been married for 18~ years
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how about some D
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A new pair of stiletto heels and a dildo. If she doesn't like the shoes, she can go fuck herself.
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Just write a card. She seems like a chill lady. Just be short but still sweet like:
>"Oh I got no money but I love you hur dur"
>"To my favorite mom stay rocking"
But in all seriousness, we gona need more pictures. Your mom is fucking MILF material
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Post more of your girlfriend, please.
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>>561784317
Give her the D anyway.
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>>561784893
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>>561778604
Best gifts are edible or drinkable. They seem more sincere (even if they are easier) and allow for more instant gratification that everyone craves these days. Get her a good wine or scotch. Or fancy candy.
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>>561785543
Does she have a face?
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