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Cringe/ beta thread. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlX bJi

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Cringe/ beta thread. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlXbJiKHdGM found this while looking for the music that's in it.
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>>559861641
Tumblr otherkin cringe is best tier cringe
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>>559861752
True shit. Gem from last thread attached.

Im gonna make one tonight called "CrimsonTide" or "CrimsonRuby" or something faggy like that and post about how I'm mariokin and che guevarakin, pretend to get attacked by 4chan and then try and get nudes of squirrel girl.

>Inb4 she'll have fur down there
>Inb4 she'll have nuts
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>>559862208
>>559861961
why do these rustle my jimmies?
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>>559862524
because its fucking retarded and theese people need therapy
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>>559862430
That pony is scared looking. Even a 2D animated pony is scared of that shit.
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>>559861961
I'd fuck the two in the middle
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20sLHpowweI
This has a good amount of material. Try looking up "most awkward moments at minecon
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>>559863336
>tumblr
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I found most of these pics on google, I don't go on tumblr, too many fat feminists
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>>559863483
this is pretty alpha tho
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>>559863942
>angle
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I was once a faggot but then I smoked weed and became hardcore.

Like this post if weed made you hardcore
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Um6EUIwLSm8
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>>559864121
fucking..goddamn assholes ruining guy fawkes honor
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>>559862994
Come on friend, everyone knows that the number compliments are directly proportional to the chances of getting a greencard
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRdcptG365I
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All my sides.
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>>559865518
This fucking guy.
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>>559863848
I'll never understand teens or grown men in love with characters from an animation or videogame. I use to have a sort of crush on Roll Casket from Mega Man Legends and a thing for Launch from Dragon Ball, but that was when I was 11 and I grew out of that quick.
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>>559865021
Damn straight, bro. I used to only smoke flesh cigars but now it's just good quality weed all the way.
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>>559865518
>ruining guy fawkes honor
Autism
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>>559865783
>>559866076

oh im sorry did you want me to say änonymous"mask
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>>559865021
>>559865834
Edgy autism
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>>559863083
The best part is, being "wolves," they won't mind collars and leashes, or being left alone in the back yard all day. Low maintenance bitches.
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>>559862430
>Hoverhand

Shit, he's still beta even with a fucking drawing.
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>>559864121
>$55 USD for a dollar store mask painted on by a manchild
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>>559866491
I doubt the man child has enough brain power to properly photoshop it
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>>559863483
Kek'd
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>>559862012
Someone needs to vocaroo this
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To everyone that thinks there isn't girl beta this chick just posted this on fb with the hash tags '#smokey' and '#blackwidow'

Please. Just. Why.
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>>559865808
This. For a while I had a thing for Sailor Moon (I told my mom I'd marry her), as well as Ariel from Little Mermaid. But shit son, I stopped that shit before it got to creepy levels. Like, I stopped that at 12.

Also

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLzYg8UruUE&index=35&list=WL

>Skip to 3:30
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OH FUCKING GOD! I AM SSTONED AS FUCK RIGHT NOW I REALIZE EVERYTHING!!!!!
CRINGIMG AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS OH GOD WHY!!!! YOUR ALL SOO FUCKED UP I DONT KNKW IF ITS AWESOME OR JUST WEIRD
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>>559867724
>if Lou Ferrigno was a beta teen
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBICLteuQs8
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>>559863483
His face makes it.
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>>559867724
No one faggot can possibly be THIS beta. I understand ponyfags, but to be so obsessed with anime that you literally write out fucking dialogue? I want to light him on fire.

Too bad I honestly wouldn't be surprised if he's a /b/tard.
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>>559868051
Huh? Tell us more
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOb1mQZO4rk

>skip to 00:40
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>>559868542
oh shit its been a while since I saw him. anybody have Moses?
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>>559867508
How is that beta? Looks like typical woman shit to me
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>>559868051
[3]
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>>559862994
based Faiz
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-WubmmTgSI

>dating a nerd
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>>559866208
Autist autism
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Your all the same but with different conscious THESE people are all you in a way its what makes you cringe is what makes you cringe at yourselves.
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>>559868107
Dear God....what the fuck was the bastard thinking.
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>>559869359
Pass me what you're smokin.
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>>559869359
That is the most insightful post I've ever seen!

Have a great day and thanks alot, Anon!
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What an asshole
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>>559869881
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--v_V1fCT3o
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>>559869558
you know, minecraft
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>>559869359
The autism comment started because it became a fear within yourselves that you may have it but the truth is none of you have its caused by your standing on social lives and your inner desires take me for example no one would ever guess I don't have any major friends or spend time on here but I fear I have autism but the truth is you all have it you are freaks and thats all, your individuals, you look at you people and all you see is the people who are broke enough to express what you feel and are ashamed of them for how they look or talk and fear to be like them.
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>>559870409
Kinda retarted that a little but whatevez
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>>559865021
Hi, I'm new to 4chan.
How do I "like" a post?
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did someone say shake weight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcPea8GvPdc
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>>559870723
Please be a troll.
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>>559870962
I feel a connection to this one
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>>559871094
>>559870409
Reaad up faggot
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>>559870007
English is a language so shitty you can actually compete at spelling words
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>>559868020
is this the same fat fucker that calls his father telling him he's a ponyfag?
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>>559870917
What? No, he asked me to like his post. But I don't know how
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>>559863483
this guys a classic 10/10
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>>559871284

The hero 4chan deserves.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCMNeGjB480
>GF and I fight about being romantic and cheesy in a relationship, she sends me this fucking video, I know it's from a bullshit tv series or whatever, but..
IS IT REALLY THAT CRINGE WORTHY OR AM I JUST AN UNTHOUGHTFUL ASSHOLE?
she's basically complaining about me not being a beta faggot? Or about me being an idiot?
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>>559871491
you need a 4chan gold account
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>>559870409
It is absolutely true, the only problem is that most of us like the brief moment of superiority, when seeing someone worse off than ourselves, and try to ignore the truth.
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>>559865021
man i inject some many marijuanas it ridiculous
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>>559870387
That's alpha as fuck.
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>>559862642
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>>559871491
>talks about liking a post on 4chan
> ID has new
newfag
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>>559870723
gr8 b8 m8
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>>559862208
I didn't realize this was a YLYL thread
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>>559869359
Indeed. The truest, best cringe is that which evokes empathy, not self-superiority. The "haha let's laugh at the dorks" crowd is missing a really humanizing experience.
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>>559871675
>hey, opinions please, sick cunts.
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>>559864121
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>>559871828
I said I'm new already you idiot
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>>559871838
Don't talk shit about the NEwZ boss !
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>>559871284

Lulz.
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Fresh off of my Facebook.
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>>559870962

If I saw him do that on my car, I would pull him down and beat him up mercilessly.
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>>559863336
My fedora has a first name its f-a-double g-o-t
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>>559863483
Alpha as fuck
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>>559868020
Hover hand with the cardboard cutout now thats fucking beta
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>>559872525
Probably his own, legs are too thin to transport him further than 100meters away.
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>>559872208
Go back to reddit or 9fag. Its where you belong, you autistic whore.
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>>559872754
>falling for this bait.
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>>559864121
I had a gag reflex.
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>>559872461
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>>559872754
wow butthurt much? this guy trollin you that hard?
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Here's some OC I found on my facebook.

some bronies from highschool i graduated with years back
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>>559870723
>Dat ID.
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>>559868542
>>559863483

>used to be a huge beta
>warhammer, XD, awful acne, muh friendzone, beta/cringe level facebook activity
>would view over 100 memes/day
>literally RSS feeds from most of cheeseburger coming direct to my inbox
>tfw I have 2 jobs
>tfw got loads of confidence
>tfw got hordes of mates
>tfw got qt gf of 2 years
>tfw got fat stacks of cash and few outgoings
>it gets better /b/, it gets better
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>>559868107
Is this nigga balding before he even hits puberty?
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come on faggots, this thread is shit.
someone plz post something actually cringleworthy and hasn't been posted in every similar fucking thread ever.
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>>559868675
someone needs to autotune this that would be rad...
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>>559872754
I'm not a whore you asshole, I don't even go on 9gag
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>>559872965
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>>559873353

that*

shit i cant even english
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This fucking girl I know
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>>559871284
wasn't this guy arrested for having CP and posting about it on Facebook?
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>>559872754
>>559873392
Both of you, proced to kill yourselves.
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>>559873435
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>>559869359
Same reason why I think you're a faggot with a year of philosophy under his belt.
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>>559873717
>posting about it on Facebook?
Wow ... really ?
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>>559870387
I saw that comment on a red tube video once, had almost 500 likes
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>>559873564
i dont see anything special, this is just typical teenage girl shit you see ever time
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUNlixc9bBU
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>>559873801
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>>559873810
I'm not sure is the same guy but there's a 15 page report on this guy having CP and posting on facebook "That feel when you fap to CP" and when a guy told him to stop doing that he said "tell girls to stop sucking dick." Hilarious.
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>>559863848
Weeeeellll... I can condone this
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>>559874095
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>>559874140
I know what you're talking about. Never bothered to save that.
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>>559870723
dat id tho
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>>559868020
>Hoverhands a cardboard cut out

Holy shit, this guy just transcended omega.
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Who wants some OC? 1/?
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>>559873869

mmhmh mmh mmm mmh mmmmhmm mmmh mmh? mmhmm mmhmhm!

fuckin spastic
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>>559874473
2/?
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>>559870387
This always gets posted in these threads, but that kid is the epitome of alpha.
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>>559873797
Fuck you
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>>559874473
0/10 would throw on ground
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>>559862012
I'm 90% sure this is a troll account, it's still really funny though.
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>>559873835
this is literally the most alpha picture i have every seen
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>>559874551
3/?

grill is a solid 8 depending on who you ask
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>>559873835
I dont get it bhe is touching her pussy?
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>>559874284
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>>559862208

that wolf chick is a 10, wtf
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>>559862012
Fake.
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>>559874565
You're still alive. That makes me sad.
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>>559873810
You must be new here.
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>>559874382
Yeah, bit it's the same guy?
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>>559874659
Wait, I have close-ups!
4/?
captcha: commander onedepr
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>>559874382
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>>559874695
I demand to see the next part of this saga!
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>>559874859
5/?
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This was posted in a cringe thread, I think its a ylyl pic.
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>>559861641

the uk is such a shit hole
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>>559874473
that apple swan looks like shit
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>>559873717
>>559874140
That was a joke.
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>>559874825
I think so. I remember two sperate images. One with his FaceBook where he says shit like "lol left my flashdrive with CP at the library." and another that was a scan of the FBI report. I assume they're the same person.
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OC
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>>559874993
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this is a motivation thread. To never let myself slip into the deep dark hole of beta shit again.
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>>559874974
No dude thats it she didn't reply, but she told me the next day she was nearly sick from laughter. Also, we all still cringe at the mention of strawberry sorbet. I have some Cameron stories if you like?
6/?
dis guy actually spends all his money on cameras, lighting, etc.and he can't take a shot in focus.
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>>559869359
hahaha go fuck yourself and your pseudo-enlightenment crapppp. Just because you identify with these losers doesn't make it an universal truth.

/kant
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>>559862208
who are we to actually call them wrong, though? what if, and this is simply metaphorical, but WHAT IF these people actually are spiritual animals from an extra-terrestrial plane that have become trapped on earth in human form, and their autism is just a result of suppressed memories from the other realm? What would you say then?
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>>559861641
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>>559874981
what the fuck
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7/?
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>>559874958
Thanks. Here, enjoy this.
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Did someone say
>cringe
?

Sorry for being late to the party.
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8/?
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girls are cringey too
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>>559874284
By the Five...
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>>559868542
Every goddamn time. I can't take the amount of cringe this fucker produces. I just want to punch my computer screen. More rage than cringe at this point.
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The Dark Side of the Swan.

9/9 Those are all I've got in pictures, but who wants to hear some stories?
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>>559867724
looks like jermaine from flight of the conchords
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>>559874958
>/things/dontclick/cp/cp
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>>559861961
They're like the fucking vamp kids on South Park

Jesus H. Christ
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>>559875198
Definitely that. I could've been where these faggots are now if I hadn't managed to get my shit together.
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>>559874859
dude, thats just bits of apples in mashed apples.., 3/10 for duck
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got some fresh oc cringe for you guys
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>>559863483

Top fucking kek. I lost my shit when I read his shirt.
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>>559871439
I dont think so
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>>559866447
>#REKT
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>>559875659
>everybody
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>>559862208
I really hope this doesn't become the new gay rights or feminism movement. I will probably kill myself out of how disappointing humanity is.
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>>559875756
But that's actually true. You can only cringe at something you relate to.
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>>559875532
>implying shes not using that pic to fish for compliments

I agree with you though, i know 2 female fedora wearers and 1 of them isnt a lesbian
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>>559870387

If a kid genuinely made that post I'd feel conflicted.

1. He knew about the story involving King Arthur and shit and he was witty enough to make a statement about it that was funny (intentionally or unintentionally0.
2. Despite this he misspelled bury despite this.
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>>559868742
i miss Moses, could someone post this faggot?
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>>559873353
>cringleworthy
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>>559868020
I think this is what we call "staged"
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>>559869359
>Your all the same but with different conscious THESE people are all you in a way its what makes you cringe is what makes you cringe at yourselves.
So what? Yes, I have a little kid inside my soul that still likes to have discussions about whether a Space Marine could beat the crap out of an Eldar Exarch during lunch in University, but the thing is that I have beaten this kid up and it's not crying in the corner unless I'm with my buddy who has done the same thing.

I have a little bit of Ted Bundy in me, too (no pun intended), but does that mean I'm him? No, it doesn't.
>inb4 edgy fagit
I'm just talking about the sexual sadism, not his sociopathy, his charm or how wonderfully dangerous he is. The comparison ends right there.
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>>559875991
She probably is, that's true. She posted a long status about no one caring about her and shit, but she deleted it before I could save it.
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>>559866704
>butthurt you didn't think of it first
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>>559868675
please autotune this bitch, i need to laugh..
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>>559875853
that fucking picture. the show used to scare the fuck out of me
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>>559876249
Dude. Space Marine. Why are you even wondering?
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>>559875271
thank you
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>>559874704
I remember taking pictures like this when I was 14. Christ, I'm glad I grew the fuck up.
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>>559873006
reminds me of moot
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>>559875984
>hahaha go fuck yourself and your pseudo-enlightenment crapppp. Just because you identify with these losers doesn't make it an universal truth.
>/kant

no, you can cringe also at things you don't wanna relate to and for a brief moment imagine that these people actually exist. That imagination is the connection to the cring. That said, it's only imagination.

comparison works both with similarity and difference.
Basic psychology
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>>559870409
>The autism comment started because it became a fear within yourselves that you may have it
Yeah. So?

>but the truth is none of you have its caused by your standing on social lives and your inner desires
So?

>take me for example no one would ever guess I don't have any major friends or spend time on here but I fear I have autism
So now we're talking about the actual diagnosis, or what? Be fucking specific. Internet autism =|= actual autism, and I think you're conflating the two. They are overlapping circles, not more, not less.

>but the truth is you all have it you are freaks and thats all,
Sorry, no. I'm not these guys, and chances are this thread contains fewer losers and (internet) autists than you think.

> your individuals, you look at you people and all you see is the people who are broke enough to express what you feel and are ashamed of them for how they look or talk and fear to be like them.
So. Fucking. What? Yes, we all have something potentially cringe worthy about us, but the thing is, most people keep it the fuck in check, unlike the guys in this thread. That's a big difference.

Your message is fucking simple, please stop treating it like it was the new holy book.

Also, are you the South American cunt that made this shitthread a while ago?
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>>559875271
Cringed.
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>>559874958
HAHAHAHAAHHA`
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>>559865518
This guy
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>>559869359
Fuck no. I wouldn't do half the shit these geeks do even if I get paid to do it.
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>>559868051
>SSTONED AS FUCK
Sorry, taking drugs does not actually make you a philosopher. Fucking faggot.
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>>559875420
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>>559863483
The shit made me lol. This guy seems okay.
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>>559875659
Looks like a swan got diarrhoea in a puss filled bath
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>>559875935
>comes to media every day bragging about his home setup
>constantly talking shit about how good he is
>rudimentary after effects
>tells us all he owns a handgun
>In australia, it is really fucking hard to get a handgun legally
>still in school at the time
>yeafucknrightm8.mov

>claims to drive some sports car himself
>doesn't have license
>hamplanet mum picks him up in Getz she barely fits into

>tries to pick a fight with me in year 9
>punches at me from above
>like a haymaker, but at like 45º
>is slow, pathetic
>literally step out of way
>trips over bricking, falls
>"heh heh, we were just paying right anon?"

>year 8
>sitting around like fuckwits
>he has gf at the time
>she is there
>"I fuck my girlfriend so hard in the ass she vomits cum"
>HER FACE WHEN
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>>559864121
I really liked this movie, but now I'm ashamed to admit it because of all these anonymoose faggots.
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>>559877864
Tales continue
>year 12
>ex-gf now, rustles his jimmies for DAYS
>constantly shit-talking him
>pretty funny
>he punches her in the boobs
>in front of the entire student body
>and teaching staff
>and her new bf

>makes end-of-term video
>we all like GoT
>tries to render the school as a castle and "blow it up" in AfterEffects
>crude 3D drawing in that google drawing program
>one small section of school recreated in cubes
>explosion superimposed over top
>bricks fall like spaghetti as entire year laughs

>for media final, does a film about zombies
>nuff said
>it is terrible

>"anon, I can't believe you're editing on a shitty old macbook, my computer at home has 512GB of ram and my video is taking 2 weeks to render haha the effects are so good"
>his film is awful
>entire class, teacher tell him so
>*nervous laugh*
>mfw 86% for me
>cunt
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>>559865518
Can't wait til you fags go back to school.
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>>559863483
Looks like a more retarded redneck version of dave franco
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>>559876663
>Once I visit university, I'll have a new pussy every week!
That was my thought when I started university, too. Fucking movies have been lying, though. You actually still have to buy your own damn beer and the girls aren't that much more willing. At least I'm around fewer sandniggers now, though.
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>>559861641
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>>559877906
Claim that you like it because of the romance, then.
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>>559877754
Is it bad that I got a boner from this?
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>>559862208
The lass in the wolf hat isn't cringe, that convo that arose from it is, just pointing it out to people who are confused
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>>559877864
>>559877995
Kek'd. That's pretty funny, anon.
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>>559878465
Yes. Yes it is.
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>>559865091
If they aren't trolls i'm going to an hero i can't live in a world where people are like this.
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>>559874284
>sips mountain dew
sides gone
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>>559863483
def alpha for wearing that shirt
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>>559878416
Not a bad idea.
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>>559878123
>that lack of trigger discipline
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triple threat.
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>>559861641
what do people think when they see retards like that run around in dog costumes?
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>>559876460
>Don't you know I'm human too?
:c
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>>559862208
The wolf chick is pretty cute.
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>>559879026
Why the hell do some people think cripples are cringeworthy? They are not, and pretending otherwise is just edgy.
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>>559861961
hmm would shag..
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>>559873797
yeah....
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>>559879026
...technically, I think that's just one complete threat.
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>>559879256
wtf
is it shopped or after operation
OR IT IS REAL?!
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>>559873067
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>>559879506
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>feminism
>mfw
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>>559875240
>can you lick your own dick?
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>>559877995
Tales until I run out or I realise I have work in 5 hours and need to sleep

>films school production
>8 cameras all set up
>has one himself
>literally RUNS around theatre with handheld, pushing into rows in from of people, in from of the cameras
>is so proud
>whole filming ruined
>60GB

>handgun tale continued
>actual hard cunt calls him out on the handgun thing
>"Bring it to school cunt, compare it with my machete"
>kid keeps fucking machete in his 4WD
>go out to see it
>is there, fucking huge
>"heh, compensation"
>to the guy that does coke before school
>holding a machete
>muh darwin

>gets partnered with girl for group project
>she is new, short
>starts teasing her for height while simultaneously trying to flirt
>"my dick would hit your stomach lol"
>rape jokes, cakeface jokes, the whole nine yards
>like watching something die slowly
>she just waits
>subtle clues not to do this include
>she is wearing a red bandanna
>smash the patriarchy laptop sticker
>huge winged eyeliner
>look of intense disgust and rage
>she lets him fuckin have it
>teacher just kinda nods and no fucks

>hangs out in IT office at lunch
>with grown men paid to be there

>Constantly tries to hit on Annie (of strawberry sorbet fame) in Physics class
>teacherLAD tells him to shut the fuck up
>she shouts THANK YOU
>whole class loses it
>almost cries
>PERSISTS FOR DAYS

Anyone still reading?
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>>559879620
It is real. Saw it few days back on facebook. So oc.
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>>559879835
Oh yes.
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>>559879835
So much reading. So much goodness.
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>>559879835
Yeah, still there. Dammit, I want to hatefuck this kid so badly right now!

>hangs out in IT office at lunch
>with grown men paid to be there
How the hell does he pay them?
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>>559873835

Motherfucker got game
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>>559878006
cant wait for the newfags to stop responding to obvious trolls
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>>559878991

There is a few with TD, but still, Beta Force.
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>>559873835
Fucking kid is one lung cancer away from visiting Valhalla. Alpha as fuck!
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>>559875405
what the fuck, this just looks like a spaghetti, eggrolls and jizz on top
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>>559879719
Hahaha this made me laugh
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>>559880525
I don't think my jizz looks like that. What the hell?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BG0KccrnnE0

Fucking hell, these kids are faggots.
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>>559874284
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>>559866130
ISHYDDT
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>>559874284
srsly, how can somebody fuck up this bad ?
i guess i will get nightmares about this shit
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>>559880316
What am I looking at here?
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Heres my ex girls number, just kidding its not a real girl
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>>559874095
that's some fancy fucking purple text right fucking there
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>>559871828
JESUS CHRIST THE SUMMER
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>>559870723
>Dat ID
Fuckin' saved
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>>559862012
hhahaha luigi is love luigi is life
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>>559879719
What a fucking beta. The moron becomes passive aggressive thirty seconds into his first conversation with her, and it's fucking obvious he's a superficial cunt. Plus I'm not sure if filming someone like this is legal in his jurisdiction.

The chick is retarded too, though. After insulting him, he should have immediately gone on the offensive and/or stop having a fucking conversation with her.

Someone should hatefuck both of them. Or at least the guy, not sure if the chick really deserves it. She said something about him touching her, but it's hard to tell from the footage.
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>>559879256
>fitness
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>>559881014

A pic i got from /k/. Huge dildos is a meme there.
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>>559873323
lel. I can see shit like this being a thing at UCSC. I'm a student there and holy shit, some of the people are just socially inept.
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>>559881014
average console gamer
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This happened not too long ago.
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>>559879256
that biceps looks ugly
>no shoulders
>triceps?
>facebook?

goddamn
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>>559862994
i wonder how long was that conversation
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>>559875461
Fuck. I forgot about this little faggot. what was his name again?
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>>559875532
difference is, girls get away with it, look at the comments with all those betas chowing down on that shit biscuit
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>>559881554
Now that I've seen the guys channel, I don't think he's beta anymore. Douchebag is more like it. He's pretty fit at least, he acknowledges having social anxiety (as far as I can tell) and he actually seems to get pussy.

I'm also now sure the chick is more insane than he is a douchebag. And I kind of like his retorts later on. So yeah, he earns a few points, she loses a whole lot of them.
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>>559865091
I made it to the chorus, I think that's good enough for me
>>
found a betafag crying about 4chan and remixed his video., Original has since been deleted.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrfnCL0kQP4
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cringe you say?
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Someone ought to start a new thread. This shit's hilarious, guys!

>>559882085
Good question. If only I knew.
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>>559873835
Is this shooped or somethig? If its not, i would say its pretty fucking alpha
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>>559880114
>>559880193
>>559880218
They were the IT guys, they were working in their office and he sat in there
Not gonna lie, the day I snapped was one of my favourites

>in media
>FCP7 fucking up as per usual
>Cam has never used it
>HEY ANON WHY DONT YOU TRY-
>Cameron, stop.
>no one in this class gives a single fuck.
> no one has ever cared about you, what you say, or you in general
>you are fucking pathetic
>you are worthless, idiotic scum
>If i never hear your voice again it will be too soon
>never talk to me again
>teacher just looks at me
>walks on
>entire class cheers/OOOOOOH
>high fives all round
>"hahaha no seriously have you tried-"
>what did I say motherfucker.
"hahaha"

>he said something autistic
>teacher "Cameron, maybe you need to get laid"

>20+ people who don't know him have added him on facebook just to see if he is as autistic as their friends tell him he is
>none are disappointed
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>>559881932
faggot
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>>559882381
Why Japan?
>>
>made an ad for a local drag race
>3 minutes long
>3 minutes of dubstep drops
>3 minutes of floaty blue graphs
>Over 617 horsepower
>nigga just say OVER 600!!!
>3 fucking minutes long

>brags about watching lots of porn
>brags about cp, hentai, etc
>to girls

TO give you guys an idea of his appearance, he is a caucasian male, 17 years old, spotty-faced, curly-haired, 6', skinny, and with the unmistakeable gait of someone who probably owns a few trenchcoats

>yr 8
>broke up w girlfriend
>shows us a photo of a girl
>yeah shes 15, we had sex
>she aight
>whats her name man
>oh, uh... *significant pause* Ashleigh
>kk m8

>In year 7 told everyone he was a werewolf
>he would "turn" them at his birthday party
>nobody came
>nobody thought he was a werewolf

>at the end of the year the teachers say something funny about the students in year 12
>we are all graduating hooray
>It wouldn't be year 12 if... Cameron wasn't going out with a year 10!
>roar of laughter
>He went out with 5 or 6 year tens while he was in year 12
>all dumped his ass
>said he was a terrible kisser, tiny dick
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>>559879835
How in the fuck do you expect anyone to follow this retarded storyline? You write like a fucking 12 year old.
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>>559863942
>Angle
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>>559882381
Why the hell?! I'm pretty sure she didn't HAVE to take that fucking contract!

>>559882504
>teacher "Cameron, maybe you need to get laid"
Lost it there!

Also, nice reaction you had!
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>>559866447
>Putting pussy on a pedestal
>Not obtaining lucrative money
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>>559882659
It's a series of short tales and its half 2 in the morning
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>>559870962
It just looks like he's trying to crap his foxtail-buttplug back out
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