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Do it niggers http://dildo-generator.com/

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Do it niggers
http://dildo-generator.com/
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"The Eggholder"
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bump
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Someone make a dildo sword for OP please
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it's beautiful and for fat chicks
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>>558963672
Ze rocket
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>>558964763
"The Excalibur"
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>>558963672
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The "Excalibur"
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OPs dildo
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>>558965565
Mines fucking better niggerfagget. And you stole my name. Get gud or get gone.
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shove this up your ass without puncturing your rectal walls, win a million dollars
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>>558963672
Mushroom cap
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>>558965961
lol forgot pic
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>>558965847
make it a carnival game, like the spinning hoop on the wire thing
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>>558965565
>>558965818
Yours is too hard to shove up OPs peehole therefore rendering it useless
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>>558966119
if anything its just the opposite! he's got the thin penis probe and you're rockin a baseball bat! haha
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>>558964301
the egg
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The Stretcher
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>>558966034
good luck pulling that out.
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>>558963672

guys
am I doing it right
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>>558963672
They should use this program to teach volumes of revolutions in calculus classes.

They can call it dildos of revolutions.
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Sharp to get in those hard to reach anal.
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I dont even know.
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>>558966801
That looks air worthy
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I call it the umbrella. It's designed for children with very little pocket money.

http://www.dildo-generator.com/gallery/?public_hash=d309faf233c90de634f53bab9a148755
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>>558966119
You fucking moron, mines thinner. It would go right up any fucking P hole in the universe so get fucked and change the name of your dildo or DUEL ME IRL FAGTETI
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>>558966607
I call it... the TCruze
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"The Pawn"
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>>558967234
kek
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the wormhole
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"The Turbine"
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>>558967234
Someone make a whole fucking chess set.
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>wut.png
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>>558963672
what is this i don't even
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The Novice
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>>558967342
holy shit then you stick em up a couple pornstar's asses and you play a game of chess with em
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The brutalizer
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>>558966607
"THE KISSING PENISES"
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the acorn
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>>558967402
Back to tumblr pls
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>>558967342
Ill start on the bishop now
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>>558967234
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I call it "The Looney Toons"
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>>558965613
>>558965565
>not knowing how to sword
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The Doggy Dong
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>>558967514
Yes! Capturing a piece leads to the person/piece that is caught being dominated by the one catching it.
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>>558967620
How is that tumblr exactly?
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For experienced fags
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I just wanna be /fit/
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>>558967704
"th-th-tha-that's all folks!"
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The Leafcock
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>>558963672
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>>558967342
>>558967514
>>558967629
>>558967652
>>558967816
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Dumbell
>>558967912
beat me to it
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I call it "The summer sky"
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>>558967897
>I don't even
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the ogre
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>>558967704
>>558967914
lol

>>558967816
>
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"The Fleshlight"

Stick your dick in it, or stick in it your ass! Your choice!
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The iPhone
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>>558967910
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>>558968252
Forgot pic
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>>558967816
and it'll also be an interratial since one side is black and one side is white
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i made cup
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>>558968167
holy fuck hahaha
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the turnip
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The Lancer's Arrow
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>>558968386
Each side is 50% male and 50% female. All audiences will enjoy.
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behold, the "Anal Impaler"

The fucking "system" thinks my name is spam, therefor, i need to simplify it to this shit name.
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>>558967234
"The Bishop"
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>>558968515
The Chalice Phallus
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>>558968738
so 25 % of each team is gay ?
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The artist
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I call it "The Jesus"
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I call it "OP"
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>>558968859
Just have them all be bi/pan, maybe throw some femboys/traps &tomboys in too.
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This should feel good.
ONLY FOR ADVANCED FAGGS
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>>558968865
That looks like a stealth fleshlight that also functions as decor.
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>>558968245
"OR BOTH"
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>>558963672
The liberty bell
Merica
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>>558963672
mfw all the dildos look like chess pieces
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For all ze jews
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>>558963672
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>>558965847
top kek
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>>558969014
Ok , we need to discuss the sex positions of the piece take "animation"
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The Rapturecastrator
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The Cuban Pete.
It goes chick-chicky-boom
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By the power of Odin
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>>558968776
"The Rook"
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The Musketeer

(see, it even has a nose. And a hat!)
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the dart
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The "Bee Sting"
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>>558969904
Hookah anyone?
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>>558969980
>sell this design to japan
>$$$$
>PROFIT
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I call it the SNES
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The inch-worm
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>>558969904
"The Totem Pole"
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THE MIGHTY ANTENNA
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>>558969578
I don't know what to do at this part, perhaps someone else could think it up? I would volunteer to be part of this game, I am a femboy that is working on becoming a trap.
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The Table Lamp
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The Tiny Dick
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the exaust
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>>558968925
this is the cover to the next Justice album
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the anus destroyer
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>>558970370
The op*
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The Holy Grail
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>>558965847
I dub it
"The bum-tack"
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vlad the impaler
mightn't look like much but it's 5m high
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The plunger
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>>558970546
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>>558970126
go for it bro
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>>558968245
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the DREAMEEEEEEH
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>>558963672
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>>558970803
Sorry. This is

the DREAMEEEEEEH
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someone make a horse cock i'm too lazy
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The crash cimbal
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OP's dick.
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The Reverse Prolapse
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>>558970984
Yes, please.
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The Fleshlight 2.0

(part 1)
The Whole Figure
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>>558971193
(part 2)
The Fleshlight

Maximized length for extra pleasure. Coated with ridges for the best experience.
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>>558967514
Yes.
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>>558969723
kek
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"Around the World in 80 Anuses"
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"I WANT TO BELIEVE"
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>>558971193
>>558971315
(part 3)
The Nipple

A nipple that can easily go in one's ass. Meant to resemble a real nipple.
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>>558971193
>>558971315
>>558971429

All these components with ensure that Fleshlight 2.0 is the best fleshlight/dildo you'll ever own.

Buy one now and get one free for the low, low price of 19.95! (plus shipping and handling)
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>>558963672
Light at the end of the tunnel
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>>558971429
The nipple also ensures a small hole so when there's cum in the fleshlight part it can squirt out the nipple like a lactation. Stick the nipple in your ass while doing this and it will feel like someone's actually blowing a load inside you!
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The Reverberator

For maximum Pleasure
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The Barstool
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The Crayola
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I like this thread
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The edgy
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The Psychadelic
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>>558973880
Forgot pic
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The Trilby
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>>558966596
Who said anything about pulling it out?
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>>558964301
"The Dragon Egg"
>ever wonder what it feels like to give birth?
>now you can!
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The Mad Hatter
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Oh jesus christ what
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>>558974792
Fuck forgot pic again
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my attempt to horse
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The "UFO"
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>>558968814
Top kek
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>>558970572
So much kek
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>>558969654
Audibly chuckled.
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The Executioner
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>>558975047
unidentified fucking object
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The Danger Will Robinson
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>>558968752
the "Anus in Pain-us"
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"the jousting jumbo jet"
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>>558976104
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>>558969068
the sonic boom
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The cobra
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>>558963672

Gentlemen. I give you, Hell on Wheels!
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Simplicity is best
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>>558969751
Please continue
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The Punching Bag
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>>558976457
No, pls. That isn't right
>>
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The Macbook Air.
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>>558966034
god damnit, should've lurked moar b4 i made dildo
>>
The Prostate Pulverizer.
>>
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"The Bee Sting"

You can't really see it but there's a hole in the stinger too
>>
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The doorknob
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The Horn
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The Christmas Tree
>>
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Forgot pic
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>>558976742
Whatcha mean this isnt rightq
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>>558977112
For when I'm ready to open up that booty.
>>
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"the addict"
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"the nagisaki"
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>>558977346
You're a sick fuck. If someone used that it would kill them!
>>
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>>558976836
The Pacifier
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>>558977403
>topkek
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>>558976836
.... That's a phone.
>>
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>>558977403
>>
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>>558977353

hue hue
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>>558971391
master kek
>>
>>558977661

banana phone?
>>
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>>558963672
>>
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The jet engine
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>>558972697
fucking lol
>>
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King me
>>
>>558977112

Fucking lost
>>
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the acorn
>>
>>558976123
>For knights who want to practice with themselves
>>
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the fedora
>>
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>>558963672
The escape artist
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>>558966607
dueling cocks
>>
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The Horse

modelled after a real horses dick
>>
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>>558975698
>>
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"The Michelin Man"
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>>558980683
Very poorly done.
>>
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>>558980865
toppest of keks

I also add my own, the lamp
>>
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The BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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>>558981072
lol'd
>>
>>558978127
9/11
Would fly up ass
>>
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>>558981072
>>
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The Orange Jewser
>>
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>>558974683
i can't believe this isn't a real thing
>>
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>>558963672
The Judas Chair (dildo)
>>
>>558981862
It is real.
>>
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>>558963672
i call it the pancake maker
>>
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I call it the "limp lamp"
in reality it would be extremely wobbly
>>
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"The Olympic Torch"
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mine
>>
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>>558982168
this is a more sharp and stronger model call the "lomp"
>>
does anyone have the alfed hichcock?
>>
>>558982465
This would fit exceptionally great into my ass

8.75/10 would plug
>>
>>558982078
>>
>>558975047
its like having an orgasm that out of this world-Elton john

for when you want a close encounter of a 3rd kind in your own home try the UFO.
brought to by baddragon.com in stock now
>>
and I call this one "Gone Home"
>>
>>558978695
really impressive
>>
>>558983115
Because it's already gone
>>
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>>558983115
forgot the model
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>>558982465
Oh god, why would you do that to yourself? Do you even know how painful that looks? Literally any other one in the thread would feel better than that.
>>
>>558976768
"The Jam Lamp
>>
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I call it: The Apple
>>
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Lo-res version of The Bong Dong
>>
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hors d
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>>558966793
more like painal
>>
>>558969013
the toppest of keks
>>
>>558963672
Heart Of Gold
>>
>>558978695
10/10
>>
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>>558967035
>>
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>>558976314
>>
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>>558981072
10/10
>>
>>558970572
impressive
>>
image limit reached, need new thread
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>>558981072
idk why but I really enjoy your ID
>>
>>558984219
>last image
>worth it

everyone needs to know the greatness of making your ass into a car engine
>>
>>558982875
2gud4me
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