Sup /b/, for the next hour I will be doing Vocaroo requests.

Rap this you whore

Now this is the story all about how
My life got twisted, upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air

I begged and pleaded with her the other day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kissin' and she gave me my ticket
I put my Walkman on and said I might as well kick it

First class, yo this is bad,
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of Bel Air livin' like
Hm this might be alright!

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
License plate said 'Fresh' and had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo home to Bel Air

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabbie, yo Holmes smell ya later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel Air

>>561382759
Sing pokemon theme

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

say,
"i want to be fucked in the ass as hard as you can with a sexy voice"
with a sexy voice

>>561382759
Please say "Hey Miro! Forget about that stupid bitch Rhiannon. You'll find a nice girlfriend with a nice pair of titties."

>>561383071
I can has moar plz.

>>561383191
stop

Do some cute moans and then try to speak as manly as possible. It's a legitimate research I swear.

Nice tits btw.

Fuck vocaroo post more pix ffs

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>>561383169
do it or die.

record your orgasm moans

>>561382759
"I love you chris, and nobody could ever replace you. Let's stay together forever"

"Fill my wet pussy up and ravage me like the dirty little slut that I am *moan*"

>>561383494
hi chris.

>>561382759
Just say that you love Glass Sandwich
thanks

>>561383597
hello, anon

>>561383494
hi chris

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>>561383494
You forgot pic related

>>561382759
>>561382759
Reposting the ones she did so far, from an /a/ thread.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0euJk19Hz4v
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0x3FZAmdjFV
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZY8MS89ne6

Also requesting more lewd stuff like it, youre awesome<3

>>561382759

"Please Justin, put your cock in me..."

hello bre, ja sam jugoslovenska
jag hälsar till ttj å sånt ok

>>561382759
Can you make slurping sounds pls

Can you please say
>spasibo, Abu

Please pronunce Titin the protiens full name

PLEASE OP
say
"Reece is really good at league nnng"

say

>I love you

three times, each more passionately then the last

>>561383675
hello, anon

>>561383191
this

>>561382759
ayy lmao

"I was raped in the ass when I was 9 by my uncle. Over and over again"

>>561383950
*than

I have dishonored my family for generations

OP is a faggot

>>561383721
sorry bout that anon

>>561383191
do this

>>561383732
needs enthusiasm, sounds monotone.

But, Mister! I poop from there!

"Fuck me ky (pronounced K eye) fuck me hard, fuck me daddy'

>>561384175
sounds hot as fuck imo, just wish i had some ideas. shouldve known all /b/ is capable of is ohsorandumb one liners.

Say
"Sam has a massive snake"
pls pls pls

>>561382759

Say "I enjoy a nice cock stuffed into my wet cunt", and moan a lot.

Also please show us your ass.

Ready for some sick shit?

"I think i've wet my diapers.. It feels so warm and wet inside, and it's not just my pee making it wet.. Oh please change me, and take extra good care of my pussy.. *moan*"

>>561383071
Sorry fucker, I keep losing it.

>>561383169
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uddqJL88UR I`m not the best singer and I forgot half the lyrics.

>>561383191
Can`t do, I keep laughing.

>>561383257
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ADYo5f2Z8z

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I was only 9 Years Old
I loved George Zimmerman so much
I watched his trial everyday, knowing in my heart he was not guilty
Zimmerman is Love, I'd say. Zimmerman, is life.
My Democrat dad hears me and calls me a "racist"
I know he was just jealous of my devotion to Zimmerman, so I call him a "cunt"
He slaps me and sends me to bed
I'm crying now, and my face hurts
Suddenly I hear a loud noise
A nigger had broken into my room.
GIVE ME YOUR MONEY CRACKA
I shudder in fear
Suddenly, I hear two shots
The Nigger falls to the ground dead.
Skittles have been placed on his eyes
It's George Zimmerman
I'm so happy
He puts away his legally purchased firearm, and makes his way to my bed.
I need to stand my ground
He grabs me by his powerful hands and puts me on my hands and knees.
I'm ready
I spread my asscheeks for Zimmerman
He penetrates my butthole.
His dick is as hard as an Arizona Can
I push against his force, I want to please Zimmerman
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butthole with his Biracial love
Just then, my dad comes in
Zimmerman looks him straight in the eyes
You can't flim flam, the Zim Zam
Zimmerman leaves through my window
Zimmerman is Love, Zimmerman is Life

>>561383191
do this OP

"i've just defeated voldemort... now i'm going to defeat your pussy"

>>561382759
>>561382759
>>561382759
>>561382759
Show me your socks!
Show me your socks!
put on the coolest ones
:3

>>561384586
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ADYo5f2Z8z
fuck OP have you got 50 fucking fans in the background?

>>561383732
>from an /a/ thread.
> /a/ thread.
> /a/

Demo, I want to feel your throbbing cock deep inside me

>>561384586
>>561383169

Thank you, i really love your voice...

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Would you do the following, please.

Sound like you are getting fucked from behind, slapping your thigh to the rhythm of a good fuck, getting faster and faster.
Let out short moans as each "thrust" is happening.

"Yes, yes, fuck me harder, faster, fuck, oh yes, fuck it feels so good" (While slapping thigh rhythmically)
Then say
"You wanna cum?, Yea, tell me where"
Stop the slapping
"Yes cum on my face"
Moan
"Give me your hot cum all over my lips"
Moan
"Yes cum, cum for me"
"Oh yes, oh it's so warm, fuck yes, give it all to me"
Moan
"Oh fuck it's so much come, oh it tastes so good"

Thanks in advance, it would be pretty f'n cool of you

>>561384192

NOT RIGHT NOW YOU DON'T

>>561384586
you forgot to say 'with a sexy voice'

>>561384586
post ass pic

>>561384192
this

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"I want to rape Anita Sarkeesian's tight little feminist pussy with a giant strap-on until she squirts girl cum all over my Xbox!"

Say, I love you Adam. So I can pretend to have a girlfriend.

>>561385068
For you >>561383721

>>561382759
>Fischers Fritze fischt frische Fische. Frische Fische fischt Fischers Fritze.
It's German. Do it.

>>561383263
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1G5eGCW2kG7

>>561383292
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Oem6WKsy2H kek

>>561383494
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rcNmETZUFF

>>561383586
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0F1l8epEFzN

>>561383632
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bsS0FOVLX4

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>>561384586
Even if you laugh do the Fresh Prince, bet anons wont mind hearing you giggle.
Pic related

>>561385228
Thanks a ton!

>>561382759
"let us play runescape together aaalll night.. ill turn your DDS in to a D long"

>>561382759
I just want you to moan a few times and say my name (Jay) tell me you love me tell me how wet your pussy is and how hard my dick is tell me you're going to cum.. whimper to cum with you and give a good ending

thanks doll ;)

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>>561385068
At least you are honest, anon.

take a picture of you with piece of paper written "I love you Gustav"

>>561383778
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0958sUxJu9F

>>561383918
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kYLxYBgeCn

>>561383950
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17zEY8tAV3t Yes?

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>>561385459
OH MY FUCK!!! THIS!!!

>>561382759
just masturbate and moan for the full time you can record.

>>561382759
Can you say "I love you Paul"
I am deaf in my right ear and am soon going to be going deaf in my left ear if my tinnitus is any sign of the future. It is all I have ever wanted to hear from a femanon, but I just don't think it will ever happen

>>561385228
Can you say:

"His is the song of ice and fire, it is known".

Sing

And so he spoke, and so he spoke
That lord of castamere
But now the rains weep o’er his hall
With no one there to hear

>>561385584

Much obliged little lady.

>>561382759
Please deliver this short speech in a concerned manner:

You know there are some words I’ve known since I was a schoolboy. “With the first link the chain is forged, the first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied chains us all irrevocably.” Those words were uttered by judge Aaron (pronounced air-ron) Satie, as wisdom and warning. The first time any man’s freedom is trodden on, we’re all damaged.

"Pedantic petulant pedophiles populate pages, provided prostitutes place pornographic posts plainly."

>>561385584
based op thank you

>>561385228
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rcNmETZUFF
oh god i wish i could take back asking for that. if you were my girlfriend irl i would leave you in a heartbeat. Holy shit your voice and inflection makes me cringe. Fucking a. what am i supposed to do with this fucking autistic recording. Im gonna fucking donate it so that researchers in russia can have motivation to start tests on the easiest most painfull way to destroy someones vocal cords

>>561384086
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vikW3Ecenc

>>561384192
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08D56S91mob

>>561384460
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kamaOjJd6q

>>561382759
"hitler rox my sox and that shit gets me off"

>>561385669
So sad m8 i r8 8/8 it is f8

>>561382759
also contributes to /b/ingo
>>561381326
you are cool as fuck femanon!

"Oh hey Scotty. I think I have to poop. Wanna join me?"

please deliver.

>>561385989
well it I can assure you it is not b8 even though it is 8/8.

>>561385941
Won't lie. I came!

>>561385907
Saw a bumper sticker with this kind of shit on it today

I didn't know this femanon.

This is the first time i listen to her, and i already have a crush on her.

Say this:

I'm a disgusting, filthy whore who sucks horse cocks for money. I love the feeling of a horse's long, leathery shaft gushing gallons of cum all over my face and in my pussy. I like having my poor little cunt destroyed as giant horse dicks pump in and out, flooding me with their seed.

My clit throbs when I think about sucking on horse cocks. I'm such a filthy little horse-fucking slut.

>>561385907
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VX1UXQrt8Y

Do any of these with an angry voice:

"Boy's being a boy, if that's hurting your liberal feelsies then go tell your transpansexual partner with benefits about it."

"From your posts you look like a really unstable person and I can understand why you need a god to believe in"

"Feminism is a tool for assholes to use to control much like religion is a tool to use to get stupid people to do your bidding."

"Oh, you ran out of arguments. Then we're done."

I'm sure most of us could use these in the future.

Please say:

Lick my feet little slut, taste my asshole and bury your nose in my cunt little dutch fetishboy. My strapon will leave your ass gaping for more, slut.

>561385669
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bIclWrdfP0

say " hitler did nothing wrong"

>>561386312
i can relate anon
>>561386334
moar like this, good one

Say, 'Alexander fuck me with your big juicy cock **moan** faster!"

>>561384884
OP pls

>>561385669
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bIclWrdfP0

Niggers are subhuman spawns of Satan

"If I beat you meat will you flick my bean? *giggle*"

Say something inspirational

Captcha: for powere

>>561384481
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1L82QKal2mC No more pics, sorry. It's too annoying to try and take them right now.

>>561384485
http://vocaroo.com/i/s066vOuv0dHe

>>561384589
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ErnyTW4h7L liek if you lol everytiem.

>>561384689
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19CueuMWAAK

Say "Stu and Eugene, you are the beest~~~"

>>561386756
My fucking god lost my shit.

Say "Zulu, the poopoo lord was unleashed" please

>>561386668
Alex, please.

Wake up, Mister Freeman. Wake up and... smell the ashes

I'm a dirty ass hoe who sucks lots of nigger dicks

>>561386925
Your* fuckkkk

>>561385510
you are a dream OP, do this: picture of you with piece of paper written "I love you Gustav"

'liam your dick feels so great and i love when you pump your warm cum into me"

Read this...

>>561385940

...in the voice of a whiny 12-year-old who hates the world because mean kids push him into his locker (and his mother never hugged him enough).

Say
Its all ogre now

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>>561386295
Did you really?..

>>561384884
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16TUFHE3uSa

>>561385039
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ll8hqiJmxc

>>561385068
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RUHs7rBqbw Hope this helps, anon.

>>561387174
Hey Liam I'm Liam what a small world we should hook up man

>>561386981
fucking kek i didn't think you'd actually do that one

>>561387459
cool, we can both benefit from my post
where you live?

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>>561382759
would you mind doing these again? like all the good parts in one. for science.

>561387039
k
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FU87DOvP5l

"Ayy lmaooooo"

Please say "Viviane, 4chan is watching you, right now."

"J'aime les licornes et leurs jolies cornes, elles ont un pelage semblable aux nuages, elle sont si gentilles avec leurs amis même si elles pratiquent la sodomie !"
Thanks OP :)

>>561385459
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ROEKqLpRK1

>>561385467
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fHLAbX5UGY I don't think I fake it very well, but here you go anyway.

>>561387039
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FU87DOvP5l

>>561386430
Quite beautiful. You're a true thespian anon.

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>>561387547
Northern England of course

Please, please say very sexually in a high voice: "Daddy, I'm your filthy little girl! Cut me open and spread my bones apart, eat my flesh and drink my blood!"

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>>561387628
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FU87DOvP5l
HAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH MY FUCKING SIDES

Thank you so much Anon, you have my respect

Moan as if you're having an orgasm, please

X gon give it to ya
Fuck wait for you to get it on your own
X gon deliver to ya
Knock knock, open up the door, it's real
Wit the non-stop, pop pop and stainless steel

Please say:

Lick my feet little slut, taste my asshole and bury your nose in my cunt little dutch fetishboy. My strapon will leave your ass gaping for more, slut.

Mmmmmm, I can't wait to swallow you whole and feel you squirming around inside me, Adam.

"gurimo tried getting at me on snapchat while i was sucking josh off haha ew, gurimo looks like an alien!"

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please say in dramatic voice:
"W.T. Snacks will return on the fall of 2017"

>>561387763
Can you PLEASE sing the Just Breathe chorus?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuq7RYQ8Wa0

I'm really falling in love with your voice

>>561388074
Adam, chill out man.

>>561387204
lol pls im 27 205 benchin 400 lbs, only "locker" business going on here is when i talk to you girlfriend and lock her up
bitch

>>561383494
Who's this bigger stealing my name

"His is the song of ice and fire"

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'Hi, it's Jenna marbles' tits here''

>>561387968
*tips fedora intensely*

>>561388184
Adam doesn't give ADAMN

>>561382759
Moan "Oh, Backseat Chuck" in your sexiest voice.

Sing Let it go.

>>561386981

Nice.
Very very nice.

>>561387737
Ayy lmao

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aOYRj9jCGtE

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Say "ayy lmao"

Just do it. I-it's for science.

>>561385669
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BQ4gluGH0V I'm so sorry to hear that, Paul. I hope hearing this makes you feel better.

>>561385708
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mMGkIxBiF0

>>561385872
I don't know this song, so I winged it. http://vocaroo.com/i/s1r2iwDuZ2fR

>>561385907
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WjGnZVUrvp

aqua teen hunger force number 1 in the hood g

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>>561388178
>I'm really falling in love with your voice
I'm sorry for you.

>>561387174
please do this one! having a hard time today

Heil fucking hitler you down syndrome nigger cunts.

I'd be much obliged

>>561388479
>>561385872

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECewrAld3zw

>>561385584
op delivars

thanks

>>561382759
Say "Lick my sweaty armpit"

please say "I will show you my tits if you come get food with nigel". I am hungry and my friends are being lazy. Help a brotha out

Say this whole copypasta.

Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

>>561388468
11 fucking hours?

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"Charlies, gibe de pusi b0ss"
Please lady! <3

>>561388547
I like girl's voices

Please say the following:

Dear le double,

Beloved gooby, we super lvoe sorry natty your dicks scoober remembered.

However... zyzz mirin?
because jeff he werkstatt natural
we pls the roids and NIGGER homo frogive maximum manlets sterons testicular squats, fedora skateboard?
king doxx pls why? natty being doxin creatine with gay.

/fit/ clen tomato homo

cum jigglybits is yolo but swag yolo penetrate my cookies
slot fug yolo daniel,aesthetics shitskull apology.

roger fornter creatine.

Sincerly Dongle

>>561383071
roll for this lel

>>561388937
Jesus man you don't get out much do you?

>>561385915
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zJNRZP3Ktj

>>561385964
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VMbYVj10KM

>>561386043
Thanks, dude.

>>561386105
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zDGXO2vN7f

>>561386334
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0taFvfftsKn

>>561387763
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fHLAbX5UGY
damn that was pretty fucking hot actually too bad i havn't came in a week and im saving it for my fuck buddy tomorrow

>>561388962
fkn sick kunt brah FUAARRKKKKKK

"Chowy, mmm i love your nice brown cock....(mouthful) ohhhh i love it, yes baby yessss..... give it to me my little lion"

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Say
Goddamit H.M.3 Guerrero if you don't take that tiny cock of yours out of my ass I swear to god I'll cut my own head off and light my pussy on fire!
In a demanding voice

just say fuck me sebo

ty

Max I love you, you're so charming and your cock is ... delicious ;)

Nice voice and tits.

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - 3x,
Heroes in a half shell, turtle power!"

Please say:

*gasping moan* Your dog's dick is deep inside me! He's fucking me so fast! I can feel his hot cum filling up my sopping wet pussy! *another gasping moan*

Much obliged, ma'am.

>>561387737
This one OP

OP will you do my request...???
>>561384958

>>561389248
That ID

Sing "I Wanna Be Loved By You" Marilyn Monroe style but replace Loved with Fucked

quite simply:
sanjay, lets bang

do this please :3
i wanna hear those word from a girls mouth so bad

just lay down alp
open your mouth and wait for my tasty shit to drop in your mouth
you know that you have to eat em all
mmm just like that
you like to eat my shit more than anything don't you?
mm keep eating my yummy brown logs
say thanks for the lunch
say it!
here you go...

can you do one for a guy who was just diagnosed with inoperable neuro sarcoma?

make it say "at least its not aids"

>>561382759

Please say:

"I'm worn my white socks all day, and by now they're really smelly and dirty in my boots. Would you like to smell them?"

I have a sock-fetish.

Please and thank you in forehand,
Best regards, Anon

>>561382759
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>561388854
ITs liek the salt and ice. See how long you can hold it.

Say "Matt is a nigger faggot. Also, Garrosh dies."

You read the Bible, Brett? There's a passage that I got memorized, seems appropiate for this situation: Ezekiel 25,17. "The path of the righteous man is beset of all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil me. Blessed is he who, in the name of the charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Like a nigger as Samual L Jackson is, it would make my day haha.

"I want your hard cock in my mouth, Russell"

hello..
> hey agit, long time I think of you. and I want to introduce you to the deepest place. For a long time I've never felt so intense. I desire you now ..

>>561389556
> omg wat ? and why

Moan a couple times and say my name like you're getting the fuck of your life

Say, "Okay sorry, I just ate five pounds of pork while watching you earlier, and I feel terrible about it. Fuck Kayla."

Fuck me moot. Fuck me good moot. Use that big cock moot.

>>561382759

Spit your favorite Xzibit verse, acapella or over the instrumental

>>561387737

This OP

>>561386452
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0n83EQGzQjX

>>561386517
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08SuMdur4d6

>>561386647
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uk2XCCJjUm

>>561386668
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pKP63DhxcF

>>561386925
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sZuLVQenyH

SO FUCKING THIRSTY IN HERE

>>561387818
I've never laughed this hard at anything before

>>561389665
Oh fuck nigga I forgot name: Adrian

>>561389057
You almost fucked it up at the end, but bravo.

/b/ doesn't deserve you.

Well done, miss.

>>561389057
the last one was sexy as fuck OP

Could you just let out a giant raptor scream ?
Yeah that'd be great.

>>561386517
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s08SuMdur4d6
Issues heb jij jongeman

"Taco is so fucking slick that slick rick would slit his wrist and insist that taco is the slickest bitch since the genesis. yes this is agaisn't you tom"

say dis plox in very sexy voice
"Christian I want you 2 piss on my face"

>>561388848
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LGXAGmfv9e

>>561389756
>>561386452
Fucking lel'd

>>561382759

>>561389490
Second this. Don't laugh.

Also:

All joy or sorrow for the happiness or calamities of others is produced by an act of the imagination, that realizes the event however fictitious, or approximates it however remote, by placing us, for a time, in the condition of him whose fortunes we contemplate; so that we feel, while the deception lasts, whatever emotions would be excited by the same good or evil happening to ourselves.

Our passions are therefore more strongly moved, in proportion as we can more readily adopt the pains or pleasure proposed to our minds, by recognising them as once our own, or considering them as naturally incident to our state of life. It is not easy for the most artful writer to give us an interest in happiness or misery, which we think ourselves never likely to feel, and with which we have never yet been made acquainted. Histories of the downfall of kingdoms and revolutions of empires are read with great tranquillity; the imperial tragedy pleases common auditors only by its pomp of ornaments and grandeur of ideas; and the man whose faculties have been engrossed by business, and whose heart never fluttered but at the rise or fall of stocks, wonders how the attention can be seized or the affection agitated by a tale of love.

>>561386946
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bxx5X3TfCZ First quote that came to mind.

>>561387026
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PH373WZHAp

>>561387046
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ykz0MCLBOp

>>561387174
throw in some moans around this one please!

Can you say
"Allaha Akbur"

say Dan Vs will never be forgotten

>>561390150
winrar

say "ayy lmao"

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The thirst is real

"Yorick stop fucking trying to fix that shemale terrorist!"

>>561389756
Forever greatful!

>>561389756
You didn't do mine OP.
But you do all the desperate personal fap stories.
>OP confirmed for attention whore. Not in it for the fun.
This could have been fun if you didn't suck so hard.

"J'aime les licornes et leurs jolies cornes, elles ont un pelage semblable aux nuages, elle sont si gentilles avec leurs amis même si elles pratiquent la sodomie !"
French sentence, not hard...

>>561382759
OP, say
"I just want you to give me the ol' lickaroo"

>>561390131
Please? Just breathe chorus?

>>561390131
Say "Lick my sweaty armpits"
Much appreciated.

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ITT: Lonely betas who need a hobby or at least need to become Gamma Positives.

Pic related, you're all faggots.

>>561389057
*moans in a high voice* "Oh Sam. Your dick is throbbing inside my deep tight pussy. I'm getting so wet right now. Fuck me faster, harder *moans* fuck me. Fuck me harder! Spill your fucking whit gold all over my dirty whore slut chest. Watch me as I carefully lick the cum off of your cock. Now, rub my fucking pussy slave."

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OP DELIVERED

>>561389248

Do this dammit

For a girl at work

"Emma, I wanna lick your toes after i shove them in my ass at work in the museum workroom! Oh shit! heres Marg!"

Please resopond with link lol

>>561390348
Not getting the attention you want baby boy?

say "fuck you xion, you're a little bitch".

"Tiyuri is a pedantic, lying conman, who used Starbound to steal your money and fund his publishing empire. You are his makers. You are his victims."

>>561389168

>>561390421
I'm not the one asking her to moan, am i?

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Why are you doing this? What are you getting from it? Is it the satisfaction of knowing that nearly every one of these guys are jerking it to your voice?

>>561390381
>>561390659
kek

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"You're a big guy"

"FOR YOU"

>>561390521
Not anymore thanks to you, honeybuns.

Say this the most serious way possible:
>That is not dead which can eternal lie,
>And with strange aeons even death may die.

>>561382759
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RPbMvoZR43


Clearly fake

>>561383778
lol justin is a virgin

>>561390427
here ya go
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LofklNxFro

Can't flimflam the zimzam. OP go in cam up here and show us tits please. That'd be the perfect end to this thread

http://nerdgasm.us/
http://nerdgasm.us/
http://nerdgasm.us/

>>561390721
see
>>561390659

I really found her voice super cool

>>561388479

Thank you Thank you Thank you. I am crying. Thank you

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>>561390809

>>561390905
>>561390905
>>561390905
>>561390905
OP do this one pl0x. can't flimflam the zimzam

>>561391068
already done,you nimbrod.

OP where are you . . . mine was next :(

>>561388479
OP cam up for us pl0x http://nerdgasm.us/

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could you please say
"You're listen to the sounds of Giraffe Haus" and moan alot, please

>>561389168
Op if you do this it will restore my faith in humanity

How about some Shakespear?
Read this:
Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate.
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer’s lease hath all too short a date.
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimmed;
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance, or nature’s changing course, untrimmed;
But thy eternal summer shall not fade,
Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow’st,
Nor shall death brag thou wand’rest in his shade,
When in eternal lines to Time thou grow’st.
So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.

>>561390131


Say "I love your big uncut cock filling my pussy"

"Taco is so fucking slick that slick rick would slit his wrist and insist that taco is the slickest bitch since the genesis. yes this is agaisn't you tom with love tit-showing femanon"

"Cum inside my pussy. I want to get pregnant by you."

Insert moaning whenever it feels natural.

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>>561390885
hahaha fucking lel for that one

Can you say

"You like that don't you? You love the taste and crave for more... swallow you dirty little slut. This is nothing compared to what I'm going to make you do later."

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>>561382759
Just say; I love you Alexander.

>tfw no gf
>tfw never had one

>>561391158
eat a dick faggot

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>>561391335

>>561382759
pathetic fucking whore die

>>561387204
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1c8mrZ9YKu3 That hurt my throat, but was fun.

>>561387174
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FDpKaQFN00

>>561387358
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IhIxDa6x7S

>>561387558
I'll do the last couple of ones I didn't do. http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HlovlkuoD5
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KXUIL8pEP2

>>561387721
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KujLJyQfbm

>>561387737
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1E2AizXDgmf You can have my horrible attempt.

>>561387915
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1U5ZzcuBlrT

>>561387763
You moan excellently my good whore.

OP GET IN THERE AND SHOW TITS NAO

http://nerdgasm.us/
http://nerdgasm.us/
http://nerdgasm.us/
http://nerdgasm.us/
http://nerdgasm.us/

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>>561391053

>>561391575
Say

Dan vs will never be forgotten

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>>561391463

>>561382759
http://nerdgasm.us/
in there nao OP

shit i can fucking fake this shit better than op. you suck at life

>>561391575

GODDAMN IT YOU STUPID RETARDED CUNT.

YOU DID ALL THE STUPID GAY ONES THAT CAME FROM 12 YEAR OLDS.

DO MY SEXUAL ONE HERE.

>>561391417

" I love u, BioShock "

>>561391860
Deliver us your orgasms!

Please say:

*gasping moan* Your dog's dick is deep inside me! He's fucking me so fast! I can feel his hot cum filling up my sopping wet pussy! *another gasping moan*

Much obliged, ma'am.

>>561391909
She's doing them in order. She hasn't reached yours yet.

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>>561391716
yeah no shit fag

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>>561392021

>>561391575
Charlie Hewes is a faggot, yours sincerely, Jamie.

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>>561382759

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>>561391575

C'mon do mine; it's about sending a message
>>561390296

>>561391575
"Would you let me lick a stick of butter out of your snatch?"

>>561391909
FINE
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GLhNRi6aFP

>>561391575
Well played, thanks op !

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Miss OP, pretty please?

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say "The Lannisters send their regards"

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>>561391575

'' you've been a very naughty boy, and now mommy is going to have to spank you''

say it. do it. say it.

>>561384589
Decided to do this one myself, since I'm a fan of the original Shrek version.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OjrPZKpm6x

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>>561392127
That pathetic for attention you resort to taking sex from 12 year olds.... What a creep!!!!

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>>561392258

>>561392216
I fucking lot to many times