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LifeHacks general

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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LifeHacks general
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>>559440041
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>>559440041

>mfw you are so fag and have such bad taste (crippled by garbage food and shitty beverages) that you need a chart to know what two bucks wine drink with your microwaved shit
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>>559441614
what face
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>>559442587

That's just fucking dumb.
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>>559443040
I love these things
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>>559442587
what the fuck yes you can
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>>559441139
Fuck you anon!

I tried that and lost one eye and hand.

It won't stop bleeding!
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>>559444712

I stopped after the eye part...
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>>559444712
the bleeding stops after cutting off the leg
its a miracle
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>>559440041
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>>559440041
>tfw the only way i'll drink wine is red wine mixed with grape juice
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>>559442587
Nerve gas explosion
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>>559440129
The fuck is your problem dude
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>>559440041
>mfw hard to match foods are my favorites. Damn Jews.
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>>559445231
That staircase seems possible to create though.
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>>559445423
The vegetables pictured for "hard to match" go best with dry white.
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>>559445706
Your mom goes best with my dick
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>>559440505
Anon a shit
Posting my 40-some pic folder
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>>559445231
Wouldn't the farthest point be lowest and the closest highest? Therefore possible?
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>>559445598
wow you must be super intelligent
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>>559445706
Why thank you, obvious Aryan male.
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>>559444931
ok, i cut it off. the pain is unbearable now and the bleeding is even worse.

i even used disinfectants to sterelize the nail file
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>>559445231
of course it fucking would
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>>559445231
i dont get it
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>>559440041
The proper way to pair wine with food is to drink the wine you like, stupid faggot.
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>>559441532
Legit or naw?
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>>559441532
Does this really work?
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>>559446017
used to make a killing at Jack In The Box this, back then we wouldn't ring up the drink in a combo, they figured it out when more combos were sold than drinks lol
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>>559445423

fuck it, T bird goes with everything.
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>>559446386
legit, have it set up on my alt pc to autorun while I'm at work. makes some supplemental income
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>>559440129
>mustard gas
why?
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Which wine goes best with the Oreo cheesecake?
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>>559446017
Haha, I used to make 75 to a hundred bucks a day at Subway, except I did this with subs and drinks.
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>>559446412
+1
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>>559446547
Yes or No? ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
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My personal favorite
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>>559446665
Nigga by +1 i mean i second this, idk the answer either
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>>559446476
http://support.microsoft.com/kb/947241/en

Let them newfags having a great time.
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>>559440041
Is there one of these for beers?
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Down to some of the shittier ones
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>>559446813
Mah nigga I'm sorry for yellin at you. S'cool?
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>>559446930
S'all cool mang
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>>559442587
this causes cancer
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>>559440041
What do I have with hamburger?
Hamburger has all of the things listed.
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>>559446912
I can't how many times I've used that as an impromptu dust mask. Look like a faggot, yes, but better than nothing.
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>>559445059
Tried doing the half windsor and my dick got caught in a blender. I must have missed a step....
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>>559441614
>mfw you're not even old enough to drink
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>>559447214
Where do you live? In the jungle?
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>>559440041
http://io9 (.) com/wine-tasting-is-bullshit-heres-why-496098276
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>>559440041
asparagus without white wine is almost impossible to eat. so your hack failed
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>>559446715
does this work ?
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My second personal favorite
:^)
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>>559447514
no, don't trust it. It makes mustard gas.
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>>559444990
is this real?
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>>559447514
No, it makes mustard gas when you heat it up.
The potassium in the bananas will react with coagulation of the egg white protein.
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>>559447514
From what i've heard yes
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>>559447402
no its not. Like actually. Use the color thing in OSX...
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>>559447178
goes best with budweiser
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>>559445231

>Actually
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>>559446782
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>>559445231
pointless staircase. not impossible staircase
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>>559446521
of course it could fucking exist you imbecile
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>>559448029
>su n
>f emale sign
>m ale sign

how do people get the kerning wrong when the computer does it for you?
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Running low anons, someone else post shit
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>>559448253
no it wouldn't retard
look again
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>>559448252
Anon a shit
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>>559448347
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>>559448484
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>>559448252
not cool, totally not cool
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>>559440505
lold
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>>559447658
I don't think thats hpw you make mustard gas.
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>>559448550
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>>559448347

Has anyone actually made this? Does it pop back in as well as out?
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>>559448550
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>>559448650
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>>559447702
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>>559448743
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>>559448804
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>>559441532
is this real pls tell me
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>>559448741
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>>559448859
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>>559448895
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>>559448923
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>>559448895

btw, will try to make this thing
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>>559448968

captcha: cavalry streadyb
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>>559445231
this is the real one
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>>559449064
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>>559449108
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>>559449064
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>>559448743
This works pretty well. Also use apple cider vinegar for a fly trap. even with an empty bottle i've still caught some centipedes, crickets,and those long legged spider things
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>>559448596
There is no way in hell that's true
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>>559446017
I use to make couple hundred back in the day at a dreyers ice cream in the airport
I had it all figured out
everytime I made 20 I would take it out
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All out anons, the rest are shitty ones
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>>559449310
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>>559445231
They messed it up, this an an endless stair case, going clockwise you go DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN yet go in a circle. In your picture you go DOWN DOWN UP UP.... which makes perfectly logical sense.
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>>559449525
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>>559448596
So sick of seeing this shit. They're nowhere near the "same shade of grey."
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>>559442587
Wonder how many faggots like me checked this for accuracy and then felt like a 'tard for sitting there with arms crossed in a fucked up way with fingers in ears.

Fuck you.
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>>559449342
you're right.theres a real version of this illusion though out there.
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>>559449620
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>>559449759
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>>559449693
I tested it. Didn't feel stupid at all. I ain't even mad.
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>>559447021
nope
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>>559449870
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>>559449634
omfg use paint, or just some better b8 m8
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>>559448606
I'll bite, does this work?
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>>559449916
that's the joke you shit stain
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>>559450042
placebo + alkaloids

>>559450095
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>>559449342
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>>559449815
these are so beautiful
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>>559450196
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>>559445598
>>559445920
>>559446008
>>559446095
>>559447836
>>559448180
>>559449098
>>559449572
you're all fucking retarded
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>>559450053
This guy gets it
>>559450028
I dont see why it wouldnt, havent tried though
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>>559449949
ecstasy less dangerous than cannabis?
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>>559447178
very easy, just mix the wines into a big bowl and slurp it with a spoon. 10/10 with burgers
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Wanna create Chlorine??!! Just mix ammonia and Bleach voila!


Do you hate smokers, well, fill a big jar with vinegar or other acid, then drop some aluminum foil inside, put a balloon in the jar and wait, you will have hydrogen gas (very flammable), just give it to a smoker...
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>>559448459
Even though it is poorly drawn, that cube can exist in real life.
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>>559449815
this can KILL you! don't do this!
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>>559447940
gotta give a thumbs up to pussy tattoos
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>>559450204

>>559450317
that's example of bullshit "infographic", btw
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>>559450437
homepipes
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>>559450353
no it's impossible
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>>559450420
420, mmkay
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>>559450502
shortwave are dope
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>>559446017
you can apply this to any store that doesn't have a computer register

i've skimmed over a grand in a couple of days from a store that had very high volume
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>>559440041

I hope someone will find interest on this.
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>>559450561
sex toys anyone?
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>>559450556
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>>559448658
it goes back in but via you getting off your ass and pushing it back its a fucking spring loaded mechanism
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>>559450656
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>>559448997
The one on the right is clearly larger. If you don't believe me, measure them.
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>>559450840
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>>559450873
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>>559448593
mixing Dr pepper and lime gatorade sounds awful.
>>
>>559450873
THAT'S THE JOKE RETARD
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>>559450936
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>>559450964
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>>559446415
This doesn't work. I work at a gas station. We manually set the pumps for testing.
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>>559450656
nice thank you anon
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>>559451037
>lfnotei Skeleton
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>>559451058
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>>559444931
thats the problem - you should cut off leg first then hand - amature!
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>>559451104
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>>559451091
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>>559451091
moar please, i'm an out of shape faggot
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>>559451159
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>>559451209
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>>559451184
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>>559451264
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>>559451270

>>559451193
that's all I have
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>>559451318
>>
>>559440041
what if i dont like wine?
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>>559450615
Thats the thing though, its not often that they DONT have a computer register
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>>559451365
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>>559451365
Lol not scared having bomb info on your PC?
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Been doing this one for years and it always works
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>>559451408
get some fucking taste
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>>559448647
>Summer
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>>559451527
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>>559451454
exactly

make hay while the sun shines
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>>559451676
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>>559451460
I'm not from US :^)
Anyway, what fbi\nsa\othershit can do, if they find it?
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>>559440129
Don't do this it makes nerve gas
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>>559451527
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>>559451720
Idk put you on a list and watch you when you do transportation on plans and trains stuff like that.
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>>559451763
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>>559451720
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>>559451896
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>>559451938
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>>559451853
*planes haha god damn gin
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>>559452013
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>>559446813
This only works on suuuuper old vending machines.
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>>559447398
get out fagot
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>>559452069
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>>559452020
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>>559451853
Hm, forget about this. Good to know, thank you.
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>>559446782
The two circles are squares, you autistic fuck.
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>>559452107
this works
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>>559452123
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>>559452217
>>
>>559450317
MDMA, yes. Ecstasy is MDMA + amphetamine, so it would be worse.
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>>559447630
Yes, newfaggot
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>>559452217
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>>559452291
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>>559446476
yeh if you like to unistall the product key and fuck up windoz.. give people power not fuck them over!
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>>559452145
forgot*
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>>559446017
I love fast food and cashier hacks. Moar plox.
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>>559452336
>>
>>559450264
Let me guess you were JUST PRETENDING to be a retard?
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>>559452296
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>>559452419
>>
>>559449435
One of my science fair projects in high school was on optical illusions. These troll optical illusions are really starting to rustle my jimmies. Who the fuck would even save these let along create them or repost them??
>>
>>559452367
>not fucking stupid people over
where exactly do you think you are right now?
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>>559452493
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>>559452473
no you fucking idiot none of these people, yourself included, understand how a joke works
>>
w-wow, image limit
someone should start new thread
>>
>>559448252
without sound it isnt as scary
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>>559452770
I second this
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>>559453034
third, i was really digging this, especially from ID W8zWWn/g
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>>559452492
Yeah man get high on life far out you're a cool kid man!
>>
>>559447369
That's impersonating a federal officer/employee

It also makes mustard gas
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>>559451104
that bullshit. btw im a doctor
>>
>>559447514
yes it does

http://www.ourbestbites.com/2014/02/2-ingredient-pancakes/
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>>559442587
I really want to try that, but knowing you faggots that shits probably gonna get me killed or something... fuck man
>>
New thread
>>559453494
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>>559448884
>>559446386
>>559446412

http://www.ptc-investigation.com/ojooo.php

no it doesn't
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>>559448596
I love these
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>>559450053
>implying there's a joke in there at all
>>
>>559451013
The joke's not funny, retard.
>>
>>559452296

Ecstasy is the name coined for MDMA in 80s/90s when it was most prevalent in pill form. name after its effects of course,it was originally called empathy but got changed at some point. the name MDMA only started getting used when you could buy the shit by the gram.

if you are ecstasy pills with anything but mdma in them, you need to find a better dealer.
>>
>>559450627
what's up with the demin seal ?
>>
>>559454072
newfag
>>
>>559454131

if you are getting** oops
>>
>>559440041
RIESLING TO DESSERT?!?!?! R U FUUUUCKING KIDDING ME?
>>
>>559448542
I install breathalyzers every day in cars and i can say that i have NEVER seen a brown start wire.

wanna hotwire a gm? connect pink,brown and yellow(same gauge as red) to red. once started disconnect yellow.

honda? black/yellow,black/white to white(bigger than the rest) disconnect black/white once started

dodge? blue,red and yellow together. disconnect yellow once started

Note:only works on vehicles without immobilizers.
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>>559452020
How does elevation factor into this?
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>>559448252
jeff the killer is for fan girl bitches. try harder
>>
>>559448252
jokes on your i had my headphones plugged in and wasnt wearing them
>>
some of this shit looks like shit i could get arrested for knowing is that a thing?
>>
>>559441532
>how to make money on the internet
>make a meme with links that pay out ad revenue and give viruses to everyone who clicks
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>>559448997
Although our dicks appear the same size - mine is actually bigger than yours.
>>
>>559450420
I see room in this routine to add in iron fist training.

http://www.wikihow.com/Train-Iron-Fist-Kung-Fu
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>>559440505
Fucking Saved

> hydrokinetic fusion
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>>559456697
nice, thank you
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>>559446017
I used to take home a few million every day with this technique when I was working at McNiggertons
>I never rang up the watermelon
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>>559446476
That doesn't work if you a have a pirated version
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>>559456258
newfag detected
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>>559448968
Note: after 1am I usually see a cop or fake cop sitting by the exit. Best to steal when the store is very busy. Literally just walk the fuck out. My friends have done it many times
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>>559450635
Any of you built this before?
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>>559451498
confirmed for working, thanks!
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>>559448923
Tried these. Mustard gas.
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>>559448606
What the fuck is this shit? Some sort of herbal hipster crap? Give me Green tea any day.
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>>559449108
There's a right way to shit?
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>>559447418
In Australia you only have to be 18. Plus the legal age of consent is 12 and above, if your age is within 2 years of their age.
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>>559452154
>Not getting the joke
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>>559458909
absolutely.

squatty potties ftw.

seriously, lifechanger. poop just slips out, like it does normally for your mom (from excessive anal prolapse play).
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>>559446076
and obviously add 0,5 oz of dog semen mixed with a hint of your own and saliva.
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>>559451104
[Citation needed]
Nice sources you have there, faggot
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>>559459095

The age of consent is not 12 in Australia you fucking muppet
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>>559448484
Wow, I'm going to do this for Halloween.
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>>559447696
remind me what bogo is?
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>>559452020
Just look into the sun. Let the blindingly sexual light fill your pupils and just fucking do it you idiot piece of mutant shit.
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>>559449815
Cool, will try.
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>>559460976
post results :^)
or livestream
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>>559447398
over, around, up, through. c'mon son
>>
Requesting a new thread.
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>>559461502
make one, if you want
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>>559448804
why there is not 4, 14 or 24?
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>>559449525
genuinely the most retarded thing i've ever read
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>>559448347
Oh, there's some nostalgia. I used this same instruction sheet to base my Predator costume gauntlet from to get the blades to spring out. Nice.
>>
if you split in half cracker you have two
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>>559447696
My old middle school had these, and the most I could gat at once was three. I would sell them afterwards for a slightly lower price and make around $20 every week. I miss that shit.
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>>559462495
then make your own infographic, and share it
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>>559460976
probably bait, but dont do this. it will kill you.
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>>559462404
Chinks hate the number 4, it's pronounced the same as death over in riceland. (Shi)
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>>559448252
kek
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>>559448692
dont do this it creates mustard gas
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>>559457003
I can't believe I'm laughing this hard...
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