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ITT /b/ writes a rap, sentence by sentence. In the end I'll

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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ITT /b/ writes a rap, sentence by sentence. In the end I'll put it to a beat and sing it freestyle, and delivar. GO
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DICKS
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I aint fuckin wit her mom no mo
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GOODS, GOODS IN THE HOOD
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her pussy mad like mad cow doe
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nigga nigga watermelon dick dick dick
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>>559623136
I shot your momma in here big fat clit
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Knees weak
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>>559623234
like my beak
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>>559623234

because i got diabetes.
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>>559623234
arms heavy
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>>559623318
i just came
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>>559623318
Armse spaghetti
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>>559623380
In mom's spaghetti.
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>>559623402
Pasta ready
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IT BURNS WHEN I PEE
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u are faggot what a shame
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I bring the fuckin thunder but I know yo ass aint ready
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/b/ will never be like it was before.
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Whos to blame
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>>559623494
that was an ODDt5vjH thing to say
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nigga nigga watermelon dick dick dick
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Gaddafi did nothing wrong
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I hate niggers mane
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>>559623494
I got some mighty fin propane
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Mr abels a cunt doe.
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pull on the glock shit click click click
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>>559622598
i can only fit 3 dicks in my butt, but you can try to be the 4th
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Cause baby love never felt so good
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my missiles shit seek
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jews in the oven, nikes keep on runnin
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Mein Fuhrer will be always remembered
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countin' my stacks while your work week weak
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This some quality rhymes right here yo.
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gotta chain on my neck, but I ain't no nigger

yo momma eat my ass, cuz i make 7 figure
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MESSAGE FROM OP:
AS SOON AS THIS THREAD REACHES 200 REPLIES, I WILL SING IT AND DELIVER. IF THERE ARE MORE, I WILL MAKE A PART 2.

Note: I'm a fucking shitty rapper and I have to put together a shitty beat
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You be dropping kikes like gas gas gas
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>>559624060
this sounds fucking promising
all those people vomiting
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FOR THE GLORY OF ZEON!!!
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>>559622598

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMpYQCd9z3Q
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I spit without warning, my rhymes are your trigger

bitches bouncing on my dick like Tig Tig Tigger
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I like potato, cum on a bitch like hey hoe
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>>559622598
Freestyle implies it wasn't written prior to spittin it, gtfo
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>>559624196
I wanna cum over Neo.
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you cant flim flam the zim zam
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Put yo dick ina hot pocket called hot-socket
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>>559624141
I be fucking Anne Frank in the ass ass ass
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>>559624462
Decorate with they ashes like glass glass glass
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>>559624462
With your mummy eating grass.
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BEHIND THE COW!
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Forks on plates
Nails on chalkboards
cock in ass cock in ass
cock in ass cock in ass
dr suess is a nigger
slew hoo hoo hoo sue moo roo da doo dee duh nuh dee duh nuh i am embracing my full form
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>>559624576
Atisemtc humor is crass crass crass
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kikes buried in graves by the mass mass mass
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>>559622598
moot is a fag i am the toppest kek
mods mods mods on my dick half erect
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Finished with my woman cause she couldn't help me with my mind'
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>>559624725
Shut up, joo.
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Kurwa, Vodka, Squating
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I make like Christopher hey I'm gonna Dorn ya
roll up to my cabin and your mom's gon mourn ya
my balls are high capacity banned in Californiuhhhhhhhhh
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I don't give shit's, i just take em'
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punch a five year old in the throat, suck a dick on a boat
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Raymond is my nigga filthy frank is my nigga! But not that nigga with his finger on the trigga
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Rub yo nipples watch the kikes dribbles
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>>559625085
Get the strength t o punch children from squatz and oats
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The rash is gone and she out my life good man it feels good know that it doesn't burn when I get wood
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my mothers pussy mucus got stuck in my teeth in the womb
it took on a solid form like a tooth
When my mother spat me out on that fateful day
It liquefied inside my brain

my friends call me mucus man the milk drinker
i burn churches in exchange for quarters
snuff films make all the blood in my body rush to my veiny aching cock
And thus as a result of the aforementioned erection I spit milk from my milkerman knob penetration device cubed dallas salad propane no pain no gain nigga nigga nigga nigga the roooooooooook

woot r yuuuuu ucoooooookinnnnnnnn
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>>559625413
go deeper into your mind anon.
give us more of your creativity.
I actually had a kek
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Why does my knob smell like fried chicken? OH YOU NIGGERS
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grga grga grga grga grga grga grga
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IF THIS 404's BEFORE I DELIVER, KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED IN THE CATALOG
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>>559624060
SING THIS YOU FUCKING NIGGER.


skiddily doop doo wahh!

for dinner i'd like a pizza. i was thinking something along the lines of a medium thin crust pizza. what do you guys think? will a medium feed all of us? yeah, probably not. we should get a large. hold on a second im going to call.

yes, hello, is this pizza nova?

yes can i get a large pizza with goat cheese, portabello mushrooms and sundried tomatoes?

hold on one second. what do you mean david's never tried sundried tomatoes? they're like regular tomatoes except they dry them out, and soak them in olive oil with herbs. really? those things are fucking delicious man.

sorry about that. UGH. one second.. WHAT?

no.. portabello mushrooms are like regular mushrooms but they're bigger. is that ok?

sorry again. alright, so one large pizza with goat cheese, portabello mushroom and sundried tomatoes. what's a premium topping? alright, sorry i don't see that listed anywhere on your website. hold on one second.

are you guys ok with sundried tomatoes being a premium topping?

what? nothing. they just cost extra. one sec, ill ask.

how much extra?

it's only 70 cents more.

ok. yeah, we'll have that. can i also get the entire pizza well done please. alright, one second..

do we want any drinks or sides? we really shouldve decided this before we called.

does it come with drinks?

drinks are 1.25 each.

ok. two rootbeers and a coke.

and sides?

alright, just two creamy garlic dipping sauces. yup. thats it. i'll be paying by cash. ok. thanks so much. have a nice night!
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I'm a young lad that loves berries & cream.
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plz b n london
pol is always right
ayy lmao
lurkin now alright
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>>559625907
We'll keep it up nigger
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>>559625907
if you had one shot
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i gotta buncha bitches, none of them bad tho
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>>559625564
I reach deep into my mind
faggotry is all I find
Neurons dead from sheer disuse
synapses fried like hristmas goose

4chan ruined me, it's so gay
the worst board is /r9k/

OC here is all but gone
help me, help me, Obi Wan

no one checks the catalog
pepe is a stupid frog

I'm so drunk I hsouldn't post
OP is a faggot host

disecation videlei
that's my captcha, ur so gay
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noko noko noko noko noko noko
son of dork jhon and ono yoko
smoke some weed with a mexican loco
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HOE IM SUCKIN YO DADS DICK FOR MY OWN ENTERTAINMENT
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>>559626454
Uh, what the foco?
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whores, lamb and vuco
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Shove my cock up your ass til it cums our yo mouth
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Slide those drenched panties off your hairy cunt you filthy fucking dicksucking cunt bitchnigger whore

Filthy franks 1 inch dick is coming to town to fuck you right in the pussy like a mother fucking ring pop

never gonna stop 'cus im a fucking giant rabbit who speaks

I will fill that diseased cum dumpster full of pig slop and aids infested feces smothered mice and engine flavored jizz rivers

shove a sticky bubble gum dum dum up that crusty shit circled thing you call an asshole

lick the remnants of protruding fresh brown sphincter root beer from the surface of willy wonkas favorite sucker

turn it upside down and shove the dum dum stick up my regretful yet curiously-killed urethra

we all look up to the sky and wonder why we're alive
as we cum and close 50 tabs in disgust
we all look up to jesus christ and wonder why he won't fuck us with his 50 yard long cock
as we cum

sincerely sinobiodickiniusritinizleiuapeoim III henceforth mortius
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>>559626328
DEEZ RHYMES IS SO VICIOUS, OP THINKS MY COCK IS DELICIOUS
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MY NAME IS SEBASTIAN
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>>559624695
>>559625413
>>559626592

anon let me hit that blunt. these are getting better

>ayy lmao
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>>559626667
Why haven't you been bashed yet?
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>>559626947
Cuz I didn't lost the bet.
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I PULLED UP TO YOUR MAN CAVE HOUSE IN THE FOREIGN WHIP
I PULLED OUT MY CHIPS DIP AND ATE SOME DECEASED DICK
AND I FORCE FED IT TO YOUR MOMS WHILE SHE SUCKED A SPIC FOR WIC
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keep this thread rollin, a buncha jews were viciously massacred in poland
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I wanna cum in my bear Winnie
anal sex with Houdinni
I don't wanna loose again my pennis
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check 'em trips
feminazi hips
kiss nigga lips
smash jews with my fingertips
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>>559627546
playin' with my beybldes let er rip
allI hav for luch is fukcin' chips
white trash baby, no I'm nota gyp
look through that tank top see my sister's nips
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crawling in my skin
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When you take the controlling variable of missionary sex (nigger cock) and divide it by logic, you will find the true meaning of existence within your existential misery

When Mozart crawled in the bath tub a light bulb appeared above his grizzly scalp and he thought to himself, wow? I could do this. So he did. He layed down in the tub and thrust his legs into the air, stumbling and banging them into the wall before getting an erection and letting a consistent flow of lemon kool aid spurt and fill within his mouth and all over his hairy musical chest. This inspired him to get a dog and fuck it as a result.

90 million people stand before us in a foggy haze, debating the logic behind the equation of 69 cocks - 69 penises. In the end we will all implode and become gigantic puss filled balloons sent on missions to free the frog people of space.

It's quite simple. LOOK AT THAT SHIT. IT'S A FUCKING STORM. A STORM IN THE DESERT. WE DON't GET THESE, SO YOU KNOW IT'S GONNA BE RAPING THE STREETS WITH HAVOC. GET A LIGHTNING ROD JOHHNNY, GET A LIGHTNING ROD AND SHOVE IT UP MY ASS. I'M CLIMBING ONTO THE TOP OF THE FUCKING TALLEST BUILDING IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING SHIT STAINED CITY AND GETTING MY ASS FILLED WITH 900000 VOLTZ OF FUCKIN PURE BRED HELL FIRE AND BEAUTIFUL PROSTATE DESTROYING LOVE. TELL THE CHILDREN TO SMILE, I'LL BE BACK. I WON'T HAVE A LOWER BODY. I'LL BE BACK.

ving rhame ving rhame ving rhame rhame rape rapaeasdfasdf ratatoutlite
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Kikes, niggers , specks and slopes we at /b/ will cut em' off, they think they are better than us alpha whites, they aing got nothing right. All they do is is stink, steal and breed, gas them all, kill them all, these motherfuckers are fucking my mom left and right, Oh snap dads back better light up that cunt too beffore i go shoot up a
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>>559628104
School
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Op suck cocks and wouldn't deliver
Fuck your sis 'cus she's a belieber
Be an hero and pull the trigger
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>>559627920
how fucking baked are you anon. honestly.
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I once peed on a dog.
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string cheese for breakfast
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MOOOOM GET THE CAMERA
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OP just do the rap already.
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haven't pooped in 3 weeks straight
help /b/ am i going to die?
gaining shit weight
i'm going to cry
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ron jeremy is a clown
he wont stop staring at me
I'm dripping through my circus shorts
I'm up here on this fucking tight rope
tryin' to win the struggle with responsibility and sex
all this blood in my dick is changing the waves
the bigger it gets the harder it is to balance
I fall
I fall
I fall for eternity
and there he is
ron jeremy
he catches me in his arms and tells me everything will be okay
I try to speak and he shushes me with his shit smeared finger
he scrunches his face like a worm and shapes his lips into a starfish
patrick appears as a hologam
he wont stop spitting in my face and laughing
stop
fucking stop you literal dick head
its happening
ron jeremy tells me its time to go fast
we must burn the inferior clowns as fuel for our journey
ron jeremy viciously beats them to death with a pipe wrench
his erection grows 3x the normal
his eyes meet mine
WE ARE SPROUTING WINGS
we are flying
i am in his arms and we are flying
we are both completely naked
we president now
he fills my taint to the brim with his chocolate milk
thank you
thank you for this blessing based jeremy
I wll love you until the end of ti-

ron jeremy has died of measels
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SHORTENING DOWN TO 100, WHICH WE'VE HIT. I WILL NOW PROCEED TO SING IT.
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ajkula drakula delfin ninjda kornjaca bubasvaba mjau mjau picajzle me?ed lav puma tiger lavia žaba gušter
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>>559629508
My nigga
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>>559629508
good luck getting through it without losing your shit
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>>559629508
plz out on best nigger voice
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Bompen
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>>559629508
eat sum chikin
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Dude I can feel my ears like re ording im so baked b help I can watch my video throuhh my cats tles and I dk t habe a got oob duxk I sk t ba e
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bamp
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6 minutes later

deliver the pizza pls
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>>559630247
this anon made my fucking night.
the keks alone from your raps will make up for OP's potential no deliver
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Nigga, Nigga, Nigga, Nigga, Nigga
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NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER, YEA IM A NIGGER YA'LL COWARDS DONT EVEN SMOKE CRACK YEA, WELFARE, WATER MELLON AND JUICY GRAPE SODA I GOT IT ALL.
yALL WHITE MEN HATE MY BIGGER DICK THAT YO WIFE LIKES TO LICK LIKETHE BITCH SHE IS.
MAN HER ASS WAS SO PHAT, I HAD TO HAVE SOME OF THAT, SO I SHOT THAT BAD BITCH DOWN. NOW IM GOING TO THE FOLSOM PEN 99 YEARS FORGO MY BAIL.
OH LOWRD LOWRDY HAVE MERCY ON ME, IM THE NIGGER WITH CHRIST IN HIS RIGHT HAND, ILL TELL YOU WHAT I MEAN.

THE WHITE MAN OPRRESES ME, SO TOOK HIS WIFE AND MADE HER MINE.
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Bumperino
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SOMEBODY BETTER FUCKING RAP THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF THIS.
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Bumping for rap. Cmon OP fuck
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>>559625970
Stop posting
You sound fucking retarted
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Almost done niggers
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>>559631575
smash your face in with a brick faggot
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>>55963175
Literally impossible
Educate yourself on basic biology
Or kill yourself
Worthless kike
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>>559632140
then suck a gun barrel and end your worthless life
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>>559632356
or just suck my dick, same size
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>>559632356
Don't cut your self faggot
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>>559632476
forget to sage?
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>>559632476
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still there op?
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The beat I made only so long so you'll be getting a good 75% of this thread in a very shitly done rap.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KT8YsYGmq_c
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>>559633102
good job OP
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>>559622598
how do you figga
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>>559633102
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KT8YsYGmq_c


THIS SHIT SUCKS ASS. YOU CAN'T RAP FOR SHIT WIGGA.
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>>559633102
Yess gud
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>>559633102
Not bad OP
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>>559633102
10/10 OP, thanks for delivering
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>>559633102
oh my god yes

my life has been made
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>>559633102
Sweet
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>>559633102
fuck ya OP. worth the wait.
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>>559633102
You skipped 2 of mine fuck you.
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>>559633102
This shit goin platinum, nigga.
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>mfw nobody's said anything about this guys other videos yet
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>>559633102
Damn it, you missed 3 of mine...
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>>559634208
oh damn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mn8h659uXe8
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>>559634589
I say we make 'lord foxworth' a new /b/ mascot and viral video
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>>559634589
>>559634732
Praise Lord foxworth
He is the begining and the end, he is alpha and omega, life and death.
Oh praise Lord foxworth.
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>>559635000
I'm gonna praise him so fucking hard.
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God I need to make more videos featuring lord foxworth now
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>>559622598
beatin while skeatin
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Niggerdicks
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>>559622598
sucking cocks for a living
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