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guys guys ITT we wait top see if anon does anything in seattle

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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guys
guys
ITT we wait top see if anon does anything in seattle
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>>560389076
old thread 404'd
lurking.
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>>560389076
I reported his thread to the SPD. I am currently writing a tip up to Homeland Security in another tab.
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>>560389147
yeah mods want nothing to do with it if something actually happends so they delete it
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>>560389076
he's gonna miss every single fucking shot. he cant seattle cause he's blind
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>>560389167

This

Probably won't do any good but I have the news open just in case shit does go down.
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>>560389167
You don't even know if it's a real gun. You could be blowing this completely out of proportion.

Stop it.
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>>560389076
Well he was being srs i thingk >.>
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>>560389076
bump, was just there, shit got pruned for some reason?
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>>560389167
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>>560389076
OP from last thread here. To the guy that said it was an airsoft gun.
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OP probably bitched out and deleted the thread. No worries, I got screen caps.
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>>560389397
Get going fag times a wastin start wastin
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got old thread open
will screencap if need be
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>>560389076
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>>560389397
Looks real, would still like to see magazine and bullets, to confirm.
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>>560389397

STILL AT HOME. NOT DOING ANYTHING.

OTHERWISE, YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT

SAGE
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How much longer now OP?
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>>560389461
>>560389397

it was deleted
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>>560389397

timestamp
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>>560389397

I'm rootin for you /b/ro beat the score and go down in history
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>>560389397
I stand corrected. Show view outside of curtains.
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>>560389397

what's that supposed to prove faglord, show your barrel + ammo
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>>560389461
You cant delete threads
Mods panicked because even if nothing happen,ds rules say no illegal shit
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>>560389397
what weapon is that?
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>>560389397
God damnit, do it with something other than a gun. Fuck. I don't want another spike in prices thanks.
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>>560389397
Could still be airsoft gun, open the chamber?

I have a WE gas M4 that has a real fucking buffer and buffer spring, not to mention a pretty realistic bolt carrier group
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>>560389397
needs pear as a timestamp
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>>560389397
What news network should I turn on?
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>>560389397
guns don't kill people ... bullets do
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Gais, I'm going on a killing spree soon. Tips, advice welcomed. Can someone gib vice on successfully surviving a mass murder?

Weapon of choice is ak47, side arm is two glock 45s
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>>560389679
I just googled Seattle News and grabbed the first one. I assume they will all be covering it. If something happens.
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>>560389397
You're too scared you cocksucking little faggot
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>>560389679
I would imagine all of them have you covered, m8
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op from prev. thread was a faggot

believe me

>Seattle Breaking News: OP is fucking himself with a gun in broad daylight in a crowded place
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ITT: How to bait /b/

1. Aquire normal gun
2. Take picture of said gun
3. Post bait about shooting
4. ??????
5. Profit!
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>>560389397
Please, only kill niggers and dark skinned people...
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>>560389612
Looks like an HK
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>>560389616
I agree. Go make a homemade flamethrower or something.
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He wont do it because hes a fucking pussy.
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>>560389836
this
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show bullets op or kill yourself
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>>560389167
Snitches get stitches
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What sucks about this though is it's going to give guns more bad rap. He really needs to do this with a spoon, so we can get assault spoons banned.
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>>560389397
>Inb4 arrested in the name of 'Murica
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>>560389397
YOU ARE A(N AIR)SOFT MOTHERFUCKER
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mods are gosa
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>>560389812
you seem to almost know that OP is trolling

tell me, just how long have you been a mind reader?
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>>560389913
Can't ban an assault rifle that I already have lol
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>>560389812
Even if the shooting itself is not ahppening, if the police get involved and adresses found out, it can still become hilarious.
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>>560389836
all of this, if you plan on otherwise? an hero.
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So suck my nuts and lick on my balls! Hey Daily dot! Fuck you reddit, fuck you tumblr, fuck you twitter, fuck you facebook. You should all go and choke on some cum. You fucking cock cancer.
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Seattle news live?
>>560389076 (OP)
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>>560389913
>it's going to give guns more bad rap
>rap

learn2english
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>>560390052
You have an assault spoon?
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>>560389397
SERIOUS QUESTION OP!

Are you an agent for the jews? Did they tell you to do a mass shooting in order to get our gun rights taken away?
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>>560390061
Arrested for what? All I said is turn on the news in 30mins.
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>>560389913
It's gonna give 4chan even mroe bad rep. If OP is serious, this might be the end of 4chan.
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can anyone provide a link so i can watch the seattle news?
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>>560390184
Confirmed for fag. Move along everyone, nothing to see here
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>>560390162
are you serious? seems like you're the one who needs to learn english, anon
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>>560390184
ITT: OP shits himself
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>>560390162
Sorry, even more bad rap.
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hersheysquirts and satan fuck anal sex in the butt for dads pleasure
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>>560390243
Yes. I need link to news
Go to a street cam so we can watch.
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>>560390184
>Gonna shoot x place up

That's a trend a lot of faggy teens do now, and it gets then in a trouble that will fuck them when they are older.

Would love to see the same happen for OP
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>>560390243
http://www.komonews.com/live

KOMO news is breast news
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>>560389836
Fuck who he kills, as long as he's colored himself, these spree fuckers are always white.
>Implying OP isn't just masturbating to this thread
>Implying that's not airsoft
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>>560390174
You're the only smart person in this thread.
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>>560390167
It doubles as a fork. I think some fags call it a spork or some shit. I call it "God!"
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>>560390261
->
>>560389790
>op from prev. thread was a faggot
>believe me
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>>560390402
oy vey
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>>560389397
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>>560390402
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>>560390184
God damnit op. Please do something awesome(crazy)
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>>560389076
OH FUCK I THINK I HEARD SHOTS NEAR CAPITAL HILL

(or it was just those buses backfiring again)
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Well the original post was done at 12:28, so we've got just a bit more to wait.
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>>560390402
what is this
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>>560390676
T-minus nine minutes
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>>560390402
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>>560390712

Screen capture for anyone who needs it.
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>>560390736
My boner is peaking
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>>560390184
nothing to see here, OP finished fapping and is on his way to staples for the spiral notebooks
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>>560390402
OH FUCK THAT"S OP'S ID.


TIME STAMP ON THAT DOCUMENT

IM LIKING THIS SHIT TO /pol/
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>>560389397
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>>560390184
Pew, faggotry saves the day.
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>>560390378
I'm not getting shit from that, it's only showing their logo. Do they not broadcast at this time?
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>>560390897
>image.jpg
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It's been an hour... OP is the penultimate fail next to any anon who believed this crap.
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>>560390974
They go live in Breaking news
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Lots of people are gonna be dissapoint
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GUYS, GUYS

THERES ABSOLUTELY NOTHING GOING TO HAPPEN YOU IDIOTS
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>>560391047
Oh, alright.
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>>560391031

It's been 27 minutes.
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>>560390184
damnit
abondon thread
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who else is lurking with me?
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>>560391203
im lurking anon
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>>560389397
OP fucking do it. What are you aiming for though? I am lost on this. Inb4 old thread.
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>>560391203
Lurkin and jerkin
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>>560391203
Yo
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>>560391203
me
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>>560391203
Aye am.
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>>56039103
>idiots who can't read a post time.
First week here huh?
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>>560391203
>>560391246
Lurk age
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>>560391203
Sadly, yes.
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This is just like that Mikey and Jared shit, some gullible fucking people here
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OP a kike hired by the US Government. Mass shooting for loss of gun rights. OP kill the kikes instead.
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This is now an Ayy LMAO thread
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>>560391135
>>560391191
>>560391203
>>560391246


All wasting your time.


Op has dun been arrested by NSA, FBI, and homeland sekurity Already
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>>560389076
ITS BEEN 30 MIN
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>>560391412
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>>560391412
Ayy lmao
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>>560391031
its nearly 30 minutes, l2read digital clock
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>>560391203
NSA
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Is it possible OP committed an act? If he's out shooting right now it won't me on the news for yet another hour or so
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>>560391456

how do you know? source his arrest faq
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>>560389076
I don't think there's going to be a shooting in Seattle. The note clearly says "Scattle".
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>>560391456
Why would you say that
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>>560391203
Hopeful lurking here. I take it OP's gun is jammed. It's been longer than 30 minutes.
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>>560391203
Lurking like a champ over here
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>>560391513
This is to derail incest threads... Has /b/ decayed into a complete shit pile in my 2 year absence
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>>560391603
Checks out.
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>>560389076
why do you have a muzzle flash suppressor on an aerosoft gun, they don't have mussel flash ...
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BREAKING NEWS:

There's been a mass cock sucking in Capitol hill. OP is prime suspect
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pls op
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>>560391584
News stations monitor police scanners so they can get places fast and start reporting. IF he actually does anything, as soon as they get dispatched the press will know and start flooding in. Breaking news, shit is going down, so we have heart, etc.
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>>560391584
Maybe? In all reality though, would you report it to 4chan if so? In such great fucking advance I mean? Maybe five minutes before, but not this long.
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>>560391747
thank you
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>>560391806
heard*

Tits for trouble.
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>>560389076
hurry up you pussy piece of shit those civilians wont kill themselves
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>>560391806
Scanner:

http://www.komonews.com/scanner
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there's a fake shooting threat thread every day on /b since the beginning of time. his airsoft gun isn't going to do shit and mass shootings are top gay and passé like parachute pants.
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>>560391707
Please, its used everywhere for everything in the past years, because people dont give a fuck for what they are used.

Nothing has changed.
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But OP im drunk?fjptrjote9u054i0u5234ijorweio esvrljksdfmnl
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>>560391826
I highly doubt anyone monitors 4 chan every second if the day and would be able to find him that fast. There have been longer.
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>>560391590
>>560391607

Why do you think OP from original bread never came back, you shills?
The photo he uploaded originally was fucking geotagged like a noob, local police were informed almost immediately, scanner feed has been buzzing about possible terrorist activity, and suspect is in custody. No news stations will probably pick the story up for another couple hours or perhaps not even till tomorrow.
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here in case of happenings
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Op already abandon the thread idiots
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>>560392001
You doubt the average lvl 80 dungeon master basement dweller?
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>>560391976
Well in that case, Back to /mu/ and /x/ I go.
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>>560392056
>local police were informed almost immediately, scanner feed has been buzzing about possible terrorist activity, and suspect is in custody
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>>560392056
I can confirm that scanner is going crazy with possible shooter activity.
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>>560392220
What is this, a picture for ants?!
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>>560392001
Well, would still be fun if he ended up on nightly news. Never do get though. I call bullshit until I hear about "Tragedy in Seattle"
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>>560392225
hmm they are talking about someone calling in a tip @ 103 lakeside
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>>560389397
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>>560392343
Heard something about that address too. A business they said?
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SOMEONE GET JACK BAUER ON THE PHONE
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>>560392278
my tea is all over my leg now
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SCANNER REPORTS SHOTS ON MEMORIAL WAY
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Abandon thread.
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>>560392343
Now they're talking about eerie ave
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>>560392343
Link?
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>>560392517
Lies.
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>>560392430
yep but the actual address was different than the business. Now they are dispatching a unit downtown, could it be OP? bet they are going to go beat up a homeless guy again
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>>560389167
fucking white knight.
nobody likes a hero
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SHITS FIRED!!
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>>560392430
Aw really? So maybe a bust then? Dumbass should've reported in more brief time span.
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>>560392548
http://www.komonews.com/scanner
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>THIS FUCKING THREAD
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>>560392343
Really wish one /b/ yard would balls up and commence a real attack..
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>>560392582
Nothing wrong with that!

>>560392548
http://www.komonews.com/scanner
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>>560392548
http://www.komonews.com/scanner
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>>560392598
.....
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>>560392640
>Static .gif
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>>560392678
>>560392687
>>560392598

Burglary on memorial way, sounds like des moines memorial drive
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>>560389167
Fuck off newfag.
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http://www.komonews.com/scanner

for the lazyfags
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Op will surely deliver.
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>>560392640
it's fucking 4:10 ... im waiting another 10 mins then fuck it i quit ....
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>>560392869
Welcome to half an hour ago.
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>>560392643
>yard
>tard

God damn auto correct
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This is now a Komo News Police Scanner Thread. Any word on that Business they were talking about?q
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it should be happening right about now
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>>560392956
give it time, OP is obviously at starbucks getting coffee before *rolls eyes*
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Nothing happen....
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>>560393026
"I'LL BE TRANSPORTING OUR VICTIM AROUND THE BLOCK"
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unless you walk into a cop station and go full terminator you'll be remembered as a complete fag. be sure to leave a manifesto claiming jews made you do it to expand gun control
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It's over. They took him back to RadioShack.

/thread
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Oh my...
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>>560393106
duwetduwetduwetduwetduwetduwet
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>>560393102
Heard something about Radioshack, those still exist?
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Fuck it, I'll be there in 30 minutes. I'll be wearing a hello kitty hoodie.
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>>560393102
..."To the Radio Shack".

cunt
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>>560393041
zzzz so i was right from the start ... gg well cya guys im off to get flippin stoned.
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>>560393026
Haven't heard anything else. Though I did hear a couple units going somewhere together. qt3.14 and some dude. Then I heard someone talking about taking a victim back to RadioShack.
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>>560393198
>>560393204
Radio shack is in the U-district, which is where memorial way is
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maybe op is on his way to seafair...
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>>560392598
IT'S CRAPPENING
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>>560393187
it's happening globally... this could be an epidemic if we are not prepared.
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beoeoeoeoeoeooe
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>>560393308
Traffic is bad. I can see why it might be taking him some time. There's no place where you can buy a SIG550 here in Washington, so its probably a non-native, and thus doesn't know the traffic all to well
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Sounds like they are dispatching an ambulance.
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OP just had an asthma attack.
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I'm hearing the fire scanner voice go off, atleast i think its that
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damn if she was a real women, I'd skull fuck her to get her to stfu
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>>560393430
>OH LORD JESUS IT'S A FIRE
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Is this furealz?
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>>560393430
That's just a fire truck
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HOLY FUCK DID YOU GUYS HEAR?
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>>560393530
I got BRONCHITIS! Ain't nobody got time for that!!
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>>560390527
>>560390527
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>>560393542
No.
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>>560393619
something about a suspect being questioned in his apartment?
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abandon thread
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>>560393619
what that OP is a faggot?
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ityping and
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>>560393687
yeah i heard that
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>>560393619
700 block of 8th avenue got lit up
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30 minutes are up, you faggot
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Goddamnit anons you all got me into this shit
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>>560393770
OP is died, suicide by cop via 4chan b
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IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE SOMETHING COOL HAPPEND ON /B/
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It was a SIG 550, a rifle that is EXTREMELY rare in the United States.

OP was most likely Swiss, possibly Canadian, Belgian or Czech. But certainly NOT American.

y'all niggas gettin b8ed
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>>560393770
Try 47 minutes.

I'm going to call it. Time is... 1117, Local time.
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>>560393832
Op is kill?
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code yellow fire response
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CODE YELLOW BITCHES
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>>560393746

is that the CD or cap hill?
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>>560389076
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>>560393882
OP is with Heat Legend now
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FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>560393930
>>560393930
>>560393930
>>560393930
>>560393930
SHITS GOING DOWN
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>>560393770
He's being questioned in his apartment.Scanner said suspicious individual with firearm in riverstreet being questioned
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Well it has been the better part of an hour. Way to go OP, you have let me down more times than my abandoning mother.
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OHH A BROKEN PIPE...GJ OP!
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Just to let you know gun fire in that area of the city isn't that uncommon
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Time is up. OP is fail. Let's get back to steam beggers and facebook decides. I'll start a facebook decides (will delivar) a couple more anon get the steams going. Its gonna be a roll a thon!!!!!!!! hahah (rerawls loud xDD)
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>>560393862

just check the exif
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nakedcascadia [email protected] 2m
its happening
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hmm they are verifying a serial number, sounds firearm related, OP related??!
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FUCK IT /B/ROS, I AM TIRED OF THIS CARDSTAND BULLSHIT. I AM GOING TO FUCK THAT CARDSTAND. GIVE ME 30 MINUTES. IF IT DOESN’T FALL IN 30 MINUTES, I WILL AN HERO MYSELF IN 30 MINUTES…
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>>560394071
>>560393998
>>560393723
>>560393371
MORE!!!

these are great for my reaction folder
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The only thing OP killed was our hopes and dreams.
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>>560394049
I don't need to check shit, he's not American.

>>560389397
That is a full auto SIG 550, he's definitely a Swiss militiaman.
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>>560394030
Hey, I'm a pony anatomy student and I need pics of horse buttholes for like homework or something real
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>>560394220
>reaction folder

You are on your way to become the MEMEMEME MASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOW BIG IS YOUR TUMBLR DOGS FOLDER? I HAVE 17 TUMBLR DOGS ON MY HARDDRIVE. CHECKMATE!
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>>560393974
shiet
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>>560394204
...I already saw this shit but can someone explain me?
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gatorade pls
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i could use some gatorade...
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Lol call for water or gatorade
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HOW THE FUCK DO I WATCH SEATTLE NEWS?
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GAAAAATORADE
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>>560393987
oh shi-
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>>560389272
wow that almost went over my head 13/10 anon, great post, would read again, would copy-pasta, would show to mom. Great post.
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>>560394204
old bait is old
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>>560394367
i kek'd
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>"911 what is your emerg-?"
>" I NEED FUCKING GATORADE MY CAT IS DYING"
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Anyone need some water or Gatorade let me know.
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>>560394367
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>>560394558
>>560394562
OH THIS IS GREAT
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>>560393987
Does the coincede with the exif?
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oh god, the chick who said 11-24, I'd violate her constitution all night.
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303 south river st thats where there at.
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can anyone else barely make out what they're saying?
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>>560393930
>>560393930
>>560393930
>>560393930
>>560393930
MORE THAN ONE PERSON CONFIRMED

INFORM FBI
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>>560394779
>>
ITT: newfigs
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>>560393862
Extremely rare? Are you fucking retarded?

It's more likely that the poster is in the US because he's a civilian with a semi auto rifle with a 30 round mag. You can buy guns from all over the world in the US you fuckstick, stop spreading misinformation.
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Nothing's going to happen you dumpasses.

see >>560393862
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>>560394963
This. Start a steam begger ted and lets get back to our roots. Link it here pls.
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I heard something about fucking McDonald.
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>>560394995
>fuckstick
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>>560394995
thank you. i was going to say the same thing. misinformation getting spread like aids.
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>>560394963
[s4s] plz go away.
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>>560394995
Uh, that's a standard issue Swiss rifle that is incredibly rare in the US due to import restrictions. It is a select fire weapon, not semi-auto.

This is a Swiss reservist trolling you.
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>>560395058
>Possibly Canadian

While this is definetly b8, Seattle is literally next to the border.
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>>560395220
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
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>>560389076
SCANNER GOING OFF ABOUT STATE PATROL FINDING INDIVIDUAL WITH FACE SLASHED OFF
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could someone explain to me what is going on?
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>>560394995
That's a real deal SIG 550.

Believe it or not, the US has strict import regulations on "assault" style weapons. SIG 550s are not legal to import, hence why SIG started producing SIG 556s in Exeter, NH. That is NOT a SIG 556, it's a legit SIG 550, you can tell by the handguards and finish.

Also, >>560389397

Stop pretending you know things.

OP is b8
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>>560395343
but you is heaven..
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>>560395398
Slapped moron
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>>560395343
>sages
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>>560395253
OP confirmed a jew
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>>560395308
Canadians cannot own select fire rifles.
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>>560395491
nice font you fucking moron
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>>560395478
>implies
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>>560395491
every time i see someone browse 4chan via phone i always assume anon is underaged and a complete faggot
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>>560395589
there's a marketplace for illegal firearms through TOR. Who is to say he couldn't order one?
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Just arrived. What the fuck is happening?
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>>560395253
The police scanner in Seattle where he claimed to live says otherwise.
, >>560395458
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>>560393862
>most likely Swiss, possibly Canadian

Holy shit you're good.
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>>560395343

I thought being on 4chan gave me the right to disrespect everyone at every time?
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>>560395909
wtf
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>>560389076
Do it. Seattlites are the most retarded cunts in america. Bunch of sports worshiping, over-tipping, narcissistic, wage slaves.
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>>560395936
Faggot
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>>560395909
shouldn't you be out there fucking shit up?
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>>560395794
I am. good call.
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yah, absolutely nothing is going to happen
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>>560395909
what the fuck is happening.

also, hurry the fuck up
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>>560395909
negro
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>>560395909
When are you going to begin this mastermind of a plan?
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SCANNER GOING OFF SAYING ANON GOT STEAMS! WE NEED MORE ROLLS!
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>>560395909
OP returns

Are you with cahoots with the anon sporting the M1 in this thread? >>560396047
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>>560395830
I suppose that's possible though highly improbable.

What's more probable? A Swiss reservist is trolling /b/ or that some /b/tard got a 550 off of TOR from European who has access to a Swiss reservist rifle and is willing to ship to the US?
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>>560389076
YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT

STOP RUINING OUR GUN LAWS

IF I FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE

IM GOING TO FUCKING FACEFUCK YOU
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>>560395909
Hello Canada. Are you happy to turn that rifle in to the RCMP when the amnesty period runs out? Will you keep any of your five round magazines? How is that cosmetic FA lower treating you?

Also I'm a jealous American because I want Type 86s, cheap M14s, and Swiss space magic.
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>>560396292
fat 'murican faggot detected
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>>560389397
You're not even in America you stupid fucking Swiss Twat.
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GUYS GUYS
http://www.komonews.com/scanner
ITS HABBENING
GUNSHOTS
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>>560395909
YOU'RE BRETTY GUD! :DDD :D
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>>560395909
Op confirmed for faggot. Fucking retards..
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>>560396429
as opposed to yourself, a..?
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>>560395909
ur a faget ?
Do something pls, i want to shitpost about israel all day, pls kill someone you fucking jew.
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Love when gringos kill themselves. Sure they are superior.
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ITT: OP takes a pic of a gun and people think something is going to happen
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>>560395885
I'm listening to it, nothing is happening.

>>560395909
fuckin WREKT

Told you feggets, /k/ommando here, some of us know our shit.
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>>560389913
>put barbs in time release capsule
>pick favorite sword or two hander
>???
>profit
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>>560396452
lies
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