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Well faggots, I did it. I kissed the girl of my dreams tonight,

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Well faggots, I did it. I kissed the girl of my dreams tonight, it was cool. I have been trying for 5 years, and it happened.


>Pic related, it is her
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>>559609420
>wrinkled gordon ramsay forehead
>her face looks like a beaten up potato
>but that smile

8/10 jelly as fuk
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good job /b/ro
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>>559609754
>>559609926
Admittedly not the best photo of her, but it is the only one on my computer, I am a lazy fuck and don't want to post from my phone where I have more
Actually, one second
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>>559609420
>5 years

Enough time to embed yourself so deep in her family that you get a goodnight kiss too. Right into the dangerzone OP.
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>>559610187
Just download an app, I use Chanu to browse on my phone.

I wanna see more pics.
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>>559610306
Trust me, I have been trying to swing this for a while.
If it wouldn't take me 3 hours to post in greentext I would tell the whole goddamn story, start to finish.

Also, trying to get the pics I have of her to my email so I can dump them.
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>>559609420
I think she's pretty cute. Good job man
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>>559611363
'Preciate it
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>>559609420
Looks a bit like my highschool crush, haha.
Good luck proceding
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>>559609420
>5 years

Explain what, if at all, relationship you've had
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>>559612763
>1st year
>8th grade
>Told her I liked her
>Asked her on date
>She said yes
>She then tells me about her out of state boyfriend, rejection.jpg
>Hate for a year, intense rivalry
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>>559613071
>Year 2
>9th grade
>Got first girlfriend, wasn't her obviously
>Was long distance
>Bonded over shared experiences/classes
>Friendship
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>>559613529
>Year 3
>10th grade
>Share half a schedule
>Talk all the time
>Become great friends
>Talk/email all the time
>We both date others often
>She refuses to date me
>Harbor crush
>Mutual friend from school commits suicide
>More bonding
>Best friends after I help her through other emotional turmoil
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>>559609420
>Anonymous (ID: OGNE/VUw) 07/30/14(Wed)03:10:10 No.55960
She wants to have sex and stuff junior year but she wants it to be spontaneous so dont try to plan it. Godspeed nigga
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>>559614003
Lol we just graduated, the story ain't over
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>>559614310
That's gr8 m8, but you're 18 and making a topic on /b/ how a girl you've beta'ed over for 5 years finally kissed you
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>>559613950
>Year 4
>11th grade
>Both move to a new school
>Each other's only friends there
>Bestfriends.jpg
>She dates assholes
>Try to tell her that I have been the only one who is consistently nice to her
>"No, I don't want to ruin the friendship."
>Friendjone.gif
>She dates my best friend, to my disapproval of both of them
>They fuck each other's emotions up beyond repair
>Their fucking woke me up one morning, so much rage
>Still friends, but hurt on all sides
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congratulations OP that must feel really fucking good. i hope you appreciate how may of us wish we could say the same.
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Grats m8, only this month I've kissed like 7 girls, and the 7th turned out to be a great intelligent hot and nice girl, which I am now dating.
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>>559614893
Hey man, I have had plenty of other shit happened. I didn't close myself off from the rest of the girls of the world. But still, I am not going to try and say it wasn't a dumb beta moment. It, however, was pretty great.
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>>559615239
Not bragging, but I think 27 is my lucky number lol
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>>559615373
Fair enough, but who goes to /b/ to tell stories like this? Spergs
Go out, tell your mates, not some anonymous nobody you'll never meet.
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Good job op. Still waiting for my first
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>>559615906
Well, she has dated two of my really good friends, also I am trying to wait and see what is going to happen before I fuck it up by running my mouth around town. Trying to get the excitement out of my system so that more will happen.

>Pic of me and her at graduation
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>>559615604
The biggest mistake in /b/: to think every /b/ is a sad bastard.
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>>559616467
Biggest mistake is believing 100% of shit on here
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>>559616229
Again fair enough. You're not a hideous fucker OP, so congrats and godspeed
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>>559609420
What a weird dream
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>>559616913
Graci

>Pic of my ass
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>>559616229
so after your two close friends maybe nailed her once a week when they were with her, you stood in the sidelines for 5 years just to get their cumfilled leftovers? you think you should be bragging? You got a kiss with lips that were probably around your friends cock
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>>559617430
And she got a kiss on the lips from a guy who has eaten a few chicks out. Who cares? Neither one of us has VD, so I honestly don't give a shit what has already happened, it was highschool.
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>>559613529

She looks Beautiful
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>>559617673
Youre friends should be bragging that they had her fresh in highsschool, not you when they tapped her dry. double standards exist so its different.

And i doubt ill ever be such a faggot like you thats okay with shit like that, hope you find yourself someone better after this hack
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>>559609420
she's beautiful anon. But she will break your heart
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>>559618159
Appreciate it /b/ro
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>>559609420
>kissing a girl
HAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT WHAT ARE YOU, A FAGGOT?!
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>>559618210
Oi u trina b8 mi
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>>559618531
Yeah, why?
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>>559609420
meh... she is average, even below average. Probably would bang, but wouldn't put effort into it.
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>>559609420
sincere congrats!
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>>559609420
I'm sorry
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>>559620540
Sorry?
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>>559616229
No hoverhand, decent dress, genuine smile from both, good hair. Good on you OP
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Woke up this morning 5:30 sharp with a blowjob from two bitches, one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. Must have came about a quart of sperm. They wanted more, cockslapped them unconcious, I had to hit the gym. Frontflipped from my 14th floor loft into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions) and gave the valet 3000$ in loose change. Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at the gym in no time. When I entered, the room scent suddently changed from sweat to wet pussy. That;s just the effect I have on hoes. Did my usual relax routine, 6000 push-ups, 8500 crunches, bench pressed 30 plates, etc. etc. you know the drill. After doing my shit in 16 minutes, my super strong senses got in action, I was smelling pussy. I looked up, and sure enough this fly honey was coming towards me. When i say fly, I mean that bitch was fine as a fucking umbrella. 18 years old, 44DD titties on a tight fucking frame. I mean a real skinny bitch, the type you losers jack off to, she didnt weigh more than 5 pounds. Took out my trouser monster and she started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. Then I gave it to her while all the guys were giving me high fives and all the hoes were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Made the slut beg for my cum, but I didnt give it to her to prove a point, I still came but only compressed air came out, imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. Didnt say nothing, hopped back in the Lambo and went back home. Now I'm sitting here, drinking 15 000$ champagne and eating gold plated sushis made by the 2 bitches from earlier. Its only 6:30 and I did more in 1 hour than you faggots will do your whole life. Enjoy jacking off to stupid drawn pictures.

Peace out nerds.
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>>559609420
>5 years
>girl of my dreams
>pic related

Facepalm.jpg
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>>559609754
Muh sides weren't ready for Gordon Ramsay
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>>559620983
Never seen this copypasta before
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>>559609754
Much sides weren't ready
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>>559609420
congratz /b/ro!
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>>559615604
hey isn't that a pic of that faggot hotel in LA
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>>559614893
lol
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>>559620684
So tell me OP.
What happens now?
Dating? FUcking? KIDS?!
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>>559609420
Why did you wait until she turned six?
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>>559622030
he's a kid himself
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>>559622030
>>559622191
I am only 19, so I don't even know what is next, or if there is a next.
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>>559622379
Well, you've been fucking hungering for her pussy sooo long.

GO get her!
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>>559622379
she's 12 you moron, next stop prison shower
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got any more pics OP? she's cute
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>>559622507
Trying, but if I try too hard it won't happen. Also, supposed to party with her this weekend. I am just not worrying about it and letting things go with the flow.
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>>559622624
I am too lazy to try and get more of her. I don't take many, and I don't want to look.
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Op, may i ask why shes the woman of your dreams? Clearly it can't be because of her looks, she just looks like your average white woman.

Then again, i'm not attracted to white girls
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>>559622929
Well, beauty is subjective, and I think she is gorgeous. But it isn't her looks that really attract me to her, it is her intelligence, her personality, her ability to put up with my ass, and just our overall chemistry.
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>>559622857
alright then, good luck bro
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>>559623257

Good enough answer for me. I was just curious is all. Good luck with her bro. Good night.
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OP, you're overreacting. Do you think this kiss meant as much to her as it did to you? You're blowing yourself a bubble of romanticism; and that fucker is going to explode in your faggot face. Sure, don't believe me. Just wait till it happens; and think back when this anon told you it was inevitable.
That being said, good luck! Ride the wave while it feels good; and worry about the crash when it's time to face the music.
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>>559620983
>hundo
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>>559624289
Trust me dude. I am not expecting anything to happen because with her, she has been pretty unpredictable for a while. I am expecting the worst and hoping for the best, and that is always my motto
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>>559609420
http://Jesica.borging.com

It's live
It's free
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>>559624289
This guy knows exactly what the fuck he's talking about.
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>>559609420
She's not very pretty
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