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Little fuck face keyed my truck. 3 and 6 decide what I say

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Little fuck face keyed my truck.
3 and 6 decide what I say
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>>560318075
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>560318075
Same roll 3 and 6
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>>560318524
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Tough guy fucking faggot
3 and 6.
Bit of a back story this fucker is like 18 and is living on his parent's dime, he's basically the neighborhood shit hasn't worked fuck all in his life besides on his shitty Honda
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Do you like the sound of your heart beating?
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>>560318075
I will hold you down and ass fuck you into oblivion.
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Hey, im sorry for that text, I was drunk ,wan't to fuck later big boy? MMMMM Fresh asshole ripe for the plucking.
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Kick his ass OP.
Faggot drives a Honda.
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>>560319096
WE HAVE A WINNER
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>>560319096
winrar
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>>560319096
3 and 6 again. Rolls will not change.
Did I tell you he's mixed?
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Put actual rice in his gas tank. Ricer.
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>>560319013
Listen here nigger, i was joking about being drunk but im completely serious about the fact that i will forcefully insert my penis into your anus while i pour diesel into your piece of shit you call a honda
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I want to thrust my ramrod into your oil tank.
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I'm gonna cut off your cock and put it in a blender
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>>560319407
I'm going to run over your car, with my truck, and you in it. You stupid little cunt rag. I will shove my fist down your throat and grab your balls, pull them back through your mouth and shit on them you little nigger.
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>>560319407
What's the largest object you've ever inserted into your anus?
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you better get my ass lubed up real nice cause it's tighter than a nigger going straight to jail
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>>560319576
winrar
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>>560319550
dis
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Hey, I got your kids at my house, and called the police, and I raped your Wife, not joking. I will fucking peel your skin of and wear you like a suit.
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>>560319576
we have a winrar
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>>560319576
>>560319683
>>560319696

hold on to yer butts
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He read it.
Now let's get something he'll reply too
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Bruh, come get your tinkle winkle and stick it in me asshole
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>>560320003
Im coming over to kick your ass you bastard fuck.>>560320003
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I don't know who this [insert your name] faggot is, but we're going to have smelly, sweaty manly sex
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>>560319796
Rollan
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Can I give you ablowjob, master?
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>>560320184
reroll
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>>560320267
Re-Rolla
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>>560320174
Rerolll
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>>560320184
Roll pls
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>>560320003
Listen here you putrid fucking cunt, if you don't send me a picture of a sharpie in your pooper, I'll take a shit on your car
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Mikey's dead
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>>560320184
Rollin'
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Can I suck you off, good sir?
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shiver me timbers jared, u b ecpectin a majr spankin up tha booty wit me lightnin rod cock
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>>560320003
Fuck me daddy.
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>>560320443
Winrar
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>>560320184
Dolan rola
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>>560320473
WINRAR
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Gay sex aside, I'm going to beat the shit out of you the next time I see your faggot ass.
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>>560320003
I killed Mikey and I ate his penis
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Sorry I flew off the handle, I am just amazed how much of a faggot I've been driving around in my br0 truck and I'm glad I've come to this realization
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>>560320184
this has got to winrar
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>>560320184
Just do this one OP it's better
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Do I have permission to suck off your ogre penis, master?
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>>560320816
My cock is bigger than your Honda. BEEP BEEP mother fucker, your ass is going to be GOATSE.
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The scariest guy I ever admitted into jail was a 19yo kid that worked his ass off for a shiny car. His neighbor keyed it because it "was parked too close."

The kid smashed in the windows on the guys car, pours in gasoline, and burns the car.

He was being admitted for felony arson, minimum stay of 3 years for a teenaged boy in the land of muscular men and no safewords.

Go commit a misdemeanor and provoke him to commit a felony. In prison, they want you to fuck up other inmates so you get more time. It's a game they play, forcing each other to do more time because they can't take the hit to their ego.

You never should have texted him. But, I've got a pair of balls AND I know when I can buff out a scratch, and when to get my neighbor to fill out a police report.

'Course, your neighbor probably hates the kid as much as you- you pathetic jealous fuck. So, now your neighbor has you and the kid fighting. No matter what happens, he wins- bitch.
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>>560320816
Wow fgt
>>560320852
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Shitty truck? He drives a fucking honda
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>>560320816
Just insult his dearest possession which is prolly his car
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>>560320816
I have dildos with more power than your Honda bitch
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>>560320402
Re-Re-Rollan
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>>560320976
3 and 6 still
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bitch
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that's it; i'm coming over to trash your honda, you fucking autist
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>>560320816
WHAT THE FUCK AM I ROLLING FOR YOU FAGGOT
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>>560320816
Listen here you little cunt, if you don't apologize right fucking now I'm pouring sugar into your gas tank and your car will be fucked. And if you don't reply I'm going to curb stomp your little head in
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>>560321135
Re fucking roll
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>>560321212
Wait, how did HE become Mikey?
And tell him your dick has more horsepower than his Honda
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>>560320402
Re-Re-Rolling
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>>560320816
LOL props to that fucking nignog for just completely wrecking your asshole
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>>560321236
kek
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My lugnuts need more torque than his Honda jas
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>>560321212
your mom fucked me on the hood of your honda two nights ago
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>>560321237
This.

>This isn't mikey. Next time i see you, you're gonna find out what my warm creamy man cum tastes like you fucking homo.
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>>560320816
>XD
fake
sage
an hero
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>>560321286
Winrar
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Look at the time in all the caps you stupid fucks.
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>>560321236
Fucking fuck keyed my truck I don't know what he's talking avout
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You wish this was Mickey you pre-mature little fagget. You better watch your back.
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>>560321212
I love you so much, anon
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>>560321815
Your asshole will be damaged when I plow my dick in it.
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>>560321815
I broke my femur :(
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>>560321276
Re roll
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I have aids
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>>560321815
You delivered, but you fucking did the worst ones. Fuck you OP.
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I'll show you, and I'm going to damage your fagget face against my cock you peace of shit
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Your butthole will serve as my steed as I fuck you into Mitt Romneys election, bitch.
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>>560322070
Should I change the roll to the best ones instead of 3 and 6?
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>>560321994
IP address is exposed. you didnt cover it did you lol
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I'm telling your parents
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>>560322152
Yaaaa
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>>560321815
Why don't you just fuck him up you pussy?
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>>560322186
godFUCKINGdammit
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>>560322152
Yea or else your gonna lose him
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Go key a funny message on his car
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.
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>>560322335
Okay that's the last 3 and 6 roll. I'll send the best ones now
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just go kick his ass OP. he can't be that tough.
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Licky poopy licky poopy, I will lick up your poopycontai
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>>560322537
How the fuck did he say you were mikey, then claim that there is a mikey on that side, then call you mikey again? FAKE ASS THREAD. ABANDON THREADDDD
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>>560322576
winrar?
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>>560322725
What? When he said 'this is Mikey' he's trying to claim I'm Mikey.
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>>560322537
I'll trade you some crack for your honda
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I give goodie goodie sucky sucky. Pls lemme sucky sucky u for $5
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Look who it is again, Jared. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet.
Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag?
Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Jared" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
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Try that bruv, I'll run you over with my new Honda!
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>>560323127
that shit is so old
i salute you
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>>560323127
my eyes...
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>>560323127
...What the fuck?
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>>560323127
Is this winrar? Is this what you guys want me to send?
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>>560323403
your new here, arent you?
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>>560323127
So edgy
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>>560323469
yes send it to him
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>>560323469
yes
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>>560322537
Jared, I'm going to come over with my .45, and then I am going to start raping you. and I'm going to rape you so long, and so hard without lube, you will cry salty tears, which I will collect, drink, and then rehydrate you with my cum and piss. you got that?
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I'm willing to bet OP is a shitty pillhead who either stole from or was otherwise dishonest to this Jared guy, and has every right to get the shit kicked out of him.

At the very least, you probably need rehab. If you aren't careful, your withdrawl symptoms may kill you. But not before going through severe panic attacks and selling everything you have just for another bar.

...just sayin.
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>>560323469
fuck yes
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>>560323469
ABSOLUTELY SEND THIS
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If Dubs you give the thread this little fuckface's number
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>>560323589
wat
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tell him you seriously have a bomb and you will use it on him
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>>560323691
This. Even if I don't get dubs. Cause fuck this prick.
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>>560323589
benzos are the only drug that WD by itself can kill you
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>>560323469
yes ogogogog
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>>560323589
:^)
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Best roll is winrar same way as before
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Pls post the number
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>>560323469
This has potential.
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RUN OVER HIS FUCKING s2000
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In this moment I am euphoric, not because of any phony God's blessing, but because of my own high intelligence.
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Someone post shovel dog for him to send, i dont have it
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holy fuck post his number
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>>560323883
nigger if i see you in town again im gonna cut your head off, wait for the body to decompose then fuck it so i can have your shit stew on my cock
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>>560323883
DELIVAR'd
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>>560323883
1v1 me on super smash bros faggot. Are you prepared to fucking rekt?
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your sister is next fucker
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Ask if it's Jared, from Subway, then claim you'll give him a foot long, in his asshole.
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I bet you kiss girls, faggot.
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>>560324234
roll
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>>560324248
This sounds good. Should I send?
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I'm coming for you Jared.

You're going to be my doggy.
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In this moment I am euphoric, not because of any phony God's blessing, but because of my own high intelligence
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>>560324145
Fuck yes this.

Post his number I'll text him from my text plus app.
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>>560323883
Yeah faggot, this is Mikey, niggah. And your ass is gonna get a fucking pounding, by my wiener. I'm the god damned Mayor of Browntown and I'm gonna seize your assests with my DONG NIGGA. I'm gonna come to your house right now and shit on your fucking Slow2000. THAT FUFU LAME SHIT I AINT WITH IT, ILL SEND SOME SHOTS AT YOUR FITTED. SWAG BITCH come at me nigguh i'll smack the black off you fool.
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>>560323883
youre the kind of nigger that kisses prostitutes
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Cmon baby you know you always wanted a piece of this. Lets fuck already
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>>560324248

Holy shit do this
>>560324408
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>>560324234
roll
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>560324451
reroll
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>>560323883
egg and tp his dodge
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>>560324451
>>560324456
Either one of these lel
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>>560324601
roll
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>>560323883
>mfw he has some guy txting him gay shit on the reg
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Dis nigga done keyed a car with keys to his S2000? Done fucked up
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>>560324924
YOU FUCKING MORONS HAVE TO POST A FACE PICTURE WHEN YOU SAY 'My face when' motherfucking idiots
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First I bang on the drum, then I bang your mum.
Then i'm gonna key your car, and after your sister.
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>>560325082
Top kek
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In this moment I am euphoric, not because of any phony God's blessing, but because of my own high intelligence.
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>>560325082
You forgot gra ta ta
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>>560318075
OP post this faggots number so we can join in the fun. He won't know what happened to him.
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>>560325348
fuck off
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>>560325082
fucking briliant
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>>560325082
Jared, I'm going to come over with my .45, and then I am going to start raping you. and I'm going to rape you so long, and so hard without lube, you will cry salty tears, which I will collect, drink, and then rehydrate you with my cum and piss. you got that?
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>>560325082
My vibratory has not horsepower than your shit Honda
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>>560325082
post the response
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>>560325680
>you got that?
>mfw
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>>560325742
Vibrator*
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>>560325742
Do you have so many vibrators that you have a vibratory?
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>>560325082
any response?
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>>560325814
Took him a bit this time
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>>560325742
More*
I can't spell for shit tonight
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>>560326346
eat my ass mickey boy
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>>560326346
Fucking nigger, I'll have your 4 banger crushed before you get to it.
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You're just jealous that you're not as euphoruc as me 0. *le fedora tip XD*
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>>560325680
This isn't even my post, but I will vote for it forever

reroll for this person, drinking tears like that lil' shit in Hannibal
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>>560326148
It's where I go to study the fine arts of masturbation
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>>560326346
navy seal copy pasta
>>560324601
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>>560325082
Alright listen here Jared. No more fucking fooling around. If you don't come over here right now and pay this nigga $500 for his fucking paintjob me and my boys are gonna roll by TONIGHT. That blue dodge will be FULL WITH NIGGAS and we will break all your goddamn windows on your car and tie up that shitty tow hitch of yours. You'll see what a fucking dodge can do when you watch us tow it out the fucking hood and drop that shit off in the river. YOU GOT 30 MINUTES NIGGA, HIT THE ATM NOW
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I sent Mikey an email telling him I liked his profile and to please check out mine. If he was interested then I would enjoy getting to know him. To my surprise he responded after a few days. We emailed back and forth. Then we did Skype and FaceTime. We discovered we had a lot in common. he came to California to visit me. It was a magical week. We married on the month of Dec 2013. Thank you Jared for helping make this miracle happen. To all of you out there looking for love, we wish you luck!
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>>560326346
well i'm gonna sit on my hood with my big fat cock waiting for your hairy little lemon pucker to shit on my dick. Faggot
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>>560326496
lol oh dang yes
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>>560326346
Post his fucking number faggot or this is fake. If you really hated this fag you would let us spam him.
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>>560326346
NIGGER IF YOU COME NEAR MY HOUSE I WILL FUCK YOU IN THE STREET WITH A RAZERBLADE
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>>560326773
I sent him the .45 thread and the 4-banger crushed threat
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>>560326773
Fucking Please
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>>560327026
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>>560327160
Fucking kill him. If someone keyed my truck and then called me a broke ass nigga, i'd destroy that cunt.
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You are merely jealous of how euphoric I am, plebian! *le fedora tip XD*
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>>560327160
Only thing LYING will be your fucking body in the goddamn road if you come out while we jacking your car bitch. Strapped as fuck niggah.
25 minutes
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Well I'm going to be, night /b/ros
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>>560327160
cut off his head and send his teeth to his family members
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>>560327160
You wanna see pictures of my truck? That's like aging to see pictures of my DICK. How about you send me some pictures of your DICK and then we'll talk. Homo
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>>560327160
CLOCKS TICKING, NEGROID MAKE YOUR CHOICE.
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just offer to suck his dick and be done with this charade
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>>560327160
Tik-tok, bitch.
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>>560327397
Fucking god damn it, bed*
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>>560327441
Asking*
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>>560318075
Fuck you and yo mama nigga pussy fight me bitch let's go COD: Black Ops
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I also believe you should post his number
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>>560327463
Winrar
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>>560318075
Tell him he owes you a new Tonka.
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>>560326934

This faggot will not post the number because it's not real. He is sitting with his gay friends typing this out doing Le Epic Troll on 4chan.

Fucking queerbo
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I'm going to break my dick off in your ass, Shit down your throat rip your balls off and push them into your eye sockets then I'm going to fuck your mothers gods.
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>>560327793
Still fun to imagine it actually happening.
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>>560327728
I'm packing this 13 inch babymaker faggot. Guess who daddy is? Don't worry, I won't be too rude, I'll beat your ass, fuck your mom while bitch-ass daddy watches and begs me to cum on his face. THEN I'll trash your chink-mobile.
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>>560327793
why are you here mr. heaven
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>>560327728
I'll pack some fudge in your HAIRY ANUS YOU FUCK FACE NIGGER
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>>560327728
8.5 inches long and 6 inches wide boy!
I'm packing big time. You better watch out faggot, my shots hurt
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>>560327925
CHINK-MOBILE
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His rice rocket
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>>560327991
lol I thought that was a sandwich
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>>560328338
same lol
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>>560328335
looks like a fucking bowling shoe.
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>>560328335
>>560328335
>>560327728
shut the fuck up you over privileged cunt. i earn my shit unlike you who has to suck his daddy's friends dicks every night lmao. you better watch it stupid cunt. by the way you only got 25 minutes. you worthless scum trash cum dumpster
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That's a pretty sick s2k....needs to be painted all one colour though. Rather that then your faggot Dodge.
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>>560328335
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>>560328335
Come and get it? The only one getting it tonight is you big boy! I hope you brought some lube faggot because i'm going in dry.
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>>560327925
>>560327925

Please this
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>>560328335
It looks like his autistic ass forgot what color scheme he was going for half-way through working on his chink-mobile.

I rather like chink-mobile.
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>>560328637
>>560327728
shut the fuck up you over privileged cunt. i earn my shit unlike you who has to suck his daddy's friends dicks every night lmao. you better watch it stupid cunt. by the way you only got 25 minutes. you worthless scum trash cum dumpster
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>>560328637
all these screenshots are fake
the color for the text message should be green not blue
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>>560328637
Luckily for you, daddy has a soft ass. And I'm gonna get me two scoops of daddies shit chute.
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>>560328637
Thank you for this thread based anon
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>>560328769
It's blue if the person you're texting is also using iMessage.
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>>560327728
you dun fergot about me?
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send him thid
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>>560328769
have you never used and iphone before you poor fuck
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>>560329091
what is an iphone
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>>560328769
nigga no
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>>560328769
lel newfag
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oh no i am triggering DDDDDD:
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>>560328769
bitch you ain't no batman
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>>560329342
Moar racist rolls
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If this is real it would
Be funny if OP would get beaten up
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I want you to fuck me in the ass with your hard chink cock.
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Check your iphones faggots, the color is green
smh
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>>560329607
Look. Just because I take pills to deal with my severe depression, and may have not grown up with a great family like you, and had every goddanm thing i wanted handed to me on a silver fucking platter does not mean that your faggoty ass can come hey the fuck out of my truck. At least I payed for this shit myself you privileged fuckbag. Go fuck yourself.
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>>560329607
He called you a nigger earlier, fuck is chinky on about?
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>>560329607
>>560329607
fuck this shit talking, i dont want to hurt with words anymore, i think we've forgotten that we are men, so come over here to my house and fight me pussy, or if you dont wanna come ill go over there and beat the shit out you, theres no running now. its either over here or over there and ill wipe my shit all over your gay rocket windshield
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>>560329607
Hey dude I'm just messing around with ya. I'm not going to do anything, your cars actually pretty cool. We bros?
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>>560329379
holy fuck that makes me uncomfortable.
but i'm not triggered
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>>560329954
Not if it's iMessage, retard.
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>>560329052
Yeah. Maybe one that isnt shit quality
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>>560330165
Prove it
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>>560330065
Iheres his number. Before you ask about the area code the faggot moved from the south a few months ago and apparently he kept the number
>2052434175
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>>560330261
Burden of proof is on you shitlord
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Hey that's not nice! I'm gay for you! Tod listen we have been through enough shit. I love you and want you to come home. Please love me.... Please suck my sucker I got for you at the bank... This is what true love is. Do you think this happens ever day? Nigger.
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>>560330492
You obviously just created a fake number, lmao
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>>560330492
Nah faggot, your bitch ass will just call the cops. Come face me like a man. I know where you live, so you either fight me now or I'll come to your house while you're out fucking men and beat the shit out of your fat whore Santa Clause looking birthgiver. I'll knock her dentures out of your fathers ass.
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http://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/560318075/little-fuck-face-keyed-my-truck-3-and-6-decide#top
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Lol what 2 say
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>>560330948
You a whiteknight or something faggot?
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>>560331259
Nope, everyone in every one of these threads suggests doing this. Nobody did this time, I had to pick up the slack.
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>>560331182
He mad
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>>560331182
the fuck
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>>560331557
Will someone please find out Mikey's last name? We could do a bunch of shit with that beef.
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Is he mad?
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>>560331182
This is Mikey's older /bro i tot him everything he knows about anal so you better believe he's good, in fact he's so good my anis is getting moist, I'm gonna find you, and I'm gonna use you
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>>560331786
omfg this is amazing
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>>560318075
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>>560331786

he mad.
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>>560331786
OP go to the McDonalds by Taco Bell. He is planing to meet me there soon. Stab him with a kitchen knife. Take pics and post.
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>>560331786
>>560331786
i was serious when i said i was gonna kill you, i respect you, but youre gonna die
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>>560330492
You realise some faggot is going to ruin it by texting im the thread right? shouldn't have given the number
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>>560331915
I just picture him at the 7-11 all lonely and what not
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Important information!!!1!!!!!11
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>>560332114
Picture some innocent guy standing by a truck getting pummeled
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>>560332296
Ohdam.jpg
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>>560332296
topkek
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>>560332296
fat bama cow
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The goal of the thread is to get him to attack mikey in his home right? RIGHT?
if not that should definitely be the goal.
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Drive by and throw a bottle at him.
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>>560332296
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>>560332060
Call the cops say a kid has a weapon at MCDonalds.
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>>560332565
He told me he was gonna kill him
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>>560332596
I hope Mikey is doing better.
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>>560331727
Fuck off.
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>>560332565
I can get on board with trolling some retard into driving up into a dope heads house and starting shit. Guys, we should really get on this. This has excellent potential.
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>>560332596
oooooh shit
this is getting really fucking good
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>>560332710
I'd bang the shit out of that
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Too fucking easy
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>>560332742
On it.
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>>560332351
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>>560332742
>>560332682
This needs to happen

>>560332060
OP does this guy have mikeys address? if not, do you? This needs to happen
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>>560332928
THIS IS GETTING SO FUCKING GOOD
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>>560332652
I wonder how he'll pull off fighting at the taco bell, mcdonalds and the gas stations at the same time.
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Can somebody start a new thread? This guy is all bark and no bite
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>>560332669
Nice improvement
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www.pinterest.com/carissatherese/
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Kek
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>>560333038
Omg anon you made me literally laugh out loud. My roomate is gonna get mad.
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lol
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>>560333038
Fucking kek'd
Somebody start a new thread
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Told him the cops showed up at 7-11 meet us at Mikeys
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>>560332737
You fuck off.
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>>560333176
haha I forgot about the 7-11 >>560333230

oh this is too good.
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>>560333230
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>>560333339
YES YES YES YES
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>>560333493
>Uncle bens
I'm crying
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make a new thread guys
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Phone was being dicks
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someone make cross post its gonna 404 soon
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>>560333797
everyone go with the Meet at Mickeys story
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>>560333797
first 30 minutes now 40? this nigger is retarded
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NEW BREAD
>>560333992
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post link to new thread?
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>>560333968
>>
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>>560333493
I'm keking into outer space right now.
>Uncle Ben's
You god damn God
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continued
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new thread guiz
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>>560334128
>>560333992
>>560333992
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>>560334084
EVERYONE HERE
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>>560328335
Asian Spoiler == Tiny Dick
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>>560333168
>now scram
>txting
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