>be in college, have beautiful and caring girlfriend >girlfriend

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pic of gf and her mom

this didn;t happen

Time for a 3way

>>560793418
Oh god she's hideous

>>560793453
this

>>560793418
Also. Its pretty common. I had sex with 2 of my gf's moms

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the mom is a fitness enthusiast too so she has a great body even though she has 3 kids

I call bs on that

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>inb4 walk dinosaur

omg you r living my dream.

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will dump more pictures of gf's mom for you guys to judge

OP's a pretty cool guy.
Eh dreams of sucking nigger cock while b8ing /b/ with delusional fake stories and doesn't afraid of anything.

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DO IT!
I've done my ex-gf's mom a couple of time. Goddamn they both like to suck the cum outta my dick, no matter what hole I was fucking. Good times.

got 2 friends that had a very good thing running with daughter/mom by the looks go for eeeet

>>560793418
OP fuck the mom a few times they convince her she needs to have a lesbian experience with her daughter and you walk in and fuck them both.

OP how is old is your GF? She looks 14 tbh.

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i'm suprised too, and im not kidding, i always thought her mom was a bit of an attention whore

This probably isnt real, but if it is, just fuck the mom. Youre not going to marry the daughter, and this is a story you can jerk off to for years.

Put it in her ass and cum on her face. Shes obviously a freak

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>>560794251
shes 19, sex skills is about 14 years old tho

>>560793418
If you want a relationship with your gf to last, you gotta be able to sit down together and talk about things. Nothing gets solved by not talking about it. There's a good chance that by talking to her, you can get her to want to be more experimental and perhaps even wild in bed. If you choose the milf, you go the lazy route.

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"Put it in her ass and cum on her face. Shes obviously a freak"

I second that.

>>560794282
I'd hit that.

>>560794282
Do it Op. Fuck the mom a few times then get the daughter involved. Tell the mom she needs to teach her daughter how to fuck you.

>>560794282
Holy fucking stupid hair. She's got a good body for her age, but that face is awful. And the hair, can't mention that enough.

>>560793886

Damn she's really hot on that pic
Do it and make an other thread when you'll have a 3some with the daughter

>>560794476
...no. Who the fuck are you? Dr Phil?

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>>560794679
she is at least 40 i believe, but im interested in her "experience" so she calls it, sex with gf is just too monotonous

>>560794823
Video fucking her. I want a video of her. If she's in Florida, I'll fuck her.

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How about this OP...

TALK WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND!

Talk about the way you feel and aske her if she's up for learning some new things.

>>560793731
she that when you are 40
25 stone and have jacked off in 3 years
way to be a fucking loser

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>>560793418

OP, it is obvious for all of us, we would all bone the mum.

But your inability of seeing the blatant nature of the situation suggests that you actually care for the girl.

I'd say don't bone the mum if my latter deduction is true.

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>>560794953
I doubt she'd let me video tape, she has a husband but hes out of the country at least half of the year

moar and fuck the milf OP
>3 way

>>560794823
fuck her
dump girlfriend
get another girlfriend whos family isnt a complete piece of shit.

This relationship isnt going to last op her moms already made it awkward as fuck. I wouldnt settle for awkward as fuck the rest of my life.

>>560794476
Why not both?

fuck your girlfriend and than let the mum suck your cock clean than

Don't do that faggot, it's a trap

>>560793418
she wears pigtails for a reason, for you to hold on to when she's pounding her ass back toward you

So, do it, OP and hold on for dear life.

>>560795059
Nah, she's disgusting, and you need to take some English lessons.

>>560795151
What state do you live in?

>>560795151
your girlfriend is pre disposed to cheat on you. Get out of relationship ASAP after you fuck her mom silly.

I'd rather fuck the mother than your girlfriend

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>>560795094
i actually do care about my gf, shes super innocent but honestly when her mom grabbed my cock it was probably the hardest i've ever gotten in a while

>>560794795
Just trying to help a /b/ro out. Sure, the milf gives short term enjoyment, but the gf has the ability to give him long term happiness. They got to be able to talk about anything in the relationship that concerns them without getting agitated about it.

Goddamn, OP. That MILF takes care of herself and is willing to take care of you. Either take them both into the bedroom or ditch the GF and fuck the mom exclusively.

>>560795657
And imagine how hard you'll be when she deepthroats you til she reaches your balls. Do it OP. And film it. She'll go along with it if you ask nice enough and tell her you don't want to forget her or some shit

>>560795657
>I actually do care about my gf

FOR FUCK SAKE OP STOP FUCKING HER ABOUT. YOU CARE ABOUT HER? I CARE ABOUT MY 3 DOGS. THAT DOESN'T MEAN I WANT TO BE IN A COMMITTED RELATIONSHIP WITH THEM

OP, met the milf mom at a hotel, this way you and her can fuck without the worry of your GF finding out. Just make sure that you both get to the room at different times.

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>>560795480
florida
>>560795456
if i do it i would honestly feel bad for my gf, granted i doubt she would ever find out because she doesnt catch onto these types of things

What kind of shitty whorish mom trys to have sex with her daughter's boyfriend...

>>560795657
If you fuck the milf OP consider your relationship with the gf over. She will hear about it, and chances are, she will not be alright with it. So not alright with it that she will probably not want to see you again.

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>Not realising the mother is a crazy bitch and just trying to break you up so she gets to keep her daughter sweet and innocent

OP, has your gf ever had any bf's before you? What happened to them? Don't you think it's strange that a girl as hot as your gf is still so innocent?

>>560793418

Tell your GF, One of my Ex's mom taught her how to do proper BJ's so they're perfectly find doubling up on someone.

Requesting pic of hot moms ass

The daughter looks hot, shes young, give her time to learn some bedroom skills and you will profit.
You can tell her whoring mom to piss off, who would want to fck such an old whore in the first place.

>>560795969
The kind that everyone needs

>>560793418
I fucked my ex's mom once, while my ex was out of town. BEST experience of my life so far. I say you should do it.

>>560793453
Sorry bro they are both pretty ugly

>>560795974
If the girl hears about it, so will the husband. I doubt OP is the one who'd need to be worried.

>>560793418
Tell your GF. Sit down with her and tell her of it. This might all be a test to see if you're loyal. Even if it isn't, tell you're gf anyway

OP, maybe suggest to the mom that she should teach her daughter some sex skills. All the while you fuck the mom

>>560796386
Yea...hey mom, I need to see if anon is loyal to me...can you grab his cock while Im upstairs?

lol

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>>560795974
im just gonna say it but i think my gf is sexually challenged, she is hot and beautiful but she either fucks like its her first time or just lays there and doesn't do anything

>do it [ x ]
>don't do it [ ]

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>>560796165

>>560796386
>a test to see if you're loyal
>being willing to mix yourself with this level of crazy

WAY TO GO IDIOT

>>560795948
and you dont have these kinds of pics of the gf?

Personal army attempt. Some jealous dude trying to get in someone elses gfs pants

>>560793418
so just because your girlfriend isn't a raging slut like her mom you're thinking of cheating on her. Your girlfriend is cute OP, just talk with her

>>560795948
WHAT FUCKING PART OF FLORIDA.

The girl in this pic >>560796532
Is not the same as the girl in this pic >>560793453

>>560795982
This.
There is nothing about this that sounds like a good idea.
I'm picking up psycho mom vibes all over.

Don't tell your girl yet, but watch your six, as this will only get Battier.

OP do you have her number? If so get some nudes she probably will give whatever you want.

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>>560796642
I do but the subject is her crazy mom
>>560796910
i feel like that would be a drawback and tbh she seems really crazy, but perhaps thats not too bad in bed

>>560796532
10/10 would bang, not the mom obv

This dude is obviously 15 or 16, GF is about the same. There is no fucking way shes 19. Thus, I go back to my original comment. Youre not going to marry the daughter. FUCK the mom dude. Fuck her hard. You will not regret it

>>560796532

Although we're all aware these aren't the women in question....

.....I would never stop cumming if I could have a 3 way with that woman and her underage daughter.

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>>560795948
OP, if your girlfriend is what you say she is. you have the power to do what the fuck you want. Get the mom involved. fuck her a few times and see where it goes then ask her how she feels about her daughter. she ever been curious about another girl. Just come out and tell her you want to fuck them both and it would be so hot to watch them kiss and bump clits. If you do it though, you have to make the daughter eat your cum out of her moms ass. Best thing ever. I'm speaking from experience. I fucked the mom in the middle and the daughter on the left with each other. they had really close relationship and one time, I was drinking wine with daughter and mom comes in and gets a glass, next thing you know we're talking about adult things and she asks how our relationship is. I was surprised at how open my girlfriend was to talking about fucking with her mom then she asked how big my dick is and the girlfriend just took me to show her. I said are you you serious and she said jeez, and began unzipping me herself.

>>560796532
Hey, ask her for nudes and post em.
I feel dumb having to tell you this.

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Talk with your gf? Teach her? Show her some porn?

The GF will last a lot longer than Stacy's mom.

>>560796532
When I was 19 I managed to pick up this older lady, and she was like a 6/10 and had a 6 year old kid, so I was obviously only in it for the sex. And she got WAAAAAY to clingy.

Anyways onto the point, she was AWFUL in bed. Like you said she was just pretty bad at everything, and even when she did suck my dick it wasnt very good, and only for a max of like 2 minutes. Then she would either ask to get eaten out or just lay there while I fucked her. After like 2 weeks I literally couldnt even get a boner for her anymore she was so bad at sex. She still texts me once every few months, but I havent texted back since 2012.

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>>560797081
that is actually her, and her daughter, she has 3 daughters, my gf is the oldest one

>do it man why do you even ask

>>560796532
wtf how old is your gf?
also i dont think you can get any lower than cheating on your gf with her married mother, same goes for the mother
she risks to completely destroy her relationship with her daughter

>>560797168
are those his forced wives or something? You would think they would be happier living in his castle rather than in actual best korea.

>>560795948
what part of florida?

And how the fuck do you have all these pics of the mom? Seems strange to me

>>560797395
1. What part of FL? If you tell me central, give me her address. I want to fuck her.
2. Please tell me your gf's name is stacy. Because, song.

>>560793418
This story is probably not true but I'd go for it

>>560797427
exactly why it would never be mentioned.

>>560797034
Dude, do not fuck the mom.
Period.
If she's willing to do that to her daughter she's crazier than a bag of cats.
Just play it cool and if she makes another pass, ask your girlfriend if she knows

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>>560797427
shes 19
>>560797595
south beach
>>560797612
facebook and ig, she posts these to her fb and instagram

>>560797092

More pics of the mom?

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I want someone to try telling me that...
>>560794426
Is the same girl as...
>>560796532

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>>560797612
shes a fitness enthusiast so she cosntantly posts pictures of her progress, although i think its more because she wants attention

>>560797731
post pics of GF so we can compare

>>560793418
>girl
>innocent
Pick one

>>560797887
Is that a c-section scar?
Chances are, she's still tight!

>>560797395
>not having a 5 person orgy with the whole family.
You've already failed us. There's nothing you can do now.

>>560797731
is your gf friend name stacy?

>>560798152
mean gf*

>>560797843
it's not faggot

op post gf for comparisson

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>>560797843
not same girl, its my gf's sister
>>560797916

>>560797843

l2 fucking read, the woman had 3 kids

>>560798479
Ask the mom for nudes and post them, prease.
Also, you should bang her, duh.

>>560793418
Go full yolo, fuck the milf and make sure you cum in her. Eventually convince them both to have a threeway with you. Live rest of life basking in your own glory.

>>560798479
she's cute. got the whole Jennifer Love Hewitt look.

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brb gonna go eat, will return, in the meantime send some more advice i will need to think long and hard about what to do

This whole story sounds fake, and that's saying something considering th plethora of bullshitting and lying that happens here.

OP, let's get to the real issue - YOU'RE GAY AND THAT'S OKAY

>>560798652
this

>>560798659
^only correct answer itt
>>560793418

OP how long ago did this happen?

>>560797843
The sad part is, not only did he already post the mom with the GF and say that the mom had two more kids, but that kid actually just looks like a younger version of the GF. Like, it could easily be a childhood photo or a younger sister, but no, you have to go "hurr it's nawt the same chik wtf." Jesus fucking Christ.

>>560797887
WHA? A woman whoring for attention on the Internet? Next you'll tell me the sky is blue or that Santa isn't real. Get your level of crazy checked, asshole.

>>560798737
Fuck every female member of that family. You can do it OP, if you try.

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>>560798659
Actually this, but in a more decent way, OP.

Talk to her mom about banging and make sure that your gf will never ever find out about it. Perhaps you could ask her to spark up a conversation with your gf about your sex life and she could give her advice. Just a thought.

The moms an attention whore. Send her a "hey, I want to see what you've got going on" text and you'll have milk tits spamming your chat log for a month.

Assuming op isn't a liar like usual.

Interesting. An image search of OP's GF comes back with absolutely nothing

>>560799118
Milf tits. Fuck autocorrect.

>>560796532
If you think all the blame is on her, then ok anon. Whatever, I really don't care. Your ego is too much in the way to solve this properly (the ego being the part of the psyche that makes excuses and attempts to reason to the individual so that they think they are always in the right, even if the individual might have otherwise recognized they might have some blame attributed to them).

It's your fault for not talking to her about how unsatisfied you are with sex as much as it is her fault for not being better at sex. If you don't talk about it, you give up a gorgeous gf and perhaps someone else will be willing to talk about it and then have a sexually wild beautiful gf that you passed up on.

>>560798505
Murtipre chirdren? Impossibre!

Anon if you post more pics of GF to see how hot she is, then we can help.

>>560798479
teach her how to fuck properly

looks like shes worth the effort

Do it if you want but cover your ass by having your cell phone on record, that way if it is a set up you can twll your girlfriend that you were recording her mother's come ons.

You must create plausible deniability at every moment in life. It is the path to invulnerability.

>>560793418
PLOW THE MOM, I DID AND IT WAS AWSUME

>>560799696
...>have your phone recording
>plausible deniability
>but I had the phone recording for that reason
>uh.

>>560799363
Also milk tits.

>>560799696
lol, that's what I do. DID WE JUST BECOME FRIENDS?! Wanna go play Karate in the garage!?

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>>560796874
Are you retarded? Ofc it's not, he said she has 3 kids.

get a new pillow case

>>560798737
fuck the mom, do it. it's everyones fantasy, then try and carry on the charade of a relationship with her daughter knowing you've been inside her creator.

>>560798659
This. If you can get the mom to lick her daughter's asshole while you fuck her then you will be winner at life.

>>560799696

To add,

Imagine how fucked up her mom must be... and imagine how fucked up your gf will be if she finds out you fucked her mom?

Talk about a recipe for disaster.

It might be more fun to set up some recordings or camera that show the mother coming on to you and use that to blackmail her for money and shit, just not sex because she obviously doesn't care and it would probably fuck up your gf for the rest of her life.

What's wrong with her disgusting head? Your gf is cute. It's your loss if you would throw it all away just because she won't give head. You and the whore mom deserve each other

>>560796532
dont you think this happens because she loves you and is too afraid to lose you so she is embarrased in front of your judging her eyes ?
inb4 not romantic fucker

>>560799837

In your pocket, covertly. Not holding it up like you are taking a selfie.

>>560800083

This is exactly what I would do. I would then brag about it for years to come.

>>560793418
They are testing you she will tell her daughter

Post her Tits OP. Do it.

OP do you have noodz of GF?

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>>560793418
OP It will likely be the best sex you have ever had. If you don't go for it, your both a faggot, and retarded.

>>560797395
wouldsodomize/10

>>560801376
By providing an ultimatum through attack on person, you show how insecure you feel about your own stance. Perhaps not consciously. Your ego is in the way and while you may think you are leading a good life, one day you will get shit on so hard and have no idea what happened. You may remember what I have said here in this message. If you do, reflect on it, for you did this all to yourself.

>>560794640
this

>>560793418
Don't fuck up what seems like a good relationship already, anon.

I dare OP to send GF's noodz

>>560797092
go on..,

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>>560802050

Are you fucking kidding me? Who let this kid in?

I'd definitely do his gf over his mum
>gf is pretty hot
>mum has the face of a horse
>both have pretty nice bodies
Also you could always try talking to your gf about being more active during sex ...

OP you are stupid as fuck.
First, learn that stupid sexually retarded girlfriend of yours how to fuck properly. I had a gf she didn't wat me fucking her from behind 'cos she felt like a whore lolwut, but with little patience and persuasion after two months she was giving me rimjobs and taking it in the ass. Every woman is a whore, your job as a man is to evoke that in her.
Also, fuck that milf.

>>560802873
Nice attempt to put me in a position below you, you being the self-identified adult and me being, as defined by you, the kid. In my perspective, it is you being the child here, though I do not mean it in an assaulting manner, as you do. I mean it in a manner that you most likely believe that physical material possessions and income is the best measure of success and wealth, when it is nothing but another construct of atoms and energy, just like you or me or the clouds above your head or the black holes hurtling through the cosmos. These are things that exist by virtue of a force that vibrates at a low rate to form material things. These things do not matter. It is the energy behind them and us that matters. You are human and I am human. Attempting to degrade me means you degrade yourself.

OP I have an idea!

One late night, sneak into your girlfriends house and rape her. The trauma from the rape will scar her, and after a while she'll turn into a sex crazed psycho and be the freak in the sheets you've always wanted.

Whether you fuck the mom or not is up to you, tbh. I don't think your girlfriend will ever find out. If she does, her mom's ass is grass.

I would hit that harder than the police a cracknigger.

>>560803742
you are such a fag anon

>>560803742
>black holes HURTLING through the cosmos
6/10. You were doing great until that.

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OP here I'm back, for those that are telling me to train my gf to become better at sex, trust me I've tried, shes one of those who wont try new things, when I told her what a blowjob is her response was she would never ever do that and she is very adamant about it, I love my gf but hoenstly her attitude towards sex reminds me of my relationship when I was 14.

>>560803742
Troll Detected

Go smoke dmt somewhere else hippy

>>560804112

yeah that guy is probably high or something, talkin about the cosmos and perspective on life and shit. Save it for the schwagstock, hippie!

>>560804112
Nice try, but I'm not concerned with what a complete stranger thinks they know about me without any attempt at clarification about it.

>>560804203
I'm a human, we make mistakes. Let me use a different word in that instance: "...black holes flying through the cosmos..."

>>560804381
Post link to Mom's Instagram account.

>>560804759
yes please do that.

>>560804381
Fuck her mom OP. I assure you, you wont regret it. Also, post nudes of her mom.

>>560797034
nigger

>>560804404
>>560804430
No, I'm not high, and I've never done DMT. Some of these things are scientific in nature and should be applied to life by anyone attempting to live in a scientifically advanced society.

You are both allowing your egos to swallow up any sort of outside perspective. Rather than attempt to understand (even if you don't accept) you shut out. If science behaved like this we would still be fooling around with the wheel trying to understand what it means for us as a species.

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>>560804915
If I can get any nudes of her, I doubt she'd let me because she is cheating on her husband would not be good for me or her if husband finds out

>>560805110
then post noodz of daughter

>>560804381
is her name Mrs. Robinson?

>>560805030
Obvious troll is obvious.

Why the fuck you ask this question here...

FUCK THE MOM !

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>>560805030

>>560804381
Don't cheat. You'll feel horrible. Tell gf if sex doesn't improve, you're out.

>>560805110
Stop wasting your time on here,
and go fuck the living shit out of her right now.

Also, pics or it didn't happen

>>560805110
She obviously enjoys the attention and circumstances of an affair, so I wouldn't count out noods.

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>>560805541
Yeah but if that happens I'd lose opportunity to fuck her mom
>>560805613
I'm pretty much 80% leaning towards just fucking her mom and hopefully gf doesn't find out

>>560805281
And now you seek to dismiss me as a troll. You really have let your ego dig deep. The ego is a portion of the psyche of all human beings that induces self-praise, self-indulgence, and attempts to come up with reasoning to explain any and every action you undertake in life. This self focus is not only harmful to you, but harmful to our entire species. Evolution didn't happen by survival of the fittest for us. It happened by us banding together and working our asses off.

>>560805483
Ok. Whatever I guess.

>>560805541
don't listen to this faggot.

DO IT. FUCK HER MOM FOR THE GOOD OF /B/

>>560805805
Godspeed anon.

>>560805805
Post GF's slutty pics. If she's hot enough, then it's not worth risking it

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>>560802873

tl; dr

Advise still stands - kill yourself while we all live vicariously through OP, or at least his story.

>>560805110
South beach you say?
I'm in north Miami, I'll fuck her for you m8

OP how long ago did this happen. If you're going to do it do it quick.

>>560806124
This guy knows his shit

>>560806387

Oops, meant you

>>560806000
>>560803742

>>560805805
Fucking do it anon. Eat that pussy and fuck hat ass.You really want this shit to work, buy some real pheromones like the ones from androtics direct or pheromonexs and fuck both of them together. you can do that shit because they will want you.

>>560804381
Don't cheat. You'll feel horrible. Tell gf if sex doesn't improve, you're out. >>560805805
Don't make the married mom hide it too. Control it, man. You'd risk so much.

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>>560805805
So the mom will only fuck you if you're in a relationship with her daughter?

Seriously how are you not picking up serious psycho vibes from this woman? Stop thinking with your dick for a second. If you're lucky and she's not doing this as some kind of twisted test, you're left with a woman who'd gladly cheat on her husband and destroy her daughter.
Does this sound like the kind of woman who'd tell you if she had herpes, or be honest about her birth control? Sure, you might get great sex out of it(but then again, she might be awful in bed too) but you might gain a stalker/18 years worth of child support/be the victim of a murder-suicide.

She's fucking psycho, and don't think the fact that she's married means she'll be too afraid to do shit to you, because she obviously doesn't give a FUCK about her husband.


This is of course all assuming this isn't some bullshit story on /b/, which it probably is.

>>560805805
80%? What the fuck?

Start a new routine

>Stay the night at girlfriend's house
>Fuck her silly, exhaust her
>Sneak out of room once she passes out
>Fuck her mom silly, then return to gf's bed

Problem solved

>>560804595
In an ever expanding universe everything is always moving in regards to everything else. I wouldn't use any specific verb to describe how they move because it's all based on the perspective the the point in space.

>>560793418
OP ask the mom if she would help you teach your girlfriend and have threesome

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>>560805805
Im quite fucking sure the mom will tell her daughter eventually you fucked her.

fuck the mom, then fuck the daughter later that day.

only way to go op. post pics when done.

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>>560804381

You should fuck her as many time as possible. I highly recommend doing it with your girlfriend home.

You should be fucking this woman while your girlfriend waits for you to show up, then when you cum inside her mother, sneak out the window, run around to the front door and knock like you just showed up. Then, with you cock still covered in her mothers juice, have her blow you and enjoy it while she unknowingly commits an act of incest.

>>560806583
You don't even realize how un-human it is to experience things vicariously, do you? Instead of being above or being observers, you should be trying to help a fellow human, not watch the drama unfold. It's this type of mindset that has allowed the cesspool of violent and disconnected thoughts and actions to form. This goes against everything that has helped us evolve. This is the process to de-evolution and eventually the mass suicidal-genocide of our species.

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>>560793418
Do you really want to be in a relationship with a girl whose mother is a nympho? One way or the other you'll slip up and the whole relationship will explode. Besides, you're young, more relationships will come.

tl;dr fuck the mom as often as you can and then move as far away from that family as possible

>>560793418
Get her mom to teach her how to be a beast in bed, get both on your dick at the same time.
No problems at all...

>>560794640
I've seen this porn.

>>560807175
whiteknight alert

>>560805030

I know it doesn't come across well on the internet, but my comment was meant to be tongue-in-cheek. I agree with your train of thought, you're obviously well educated. I'd warn against making assumptions about people though. Remember that, though you may empathize with others and do your best to understand them, you will always be constrained to your individual perspective.

>>560806981
True, and I don't attempt to describe them any more than to get the point across that these things are flying through the universe at up to thousands of miles an hour and that these things exist as a physical construct of energy, even if it is only relative to our position in the universe.

>>560797731
well shit OP, we're almost neighbors, except you live in an overpriced ass area and I live in an area full of hippies and pricks, coconut grove.

She could be testing you on behalf of her daughter.

>>560793418
goddamn that's a hot milf. you'd be crazy not to fuck her OP, especially with your gf being the way she is. carpe diem OP, and may the gods watch over you.

>>560806820
Forget what I said, listen to this guy. If this even is real it has to be a test, or the mom is legit crazy.

Burn their house down and blame it on the dog.

>>560805805
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>>560793418
Shes hot and id fuck the shit out of her, but-

A. goddamn her hair looks fucking retarded as fuck. what does she think she is? a faggy dubstep artist?

B. she is craving attention so fucking hard with all these fucking pictures... there is def something wrong up in her head.

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>>560807175

Engaging you is to jump into a pool of shit covered pretentious fuckery.

OP - we're all just waiting for the nudes, so please post them. I want to see this womans vagina, whether or not she's the person you're describing in your stories, and whether or not your story is actually true.

20 M here
my sex skills are as of a 14 yr old
;_;

>>560805805
if the sex is that much of a problem and it may lead to you 2 breaking up, hold it until you do then fuck the mom.
if you see your relationship as a long term thing doing will bite you in the ass later on.

Holy FUCK that mom is hot. You HAVE to hit it or else you'll regret it the rest of your life.

The mom wont' tell the daughter. It'll be a fun secret. Your not going to stay with the daughter anyway so do it.

>>560793754
dude hnng, go for it

>>560807493
That word doesn't mean what you think it means, anon.

>>560807493
Whiteknight? I seek to keep us from killing ourselves as a species. I love what humanity can be and can accomplish. I don't want to see that cut short because people are too narrow-minded.

>>560807630
I realize, though I do my best to center my bias to be as neutral as possible before I do any sort of thinking or engaging in any sort of discussion like this. It is hard to think outside my own bubble, and while I manage to accomplish it sometimes, I can't always keep my perspective unbiased. Even this, I accept and understand, though I fight against it as hard as I can.

>>560804595
>not concerned with what a complete stranger thinks
>types out fucking paragraphs of bullshit for them

Jesus titty fucking Christ.

>>560793418
If you don't get nudes from mom you're not allowed back here.

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>>560808050

This is actually very true. I regret most sex that I turned down because of some moral dilemma at the time. When you don't care about your GF and she's long gone, you'll think "GOD DAMMIT WHY DIDN'T I FUCK HER MOM."

And it'll be too late.

>>560807847
I could say the same about you, but I choose not to because it does nothing other than show how hard it is to discuss an idea with someone you obviously disagree with, even though my point in many of my posts was to try and get people to think with less bias and with more understanding, which you struggle against very, very hard.

>>560808352
I don't care what they think concerning me. I type out the paragraphs in an attempt to get a person to do critical thinking, a skill many people choose unworthy of learning.

>>560807810
Agreed. I think daughter is innocent and probably anti slut because she's disgusted by that aspect of her mom. If OP doesn't think this through about it it is really a wrong thing to do to the poor girl, yes impulses are impulses but why not actually try to be someone? It just seems weak to go and have sex with mom

>>560807749
>She could be testing you on behalf of her daughter.

If she simply talked about it, this would be a reasonable thought. Since she grabbed his cock, thereby showing her serious intent, thinking this becomes more about holding back because you're not the kind of person to take any chances on anything.

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>>560808353

>>560808536

Word. I'm 32 and have thrown my dick through a good amount of pussy, but I could have easily gotten double if I wasn't over thinking situations or being a dumbass. There is a lot of 7-10s I missed out on and I regret it. That milf is a 10. A true rare specimen if she really had 3 kids and is around 40. My god. . .

>>560808845
That run-on sentence, though.

>>560804381
Fuck both gf and milf in the ass.

>>560798304
"stacy's mom" is a song

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>>560808845

Good, then fuck off with it while we do our thing. There's plenty of issues and ijustices to solve outside of /b. Go forth, white knight, play in Gaza or something.

Fuck the mom so you could be in a relationship with your child's half sibling. It'll be like Kentucky backwoods, just technically legal.

>>560806820
>She's fucking psycho,


I feel like this is too extreme of an opinion to have based on a few examples of fact and assumptions by OP.

I am old as fuck and I can tell you without fail that she will fuck you every which way imaginable and it would be beyond anything your kid mind can imagine.........and that you would regret not going for it for the rest of your life.....I can also tell you she is likely batshit insane.

That said, I don't believe a word of what you are saying but have enjoyed the pics!

>>560806820
You're overthinking the shit out of this.

The woman just wants some young D, it's not like she plans on hurting her daughter. She probably figures, "If it's good enough for her, it must be pretty good." People do get horny without being fucking crazy.

>>560793453
jesus christ is your girlfriend 12?

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>>560793418
dude. all of 4chan will lose respect and remember this day.

FUCK THE MOM

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>>560809051

Biggest regret was an underage 3 way with two 8/10. HUGE regret...I'm currently feeling regret even typing it. I could have had that all the time...but no...I had to focus on a girlfriend I broke up with a year later.

Do what you want OP, fuck it all, no regrets.

>>560796342
obvious over weight unattractive non lifter

Jesus Christ when did everyone turn into such faggots I've been on here for 2 year but all of you cunts seem to get gayer by the fucking day

>OP have sex with the milf ALOT
>acquire as many nudes as possible
>continue fucking gf
>break up, get bored idgaf but it's over
>send her nudes of her to ex and all her friends
>watch as all unfolds
>lel
>profit?

>>560809502
"19"

1. She's good looking
2. She has a nice body
3. Your girlfriend is fucking shitty at sex
4. She may be cute, but you'll lose that attraction soon
5. Just fuck the mother. Either you'll continue to fuck her, or you won't, no biggie. You'll have fun.

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>>560809185
It is within my reach to push for understanding here with my current assets, so rather than think I am 100% wrong and you 100% right, try to understand my stance while following the picture related. I understand, at least somewhat, your stance, even if I don't agree with it. This is the method to advance our society without killing ourselves.

>>560809889

Again, tl; dr


I am 100% correct, you are wrong.


OP - still waiting for nudes...

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I feel like if I'm going to fuck her, I should buy something for her when I go, any suggestions on what I should bring if I'm going to fuck her?

>>560810315
Anal lube

>>560810315
condoms u retard

>>560810315
your dick

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>>560810315

You're going the WRONG FUCKING DIRECTION with these pics. Little girls put clothes on. Women take clothes off.

>>560810315
Don't forget your dick, OP.

>>560810315

A sexy bikini or outfit.

Tell her you thought about it and want to know if she is serious. Get some FUCKING NUDES AND POST THEM ASAP

>>560810315
Glass dildo, learn from the jugglos

>>560810315
Buy lube. And restraints. Tie her ass down. She'll love it.

>>560810069
You are doing yourself an injustice by not reaching for the highest attainable thought processes for our species. You can retain any sort of bias at any level of thinking, but at least reach a higher level of thinking.

One day, something incredibly bad will happen to you and it will leave you broken. You will wonder what went wrong and why things have happened to you as they have. If you are fortunate, you will realize you were being incredibly self-focused and it was poisoning your ability to understand the world around you and was also poisoning your relationships to those around you, even if the relationships seemed fine. If you are unfortunate, you will continue to think only of yourself.

>>560810315

wine

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>>560810315
bring her a nice flower that you picked yourself. don't buy her shit. also, just ask if you can cook something for her(if you have anything youre good at).

mainly, just bring your hard cock.

i think you may be trolling. where are you getting these pics?

in the rare case you are not trolling, you will be a stupid human bean if you pass this chance up. take this from a guy who is a few years older than you. don't pass this chance up.

>>560810315
not sure if anyone's mentioned this already, but isn't it possible that her and your gf are simply trying to test you? determine how trustworthy you are etc??

>>560810826

>human bean

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I don't know if she'd be willing to do anal with me, should I ask her to do an enema? If she does I will for sure bring lube for anal.

>>560810942
She. GRabbed. His. Cock.
No fucking way she's just 'testing'.

>>560809889
I like you anon but you don',t understand he will ever reason simply because he wouldn't feel like he would be fit with /b/ without that attitude. He would never let that go. In fact he may just feel proud that he is still getting you to reply

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>>560810315
your seed

>>560811159
you never know..... we've all heard stories of these crazy feminazis... do anything to bring down the cis man!!!!

>>560811159
Still could be a test... on god mode.

>>560793418
fuck her LEFT in the pussy faggot

>>560809607
>2 year
gtfo, newfag

>>560811067
Op, it is your duty to fuck her. she will never ever tell the daughter. If you're wondering if it was just a test...which it isn't, just ask her why she grabbed you cock? you have to fuck her, be the man on the side, fuck her mom so she will be happy and won't cheat on husband and get nigger aids or break up family. Fuck the daughter too, get the mother involved after fucking her good a few times. Ask her questions relating to incest, lesbian sex, tell her about her daughter and how she fucks and you wish she fucked like you. Have her mom walk in on you guys and say she is a lame fuck and say that I'm telling your father you're fucking boys under his roof. Then just have her grab your cock and call her daughter slut and force her to suck cock then she will suck your cock too and then tell mother to start doing dirty talk to daughter and you just keep fucking her mouth, It will work and as long as you enjoy it, your girlfriend will enjoy it.

Complete and utter bullshit.

Look at the flock of newfags just chomping at the bait.

Ugh. Walk up to her house and ring the bell, and ask if you can talk to her inside for a minute. Have a seat on a couch next to her, and smile nervously. Tell her that you have been thinking about what she said the other day. Tell her that you are dissapointed that your sex life with your GF is not all that you thought it could be, and that you are looking for more. Tell her that her daughter refuses to preform oral sex on you, which is a decision that you respect, but that you feel like you are constantly missing out because you are not receiving the physical intimacy that you desire.

I promise you, her mouth will be bobbing up and down on your dick before you can say "smoking hot blowjob".

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okay /b/ I've decided to fuck her and fuck her good, ive thought about it and this is a once in a lifetime oppourtunity I may never get to fuck a milf ever again. Im really keen on doing anal now, I will ask her about doing an enema and i will probably bring lube and some alcohol when I go

>>560793418
fuck mom
film it
shoe gf
????
PROFIT!!

>>560794282
Fifty year old woman taking photos like a twenty year old, hnng.
Put your foot down in the bedroom OP, her daughter is a lot hotter. If your gf doesn't cooperate, then you bang the fuck out of her decent mom.

>>560812719
You have decided to fuck her long ago. Who are you trying to fool?
Anyway, you gonna fuck yourself up. So enjoy while you can.

>>560812719
what if thats a test and your gf knows about it and her mom isnt actually going to fuck you?

>>560813278
dun matter, gf fucks horribly anyway

>>560812719
post pics with time stamp or else you're ultimate betafag

>>560812719
Pics or it didn't happen

>>560794823
That's a hard 40.

I am in a loving relationship but I would love to fuck a milf. It is the biggest fantasy I have.

if she's willing to fuck her daughters boyfriend she's prob a crazy slut, you might wanna ask to see some std test results to make sure she doesnt have herpes or anything

If it was a newer relationship Id probably be like hell thats hot Ill do it. If I had been dateing her for like a year and it was really serious I would tell my girlfriend about what happened (probably leave out the getting aroused by it part). and see where that lead to. Maybe ask her mom to give the daughter advice?

>>560812719
good luck on your journey OP, make us proud

>>560812719
No! You need to bust a load into her vagina. She is an adult so she will get the day after pill and you wont need to worry about that. You need to bust a load in her because CONDOMS sux and when you grow up you will have to use them all the fucking time.

>>560812719
man if you get married thats gonna be aquard as fuck

doing that would DESTROY the long term possibilities of your relationship, unless.... no it would destroy it your giving up your relationship and I doubt you will have one with her mother

Op's too much of a faggot to bang mom just rape her

>>560812719
I feel like the mom is bating you into something bad, you know that gut feeling you have, it's one of those. If you feel like anything suspicious is going down nope the fuck out of there. Deny anything asked about you and the mom doing that kind of stuff.

>>560802050
>clears cheeto dust and soda can from desk
>time to be an internet psychologist!

I. Want. Pictures. Of. Her. Naked.

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/b/ - Random
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>560812719
Bang her OP

and then post more Hot mom

>>560815425
ditto

>>560793418
OP pls update us with news in the coming weeks