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Whale gets lotr tattoo, need something witty to say in the comments,

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Whale gets lotr tattoo, need something witty to say in the comments, them jelly legs
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i feel bad for the nigga that had to do the tattoo DAYM that musta stank
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One does not simply cellulite into Mordor
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>>560555620
she couldn't even get it to loop around her fat ass leg

fat people fucking disgust me
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>>560555620
i guess this'll make sure no one puts their finger in her
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>>560555620
one whale to come out of the sea. one whale who wants to find food. one whale who ate all the humans. one whale so fat, its omnipresent.
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>>560555889
This. So much of this.
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Btw guys her stuff is all public so anyone can post comments.
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if that was a ring frodo could wear it as a belt
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"That still only counts as one!"
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Get stomach ring for weight loss
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>>560556072
guh and a little ginger abomination too
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>>560556348
That's her son
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>>560556476
thanks i never would have put that one together
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>>560555620
I didn't know cave trolls could use cameras
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>>560555620
throw it into mount doom
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Maybe she hoped it'd make her invisible.
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>>560555620
I guess with the larger ring, the men disappear before they put it on.
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oh shit i looked her up, we have a mutual friend and she lives near me ahaha
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>>560555620
ITS FUCKING UPSIDE DOWN IT DOESNT SAY SHIT YOU FAT FUCK
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>>560557213
>>560555620

Is this how she explains to herself that the men are always gone in the morning?
Ya know, stick it in and the next thing ya know, they are gone!
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Bumping for luls
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u guys are so gross this is a human being with feelings
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Buuuuuump :)
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>>560557503
Oh man!!
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>>560557503
shit nigga
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>>560557825
Fuck out of here faggot.
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No reply yet, she's probably eating.
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>>560557503
+3 internets for you today, sir.
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Her Facebook is on public so anyone can post. This could be fun.
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>>560555620
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>>560557915
That is not chubby. That is obese.
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Forgot to mention she's one of those facebook 'famous' people so she has like thousands of friends and followers.
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>>560557503

Fucking #slayed
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>>560557503
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How ironic is this post too?
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>>560557915
Even her mirror gains stretch marks when she looks at herself in it...
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>>560558593
kek
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Kek
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>>560557915
>>560558594
Lol ouch
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>>560555620
im pretty sure its upside down
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>>560557503
HNNNNG
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Someone archive this shit it's hillarious
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>>560557503
Top kek
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>>560558872
It is, unless its for her to read, but that'd be retarded, like the tattoo itself
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>>560558786
thats me pal, fisherman
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>>560558872
Indeed it is.
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>>560558872
I think it is
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>>560558786
Top kek. The fat whale deleted it though.
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Tyranasaurus #REKT
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Is someone gonna tell her it's upside down?? lol
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>>560559005
if you want it to read it yourself you'd tattoo it on your wrist

>>560559051
>>560559080
thank you, was too lazy to proof it myself
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>>560559090
She deleted the crane comment and no one else's? Why.
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>>560559090
told her it was upside down
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>>560559080
>>560555620
Goddamn, motherfucker wasn't even fucking steady or sharp. Looks so fucking shitty. Is it hard to do a clean line on top of fat?
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>too bad it cant make you turn invisible
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Those words were written around the entrance to an evil cave iirc.

Placed as a warning here as well, yes?
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>>560559326
simple and elegant
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>>560559238
The belt one was more subtle. I doubt she realized she was being insulted. Dumb bitch.
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>>560559262
youre that guy? nice fish bro
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>>560559326
Imma top that with:
"To bad it can't make the fat invisible."
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>>560559326
Someone post this!
>doesn't have a facebook account
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>>560559436
Thanks man, fishing is my shit
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Isn't the one ring also known as the doom of man?
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What's this bitch modelling? Tents?
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>>560558872
>>560559005
>>560559051


How do we know? The clothing up the top could be either her shorts or it could be her socks over her calf muscles. It's hard to tell which part of the body we're looking at here. It could very well be an arm.
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>>560557503
golden
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>>560559434
Lost it @ Orcs comment :x
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>>560556101
fucking nailed it. winrar
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>>560559520
ay i got me 4 likes already
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>>560559520
i used to fish myself, pretty relaxing, until the big fuckers bite. hadn't much time the last months though
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>>560555620
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>>560559520
You shit fishes? I just Shit this weird black liquid.
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>>560559650
Haha. Shame you can't post gifs on facebook
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>>560557503
Holy crap dude, that's very exciting!
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>>560559452
It's interesting though. While it can't make the fat invisible, it appears the text itself is disappearing into the fat, as though trying to find its way back to its dark lord.

>motherfucker did you eat him too?
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>>560559631
Idk if my page is private but I never use live bait and im not a patient guy, check out my fishing album, my default is a guppy
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>>560557503
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>>560559592
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Can someone post some of the funny comebacks in this thread? I don't really wanna post twice it'll spoil it
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>>560555620

> its supposed to be sauron's ring, not sauron's hula-hoop.

> you didnt have to get a tattoo to show your love for lotr. the fact that you look like sam is enough
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>>560559650
Nearly choked on my coffee.
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This whale is some fat loving feminist scum
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>>560560014
Topkek
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>>560559981
Someone post the 'too bad it won't make you invisible'
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>>560555889
kek
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any dutchfags here?
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>>560560014
>the fact that you look like the goblin king is enough
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>>560555620

You look like Shrek
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>>560560195
Apparently.
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>>560555620
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>>560560014

>how is she going to get into mordor let alone that volcano?
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>>560560343
10/10
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>>560555620
I just want all of you to know this thread made me happy. Shitty Monday morning and this was just beautiful. The witty comments made me laugh until the redbull I was drinking frothed out of my nose.
"They have a cave troll" lol
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Someone say " is that your weight in elvish "
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fuck im blocked
>im the crane guy
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>>560560343
Bullseye
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>>560560195
Hello
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>>560559790
You can do a reverse image search, find a site with the image (that isn't 4chan, because that'll be obvious), and post the link. It's as good as you can get with fb.
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>>560560425

/dead
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If that was One Ring,Sauron would have found it with his one eye closed.
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>>560560175
Did the tattooist really fail to follow their own fucking stencil?
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>>560560343
I'm crying with laughter

Well done sir
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>>560560343
8/8
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>>560560343
top kek dude just made me burst with chuckle in the office

captcha: Downit artistic
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How could she be okay with it being upside down?
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>>560560343
Is dat sum oc I c
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>>560560638
>HashtagYolo
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>>560555620
im throwing away my books now

fat bitches piss me off
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kek she removed it
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>>560560638
She's extremely good at convincing herself that everything wrong about her and the things she does are actually perfect and the only right way.

Some people find this easier than simply exercising.
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>>560560638
so she can read it? LOL
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>>560560343
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>>560556072
Man, you can just tell her existence is miserable. White trash with an ugly ginger kid. She probably smokes and drinks Mt. Dew all the time.
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>>560560793

ignorance is truly bliss
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>>560557503
I really, really, like this image
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>>560560793
not hard when people lie to you all your life cause you're too fat for real friends
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She's deleting comments
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>>560557503
someone archive this shit
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U cannot connor
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>>560560014
>>560560210
>>560560357

> gandalf wouldnt force such a burden to someone who is already burdened with type II diabetes

> even with the tattoo, not even golemn would call you "my precious"
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You lot never fail me..

Kids acting like Kids and bullying the fat girls.

Nothing has changed here since 2007, nothing new in terms of content since 2009.

Your generation are indeed the cancer and the race of degenerates who cannot come up with anything new to post here.

This site is ruined by the returbs
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>>560557886
>>560557902
>>560557935
>>560558407
>>560558421
aure is new in here
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>>560559592
top_kek
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>>560561029
Sigh...
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EVERYONE POST "The reddit army has arrived"
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>>560558593
if she just lept swimming she might look human and not whalekin...
wait a minute
guys we should shitpost her page with whalekin support messages
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>>560560343
Top kek annon
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>>560561029
ayy lmao
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She deleted my comment. Now all the white knights are moving in. Wat do
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>>560560323
Holy shit, the dumb cow got her body permanently marked with a shit homage to a series of movies (Admit it, she's never read anything) AND SHE DOES IT UPSIDE DOWN!?
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>>560561029
>returbs

Your are invalid
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samdib bidmas reporting in
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>>560561029
>Kids acting like Kids and bullying the fat girls.
Because this fat girl is acting like she's just slightly chubby and still hot shit
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"....But they were all of them deceived, for another tatto was made. In the cellulites of the greasy skin, in the lard of fat thighs, the self deluded sea-cow forged in secret a master tattoo, to control all others.
And into this tatto, she poured her cruelty, her lies, and her lifetime supply of mcdonalds . One tatoo to rule them all."

Something like that?
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>MFW my ID
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>>560561029
No, you aren't the real Anonymous.

Anonymous isn't the nice man behind the mask who fixes the broken.
Anonymous isn't the protector of the innocent.
Anonymous most certainly isn't a global force for good.

Anonymous is the man who yells at the woman in the wheelchair to hurry the fuck up.
Anonymous is the laughter after a trainwreck.
Anonymous is the fake twitter profile who told you to kill yourself.

We are Anonymous.
We are Legion.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.
Expect us.

Those words once meant something different. They had power, of a sort. Not the type of power you "Fauxnonymous" think you have. It was the power to cause fear, chaos, and most of all, lulz. So fuck you, you stupid whiteknight faggots.

Your new motto:

We are Anonymous.
We are prepubescent.
We have bedtimes.
We do not do well in social situations.
We do not like our parents.
Expect us
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has she removed pic? i cant find it anymore
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>>560561202
She has tattoos of minions and Jack Skillington too. Her body is like a fat canvas for emo kids
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>>560561202
Doesn't stop it from being cool :)
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>>560560195
Yeah.
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>>560561354
lmao
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i bet she doesnt even know who tom bombadil is
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>>560556593
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>>560561354
LMAO
would be funny if someone got that ID and replied
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>>560561354

AYY
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>>560555620
1k more calorie to rule them all
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>>560561368
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>>560560343
Saved/10 well done anon
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>>560561503

damnit 8 I almost got AYY too
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>>560561453
>based tom bombadil and his river daughter squeeze
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>>560561475
I loved watching RBR make fun of this semi-functioning retard
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Everyone on this Thread getting sued in 4..3...2...
xD
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>>560561259

Don't you know what a returb is?

Damn you must be new here.
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>>560560175
kanker nederlanders ook
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>>560555620
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>>560555889

one creative motherfucker, you are.
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I haven't laughed so hard in ages. White knights piss me off though.
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Damn, I almost died laughing here. Good job guys.
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lel is she going to pull the catapults to mordor?
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>>560561029
>mfw
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>>560555620
>her tattoo is upside down and shes okay with it
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Is her Facebook down kek?!
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>>560561328
Topkek
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>>560560343
biggest kek
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Lord of the onion rings
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I have two mutual friends with this girl... What the fuck guise?
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>>560561024

> finally we get to see a female dwarf!

> makes me wonder whether or not the big bright thing in mordor was actually sauron's eye or your fat ass eclipsing the sun
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"Got that tattoo hoping someone would find her precious.
In all fairness, the only one who will, is a skinny basementdweller who just want to have something to stick his ***** into.
The rest of us wants nothing more than to throw you into a volcano"
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>>560561846
no im on it right now retard
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>>560556072
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>>560561627
Beyond a spooling mistuk?
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>>560561641
Noice m8
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>>560561817

Is it really? My god, that is fantastic.
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>>560561029
this site was ruined the day after it went up get over it faggot how about instead of wishing to return to the good ol days you go outside?
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this shit is so funny but why do i have 2 mutual friends with this water dwelling mammal
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>>560561682

>They have a cave troll

Holy shit
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>>560561883
lol
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>>560561883
Laughed and pooped a bit 8/10
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>>560561904
Well, you should probably off yourself now, saves you the embarassment later.
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>>560561958
Kek think she blocked me
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>>560560343
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Who is that polish dude 8/8
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>>560561883
Couldnt believe I didnt think of that. fucking A+
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>>560561328
this needs to be posted
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>>560556093
ahahahahahahah perfect
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>>560561883

kek
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>>560561682
>thay have a cave troll
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>>560559592
fuck, i just saw that on her page and was wondering the same shit
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Guys stop samefagging the facebook post just wait for other people with troll accounts to post it looks retarded when the same 3 people are posting shit over and over
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>>560560343
kek/10
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>>560561354
lmao
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>>560560343
someone post this to the comments
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Notice how she makes the exact same retarded shrugging, smug face in every photo.
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bitch probably goes up to sixth
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>>560562338
you must be new here
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>>560560943
>u no fat enough

How did this become a thing?
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>>560555620
That body was forged with mountain dew, not mount doom.
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>>560562338
someone already did, kid
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>>560561029
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>>560560313
Fucking lost it at the translation.
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"Good luck walking to a mountain with those fucking tree stumps, ya fat fuck"

haahhahahahahah
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>>560562338


>>560561392

captcha: ultimate cyccchan
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"one does not simply cellulite into mordor" -posted it was worthy
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top kek thread
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>>560560343
You have made my day anon thank you
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What about elevensies?!
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HAHAHAHA tree stumps comment killed me
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>>560561682
leddit, fucking plebs
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>>560555620
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She's a goddamn ent.
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like you I am HUGE Lard of the Rings fan, nice tat
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This thread is great lol.
Thanks for making my morning better anons!
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>>560562453
max hammer <3
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>>560562521
Post this pronto
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guys, join in

http://www.fakemailgenerator.com/
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My sides
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To the fridge and back again : A fat-ass tale
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>if she kills herself because of you utter vile creatures god help you

I hope she does
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>>560562785
>this
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>>560562453
Based Max Hammer
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>>560562784
Kek

She ate her sides and probably yours too
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>>560555620
I can't tell as someone with tattoos whether its her cellulite ruining it or its badly done.
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>>560560343
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>>560561368
>muh secrut club, we are so cewl fear us exbect us
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this thread
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>>560559367
>>560560505
Top kek
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>>560562904
fuck this thread is just nonstop gold
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>>560562785
one of the best threads in a while...
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>>560560834
if she smoked it would curve her appetite and she wouldn't look like a land whale
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>>560563140
whale*
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>>560562820
If she kills herself it'll go down in /b/ history as one of the greatest raid successes.
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bahahahaha which fucker posted that rotten vag
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The desolation of smores
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>>560561368
oh shit hope this is copypasta, or autism/10.

Either way, definitely copying for future use.
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>>560561328

keep up the good work, looks good for a first draft
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>>560563302
kekd
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>>560561368
Haven't seen that pasta in a while
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I can't wait for summer to be over.
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>>560562904
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>>560563137
Just need a timely suicide to make it the best thread ever
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kek
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my fav

P.s if she kills herself because of you utter vile creatures god help you
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>>560562820
>>560563228
3edgy9me
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youre posting gore now? what a fucking faggot please end yourself
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>that polish guy not holding anything back

godspeed you glorious faggot
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STOP IT WITH THE SHITTY FUCKING COMMENTS
only post the witty ones we come up with in this thread
AND COME UP WITH MORE OF THOSE YOU FAGGOTS
now, sooner or later we will run out of ideas and start shitposting
>MAKE THIS A SPAM OF LE REDDIT ARMY IS HERE
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stop spamming, you're runining it.
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posting because shes fat
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>>560562387
hahaha i like it
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>>560563612

10/10 jesus christ
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>>560563393
shutup summernewfag ur sucha newfag
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Bitch went to the mines of Moria because she heard Gandalf saying "Mellon".
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both my facebooks troll alts were blocked! start contributing faggots! be clever for once in your life!

The desolation of smoresThe desolation of smoresThe desolation of smoresThe desolation of smoresThe desolation of smoresThe desolation of smores
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>>560562453

>Lord of the Onion Rings

Topk
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>>560561641
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>>560557503
10/10
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facebook com/XxVanityVampxX
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Well you fuckers just went apeshit retard on this. Why is there suddenly so much unrelated bullshit on there?
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Now I kinda feel bad for her.

She tried to be cool with this tattoo,and now got uterrly wreck'd.
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oldfag here, seen and contributed in many a raid before, but this is an all-time low.
this is just not funny at all. fucking newfag kids. I bet most of them barely reached their 20th birthday yet.
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>>560557503
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>>560563887
she blocks accounts but doesn't make her shit private
what a moron
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One does not simply waddle in to Mordor
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>>560563969
kek
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>this thread
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>>560555620
Somebody screen cap this thread
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lel
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Don't forget to drop the 9gag name somewhere.
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>>560562947
Both
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From the depths of Angband a monster rose. Large enough to block out the sun and cast the battlefield into shadow. Ancalagon, the black one had arrived.
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Return of the burger king
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>>560564142
lol xDD ebin meme face
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Fucking five star thread. Been a long time /b/
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>>560564164
Thank you, this helped a lot.
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>>560564046
It's cos she wants all da followerzzzz. She's super popz
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>>560564164
>Don't let these 9gaggers upset you. They're just trying to be cool.

it was dropped
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>>560557503
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>>560561503
REAL FUCKIN CLOSE!!!! gj mate!
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her fat cushioned her fracture
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>>560563987

kek
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>>560564285
Oh great. I didn't see it.
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>>560557503
Amazing
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Fucking retards like that Piwo fuckwit are ruining it. Comments about how fat she is make sense; obviously she's insecure about it and they seem genuine enough to make her particularly upset at the prospect the people see her and react that way. What's the fucking point of gore and random images that have nothing to do with anything? Those do literally nothing except announce that a raid is happening and lessen the impact of everything else. Fucking idiots.
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claims to be oldfag - is on /b - is upset over seeing a fat stupid skank bullied because she puts on a false sense of esteem and pride in her gluttony and ignorant white knight faggots and fake women pretend like she's normal and fine despite being in excess of double her proper body weight. My advice, stop lying and stop going on 4chan if that disturbs you.
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>>560562453
Lord of the Buffalo Wings
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>>560560175
KANKER HOLLAND
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One ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them. One ring to bring them all. And in the fatness bind them.
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>>560564327
Wonder how she fractured it
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Was a fun thread before the 10 year old showed up
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>>560563393
fk off you piece of shit
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>>560561029

>bullying the fat girls
>Nothing has changed here since 2007
>nothing new in terms of content since 2009
>are indeed the cancer
>the race of degenerates

Well, gee. Welcome to 4chun newfriend.
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>>560557503
Oh my god.
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>>560557503
My sides.
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> "WHAT DOES IT HAVE IN ITS POCKET?!?!"

> a Twix
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Hobbits must have really fat fingers if they make rings that big
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guys her entire page is worthy of this
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"NASTY, FAT, HOBBITS!"
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I couldn't think of anything. soz.
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>>560560943
>It's supposed to be Sauron's ring, not Sauron's hula-hoop.

fucking lost
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Someone have got to do something with the they both areon mount doom:

"I can't carry the ring for you,,, But I can carry you!"

Gotta be some lame pun there
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>>560561904

Sage yourself IRL
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>>560564769

why post it if you coudnt think of anything better
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>>560564525
her enormous weight fractured her foot, then cushioned it so she couldn't feel it.
the answer is fat.
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>>560561928
>makes me wonder whether or not the big bright thing in mordor was actually sauron's eye or your fat ass eclipsing the sun


Top fucking kek.
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Fucking 10/10.
Keep going!
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>>560564882
Cause this is a damn free country and I can do whatever the fuck I want.
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>>560564769
Michael Bancroft, you sir are a faggot.
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>>560564981
Micheal*
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>>560564463
piwo here. who gives when 9gag gets the blame? and making new accounts isn't that fucking hard.
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>>560564981
Cheers cunt.
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>>560564525
Standing, probably
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>>560561029
It's a thin person's job to bully fat people. We can't have them thinking that their malady is either: a. Socially acceptable, or b. Attractive, nor should they feel that they have any right to feel attractive.

Fat people are disgusting.
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>>560555620
anyone that tries to put a finger in that would fucking disappear
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>>560561354
ayy lmao
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I hope you guys are all sending her CandyCrush requests.
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tell her her kid is ugly. she's one of these dumb sluts that has a kid so thinks that's all she needs to do in life. even more pathetic with every new development.
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