New feminist hate thread.
Where are our "20" feminists from the last thread?
think the troll from last thread will return?
i hope so, he was amusing if a bit sloppy
respect the commitment to the shtick
I was enjoying it. Troll or not.
though id expect feminazis to hate /pol/ more than /b/
guess /pol/ fucked em over too hard the last time they tried
I think the people on /pol/ use too many big words for them.
They must expect to be more equally matched on /b/.
I have a pretty fat folder to dump here.
If we're all out of steam for anti-feminism I hope there are at least some lurkers saving what they like.
well that assumption isnt entirely inaccurate
/b/ doesnt exactly have standards
/b/ just combats it in a different style than /pol/.
/pol/ likes to use their people-words to make a case.
/b/ likes to spam gore and loli's and rape gifs.
Both are probably equally effective.
I love anything where a woman makes a cool-headed concise argument against the modern feminist movement.
Nothing else kicks feminists in the teeth as hard as fellow women who loathe them more than men.
I'm getting kinda hot just thinking about it...
This one gets me bad.
Doesn't matter what he is, or what he does for a living, you don't assault elderly people.
I'd love to see these cunts get their noses broken.
She acts so fucking stunned.
Like its a set in stone granted fact that its okay for her to hit men, but so unheard of for a man to hit a woman that she's completely shocked and speechless when it happens.
>all dem whiteknights rushing to subdue the evil woman-beater
This is the one thing that pisses me off the most about society.
I don't care what xhe identifies with, nobody should be able to bitchslap you and get away with it.
'You don't hit women', fuck you. I hit whatever is threatening my body.
How about NOBODY hits ANYBODY? Women think it's okay for them to hit. Are they the only ones who missed the lecture in kindergarten about solving your problems with words, not firsts? Or did they assume that lecture just wasn't relevant to them?
That's my argument when people go bitch about me not being a feminist. I let them exhaust themselves to death complaining, then tell them I'm a humanitarian and believe in rights for all people and not a gender-specific group. There faces are the best thing.
I'm seriously considering joining the MRA.
Sign me the fuck up.
I love womens rights. I love mens rights. I basically, love rights. Universal, equal rights.
I hate sexism. And no one is more sexist than feminists.
I'm okay with racism and a certain extent of homophobia though. Go figure.
>maybe you're not a special snowflake
Does anyone have a pic that basically sums up a theory that all feminists secretly want to be thrown down and ravaged by alpha males on the street?
What a decent fellow.
I notice he also got punched in the face by one of the white knights.
He got assaulted twice.
Once for making a remark she didn't like - exercising his free speech.
And again for retaliating against the first assault.
/b/ idk if i can into a relationship where a woman spent all my money. I'd probably go to prison for fucking her ass up for that shit. fuck THAT.
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP TRIGGERING ME.
I went after the source and both parties are wrong.
The guy signed up to be treated like a bitch, I can understand her hitting him now, but not the other way around. He was being paid to be abused, whether physical violence was in the contract is irrelevant considering it was just a slap.
He should've sued the entire crew, though. Specially the guy who went apeshit on him, I'd go for his fucking underwear.
The show was about the girl supposed to be a bully and ridicule the men; however, everyone signs up and is promised not to be hit. She broke the rules and hit them trying to spark a reaction
she called herself kittens.
she used to post nudes on /soc/
you're kidding right?
Listened to her before. Didn't even know what a patriarchy was before I watched a few of her videos lol. The girl up the top is pretty neat. Don't know who the girl down the bottom is, but she doesn't seem to be asking for respect
One time in university Philosophy class, my female professor asked the class about sexual ethics in society. She asked "why is a woman labeled a slut for having lots of sex but a man is praised for it?"
Nobody answered, one guy muttered something but it was super quiet. I was feeling adventurous that day so I raised my hand.
"A good key opens many locks, but a bad lock is opened by many keys. The key's job is to open locks, the locks job is to stay closed."
Teacher was like "Uhhh what is that supposed to mean blah blah blah????" and some girls were like "wtfff??"
I was like "you know, keys and locks." Some dude behind me started snickering and another guy across the room was clearly enjoying this. The professor had a hard time recovering from that lol.
God(Or god-shaped void) bless 4chan and the sheer defence power against feminism it possesses.
On the topic of postmodernist women thinking themselves to be pure and divine: Anyone want to help me put a dent in the Earth Angels belief? It's hilariously easy to pull apart, and plenty of highly exposed minor targets unlike other beliefs.
it's kinda like the men who hate women, they can't get women so they have a deep hatred for women and every fucking thing they do, they'll tear on sluts for dayyys
This is the female version, they want men so bad and so lustfully that they are entirely consumed by their hate for men not wanting them back.
Feminists are just the Elliot rodgers of today, they hate men they hate women who get men, they only like themselves and wallow in their own envy lust and greed.
>they want men so bad
If you're decent looking you should try hitting on them for shits and giggles. Pick one out of the crowd and charm her berkinstocks off, then watch the infighting tear them apart.
physical violence in the contract is extremely relevant. Verbal abuse is one thing but physical abuse is entirely different. If he went apeshit on her for it, okay he's in the wrong, obviously. However, he simply replied to her words with his words and her slap with his slap. Him being male and/or stronger is irrelevant when comparing slaps though since she started it.
Plus it was clearly reactionary. If he had startedshouting at her, then slapped her i would say he was in the wrong and that could be seen as assault. But he was hit, and immediatly hit back, and once his brain kicked in, started shouting and demanding answers.
Now if physical violence was in the contract he should have been prepared for that, but if it wasn't his reaction is entirely to be expected.
exactly, I was raised not to hit women but if someone slaps me I don't care who they are. I won't have time to care who they are because I'd naturally hit back as reflex.
>homo rights activism
>ever anything but liberals
All liberals might not be feminists, but many are, and all modern feminists are liberal
Yeah, I always thought it was required in American English for a long time until my highschool teachers stopped using it. I actually went out of my way to research the Oxford comma senior year. I always use it and have had to argue some points back from stupid english teachers in school on multiple occasions.
My philosophy on sexual ethics is essentially this, but just expanded on. Everyone has a key and everyone has a lock, try to have both of them be good, and youll get value outta your partners
So much passive-aggressive shit here: http://www.vice.com/read/the-anatomy-of-a-mens-rights-activist
I remeber being taught about it in school, specifically that it was required, and that the only reason you would NOT see was because it was considered optional in american english, so american things sometime wouldn't have it.
Are you saying it's not optional at all or...?
keep em coming pls, im liking this.
I like it because it removes ambiguity in some cases. As far as I know, it's technically "required" as in no one will ever say anything unless the omission has created ambiguity or because it's a pet peeve of theirs.
droppin some knowledge on you cunts
>Be sat reading this thread with GF
>She sees this: >>561091529
>"I don't agree with that one."
Do I break up with this undercover feminist now?
The reason women are so retarded is because they have no consequences most of the time. If a person is never held accountable for their actions it leads to childish illogical behavior, as we see from women.
Feminists don't undderstand this logic, they take it too literally, like it's a key and lock because a dick goes into a vagina.
But it's simply because women are the ones who decide whether or not sex will occur.
Men try to have as much sex as possible, therefore, being able to convince as many girls as possible that you are worth having sex with is a reflection of your "worth". The more women you fuck, the higher your quality, you are compared to other men, and judged based on that.
Women however, are compared to other women. They decide whether or not you are allowed to fuck them, so if many men are "good enough" to fuck her, then apparently she isn't worth that much.
The metaphore with the lock and key is perfect, but feminists just don't get that. And they don't get the evolutionairy basis that makes it logical.
great. thank you
What is it that does this to an image?
> I must have it!
Yes yes... but what s8te/program does it?
>Lyndon B Johnson
>Grand Theft Auto 5
My fucking sides are an infinite number of slide windows from Earth Prime and have fallen to the Kromaggs
Meh. The first one is funny kinda, but really just seems like he's mocking women for no good reason. I mean obviously being a parent is actually hard. He makes it sound as if there are NO stresses in raising a child. That bit could have been about half as long.
>think all this shit is complete bullshit
>fast forward two weeks later
>walking home from date with girl
>really crowded street
>it's cold so I pull her close to me
>she starts shrieking about rape and starts spraying me with mace
>I've never been that scared in my life
>don't know what to do so I knock her ass down
>try to calm her down
>she calls the police
>several people staring
>cops show up and are about to arrest me
>mfw the whole street vouches for me
>mfw she gets charges for false arrest statement
>mfw after that I decided to be a permavirgin
Well, it really doesn't make sense because men don't have to give birth. But I will agree that some women take advantage of the length of time they get off.
If this is true, bravo.
can someone invent one of those cryogenic pods? I need to freeze myself so I don't have to live this bullshit, where women have to be protected yet deserve equal rights at the same time
>People can't be this fucking stupid.
I have some bad news for you.
I've had sex more drunk than I have sober. I've had girls fuck me when I was drunk and passed out. What do I care. Go for it.
>CONTRADICTION: Jews created Neo-Feminists- Ergo they wouldn't make Jew jokes.
Fake as fuck.
Out of curiosity I searched MRA on urban dictionary. Then I searched what Feminism is.
> my sides are at the milky way
There are 28 and this one.
Very similar thing happened to me.
>be me on date in a mall during holiday season
>walking through mall to food court area
>the place is packed and crowded with people
>I'm talking so full of people its shoulder to shoulder
>trying to push our way through
>she seems very distraught almost cowering behind me
>almost lose her in the crowd
>In an attempt not to lose her I take her hand
>the second her hand is in mine she shrieks and some people start staring and backing away for a second
>next thing I know she yells "DON'T TOUCH ME YOU RAPIST!!!"
>next thing I know a million volts of electricity is surging through my veins
>I'm on the ground shaking and looking at her
>this cunt had a fucking stun gun
>the prongs from it are stuck in my chest and I feel like a can barely breath but manage to mutter the word help a few times
>some people start yelling for help or some mall cop that was nearby
>as this is happening I notice this bitch loading another thing into her fucking taser or whatever it was
>by now i'm regaining motor control but barely and feel like absolute shit
>some big black guy is looking dead at me and her and whats happening and is trying to yell for the mall cop
>when he looks back to me I lift my arm and mutter the word please while pointing at her poorly trying to reload
>he gets what I mean and decks her right across the jaw with his fist and grabs the taser or stun gun or whatever it was from her
>crazy bitch just screams and starts trying to maul him for it back at which point he uses it on her
>she goes down and is flat K.O.
>mall cop finally gets over as the guy and a few others are helping me up
>everyone vouches for me on what happened and one guy got most of it on his cell phone
>she was then arrested and charges pressed against her
Was honestly the most, shocking, thing that ever happened to me.
probably mfw I got juiced with all dem volts
I should mention she had full intentions of shooting me again with the fucking thing. By the time the guy punched her in the face she was literally pointing it at my head with her finger tightly on the trigger of it.
Holy shit! I thought my sister was kidding when she told me that feminism is slowly being taken over by the conspiracy nuts. And that was 10 years ago.
Now, I don't mind holding the door open for a woman, I do expect the same courtesy, though. Because that's what equality is. Treating people fully equal and not one side more equal, otherwise, you can take all your equality talk and eat it, digest it and eat it again.
it's not really their fault is it? they just want to be supported, and cared for, so their children can have productive lives. strange that now most alphas in our society are the worst parents
I mean.... I can't disagree.... Bitch had already made me buy her a 15 dollar top at that mall that she just "had to have" right then and there even though she "forgot her wallet".
Thanks, I thought it was pretty punny.
Goddamn that made me mad. Also kudos to the bro-black dude for helping you out
This one in't entirely true. There is no actual federal law or legislation about the actual nature or existance or requirment for common-law. However it is generally defined as three years, as defined by common law. Problem with common law is that it is precedence based, so everytime one stupi verdict get's passed it becomes part of it.
Source: I have had to deal with this.
The guy was a total bro. He stuck around to vouch for me to the cops and everything and afterwards I bought him meal and ate with him to thank him.
Praise the sun
Does is count if during the time we were standing around with the cops and everything some employee from the DQ gave us free frozen hot chocolate drinks?
This one's not accurate. Specifically the alimony part, there's no method (period, at all) of awarding alimony. So even if she was legally 'entitled' to it there's literally no form or whatever she could fill out to get the money.
What this provision was created for was to make it easier for gay couples and shit to basically be married without having to legalize gay marriage.
i myself got a rare form of testicular cancer while browsing /g/ one day because my iPad couldn't handle Linuxfags bashing Apple. I cured it by installing gentoo.
Wait a sec. So you're saying;
THIS IS WHERE WE ARE NOW?! Sweet jesus, heaven has arrived. Nirvana is come at last.
Alright it's clear what needs to happen. We all have to become gentlemen. I already have the right ideas of treating ladies right. Now I just need some testosterone, anyone have tips on increasing it?
Really? No one else thinks that gentlemen are the only way to combat feminism?
I want to use tumblr to start a "lesbian in a man's body with a surgerophobic outlook" movement so I can claim to be a woman who likes women but has a dick, then claim people should stop oppressing me.
They will then tell me to get gender reassignment surgery- I'll tell them it's against my new age/atheopaganist religion AND my antisurgical/antiGMO/antivax views to get elective surgery.
I'm also a black lesbian in a white male body so they're all racists.
You should probably work in being a bear trapped in a humans body there too, for the otherkin points..
>not being pan-demi-sexual
Czech you privilege please
Ya know I like you.
All racists and hillbillies might not be republicans, but many are, and all modern hillbillies and racists are republican.
Does an idiotic minority in your midst define your whole group?
(I'm just flat out anti-government by the way, no party affiliation. I just fucking hate politicians.)
Well shit son, you learn something new every day.
Quebec isnt an absolutely retarded shithole nazi government with insane non logic based laws, they dont recognize the nazi property theft and right removal system that is common law marriage in Canada.
Nice job frenchies, one issue down, 10,000 more to go.
Oh and yea, they wonder why we like our whores so much and are fighting for it to be entirely legal.
Who wants to be in a relationship when just going out in public together makes you married and open to losing half your stuff.
>reading feminist hate thread with gf
I'm sorry your hand inevitably turned out to be a feminist anon. Maybe you shouldn't have brought it into this thread.
Go on to her about her pregnancy privilege and how men should have an equal right to pregnancy, I mean, were all the same and equal right?
Women need to stop oppressing men with mens own bodies, women need to fix this, women need to create male pregnancy or else my rights are being violated, women need to stand in front of the human rights tribunal because my right to equality is being violated.
I just. I just don't like what this does to women. It makes them sleazy, greedy, and weird. Their argument is that it makes them equal to men because they're like that. But it doesn't. I believed that women would choose to act civil, kind and lady-like. But it seems they're just as bad as us. So it pains me when they expect to be respected by us, but also protected from us.
Why repost my shit in the same thread?
Funny, this is literally almost exactly what I've been doing for a while now.
I've had to take it a little further, but nothing irreversible (hormones). Works like a charm though, especially since I'm 'mixed race' and grew up homeless. I'm completely immune. Any kind of privilege they could claim I had, I don't, and they do. So I always start by getting them to agree that the one with the least privilege is right by default, and then I establish my background, and then whenever they try to back down or otherwise refuse to acknowledge a totally logical argument, I point back to what they said earlier.
i would kill that whore the second i got out of prison but id probably rape her first just to show her what jail fucking felt like, what a flying piece of fucking dogshit
fucking men probably pretended to give a shit about her garbage story to try to fuck her and didnt even hit that shit anyways fuck i hate beta men
basically i want to make a complaint also
>women harasses me verbally for 30 minutes
>i brush her off
>she gets in my face and says "ill punch your fucking face"
>i respond "if you hit me, ill show you how much harder i can hit then you"
>men in the room immediately all turn on me and one even threatens to kill me
>she is sundered by my words so badly that she cries and runs to everyone and says i harassed her
lol top kek faggot fucking kill myself fuck i hate women atheist fedora drown a fucking cunt "wow"
I've noticed that when women are pissed off, most of them aim to emotionally break someone. When men are pissed off they are more likely to just break stuff, like burning houses or breaking legs. But it's only illegal if it's physical. Therapy costs money too.
This also. In canada there is no alimony. Theres division of wealth, and child support. If a married couple gets divorced, thier assets are equally divided. So if the woman had more money before getting married for example, the man will end up the better.
However our courts have a lot of lee-way and like to award things there is no legal precedent for. Like alimony, or "standard of living" payments as they are often called here.
>"standard of living" payments
Which is total bullshit no matter how I look at it.
How the fuck is someone literally entitled to a 'certain standard of living'. That makes no sense *at all*.
i dont have the words to properly respond to this post but i will try
imagine getting shot with a stun gun when you dont know its coming, like fully functional one second then all of a sudden the machine is down, that sounds so goddamn scary fuck
i bet you everyone there was so against you at first to because of the immediate reaction that the society has given us "all men are evil women never do anything bad to men" i bet you she was so proud after she shot you the first time and couldnt wait to post it on tumblr
Or someone from Quebec :D
Anyways I just fuck craigslist bitches and use escorts, fingers crossed that the new conservative prostitution law gets thrown out again by the supreme court and we get it legalized like everyone wants and like NZ where its a great success.
No it really is dumb. Although hilariously a while back some young guy sued his sugar momma for standard of living payments and won. Since The law doesn't discriminate against sex (yet) but how they stupidly made it, does not require cohabitation, sexual relations, or anything other than one party making the other "accustomed to a certain standard of living". Which is absolutely fucking retarded. In theory you could quit your jo and sue them for your wages since ou got accustomed to living the lifestyl they paid for. Obviously wouldn't work, but theres no actual part of the law that says you couldn't.
Ha, the new laws are EXACTLY the same as the ones thrown out by the supreme court. It still punishes one part for an act that is not fully illegal, which was the problem to begin with.
Though the quebec common law relation laws make more sense. You have no entitlement to property from it, just certain rights like full parental rights, hospital visitation and health care decisions.