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How does one get into the business of sucking dick for cash?

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How does one get into the business of sucking dick for cash?
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>>559207589


Find a male with cash. Inform them of your wishes. Enjoy your new 'career'.
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just do it
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>>559207589
its the world's oldest profession. everyone knows it starts with sharpie in pooper
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Show face and I might make you an offer.
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backpage, eccie, and preferred411 are good places to start
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Joke about it to male friends. If they are down then say you're serious. Also charge extra for swallowing.
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I know a girl who does it. She works at a Mexican restraunt and the host will tell the guys that shell suck your dick for 50 dollars if she likes you. Do something similar, it's usually easier and less awkward if a guy says "hey I know a chick who will suck you off for xxx dollar amount"
"Really who?"
Done
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>>559207589
Where are you?
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Casually or as a career, and do you want to start with something lighter like massage/handjobs first?

Assuming the OP pic is you and depending on your state, you have the build and tits to do very well at a massage place (not asian), including extra services like titfucking. Take a look at happyendingz on blogspot for some discussion from someone in the industry. The "How to find a massage parlor" post will apply just as well to you.

If you want to do this on a much more limited basis for a few lucky men, you might check out a couple of sites: ashleymadison and seekingarrangement, IIRC. That would be looking for more of a sugar daddy/sugar baby relationship - again, great if you have the looks, probably much safer (physically, mentally, socially, legally).

Finally, you could look for escort boards in your area - there used to be a variety around (bigdoggie, others?) but LEO cracked down at various times. I have no idea what things are like in the last 10 years or so.
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Would it be easier to get fucked for the cash or just the oral?
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>>559207589

A better question might be "How does one eventually get OUT of sucking dick for cash?"

Spoiler: you don't.
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>>559207875
i want to hear morgan freeman do some 1-hour special on the discovery channel about prostitution and open with this line.
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>>559207875
kek
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>>559207589
>140653382231864.jpg

nice saved file, there
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>>559209446
I'll note that 10 minutes after your first pic, the timestamp on your hand is gone
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It has that file name because I had to flip the image. The timestamp was backwards.
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>>559207589
On-line free

http://annaxxx18.tumblr.com/
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>>559210053
you fucked up op
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It isn't gone, my hand was just moved in a way you couldn't see
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>>559210371
Are you that low on cash you're resorting to blowjobs?
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>>559210371
Seems legit.

Tits.
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Shit where do you live?

I'll drop a metric fuck ton of money on you to fuck you.
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>>559209446
Men will pay for any of those services. If you do a good enough job the the HJ and BJ's, you shouldn't need to pull out the Vag
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>>559210371
Show nipples and a sharpie up the pooper.
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>>559210371
Well, my earlier advice still stands. You might be best off starting out trying to serve a small group of men - if you're good, attractive, and pretty much exclusive to them you can probably do much better than serving just anyone on the Internet. It also dramatically reduce your risks and headaches (e.g. attempting to do background checks on new clients to avoid cops).
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There can be a few ways depending ont he locale. Whereabouts do you live? urban/suburban/rural? What state? How ugly is the face?
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>>559211550
>>559211550
Your tits are wonky
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There's always

back page .com
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>>559211550


What information are you after, exactly? More details.
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>>559211550

damn that one is much bigger than the other
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>>559211550
Would pay to put in. Area code?
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>>559211550
I'm serious. What state you in? I'll drop a grand right now to fuck you.
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They are very much the same size. It was just the way I was angled.
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Stop fucking around and show your resources or get the fuck out, cunt.
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>>559212157
Pretty nice afterall
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>>559212157

I'll fly you out. How much are you looking for? Roughly where you at? (Eastern, obv- want to come to California?) no neckbeard.
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>>559212405
must construct additional pylons
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>>559212157

that is one crazy ass optical illusion haha
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What is a good amount of money to ask for a simple blowjob? or handjob?
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>>559212157
you should get some practice in and cam for /b/

femanon
cams
dot com

femanon
cams
dot com

gogogo
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OP is simply craving for attention.
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personally, I wouldn't pay more than $50 for head if it's amazing, probably more like $30 or $40
an HJ is a waste of time. I'm better at giving myself a handjob than any girl ever will be.
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I don't understand why you would even bother covering your nipples. Vag is okay, but nips are a no go?
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>>559212878

I'd say no more than $50, though I've never paid I'm sure massage parlors let's guys out with more, sometimes for less.

If you're open to a vacation we can set something up over Skype, make sure nobody has any weird feels or heebie jeebs and I'll fly you out and put you up as long as you like.

Just figure out the number. Couple grand a month to fuck around 3rd base a couple times a day and otherwise your time is your own?!
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Advertize!
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>>559212908

Maybe a little. But I was thinking my body type would affect how much income I would get as well. I'd say it's 70% curiosity, 30% boredom.
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>>559207589
where you at? I'll give you 30 right now lol
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I'd say 50 for head too
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>>559213105

I am more confident with my pussy than my breasts. Weird, I know. Just a personal preference kind of thing.
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Probably wanna let go of those insecurities. They won't serve you long term, and you're in fine shape. Particularly of you're looking to cash in your soul - maybe find someone you enjoy their company and who can pay their own way and yours, and just go the normal route for this type of transaction and out a ring on it?
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>>559213418

Put*
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>>559213391
OP, do you have kik or snapchat or anything?
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>>559212878
depends on how you value yourself
my landwhale of an ex now sells blowjobs for $15
>pic related
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So Cal?

Lets Do it!
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http://ay.lc/dd5
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>>559213568
go she is fat
i would pay her $15 just so she wouldn't sit next to me
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>>559213229
As most /b/ros said you won't get much more than 50 per blowjob. Sex is another issue. If you are good looking you can get into the escort service. Same money, less dicks. Of course you can always decide you are not a cumbucket and get an actual job

Necklace touche
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>>559213229

You showed up to get begged to show off mor than you expected offers for work. Oops.
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Well OP, very very nice body from what I can see, but I'm leaving so uh, best of luck in your endeavors.

Just remember these three letters: STD
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>>559214218

I am so sorry you had to see breasts and pussy. Maybe get off the thread?
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>>559214587
your breasts/pussy are fine. you askeed about your body type. it isnt that bad. its pretty well known that when you sit or hunch over you get rolls. you dont seem to show them much. but you still got shape. im not into girls like that, but id plow someone with your body style.
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>>559214587

lol - you've got a great looking box, what were you looking for though? Some
White knighter to tell you not to do it?

Judging by that couch and your game controller, there's not a whole lot of activity heading your way in life just yet. Maybe recognize you're intellect is a little larger than your socioeconomic circumstance and shoot for more than mocking the guy who showed up answering your question rather than begging for whatever you imagined you really wanted?

Tl;dr - still waiting to see your ass
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>>559214587
Come to San Francisco, I will pay you to suck my dick.
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>>559214909

Your*

Fucking auto correct
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>>559207589
if you're in melbourne i'll give you 50 bucks to suck me right now
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>>559207589
Would you suck this?
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>>559209634
how can cash be real if dick isn't real?
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>>559207589
how much would you require to suck this?
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>>559215213
Is that Hickok45?
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>>559215332
yee it is boi
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>>559215287
Judging by your uncut skanky toenails let's hope she charges double.

You been cage fighting with this foot razors bro?
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>>559215414
Who the fuck you calling boi, faggot?
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>>559214587
moaaar pictars pls!
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>>559215484
huehuehue. it's an ingrown toenail and it's been removed
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>>559212157
Moar pics op, you're hot.
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>>559215503
alright alright, i'll let you blow me if you give me 200 bucks.
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>>559215847
Go get stabbed by a stingray you faggotass Aussie.
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>>559212157
hot body, girl seems nice;
Got a PS-Controller nearby - felt in love
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>>559216016
that's a lot of butthurt you're carrying around with you their. you get raped by an aussie once?
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>>559215332
kek, but sadly no it isn't
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>>559216128
OP DELIVERS PRAISE HER
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well ...Ill say if you in the new york area ill be glad to be your first customer ...
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>>559216101
Never even met one.
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>>559216128

Fuck yeah. Welcome back.
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>>559216128
fucking slob. clean that place up, useless slut.
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>>559213391
I have a proposition for you OP, e-mail sjack3619(at)gmail.com
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if you are serious what would be the best way to et in touch with u ??
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>>559207589
http://enjoytheviewx.tumblr.com/

>nudes.
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>>559216045

fags like you always fall in love with your own imagination
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>>559207589
>How does one get into the business of sucking dick for cash?
>Easy, by being OP
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>>559216268
okay mate. well hope the third world is treating you well
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>>559216334

Sorry, baby. Will do.
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>>559216434
Yeah living in the suburbs of California where niggers can't afford to live sure is nice. Enjoy your abbos Crocodile Dundee.
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>>559216572

clean your cunt while you're at it. you look nasty
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so..
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>>559216572
You never answered me.
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>>559216128
I´d pay you up to 1,5K
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>>559216128

You live alone op?
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>>559216637
living in cali, never met an aussie... rightio mate keep dreaming
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>>559216572
I don't suppose you would be willing to finger your ass for us?

How bout this.
You either:
p4b
finger dat ass
both.

If you were in Aus i'd pay to fuck you, it's not something i usually do but if i was going to pay to fuck, i'd pay to fuck you.
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>>559216639

No one is making you look at it.
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>>559216128

I would do 10$ for a clothed hand joe. 20$ for a handie joe if you were naked. 40$ for a blowjob. 80$ to stick in in ya. And 160$ for anal. But then again, I don't have to pay for sex so my prices may be low.
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>>559216572
op come cam for us
tinychat com/4chan420
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>>559216572
holy fuck so submissive... okay attraction level x 2
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>>559216787

No one is making you show it
No one is making you have poor hygene
No one is something else that doesn't make sense

see, anyone can sound retarded when they try
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>paying for sex
have any of you fags no shame? no game?
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>>559216809
We promise we won't expose you. :)
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>>559216738

Dude... Holy shit. Are you serious? How lonely are you?
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>>559211550
id fuck you
hell id pay cash OP
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Ask Moot. He has to pay for servers etc. somehow.
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>>559216901
can you fucking not.
Some of us like some fresh OC, and for the record virginfag, there's nothing wrong with that pussy.
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>>559216931
> not printing your own money
Stay pleb
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>>559216797

why do ppl think anal is more expensive, its a fucking sewer.

>>559217062
who you calling virgin? you desperate for OC faggot.

some averageasfuck/10 wants attention and you give it. That's ok, but don't annoy my head with your virgin projections
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>>559216787

Still waiting on that ass - got 2/3 of a wank going, don't leave us hanging to chat with the haters.
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>>559217174

Cause they need more temptation dumbass. God, acting like 160$ is a big fucking deal.

What are you-- middle class?
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>>559217174
Says the guy on /b/ and in thread.

>mfw
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>>559217174
If you're annoyed, you should leave. Why are you even in here?
Average as fuck right here, go ruin someone elses fap material. Sick to death of all the same pornstar bullshit, i like looking at naked pictures of kinky girls online. Something you apparently don't.

Why are you even in here if you don't like it? Bitches get huffy real easy, and when cunts like you give them a reason to be huffy, they stop postin' their assets, which means i don't cum.
Fuck you.
Scummer.
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>>559217323

you don't make sense

>>559217293
what does that even mean?

I'm talking about the idea that anal is more rare, more precious when its a shitty shit pipe.

Do people not know what the classes are these days?
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>>559217435

why u mad tho?
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>>559217575
Because now OP isn't posting anymore and the way i see it, you're to blame.

Why you gotta ruin a good thing for someone else? That's what people OUTSIDE of /b/ are for. You... you... double nigger!
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>>559217435

It's times like these I like to imagine OP's fingering out the best angle to show us her surprisingly well toned ass and tiny pink asshole not reading all your fucking shit...
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>>559217474

Dude, are you a retard? I seriously have to ask, because I kind of feel bad about talking about this sort of stuff with you. You seem to get confused by the simplest shit, so you are either a retard or a woman; you can comprehend it or you are jealous by it. Take your choice.
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>>559217776
aww, I'm sorry mang.

>>559217812
you're really bad at trolling m8
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Hey can somebody post the webm of the guy shoving a dead rat up his ass?
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>>559209809
its timestamped u fucking newfag
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Willing to pay up to 250K for you to be my sex toy for 2 years + all relocation fees and living expenses.
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>>559217969

this isn't what you asked for, but I think it's more appropriate.
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Not the best. But I am going to deliver.
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>>559217997
... yeah we've kinda gotten past that dude.
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>>559217893

I'm not trying to troll you, I really fear for the safety of your mental health. I think this may be a bit too mature for your age.
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>>559218145

is your butthole hairy?
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>>559218145
oh good.
You're still here.

Where are you from OP? On the off chance you're near me i'll buy.
But only if you pee4/b/
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>>559218116

>is probably talking out his ass
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>>559218145
Can you take a open mouth shot so wee can see down your throat?
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>>559218145
op we're waiting!
tinychat com/4chan420
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Is ops name olivia?
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>>559218279

Nope. Just the lighting. Getting tired of you. If you don't like the content, get off the thread.
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>>559218310
>can you

she wants to be a legit whore, tell her what you want her to do.

She needs to get used to taking orders, like a slutty waitress
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>>559218145
dafuq u got hair in butthole? u might wanna remove that before actually charging for sexerino
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>>559218343
Dont go to retarded tinychat so the sitemods can close room
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>>559218145
you have a beautiful body. do you mind showing us more on cam?
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>>559218145

I would definitely be willing to buy you, OP. You're fucking hot. I'd want your ass, though. Either that or you better be willing to take a cock all the way down your throat and swallow whatever comes out of it.
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>>559218401

geez, relax bitch.

It looks like you've some hairy downy thing going on there, I was only asking.

Christ, you're going to be a terrible whore.
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OP these pics are hot as fuck, you could show off even better while on cam

http://chateen
.com/sexyasfuck

Join us in here
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>>559218406

Negroid Confirmation... [CONFIRMED]
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>>559218406
>>559207589
Okay you whore lets get this straight! you take that pic or I am gonna cut your fucking head off.
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>>559218295

There is no need to talk out my ass. A life in Australia. An apartment to call you own. Plus 250K.

What more could you ask for.

Also. Own a 'small' legot business with over 300 employees and still make my presence known here.
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>>559218459
I like how you didn't specify what comes out!
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>>559217997
>and timestamps are always legit, amirite?
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>>559212878
Girl in my junior year of high school said shed blow me for 23 dollars, she had smaller boobs than you but maybe a better face?
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>>559207589
Come over to my house. Suck dick for cash.
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>>559218145

It's times like THESE I feel happy for those wishful thoughts from the other times.

Fucking epic ass and hole OP. Get the cam closer for us!?

Captcha: ask offense
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>>559218642

:)
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>>559207589

cant do anything else with that empty head + fun ride? gotta manipulate hormones for financial support like the rest, cumdumpster?

>mfw i get offered high paying intelligent jobs and modeling jobs at the same time yet im a male
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http://chateen
.com/sexyasfuck

Take requests on cam instead of just pics
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>>559218146
when on /b/ i impulsively reply as i scroll down the thread. that is what quickreply is for isn't it?
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>>559218578
I was thinking more like
>pic related
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>>559218906
sure buddy, if that's what moats your goat, then that's ok.
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>>559218343
could you come there for a few minutes? we'd enjoy that :)
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>>559218145
10/10 ass

show it off live in the chateen room
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>>559218597

Eh...you're getting close.

>>559218578

lol'd

he thinks he's troll
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>>559211550
holy shit those hips girl

nice tits. i love how they are different
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>>559218401

Built for fun - stands up for self - stays away from obviously horseshit/overly hyperbole laden negative shitppsys - fills requests ... Maybe today OP was ok.
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>>559218406
YES DO THIS
>>
Were all waiting for you in here

http://chateen
.com/sexyasfuck

You can take even better requests
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It was the lighting, and here I am spread more.
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>>559219308
join the chateen OP
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>>559219308
your pooper is asking for a sharpie
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>>559219308
OP it looks like youre taking pics with webcam, why not take requests on cam for us?
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>>559218145

I desperately, DESPERATELY, need to put my mouth on in and around that hole. Dear god.

Would pay £100-£150 to do so.
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>>559219308

did you just shave your anus?

it looks all raw and painful
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>>559219308
i bet you could take a mean dick!

I tend to agree with others, cam for us. P4B!P4B!P4B!
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>>559207589
start doing lots of crack
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>>559219436

Nope, all I did was change lighting.
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>>559219308

The Australian offer is still open if interested.

Would love to fill that ass with my tongue
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Lets see that nice ass in action on cam!
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>>559219436
I'm starting to like you. Keep saying funny shit, just don't chase off the camwhore.
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>>559219308

Yeah- that'll get me there.

OP you're a fucking peach after all. Offer from earlier stands, just say so you wanna talk further and I'll set it up so you contact me.

How you feeling about finger in vag from same angle?
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>>559218607

>confirmed for talking out your ass

A) The Poor Man's game is keeping things vague. A 'small' legitimate business with over 300 employees is not, it doesn't exist. That is a medium sized business, and I will guarantee you that no medium sized business will allow you to buy a disposable, sex toy for two years for the outlandish sum of 250.000,00$ Australian.

B) Your dictum is quite basic, implying that you weren't well educated or you didn't care about your education. Both of these kind of shoot down the fact that you own a business.

C) I will make one key note-- you need to replace those periods with commas-- but there is a huge giveaway here. You make enough to give away 250.000,00$ for sex (something you can get for free) but you live in an apartment. When you are rich, you make distinctions between apartments-- townhouse, complex, highrise (penthouse falls here), even condominiums. I'm not going to divulge my income (I will say I have seen 250.000,00 dollars a few times), but I will tell you I live in a highrise (not a penthouse) and a country home.

D) Why the hell would anyone want to move to Australia willingly?
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>>559218510
You exist too much.
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>>559219558
oi m8 dont ignore the cam requests
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>>559210371
I'd give you $30 for a half hour to fuck your pussy, $50 for a half hour to fuck your áss, and $20 for a blow job. Bye you've got a nice lookin pussy
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>>559219308
Can we get just one good shot of those beautiful titties?
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>>559219701
Maybe if she was dude, and a dude who looked like dude and had aids.
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>>559219656
So many times like these.
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Excuse me OP, but would you care to divulge whereabouts it is that you're from?

Thanks in advance.
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>>559219656
>D) Why the hell would anyone want to move to Australia willingly?

This.
Ausfag here.
Get the fuck out while if you can, HMAS Australia is being captained by dead shits. Go to Costa rica or Svalbard instead.
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horny dudes waiting to fap to OP
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>>559220063

are you going to pay her?
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>>559220117
Are you going to pay her for these pics?
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>>559220180

I didn't ask for them, so no
>>
this house is a circus - arctic monkeys
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>>559219308
I would probably pay the OP after a night out. Not more than $30 though.
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Why take 10 minutes to post a pic when you can cam live. If you are worried about showing face you can hide it just as easily

http://chateen
.com/sexyasfuck
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WHATS THE POINT OF THIS THREAD?!?!?!01!101001onezero,o01!!1
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OP, don't forget that Craigslist is an easily viable place to earn money easily.
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>be me
>know OP listens
>be saving buckets for next pic
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>>559219558
Please tell me you are in Missouri
>>
God dammit I was so sure Op was a recent ex. Same fucking weird belly button, vagoo, and chair in pic. Fucking black hair ruined it. >>559211550
So much disappointment
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>>559220561

>not caring what anyone else thinks of you

could also be a bit of a cunt.
>>
>>559220753
Lrn2/b/
If you think you know her, you dont.
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>>559220753

You don't live in the British Columbia area do you? I had some long distance side-corn over there who looks remotely like OP but with short RED hair.
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>>559220759
poor faggot nigger is upset cause OP is more a man than he'll ever be, and more woman than he'll ever get.
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>>559216975
Im not, I have lots of work and I like my job, pays me great.
Basically, im rich and dont like golddiggers. So I prefer to fuck with models or "escorts". I wouldnt ever fuck one of those you see on the street. Ive paid about 6K for 4 models in one night. Thats the most Ive paid.
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>>559219804
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>>559221084
Does it really take you that long to post a pic
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>>559221084
why are you taking so long to reply and stuff? No complaints from me but your thread might die if you're not careful...
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>>559219985
You literally dont know how good you have it, austrailia economy is basically the envy of the entire world, you are better of there than 95% of the world. I know this because I have been living all over the world my entire life.

You are obviously a dumbass little edgy teenager living in his moms basement who is far too stupid and shitty at life to know what he's talking about
>>
>>559221084

That mole between your breasts is identical to my wife, actually.
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>>559221023
Her time posts are EST.
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>>559221084
post lips, not face just lips
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>>559221023

Fucking "missed connections magoo" over here. Jesus man, stay on point. Either fight pointless troll fights, white knight, beg openly, or assert some weird ass desire for us to think your ID sex0red someone shaped like OP, but fuck bro not all of the above. There's no prize for number of posts.
>>
>>559221057

Whoah there boy, don't aspie so hard.

my comment had nothing to do with OP. Just the notion that a person who doesn't care what anyone elses thinks, might be a cunt
>>
>>559221084
Still hoping OP is in Missouri
>>
>>559221175

Busy with other things. It is mostly arguing anyway. Getting a bit boring.
>>
>>559221075

Dude, you are paying for sex. That is pretty lonely. IF, you really are rich, here is my advice (from one rich man who likes side-corn) to another-- Find a hot bisexual girl who is loyal to you. Be sincere to her and treat her right and she will stay, then use her attractiveness to attract other bi girls to toss all the side-corn you want WITH her. Free, easy, much more fun.
>>
>>559218510
this
>>
>>559221298
If you are bored then why not go on cam? Would be way more fun and interesting
>>
>>559221209
>found the non-Australian who doesn't know shit.

You do realise that we have a new government who's sole mission is destroy that right?
>>
>>559221298

sharpie in pooper shot, spread or fingering vag shot

You'll find the arguments disappear
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>>559221298
Still have buckets queued up for fingie in the vagoo
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>>559221298
come on the camchat then!
>>
Could you post a pic of you spreading your pussy as wide as possible?
>>
>>559221298
Fucking hell! Please say you're in Aus! I would pay what ever you asked just to stand next to you.
>>
>>559221282
I saw the webm of the movie this was from the other day, shit was cash
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>>559221257

I wasn't talking to her, I was talking to "I hoped you were an ex of mine"

>>559221282

Nope, I'm just here to dick off while I am baked off my mind. Isn't that what 4gag is pretty much for these days?
>>
>>559221617

420 blaze it
>>
>>559221298
That is one incredibly bangin' ass you have there OP. 200 bucks to shoot my load in it, how about it?
>>
thread is dead
>>
Perhaps OP reads at 3rd grade level
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>>559221579
>>559221579
>I would pay what ever you asked just to stand next to you.
You give new meaning to the word pathetic.
>>
>>559207589
locate your nearest brothel
>>
A couple fingers.
>>
>>559221968

:D
>>
>>559221968
Noice
>>
>>559221968
how about a finger in that sexy ass?
>>
>>559221898

I can guarantee I don't. I could play dumb if you wanted me to.
>>
>>559221968
How about some cam. So we won't be bored waiting.
>>
>>559221968

Would fucking eat you for days.

Captcha: Surrogate Budoir (spooky)
>>
>>559216128
winrar
>>
>>559221968
OP, if you're serious about wanting to start hooking, you should post your location.
>>
>>559221968

anal grape pls
>>
>>559207589

Craigslist or Backpage. Say you are looking for "Generous Gentlemen" and put $ signs everywhere. Else find a black guy to be your pimp.
>>
>>559221968
What would be the rate that you charge for dick sucking?
>>
>>559221968
Please put those fingers in your ass now
>>
>>559222109

Ok, seriously.. how much do you want, OP? You're only one TZ away from me here..
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>>559207589

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3r1c9UU5rk
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>>559207589
Show face then we'll talk
>>
>>559221209
>claiming to know anything about the Australian economy

Stop saying words, you're bad at it.
>>
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For once a femanon followed the rules.
>>
>>559222109

Answer OP was looking for was
"actually want to"?

Fun timez OP, gonna pass out on my
Oxytocin cascade.
>>
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>>559207589
Live free

http://annaxxx18.tumblr.com/
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Wow your pussy from top to bottom is bigger than my dick, and it's average size or at least that's what my gf tells me. Also you can fit your whole fist in there... Don't be shy!!!!!
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>>559221968

You have fed them, the cam request floodgates have been opened. Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate.
>>
>>559222273

lol'd
>>
>>559221579
You are making me want to throw up, cry and cringe at the same time.
You are a despicable faggot.
>>
>>559221209

Come back to me when I stop being Bavarian and then talk to me about the economy.
>>
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>>559222109

Built like that, stands up self, but still listens. Hmm. OP's gonna be ok.
>>
>>559221370
Never thought of that, I mean its going to be hard I barely go out with my real friends mostly inside the job (conferences with pricks and very few people I acttually like) but its a great idea.
And yes, im rich, 23 and im a cofounder of a new aeronautical company thats growing really quick.
Thanks /b/ro.
>>
>>559222109
Don't u have snapchat, kik or whatsapp? I nee dot talk to you more. I would fuck you till you bleed.
>>
>>559221084
>>
I've seen these tits before somewhere........
>>
OP seems very submissive. If you want attention OP email me at my throw away. I will give you strict orders and fill your desire to be used.

[email protected]
>>
ITT: horny virgins
>>
>>559218145
How much for anal?
>>
>>559222395
I suppose you don't have the original of that without the shitty 9faggot watermark on it?

I've been looking for that for ages...
>>
>>559222774
You cant just randomly pick out a female in the hopes its them
>>
>>559220930
Get some friends heaven, all you do is harass me man. Just trying to stay optimistic that my ex is gargling copious amounts of cock for money like this buttslut look alike Op.
>>
It's been fun, /b/. I think I am going to head out and get some sleep.
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>>559222774
You're a fucking idiot.
>>
>>559222774
you blind? not even remotely close, try again
>>
>>559222681

I have already gotten two girls that way; also (and this is a big one), you have a witness on your side if they go crazy and start saying you raped them or some stupid shit.

>Restaurant owner in one of the top food towns in the US. Also, my ancestors were very rich noblemen and knew how to invest.
>>
>>559223034
Wait,
would you do skype sessions for money?
>>
>>559207589
Well you're gonna need to find a pimp first. Now obviously 4chan is the #1 place to find pimps, so lucky for you your dick sucking career is in good hands.
>>
>>559223170

Depends on what I would be doing and how much you would be paying.
>>
Archived 4archive.org/b/thread/559207589
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>>559223272
well if you're leaving we could work that out later.
You can get me on.
Theanon666
>>
>>559223272

Whoa whoa whoa- I'm all oldfaggin' it in this 3 hour thread, and you jump at this guy before any of my offers?

I'm down for mutual skype play for pay if that floats your goat.
>>
>>559223272
Anal and pussy. Mayby both, €20,-?
>>
>>559223034
wait. only 1 more question. what colour is your hair?
>>
>>559221968
>>559223272
You are delicious op. I would pay good money if I was into that sort of thing. Gl out there
>>
>>559223272
Answer me, you little bitch.
>>
>>559223634
>>559223498
>>559223458

As I have already said OP, ut sementem feceris ita metes.
>>
>>559223272
If someone could prove they were clean of STDs, would you do raw?
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>>559223272

We can work this out away from here.

Shoot an email whenever you're comfortable to [email protected] w/a piece of you or your background I'll recognize and we can set it up so everyone's comfortable

Really was fun- wouldn't mind if you ever wanted to talk too.
>>
>>
>>559207589
Offer to. Suck someone's dick for cash. When they produce the cash, suck that dick
>>
kamille?
>>
we should see OPs next pic by 2017
>>
>ITT desperation
Never change /b/
>>
>>559216342
>>559223272
Interested in paying for a cam session, email and we can discuss details
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How about you pay me to skype, you little slut!
>>
Now the scam artists come out, OP dont do shit until they pay.

>stay mad faggots
>>
>>559215226
hahahaha i lost my shit. well done
>>
By the way, I am a minor. And it is illegal for my pics to be up here. I did not expect it to get archived.
>>
>>559225017
I KNEW IT
>>
>>559218145
i wouldnt pay to fuck you, but i would be your friend for free
>>
>>559225017
I take back everything i said.
I don't want you on my skype.
I don't want to fuck you.
You're a total cunt for putting people in this position and if we get v& i hope you get raped by a hippo.
>>
I am only 15 years old so if you could get this thread taken down, it'd be appreciated. Thanks.
>>
>>559225331
See you at school in two weeks
>>
>>559225331
>I am only 15 years old
You fucking moron. I never would have even opened this thread, had I known this. Thanks a lot.
>>
>>559225331
>0/10

Feel regrets slut?
>>
>>559211550
if I paid for it, I would totes fuck you.
>>
>>559225547
>/b/
>>
>>559225331
Someone has been reported, dun dun dun dun dun
>>
>tfw no one realised this>>559225331
If she isn't going to want your money then what do you think
>>
>>559225017
>>559225331
I hope you get raided for distributed child pornography, faggot.
>>
>>559226038
What?

I'd also like to add that if she's telling the truth about her age, OP is in even more potential trouble than anyone else that has participated in this thread. So have fun with that.
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