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So /b/ - here's the story of how I fucked my best friend's

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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So /b/ - here's the story of how I fucked my best friend's little sister. Not proud of this one at all. No fabrications, no bullshit.

>> backstory
>> known friend for over 6 years, is a /b/rother to me, met when he was 16. Sister was 12.
>> Have GF of 5 years, and she's 12 so don't acknowledge.
>> kick it daily, really get to know him + his sister. They're both family at this point.
>> flash forward 4 years and this girl has got D titties, and PERFECT ass. I catch myself glimpsing every now and then, don't think much of it or ever comment.
>> Openly admits to being a kissless virgin, she takes online courses - has 1 friend, and is pretty introverted.
>> 5'2 - tan, perfect skin, shapely legs, back dimples, and that perfect curvy waist shit... Everything is proportional and perfect to me.
>> Start to flirt with her more since I don't have GF. She's extremely flirty and friendly, and always wants to hang out alone.
>> Like to sit really close to me, and will go to the bathroom just to reposition herself closer to me. She'll find any excuse to sit by me where there is no room
>> Changes into leggings/short shorts any time I come over and my /b/rother goes to sleep.
>> Anytime we're not around her brother she's sitting on my lap, tickling me, poking me, or just all-around trying to touch me.
>> I respect my friend too much to do anything, although he even notices it and thanks me for being her good friend. Very introverted so lacks friends.
>> 3 nights ago, I'm sleeping over their house and we're talking from 10 PM(friend goes into dab coma and passed out) to 3 AM.
>> she says she has to go to sleep, goes for bed and I stay up watching League streams(OGN shit is cash)
>> she comes out 20 minutes after in a white tank top, no bra very obvious, and her tits are perky and small hard nipples poking through.


cont???
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>>560028787

of course you fucking continue!
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>>560028787

P.S - picture is not said girl, though I do have nudes. Skeptical about posting though. We'll see.

>> I remain eye contact the whole time, she sits down then immediately stands up to fucking lean over me to get something.
>> Her tits just brush my hand, and I'm in full fuck this shit mode abort mission get out of here.
>> She gets cigarette from pack... I have yet to say any words. Finally say something stupid like, "wanna watch?"
>> She has no idea what League is and I'm being awkward as shit, turn it off and look at her.

>> We make eye contact for 10 seconds before I say... Well, this is awkward. She smirks(we're both retards and this is what we do before our poke/tickle wars)
>> She's 17 at this point, I take the cig and puff on it as she's staring at me. We both squinty eyes.
>> She starts to tickle me. I rekt her and just push her, she instantly falls to the floor
>> I get on top, her tits are basically falling out of her shirt. She wraps her legs around me, and I'm starting to get a chub.
>> She's in short shorts, I start to realize this is really bad if someone sees us. Friend is sleeping on couch, mom is in her room right by kitchen.
>> Whatever, fuck it. Her one tit is in full view flailing around like the whacky inflatable tube man. Poppin a boner, pray she doesn't feel it.
>> She wiggles free and is in full doggy-style position and stays in it for way too long for no apparent reason.
>> does the look-back and notices I'm just staring at her ass
>> Might as well be wearing boy shorts, but dat ass is phenomenal.
>> she pounces on top of me, I let her get on top but act like I'm struggling
>> this is so wrong but it's only been a minute and haven't processed this. We're both catching our breath..
>> she utters 4 words quiet, close to my face... I couldn't respond for 5 seconds, "You like looking, huh?"
>> I'm full retard, "What does that even mean?" - I know what that means, even do the whole "huh?" expression
>>
>>560029085

>> She smirks, gets up, goes into bathroom and brushes teeth.
>> I'm freaking out that this went too far, but I was loving it.
>> I'm sitting there with a massive erection, and try to zone out on League. Proceed to chain smoke.

>> She comes back out and asks me why I'm on the computer. Come sleep it's 3 AM.
>> I have to sleep on the floor, since bro got couch. I could just drive home but I love being here, and I get to sleep in her room. I'm fucked up.
>> tell her I have to finish cigarette, she comes and sits on my lap. Like it's normal, okay.
>> start to get hard, she reaches over for her pack by arching her back and bending over to the ledge in arms distance
>> perfect view of dat ass, shorts ride up and can see her thong underneath.
>> she feels my dick while shifting, gets up and sits on the other chair.
>> i'm in full awkward mode, until she says "hahahah you got a boner why"
>> "uhhh... yeah, sorry."
>> Realize brother is sleeping 8 feet away around a wall
>> nobody says anything but we both just glanced in that direction
>> she goes to her room without saying anything, I follow shortly after.
>> No light on, expect her on bed but she's just changing in the darkness so all I see is a silhoutte.
>> No reason for her to be changing, she could have locked the door. Whatever.
>> I lay down on the floor, "come sleep on my bed." - "no thanks" - "I'm not letting you sleep on the floor - "I do... all the time." -
>> "thats why you bitch about your back hurting" - "fuck you" - blahblahblah, talking for 5 minutes when she turns the lights on
>> This bitch changed into lingerie, it's basically a thong on the back.

Will continue if I have anyone interested.
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>>560029495
Op pls
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please dear god post more
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Continue and post pics plox
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>>560029495
Continue anon keep it coming
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Op pls
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>>560029495

>> I change my mind, "I'll sleep on your bed I got left side", she smiles and says "thats my side but whatever"
>> Both lay down, she asks for a back massage and I oblige. I do them all the time for her. She got in a car wreck 2 months prior, irrelevant.
>> Rubbing her shoulders, and she lets out a light moan of pleasure every now and then. Her mom does the same shit... Not even lying.
>> Asks for leg message, okay.. She takes blanket off and goes to her ipod speaker bullshit revealing thong and I'm just staring at her ass.
>> Turns on shitty music, and I just slap her ass as a joke. No response...
>> Start grabbing her ass, "it's like fucking water how it jiggles" holy fuck it's perfect. No response...
>> Stop immediately, do normal leg massage asking if she wants me to massage her inner thigh. "Massage me wherever." "okay be specific?" "wherever"
>> Start going up and down from her toes to her lower back running my fingers up the side of her ass.
>> 0 response at all, she's just laying there. No moaning, nothing... Music cuts off, and I'm just going at it. Suddenly.
>> snoring stops, hear lighter go off. Brother is awake, literally 5 feet away with just a door covering this fucking betrayal.
>> Door is locked, please don't turn the fucking knob. Please don't try to open the door.
>> Fuck it, go outside and talk with my /b/rother after just having my hands all over his sister's body.
>> "sup anon, finally out of your comatose?"

Will post a picture of her ass if it gets enough interest.
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>>560030192

>> /b/rother is basically half awake, replies with yeah man, how long was I out?
>> about 5 hours
>> holy shit, what have you guys been doing? Anon has been passed out for like 3 hours, I've been watching League streams.
>> as soon as I fucking say this she walks out
>> "good morning" huehuehuhue
>> "good morning to you too. *wink*
>> holy fuck this is bad, /b/ro saw none of it, he's staring at TV smoking a cigarette.
>> asks where his oil piece is at, get that shit real quick. Look who's by the piece? Sister.
>> She won't let me get it, is really flirting with me... "My body is still so sore, can you do it some more?"
>> "yeah only if you do me you selfish cunt" *laugh* push her aside, grab piece, hand it to /b/ro. She comes and sits by me.
>> takes a dab, falls asleep with cig filter burning. Fucking noob just smokes to not exist.
>> get a drink, smoke a cig while she heads into room. Fighting with morals at this point, really loved feeling her up.
>> Notice lights on, open door, she's on the bed under the blankets. I move blanket down slightly to notice she's shirtless + braless.
>>
Type faster op im exploding
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dude you killing me here
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>>560030390

Keep it in, I swear to baby Jesus this is real and I'll take this to my grave.

Sadly there's EXIF data on her recently pictures but I got an old one of her that will suffice...

Waiting for 5 posts to continue posting.
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keep posting the story and im up to see this incredible ass
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>>560030615

GOGOGO
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yes yes yes
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This is why i love b
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>>560030615
You realize that 5 posts=100 anons lurking?
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Op pls
Captcha- andanda manoeuvred
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the anticipation
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>>560030192
praying for dat ass right now
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GOGOGOGOGOGO
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i'm gonna explode
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>>560031052

>> Move it back up, rubbing the sheet and she just says "move the blanket down a little" - move it to her waist, comment on her skin being so smooth.
>> "thanks :) i don't put anything on it I just got lucky i guess"
>> Conversations goes from playful to weird quick once she says...
>> "How good are you at keeping secrets?"
>> I'm curious... "Very good, why?"
>> "just wondering"
>> Starts to complain about feeling hot, then sweeps the blanket off her exposing her naked body. "oh okay" - literally all I said, that's it.
>> Get up go to the door, and lock it. She's laying motionless, and I continue massaging like she might just be very comfortable around me...
>> Watching her body jiggle slightly in all the right places as I run my hands throughout her body.
>> Staring at her ass the whole time, it's honestly perfect. No hair, no skin imperfections, round and firm. I've got a raging boner.
>> Start ass massage, staring at her pussy and asshole from the back. She's still laying motionless probably terrified, hasn't said a word.
>> I'm so horny at this point, I throw away all my integrity and morals once my fingers slowly went from butt cheeks to ass crack...
>> Barely swipe her pussy, and she lets out a sigh and I can feel her shiver... The cum leaves a trail as I move my hands 2 squeeze her ass again.
>> I comment on how her 1 butt cheek is 2 of my hands, and she says "you have small hands and I have a big ass".
>> "...they're not that small, fuck you."
>> A lot of small talk as I'm just grabbing at her, 5 minutes of me pussy footing around her body.
>> I keep spreading her ass to look at her pussy and tight little asshole, completely shaven. I'm in awe of how much care a virgin puts in down there.
>> In one quick motion I go from her feet, all the way up her inner thigh straight onto her pussy and leave a streak of cum up to her lower back.
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>>560031052
I'm totally just lurking
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>>560030615
>> exif data remover, gogogo.
type faster!
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>>560030839
Where else can you find tales of /b/rotherly betrail and forbidden lust

Keep it coming OP
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>>560030365
>>560030365
Come on op
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>>560031216

Could you clarify - I'll post a picture right now of her and a friend dressed slightly skimpily and progress from there.

She sent me them "jokingly".
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>>560028787
>pics pls
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yes!
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>>560031354
Do it.
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dude anything for a picture of her

but please finish the story
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>>560031354
you can remove exit data. google exif remover.
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>>560028787
op ffs type faster
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what is OP even doing
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>>560028787
>5"2
>D titties
I lost all my interest. Proportional my ass
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OP lets gooooo
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This brings no shame to your family OP. You did what any red blooded man would have done. Your no fag
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Sorry guys, here's a tease picture.

Guess which one she is?
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>>560031179
>The cum leaves a trail as I move my hands
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>>560031354
moar
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>>560031709
Right
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dat ass!!!


BTW, FUCK YOU AMERICA!
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I feel like I'm in a shill thread, all these responses and not one asking why he hasn't pre-typed it out
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>>560031709
if the one with the tits, then good job
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I would bet 100$ that its her on the right
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>>560031709
Gonna say one on right, but I'd do one on left.
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>>560031737
kek
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>>560031709

the glasses one
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>>560031709
neither because those two girls actually exist
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>>560031709
God damn OP.
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>>560031737
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>>560031709
>she has no friends
>except the ones she takes tease pictures with
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>>560031354
plenty of ways to remove exif, google gets enough hits.
verexif.com/en/
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>>560031709
Right
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>>560031709
i hope the left because that fucking face on the right
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>>560031879
kek
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finish the story
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op type faster pls
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>>560031781
I never pre type
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>>560031923
i'm with this guy
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>>560031985
Fucking why
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>>560031901

That's her only friend, surprisingly enough she took a lot of pictures with her.

Here's #2 - on with the story next.
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OP I'll pay for your computer classes if it means this gets typed faster
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Go go go go
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>>560031709

reverse image search turned up nothing

might be legit
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>>560032056
finish up to the dinosaur
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>>560031923
But that flat ass on the left...
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>>560032056
Left is hotter
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>>560032052
How else do you troll and keep /b/ interested at the same time?
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>>560031709
right oh god op why do you do this!!
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>>560032121
Well he swore to baby jesus
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guys I think we're all getting duped, what kind of OP asks for 5 more posts before continuing?
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>>560030615
You can pretty easily remove that by screenshotting the picture and saving it or using an EXIF removal tool.
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>>560031709
>>560032056
These pictures are several years old.
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>>560032056
kay it should be the non-glassed one
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>>560032056
that fucking disgusting face on the right, cute ass on left
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>>560032172
>>560032005
>>560031923
>>560031850
Shit taste.
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>>560032056
Op is not a fag
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>>560028787
fuck you israel, fuck you america
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>>560032265
Proof on that before I stop beleiving?
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Updating since 5 min

>no new greentext story

Op fag type faster!'
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>>560032298
i just don't like girls with manface, you might be gay
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>>560032056
I'm ready to walk the dinosaur now
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>>560032369
FUCK YOU BURGER FOREVER
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op type faster.
you are not a fag
you are not a fag
you are not a fag
you are not a fag
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>>560030615
Exif data gets removed when you post an image here so its fine
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come on OP I'm counting on you. don't let this 404!!
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>>560032298
Redhead with glasses and she's taller. My preference, but different strokes for different blokes.
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>>560032459
This
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>> I walk back over and she's just staring at me seductively, and I'm losing it. My dick is showing in my pants and she's staring at it.
>> I push her face into the pillow and resume business, "Don't make any noise, put your face in the pillow." One hand on her head...
>> One hand grabbing ass basically spreading it so I can have a perfect view, I trace my finger top to bottom on her pussy.
>> She shifts slightly, "mmmm" escapes out of her mouth.
>> She's so wet. I shove my finger in, and she clenches up. Still spreading her ass I thrust my finger in and out of her tight pussy.
>> Her hymen wasn't intact, but it was no doubt untouched. 1 finger was pretty tight
>> Her head is forced into the pillow, but I can still hear muffled whimpers.
>> I turn the music on, while quietly fingering her. Once the god damn Black Eyed Peas came on(fuck me right?) - I started pounding that shit.
>> Staring at her ass jiggle I move her on her side to get a view of those tits and the front side.
>> She's looking me dead in the eyes, and I start grabbing at her tits. Perfect D sized tits, perky, small areolas. She motions me over and we start making out.
>> She's terrible at kissing, and went from tongue down my throat to no tongue.
>> Whatever, make out with her neck and she moans loud. Fuck, too loud. My finger still in her pussy we lay their motionless.
>> Still hear snoring, put my hand over her mouth and continue making out with her neck.
>> she starts sucking on 2 of my fingers, she's fucking loving it. This bitch must love porn.
>> guides my hand to her pussy and pushes them in, I curve them upwards and rub her g-spot while licking all over her neck.
>> She's basically choking in an effort to not moan, I move my way down her body and start sucking on her tits.
>> My dick is breaking out of my jeans and I can't hide it anymore.
>> I take my shirt off and she rubs her hands up and down my stomach and chest while bouncing up and down slightly from the force of being fingered.
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>>560032456
nice story bro!
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Hurry the fuck up.

I wanna read the part where you pot the brown.
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>>560032056
Don't leave us hangin /b/ro
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common OP
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Sorry friends, I failed CAPTCHA over 9 times.

I'm drunk and it's difficult apparently.

For it here's her ass - for the guy stating these pictures are old... Yeah, they are. So she was 17, and now she's.... You can figure that out yourself. ;) - god damn though, right?
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>>560032456
america deserved something poor and over more time
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fuck her right in the pussy
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luv u op
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>>560032823

wrong picture, wrong girl.

lol, here you guys go.
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>>560032823
uhh, is that really a D?
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>>560032823
you really are drunk, no ass ;-;
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fuck you america, and again fuck you
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>>560032931
GOGOGOGGOGO CONTINUE YOU TURD

FUCKING AMERITURDS I TELL YOU
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>>560032931
You lucky dog.
>>
>> "I want to see your cock." she whispers, her attempt at sounding sexy while whispering and being fingered was equal to a retard at a spelling bee.
>> "only if you're sure..." - she nods while biting her lip, I pull my jeans and boxers down in one quick motion and my dick springs up.
>> Nothing huge, 6.5 inches might have gotten 7 from being so aroused. She's wide-eyed, starts grabbing at it like she's learning to drive stick.
>> I'm staring down at my friends sister with her hands on my cock and she's salivating at it. I almost busted once I felt her lips touch my cock.
>> She starts grabbing my ass as her tongue makes her first circle around my shaft. She only gets in 2 inches max, and keeps pumping.
>> I'm grabbing at her tits and shifting her body to get her ass in view of her mirror.
>> She gets in doggy style like positioning going to town sucking my cock while in the reflection I see her ass bouncing and her tits swinging.
>> After 4 minutes she complains about her jaw hurting. When suddenly.
>> door opens, fucking doors, motherfucking doors. Immediately throw shirt on, pants up.
>> 10 seconds that came to short... door handle jiggles, it's locked. Her fucking mom. ohgodohgodohgod
>> queue me being a fucking genius
>> "go behind the door." "go behind the door" *snap finger* "GO BEHIND YOUR DOOR"


>> We both tip-toe to the door, push her up against the wall by the door. Look at her, she's wearing no bra and a white tank top, and short shorts. Oh fucking god.
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DAT GRASS???
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tl;dr
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>>560032931
I approve OP. You may proceed.
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>>560032068
lel
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>>560032597
damn OP massages are my fetish, just because i enjoy giving massages and im really good at it
>>
>> fling door open and scare her by yelling, 1 second later anon screams. Smooth as fuck.
>> She's startled, we both laugh as if we planned this.
>> mother is too foreign and dumb to acknowledge this isn't planned and would never expect us to be fucking.
>> She laughs and say "go to bed anon, you have doctors appointment tomorrow."
>> Brother snoring, ok... She didn't ask why the door was locked, fuck yes.
>> As she walks away and closes her bedroom door, I'm already in the process of putting my hand in her shorts and feel her pussy dripping wet.
>> Her lip biting is so hot, I drop to my knees and pull her shorts off in the process.
>> She stares at me. My hands on her ass, I start to inch them closer to her asshole. I put her whole pussy in my mouth and press my index finger on her asshole.
>> She tells me, "no" - and walks to the bed I push her over and she's bent over doggy style. Bed makes a clunk, I walk to the door and lock it.
>> Still in the position, I get on my knees and start licking up and down from her taint area to pussy. She's loving it and moving her ass up and down slowly in rhythm.
>> I go up to far and lick her asshole on accident. Pussy juice is covering it, and she suddenly stops grinding on my face.
>> I'm licking all over her asshole cause I think she's loving it, and move my hand around and play with her clit.
>> "That feels so good..." So I continue to just tongue punch his sister's asshole like my only mission in live was to suck up shit.
>> I'm in heaven, but I'm ruining a 17 year olds innocence.
>> She's bent over her bed 90 degrees with her face covered by a pillow, she didn't notice what came next... and it almost got us busted.
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>>560030192
>slap her ass as a joke
Stopped right there.
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>>560033097
>Opens the door
>out comes the dinasaur
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>>560033097
in b4 belair
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make a new thread just in case this 404
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The suspense
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>>560030192
I need dat ass
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CONTUNUEE..
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>>560033297
>So I continue to just tongue punch his sister's asshole like my only mission in live was to suck up shit.
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>>560031052
This guy knows whats up
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>>560033305
Crossing my fingers that this girl doesn't turn out to be a 50 story dinosaur from Loch Ness.
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>>560033302

That's fine, this story is 100% true.

I lost my friend of 6 years. :(

I'm also pretty awkward.

Pretty depressing, tbh.
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Update button pressed so much it's in a constant state of highlight
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Popping boner at work.

Good job op
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>>560033524
just get to the dinosaur
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>>560033524
>I lost my friend of 6 years. :(
wait? What why?
>>
Continue!
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>>560033486
Can i just say op, you have the best choice of words.
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>>560028787
So many F5s in here it's like a fucking hurricane.
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>>560033626
HE FUCKED HIS SISTER LOL
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>>560033626
He fucked his sister. Kinda the point of this story. pay attention.
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>>560033524

Had/have the opportunity to fuck my buddies wife. But when she sends you nudes and tells you to bust a nut in her, it's tempting. Shit like that makes me worried it would ruin a friendship of 10+ years just for poontang
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>>560033524
Moar nudes pls
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>>560033670
I'd fuck my friends sister
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>>560028787
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>>560033715
Doesn't matter had sex ey?
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>>560033715
do it
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>>560033658
>not just using the update button
do you even 4chan
>>
>> I pull my pants off, take my cock and it goes into her pussy easier than a porn stars. 2 seconds from licking ass, I'm in 7 inches deep in my friends sister..
>> As soon as I enter, I can feel her pussy walls carressing my cock and it's way too tight.
>> 2 milliseconds later from the sensation of me being inside her, she YELPS. I swore it echoed. I can feel her pussy tighten at the thought of waking someone up
>> I don't pull out, just stand motionless. Even got ballsy enough to slowly pump after 10 seconds, nothing. Nobody.
>> She turns arouns and looks at me with puppy dog eyes, I'm eating this shit up. Get ballsy and pound that shit.
>> Thrust so fucking hard she scream moans. *balls slap against ass cheeks at sonic the hedgehog speed* It was SO loud, it basically echoed.
>> Coins come shooting out of her asshole, out of nowhere Spiderman... no.
>> I roll the fuck off the bed immediately. Unlock the door. Assume sleeping position on the floor. I'm butt naked underneath the blanket.
>> She's naked, I'm sitting there heart pounding waiting for the door to open.
>> ohgodohgod

I failed captcha like 12 times, room is spinning. This took a long time to type... I mean this sentence.
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>>560033524
how did brother find out
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>>560033765
/thread
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dear god please continue this story is the best ever
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>>560033626

I can't look him in the face anymore, he always talked about how his sister was a virgin and how proud he was of her...

And I just ripped that bitch apart hard.

bvack to story
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>>560033670
>>560033705
what the hell? How is this a reason to "break" up friendships...
Ameriturds have really bizarre view on social behaviour
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>>560033805
>>> Coins come shooting out of her asshole, out of nowhere Spiderman... no.
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dat grass???
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>>560033805
op is going to pass out leaving us with blue balls
captcha: use urpp
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>>560031709
Neither of those bitches has even C cups let alone Ds, dude.

Hot as fuck, but those are B cups
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>>560033805
>>
more more more notiabal ovens
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>>560033946
No, you're probably just a sociopath
>>
most active thread today
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>>560033805
God damn it spiderman
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>>560034040
ameriturd
>>
Come on don't 404 on me
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>>560033805
The fuck happened
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>>560034061
kektred
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>>560034076
kek
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>>560033916

STOP TALKING ABOUT SHIT NOBODY CARES ABOUT AND FINISH THE FUCKING STORY YOU DRUNK PIECE OF SHIT.
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>>> Coins come shooting out of her asshole, out of nowhere Spiderman... no.
>>
>> We're both breathing like we just ran a marathon.
>> Mutter, "You fucker that's what pillows are for."
>> "sorry, fuck."
>> Waiting, waiting. Foot steps.
>> fdjgfddkhdksghfdkghfdskg
>> Closer to the door
>> Everybody walk the di.. no.
>> Her mom opens the door, I'm fake snoring. Holy shit anon, sound authentic. Insert weird noises into snore.
>> Mom, "anon... anon. What was that?"
>> Perfect sleepy voice, "I.. I had a nightmare."
>> Stupid fucking mother/daughter talk and I'm eavesdropping fake snoring for 2 minutes.
>> She leaves, pulls blanket off her and locks the door once the madre is in her room.
>> Get chub thinking of being in her room.
>> She gets on her knees next to me and I'm staring at her once lights are on.
>> She pushes me to the wall, and I look at her and say.
>> "nah bitch, I got re-runs of OGN to watch."
>> All about that league life.
>> League > bitches
>>
DONT 404 PLS
>>
OP is an okay guy.
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>>560031879
OH SNAP
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>>560034205
you got me i kekd
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>>560034040

So sisters are just considered 'off limits' even if the two people really like, even love each other?

This is a weird rule. I'd rather my sister be with a good guy I know and trust than some random she met on tinder or whatever.
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>>560034205
fuck you
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>>560034205
DAMN IT ALL
>>
>>560034205
gay
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Mothafuckin bump.
>>
>> Nah, once she smirked and shoved my flaccid cock into her mouth and bobbed 2 times I was done with that joke.
>> Once it's hard she just sprawls out on the floor and says, "I'll be quiet, I swear."
>> That's enough for me, I straddle her and position my cock and drink a Super Strength pot. Give me 07GP, thanks.
>> I spread her ass and watch my cock pump in and out of her pussy watching juices flow out. Circumsized dicks are like fucking plungers, they just slurp up all the wetness. Fucking jews.
>> As I'm spreading her ass, I move my index finger onto her asshole and move in circles.
>> She's grinding on my cock, so I wipe a little cum off my cock mid-thrust and put it right on her asshole.
>> Her grinding in circles slips my finger in her ass, and she doesn't pull it out.
>> I leave my finger in her asshole and continue going at it, sadly I can't pump nearly as hard as I want too.
>> We're fucking like turtles as the clapping would be way too suspicious so I suffice for her grinding and me fucking like an 80 year old man.
>> Get an idea, and flip her over and slide her to the back of the bed. In retrospect, the floor would have been better to stay on but this is her virginity guys. Stay classy.
>> Spread her legs and marvel her physique for a few seconds as she does so in return. It feels surprisingly sensual.
>> I spread them apart even more, and start kissing her while I slowly put my cock back into her. She bites down on my lip during. Mmm.
>> I continue making out with her, and start pumping at over 9000, she wasn't ready. I made her cum buckets in 30 seconds.
>> My endurance was not going well considering I can't hit the bed and I'm straight plank fucking basically with my toes on her wood frame.
>> I'm houdining this pussy into oblivion, my entire body is not on this bed but I'm pounding her on it. Wood frames and shit, I tell you.
>>
>>560034313
yeah i just dont want to think of my sister fucking my best friend
>>
post some nudes now
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>>560031709
>>560032056
the uglier one is the sister.. the one posing,
the specs one is her only friend..
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>>560034205
Motherfucker.
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>>560034313
This. Now if only my sister wasn't a total bitch...
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>>560034205
Lol'd
>>
>>560034205
kek
>>
Dota > bitches > eat shit > league
>>
So salty right now...is that really how it ends?
>>
>>560034205

>> "nah bitch, I got re-runs of OGN to watch."
>> All about that league life.
>> League > bitches

And this kids, is how OP became a hated man....
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>this thread
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>>560034205
>All about that league life
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>>560034205
you may think you got the last laugh but this is still fappable
a ha ha, hee hee, ho ho, ha.
>>
>!
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>>560031709
OH GOD IT'S AWFUL. BAD MOVE. BAD MOVE
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>>560034313
it's not like he dated the guys sister, he just fucked her. that's just a shit move, like fucking an ex or your mom.
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>>560034313
a bro's sis is your sis!
but of course a /b/astard like you loves wincest, don't you?
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>>560034313
Yeah, in the grand scheme of things, this happens all the time-- in theater, history, myths, novels... People that are nice to each other sometimes fuck, even if the family are also friends.
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>>560034313
It's the simple fact that as soon as you initiate a romantic relationship with a friend involved even a bit, then you're screwed awkward-wise.
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>>560032056
THAT's EVEN WO*pukes*RSE
>>
OP you are a drunk idiot
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>>560032456
THAT MOTHERFUCKING ID
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>>560033998
D cups are smaller than you think
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>>560034560
>>560034665
I know it's cool being a faggot on 4chinz but come on m8.
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>>560034612
that's not a fact, it's just your opinion on what is awkward and what is not.
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>>560034410

>Super strength pot
>as I'm playing RS

OP, you sure are providing a good time for me.
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>>560034410

I shouldn't have copy and pasted so bad, I mixed humor into this.

srsly though give me gp on ruenscapees

i got a family to feed and friends sisters to fuck

on with the story
>>
>>560034468
the dotards on /b/ are the same people who save MLP response pictures... it all makes sense now
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>>560034756
This is true.
>>
this thread is way too fake guys....
>>
>>560032456
underrated ID
>>
>>560032456
10/10 ID
>>
>>560032456
Nice ID sir
>>
>> As she came for the 2nd time, her breathing became noticeably loud and the bed was creaking.
>> She just pushed me off, and started sucking me off. Basically telling me she's paranoid about this.
>> I took her legs and wrapped them around my face and she said, "don't cum in my mouth..."
>> ... While I ate her out, her moaning with my cock in her mouth and that perfect little pussy and ass in my face made me blow in 2 minutes flat.
>> I forgot to tell her, and all you hear is a "mmmmmmm" and then cum flowing out of her mouth onto her blankets.
>> I lol'd /b/, I fucking lol'd.


>> Her moaning was the thing that got me off, and she even slipped out "I love you" a few times which really ...pushed me to the edge.
>> I love romantic shit, and I felt like she was my wife and we had so much pent up lust and physical/emotional attraction.
>> Afterwards, we both sat in the kitchen where it all began and smoked a cigarette smiling at each other.
>> Blissfully ignorant that we'd no longer ever kick it in the same context ever again.
>> Then I turned on fucking OGN, and SKT won. All was right, because I won 20 fucking bucks and fucked a minor.
>> My only regret was not wearing a condom. But we now secretely fuck at my place, but I don't hang out with my best friend anymore.
>> I honestly can't look him in the eyes, I'd have to tell him if I saw him.
>> I hope you enjoyed the secret I will bring to the grave, and she hopefully will too. Cause I'm dead if he ever found out.
>>
>>560034905
why you got to be like that ??
>>
>>560032456
YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE
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>>560034905
we dont care we looooove it
>>
>>560031709
>>560032056

Wait a minute, I know that girl on the left. Err.....


Also, I hate to be that guy, but OGN sucks, Korea sucks, EU + NA will crush the asian pieces of shit at worlds
>>
>>
>>560034905
doesn't matter fapped anyway.
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>>560029085
>flailing around like the whacky inflatable tube man.

hahaha
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>>560034987
that was a nice story and all, OP, but i believe there was talk of nudes earlier?

pretty please?
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>>560032228
>>
lets see dem boobies
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>>560034987
>I don't hang out with my best friend anymore.
this is no good m8
you should fucking sort that out.
>>
>>560034987
>Cause I'm dead if he ever found out.
ahh, you guys must be niggers

Also, you stopped hanging out with your best friend because of this? What a fag.
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>>560034987
do you actually like her, retard?

Because if you do, it's not that akward At all. Take her to dinner or something
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>>560034767
OP must have a strong feeling for either one of those because they really have awful faces.. and righ body isn't that magnificent piece of art it should be by OP's posts
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/thread
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>>560035036
>>Korea sucks, EU + NA will crush the asian pieces of shit at worlds
TOPKEK
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FUCK YOU!!!!
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>>560034987
op you promised nudes COME ON FAGGOT BE A MAN
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>>560034987
So wait...
Your friend doesn't even know that you fucked his sister? And you guys don't hang out because you're too chicken shit to look him in the eye?

Aw man, you just lost some respect.
>>
Archive this
>>
Can someone save this? I mean,this is something for the fucking books right here.
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>>560028787
please post more pictures
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>>560034987
you or her brother will eventually piss her off and then she'll spill the secret out of spite.

women 101
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>>560034987
if you stopped hanging out with him because of this, and he's unaware of your relationship, you just made it x100 obvious
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>>560035359

Not really. Seen better fake threads imo
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>>560035202

Nah, there's no way things can be the same... I'm actually pretty depressed because of it.

>>560035212

I'm white, she's white. They're all white.

>>560035237

Sadly I do, she's probably the perfect girl for me. But no way.

Might post her nudes, we'll see.
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>>560034987
Great story. Has he tried talking to you? How long ago has this happened? Ever thought about dating her? Maybe if you were actually dating you could look your /b/ro in the face again.
>>
>>560035359
saved
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>>560034987
Where you from OP?
>>
post noodes
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>Americans really thinking 17 year old's had sexual innocence.
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>>560035452
>be a newfag
>not know how to access things that are saved
>how the fuck do i access things that are saved.
>>
Is this true ? All of it b
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>>560035438
you have to post her nudes now OP
you must
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>>560035452
upload too maybe?
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>>560035332

If I ever saw him again, I'd tell him I fucked his sister.

And dude is shredded and an MMA fighter.

>>560035401

Nah, she's good for one thing - and that's trust.

>>560035359

Glad you enjoyed.
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>>560035438
Well it sounds like you're rustling your own fucking jimmies man.
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>>560035438

You're a bitch. The only thing preventing you from being happy is your beta shit status. Be a fucking man, tell your friend whats up, tell him you want to take her out on a date, and tell her you want to be with her.

>Fucking betas
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>>560035438
OP you already said you lost your friend, why not take her to dinner? What do you have to lose?
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>>560035438
>we'll see
are you fucking kidding me?
>>
>>560029085
OP just use exif delete and post them
>>
Thanks OP for telling such a riveting story, and making me believe in mankind again.
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>>560035116
second
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>>560035629
good post
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what next?
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>>560035589
>right click
>save as
>complete webpage
enjoy /b/ro
>>
OP ISNT DELIVERING NUDES!!!!
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>>560035613
so you haven't been friends with him for like 5 years now?
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>>560035674

third
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>>560035438

keep them then you faggot, we aren't going to beg
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>>560035438
just start dating her you stupid bitch
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>>560034731
>>560034949
>>560034958
>>560034976
thank
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>>560035443

Won't specify dates but I'll say months.

He's texted me he misses me a lot.

I can't date her, there's ~7 year age gap.
>>
Anon delivers.
pastabin YFFQCYdR
>>
Where nudes?
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>>560035438
At least get us more recent pictures, I've already explained how to remove EXIF as have some others.
>>
Story is fake as hell, but my boner isn't. More pics.
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>>560035613
>>
>>560028787
I thought this was going to be a story about you fucking a 12 year old, fucking disappointed as shit right now.
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>>560035452
upload pls
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>>560035438
if you're even remotely serious about this chick then hes going to find out eventually....The only reason you would have to be ashamed of telling him is if you were just using her as your fuck toy.
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>>560035847
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>>560035928
Course you can fucking date her, stop being a fag and do it, that's nothing, I knew a couple that had 21 years didference
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>>560035928
>~7 year age gap.
there's a 10 year age gap between my parents.
you're just being a fucking faggot.
>>
POST NUDES PLEASE
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>>560035589
>have the mental capacity of a retard on meth
>doesn't know what to right click
>newfag lvl over 9000
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>>560028787
>>560029085
>>560029495
>>560030192
>>560030365
>>560031179
>>560032597
>>560033097
>>560033297
>>560033805
>>560034205
>>560034410
>>560034987

Today, OP was not a faggot.
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>>560035438
Might? we'll see? You said you WILL you cumsucking faggot piece of shit.Do you think we give a shit about you OP? we want the nudes you promised us you fucking pussy hit
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>>560036026
you should get a shit fetish
>>
>>560033097
>I want to see your cock
100% bull shit girls don't talk like this, let alone virgins
>>
>>560036146
hows your virginity m8
>>
>>560035116
she's 17 u fuck
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>>560035928
divide your age by 2 and add 7, anything aboive and you're good to go. Because science
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>>560036040
ayy lmao
>>
>>560035936
saved
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>>560034776
hit me up based_farage
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>>560036253
there a shit tone of CP here and you think a couple of nudes will kill us?
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>>560035928
So you're telling me her mother let a 19 year old guy hang out with her kids of age 16 and 12.

Im calling bullshit on this story now.
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Here's a nude, technically.

Dat ass though, ugh.d
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>>560036283

you aren't OP you little shit
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>>560035980
OP LOOK AT THIS
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>>560035459
>>560036253
no, was 17 when the story took place. Not now
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>>560036253
no, no no no no, you got it wrong he does not fuck himself, but the 17 y.o. .
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>>560036253
>implying 18 is any better than 17
>>
OP, if you like this girl, tell your friends. Be like, "Ay m8, me n ur sis bump ugliez but I liek her 2 much 2 quite. Plz gimme ur blesing."
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>>560036387
WHAT IS THAT
>>
>>560036146
Have you ever had it with a girl?
I mean some of them know what we, blokes, like. They do say things like that to make our cocks harder, if you know what I mean.
And instead of posting this shit you'd better fap or something.
>>
>>560032597

Was the music Pump It ?
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>>560036387
was this taken with a fucking microwave?
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>>560036387

post better quality

holy shit did you take that pic with a toaster
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>>560036146
My girl just tells me to fuck her mouth if im teasing her for too long.
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>>560028787
dont worry OP I fucked my step sister when I was 22 and she was 15 shit was cash
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>>560036254
So when I was 12 I could've dated anyone older than 13? Nice
>>
>>560035928
Eyyyy 7 years is a lot. What you could do is meet him somewhere one day like a coffee shop or bar and kinda tell him the truth. Tell him I felt like your sister was getting uncomfortably close to me and I didn't want to ruin our friendship so I cut ties like an idiot. Maybe mention you kinda like her also despite her being younger. Just keep in mind, you only did a deeper hole for yourself if you go about it this way and he finds out the truth. Best of luck OP.
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>>560036387
Can you post some more higher quality nudes? She looks amazing and some higher quality would giver her better justice
>>
>>560036040
AYY LMAO
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>>560034410
> this is her virginity
> start pumping at over 9000
> made her cum buckets in 30 seconds
> As she came for the 2nd time
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>>560034987
WHAT THE FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER???? YOU FUCKERD MY SISTER, JASON YOU CUNT IM COMING OVER RIGHT NOW WHAT THE FUCK BRO YOU EVEN POSTED PICS OF HER ON 4CHAN FUCKING FAGGOT IM CALLING YOU RIGHT NOW. PICKUP
>>
>>560036886
Kek
>>
>>560036886

>an hero
>>
>>560036886
Pls be true
>>
>>560036886
Not sure if real or not
>>
If you are ignoring him he knows your fucking dipshit. Tell him your into his sister and it's a mutual thing. If you get your ass beat so be it. get your ass beat for hiding it and sounding like a beta faggot. or get your ass beat for telling him your taking care of his sister instead of letting a literal nigger take advantage of her, all while in beast mode. I'd personally take the latter.
>>
>>560036886
>not sure if it's real or not
>still kek
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>>560036886
>>
>>560036886
If only
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>>560036886
oh god, please let this one be real
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>>560034987
Fapworthy story.
>>
>>560036886
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>560036886
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>>560036886
>YOU FUCKERD MY SISTER
kek
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Sadly all nudes were taken in the dark, so they were fucked. I had to photoshop 'em to make 'em clear.
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>>560037212

>solo your name is not jason?
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>>560036886
would you mind telling which one is your sister?
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>>560036886
pleasepleaseplesaplease be real
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>>560036886

hahaha, that was a solid attempt. 8/10

But it's just a troll friends.
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>>560037212
Still post please
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How the fuck do I save a thread for fucks sake
I am this new.
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>>560037212
That is a fine ass.
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>>560037212
it's okay!
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>>560037212
that fucking ass though
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>>560037212
Holy shit that's some perfectness right there. Ever put it in her ass?
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>>560037212

Well I did promise gp

pm me on one of my alts:

Venus Doom
Lolicon King
Armed Donkey
Queen Albi
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>>560037346
DAT ID
Almost FBI
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>>560037383
Bump it with ass
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>>560037383
I usually ctrl+p and save it as pdf... save the pics separately by clicking "save link as..."
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Jesus Christmas I'm a new fag and still recognize this pasta
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>>560036886
is this really happening right now?
God plz be legit.
>Best.thread.ever.
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I got $20 that says your friend fucked his sister before you got your hands on her.
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>>560037625

Nice try, no pasta here.
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FBI : LICK MY BALLS SLOWLY
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got any other noodes like asshole, pussy, tits OP??
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>>560036886
Anon hes got to fuck someone I mean you want him to fuck you instead? is that the problem here?
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>>560035928
divide your age by 2, then add 7

if she is above that, go for it
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>>560037625
Nice b8 m8 I r8 0/8
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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>560037212
Hnnggh, good job OP.

Also, you know her brother, your friend. You know him well enough to know how he would handle this information.
Trust in him, and you could be rewarded with his sister.
Be dishonest, keep lurking behind his back and he will give you a massive RNC when he finds out.
However, be gentle about is as you seem to be if you're a romantic as you claim.
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>>560037720

You have now been immortalized in 4chan history.

Enjoy, faggots!
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>>560037625
0/10
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>>560037801
No matter, good sir. Just have a good fap.
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>>560037478

I actually add of those you dirty liar.
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>>560028787
?
??
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>>560034468

Great, faggot, look what you did.>>560034806

You took the superior MOBA and wiped your MLP shit all over it.
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>>560037890
Thanks /b/ro
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>>560037890
I sing praises,for your work.
Bless you.
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>>560037861
listen to this, OP
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dat ass
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Also, daily reminder.
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>>560037980

sorry, I hop between them a lot

make sure to spam me so I'll notice
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>>560037212
Post all the nudes m8
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>>560037212
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cool story brah

too bad i fapped to something else while you were being a slow nigger
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>>560037890
Would be better if the pictures were on there too, but I'm too lazy to do that. Thanks /b/ro
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>>560037890
Noice
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>>560037383
>right click on page
>click on "Save page as..."
>htm/html

You'll only save the thumbnails and not the full pics btw
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