I hope you guys are ready for the "Ballad of Evan .G"
I have a pretty cringeworthy story
>be my year 9 self
>not autist but pretty socially retarded
>theres this girl that I like
>she's my sisters friend
>talk to her and junk a bit
>eventually get the courage to ask her out without having much of a friendship with her
>one time we were hanging
>"W-w-will you go out with me?"
>mfw I meant to say "wanna go to dinner some time?"
>get rejected as nicely as possible
>mfw I follow her home
>mfw she leaves her window unlocked
>mfw she doesn't notice when I sneak her out and put her in my dads car
>mfw I drive her out of the city
<mfw she can scream all she wants
>hfw I bring her to a lovely dinner
>mfw I need to get her back home on time
>such a gentleman that I don't even kiss her when I let her out of the car
>mfw she called the cops on me for kidnapping her
>That trigger discipline
>captcha: buttocks nnufacts
Holy fucking shit,
this is gold
Whoops, maybe it'll work now?
you think this is a mother fucking game?!
Also, captcha thisman native
They might be closer then you think.
I got on one of my friends Facebook once and read his messages. There were dozens of messeages to girls saying all sorts of cringeworthy shit, most of them with no replies.
He seems like such a well-adjusted person.
Oh sweety, you missed the worst part.
This is true. He definitely did not get the girl he was going for, but just look at that whole group of ladies beside her who creamed up just watching him do that for her.
I want to say Clover but I've only ever seen the version I'm using
Yes, posted by me 10 times. I've personally not seen it reposted by anyone else.
>sips mountain dew
Yea it was Tumblr's first con. Almost all the panel speakers cancelled on the day because the tumblrfaggots couldn't pay them, and shortly after the crowd had to raise 17,000USD to not get thrown out of the hotel.
The "ball pit" was offered as a compensation of the missing speakers and each guest were given a certain time allotment they could spend in it. Fooking hell m8
Would smash cute pale ginger on top right.
Steal her away from those tumblr fags and show her all the sex techniques I learned from my Japanese hentais.
this can't be real...
It's pretty obvious, but I wouldn't expect a forever alone virgin to be able to tell which ones.
That story was bad and you should feel bad
makes me laugh these kids think that memes are like a subculture thing thats well underground, in my day it was about obscure bands and shit, not fucking memes
Congratulations, KnowYourMeme. You are still the most cringiest site on the Internet by far.
I bet you actually watch TV
Lole i troll my borhter
>le le le
He has a total lack of self awareness in thinking he's in the same league as her and a stupid dance will fix that. We're far past the stone ages of attracting women by dances and games of strength.
people like this should be kept away for society because their social inability of being a part of it can very easily become a reason for this person to go out and do harm to everyday people because they have a mental inability to comprehend normal society. Can we please.
And now? Maybe he didn't get her. At least he won't regret he didnt try. He's 13. He definitely has the potential to not become a total basement dweller like you.
Obviously a troll account trying to sound beta/cringe as possible with all those buzzwords. No one is this gullible, right? Right guys?
The most furry cringe rage you'll ever see
heres the ref pic.
i can see his moobs getting excited
>not taking time to laugh at some cringe
sad thing is you can tell by the look of their house his parents must be well settled in life. sadly they got a fucking retarded with no social skills as a son.
>mfw this autism exists in my wow guild..
The heavyweight champ of cringe:
This has to be deliberate, no one can be that socially retarded.
we've got a fucking genius in this thread. thank god you figured that out for us, I was really worried that a level of stupid shown in that picture actually existed.
samefag, you're not fooling anyone
if you haven't encountered one of these people in your daily life then you don't leave the house enough
Im win you fagits
The only thing that made me cring was that bthe guy said final blast and not final flash.
Not sure what that says about me.
she only fucks black dudes... she brings them home and theres kramer... as soon as the walk in the poster starts shouting. "Anigger Anigger" and the black guy rages out and beats her ass... she rolls over and thinks "just another day in the struggle against patriarchy..." and nods off..
she may not be the hero we want.. but shes the hero we need.
lul, you sip jizz anon
that guy's reactions
props to that mum
must be truly soul shattering to have a kid like this. she even tries to make his postings less awkward by being pretty funny even tho she is probably dying inside
Y'all niggas haven't cringed until you've cringed to this
I played in a band for a year or so, we'd do shows around the province. The other guitarist was a wreck whenever we went on stage. One time he puked in his mouth and unplugged his guitar at the same time. Fucker had to lean behind the monitors and spit it out.
ya got me. damn.
I was in drama club in highschool.
The teacher really liked me and always gave me the lead roles. Funny thing was, the only time actually froze up and forgot my lines was when I was a bit character.
>u w0t m8
>trying this hard
don't try to fit in, it's 4chan not your mothers book club she drags you along to as punishment for dwelling in her basement you neckbeard fuck
last night on /b/
Just checked, theres 74
I'll make a new thread if anybody wants to see them all?
Saw this on my fb. Wonder why do i have these people in friends.
transl. = Proof that boy and girl can be just friends.
You people are everything wrong with this world making fun of people with autism and other mental disorders, this is why tumblr raided this shit hole in the first place. Fuck this thread, fuck all of you, and fuck you op
>Sage is always polite
I would fuck it. We have similar taste in hats.
nah i creep through ads to see if anyone i know is a fag or a slut. then i call them out on it and blow/fuck them. she was just an unfortunate looking monster picky about looks. that struck me funny considering she looks like she has a plethora of birth defects.
Jesus fucking christ