non porn webm thread

>>559726714
Oh Jesus. I wish that I had listened to that filename.

>>559726714
That's... fucking... amazing.

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Transformig kinetic energy into plastic deformation energy using his head is actually clever.

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>>559727461

Yeah, someone should post in on >>>/lgbt/.

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>>559727982

That kid has never played CoD1.

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>>559728407

>>559727982
>in b4 /k/omandos everywhere

Didn't realize this was a ylyl thread.

>>559729008

>>559727982
This is fake. I have never held a gun and even I know the bullets face forwards.

I was going to make a clip joke but I think that actually is a clip

>>559726846
>not porn

>>559728535
Fucking savage /b/ro

>>559729215
haha, this one is good.
She's like "Wtf am i doing with my life"

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>>559729382

Apparently my file went missing.

>>559729436
>>559726714
wut

>>559729436
This is how I picture everyone that keeps their identity a secret on the internet.

>>559729709
there was just no walking away from that one

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>>559727592
fuck id be pissed

>>559729928
Kek

>>559729436
>friday night at gabe newell's house

>>559729436
hands free fapping
ban me

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>>559729954

>>559730547
keked

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Where did the smoke go?

>>559730789
this is why i hate Europeans fucking chavs

>>559730848
His lungs, you dumbass nigger

>>559726714
did they just fucking make a vagina?

>>559730848
Walter White can hande his weed

>>559730715
fuckubg hero

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What a dick. That asshole wanted to kill that moose, that's why he kept moving toward it.

>>559731038
You know it's american, right?

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>>559730715
chinks gonna chong

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>>559729954

still never tried to save a webm untill now... how does one save a webm? do i need to download something?
>inb4 newfag

>>559726959
I bet the people driving by were shitting their pants.

>>559727592
my life in a nutshell

>>559730715
Wow that dude was in killmode. They kinda deserved a nice beating for this

>>559731403
Just open it in a new tab and press ctrl+s.
Or rightclick it and hit "Save target as" (or whatever it's called).

>>559729954
kek pedophiles gun love dis

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>>559731403
Open the file and click save video.

>>559731403
try rightclicking it...

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What the fuck is the point of the paper punching?

>>559726714

I've seen that video twice, I started singing Bensonhurst Blues in my head.

>>559731257
I know this moose had it coming, but still... i think this guy could figured out how to run without killing him

>>559730848
this nigga gets a vaporizer soon after and he's just like.......maybe i should have killed myself earlier

>>559731286
symbolism for communism

>>559731651
wtf maybe the tread 404ed when i tryed to save which would make sense.. now i look like a twat -_-

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>>559731403
same way you save a gif, open, right click, save as...
>dont save the thumbnail though

>>559729445

they do face forwards, watch the whole thing

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>>559731929
No friend, embrace the new file format.

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>>559731257

awesome

I hope that stupid moose suffered for hours in the snow

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>>559731871

Fucktard didn't even finish the job. He left it their bleeding.

>>559731827
i dont know but id sign up for some classes

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>>559730715
noice.

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>>559731270
have you got a link for that video? i can't remember what it was called

>>559729543
holy fuck thats amazing rape material.

>>559728535
thats a wicked manure

>>559731827
You don´t understand, a magazine killed their mother and raped their father, it´s personal.

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>>559732264

>>559732246
did he hack his own penis off?

>>559729215

ayy lmao

>>559730715
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pe_U6pdtu1Q

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>>559732246
did he died

>>559732360
Sorry, man, I don't have it. Feel free to post it if you find it though.

>>559732246
top kek

>>559728796
There were 47 Palestinian children in there.

>>559730789
what did I just watch?

>>559732706
Holy shit, I remember that.

>>559732164
what happened here

>>559732164
hail?

>>559729810

Can someone please sauce this?

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>>559732707

No, he started calling himself Alfi Allen and took a role on Game of Thrones.

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>>559732803
why would they control demolition a bridge by lighting it on fire?

>>559727937
boner

>>559729445
Yeah, it's a clip.

I'd actually really like to own an M1 myself.

>>559732360
I have strange feeling that this webm isn't legal.
Just sayian.

>>559731257
That moose sure is an asshole

>>559732962
Great movie.

>>559733205
They're only kissing. And it's a movie anyway

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>>559733024
>>559732996

Frogs.

>>559726959
Hahahahah..

"Nope."

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>>559730848
President Theodore Roosevelt.

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>>559732621

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>>559729810
What the hell is this from?

>>559733310
*ekhm*... what's the tittle? *ehhm*

>>559731257
You're being attacked by a wild animal that could crush and kill you.
What do you do?
Have you ever even seen a moose before? They are fucking huge, fucking dumb, and fucking dangerous.

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>>559733205
it's from a movie dude

>>559729810
Watsky

>>559732962
>>559733293

What movie is this?

>>559730547
Well done, sir.

>>559733494
Only seen in the movie that's like that

>>559731871
you realize snowmobiles dont have a revers that can be used without turning off the engine

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He should have politely told him to go fuck himself. If the con had attacked him, that would have gotten him a few more years in Club State.

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>>559728535
>>559732481

That is called a 'Kulbit' maneuver.

>>559729101
what movie is this from?

>>559733584
Videodrome.

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>>559733742
>racism

>>559733547
wut

>>559731038
>Europeans sell alcohol in paperbags

>>559730210
How studid do you have to be to not step out of the way of the tire?

>>559731871
Moose aren't exactly a threatened species or anything. This moose was obviously overly aggressive and dangerous. It's a good thing that guy killed it, because who knows who it could have hurt.

>>559733886
You're Next

>>559731257
He was trying to scare it the fuck away with the snowmobile

>>559728535
i know nothing of piloting, and that still blew my mind. that maneuver looks ridiculously hard..

>>559728407
genuinely kekd

>>559728407
HA!

>>559730715
>everybody was kung fu fighting

>>559733527
And also taste very nice.

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>>559733527

I would stay away from it and wait for it to fuck off.

Btw, I watche several seasons of "Alaska State troopers" so I know a few things about moose.

>>559731038

>American cop car in the background
>Brown baggers in Europe

lel

>>559734238
i loled

>>559732093
venturebroscoldopener.webm

>>559731871
He was doing the vroom vroom. (fuck you I forgot the word)
Moose wasnt afraid.

>>559730848
faggot.

>>559731270
no its fucking not. stop acting like your European countries are good. shit like this would never happen in america

>>559732674
Yeah, from what I remember he did it in response to being denied seeing his kids.

>>559731930
Is that what it looks like for someone who was imprisoned and browsed /b/?

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>>559734309
Damn those animals are badasses.

>>559732615
I thought men can't get raped.
#Triggers

>>559730210
Common mistake, britbong- That's actually a Ford gun, and by the look of it, a pretty damn good one.
'murica.

>>559733527
You're a fucking idiot. He could of turned around, even so the moose was walking away.

All I am saying is. He better have taken it for the meat instead of letting it rot.

>>559732803
Texass or Ausfailia?

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>>559734749

>I thought men can't get raped.

>>559732803
something something BURN BRIDGES

>>559731651
insert guiles theme

>>559726846
What is the actual sex scene from?

>>559730210
the aveo is a korean car.

>>559733087
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cREafCpSrQ

lel that's actually from the filming of that film with Brad Pitt and zombies they released last year.

I know because at the time I went to university in the building right behind where the camera is filming. It's in Glasgow.

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>>559726714

>>559734660
3pro5me

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>>559733317
>dat first strike clean as fuck

God I love this webm

>>559734897
You asked for it faggot.

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>>559734876

North Dakota

>>559734995
Actually it's in the US and Canada too

>>559730715
full tank

>>559734897
Who'd rape this poor young boy...

>>559735123
HAHAHA
jesus that guy got fucked up

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This is not porn

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>>559735273
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU POST THIS

>>559735168
Hm. I guess that shows me.

>>559732164
price of bullets is going up

>>559735019

Aw fuck, i hoped it was some sweet milf porn.

>>559731827
sauce?

>>559727982

In the canadian army we had a range day with old WW2 weapons and no joke most didn't get it either many got garand thumb even with gloves on.

Not a bad weapon.

>>559734660
That was fucking tight

>>559735168
>file name

Too bad thats just a rebadged Holden.

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Apparently it's from a movie called "White House down", before anyone asks. And according to the imdb rating it sucks.

>>559732360
omg what is the name of this movie. I remember watching this way the hell back

Sauce?

>>559729101
Why does this remind me of Hotline Miami?

>>559735424
What is your problem, i kek'd at this.

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>>559735709

It's a Chevrolet.

>>559734309
I'm from Alaska. The snowmobile riders can be real assholes, and they would get some flak for letting the meat rot like that. Also, if you run, sometimes the moose will just chase you. 40 MPH of 1-ton rage isn't something to fuck around with.

>>559730715
>equality
bitch please, men and women will never be equal. its biologically impossible.

>559727568
what was his plan once he reached the top? walk back down?

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>>559735749

>>559734301
This. Proper moose meat is god-tier.

>dat twerk at the end

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>>559733742
They don't put strong willed teens on the show

>>559735607
Thats also called prostitution

>>559733180
probably for easier cleanup

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>>559729709
Send in the cavalry!

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>>559733441
behaving badly.....this is the title....nice movie

>>559728796

not tank, not hellfire.

>>559734897
>People believing that faggot was raped

>>559730848
god damn

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>>559731286
Here's the sauce
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6n_xCI-peq0

>>559726383
I thought that was popcorn and was so confused

>>559730789
fuckin alison gold

>>559731827
Bout to go beta ballistic up in here!!!!

Captcha: obscure beloymob

>>559735767
fucking thisssssssssss

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>>559735273

>>559733156
Yama-chan got drilled

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>ex-con beats lesbian couple
>fractured skull and broken arm
>gash wound

The black guys was arrested but later freed after they decided not to indict him. One lesbo got 5 years probation, the other community service. Both took a plea deal under which they admited full responsibility for the indcident.

>>559729436
What a way to live. I salute you, sir.

>>559730547
dat title

>>559734749
Nah, you're thinking of women.
You see, women are designed for rape. Men aren't.

>>559730789
The future seems bright

>>559736472
me 2

>>559732360
Great Expectations
Staring": Gwyneth Paltrow
Yes, she gets nude in there.

>>559732674
Read it first as "Jack his own penis off?"

>>559728407
"I'm a hero!"

>>559733180
Explosions would scatter the debris.
Dismantle would take too long
Knocking it down would be effort cakes

Burn the shit. all just collapses together and there is less cleaning.
Saves on wages aswell.
1 guy with matches and a few firemen.

>>559730848
He feeling it, I wanna be like this guy when I'm old

>>559731257
saved as fucking asshole moose.webm

>>559734673
Topkek

>>559733180
can't tell if troll or just incredibly retarded

>>559727592
Just watching this made me mad

>>559731827
that fat kid at 22 is legendary

>>559731651

that was hard to watch

>>559732246
I've never seen this and I plan on staying that way.

>>559735273
This is the new 2 girls 1 cup.
"1 girl 1 penis"?
...and guys, smegma cleaning is a new and upcoming feitsh in japan. People get off to this.

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>>559736815
I love that the fuckfuck games ended in a no holds barred attack

>>559736815
shit, never thought I'd be on the black guys side before. then again it's nigger on nigger violence, that's always acceptable

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>>559737793
Yep, that seems to be one of the most fucked up ones.

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>>559732360

Remember when we were children Jaime, do you remember when it all began...

>>559737147
as in Gwyneth Paltrow not the girl, dumb asses.

>>559737147
tons of jizz, thx

>>559734025
that was arizona iced tea, not an alcoholic beverage.

>>559733205
read >>559737147
and i ment gwhneth gets naked not the kid, so its all legal.

>>559733180
Doesnt it remind you of a famous movie.
With time tavel, a car, a locomotive and shit?

>>559738063

That bitch should get her fucking teeth straightened.

>>559734676
Well, I'm sure now they realize he's fit for parenting. Seems like a totally reliable dude to me.

>>559736121
>obvious 16 year old detected
i'll break it down for you,you little shit
what you're talking about is Sexual dimorphism ,and yes it's true that we're not "equal" on a biologic level but the equality between sexes you keep hearing about is not that,it's not literal equality it is equal opportunity between genders in today's society

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>>559738289

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>>559738261

so much underage faggotry

>>559732621

best korea

>>559736041
>for fuck's sake Butters

>>559738261
>call of duty hit markers

lel

>>559734673
28 seconds in, on the left: $9.99
It's American

>>559735749
The imdb rating is not always right. It's not a smart movie, but it's pretty fun to watch.

>>559738357
> gwhneth gets naked not the kid
fuck that movie, i don't want to watch it now.

>>559738769
no shit, that's because every country accepts the us dollar, we're the superpower. get over it.

>>559729215

At first I thought "What a majestic, terrifying fucking animal"

Then I was like "What a fucking retard"

>>559735273
Pfft, big deal. I've eaten my own smegma before.

>>559738940
Not how testicles work, faked.

>>559735168
Looks like he left the parking break on... what a fucking idiot

>>559737793
He cut his testicles off... all thats left is just stringy stuff...

ugh, i feel sick

>>559738940
why are his balls so big???

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>>559738962

>>559735749
>meanwhile over the Ukraine

>>559729810
What movie is it?
> Elisabeth Shue is great for roles of sluts. Would bang.

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>I woke up at 8
>oh no I overslept
>I ran for the bus
>but the bus had left
>I raced to school
>I really really buzzed
>but then I forgot
>where the classroom was
>I finally found it
>opened the door
>my teacher turned into a dinsosaur
>the dinosaur roared
>"sit down at your desk"
>"pick up your pencil"
>"cuz we're having a test"
>all the kids were staring
>sitting in their rows
>I looked down and saw I forgot my clothes
>the dinosaur frowned
>and started to shake me
>which turned into my mom
>who was trying to wake me
>"hey sleepy head"
>"tommy's here to play"
>"why aren't you up?"
>"it's saturday"

>>559738940
>>559739308
>>559739567
It's a solution he injects into his balls

>>559735749
that dumb ass fighter pilot and the pilot of af1. AF1 didnt blow its chaff and flares and the fighter pilot salvoed it too late.

>>559735408
LOL WUT THE FUCK

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>>559738962

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>>559732360
She loosk this now.

>>559730715

>Summons op, nerf Gilgamesh.

>>559738940
I call bullshit.
Seamen does not cumulate in your balls. At least not all of it, most of the liquid shit is from other thing i dont know how it's called in english.
Also organism automatically control amount of sperm, so he'd just cum during sleep etc.

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>>559726383

>>559735749
I quite enjoyed the movie

>>559735749
holy shit that movie was so fucking good. Fuck the IMDB rating.

>>559730789

: ^ (

Not ebin

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>>559726959
>guy's face at the end

>>559728407
awwwww shit nigga!
u just drop the sheep!

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>>559726383
smooth.

>>559740013
>Replace bricks with dick
>Profit

>>559740051
you are right

it's just saline injection

>>559734238
god fuck I laughed

>>559730848

That was a fucking monster hit.

>>559740003
Forgot this show even existed

>>559735273
fake

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>>559739816

They didn't see it comming.

>>559736420
maybe i'm just retarded, but the meaning behind surreal shit like this always goes right over my head.

like i get who most of the figures are meant to represent, but what the idea this film is conveying actually is escapes me

>>559735408
yeah its just another japanese fetish

>>559727592
Made me laugh
>10/10

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>>559739814
>>559740051
>>559739567


They inject saline solutin into their ballsack.

>>559726846
You're the guy who'd go to Africa contract Ebola and bring it back to what ever country you hail from just for shits and giggles.

>>559740581
do cats even have the capacity to grieve?

>>559726383
for a second I thought this was a grinder
I stopped laughing when I realized it wasn't

>>559726714
so once the penis is surgically removed, it should theoretically be able to function like a fully normal vagina, correct?

Is the patient able to derive actual sexual pleasure from it?

>>559740581
shit, and I thought years of /b/ had cured my capacity to feel

>>559740
Sauce? That looks fucking awesome

>>559740581
>>559740964
actually this is example of necrophilia amongst animals.

bump limit almost reached /b/ro's

>>559740892

what movie please

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>>559740581

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>>559741335

Sherlock Holmes 2

>>559741230
alright, lol'd.

>>559741335
are you serious? Sherlock holmes game of shadows

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>>559741335
fucking second sherlock nigger

>>559736075
today i learned

>>559733954
good goy

>>559735749
It's alright, It got some bad parts and some good ones but it's the usual oh no the good guys turned bad thing.

>>559729709
is this tumblr?

>>559731257
fuckin mooses, i had one of those dicks casuall stroll into the road and then sit in front of my car once, so i honk it stands up and rams the door

if i had had a gun on me he would died for that

>>559740581
Well, thanks for ruining everyone's night.

>>559740892
But that is not a flak 88
probably some 15cm gun

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>>559740372
She breaks bricks. I do not want my dick broken.

>>559736815

>STAHP STAHP OH MA GAD STAHHHHPP

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>>559740526
they got systems that are supposed to detect it.

>>559729215
badass