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hey /b/ros, what do you do for a living, and how much do you

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hey /b/ros, what do you do for a living, and how much do you make? I assume most responses will be bullshit, but it should still be interesting.

I do opensource development for a shitty advertising company and they pay me like 70k a year.
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>>560842061
>70k
If true, that's pretty sweet.
I just got out of High school, have an offer from a school district with good pay but I'll have to wait and see what happens.
Other than that I do a lot of drawing.
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Emergency Dispatcher. 90k
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>>560842947
gl anon
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>>560842061
Quant, just over $300k.
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I sell short stories and poetry to websites, magazines and anthologies. I supplement that with part time retail work and an eBay business selling action figures and comic book memorabilia. Last year all in all I earnt just short of 30,000 pounds. Like 50,000 dollars?
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>>560843210
How does one get into that?
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>>560843313
Thanks mane.
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CEO of quite a major waste management company. Salary of over £2 million before taxes.
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IT Support / 70k
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>>560842061
what's the background story on this Dodger gif and is there a full video?

>Sauce would be nice
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i do absolutely nothing but play video games and live on inheritance
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2 jobs in contracting make barely 21k a year.
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I own a fairly popular otaku and gaming store in Zürich and make about ~120k a year
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>>560844260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXQZsekcg58
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>>560842061
I got a job doing landscaping estimates. make about 100K a year after taxes. should get a raise to get me about 150k next year. money is OK but i'd like to make 1 million a year by 21.
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>>560844714
Become an electrician.
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>>560843814
I took a civil service test. Obviously highest scores are hired first. But literally... A test.
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>>560842061
I sold my software company and don't work. I make about $300K a year in dividends and capital gains from my mutual fund portfolio and withdraw about $120K a year.
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>>560844952
after 3 hours realizing it's not it Thanks bro
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$9.00 hr.
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>>560845305
it's at the very beginning
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ausfag diesel mechanic working in mining here, made 125k last financial year
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>>560844714
I make around that, myself. How the fuck can I live? I don't drink or do drugs anymore, I have no major expenses per se, yet I feel poor as fuck. Fuck.
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115k

electrical engineer
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>>560845228
WTF team me?
Got a science degree, business experience, and i'm still young. The only thing I don't have is a good job. I make 40K, but I get abused by my company. I do sales, translation, interpreting, and production... nobody does 3 jobs like that
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>>560845921
too excited to type
"teach me?" is what i meant to write
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>>560845680
I'm not sure 21k is a living wage. I made that much working at best buy, but I lived at home. My wife makes about that, now. It's enough to cover the bills, but that's about it.
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>Security guard 9.30hr
>I'm poor :(
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Freelance $15-32hr . I don't have a bunch of money but make enough to were I can pay for everything have a little left over and not have to work 9-5 every day
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Jr. Network Admin
$52,000 a year
Almost done with my CCNA so I'd imagine it'll go up soon.
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>>560845921
Start something on the side. If you want big money you're not going to make it working in an office for someone else (unless you're one of the 0.01% who climb to executive level). That's how I did it, spent about 10 years researching ideas then developing my product on the side, saving as much money as I could before going full-time off my savings and selling out 5 years later.
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I work on a tugboat in NYC. Make 105k/yr. It's ok.
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I work construction and i make 12 hr
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I'm a label salesman. This is my first full year and I'm going to make about $60,000. Will make closer to $80,000 next year, and after that I'll make $100,000+ every year from then on.
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>>560846727
I've started writing in a notebook when I have new ideas. However, I have no clue how to start off on my own. Still 24 and new to he work force. The first thing I found out at my job... dead end, work to death, grossly underpaid for what I do.

So I start something on the side such as what? I was thinking about learning some coding and making apps on the side.
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>>560846323
It's not a living wage. I'm almost 24 and I live at home, solely because I cannot afford not to. I was just looking at affordable housing, and most of them are still going to be a bit more than half a months pay for rent, and that's in dumpy nigger areas. I don't get it.
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Freelance Graphic Designer and Copywriter- I started a small design studio and live comfortably on about $47k a year. When I'm shooting weddings I add about $10k a year, mostly during the summer.
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Astronomy grad student
30k a year
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>>560845176
And where does one take this "test"
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>>560847065
Dude, aim higher. I worked for a good roofer, made 300 bucks per day for only 4-5 hours work. You can do better.
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Makeup artist for film and television. Anywhere from 65-115k depending on what's filming and how many shows are in town.
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Cashier. $9/hour. Not a liveable wage, but it will help pay for school and such.
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Insurance broker, $100k plus car/phone.

Australia.
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IT Helpdesk/72k
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Database programmer / support way out of my league for the job I am doing. 95k roughly though this year.
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>>560847420
Go to your city or county's website and there will be an employment section with what openings are available, and instructions on how to apply (and take the "test" if applicable).
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apprentice plumber making around 12 a hour just finished high school so I'm still at home but the money seems good for someone living with their parents or lets say a group of friends I currently get around 40-46 hours weekly so the cash flow seems great for me
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Helicopter pilot... Not enough for flight between wires and other shit
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better question is why is dodger so hot without her weird ass ears showing
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>>560845305
It's literally at the very start of the video you spaz.
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>>560842061
>Butcher
>Australia
>70K
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IT for one of my uni's buildings
11.50/hr, about 11k/yr
Can't wait to start making real money
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Human resources. 40k USD. Meh, not bad. Could be better.
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>>560842061
Civil engineering. Less than 20k a year
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>>560847191
I can only speak for software ideas, but I ended up just making a "smaller" version of what my previous/first employer made, which was stuff for airline dispatchers. I knew the industry lingo, the functionality they needed, the process we used to sell to them, all that stuff which narrowed down possible competition. If you make a generic iPad app for consumers, you're competing against 200,000 other programmers who can copy you or who might have the same idea. Very few might know how to do what you learned at your employer.

Then remember there are a lot of very profitable and very large and stagnant companies that are under constant pressure to "grow" from their stockholders. They will buy even unprofitable small companies because then they have "grown." My buyer had like 100,000 employees and didn't even care that I wasn't making much, just wanted to add the product to their portfolio.
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>>560842061

I make approx 60k a year. FBI.
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several things
>work for catering service
make min + gratuity + under the table tips
20 hrs a week tops
about 3,500 a year
>streetcorner busker
make $10-$40 in a night, about 3-5 hours
>network marketing affiliate
current revenue: -$520
expected revenue: $0
Kids, when your friend tells you he has a great opportunity in network marketing, do yourself a favor, wish him luck, maybe even buy some shit from him... but don't agree to sell anything unless you're willing to make everyone you love hate your guts and call you an idiot.
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>>560842061

I'm unemployed, i can find jobs easily enough but i can't keep them i am such a social spastic my employers usually 'have to let me go' after like a month or so because i don't talk to people or socialize i just enjoy my own company and for whatever reason that makes me a bad employee. Shit fucking sucks and i am 3 weeks behind on rent now about to live out of my car and be homeless at 21.
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>85k
>Construction Manager - Telecommunications
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>>560849283

Well thats why rich people only get richer.

They buy all small companies that could have a future to stop posible competition on the future soo they stay on top.
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>>560849694
GS-11?
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>>560850045
Pretty much, but in the process it made a poor person (me) also get rich.
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>>560843210
>>560843814
Live in a state like NY and get lucky. I'd imagine there's a long list of applicants
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>>560849836
... don't?
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IT Technical Analyst (think business analyst plus a shitload of PL/SQL scripts/troubleshooting) in Houston. Pulling in around $80k per year including bonus.
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$17 an hour

student engineering job. I do drawings for construction projects that are within my skill range and other stuff for my supervisor who is the project engineer. Not a bad job. Laid back boss. I usually work about 30 hours a week depending on how busy I am with school.
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>>560842061
audio engineer in training, looking for about 40k next year.
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>>560842061
The only part I believe is that you work for a shitty advertising company. This unofficial survey shit is shitty and I will not help corporate america in their endeavor to provide more specific ads on 4chan. Now please fuck off and die
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>>560850832
wow, paranoid much

captcha: wtfis the
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sawmill, $23/hr
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Frontend Webdev / IT for a small company in the midwest 42K

Only a year of 'professional' experience, but I'm pretty sure I should ask for a raise in the 50-60 range soon.
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I'm a part time supervisor at UPS. I'm "salaried" for 27.5 hours a week @ $15 an hour. It's a pretty good (part-time) job for a student
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I'll pay you 100k to stop being a faggot.
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made my own social media site, pulling in around 375K a year before taxes
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I'm a "Operations Manager in Training" for a music retail store. Basically a glorified Warehouse Manager.

I make jack shit. Currently at $10.40/h at about 38h a week. Also play in a local band, making about $50-200 a show 4-6 times a month.

I need to get out of trying to make it big in a band and become an adult and get a real job.
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>>560849007

Really? I'd look into applying other places man. That is way under what an entry level civil engineer should make
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i have a small company i have learned a few things by my dad about it its a construction working company , we just do the raw work like getting the iron in shape for the cement

i make like 2k euro a week
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Im a ghostwriter for scripts in Hollywood. Make 50k
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>>560844159
>>560843604
Nice to know there are some successful people on /b/. Or a few liars on the internet.
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>>560847396
are you happy? I wanted to take astronomy / cosmology so fuckin bad, but I'm old fag and feel like it's too late...
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Any LA fags willing to help me get a job?
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eh, whatever. Artist, 2 mil a year
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Project manager, $70K plus another $10K selling dirty stories on the net
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>>560842061
like 38k a year currently
waiting to go back to college for welding tech engineer,
sounds a lot fancier than it is but it pays remarkably well
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>>560845892
May I ask how long you have been working? Like is that just out of college pay or have you been working your way up the ladder for a couple years?
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0.00 an hour, and i have nothing going for me, and i want to kill myself.
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>>560851162
You sound like you have the motivation mane.
Don't end up like me in a warehouse for 10 fucking years pls.
Do something better.
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>>560850045
And this is how you get rich. You continuously create companies with the same business plan as the previous one they bought ??? profit.

There, secret revealed. (Common sense)
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lifeguard for three years. Makin that government salary of 8 bucks an hour
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>>560849836
Get yourself a job in the maritime industry. Go to sea- you won't see people for weeks, and as long as you're competent at whatever task they give you, you'll be fine.
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I'm a cook at two restaurants. 50 hours per week, about $33,280 per year. I own a house, a good car, I have a ton of money saved, and I don't really want for anything. Good enough for me.
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For the record, NOAA Corps officer. Make O-4 pay with COLA and BAH with dependents. All hail the mighty COLA. (clearing 100K a year before taxes, though my fat wife is a money vacuum).
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>>560851692
Why don't you find someone willing to pay you to kill yourself?
Win-win.
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i just started my arborist apprentiship. only making about 35k a year right now but ill be getting bumped up real fast. schooling is paid for; amazing training; all gear given; vehicle; never will be out of work... More of you guys really should learn to do trades.
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>>560850364

300k a year is a great income but i wouldnt call you a rich person.

Anyway enjoy it, i wish i had a decent income and a place to call home like you do! dont waste it.
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>>560851743
Working on going to college to get some kind of computer science degree. Used to be big into programming in high school, even doing shit with Prolog and whatnot, but lost touch with it when I picked up guitar.

Going back to school is tough when you have to work full time just to manage to pay the bills though. Really not looking forward to all the student loans.
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>>560852387
I have thought about this, be someone's ginny pig...they can do whatever they want to me. As long as i get something out of it. Better than starving.
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>>560851789
Learn from the things you see around you, be a hard worker, fill a need that hasn't yet been filled, save for a rainy day, gamble years of your life and your savings on a start-up company.... this isn't a big conspiracy /b/ro.
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>>560851468
2 mil as in 2 million
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>>560842061
i am a semi-pro footballer. i would say i'm an amateur footballer since i play in a very low league's reserve team, but i do get payed £10 a week for doing fuck all, so it's all good.
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>>560846681
CCNA is pretty powerful.

I personally run my own computer shop. I do everything from freelance Systems Analysis to completely custom machines. Net+, A+, and Sec+ Certified. I clear about 65k~70k.
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>>560842061
>canada
>program ridiculously boring case-management software
>55K
It's a living.
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20 year old IT graduate in the UK. Just started working for the NHS doing 2nd line support in one of the head offices around the UK.

>£24,000/year

Not great, but not bad for a starting salary. I want to be on a solid 30+ in the next 2-3 years. More if i end up taking an interest in management positions.
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Information architect, draw boxes and tell people how to design shit. $150/yr.
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>>560842061
So is the story behind this true, was she caught shlicking.
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>>560842061
Contract Programmer, although 90% of my work comes from one company. Last month I billed $9200. Normally about $7500, I put back 30% for the Obama nigger.
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Attended 1st choice of Uni for 4 years.
Major in Marketing
Minor in International Affairs
Speak English, Spanish, French, and Portuguese, fluently I may add.
4 years of Sign Language in High School.

>MFW no fucking jobs
>Wat do?
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I work for Facebook.
Been working there for about a year now, salary was 105k, making an extra 15k in bonuses this year.

software engineering
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>>560853445
To clarify. I normally bill $7500 and put 30% of that to savings for taxes.
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Waiter at retirement home dining room.
$11.75/hr
Good scheduling policy (just graduated hs btw)
Then I got fired for bringing my pocket knife to work.
>dat zero tolerance weapons policy tho
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I work at a grocery store part time and make like maybe $4600 a year.
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T1 IT support for a popular backup software company

after taxes it's like 20k a year or so. That's 13$ an hour full time biweekly pay. I don't have shittons of money but it's semi comfortable for the area i live in
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any accounting fags in here?
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>>560853683
Awesome. I've always wanted to be a software engineer, but I had no idea it paid that well!
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>>560853890
did you at least cut someone before you left?
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Calibration technican. 55k.

Did it in the chairforce for 4 years, got out and work for a civilian company. Its nice, get to travel around the state i'm in.
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95k a year. But I live in a red state with a shitty cost of living. Brogrammer. I lift 3-4 times a week. Lived in Japan for 2-3 years. 27 and a virgin.

I don't get women due to lack of social 'skills' and extremely high standards.
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I am a Microsoft Exchange Engineer, making about 70k.

Not bad IMO considering I never went to college, just have an A+ and Security+
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Military here.
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>>560853890
I used to be a shift manager at Advance Auto Parts before I started my shop. My GM just about fired one of our part-timers because he DIDN'T have his pocket knife. Irony is a bitch.
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>>560851789
The buyers will almost certainly have a non-compete clause. Mine was three years. Also if yours is a product company it's hard to re-create the same product without infringing on the intellectual property they bought from you (because of course you knew their confidential information) and I think you'd risk a lawsuit.

Maybe a service company though. But serial entrepreneurship, yea, it's a good way to get filthy rich. Take the millions from your first sale and use it to fund your next company and keep 100% ownership. And on and on.
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>>560854309
Paygrade? There's a huge difference from where I started (E-3) and now.
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>>560854228
ayy lmao

congratulations you are on the point of no return to wizardry
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>>560854457
Service indeed.
And if you have loyal people, you can easily start companies in their names. Or they do it and you do all the thinking so to speak.
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>>560842061
Teacher. 73000, plus doez sweet sweet vacay dayz. Plus I get 5grand raise every year for the next 10.
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monkey in a diaper

lots of banans
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>>560853890
>work at place with lots of knives
>can grab any of them
>get fired because of small knife in pocket

You're probably better off not working at a place that retarded.
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>>560853683
Fuck you, and fuck FB.
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>>560854663

I don't really want to be a wizard, I'd rather just get women that aren't fat or ugly. Usually the girls my friends try to set me up with are butt ugly, fat or really, really stupid. I find it pretty insulting, it's like they think I shouldn't get hot women just because I am socially retarded.
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>>560854126
Nope. Pulled out my knife to cut the wrapper off the top of a wine bottle, just like I had since the day I got hired, then my ass is in the dining director's office.
>no fucks given
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>>560855106
you sound exactly like my friend elliot rodgers.

and bro if you really are socially retarded you aren't ever going to get a hot girl.

having game with woman is a lot about social dynamics
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>>560855260
No fucks should be given, that's so autistic I would smile and leave. It's like getting yelled at by an autistic girl with drool on her chin, while she's in a wheelchair just trying to stay alive for 5 more minutes.
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getting a job at safeway, is it possible to live of that? I eat maybe 10 dollars worth of food a week.
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>>560855106
You shouldn't, and won't.
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>>560842061
Have a gif of her sucking cock
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>>560855564

Well Elliot Rodgers was a failure with no career prospects, and a college drop out. I read a bit of his manifesto. Guy was absolutely nuts.

What do social skill shave to do with getting hot women?
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>>560851468
lol bull

if not, proof and how?
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Fire Lieutenant

105k/year
NY
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>>560854347
>mfw I got kicked out of school for my knife
>I did theater tech crew, literally everyone carried a knife
>not illegal bc private military school
>dat zero tolerance policy
>deja vu
When I make my start up, everyone will carry a knife. Even the programmers.
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Protect the workers on the Alaskan pipeline from animals - 60k
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>>560855761

Why do you say that? Social skills have nothing to do with dating attractive people. Most of /b/ are misogynistic, prattling fat losers compared to a man like me. I'm a damn gentleman and a scholar. Supremely so, I might add.
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>>560855769
>>560842061
ARE THESE REAL?
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>>560854669
If you mean getting around a non-compete clause by starting a company in someone else's name, I wouldn't mess with that. They'll find out and the sales contract would be void. They'd probably get to keep your product and you'd owe back the money. Much easier to negotiate a shorter non-compete term and just vacation for a couple years waiting for it to expire while enjoying your new wealth.
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Work at a IT Service Desk for a large corporation resetting passwords for old people who don't know how to computer or save email to PST files.

>made $33,000 CAD last year before taxes
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>>560854051
Accountant here but I mostly talk and type all day, not much real accounting anymore. $70k/yr doing tax resolution but I don't break 40 hrs/wk most of the time. Self employment's great once you get things set up right.
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>>560842061
Sales
80K
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>>560842061
Residential Construction Superintendent

I've got two years under my belt in this industry so I only make $40k. But I get to yell at Mexicans all day, so that's nice.
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>>560855605
That's pretty much how it was.
Director: We have a zero tolerance policy, I'm going to have to put you on suspension.
>i'm fired
And I'm going to have to confiscate the knife.
>nope.exe
>walk to car
>you just lost a good employee
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>>560856429
fuck off nigger
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>>560856429
no
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Electrical apprentice in Australia, dat 20k a year.
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>>560855805
>What do social skill shave to do with getting hot women?

Sir that pretty sums up why you'll end up a fucking wizard.
did you even reread yourself?
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I'm 22. I'm a software consultant making $70k/yr. Just got a full-time offer at a company I've been consulting at for $85k/yr. Feels good to be a semi yuppie.
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>>560856179
lol i make less than than and i do more than you do
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>>560855712
If it's full-time, yea. All the other f/t employees do.
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>>560842061
Fuck.
I work at Five Guys
Make $8 an hour
I'm 21
My life sucks
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>>560856628

It's more rational for women to prefer athletic, financially well-off and respectful men. Con-artists and sociopaths have "social skills", but they're horrible people.

I think it's mostly PUA garbage that you need "social dynamics" to get hot women. Suppose time will tell if I am correct or not.
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>be 25
>be year 2013
>looking into new fields of work
>investments/commissions
>hminteresting.batt
>idea of not working for salary intrigues me
>poke my head into real estate investment
>most stressful, emotionally-destroying year of my fucking life
>long story short
>make $724,000
>buy house
>move in, rent rooms to friends
>live ultra-cheap
>able to work freelance acting
>chill, easy, fun work
>2014 made maybe 7k so far
>mfw
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>>560853996
>tfw you find out the guy you replaced made X2 what you are being paid
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>>560856628
Oh and also I'm head of products development in Central America and Mexico for a german group
45k entirely taxfree as I am an expat. It's not much in absolute but here it's more than enough.
They also pay my rent and I have a great insurance so it's not too bad. I love my job and would do it for less anyway.
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>>560842061
>Produce Clerk at a big chain super market in Canada
>Safety Committee members
>Display designer for upcoming sale weeks
>Bank extra hours coming in on days off to work on production (salads, veggie/fruit trays, catering)
>40-60 hours a week
>$15.37 an hour
>$2,000 each pay period
>no gf so more disposable income(dont spent money anyways)
>living in a cheep apartment with my buddy we can easily afford
>sitting on $25,000 in the bank with more means of spending it

Dunno if I should go back to school, by the time id be done school id be making $20 an hour working and easy as fuck job where ive got alot of bros to work with and I like the people in the community

>inb4 "huuur trying to justify working a shitty job"

Most days I actually look forward to going to work, chatting with buddies and regulars that come in. Meeting all sorts of new people and making connections and new friends. I cant see my self doing anything else.

>all dat order and neatness
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I train medical people how to use electronic medical records. $76k/yr but I travel 100% of the time...
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>>560842061
Software engineer. 134K last year
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Community Manager 28.5k
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>>560857178
What kind of frequent flier miles do you rack up in a year? Or is it all regional in a car?
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>>560856748
Of course I have the skills to do more than that, am certified and all that, but that seems to be the most common calls we get because the shitty company is too cheap to hire more people. We usually take more than 40 calls per day per tech.
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>>560856959
woah how the fuck do even get started with investing in real estate?
Not working for salary sounds great
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>>560856968
T2 only makes 1$ more and has to deal with way more shit so
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>>560856828
Don't believe half of these guys.
Quite a few of them probably don't even have a job.
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>>560854564
E-2. I'll be E-3 in November. Just in time for the Marine Corps ball.
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>>560857103

Good on you - you got a good deal. Finish it off the way I did with a good, self-providing woman. Don't change a damn thing about
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Who's the chick in op's .gif?
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>>560857504
Yeah i only take like 20~ calls in 8 hours

no sorry you stupid faggots, i can't help you reimport your data, i can help you with this software
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>>560842061
HR Coordinator for IT company, make 60k
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I'm an attorney... I make $60k/year
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I work as a meat clerk in a grocery store. I might make 15000 this year. I make 10.95 an hour Canadian. I don't even get to cut the meat.
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>>560857565
Part that and part losers not posting about how much they suck at life as much
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>>560857989
>faggot plays with meat all day long
>wonders why he doesn't get paid
>why buy the cow when you can get the meat for free?
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>>560842061
I do tech support for a web host. 45k a year.
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>>560844159

how did you manage that? Were you some sort of engineer beforehand who has business knowledge?
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>>560856941
FFS girls aren't economically rational agents trying to maximize their profit by getting a good catch...
You have pretty much the same view about life than said Eliott.

Women aren't some alien creature from Uranus or trophy you earn when you complete your quest or cumulate 50 points of charisma.

I don't know what crap you have been reading and what your experience is with women or human in general but you do not base a healthy relationship on trying to fulfill some checklist of prerequisite.
DO you hang out with your friends because they are rich/popular? Do you spend time with them only because they can improve your opportunities in this world?
nope you do so because you have a good time and fun.

Same goes for women, believe it or not but being an interesting and fun to be around person is the #1 skill to pick up women. Sure good looks, money, fame etc. definitely helps; but women will prefer a funny 6/10 loser to a boring millionaire.
Of course if you are REALLY ugly that's turn off for everybody, but even if girls are harsh in their criticism and scale they actually will settle with something very low on their scale if the "fun" requirement is met.

Ever seen a fat manlet dating a women way out of his league? There you go
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>>560857679
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Pest Control office
25k a year hourly.
Not the best, but it works for now.
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I do IT support level 3 yet 30k a year. I have a hell of a criminal record that kinda holds me back.
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>>560857641
Suck it up and keep at it. It doesn't suck forever, just till your 20 year mark. I've got 5 1/2 left till then.
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>>560856596
I'm not looking forward to dat apprentice wage, but it all pays off in the end
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>>560857731
Pretty much that, yeah.

The number of retarded autists we get on the phone is stunning though.

The worst are the ones in the legal department because they feel obligated to tell you how to fix their computer despit calling you for help in the first place.

Fuck off you crazy burnt-out cunt, if you already knew how to fix your PC why the fuck did you waste me time by calling us? Oh, that's right, because you don't know jack-shit and are just pretending to know more than I do so you can feel better about your soul-destroying, miserable job.
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>>560856959
you're at the poverty line if you've only made 7k in the last 8 months.
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I sell my own iOS apps on the App Store. Over the past 3 yrs, I've made $525k
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design houses, additions, remodeling, etc. for a small residential design/build company, roughly 65k/year, 30 hours/week
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>>560858416
whats on that records brah?
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Writing a fiction novel, making somewhere around -$1000 a year so far, but goddamn it beats construction, I hated that shit
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>>560858598
Hot damn son! What kind of apps do you make?
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>>560842061
I repair cellphones for people, ordering parts from china, make a good hatched out of that, its not registered company, so no tax. While I take tax payer money being home "sick" till further adue, I make about 2500 euros a month
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I make pizzas for a living.
Absolute minimum wage, so 30k a year.
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>>560858139
jab is actually quite demanding. I sling boxes of beef around that weigh 27kg. I deal with a lot of bullshit because of the kind of people that work around eat for 10-20 years
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>>560858754
I've eaten for 24 years.
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>>560858754
job
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>>560858747
that's not minimum wage
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>>560858324
I makes me happy and extremely sad at the same time when I see someone clearly punching way above their weight
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>>560842061
Software Engineer building crappy web apps in shitty PHP.

105k/year.
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>>560842061
Same, except they're a Fortune 100 company and they pay me less.
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108.5k as an aml compliance officer for jpmorgan
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>>560857516

Start with property management. Make the right contacts and learn the trade. Pour money into unfucking disrepaired homes; share in the sale profit. Go from there.

Last big thing that I did was involved in the sale of a farm. Hugely stressful dealing with people and deadlines of that scale.
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>>560858598
do you monetize your apps via advertising at all? I've got no source but I may have heard that free apps make more money than paid apps do, due to ad revenue and the increased amount of users that use free apps over pad ons.
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>>560857535
>T2 only makes 1$ more
you've got to be kidding and if not you work for one of the worst places

many feels for you
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>>560857989
>>560858139
I had an offer to go out to Saskatchewan for a meat cutting course

having a meat handlers cert and meat cutting training will take you a long way.

Generally meat department staff make more than everyone else in the store.

My guys make atlest $25 an hour right now
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>>560856025
Look, i just gotta say, you are a total faggot and your lack of experience with ladies shows. Social skills are how ugly ass dudes get hoss ass babes who rock. Not having social skills is how great men end up dying alone.

lrn2 society
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>>560858324

Your usage of terms like 'manlet' and 'pick up' suggests to me that you are a beta that reads too much PUA. That shit doesn't work in the real world. Women are attracted to good looking, successful and athletic men. Same as men are to young and sexy women.

If you think being a good person and 'funny' will get you hot women, please proceed to prove me wrong.
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>>560858598
this sounds like the life to me, what apps are most successful, do you make game or other shit?
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>>560858983
I hate you. Your types never know a fucking thing about the crap that you deploy. Always blame the host when your code is shitty ass bloated bullshit.
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>>560848121
Way late to this thread, I don''t expect a response, but how do you like being an emergency dispatcher? Is it stressful? Do you feel good about what you do? Do you work often?
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>>560842061
i'm legally insane and classified as "Seriously Mentally Ill" with Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder. this was all rigged by my mother and some weird psychotherapist who i refused to talk to--walking out of the house--and then suddenly the government decides to give me like 20k retroactive and a figure that comes out to a little more than minimum wage but isn't taxed so it's like making 20k a year after taxes for nothing. that psychotherapist died 4 months ago so i'm off the hook for ever having to see him again and i don't have to report or take meds; i'm just "insane" and get free money. it's cool though because i'm a college junior doing very well with 2 associate's and 2 certificates and i'm in the honor society and it's all paid for and i have my own 2 bedroom house, 2 cats, own a 2002 car and everything is paid for and i get a 160/wk allowance. once i get that 100k job in 3 years, i'll lose my SSI benefits and medicare but that'll be fine.
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>>560858942
soz english is not my first language, are you talking about actual lifting weight or is it some metaphor for dating someone out of your league?
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>>560857516
It requires you to practically give over your soul. If you really want to do it, here's the gist:

>research the fuck out of your market for months on end
>find investors
>find a solid realtor(preferably a friend who won't ass rape you on commission) or become one yourself
>find contractors for every trade, or start a partnership with a GC
>buy homes on short-sale/default/below nearby comps
>renovate/repair to comp standard
>sell as quickly as fucking possible to avoid mortgage payments

Again, it's one hell of a fucking ride, but there is a fuck ton of money to be made.
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>>560858983
is it a monotonous job or is it more based on problem solving? How many hours do you work?
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>>560858324

this

>>560856941


honestly bud, you need to be an interesting cultured individual

I play rec dodgeball and volleyball, I go on reddit and learn shit about the world, i know what concerts and festivities are going on in my city, I can talk hockey and nfl with people, i watch movies and shows so I can talk to ppl about them etc..

You gotta be a prety cool guy, who has a good crew of friends. All the girls I dated were really good friends of mine who i met through mutuals, and they liked me for who I was.

Srsly don't listen to this pua shit
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>>560859085
Nah, it's like that at my company too.
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>>560859251
Dating out of your league
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>>560859471

Sounds to me you're just someone who goes through life doing whatever you please, and the women just follow.

Good strategy. Worked for me. I found a marriageable one.
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>>560859136

Where I come from, men who are confident in themselves, athletic, financially well-off and decent looking get the best looking women. Maybe where you are from the popular guys with 'social skills' get all the women.

But that leads me to ask where are you from? Most women do not list social skills on a list of preferred traits. However good looks, money, athleticism, height and intelligence are all listed on most lists. That and confidence.

What other people think of you matters very little compared to how you regard yourself. That's what confidence is. It has nothing to do with your ability to integrate into society. Plenty of 'faggots' and 'autists' as you call them get hot wives or girlfriends.
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>>560842061
Making and delivering your mother fucking sandwiches at Jimmy John's, niggas. 8.25 an hour plus tips, faggots, eat my dick. Can't beat this shit.
Also, soon going to be pulling in a few grand a month from National Guard.
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>>560854051
First year staff auditor at PwC. 55k but the work sucks sometimes.
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>>560858707
>>560859172
I make Kids apps.
>>560859076
No Ads. Some Paid apps, some Free w/ In-App Purchase
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>>560859159
I'm awkward, funky lookin, offensive, and horribly out of shape But, i'm funny and people like to hang out with me

I have a girlfriend, you don't, hahaha.

Prove'd
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Unemployed, 0k per year.
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Haha I did 6.5 years at kpmg and deloitte. Went industry and never looked back. Bounce when u get the experience
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>>560859471

The number of friends you have and popularity have nothing to do with how hot of women you can get. They're independent factors. Hot women date hot men, or rich or athletic men. It's really that simple. People generally date within their league
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>>560859862
That's the nicest thing I've ever heard a Big 4 1st year staff auditor say about their job.
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>>560860012
you need to volunteer or something

you'll find something you like

Best advice is community college for a subject you may be interested in. that will get your foot in the door
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>>560860114
That is a long time to be in public, breh. You should have stayed and made partner lol
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Waste Management. 50k or less a year. On call.
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>>560860123
if you knew anything about social constructs you'd know this is a lie. Popularity/social success is huge for women.
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>>560860123
They highly correlate
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>>560860176
Yeah it really fucking sucks. I was just too lazy to elaborate.
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>>560859992

Sorry man but any idiot can have a girlfriend. It doesn't mean much. ER didnt' date because he was

a) Insane.
b) Batshit insane
c) A malignant narcissist
d) Had unrealistic standards
e) Was a whiny little b*tch

Where I am from women like men that are... Well, let me summarize what my female friends tell me:

-Honest
-Respectful/Loyal
-Financially secure (yeah, they care about money who doesn't?)
-Tall/Athletic
-Good looking
-Reasonably intelligent (usually the smart girls cared about this most)
-Confident in himself

The words popular and social skills never came up. Being able to hold a conversation is important. But having lots of friends will not get you hot women. I promise you that, at least not on its own.
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>>560842061
My office flies the NOAA weather satellites. I'm on the product end...scientific programming and analysis. Pretty good gig, but $55k in DC doesn't go very far and every person I give a shit about is in Minnesota/Iowa. I'm peacing to the Midwest once my company has an appropriate opening.
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>>560860229
>you need to volunteer or something
how bout volunteering himself to apply for jobs

>you'll find something you like
in all reality it would come down to him finding girls to hit on

>Best advice is community college for a subject you may be interested in. that will get your foot in the door
or set him back. i know dozens of people who did that and they are now in their early 20s in debt working minimum wage jobs with nothing to show on a resume.
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>>560859159
lel'd
Sorry I probably spend too much time making fun of the roidfags on /fit/

I know of this because of first hand experience. Dated plenty of chicks since junior high and fucked my way through college. But that would be a bit hard to "prove" to you right now. Not that I even care about my e-penor.

Of couse girls are attracted to good looks, and on a lesser scale to money and success. If you are a famous DJ or an holywood actor you can pretty much fuck whoever you want.
But for the regular joe, only good looks is definitely not enough if you are a weird socially inapt autist.
If you can't make conversation, have her laugh and keep her entertained being a millionaire won't help (or if it does she's a gold digger and that's even worse).

Not sayan that you can date Nicole Kidman if you are a ugly stand up comedy actor. Being funny is definitely not enough on its own. But same goes for the other qualities you mention, just being rich won't get you proper relationships, same as just being beuatifu won't bring you the girl of your dream if you just stand there awkwardly and only make comment about how your redneck mum thinks the world should go.

funny overweight > atheist millionaire with fedora

Of course, having "social skills" PLUS being rich and beautiful tremendously increases your chances.
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>>560842061
I'm a pharmacist, I make about 120k a year
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>>560859745

Around here (New Zealand), women go for athleticism first and charm/social skills second. Being physically fit - not ripped, sculpted or tall - just like you actually run and lift once in a while - to attract them, then say some funny/insightful shit, get 'em laughing and go from there.

And be into interesting hobbies - nerd stuff like card or video games will instantly turn off a NZ woman.

>>560860437

Correct. If you don't have friends/lovers, people instantly wonder what's wrong with you. Popularity shows you're likable and not a creepy weirdo.
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Got a job a pharmaceutical/healthcare company in the NMR department with my BS in biochemistry, pay is ~50k USD. However, I turned it down to go to grad school for organic chemistry. Not sure if this was a good decision.
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>>560842061
That is probably the best 'busted' reaction I've ever seen. I've never really cared for Dodger, but I'd give a high-five for that.

Computer Science, 1 year out of college making $70k in an area that enjoys -4% cost of living.
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Card/board game store.

Decent community, although pretty much everyone is beta.
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>>560860437

Prove it.

>>560860457
See above.

Prove there is a correlation between popularity and the attractiveness to women. Seriously that's all PUA bullshit meant to sell books to pathetic fat men on the net, boys.

The vast majority of women prefer financially well-off, confident, tall, athletic and good looking men. You need to improve yourself if you want the best women out there. Lie to yourselves and say "But I'm a good guy" or "But I'm funny" or "People like me". It might all be true, but it's irrelevant for getting the best tail out there.
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>>560860123
i disagree, they are dependent factors. and i think most people date like-minded people. yeah a girl can date a guy to latch onto him for his wealth and kindness, but on the other hand a girl could date a guy who is a hard working low payed person as she is.
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Driver for Iron Mountain..$40,000 w/ot...
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>>560842061
$35/hr for contract software development.
I could do a lot better but the thought of committing myself to another business makes me feel sick, sometimes physically. Contract work is an acceptable compromise for now and the pay's still decent.
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90k
Software engineer at a major tech company.
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>>560860919

Confident men don't need friends or popularity, because they don't give a sh*t what anyone thinks about them. Popularity and social skills do not always go hand-in-hand with confidence in yourself. Women are attracted to confidence.

I know plenty of guys that are the life of the party, and they are usually not that lucky with women.
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>>560860123

>number of friend and popularity

A lot of hotter girls have something going on though in their lives, like a couple of rec sports, playing at local jams and concerts, or just going out a lot to local events or something extra curricular and social. I only know one cute gamer girl who has little motivation and just plays CoD and Animu shit with her other friends / bf

>They're independant factors

How a women looks doesen't seem to have a hell of a lot of correlation with who they are as a person. I've seen a lot of ugly bishes have horrible personalities and some that I've clicked with, same with 9's. In fact my last gf was probably an 8 - 9 and we had a wonderful 2 years together

I think a lot of /b/ havent met enough girls (especially after high school) to realize this.


>people generally date within their league

Pretty much, yeah
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>>560842061
c# 3D specialist, hired to two indie game devs, 31k annual from one, 28k from the other, depending on my on-site time.
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>>560859076
And yes, lately Free apps easily make more than paid apps. But usually through In-App Purchases, not ads. Well, Ads are probably best on Android. Android users are cheap bastards, and won't pay for anything.
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>>560842061
Go to college in 'murica
loosing 47k a year
fuck everything
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>>560859301
>find investors

And how do you propose to do that? Google? i

>investor who has made lots of money
>22 year old kid says give me ur money, ima fix up a house
>no
>investor buys house himself and fixes it up
>keeps all the profit
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>>560860642
>or set him back. i know dozens of people who did that and they are now in their early 20s in debt working minimum wage jobs with nothing to show on a resume.

Because they're fucking dumbasses and studied for something that that isnt in demand like culinary arts or travel or some bullshit.

Trades such as welding, electrical, alternative energy, industrial engineering, IT, etc. have no problems getting jobs after community college.

Also, if there is nothing in your area, you can move anywhere in the U.S. and Canada to go where the jobs are.

Oil fields in North Dakota and Alberta are booming, Ship building in Nova Scotia and other U.S. cities, or start your own business.

So much opportunity, people are too retarded to look outside of their shitty town.
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I am a freelance Video Game Designer Consultant. Last year I NET'd (net salary after tax for your plebs) around $1.1 USD million.

I am hired by the top video game companies for my ideas on how to make games better. You have definitely played some of my ideas.
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>>560842061
Firefighter/Paramedic. about 39k a year..
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>>560861014
oh that was a very stupid decision.

CAPTCHA:
evidence athealts
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>>560861597

This guy speaks gospel. Trades and manufacturing will always, ALWAYS be in demand. Farming, too.
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>>560861627
>>560861667
This is a fucked up world where somone who says a video game should be something different makes 3 times as much as somone who risks their life every day to selflessly save people.
I bow to you firefighter
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>>560859654
ok soz about that

Well it does make me happy because I've been doing it pretty much my all life.
>not fit
>average looks
>had no money until very recently
>lost virginity at 14 with a 18yo
>fucked literally dozens of chicks in college including cheerleaders

felt good

>>560859471
this guy's got it right.
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>>560861627

Tell Maxis how to make a proper SimCity game again.

Better yet, just get an HD remake of SimCity 4.
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>>560861597
exactly, people can get set on a certain path but when it comes to specifics, such as their classes in this case they fuck up. and yes these people i knew didn't ever look out of their own town.
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>>560861467

The thing is "leagues" aren't determined by how many Facebook friends or how popular you're perceived. I have a lesson for you, kid. And I hope you're listening.

The world doesn't care about me. It doesn't care about you either. It was here long before us, and it'll be here after we're dust blowing in the breeze. The key to confidence and communication is realizing that people don't give a sh*t about you, they care about themselves and their interests. You can carry on a conversation with 90% of women, hot or not, by talking about them and what they are interested in. And by simply not criticizing or condemning anyone. Women are attracted to interested, positive men. Helps if you have the height/body/money, obviously.

90% of the crap out there for PUA is worthless garbage. Anyone that thinks they can get "any woman" is an egotistical douche. I'm a virgin, but that's mostly been by choice. Haven't found the right woman yet.

Sure I play D&D and shit, but I work out a lot too and play sports. Women like confident, athletic men. Way more than they like a guy that can crack a good joke, because in the end women want what men want and that's to f*** and have an easy life.
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>>560861696
elaborate
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>>560861993
Thanks man! Most of us including me do it because it's something we love to do not for the money!!
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firefighter 60k a year but with benefits insurance etc, around 230k overall.
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who's the girl in the gif?
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>>560862267
You should still be paid more tho, even if you don't care about the money
Or lat least more recognition
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>>560842061
Arcade attendant. $9/h about 8 hours a week.

Sell shit on ebay. ~$50 a month.

Do online surveys and perkTV on my phone. ~ $30-50 a month
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I play poker and gamble with rich degenerates for a living. I do pretty well.
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>>560862414
Where at?!
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>>560861591
Investors can be found online. Alternatively, you can speak with anyone you know in real estate to see if they know any. Or worst case, go to a few real estate offices around town and ask the receptionist if you could discuss investment properties with any of the realtors or of she knows anyone you can contact.

The two most difficult parts of doing this are finding an investor who won't fuck you in the ass with his terms, and finding contractors who will show up to do the work in a timely manner and do the work properly.

Investors won't buy the houses themselves and fix them up because it is not worth their time. If they can afford to give someone a 100-500k investment, they don't want to do the shitty legwork that you will do. They just want to profit off of it.
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>>560842061
Unemployed for the last 4 years, not likely to ever get in to the field again. Boring as fuck, and unless you're the type who yearns for a corner office and underlings, there aren't many other avenues for people like me who like the technical aspects of the job but not the meetings and shit.

Currently, I make $0 per month

At my best, I was making $46k per year
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>>560862157
>>560861408
>>560861040
>>560860624
>>560860123

Dat fucken 27yo virgin giving advices about dating and getting women.

>side into orbits

FFS dude, if you haven't successed until now, maybe your views about life are a bit off no?
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>>560860630
You are being ass-raped and your boss is laughing at you. $110K is the minimum salary in DC/NoVa for even a programmer from India who can't get anything to compile. You either have a criminal record or there is something else going on, because no scientific programmer there makes that little.
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>>560862267
> don't do it for the money

amen to that brother
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>>560862506
Yes I agree but I'm working on going into the contract side of things. it's a lot more money there about 120k a year.
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>>560861993
Shut the fuck up, the world has a million guys that are willing and able to learn fire fighting.

Also learn how to use a goddamn calculator shithead.
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>>560842061
>Delivers weed to people
>Idk 10$?
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>>560862560
Falmouth VA
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>>560862191
semi-serious
if that much money is that quick to get don't pass it up
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>>560862649

I have not failed to get attractive woman, I just haven't found her yet. Women are attracted to men of value, not guys that are good at joking around and having many friends. Has nothin' to do.
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>>560862507
what else do you do with your life? no disrespect jw
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I make about 22k a year as Front Desk clerk in a Hotel. It's pretty cushy work I would say.
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>>560856429

that's a toucan you shitposter
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Cell Tower climber 60k. I almost die one day a week but it makes my dick hard 7 days a week. Also I have to work 7 days a week.
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>>560862619
so what are your plans before you drain away all your money
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52k

postdoctoral researcher in bioinformatics at a major US university

I do very little work...today I watched zelda speedruns and let my code run
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>>560842061
70k euro? Pound? Kronor? Zloty?
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>>560863147
Lots of gaming. I was unemployed for 2 years, and just got this job about 3 weeks ago. The side things have paid the phone bill, and now the job will finally let me start doing other stuff.

I've already been told that my hours will go up and I have a promotion already in line, so I'm not too worried.
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>>560862956
If I earn my PhD (roughly 5 year process) I will make double that easy. So long run I make much more, however I only get about 24k USD during grad school (no tuition though).
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>>560842061
I'm unemployed and I live with my mom.
Shit sucks, but I'm looking for work.
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>>560863278
dewey is halarious
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>>560863320
scott gtfo
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>>560859662

Kinda yeah

Think about it this way, you might get to know a lot of people, but the ones that you chill out with all the time are going to be a much smaller group.

Things have to be a two way street, If a girl keeps asking for favors or shys away from hanging out often, I just say fuck it after a bit - she made that call after I reached out a couple of times (and verified shes wasn't just too shy or w/e)

I've actively asked about 15 ish girls out, none actually panned out for more than a week for various reasons, but the 3 girls I've dated fell into place because we were good for each other

congrats on your marriage anon
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>>560863320
yeah Scott, gtfo
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>>560842061
Junior Partner at one of the Big Four accounting firms.

110k before benefits and bonuses.
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>>560859929
>I make Kids apps.
explain. i have literally no idea what a kids app might involve.
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>>560844260
well that was unfulfilling
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Technical Designer (contract) for Console Game, and i make ~45k
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>>560842061
Concrete pouring $18,000/year
It really isn't worth the back breaking but I can triple the pay in a couple years of working
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>>560862157
>>560862649
>>560862649
>>560862157

Okay so I'll sum it up a bit before this derails too much

>IM AN AUTISTIC 27YO VIRGIN
>IM MAD BECAUSE I CAN'T GET HOT GIRLS AND EVERYBODY TELL ME ITS BECAUSE IM AWKWARD AS FUCK BUT I DON'T BELIEVE THEM
>"wow dude maybe you should take a look intot that, being rich and beautiful is important, but it's worthless if you are a fedorafag or a foul bachelor
>OMG YOU KIDS READ TOO MUCH PUA, IF YOU THINK YOU CAN "PICK UP GURLS" WITH YOUR FUN SIDE GOOD LUCK IN LIFE
>never said that, also I have a girlfriend
>WHATEVER I KNOW FOR SURE WHAT GIRLS WANT, EVEN IF THEY DONT LET ME APPROACH WITHIN 5M. MY 27 YEARS OF BEING A VIRGIN ARE VERY HELPFUL IN THIS MATTER. ALSO I LIVED IN HIKKIKOMORI-COUNTRY
>seriously dude, if you want to be fitter and work hard to be sucessful in life it's great, just saying that you should also work on your people skills as they are important
>OMG THE NUMBER OF FRIENDS YOU HAVE ON FACEBOOK ISNT CORRELATED TO THE NUMBER OF WOMEN YOU DATE
>...
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>>560861340
>SCSI

Do you program for an Apple II? What shitty company still uses SCSI devices?

Also:
>malloc fails
>catastrophic, unrecoverable error, even OS unable to handle it
>log it through macro that mallocs again
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>>560842061
I'm a ship fitter
>>20k

I do not get paid enough for my job.
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>>560863765

Thanks. We dated three years ago, but didn't last long. Rekindled early this year, and now plan to get engaged once she moves in.
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>>560846342
>Security guard
> 63k/year (31/hr)
> look for military contracts
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In runescape or irl
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isnt it amazing how every time one of these threads happens, there are 50%+ of people claiming to be in the top 1% of earners?
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>>560861340
>if (!checkSenseOk()){do shit}
why not try catch? this seems like shit code wtf
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Just completed my first year in sales, moving in from the warehouse. I make 40k now, maybe 3k in commission from January until now, and my 8k raise kicks in September first. Job sucks dick, but in my part of tx the cost of living is low....probably from the nigs.
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25 years old. Web manager.

Manage a small team of web developers and freelancers at a marketing firm. Make 70k now. Will probably become a director next year and be at 80-85k.
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>>560864423
>Just delivers weed to people
>like 10$
>Like a boss
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Opera/Choir singer. Do Voice-overs on the side.

160k, but it varies a bit. Movie residuals are fucking great.
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United states navy. E-2. You can look up my wage
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>>560864423
Incredible that all these people earn more than let's say google software engineers
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I sell weed, uppers, downers, and psychedelics the pay varies but is tax free so thats a plus today i made about $100 it was slow but hey all i had to do is meet druggies im also only 18 and live with my parents so i dont have many expenses
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>Need help derailing with spiderman
>>560863573
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