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How to kill neighbours dog? This little fucker bark whole nights,

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How to kill neighbours dog? This little fucker bark whole nights, i havent slept in a month. Police says theres nothing they can do. I was thinking poisoned sausage. But what poison exactly and where to get it? Help me /b/.
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How about you go fuck yourself
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>>560732396
rat poison should do it, some fucker did it to my dog..
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>>560732396
how big is it? you could just grab it, take it out into the country and toss it out. ive done that with neighbor cats and small dogs, slip it some sleeping pills. poison might work but that seems like alot of trouble
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>>560732396
feed it chocolate or grapes
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>>560732396
Piss all around your house. Dog's think you've marked your area and will abandon the neighbor's house
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>>560732396
Array of dog whistles wired to play when ambient noise breaches certain levels

operant conditioning, mane
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Ratsak.

Wrap it up in a bit of deli meat and feed it to it. Do it in the evening because it'll be a miserable death and they'll just find it dead in the morning and won't know better.

I love dogs but if it's a yap yap dog, I don't blame ya. I had this problem and I just went next door and went ape shit. They ended up tying the dog up on the other side of their house.
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>>560732396
How about go ask the neighbors to bring him inside at night, tell them that it is incessantly barking.

If they aren't reasonable:

Buy a megaphone and play a 40,000hz tone through it at maximum volume with it pointed at the dog 24/7.

Don't kill the dog though not really its fault.

I'd rather you kidnap it and drop it a few hundred miles away.
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Make it slow and painful crush up a light globe and feed the crushed dust to it. Just spread it over some polony or something.
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>>560733212
dayum dat hip to waist ratio
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Zincphosphide is a good and cheap solution. Make sure you dont use plain old rat poison though, because it usually contains a chemical that induces vomiting in pets and people.
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>>560732396
How about you talk to your neighbors about it, you antisocial loser
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>>560732396
I have the exact issue and have already gotten al my materials:

Get needles+syringies (fuck me, if I can remember to spell right now)
get ambien and ibuprofen pills
Crush pills and mix with lukewarm water.
Inject into steak/ other meat product that you have cut into multiple smaller portions (want to make sure the fucker eats them.)
Throw over wall at varied distances.
Sleep
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>>560732396
Dark Chocolate doggie treats. Chop up some raw bacon and use bakers chocolate to make some special treats.
Make them small enough to not be noticed, but with enough dark chocolate to put the animal down permanently.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theobromine_poisoning

I like dogs, but having an animal that is nothing but a shit manufacturing noise polluting neighborhood nuisance is stupid.
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>>560732396
just spill some antifreeze next time you work on your car. ethylene glycol and critters don't mix. plus it tastes sweet. it ain't rocket surgery.
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>>560733436
beacuse neighbors are often useless cunts who cant be bothered.
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>>560733436
Obviously that's the first choice.

There are a lot of unreasonable people out there dude. Guess you have never had shitty neighbors.
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>>560732396
Give it food if its out in the back

Or jump the fence and smack him each time without getting caught

My old neighbors dog would howl n shit all the time, fuckers never brought him inside even in the winter so I'd throw him leftovers from dinner. Worked like a charm
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realize that the lord of hell is speaking through this emissary
peace will only come through the blood of the doomed
begin killing spree
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>>560732396
Snap its neck.

>Source: I play COD Ghosts.
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>>560732396
1. Catch poisonous spiders.
2. Mush them together using something.
3. Dip dart into mixture.
4. Shoot at animal making sure you pierce the skin.
5. Make sure your prints are not on the dart.

I've done this with cats and it works.
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>>560734060
holy shit, do this
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Go ring their bell nonstop so they can't sleep either, or bother them in some other way. But don't go and kill the dog, it's not its fault.
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>>560734060
>>560734167
why bother with the spiders?
> shot placement
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>>560734296
if they sleep through the dog, they will sleep through a bell
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>>560732396
What kind of dog is it and approx its weight? You could use ibuprofen actually and they probably will assume it got into a bottle from the owner if they even do a test for it which they won't. They will definitely test for rat poison and they will assume its you.
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>>560734409
I don't live in a ghetto full of minorities where gun shots don't batter an eyelid.
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>>560734476
>They will definitely test for rat poison
Yes because blood tests are free that's why UFC does so many.
>retard
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>>560733853
Or maybe I'm not a weak little psychopath who thinks that killing an innocent dog is the way to go. There's always an alternative.
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Inject a hot dog with antifreeze and throw it over the fence
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>>560734624
>There's always an alternative.
Rape it 1st, then kill it.
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>>560734598
Blood tests cost $40 and the owners can opt to pay if the police won't which they likely will. You are an idiot. I've poisoned my neighbors dog because it kept picking fights with my dogs and they did do multiples blood tests and a stool tests and eventually figured it was ibuprofen but assumed it was an accident and not poisoning.

regardless its cheaper and safer
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>>560732396
You can't do anything because you called the police. They will know you did it.
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>>560734486
> dart
do you even blowgun?
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>>560734624
Cry harder you flower child...

This guy>>560734698 knows whats up
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>>560733212
MOAAAARRR
plz sir
capcha the isfunme
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Antifreeze
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imagine having your neighbor complain about your dog barking, you're like "eh fuck him", then two days later your dog is found pierced with spider venom darts and sporting a freshly raped asshole. as you stand over the body of the animal, the neighbor nods at you and winks. your fresh-faced daughter plays nearby.
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>>560734840
>I've poisoned my neighbors dog because it kept picking fights with my dogs
11 years old /10

>>560734887
I used a straw a sewing needle with some thread to make it look cool.
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>>560732396
Wait til owners leave, break in without making any kind of meas, agitate dog and have it chase you out of the house, kill dog, claim self defense.
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>>560734840
Got you now, jackass! All that time lurkin on your faggot ass, looking for the slightest tripping. Got your ass now man, got your ass now! Reported to da policia pronto, you ass will be in dog jail!!!!1
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Give them food that is poisonous to them but not to us.
Like chocolate
Its 100% legal
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>>560734624
I used to think like this.
Now I live next door to a "yapper", a little dog that barks continuously for no apparent reason. With a bark that sounds like a cross between Satan farting and a thousand fingernails scraping across a chalk board.
I know the dogs name from hearing them yelling for it to shut up, which works for about five minutes.
Bakers chocolate and raw bacon.
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>>560735102
carry on macgyver
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>>560735202
Haha! Awesome!
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>>560732396
Dude the police were bull shitting you. If you want something done record the dog barking for the day. Present this with your complaint that you actually have to file.
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>>560732396

Down a gallon of bleach then when you feel that it is time to piss it all out, go do over the dog.

he'll never bark again, or come near you,
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>>560735343
I used black widow spiders which were around my house. We had some railway sleepers lying around. Just flip them over then use a shovel or long stick to get the spiders. Put them in a bucket and mush them.
Remember the bullshit of 'daddy long legs is the most poisonous spider in the world but has no teeth'. I busted that myth. Got a heap of them, mushed them, dipped my dart in and shot a cat. Nothing happened but the cat jumped a little.
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>>560735202

>12 years ago
>statute of limitations
>not even living in USA anymore

suck it NSA
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>>560734624
I know you breath exclusively through your mouth, but strap on the attention helmet for a moment.

>some neighbors are incredibly inconsiderate, and any reasonable attempts are met with ignorance or aggression.

Personally I wouldn't hurt the dog, because its not its fault.

I would ask them once and if they didn't end it I would go to the local municipality and report them.

Hurrr desert inb4 why not chuck Norris spin road house beta projection babble.

Go back to school.
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>>560735441
not how noise complaints work, it has to be above a certain dB level for a certain amount of time. he needs a dB meter but even then it is hard to get anything done unless they are there to witness it.
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>>560735576
dont put words in my mouth, or i will give your mom something to put in hers...
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>>560735770
Because of you I will now kill 2 random animals after I torture them, 1 of them with fire.
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Easy, get some poison, poison that little fucker, wait at your home, sat on couch, eat some smegma butter and wait for pjotr to ring. Your neighbor will be at the end of that line.

"our dog is kill"
"no"
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>>560735687
Yes ..... yes 12 years .....12 loooong aaaaass years of me tracking your every step, stalking your sweet online ass until somewhere, sometime, you will make a mistake. HAH. AND YOU DID IT. Interpol is on your sweet ass now motherfucker.

Guess I can now safely leave my sandnigger cave with satellite internet in the gaza strip and become a better person.
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after all the shit ive seen online, motherless, 4chan, i was there at the original jessi/bri thread, the cat goddess albums on imgfap, imgchili sandra model galleries, all the chans, video on motherless of little girl forced to get drunk then blow a hair dude on a couch who was WAY too exicted, then the little girl stumbling around drunk, scared little slavic girls showing their feets to a greedy camera man, dude fucking two little girls with a look on his face like "SO WHAT I DO WHAT I WANT", siberian mouse on xvideos, purenudism galleries all over, ALL THIS is ive never been vanned? what does someone have to do?
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>>560735917
I don't really care. I just wouldn't. I'm not a Peta fag. I just wouldn't kill an animal for the fun of it.
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>>560736136
>I'm not a Peta fag
Two more get killed now. A total of 4.
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don't kill dogs asshole

also, anitfreeze, theythinkit tastes sweet so they drink it and get poisoned

I hope you get caught, dog killer
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>>560732396
Kill dog
>go to jail for 3 years for animal cruelty
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>>560736623
Kill cow
>Enjoy tasty beef
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>>560736201
Thousands die everyday.

You could dedicate the rest of your life to killing animals and it would be insignificant.

Again. I don't care what you do.
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>>560736332
said the meat eater :^)
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>>560732396
New plan:
1. Kill shit noisy dog.
2. Skin and BBQ. Take photos.
3. Tell neighbours you feel bad their dog disappeared.
4. Invite neighbours for dinner.
5. Send pics to neighbours but mark it from someone else.
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>>560736804
2 more will die now.
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>>560733379
dayum dat photoshop
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>>560737001
What part of not caring don't you get.

>>560737007
Indeed
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>>560737145
>i dont care!
>clearly cares

topkek
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>>560732396
>>560732396

okay, op, listen carefully.
>go to the supermarket
>buy 99% chocolate
>feed to dog
>wiki theobromine
>learn something
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>>560732396
No more ideas? I need to kill my mother-in-law's old dog that is always shitting and pissing all over the house, like every fucking day. She has always refused every scrap of advice on how to train him so fuck it the old bastard has got to go.
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>>560737201
That's 2 more I'm gonna kill now
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>>560737145
More you post the more carnage there will be.
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>>560737417
>caring this much
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>>560737358
Yes.
1. Find small object such a kids bucket or toy.
2. Show it to the dog. Smash the dog in the face with it while yelling.
3. Tie the object to the dog.
4. Set dog free and watch dog run for it's life with the danger toy chasing it.
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>>560737417
Jesus Christ you cold blood wanna be attention whore...
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>>560737604
2 more
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>>560737439
Good

>>560737558
Sure thing
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>>560732396

OP what kind of nigger ass house do you live in that you can hear a dog through the walls? Maybe you should catch it and eat it poorfag
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>>560735096
I would kill him
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>>560737683
Ping
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>>560738075
So that was 2 more, rite? In that case: Pong
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Bake a sponge. Throw it over the fence.
He dun goofed
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>>560738160
Why
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>>560732396
I like to do this. chain that shitty fucking dog to there backyard. I fucking hate dogs.
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>>560732396
Where are you from that the police don't care about noise complaints?
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>>560738326
Fill the head with candy and throw it at children in poor areas as you drive past.
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>>560736004
Wait there are siberian mouse videos on xvideos!?
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>>560738242
I like the idea of this! There goes anoher two. And another two .... and another two.... hah! MAYHEM!
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>>560732396
find a tree, get some rope, and hang yourself faggot
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>>560738695
I can't wait!
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>>560738813
Well neither can I!
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>>560738936
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I fucking hate dogs. They are stupid. And stink. And most of all they drool. I hope you can succesfully end the life of your neighbours lowest example of a filthy creature. I would suggest not to kill it by poisoning, but rather torture him. You may tie it and burn him with hot iron, or maybe pour acid in its eyes and stomach. Or both. Anyway, I hope you succeed.
Dogs should have gone extinct a long time ago.

Godspeed OP.
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>>560737439
No one believes you faggot
>he stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>560739069
Most dogs are pretty cool. Now cats... Hmm
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>>560739045
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>>560732396
Get some rattlesnakes, throw them at the dog at a suitable moment.
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>>560732396
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Take a sausage link and inject it with cyanide. Next step is to eat the fucking sausage you sick fuck
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>>560734872
While not that obvious, anon does make a good point. Either you do something without telling anyone to avoid suspicion, or you report or solve the problem using words or law
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>>560732396
step 1 - rat poison
step 2 - chicken
that's how my neighbour killed my dog when i was a kid
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>>560737683
Go fuck yourself nigger I hope a dog bite your 3' dick off
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>>560740450
Do you mean 3 foot or 3 inches?
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