Greetings. Please do not be alarmed, you are not under threat.

I'll bite tell me about the true nature of the universe compared to what various human religion and science says

We welcome you sir.

Guess I'm biting too..
How to volunteer for anal probe?

inb4 ayy lmao

ayy lmao

>>561088484
ayy lmao

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you have my attention

>>561088484
Why would an "alien" waste their time on /b/?

ayy lmao

Is time travel possible? Something like a tardis?

Fucking kill yourself you faggot

>>561088484
Was Atlantis Real?
Who built the pyramids?
Is it true our souls are trapped in a continuous reincarnation on earth?

ayy lmao

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>>561089480
>ayy lmao

this should have been the first replay.

>>561088484
Hey Alien. Can you give me some money please. I'll need about 200,000 dollars by next week.

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ayy lmao

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Alien equivolent of tits or GTFO

I personally find that this medium is a safe and effective way for both sides to comfortably learn about and from each other. What is your name?

>>561088484

ayy lmao

dude, do you guys really look like that?


that would scare the shit out of me, these being look so dangerous, like they would kill me with hidden fangs in their mouths, or poison stings in the hands

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>>561088484
ayy lmao

Ayy lmao

>>561088484
Did you guys help Hitler?

>>561089080
Human religions are simple ego-centric cognitive constructs used to explain your environment in the absence of actual data. Similar phenomenons are common in intelligent pre-scientific species.

Human science is an important stepping stone in your evolution. It has not quite sunk in yet, but the global ramifications of developing science have changed your species forever. There are many routes you can take at this point in your history. You may refine your computational technology to the point where you can upload your consciousness, although this is not without complication.

>>561089447
You cannot volunteer. You are screened and reviewed before being chosen for testing.

>>561089518
I desire to learn more about your species.

>>561089529
Time travel is not possible as you currently understand it. Time is not linear, and you cannot go "back" and "forward" along it as you would watch a movie.

>>561089606
There are sunken civilizations on your planet. Atlantis is a name describing multiple hypothesized lost civilizations.
The pyramids we're built by human ancestors. The common understanding that they were built by slaves under an Egyptian ruler is not correct.
The human concept of a soul is similar to your religions. It is ego-centric and bound to your animal bodies. Your real "soul", or the life force that animates your body, is a fundamental force of the cosmos.

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Ayy lmao

>>561088484
Want a beer?

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>>561088484
How do you feel about xenonauts?

>>561090104
You're not going to find anything that you're looking for on here my friend.

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Will you prove me?

>>561090104
> the life force that animates your body, is a fundamental force of the cosmos.

that's enough for me, see you on next life space-traveller fella.

>>561090104
Can I become one of you like in Close Encounters of the Third Kind?

and on that day, the alien returned to its people with the decree of mankind, as best it could determine:

"ayy lmao"

So much for them

>>561088484
So I want to see a human race focused on biological technology only. Are there other races shoved had luck with this technological path?

>>561090104
So what happens when we die?
Oh yeah, pics and a timestamp /b/ro

>>561088484

What proof can you offer? You will be taken more seriously.

Show us your sexual apparatus.

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ayy lmao

>>561090104
Do you know my first name?

>>561088484
Why have you been abducting me every few months since I was a kid?

>>561088484
Explain your alien reproductive method and why you need our women for it.

Does your species have enemies?

What do you do for recreation?

How has your species interacted with humanity before?

>>561088484
What part of Mexico are you from?

>>561090104
What is the name and galactic origin of your race?

I'm curious as to this, if mankind is on the brink of extinction due to our own mistakes or some other influence, would your kind or any others do anything to stop it? Or just let nature run its course?

>>561088484
>We have been in contact with this planet for approximately 12,500 local years, studying you and, occasionally, interacting. You are a fascinating and complex species.


Don't you think it's time to visit us in person, I'll have a warm cup of coffee waiting for you, no probes pls.

>>561088484
what are reptillians and are they relevant to the "greys" ?

>>561088484
how 2 reach light speed pls?

>>561090104
How do your species fuck?
Is it compatible with the penis/vagina interface?

>>561090104
Is faster-than-light travel possible? If not, do you enter a hibernation state to travel here?
Also, approximately how far is your homeworld in light-years? Mind divulging the name of the star system?

>>561089743
My species is known as the Oloroi. We do not have personal names as such.

>>561089801
Not exactly. The average human is about forty centimeters taller than me. We have pale grey-blue skin, large black eyes, and large central nervous structures.

>>561089963
We did not assist nor attempt to stop the human warlord Hitler.

>>561090348
I appreciate the sentiment, but your alcoholic yeast beverage would destroy my digestive structures.

>>561090649
This depends on what you mean by "biological technology". Your species is starting to figure out the chemical power behind algae, which is very valuable. Your prosthetics are becoming more and more sophisticated every decade. There is another species about as old and established as my own, who are entirely uploaded into synthetic bodies.

>>561090678
When you die, your physical organism decays and breaks down. Your constituent chemicals are returned to the cosmos. The life force that animates your being rejoins the greater life force of the universe, which is projected through every living thing.

>>561091150
We are a post-sex species. Reproduction is entirely artificial.
Our species does not have enemies. We do not operate aggressively. Our way of life is significantly more symbiotic and beneficial with the natural order, and our technologies are more advanced than every Tier 2 species.
For recreation, we do just as many things as humans do. We listen to music, although most humans do not immediately recognize it as such when they hear it. Personally, I enjoy exo-botany.
We have been interacting with humanity for the last 12,500 years.

>>561091223
We are the Oloroi, and are from this galaxy.

Why won't you provide proof?

What about "grey rights"?

>>561091821

What do you think about how we're doing with developing technology such as computers, as inefficient as they are.

>>561091821
Do you have the same electromagnetic spectrum of sight as we do? If so, what is your favorite color?

Would using a well organized system of robots that can mine, build, and automate farming and services outside the monetary system, be able to effectively bring a stop to the monetary system and update it with a resource based economy, and would doing so right now work considering governments and corporations such as the international bank cartels that want all the power to themselves?

>>561088484
Why is your race a bunch of colossal faggots?

>>561092531
this

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>>561091821
Biological technologies like the tyrannies from war hammer 40k. Central neural linkage, hyper-evolution, organic tools, shelter, and means of transportation.

>>561091821
Does your species keep pets as humans do or do you view this as immoral, perhaps considering it to be undue interference with another species?

Why can't you leave us alone

Where on Earth are you currently located? How did you get here? What is the name of your planet?

Do you think the human race will end before we reach a higher form of thinking and understanding of the universe? Or do you think we'll keep behaving the way we do even after we reach a space faring age?

>>561088484
if you have ben waching us then you undertand our sexual reproductive with that said you would understand when i say

tits or gtfo!
lets see sum alien tits

hey hahaha

>>561091821
OP pls respond
>>561091025

Ayy lmao

What is the purpose behind the supposed human/non-human hybrids? Is it study, assimilation help, or otherwise?

Why do you do things with cows, if that is your kind doing it?

Does your race have any use for personal vehicles comparable to human cars? Ie sports ships, muscle pods, etc

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>>561089480
I'm very disappointed that this was not the first reply.
>>561089080
Nigga, you dun goofed. Take a break from /b/ for a while.

>>561091348
If you were in immediate danger of destroying the habitability of your planet, we would intervene. Each life-supporting world is extremely valuable, and cannot be destroyed because of intra-species resource / ideology conflicts.

>>561091351
We have visited in person. We maintain regular communication with multiple governments. It is, by and large, the desires of your governments that our existence be kept, as you would say, "on the down low".

>>561091354
The "Reptilians" are not quite what they are believed to be on Earth. Their real counterparts are similar to your reptiles in appearance, but not much else. They are very intelligence, very cunning, and operate their space as a federation of dynasties. A militant political faction within one dynasty has landed on Earth and is conducting limited experimentation, with the involvement of several governments.

>>561091554
Tens of thousands of generations ago, we had physical sexual intercourse. We grow new Oloroi in labs.

>>561091720
Faster-than-light travel is not possible. However, it is possible to warp space itself to functionally travel faster than light. There are additional means of FTL travel that your theoretical scientists are barely beginning to tap into.

>>561092320
Your technology is progressing at a strong pace. In fact, the people of planet Earth have, right now, the capacity to colonize most of your system. You collectively hold yourselves back with economic and political ideologies that do not recognize this as an important prerogative, however.

>>561092418
We can observe a frequency of 380-820 THz.

ayy lmao

>>561091821
>Our way of life is significantly more symbiotic and beneficial with the natural order, and our technologies are more advanced than every Tier 2 species.

How would you describe these Tiers? And are they any similar to Michio Kaku's Civilization scale?

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>>561093250
OP u poo poo bum answer my question
>>561091025

>>561088484
>Please do not be alarmed, you are not under threat. I am an alien intelligence, acting as representative of my people to yours.

SHUT THE FUCK UP, BEANER

>>561093250
ayy lmao

>>561093250
How old are you?

How old are you and what is the average lifespan of your species?

What are the animals of your planet like?

Why have you chosen a website like 4chan instead of a more reputable site like Reddit?

Because as you're aware, things can be fabricated very easily on here.

Also, more questions. Who built Stonehenge and why? Why were the Maori built? Why did the Maya's leave Machu Pichu?

>>561088484
is there really a heaven or hell does god *jesus* exsist?


will the us government ever admit extra terrestrials

>>561092624
>>561093250
I'd like to know.

OP / Alien /b/ro,


What are your thoughts on the whole feminist ideology? Would you consider making em fuck off?

Also, ayy lmao

>>561093250
Thz?
nigger u dum goofed

>>561092463
Yes, that would work. This is a successful building strategy for many species. However, your current sociopolitical environment will make accumulating the necessary initial resources prohibitively difficult.

>>561092624
These forms of technology are best utilized by species that evolved along a more hive-oriented lifestyle. There are several species that utilize technology that amplifies and refines their natural collective neural cloud. Many species utilize organic technology in their production lines to minimize dangerous and un-recyclable wastes.

>>561092629
Keeping pets is not immoral. Consider that a dog benefits greatly from it's position as a "pet"; comfortable housing, nutritious food, exercise, and a much safer life than it would have in the wild. It is important to realize that the human-canine relationship, much like any relationship humans have to their domesticated organisms, is symbiotic, and the organisms benefit from it just as much as you do.

>>561092709
I am not on Earth currently. I am in a small survey ship 300 meters above the surface of [OMITTED] desert.

>>561092754
It is possible for you to change, but it will only happen after many generations. It is possible for humans to wipe themselves out, but we will intervene if we can if the biosphere is threatened.

>>561091025
Sometimes people who display fascinating biological anomalies get rechecked. Do you have any unusual illnesses, malformations, or glandular problems?

What information do you have on the star systems mapped out on Mars and many ancient sites on earth? Specifically the most revered one "Forehead of face on Mars, Temple of Ra in Egypt, Stonehenge, Washington Monument, ect."

>>561088484
When will the WW3 start and why ?

I can't tell if OP is legit or not.

>>561088484
ayy lmao

do you have certain individuals that you like to monitor because they interest or amuse you?

if so, am i one of them?

>>561094339
i was born lacking certain ligaments, longer intestinal tract.
come say hi?

>>561094339
Okay, great, I feel the same way, but does your species keep pets as well was the main question there.

Is there a God?

>>561093730
Op, please

>>561094581

On one hand, we want him to be real, because it's the more interesting choice.
On the other hand, even if he's not real, he's doing a REAL good job.

Getting to know our race over /b/ is so damn genius, he has to be real.

>>561088484
PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN

>>561093250
Do you ever plan on making actual conact with people outside the government, as in visiting the actual society?
Also, how would you stop the economical/political holdback of scientific progress, or rather how would you advise us to do it?

>>561088484
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ayy lmao

I think the idea of space travel is amazing. Will it be available to anyone within my life time? I'm 18 by the way.

>>561094339
What star system are you from?
How far is it?
Are "reptilians" also extraterrestrials, or did they evolve on earth like dinosaurs?

>>561094339
Which of the Human races do you find the most fascinating?

>>561094921
Well, I'm not 100% sure but I think Oloroi is coincidentally the same name as a village in Uganda.

do you have a hierarchy of sum sort mabey a monarchy or a diplomatic society or is there a single council that you report to and that discuss everey larg decision and make collective decision based on multiple experts analyses based on there field of study?

is there an alien race out there with perfect plump ghetto bootyes? who have a craving for under average cock?

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>>561088484
How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

How does first contact between two alien species usually happen and how advanced is the youngest of those species at the time?

>>561095810

How many dicks does this faggot suck hourly?

>>561093312
They are somewhat similar.

Tier 1 species have not left their home planet. Many of these are pre-scientific and are quietly observed.
Tier 2 species are space-capable, but have not developed trans-dimensional technology or quantum manipulation.
Tier 3 species are space-capable, and have developed trans-dimensional technology and quantum manipulation. The "reptilians" I mentioned earlier are a Tier 2 species. The moment your astronaut Yuri Gagarin went into space, you began your transition into a Tier 2 species. There are decimal abbreviations in this scale to recognize gradients within these determinants.

>>561093680
>>561093727
I was created and "born" approximately 408 local years ago. I have a functional lifespan of roughly 750 local earth years.

>>561093730
Stonehedge was built by humans. It holds astronomical significance and was used to keep time and track star/planet movement across generations. The Maori are a population group, they were not built. Macchu Pichu was not built by the Maya; much like the Egyptians, they found these structures in their back yard, so to speak, and move in.

>>561093903
God, understood as a human-esque figure with omnipotent powers, does not exist and is a mythical construct. The story of Jesus as it is understood now is an amalgamation of several important religious reformers who lived over a four-century time period. The last of these reformers, who was murdered by his government, is the primary basis for the literary Jesus.
Your governments will allow exposure of our operations at an undisclosed date in the future.

>>561094082
3rd Wave Feminism, a socio-cultural phenomenon ongoing in the "Western World", is not something I am familiar with.

>>561094353
The Face on Mars was a poor-quality photograph that does not accurately depict the area. The Temple of Ra, Stonehenge, and the Washington monument are human creations.

>>561094401
I cannot tell the future.

>>561088484
ayy lmao

>>561095510
it is. dont know if coincidence or not

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Is it ever frustrating communicating with beings so far below your own intelligence level?

Also, what is life like on your home planet?

And why is Earth of interest to your kind?

>>561095595
also if one member of the human species is ready or willing to learn to live with your species would you be willing to let them?

>>561095975
who build the pyramids in egypt

>>561095975
Fuck, sorry, I meant Moai. You know my own planet better than I do.

Also, is it possible to understand a full language from just scraps of it? Could we ever fully decipher RongoRongo?

>>561095975
Tell us more about the reptilians?
Where are they from? What are they doing here?

Also, is it common for a species to remove the biological limits on lifespan?

>>561095975
Is there anything from Earth that you enjoy? Such as books or video games?

So where do you get the knowledge and classifications of species from?
Is there like a standardized system for our galaxy?

Could you beat an average human in a fight?

>>561088484
I bet his favorite bands are Aversions Crown and Rings of Saturn

Implying we share a similar homologous structure, would there be any sports you could pass onto us?

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Are there any beings of a higher level intelligence than your own that you have come in contact with? What are they like?

1.Is "Cold Fusion" and "Anti-Gravity" generators possible and if so, a liable energy source?

2. Also is there huge potential in Resonance Technology? For example killing viruses and perhaps high temperature bose-einstein condensates.

>>561088484
tacos or burritos? also bud light or miller lite?

Was there life on Mars? How was it destroyed, and what type of life lived there?

How is your home planet? (Size, temperature, geography, gravity, etc).

Are you carbon based life forms?

>>561094821
Yes, we do keep pets. We do not keep sentient species as pets.

>>561094875
The cosmos itself is universe totality. The notion of an ego-centric human-shaped deity is a subjective projection of the mind into reality and is not objectively "real".

>>561095062
We do contact people outside government. Usually this is in the form of medical experimentation, but most of our dialogue with non-government personnel takes place with government contracted personnel.
Currently, the personal profit motive is fueling much of your advanced economies, but this is not a stable, long-term economic strategy. Here's a hint: decentralizing processes increases system satisfaction for all involved components.

>>561095213
Space travel is currently available to your species. You have already developed the technologies. However, your choice of economies is preventing the mass integration of these technologies into your lives.

>>561095376
Personally, I enjoy Chinese architecture, "Western" science-fiction stories, and Buddhist philosophy. Buddhist philosophy is not perfect, but it's one of the most precious things your species has created.

Is love a thing that only exists in the human race, or do other species also have this?

You say you have advanced technology. Can you see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?

>>561095975
Incas, dude.

Also, how many species are there in our galaxy and who are we nearest neighbors? Are there more in other galaxies?

bro, im high, you're trippin me out. what do you think of marijuana?

>>561097050
I am Buddhist and hearing that is pretty awesome.

>>561097050
Who build the pyramids in Egypt

How do you view human wars? from petty tribal conflicts of ancient times to world wars?
Also, whats up with ancient Rome, aliens had to have something to do with that.

ayy lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>561095975
More questions:
Do you have similar basic biochemistry to earth species? (DNA/RNA/proteins/enzymes)
How are you connected to the internet?
Do you have anything analogous to clothing, or do you just run around naked all day?
Do you commonly carry weapons with you, given the greater physical strength of humans compared to your species?

is there an alien civilization in the system HD283271? From earth it appears to be near the Pleiades in the direction of Orion's belt.

When can i get beamed up? I want to travel the universe with you brah.

>>561088484

...

ayy lmao

Also, who is you're favorite human to have ever lived?

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Is Roswell Real And is this picture Real of this grey Please answer

>>561088484
ayy lmao

Who build the pyramids in Egypt

>>561097891
Eat shit

Do you have any forms of art that do not exist on Earth?

Likewise are there any forms of art unique to humans?

>>561097050
You said earlier we had the technology to colonize most of our solar system. Does that include Venus, or is that still out of our reach?

Can you please take me somewhere outside of Earth? Anywhere, I don't care where I would just like the opportunity to see and learn things that I would otherwise have not had to opportunity to.

In return I will help you in any way that I can.

>>561097214
This

>>561097716
this what you fucks look like?

>>561095510
It is a coincidence. They are not pronounced the same. Oloroi is the closest English spelling I can approximate to the actual sound.

>>561095595
We operate similar to your concept of a federation. There is a centralized authority, but it operates primarily as regulator of production to ensure quality and safety. Just like every other species, we are not a monolithic faction. There are hundreds of small factions of colonists with their own lifestyles spread across many planets.

>>561095929
Usually contact happens when a species develops the technology to explore their solar system. An envoy will discreetly meet with the leading authorities of the planet and discuss contact on the younger species' terms. Some go for full disclosure and acceptance, others like your world are more suspicious and protective and keep our existence and relationship behind the scenes.

>>561096286
I enjoy the perspective you organisms offer. It's amazing, there's millions of life-bearing worlds, hundreds of thousands of sentient species, and billions of individuals within those species, and yet, everyone is always a little different. It's one of those amazing things about our cosmos.
My home planet was destroyed by a meteor about 400,000 years ago. Before that, it was similar to your Earth, although I am told it was a little colder, with heavier gravity. Earth is interesting to us because it is a birth planet, a planet which gave rise to intelligent life and has a stable, habitable biosphere.

>>561096304
It has been tried before. Usually the individual cannot handle the experiences they are having and cannot cope. The subsequent mental breakdown requires a short-term memwipe and return to their domicile.

>>561096329
A human culture that existed approximately 11,500 years ago built the pyramids.

>>561096337
Naturally, we cannot learn words we have never heard, but it is easy for us to pick up the syntax and grammar of a language after listening to it for several minutes.

>>561088484
What is your opinion of the scientific and the truly heart breaking, kitten bashing statement that is ayy lmao

Who's doing the cattle mutilations and why?

>>561088484
Do you really look like that?

>>561098273
OP confirmed not alien
(Aliens build the pyramids not humans)

>>561088484
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>>561098273
AYY LMAO

>>561098273
Can you take a pic of where you are at right now? It can be anything. If not, why?

>>561098273
please answer my question of if i can travel the universe with you

how did you gain access to human technology?

I've got a few questions

Is it possible for you to contact me? Because I would love to be able to meet a being like yourself.

Does your species have tattoos or body art?

What do you think of cell phones and social media?

>>561088484
AYY LMAO

>>561088484
tits or gtfo

>>561092080
Should we legalize grey marriage?!

Can you take a selfie

>>561098764
Lost

>>561088484
are ghosts real like paranormal spirits that exsist among us ?

>>561098832
lost

>>561098273
how do you access the internet?

Have you ever had any experiences with recreational drugs humans use such as marijuana or LSD?
Also, have you guys ever had any wars among your species/with other species?

>>561088484
Can I shag one of your alien girls

>>561088484
Do you faggots suck cock too?

If you ever need me for tests and shit, as long as it doesn't kill me, you can probably get my IP and track me. You have my consent. Especially if it's for fertility tests LMAO

>>561098273

Your home planet, was it a birth planet as well? Or did you arrive there?

What did your kind do after your planet was destroyed? Did you find a new planet?

>>561088484
ayy lmao

>>561088484
Ayyyyyyyyyyy Lmao

>>561098273
Srs tho how do I get a qt3.14 alien gf

>>561099191
Underage and b&

Do you know if our universe is a simulation?

>>561098273
if there was an individual with a mutation that would lead it to grate discoveries that are above the understanding of the current sciences of the species would you in any way help the individual to advance its species or would you ignore the individual completely?

>>561095975
Yuri Gagarin was a cosmonaut, not an astronaut.

If you're going to do this shit, you need to be more knowledgeable.

>>561099345
how is 22 underage

hello

We have been through a few wars
What is our destructive nature like compared to other species?

>>561099191
Anon confirmed for underage

Roleplayers are the absolute fucking worst
It's cringeworthy because the writing is on level with an average 16 year old

ayy lmao

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Is there a universal morality?

>>561099503
>>561099345
Samefag

>>561099578
yes, it's called "don't be a cunt"

>>561099548
Yours too?

>>561099453
Don't ruin it for the others bae

>>561096405
The "Reptilians" are from a star ~60 light years away from you. They are slightly more advanced than you are now, but have an economic system more accommodating for deep-space exploration. A militant faction operating on Earth uses farmed humans for the collection of their glandular excretions, which are used as recreational and medicinal drugs for them. They are also carnivores, and enjoy the taste of human meat. They run a very secret op with the United States and Canadian government for technology in return for humans. This interstellar drug ring, so to speak, funds a large portion of their operations in this sector of their space. You do not need to fear them, however. We will stop any attempts of theirs to take over your world.
Lifespan is, as far as we are aware, impossible to remove oneself from, save for consciousness upload. The technology to do this is quite sophisticated, and not many succeed at creating it without serious flaws.

>>561096565
Western science fiction is enjoyable. A fellow operator of mine greatly enjoys the human music known as "goa trance", and another raises several Earth-local animals as pets.

>>561096668
We catalogue species as we observe them. We perform routine sweeps through much of our galactic space.

>>561096763
In a physical brawl, a human being would easily kill me.

>>561096915
Humans are too large and heavy to adequately perform many of our more acrobatic sports. Just like your species, we enjoy running, swimming, resistance exercise, and a yoga equivalent.

>>561096964
None that we know of. The Serapheme are about as advanced as us, although they are entirely uploaded into synthetic bodies. Keep in mind that the Oloroi are millions of local years old, whereas your own species is less than 200,000.

>>561097017
There was once microbial life on Mars.

>>561097025
It is long destroyed. But it was similar to earth. A little larger and a little further from it's star, but you could live there with a simple suit.

Why are you the chosen representative?
Do you wear clothes?
Should i learn kling-on?

>>561099453
Semantics.
Cosmonaut = Russian Astronaut aka an Astronaut.

AYY LMAO

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If the origin of life is panspermia, where and how life star?.

And.....really the plan is let the terran government rule when you show up?, there are ONE important flaw in you plan, lol.

>>561100043
Show us your face tho

Do you think you reached the technological plateau? And is there a possibility of star wars tech like lightsabers or the death star?

What do your people consider beautiful? How does it compare to what we have molded 'beauty' into?

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>>561100043
>It is long destroyed. But it was similar to earth. A little larger and a little further from it's star, but you could live there with a simple suit.
it's star.
Welp mr alien, you just failed your first inglish test

How'd you get on /b/ alien?

keep postin LMAO

>>561100043
Where are you alien /b/ro pls mosh with me to Rings of Saturn

Have you come into contact with inter-dimensional beings?
Is it true when people die they shift to another dimension but remnants come through to ours and that is where we get the concept of spirits or ghosts?

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>>561100043
>In a physical brawl, a human being would easily kill me.
How do you know? lets organise a duel, something like the battle of the 300 champions

>>561100640
>>561093250
"They are very intelligence..."

What happened on the 21 december 2012?

What density are your species?

When will humans be fourth density?

>>561100043
I'll bite, how come you can't show us what you look like? And why are you avoiding these questions?

>>561100043
ANSWER MY QUESTION, FAGGOT! TAKE A PICTURE, ANY PICTURE, IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT IT IS! IT CAN BE A PIC OF THE SCREEN THAT YOU'RE USING TO TYPE THIS, ANYTHING, PIECE OF SHIT FAGGOT!

IF YOU DON'T WANT TO DO THIS, TELL US WHY!!!

If WW3 were to happen, what would the cause?

>>561088484
ayy lmao

>>561101532
take a damn picture

>>561097004
1. Yes, and Yes.
2. Yes.

>>561097084
All species have enjoy love. It is our love of the cosmos and all it's children that acts as the foundation of our society. It is why we catalogue, nurture, and protect species instead of killing them and taking their resources.

>>561097147
There are approximately 4 Tier 3 species, 32,000 Tier 2 species, and millions of Tier 1 species. There is life in other galaxies as far as we can tell. We have not traveled outside the Milky Way, however.

>>561097162
An enjoyable, easy-to-abuse substance. The widespread global prohibition against it is a short-sighted and destructive policy.

>>561097293
A human civilization that existed 11,500 years ago.

>>561097439
Rome was a relatively impressive empire for it's time. Human wars are no different than any other species wars; armed conflicts over territory, resources, or ideology are common in Tier 1 and Tier 2 species. They are wasteful, hateful, and terrible. Absolutely foolish courses of action, every one.

>>561097515
Why that star in particular?

>>561097496
Our biological chemistry is different. We are carbon based, but our DNA equivalent operates on a different principle. We have proteins and enzymes that work in similar fashions to your own.

>>561097685
Rasputin. That was an impressive man.
And Kennedy. He worked with us to prevent nuclear war and saved your planet.

>>561097716
A survivor of Roswell currently works for the U.S. government. He is one of us.

>>561098029
No form of art is unique to humans. We have a form of art that is a manipulation of magnetic waves, although without the right equipment and organic optic structures, it's difficult to perceive it.

>>561098090
Yes, that includes Venus.

>>561098343
I do not know. Most likely a human with below-average empathy.

>>561098476
We helped with the alignment, but we did not actually do the block moving.

>>561098493
Compromises the security of our operation. Sorry.

I would like to be a little more polite than the other anons. Can you please take a picture of something, anything? I really, really want you to be real. If you can't, can you tell us why?

Are you going to get reborn after you die or have you reached "self-realization" to the point where you can stay in the omnipotent oneness?

Also, you shojld visit human music festivals. Ozora is one. You'll find that there are humans that have developed far beyond the average, and that there are other life forms actively interacting with them, often at events like this. Not all, though, you won't find them at a kanye concert, obviously.

>>561100043
If you are easily bested in single hand-to-hand combat by a human, it's easy to assume that you'd more than likely be killed by most animals on our planet. Drawing from this, it's also easy to conclude that you more than likely have some form of advanced weaponry, correct?

>>561100043
>Lifespan is, as far as we are aware, impossible to remove oneself from
not even with gene-therapies, or even nanoscale modifications of individual cells? By the way biotech is progressing, it seems these things could be possible maybe within the next 100 years. It certainly seems easier than attempting consciousness upload.

Also, are the reptilians still bound by the limits of general relativity? How much more sophisticated is their quantum technology than ours?

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I wish this was true

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ayy lmao

>>561101747
ayy lmao, fucking bullshit btw

>>561101747
Aye you answered all of theirs but not mine?
Bokay, guess I'll figure out how to get an alien gf on my own.

>>561097084
>>561097084
>>561097084
ANSWER THIS

Will you take me with you?

>>561101869
How about...Summer Slaughter? I'd like to see how well an alien would fare at a metal show. Can Oloroians last long in a mosh pit filled with mostly 18-30 year old humans?

These threads are why I keep coming back to /b/. Even though it's probably fake, it's just too much fun to speculate about.

Since new member of your species are born through being grown, I imagine this means you have no genetalia. How do you dispose of urine?

Also, thank you for taking the time out of your schedule to answer our questions.

>>561101747
Does it really matter anyway? Who cares if you post a picture. This is anonymous. Even if this is real what can they do to you. You obviously have the higher hand anyway. Your technology is way better then ours.

>>561101747
What do you know/think of Nikola Tesla and Edwin Grey?

>>561088484
ayy lmao

>>561102176
It did

>>561102176
He already did

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>>561088484

I read this in Dan Aykroyd's voice..

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>>561101747
1.)so you know about kennedy??
Who murdered him and why??

2.) is MJ-12 a real organization

>>561088484

ay lmao

ayy lmao

>>561098645
bumping my questions

>>561101747
>Why that star in particular?

It is suggested threw ancient star maps that this sun like star had some significance to ancient cultures

What is dark matter exactly? Also how could we build a portable power source that would generate enough energy to lift a person through plasma based thrusters, or maybe a different system that requires lower energy.

>>561102090
i died

>>561098540
We operate closely with many world governments. Also, accessing your internet from off-world is really easy.

>>561098645
It is possible.
We do have body art.
Social media and cell phones are symptoms of the technological symbiosis. They are just steps along the path to full consciousness upload, if that is the route your species wishes to take.

>>561098915
No. The paranormal and the supernatural are creations of faulty human perception and inability to explain specific circumstances.

>>561098975
We have not had a war in over a thousand generations. Our ships are sufficiently advanced that no known Tier 2 species is a threat, and no Tier 3 species has the desire or inclination to wage war.
I personally have not experimented with human drugs. There have been instances of Oloroi taking psilocybin and dimethyltriptamine. They are mild and enjoyable entheogens.

>>561099272
Home planet is synonymous with birth planet.

Our planet was destroyed by a rogue asteroid. At that point, we we're still Tier 2, but had spread out to dozens of systems. A majority of our species was off-planet at the time, but it created an enormous spiritual and socio-cultural hole that lasted for thousands of years.

>>561099430
If we knew who it was, we would probably try and protect him from any threats. However, it's impossible to completely protect someone, and our tasks difficulty is compounded when you consider that the nature of our relationship with your government/planet makes widespread genetic cataloguing and preservation difficult.

>>561099414
Technically it IS a simulation; your entire existence is created as a perception in your brain.

>>561099468
Not much different, honestly. Most species have a competitive nature, a hierarchical and tribalistic mindset that encourages the creation of boundaries (manifests as property rights, political borders, cultural behaviors, etc.) and fractioning (you see yourselves as separate races, not as a whole).

>>561102013
biotec can only go so far by its self and a "consciousness upload" would not be that hard if you had an organic compiter modified to read the dna of your species so in our case it would have a dubble helix for a operating system insted of the 1001101010 of binary it would probally look somthing like ATATTCGAGCTA

Have you traveled to other galaxies? Which is your favorite? Can you describe a sunrise there?

Ayy lmao

Do you know what to do when this thrrad 404s?

>>561093250
Why does that reptilian bit sound very Klingon?

when will the government tell us about you guys then? what's the harm in knowing?

>>561102980
answer pls
>>561102384

>>561102980
Bae y you do this
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>>561088484
>Homo Sapien

Species is spelt with a lowercase you alien pleb. Lrn to nomenclature.

>ayy lmao

>>561100043
You stated the Reptilians' planet is 60 light years and that they have an Earth base that farms human resources. Does this not conflict with your prior statements that they are a Tier 2 species, not yet capable of trans-dimensional technology and the fact you can not go faster than light without it? Or do they actually send those resources on a 60+ year trip to their solar system every time?

>>561088484
How does one become more in tune with the universal consciousness?

>>561097050
is the universe conscious , is the universe aware ?

>>561102980
what do you think of racism?

is your kind racist-hateful against other living beings? If so, why? historical conflicts, different ideas etc

Ayyyy Lmao

>>561100043
Is our species existence directly due to yours? Due to our similar physical traits, at least compared to all possibilities, I thought you might have had a hand in our creation? Perhaps our primates just needed an extra boost to make the jump to humans?

>>561102994
Consciousness itself is not encoded in DNA. In the sense you are describing, all living organisms are biological computers.

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>>561088484
ayy lmao

>>561102980
What is the best piece of technology, art, philosophy, etc... that mankind has produced that has been picked up by alien cultures?

>>561088484
ayy lmao

>>561103602
replying so attention can come to my reply. I want this uneducated alien to reply.

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do you know anything about the Arecibo message that was sent out into space, and got this picture back as a crop circle.

The one on the left is the message we sent into space, the one on the right is the one that was received as a crop circle.

>>561103913
this and what is your most advanced technology?

Are you aware of the ebola virus that is taking place right now and if so is it caused by our government?

>>561088484
congratulations at being allowed to study us. i have only one bit of advice. be quick because this population is about to go extinct within the next decade. enjoy!

ayy lmao

Could you abduct me? I've got a few mental disorders you could take a look at.

You should just let me stay there too.

I figured you won't give us a material proof, because as long as we don't have it, we cannot be 100% sure that what you're saying is true. There will probably be one among us that would go apeshit and head towards the nearest goverment building or whatevs and attract some attention on the whole situation. Still a cool thread tho.

>>561099468
To continue this, some species do not evolve a competitive gene per se, but instead are more acclimated for community-oriented behavior and modes of thinking. This is prevalent in hive-species.

>>561099578
There is no objective morality. But there are aspects of the universe that, when observed and respected, produce a "tough-love" sort of morality.

>>561100079
I have been working in the system for a while. I just happened to end up working on this planet. There were literally more than three hundred other worlds I could have been assigned to.
We wear clothes, yes. They are more form fitting and comfortable than your fabrics.
You can learn Kling-on, but I don't think it has much practical purpose.

>>561100314
Panspermia is a theory on the origin of life on a particular planet, not the origin of the life itself.
And we let the planet governance have final say because we respect the sovereignty and autonomy of sentient peoples.

>>561100554
We have reached a technological plateau, yes. It has been this way for nearly 30,000 local years.

>>561100565
We find beauty in forms of nature, like a waterfall, or a beach, or a sunset, or a mountain, just like you do. However, our psychosexual tastes are very different, as you are a hormone-infused animal-minded creature, and I'm more synthetic than anything.

>>561101383
There are inter-dimensional beings. There is *some* truth to that, but they do not "come back" in the form of ghosts.

>>561101393
Humans are much larger and much more physically powerful than we are.

>>561101412
>>561100640
I'm not perfect. I make mistakes too. English is my 745th language, cut me some slack. :)

>>561101456
Nothing out of the ordinary happened on 12/21/2012.
I do not understand the other questions.

>>561101529
I have answered this. I cannot "take a selfie" because it will compromise our operation and violates several treaties we have with your governments.

>>561101549
Resources or ideology.

>>561104093
This, maybe help me find out why I feel so lethargic and unmotivated all the time. Psychological or physiological, I'd like to know.

>>561102980
>>>561099430
>If we knew who it was, we would probably try and protect him from any threats. However, it's impossible to completely protect someone, and our tasks difficulty is compounded when you consider that the nature of our relationship with your government/planet makes widespread genetic cataloguing and preservation difficult.

In relation to this topic, i would like to note that i myself may contain a rare gene inherited from my father that, as i am told, helps me think. I do often find myself thinking how can everyone around me be so stupid, though i know that has more to do with our poor environment. So I would consent to you taking a DNA sample and undergo testing if that is what you desire.

>>561102980
Does your Species have any genders? Also, what is the average number of genders for sentient species?

Do you enjoy or know anyone who enjoys the music of Earl Sweatshirt?

>>561104228
I would like to significantly aid my species via helping with advances in math in science, what is the best route for me to take in doing so?

>>561102980

1. Did Phil Schneider kill two grey aliens while digging tunnels for the US government? If so, who are these aliens who seem to be malevolent.
2. Is Billy Meier a hoaxer or is he telling the truth? If so, what is the Pleiadian's agenda?
3. What is your favorite science fiction book/movie/story?

>>561104228
How are we supposed to believe you. You want a understanding of us and you probably know most of what we are telling you is true. How are we supposed to know your not lying. And if you have a treaty with the government then why are you telling us this "information" anyway then?

Is OP a faggot?

>>561104281
inb4 Elliot

>>561104579
Wow, can you literally be that stupid?

What happen's when you die? Do you actually come back to earth in a new body? Or do you only get one chance to live and that's it?

Thank you, OP.

>>561104805
Nice.

>>561089725
my sides... Also alien bro what do you think about feminism and the tumblr landwhales?

>>561104579
>How are we supposed to know your not lying.
Are you fucking retarded? Either play along or get the fuck out.

>>561088484
You mentioned music that you listen. Can you give us an example, uploaded to somewhere like sendspace.com or vocaroo?

>>561104805
Already answered

>>561104228
I understand that you only abduct humans who are deemed scientificly interesting I think I fit that bill because I have never been ill and always been incredibly healthy. I never was given vaccines because of my mothers fear of vaccines the only medicine I've been given is pain killers for a head ache

to OP:

I thoroughly enjoy reading your work. Regardless of where you come from, thank you for taking the time to do this.

T

is Canada as nice of a country as people say it is or is it a just another media tactic

oh and if you want anything you'll have to wait in line. the illegitimate "self appointed" authorities are busy expending every resource and about to consume the entire content of all the living beings here for profit. the proof is in their very public attempt through known agencies to find another earth like world to start over on.

>>561088484
Okay, OP, I have a really interesting question. I want to ask about an interesting thesis I read in about two months ago. So here's this...

Are we living in a three dimensional world, or our world is a four dimensional one where we only percieve only three?

>>561104906
he already mentioned that he knows nothing of third wave feminism / tumblr feminism

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who burnt Forax?

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>>561102980
have your people ever experimented with LSD ? and beyond that are entheogens safe for human beings and can they be used for evolving , whatever that may mean ?

Ok heres a really good question,
Is there a species out there that are part human part cat or anything like that?

>>561104228

are you aware of any species that have ever become extinct through intentionally stopping any reproducing as a collective whole?

>>561105209
i blame the pyro

There have been recent discoveries with the chandra x-ray observatory, what is the origin of the 3.4 to 3.6 keV spectral signal?

How many different dimensions exists beyond 3d?

Are you aware of a race known as the Sassani?

Are humans developing additional strands of DNA?

>>561104961
Please OP, show us a sample of your loved kind of music, even its beyond 22 KHz

>>561105162
You need to go to school, niggy. One dimension is time, of anything - there's your 4.

>>561088484
ayy lmao

>>561104281
i am very similar annon i have a mild form of Aspergers and i have found i think differently then most people i have designed multiple photobioreacters that can revolutionize the world economy by makeing oil a renewable resource that can be farmed in any environment
i also desined a
>Mutligenerational
>Orbital
>Trestal
>Harbinger
>Evolutionary
>Rotational
>ship
or a mothership kek

>>561088484
ayy lmao, i have a question. could you sell me some weed?

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>>561088484
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>>561104961
I really don't think he/she/it/they will do that due to missions being compromised and broken treaties and whatnot

>>561105517
ayy lmao

What is your favorite part of humans? I'm talking biologically or mentally.

>>561101861
I'll explain this again. Taking a "selfie" would compromise my operation and violate several Oloroi-Human treaties.

>>561101869
Ahh, I'm glad you are aware of the Oneness. This is one of the important things in your Buddhism philosophy that makes it so important. We enjoy an equivalent state of mind, yes.

>>561102013
Life is trickier than you think. There is only so much nanobots can do before they themselves start causing problems. Only full consciousness upload seems to stave off death, and even then, only the Serapheme have completed that successfully.
The "Reptilians" are Tier 2, and do not have trans-dimensional, FTL, or quantum manipulation technologies.

>>561102240
Very unlikely. We are physically softer than you, and would be crushed quickly.

>>561102284
We have several small orifices for removal of wastes. Waste gas is released through pores on the skin, waste liquids and solids are disposed through orifices on the inferior surface of the abdomen.

>>561102384
Intelligent human beings whose contributions to your species we're disregarded because of your short-sighted economic systems.

>>561102496
Yes, but it is a violation of the treaties to discuss that subject.
MJ-12 is real.

>>561102767
Fascinating. That system contains a gas giant with a moon capable of sustaining Earth-based life forms. It is possibly a recommended colonization destination?

>>561103158
We have not been to other galaxies.

>>561103236
I will report my conversation in this thread to my superiors, then get some sleep. Yes, virtually every intelligent species sleeps.

>>561103447
Your governments believe the subsequent public response would destabilize your societies.

>>561103602
My mistake. It isn't the first I've made in this thread. I addressed this in a previous post.

>>561103649
A great human-based approach is yoga and meditation. Study and practice these arts.

>>561105157
This. Seriously thank you for entertaining me at 5 am

>>561105649
The anus. We find it fascinating.

What's your personal favorite human fictional work?

>>561105471
Time is not a physical dimension. It doesn't have the attributes of a physical dimension. So no, time is not the 4th dimension. I'm talking about an other physical dimension which we are not able to percieve. Please, take your artsy bullshit somewhere else.

>>561091150
I think I speak for the entire human race when I say, we are happy to be your first enemies. Now get the fuck out of my America.

>>561104228

Do you have any knowledge of the "illuminati"

>>561088484
the people on this planet not being aware of their imminent demise, by design, are not able to stop it. i hope you keep good records.

>>561105605
Bullshit.

And he/she/it's coming to 4chan with a html-ready/img-ready/whatever system...this is why nobody believes in things like aliens.

He mentioned 745 learned languages (at least)...like some retard hitting randomly the numbers with his fat fingers.

He didnt show high intelligency yet.

No picture but not even a stupid draw made by him? Bullshit.

Come on guys, dont get hooked on this low-end parasyte. He got mission on 4chan, riiiight!

>>561105673
What type of technology would give access to infinite or near-infinite electric power?

>>561106110
blockchain

OP, you're the master baiter, your bait is literally "out of this world". Also, do aliens masturbate?

>I will report my conversation in this thread to my superiors.
Implying they would let you do something like this.
Nice thread btw.

>>561105673


Who is Satoshi Nakamoto?

>>561106110
Your mom's vagina.

>>561104281
It's called narcissism.you just think that since they don't think like you they must be dumb

>>561106090
It's for entertainig propuses, like when you wathc a movie.

After the thread 404 no one will give a fuck.

>>561106090
I don't believe it, however it's entertaining at 5 in the morning /b/ro
However it does make you think somewhat about a possibility of other life forms