Do it niggers http://dildo-generator.com/

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"The Eggholder"

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bump

Someone make a dildo sword for OP please

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it's beautiful and for fat chicks

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>>558963672
Ze rocket

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>>558964763
"The Excalibur"

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>>558963672

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The "Excalibur"

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OPs dildo

>>558965565
Mines fucking better niggerfagget. And you stole my name. Get gud or get gone.

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shove this up your ass without puncturing your rectal walls, win a million dollars

>>558963672
Mushroom cap

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>>558965961
lol forgot pic

>>558965847
make it a carnival game, like the spinning hoop on the wire thing

>>558965565
>>558965818
Yours is too hard to shove up OPs peehole therefore rendering it useless

>>558966119
if anything its just the opposite! he's got the thin penis probe and you're rockin a baseball bat! haha

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>>558964301
the egg

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The Stretcher

>>558966034
good luck pulling that out.

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>>558963672

guys
am I doing it right

>>558963672
They should use this program to teach volumes of revolutions in calculus classes.

They can call it dildos of revolutions.

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Sharp to get in those hard to reach anal.

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I dont even know.

>>558966801
That looks air worthy

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I call it the umbrella. It's designed for children with very little pocket money.

http://www.dildo-generator.com/gallery/?public_hash=d309faf233c90de634f53bab9a148755

>>558966119
You fucking moron, mines thinner. It would go right up any fucking P hole in the universe so get fucked and change the name of your dildo or DUEL ME IRL FAGTETI

>>558966607
I call it... the TCruze

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"The Pawn"

>>558967234
kek

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the wormhole

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"The Turbine"

>>558967234
Someone make a whole fucking chess set.

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>wut.png

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>>558963672
what is this i don't even

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The Novice

>>558967342
holy shit then you stick em up a couple pornstar's asses and you play a game of chess with em

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The brutalizer

>>558966607
"THE KISSING PENISES"

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the acorn

>>558967402
Back to tumblr pls

>>558967342
Ill start on the bishop now

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>>558967234

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I call it "The Looney Toons"

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>>558965613
>>558965565
>not knowing how to sword

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The Doggy Dong

>>558967514
Yes! Capturing a piece leads to the person/piece that is caught being dominated by the one catching it.

>>558967620
How is that tumblr exactly?

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For experienced fags

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I just wanna be /fit/

>>558967704
"th-th-tha-that's all folks!"

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The Leafcock

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>>558963672

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>>558967342
>>558967514
>>558967629
>>558967652
>>558967816

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Dumbell
>>558967912
beat me to it

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I call it "The summer sky"

>>558967897
>I don't even

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the ogre

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>>558967704
>>558967914
lol

>>558967816
>

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"The Fleshlight"

Stick your dick in it, or stick in it your ass! Your choice!

The iPhone

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>>558967910

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>>558968252
Forgot pic

>>558967816
and it'll also be an interratial since one side is black and one side is white

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i made cup

>>558968167
holy fuck hahaha

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the turnip

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The Lancer's Arrow

>>558968386
Each side is 50% male and 50% female. All audiences will enjoy.

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behold, the "Anal Impaler"

The fucking "system" thinks my name is spam, therefor, i need to simplify it to this shit name.

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>>558967234
"The Bishop"

>>558968515
The Chalice Phallus

>>558968738
so 25 % of each team is gay ?

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The artist

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I call it "The Jesus"

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I call it "OP"

>>558968859
Just have them all be bi/pan, maybe throw some femboys/traps &tomboys in too.

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This should feel good.
ONLY FOR ADVANCED FAGGS

>>558968865
That looks like a stealth fleshlight that also functions as decor.

>>558968245
"OR BOTH"

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>>558963672
The liberty bell
Merica

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>>558963672
mfw all the dildos look like chess pieces

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For all ze jews

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>>558963672

>>558965847
top kek

>>558969014
Ok , we need to discuss the sex positions of the piece take "animation"

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The Rapturecastrator

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The Cuban Pete.
It goes chick-chicky-boom

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By the power of Odin

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>>558968776
"The Rook"

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The Musketeer

(see, it even has a nose. And a hat!)

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the dart

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The "Bee Sting"

>>558969904
Hookah anyone?

>>558969980
>sell this design to japan
>$$$$
>PROFIT

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I call it the SNES

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The inch-worm

>>558969904
"The Totem Pole"

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THE MIGHTY ANTENNA

>>558969578
I don't know what to do at this part, perhaps someone else could think it up? I would volunteer to be part of this game, I am a femboy that is working on becoming a trap.

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The Table Lamp

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The Tiny Dick

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the exaust

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>>558968925
this is the cover to the next Justice album

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the anus destroyer

>>558970370
The op*

The Holy Grail

>>558965847
I dub it
"The bum-tack"

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vlad the impaler
mightn't look like much but it's 5m high

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The plunger

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>>558970546

>>558970126
go for it bro

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>>558968245

the DREAMEEEEEEH

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>>558963672

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>>558970803
Sorry. This is

the DREAMEEEEEEH

someone make a horse cock i'm too lazy

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The crash cimbal

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OP's dick.

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The Reverse Prolapse

>>558970984
Yes, please.

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The Fleshlight 2.0

(part 1)
The Whole Figure

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>>558971193
(part 2)
The Fleshlight

Maximized length for extra pleasure. Coated with ridges for the best experience.

>>558967514
Yes.

>>558969723
kek

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"Around the World in 80 Anuses"

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"I WANT TO BELIEVE"

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>>558971193
>>558971315
(part 3)
The Nipple

A nipple that can easily go in one's ass. Meant to resemble a real nipple.

>>558971193
>>558971315
>>558971429

All these components with ensure that Fleshlight 2.0 is the best fleshlight/dildo you'll ever own.

Buy one now and get one free for the low, low price of 19.95! (plus shipping and handling)

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>>558963672
Light at the end of the tunnel

>>558971429
The nipple also ensures a small hole so when there's cum in the fleshlight part it can squirt out the nipple like a lactation. Stick the nipple in your ass while doing this and it will feel like someone's actually blowing a load inside you!

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The Reverberator

For maximum Pleasure

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The Barstool

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The Crayola

I like this thread

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The edgy

The Psychadelic

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>>558973880
Forgot pic

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The Trilby

>>558966596
Who said anything about pulling it out?

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>>558964301
"The Dragon Egg"
>ever wonder what it feels like to give birth?
>now you can!

The Mad Hatter

Oh jesus christ what

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>>558974792
Fuck forgot pic again

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my attempt to horse

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The "UFO"

>>558968814
Top kek

>>558970572
So much kek

>>558969654
Audibly chuckled.

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The Executioner

>>558975047
unidentified fucking object

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The Danger Will Robinson

>>558968752
the "Anus in Pain-us"

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"the jousting jumbo jet"

>>558976104

>>558969068
the sonic boom

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The cobra

>>558963672

Gentlemen. I give you, Hell on Wheels!

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Simplicity is best

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>>558969751
Please continue

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The Punching Bag

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>>558976457
No, pls. That isn't right

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The Macbook Air.

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>>558966034
god damnit, should've lurked moar b4 i made dildo

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The Prostate Pulverizer.

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"The Bee Sting"

You can't really see it but there's a hole in the stinger too

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The doorknob

The Horn

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The Christmas Tree

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Forgot pic

>>558976742
Whatcha mean this isnt rightq

>>558977112
For when I'm ready to open up that booty.

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"the addict"

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"the nagisaki"

>>558977346
You're a sick fuck. If someone used that it would kill them!

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>>558976836
The Pacifier

>>558977403
>topkek

>>558976836
.... That's a phone.

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>>558977403

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>>558977353

hue hue

>>558971391
master kek

>>558977661

banana phone?

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>>558963672

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The jet engine

>>558972697
fucking lol

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King me

>>558977112

Fucking lost

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the acorn

>>558976123
>For knights who want to practice with themselves

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the fedora

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>>558963672
The escape artist

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>>558968120
>>558968167
>>558968925
>>558969654
>>558971090
>>558973465
>>558976836
>>558977360
>>558977403
>>558977661
>>558978695

>>558966607
dueling cocks

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The Horse

modelled after a real horses dick

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>>558975698

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"The Michelin Man"

>>558980683
Very poorly done.

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>>558980865
toppest of keks

I also add my own, the lamp

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The BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>558981072
lol'd

>>558978127
9/11
Would fly up ass

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>>558981072

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The Orange Jewser

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>>558974683
i can't believe this isn't a real thing

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>>558963672
The Judas Chair (dildo)

>>558981862
It is real.

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>>558963672
i call it the pancake maker

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I call it the "limp lamp"
in reality it would be extremely wobbly

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"The Olympic Torch"

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mine

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>>558982168
this is a more sharp and stronger model call the "lomp"

does anyone have the alfed hichcock?

>>558982465
This would fit exceptionally great into my ass

8.75/10 would plug

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>>558982078

>>558975047
its like having an orgasm that out of this world-Elton john

for when you want a close encounter of a 3rd kind in your own home try the UFO.
brought to by baddragon.com in stock now

and I call this one "Gone Home"

>>558978695
really impressive

>>558983115
Because it's already gone

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>>558983115
forgot the model

>>558982465
Oh god, why would you do that to yourself? Do you even know how painful that looks? Literally any other one in the thread would feel better than that.

>>558976768
"The Jam Lamp

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I call it: The Apple

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Lo-res version of The Bong Dong

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hors d

>>558966793
more like painal

>>558969013
the toppest of keks

>>558963672
Heart Of Gold

>>558978695
10/10

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>>558967035

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>>558976314

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>>558981072
10/10

>>558970572
impressive

image limit reached, need new thread

>>558981072
idk why but I really enjoy your ID

>>558984219
>last image
>worth it

everyone needs to know the greatness of making your ass into a car engine

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2gud4me