Beta/Cringe Thread
Give me some good laughs
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vlhxr5deU5U
>>560430171
This isn't cringe. This is a nigga in his natural habitat. I don't want to watch the Discovery Channel.
>>560430457
"I will sthep out the clathroom and get the fthuckin printhipal"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNF9UQgPw9o
you lost
>>560431049
http://youtu.be/76SjYUFMWG0
Well played, faggot
>>560430636
"Thwe pwincipaw gotw notwin on mwe. I hawe a browwr wwo is twen andw he gwos to twe gwym. Hwe can beatw youw ass upw!"
>>560431549
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>560431049
any girl who ever gets involved with this guy is going to be of the bearded variety, methinks.
>>560431783
nope.avi
>>560431049
LOST
Never mind everything else about this. Why the fuck is he in the kitchen and not wearing a shirt while filming this?
>>560431049
is this real?
>>560431323
you caught me, sir.
>>560432050
>>560432198
>>560432369
Just for the record this guy is a troll. Look up Jared Milton
He admitted he was trolling newfags with his other videos
>>560432369
one can only wish this was real
>be me
>25 m
>kissless, girlfriendless virgin
>30 BMI <=> fat
>short
>ugly
>average teeth
>bite nails
>poor
>5,5" penis - circumcised year ago (had phimosis for 24 years)
>circumcision scar is very visible and half of it is bumpy (stitches went off too soon)
>will get master's degree on a good university but in the worst possible faculty
>sweating like a pig
>never went to a typical disco (don't know how to dance + i sweat too much)
>Got many friends, people like to talk with me, we visit bars (pubs) pretty often
In 5 years I'll become the greatest wizard 4chan ever had. Also, I'll an hero on my bday (with a live stream and such) if I don't get laid until then.
>>560430457
>Implying a nigger's natural habitat is a place of education
Because, sometimes, I love you guys for always being there. Finish this, and you all get ice cream.
1) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjDKdfHEGA0
2) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xp-jZyzQSms
3) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NctRVC2O3NM
4) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3mDLsyn6ns
5) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJA1Vru44V8
6) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sG7UbCOYwS0&t=1m18s
7) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6p9LrJoVRpc
8) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSLx_ItMJEA
9) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq2Raxl-QZk
11) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmGEsTPrhwY
13) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnJyCDGLUZU
14) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxvnuBEulbQ
15) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_aRKeDfqYo
16) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9dTJMxzdp0
17) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DT4wgjG6EVw
18) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZbg69Ne8gA
19) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNfjcazPbNA
20) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uk93U8_PYoE
21) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZi4h7yaqu8
22) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4QBRgyitFs
23) http://youtu.be/LsGLBI2WA7Q
25) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvozYm3S-kw
26) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEnkdNtBlPM
27) http://youtu.be/dxINK2165sI
28) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KofI6ocTLE8
29) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdyyuV8rtJ8
30) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULqAIbjCsXE
31) http://youtu.be/xopAwVYlivw
32) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iz3m_7ozhNo
33) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIO9LgFPC5g
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKFKl22j1RY Aitor
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO3shsnVtpE
Personal favs
34) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOfOIQ5ayzI
35) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAxQgRSF6pc
36) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhSSOANnsPk
Best of 2013 cringe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20sLHpowweI
Brony calling dad
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHN1SQ1EvuY
>>560432595
>>560430171
Live like a windrammer as you fuck.
>>560432845
>never went to a typical disco (don't know how to dance + i sweat too much)
You're not missing much. I went clubbing with my friends, once, it was shit. We went into at least 8 different clubs throughout the night and everyone one was playing the same two songs. That dynamite song and Rihannas only girl in the world
Its usually your typical assholes in the club anyway.
>>560433098
This ruins the thread
>>560430171
Imagine being a teacher in that fucking class
>>560432595
ata boy!
from the look on that chick in the black, he ain't bullshitting
>>560432845
if you become an hero it cannot be just because you cant get laid. sex alone wont bring you happyness
>>560430171
Anyone got the /v/ fight video?
Also
>this is on youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsNhCWsDVQI
>>560431049
Holy the austism level is like going through the fuckin roof.
>>560434130
>>560434058
I think that living for 30 years knowing that you are the only person (in your environment) who's never had a girlfriend is enough reason to an hero.
With every year passing by I'm getting more and more confident about it.
>>560434159
beautiful
http://youtu.be/P6t4QmYOWhg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfIdFrM9jik
Telling Kyle to fuck off.
>>560434351
>>560431049
Did anyone click to learn the truth behind this video?
>>560430942
Is that you?
>>560431049
This has to be fake.
>>560433098
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS
WE WERE HAVING A NICE THREAD
>>560433287
Alpha as fuck.
>>560435319
this
>>560430171
lol, mike tyson's son
>>560434443
the fact that you actually think this is enough reason to an hero, faggot
>>560430171
[pterodactyl intensifies]
>>560431049
He's counting male "girlfriends" as actual girlfriends. If that's legit, he's definitely a complete retard, but I doubt it is. How the fuck does someone this retarded know how to pronounce "hermaphrodite" without knowing what it is?
>>560434443
An heroing is the easy, lazy way out dude. you've come this far, don't make the past thirty years be worth literally nothing.
>>560435425
Is that Dad or Mom who wants to hit on their daughter? That profile pic looks like a female.
>>560434443
Dude you're almost a wizard, just push through and the power will be yours.
>>560431049
>>560431323
Top kek
>>560433098
fuck you man
>>560434616
I hate those kids.
>>560430171
"was fukin wrong wit u"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq6dT2wllN8
These faggots.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cG4wt3_QfhU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xzXu3MZJn4
I literally couldn't watch this after the first shot
>>560433287
most alpha thing I've seen all week
>>560434880
You cant click it.
WTF
>>560437093
google Jared Milton
>>560434641
>>560434351
it phisically hurts to read
>>560433098
>Brony calling dad
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHN1SQ1EvuY
Toppest fucking kek
>>560433101
Why do people go out dressed like this?
>>560434616
>>560438317
What about this?
Remember hes at least 20
>>560437542
>>560431049
this kid is a god tier troll
>>560438738
FUCKING KEKEKEKEKEKEEKEKEKEKEK
>>560431049
hahhaa...I am going to hell..
>>560433098
5) open your fucking eyes kid damn
>>560439757
its just so fucking.....
i dont have words for it
its perfect
how that fat fucking brony gets destroyed by his father yet he dosent realise and the retarded shit that comes out of his mouth like it he was talking about the weather
>>560439560
>>560438738
That's the most alpha thing ever.
"It's called clopping, Dad"
"God Damnit."
>>560440694
>>560441483
You mean the kid or the dad
the dad was alpha as fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-xoXbhnFHY
>>560438738
"Are you coming out of the fucking closet or what?" Hahaha
>>560440576
"The whole ICP thing i could accept atleast then they where talking about killing shit"
>>560430171
OC from this evening lads
>>560441580
>>560431049
troll or not, that kitten was fucking adorable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wI68pZV2SJs&list=UU19pntpmhYSkMJc1_DeJBiA
>>560441689
His dad reminds me of my father haha holy fuck. Glad i'm not retarded 'n shiet or my dad would fucking annihilate me.
>>560441689
The kid. Fuckin with his motorcycle welding hardass traditional dad like that.
Takes balls.
>>560442341
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfE8jX6WPoc&list=UU19pntpmhYSkMJc1_DeJBiA&index=4
oh fuck i think this is going to scar me for life
>>560430171
Cry of the Banshee!
>>560438738
"There's a lot of pedophiles out there. Are you gonna be one of those pedophiles? God damnit!"
Oh my fucking god hahahah
>>560442436
No that takes retardation
hes not fucking with his dad hes a fucking brony
i mean if he would have been trolling then that would have been the single most epic thing ever
but nope hes fucking serious
so gtfo brony
>>560442132
crazy cat lady. Go for it bro
>>560441580
ifeelyes.jpg
>>560433940
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XXK5cq1tDF
>>560442132
only went and messaged her didn't I lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJHZc9DA4iw
>>560443107
FUCK. THIS. GAY. EARTH
>>560431049
>hermadaphodite
>aphidism
Skip to 5:00 for the fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRDoWCxQIcE
>>560430457
>nigga
no, this is a bitchboy
>>560430171
>>560431049
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76SjYUFMWG0
I guess this makes you the retard now
3F87D83
>>560433287
This isn't what he actually says, somebody edited, but that should be obvious. Still funny though
>>560434601
This was a promotional stunt for The Swarm, a ride at Thorpe Park that came out last year. you fucking moron.
>>560443107
I hope she reacts
>>560434641
Fucking Indians lol
>>560444220
>>560443107
hahahahaha
pls respond
>>560443390
Alpha
>>560433098
1)This made me cringe so hard.
2)I kek'd
3) Had to shut it off at a minute in too much cringe
4)darksided, tainted top kek (quit after 3;39)
5) bout to watch
>>560433098
>3
Jesus Christ kid...
>>560444406
IT'S HABBENING!
>>560444406
me and the bros are fucking dying with laughter
>>560431049
Just informing you all that this was fake. He was acting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76SjYUFMWG0
>>560433098
>>560444572
>funny
>>560433098
I'm fucking dead, 5 more to go. Fucking hell.
>>560443390
"girlfriend"
eval()
test
>>560444572
go on
>>560444572
Say "pls respond" after every message you send
>>560444572
monitoring
>>560442167
That wasn't really cringe that was pretty fucking sad
>feels
>>560430171
Jesus that chimp screech at the end.
That's not cringe, that's just a nigger doing what comes natural.
>>560434159
wow, for science i guess..
>>560433098
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHN1SQ1EvuY
Cringed so hard when they started talking about clopping
>>560433098
I have seen every single one of those. if you're going to do that at least make it shit that hasn't been posted in every fucking thread already
>>560444572
>I'm like Yuno
Top kek.
>>560442132
>OC
>Saw this on another post earlier
>>560445128
Sorry. This will make you feel better
>>560433098
I'm sorry I can't handle #6
too much cringekek
>>560434159
cp,
reported.
>>560441580
If Science is his Rifle, and intelligence is his blade...Why does he has a (admittedly toy) rifle and a blade. Is he a retarded philosopher?
>>560445382
Lol. Better, but this isn't YLYL
>>560443356
what the actual fuck?
>>560434641
Also, reminds me of this guy
>>560445254
Oh my. I think he would actually prefer if his son admitted to being homosexual.
>>560445563
Maybe his parents are afraid he'll eat more pets, so they told him his nerf gun and blade can be his pets
There's too many messages now ill try and compile them and upload them tomorrow
>>560433098
35
end it
>>560445772
you're doing god's work here
>>560433098
>third
NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE
Nigger I'm cringing so hard I cant see
>>560439560
guy i know is a massive fag, looks a lot like the guy in your pic too. All he does is brag about the ass he's getting, meanwhile literally every person who knows him thinks he is a fag, including a black fag who said the dude is in the closet completely.
this kid gave an in depth description of one of the professor's he saw in the showers at my college. Legit gave a 10 minute description of the guy's tattoo on his leg, color of the tattoo, how big the guy's dick was. The professor is like 65 years old. And this dude doesn't think he is gay for noticing stuff like this.
>>560445585
heres that dude again. Check out his videos they are cringeworthy. He does a gangnam style parody and his moobs are excellent
>>560443356
The fuck
>>560438738
So you're not a homosexual but you're a camel fucker now? God damn it.
Topkek indeed. That guy is a fuckin S-Rank autist.
>>560430171
He's ascending to his planar form
>>560445772
>tomorrow
fuch that shit nigga do it now
>>560438738
"DAD I'M NOT GONNA FUCKING A HORSE DAD"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOST MY SHIT
>>560445772
>inb4 it's another anon
Just calling it now
>>560443356
this is not a wut thread
>>560445254
dad sounds about 25 sounds like a conversation with his friend
>>560445758
That was the actual debate on /mlp/ when he came out. The question in the thread was "Would it be harder to tell your parent you watch MLP:FIM or admit to them that you are gay".
The first of the two was the hardest by most.
>>560446086
Yeah I mean he's posted in literally every cringe thread and I think I've seen his coin collecting videos or some shit. I pity him honestly. The fedora atheists make me laugh more
Not valid:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76SjYUFMWG0
>>560433098
I would destroy that blonde chick at 0:36. I'm also jealous of the dude at 0:05
>>560443356
how the fuck is this on youtube
>>560438772
>white people
>>560443390
>has "supposed" girlfriend
>doesn't take shit from her
>wears the pants in the relationship
Alpha as fuck, dude.
>>560433098
3
can't can't can't can't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RxjpMWpIiA
Guaranteed loss
>>560438772
Everybody at /mlp/ regularly dress like this. Don't be affraid, we don't bite much, many of us add real live experience with real horses and love and tolerance is our motto.
>>560447267
A legendary classic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99Ik6v5MgZo
>>560446086
Plz anyone have the conversation where someone pretended to be a girl and messaged with him? It was amazing
>>560438738
Its not a child show, Its about friendship and magic AHAHAHAHA
>>560448146
please post more
>>560448146
2edgy4me
>>560447804
ah my sides
>>560433287
>2 minutes between the two posts
>>560433098
fuck i never saw the full vid of the brony 'rave'. That crowd is clueless as fuck lel
>>560438738
this is my favorite, by far
>>560448482
It's your life...take a chance.
>>560438969
>left his 4chan open
:^)
/r/ing the one with the 4chan gold account
>>560432595
>Posting this on Facebook.
If nothing else, he's brave, if not really stupid.
>>560448860
Thats funny as fuck. I wonder how much of a bitch she was earlier in the night.
>>560443107
This seems like a Poe. That's straight from that Xbox post.
>>560442167
im depressed now
>>560443356
>Check youtube description
>"This video art piece was made as a response to the medical industry's pathologization of trans women who love and are attracted to women."
>art
>>560430171
>>560438738
fucking kek
>>560431049
>No asians
This kid is fucking alpha, idk what you guys are talking about
>>560438738
>"Its called clopping"
>>560450050
thank you
>>560434159
I got a little uneasy the way that guy was yanking on the baby's head and neck.
I felt much better when the baby turned from blue to pink in the following minutes.
Whe the hell are these guys though? Neo-tribals?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDm_KxkU4Sc
Got some fresh shit for youz all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPiCVZtesmU
>>560432845
How does this even happen, all the other anon's are right, you should swallow a shotgun now. What a sorry fucking existence that you can't be social enough to even fucking kiss a girl. I guess the one upside is that you're sorry genetic makeup will die a rightful death and no more of you're kind will continue to populate the earth.
Beta as fuck
>>560444390
You should see the silicon valley episode of to catch a predator.
So many fucking Indians.
They sure want to contribute to our wonderful multicultural society by getting with underage girls.
>>560451165
You should tell her that you're going to rape her.
>>560451165
ayy lmao
>>560435785
>you've come this far
lol you are easily impressed, aren't you
>>560451247
That's not me lol
>>560433098
#3: "also, you will get your period soon"
My sides!
>>560438738
Bronys are fat fucks
>>560451539
Tell her anyway.
>>560433098
3: "Also, you will get your period soon."
OH WHERE OH WHERE HAVE MY LITTLE SIDES GONE
>>560433098
this post itself is fucking cringe. are you able to gleam the irony, faggot who made this pot? or is your fedora squeezing your head so tight you can't comprehend what a queer boy you are?
>>560443356
WHAT THE FUCK??!
>>560433098
5 just makes me so happy computers weren't mainstream enough when I was 12 to broadcast some of the dumb stuff I must have been thinking
Thread is kill
>>560433098
7: Too real for anyone who has spent some time on a college campus
>>560434159
>She shits herself
I know that happens a lot but it still made laugh like a fucking moron.
>>560433098
Thanks anon
http://ask.fm/JamesLukeFien
Ask him about Tom
Pretending to be a millionaire
>>560443356