ITT we send a faggot on an epic jouney to tits. 5 decides what

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so far he wrote the number 2

>>559321535
First off, do you have any pets? If so, gather these things:

A cucumber (pickle or banana works too I guess), and some lotion (or vaseline, whatevs), and your cat/dog

Oh, and some rope too.

sharpie in pooper

>>559321808
reroll

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I have also managed to make him take a picture of clouds.
>>559321808
you really want to kill him off early?

>>559321973
rr

>>559322114
Yes
>>559321808
Reroll

Are you the same OP that got that dude to cum in a banana?

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Last pic i got

>>559321973

>>559322359
rerolling

>>559322370
nope

>>559321535
go to the local store buy a pack of condoms and show me

>>559322549
rr

>>559322592
Well in that case are you actually a girl?

Tell him that you love cocks

>>559322736
rr pls

>>559321973
5

"Do you like niggers"

>>559322434
500 words essay on Nietzsche's philosophy

>>559322782
wait, was that that iphone/android thingy yesterday or something?
and no, im male
>>559322915
winner

>>559322915
>>559322114
:^)

>>559322915
What a shit get. Fuck you anon

>>559323109
:^)

Tell him to stick his finger up his ass then smell/taste it.

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aw shit guys what do i do

>>559323669
Note going to see your bewbs, his quest is to goto the store and retreive those items.

>>559323669
send him a teaser to revive his ardors

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that fucker wont go to the store

Ask why not.

If he is underage say that he must be 18.

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>>559324174
anyone have anything sendworthy? pic related, my profile pic i used, should match with it

>>559324178
cooperate faggot

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this nigga

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>>559324437
Similar faces?

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We're loosing him, someone come up with some other shit really quick
>>559324905
thanks anon

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Haven't posted his profile pic yet, have i?

>>559325237
okay fine, send me a pic of one stray pube

>>559325421
roll

>>559325418
is he in chicago? looks like some fag i know

>>559325418
why didnt someone just kick him trough the glass

>>559325421
This

>>559325237
tell him you need to inspect his asshole send a closeup pic

"I only show tits to boys who can gyrate."

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>>559325421
HES DOING IT

>>559325237
They're worth it

>>559325237
>>559324905

If you use that pic, you'll have to match the naevus on all the others though.

Cant the mudderfucker google some grills

>>559325863
Next, he has to sit through 200 spins on meatspin with his finger in his ass.

After he must smell it, taste it, then tell you that he is a slut.

>>559324437
Send us bare tits with timestamp?

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this nigga

whats next?

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>>559325582
I think so he might be in this window located in Chicago

>>559326014
Please, if there are any females who can pass for being this woman, become the model.
Even better if you are/have pictures of a trap.

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Send this.

>>559326375
>sages
>posts pic

floss your teeth with the pibe

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>>559326375

>>559326531
Rroll

>>559326279
that didn't make any sense

>>559326263
ask him why he didn't ask for his reward (the "preview")

>>559326531
Signal boost

tell him sharpie in pooper

>>559326531
Rrollll

Hope he does it hahahahha

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what now?

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Demand a shrubbery

>>559326725
>ask him why he didn't ask for his reward (the "preview")
this

>>559326821
Also rroll

>>559326178
Rollin on this

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Send this

>>559326851
Recent image must be 100 lbs fatter, but we'll need to find a model.

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need a challenge, quick

>>559327485
tell him to go to bed and sleep

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>>559327362
Here

>>559327485
what's with the preview?

>>559327485

Tell him to rub mustard on his nipples and send you a pic. Then send him >>559327260 if he does.

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fuck me sidewas he's onto something

Noo whats 4chin ???

>>559327905
kek

>>559327905
"My ex leaked my photos"

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>>559327905
...

>>559327905
this calls for some devious elaboration

>>559327905
tell him of course it is but you posted it on instagram where someone could have grabbed it

>>559328127
going with this

>>559327905
i used to work as a model so it's probable that my pics are somewhere in the web

maybe someone in this thread informed him...
cant be possible he figured that out by him self

>>559327905
You're fucked, OP.
Anononlymos will get you now.

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send this pic

>>559327905

LMFAO I was lurking but I just burst out laughing.

>>559327905
Lmfao lil guy isnt as dumb as we thought

>>559327905
die, OP

>>559328362
The face is totally off. It's all in the nose.

>>559328443
>implying /b/ can be smarter

he blindly guessed. if he saw this page he wouldnt have to ask. he would just give up

>>559327905
in all my years of browsing /b I never had the case that someone reverse searched an image BACK to 4chan... I smell something coming up

>>559328127
this
this
this

>>559328797
Quick, let's fill this thread with gay porn in case he finds it.

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well we're good... for now

>>559328827
but yea if he came back to 4chan surely he read the first fucking line of the thread... something fishy this way comes

>>559328774
he's not refering to this thread but to an archived one with the pic in it

>>559328827
this

>>559328797
but in this case the faggot is right, the only result leads to /b/

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he wont do it, what now?

>>559329001
try this one? >>559327260
as a proof of you willing to go further with it.

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>>559329083

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FUCKING CHECK EM

>>559329212
ffs should have stuck to mustard, now he's gonna figure you're playing him

>>559329212
mustard or ketchup on balls

>>559329212
OC tits can be provided. carry on

>>559329382
Fail

>>559328797
It happens, but most of the times with archived threads.

The picture OP sent was in an archived thread.

You can also get image search results from active 4chan threads, not pruned ones.

>>559329474
Was worth a shot

>>559329454
make the lightning really shitty

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>>559329294

>>559329454
Black bra, straps down, make sure to have black hair so he "knows" it's her.

>>559329212
Tease him with our OC tits

>>559330040
Well this just won't do then, sorry....>>559329909

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well lets see if that works out

Abort and shovel dog. He is onto us!

i assume you reverse image checked that one?

>>559330242
OP you screwed up
No way his going to fall for it now
He wants a pic sent by "camera"

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at least it looks like he's buying it

op you dumb slut download fake camera

tell him you get off on the humiliation or something.

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this motherfucker

>>559330616
Welp, I stand corrected. He is stupid

>>559330878
tell him he wont get to see the titties if he doesnt do it

guys i need a challenge now

>>559331070
this

>>559331070
Nipples for nipples ;)

>>559330878
Tell him you're the one giving orders here. And that's your fetish.

>>559330878
Cum on a pic of bayley jay-of course dont word it that way...

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tell him to put a shoe on his head.

picture of your current underwear (with or without penis showing)

>>559331332
This

>>559331132
Sharpie in pooper.

>>559331332
Yes

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>>559331202
this might just work

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>>559331332
this

>>559331380
yeah, ask him to show dick

this>>559331380

or ask to do all the push ups he can. get him tired and maybe he'll do other stuff

Have we told him to put anything in his pooper yet?

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well shit his messages aren't getting read

>>559330616
what a faggot. not smearing condiments on his body. I bet he has never even challenged another man to a grunt off to win his woman's respect.

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Oh shit nigga this just got real

>>559331836
>>559331550
Yes we have, see second link.

>>559331943
and this thread is dead. goodnight.

>>559332246
There's always Spiderman...

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>>559331332
k
he's doin it

>>559331943
Just send him a cock so that when he opens it he is traumatized.

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Spider man it is

>>559331943
What time zone are you in?

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>>559332345

>>559332620
Middle europe
only god can judge me for the crap i do at 2am

>>559332891
Deutschland?

tell him to fuck off

>>559333136
missing the mole. Also wrong nose type

>>559332891
Just wondering because It's 2pm where I'm at (Hawaii)

Where you are at do they use the am/pm system or 24 hour?

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>>559333242
Just bumping pics...

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>>559333176
nope

do we let that count?

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We cannot let the tread die..

>>559333283
Middle europe usually not. 24h system

>>559333491
sure we can. sage in all fields.

>>559333283
some use the am/pm but i prefer the 24h

>>559333473
It's all we have

>>559333473
no, its no shoe

>>559333473
yep give him a treat OP

>>559333283
>>559333597
europe uses 24h

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>>559333789
someone, something, quick

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>>559333715
Historically (fuck me.....) Sandals have counted.

>>559334042
give him a treat ffs

Small treat then nip flick

At least give him a close up bra pic.

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Slam you head into a wall until it bleeds.

>>559334164
I don't see you giving us content

>>559334042
if it's too slow sometimes, gotta improvise

>>559334042
tell him to get a marker or pen and try to draw a dog face on his chest

>>559334042
make him put toothpaste on the tip of his dick

Or keep it somewhat sexual? Might I refer to my own post >>559331696

>>559334595
nigger he wont even put condiments on his nipples

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>>559334042

>>559334042
"Before we go further, you didnt ask me why my ex leaked my pics..."

*After he responds"

"Is because he got mad after i told him i used to be a man, is not really a big deal since i was just born in the wrong body but now i fixed it.
Like i said, is not a big deal, im just telling you so you can know why, emm, down there looks a little weird"

tell him to take pictures of different people of different races. itll buy some time

>>559331380
>>559334675
Damn I suck at linking..80 is original post....

you plug.>>559334675

>>559327905
rekt

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>>559334675
i'll let him do pushups now

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>>559335004
I do. I'm shameful. Pls 4give me.

this thread fucking sucks, I'm out
OP is faggot

>>559335151
i doubt he'll even do the pushups and make up a reasonable but impressive number

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hurp da derp

post another shoe pic but you want to see sweat from the pushups>>559335405
>>559335151

>>559322961
500? More like 5000. reroll

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>>559335405
looks like he's doing them

>>559335654
reasonable

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This.
>559335654

>>559335654
will do as soon as i get a response

>>559335775
show the man some tits woman , he's done enough

>>559336137
OP is man.

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>>559336137
need some content to send to him

"i dont want to do this anymore lol" we need some motivation

Do a tease, get a clothed pic. send it, and say the clothes will come off if he succeeds. Xray that shit

OP, if you were a woman would show this man tits?

Are you turned on by making this man take pictures at clouds?
Because it's not funny.

>>559329001
Nice save.

>42
Tell him he's a weak faggot and will never get to see tits.

>>559336675
That's gold, Jerry. Gold!

>>559337052
That's far higher than average, bud.

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alright, he's giving up, i'll bust the bomb after this one

>>559337190
>get on the floor
>walk the dinosaur

>>559337187
It would be a good tease though

>>559337190
Just send him the biggest blackest dick.

>>559337190
he havent sent any fucking pic
you are the boss here tell him he is a fucking faggot

>>559326854
Rolling for shrubbery

Hold on, giving him a link to this thread

>>559337190
>Go on 4chan and look for the thread named "ITT we send a faggot epic journey to tits."

>>559327735
winrar

rolling for this
>>559337052

tell him to draw a little guy with a dick coming out of his butt

>>559337190
It's simple:
You post a pic of some teen's tits, he posts a pic of his dick, you blackmail him telling him you will send it to anyone he knows and loves, don't actually do anything, let's all move along while this guy doesn't sleeps tonight.

>>559337681
do this

give him tits first and tell him to bate to em

>>559337190
make a puzzle that gives letters and symbols to a link, and he must complete the puzzle if he wants to see tits, and when he opens the pic it'll be a pic of a fat shirtless neckbeard fag

>>559337187
My average is about 70
>inb4 marinefag

shit your pants on purpose and take a pic.

give him the thread link + a fagg photo

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>>559337873
this

>>559338043
70? Is that it? What are you some kind of fucking faggot?

>>559338043
>average is about 70
Not in murrica
That's overkill. Not everyone can drop down and give you 70

THIS THIS THIS

>>559338105

>>559338190
Yeah I know I should have joined the Army man.

>>559337923
or shoop his face into a gay porn vid and threaten to show it to his loved ones

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Bomb went off, sent him the link

Lurked all the way, OP chose the best bomb cant let this 404

OP...

you are my hero today.

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i dont know for quite sure, but this seems all set up and fake

OP delivered

>>559337461
please this

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>>559338384
its happening!!!!

Jacob if you see this thread please post

>>559338384
well this was an unfunny thread
you suck OP
you suck dicks

>>559322961
500? How many times can you say the word narcissism?

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>>559338903
Yeah no.

>>559324905
das guuud

>>559338903
HEY THEREEEEEEEEEEEEEE AHAHHAHAHHA

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>>559338903
not sure, if real jacob

>>55933912
Don't do this
I tried it and shot myself to the heart

>>559338903
>>559338190
Either samefagging or actually in thread lurking during the whole thing. I highly doubt the latter.

>>559338903
Fake ass nigga

>>559338903
hope to see u in hell, u tried to get a girl's tits, but were conned by the wonderful craftsmanship of /b/, imma go fuck a goat

>>559338903
fuck you,

~delplop~

>>559338903
>>559338190
same dude

>>559327905
omg I'm crying laughing you fucking legend

>>559338384
What's that link?

ayy lmao

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Well guys I guess that's it, he won't answer my messages anymore
Goodnight everyone, thanks for helping out
btw his username is jhoggs88

>>559339843
link to here, a 4chan link would be too obvious

>>559339472
can I join your goat fucking?

>>559339843
are you really that stupid?

>>559340019
the more the merrier, fyi i will limit all lube and condoms to onion flavor only

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>>559338903
Dont write him that he's a faggot for being fake Jacob, because thats exacly what he wants. And thats exacly what I just wrote... don't be same newfag as me

>>559340204
I'm down. hope you're from the UK

>>559340146
like you fucking knew
it could be anything like suicide pics or something idk

>>559340467
as long as u worship the mighty sherk u can be anywhere u want

>>559335509
i like you

>>559339129
is this an infographic or a joke-o-graphic?
its says pull the trigger while the gun is pointed at your heart, but that might be some kind of typo.

>>559340662
You really are fucking retarded.. wow.

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>>559338903

anyone wanna meet up at eight over eight in Chelsea in about half an hour?

>>559340662
How do you explain that OP said 'bomb went off' then? I think that gave away the meaning of the link

>>559341206
I'm already here

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Well i'm blocked now
His kik: jhoggs88

>>559341417
alright. I'll be there in half an hour if you wanna wait. will be wearing a cap with the word "Kartellen" on it

>>559342553
you don't have to be a rich guy to live in chelsea

Bump for potential

>>559344038
its already over, bit late for that.

>>559344968
>Bump for potential
Bump for potential

>>559343346

Bullshit, the property value in Chelsea is on average one of - if not THE - the most expensive in London.