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OPERATION LIA MARIE JIZZSON Lia Marie Johnson turns 18 this

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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OPERATION LIA MARIE JIZZSON

Lia Marie Johnson turns 18 this november. What /b/ is going to do is this:

Each participating anon donates 10 dollars, five to her and five to a charity of her choice (so she has an out and looks like she isn't taking the money out of slutiness). With the amount of horny anons, we can easily raise 400k-1,000,000 USD. She won't be able to resist as this will help her acting career.

All we request? She film one porno. We are respectful about it, but have anons negotiate with her to see what she is comfortable doing (hopefully blowjob, fuck and facial). Then we hold a lottery and one lucky anon gets to star in the porno. Or as a show of good faith, we give Moot the honor. I say we give moot the honor.

We then have the greatest porno ever made and she gets to make her acting dreams come true. win/win

WHO'S WITH ME?
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guiz?
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>>558409927
I could just upload file from the time we got drunk and she sucked me off, but it's really nothing special as she's pretty inexperienced. And I have an old, dumb phone and I'd have to text it to an email address, etc etc and fuck all that.
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>>558409927
If anyone fucks that face it's gonna be me.
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Lia is a good girl.

Shed never go for that.
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>>558410401
or you know, you're lying.
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>>558410427
Like said, everyone wants to fuck her face, which is why we agree it is either Moot or hold a drawing.
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> With the amount of horny anons, we can easily raise 400k-1,000,000 USD

uh, in five years you would raise half that if every interested /b/tard donated (after begging mommy and daddy).

There aren't that many active posters. There's a decent amount of lurkers, but posters? No.
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>>558410683
or let her choose.
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No rim jobs, no donations son
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>>558409927
Oh OP so hopeful and naive, and faggy. So full of cum...
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>>558410667
It seems that I can't trust you sir skeleton so i believe him.
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>>558410461
>2016-1.5
>thinking any girl as hot as her is innocent by the time she turns 18
>especially after openly talking about slutty shit
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>>558409927
Who the fuck is Lia Marie Johnson?
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There's probably like 40 people on /b/ right now.

Even if everyone took part, we'd barely cover the cost of the condoms.
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>>558409927
youre a fucking retard
1. she wont do that
2.
>we give moot the honour
but moot is gay you dumb faggot.
god you kids are fucking stupid as fuck
she would probably do a "sexy" photoshoot but that would be about it.
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>>558410667
i guess>>558410401 was telling the truth
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>>558410793
The lurkers would donate too, we would set up a seperate fund-raising site and get people from all over the web who have a thing for her to donate. >>558410876
We may end up agreeing to let her choose, so unless you look like Zac Efron, you are out of the pool. The porno would still rule though
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>>558410401
No you didn't.
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>>558411226
On the main page it says how many people are on, there are sometimes upwards of 100-200k on 4chan, most on/b/, at any given time
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>>558410401
Ok
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>>558410886
>implying you have money to donate even if the porno is produced written and directed by you
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Let's just find and molest her with our anacondas.
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>>558411226
no theres waaaay more people on 4chan at all times. op is just one stupid motherfucker.
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>>558411394
This place wouldn't exist if not for moot, and he is clearly not a faggot. Bi maybe, but he has been with girls I'm pretty sure, and no man with a pulse (gay or not) would turn down the opprotunity with Lia
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>>558411714
Is that a really pretty dude?
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>>558409927
This is never going to happen but oh lord satan do I support it.

You have my peen.
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>>558409927
are you stupid ?
or just how stupid are you ?

This girl has an aspiring media career coming her way, do you really and truly think this would ever fly ?

How old are you kid ?
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>>558412079
that's lia you fuckknuckle
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>>558410427
>we agree
You mean you said
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I would be content with just seeing her bare tits or ass.
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Quite possibly the hardest I've laughed on /b/ in a while.

I mean I'd totally support it, in whatever parallel universe op lives in
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>>558412580
lel, like even that's ever going to happen :|
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I wouldn't give the bitch five dollars to suck MY dick, much less to WATCH her suck someone elses.

WTF is wrong with you? This is THE most pitiful thing I've ever heard, and I been trapped in this shithole for years
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>>558412646
op is a naive dumb motherfucker
>hey guys lets DDOS google
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After slapping her around with my phallus and video taping her pissing, I promise to donate 10 dollars.
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Not that desperate, OP.
Her face reminds me of Zune a little.
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>>558412079
Yeah, it's a trap. I say this with shame and regret, having found that out after I fapped to a seemingly innocent picture of it.
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>>558412646
I know it is a loft aspiration, but... so was going to the moon, but we did it through perseverance and determination, not because it was easy, but because it was hard.

Lia makes us hard, horny, and determined. We can pull it off in this universe.
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We aren't your army and aren't going to pay some inexperienced bitch to suck dick for us or charity.
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Who the hell is she? I don't recognize her name, picture, or any of the things in her Wikipedia article. It's like a parallel universe with different celebrities and fame platforms entirely.
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>>558409927
Let's 404 this before the cancer spreads. She's not worth our time or money. I could easily get a girl who looks just like her drink and make a good porno out of it.
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>>558413663
get off 4chan
i am not a huge fan of hers but every fucking person in every non-anime 4chan board knows her
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>>558409927
>turns 18
you lost 98% of /b/ right there nigger
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>>558410667
Don't you try to ruin our hope, fucking bonebag
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Well why the fuck not? Hail mary.
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>>558409927
I want Rocko to be the guy who fucks her
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>>558409927
You're asking /b/ for 1,000,000 USD to get a random bitch that nobody knows/cares for to make porno that she won't do?
OP fucking die.
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>mfw everyone donates and she doesn't do shit
>mfw no face

honestly this is the most stupid shit ive ever read, keep masturbating op.
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I too have a video of her drunk, I know her personally. Guide me to a place to upload, /b/ros.
Her bust size is around mid 30 C's
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>>558414379
For once heaven isn't a dumb fuck
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>>558414591
Anonfiles.
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>>558414591

you have my attention stranger
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>>558414379
There is another option. Maybe I convince her to do it for free even. A leaked "sex tape" of her lets her save face while catapulting her into the public eye (like the Kardashians), plus we still get the porno. I'm not just saying I should try, but every anon who happens to run into her could talk to her about it. She could have her own reality TV show on E! next year
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If this would work, it'd be the greatest development in human history after E=mc2.

AndmI'm usually into asian chicks. Problem is, it would ruin her up coming clean acting career before it began.

So no. She'd be retarded if she were to agree.

Also, moot is gay. So I'll have to jump on this grenade (for the team, and for science).

Tell me how I can donate. The loss of 10 bux is worth the unlikely reward.
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>>558414591
>>558410401

I am monitoring this thread.
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O i am laffin, how old is op? 12? that shit sounds autistic as fuck, might aswell just buy her a present and tell her to give a shout out to the guys from b
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She is an attreactive girl, but shiggidy diggy
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>>558415143
Shut the fuck up retard, leave and never come back.
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>>558414591
Dropbox or megashare. Easy.
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dumb idea, bumpin anyway
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>she officially stated to be a democrat

>mfw her useless nigger-loving flesh bears no further attraction to me anymore
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>>558414591
I'll bite. Anonfiles would work.

You should post a screenshot of the video.
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>>558414591
megashare
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>>558416228
She's a rich teenage girl who grew up in an essentially gated community and never did shit for her money except make dumb videos on youtube. Of course she's going to be a liberal fucktard.
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>>558416228
Most kids say that because kids are fucking retarded, they generally grow out of it
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>>558414591
how the hell do you know her bust size?
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>>558416414
If i recall correctly, shes underage
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>>558416852
nope.
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>>558416852
November came early this year
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>>558416852
if i recall correctly, you're a faggot
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>>558416948
>>558416852
"Lia Marie Johnson turns 18 this november. What /b/ is going to do is this:"

niggas step it up
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>>558416619
>18
>"kid"
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on the other hand, everyone here is fucking retarded anyways, so you might as well OP
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>>558412290
No its not you dumb nigger its Charlie Somik Chan
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>>558416852
you're such a faggot
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>>558409927
who is this bitch and why should i care
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Are you really this big of a faggot where you sat down and seriously thought of this idea?
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>>558417959
When you're horny and hard your imagination goes fucking crazy.
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>>558409927
As hot as she is, i personally could't fap to her. I saw her when she was 14 or 15 on kids react and it'd just be weird. Tessa Taylor looks a little bit like her if you want porn
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>>558412991
Ehhhh that hurt to watch, those spoiled little shits
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>>558416228
>>558416609
>>558416619
How is caring for other people a negative? The only reason people become republitards is because the grow more selfish and entitled in their old age. It's pathetic. Care for people other than yourselves and you'll live a far greater and better life you selfish fucktards.
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>>558409927
Seriously?
Are you fucking kidding me, OP?
All that for one porno featuring that thing?
Infatuation is a hell of a drug, I guess.
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>>558418474
>>>/pol/
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>>558418474
>not a democrat, must be a republican
b8/10

try living in the real world, dude
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>>558417342
>Lia Marie Johnson turns 18 this november.
>18
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>>558416707
its the same as your moms so we can all compare easily
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>>558409927
>raising 1 (one) million dollars for an average looking girl
>all in hopes that she would actually fuck one of the many greasy neckbeards on /b/
>implying she isnt already being fucked by an alpha nigger
This is fucking retarded and I seriously hope you don't actually believe this will work
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This is so stupid. I've never paid for porn and I'm sure as hell not paying for a chance to get this girl to do porn

This is even worse than showering a girl with gifts in hopes of getting laid. It will never work. There's nothing special about her anyway
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>>558418474
>How is caring for people negative
When you do it like democrats do today.Giving money to people who don't do shit and live off of it. I'm no republican, but democrats aren't the greatest either.
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>>558418840
They started it moron
>>558418868
There's only two options unless you count libertarians and only an ignorant cunt is a libertarian
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>>558418987
Who gives an assdamn.
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>>558418474

>2014

>ur repubricen or demurcuts?!

>nice b8 though
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>>558419048
They help people that need help. That's what a good person does. but you wouldnt know anything about that. i feel sorry for you.
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>>558409927
You dumb duck why should I give a shit about an average white girl, most charities are a scam, and you're a beta rug. We should just spend the cash on hookers and a party, or something actually lulzworthy...
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>>558417342
she's a female
they never become adults
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>>558419208
>and only an ignorant cunt is a libertarian

So you hate America and it's founding fathers and what they envisioned.

Good to know.
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>>558419508
Actually I was the president of 2 volunteer clubs throughout highschool.
Get fucked.
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>>558419002
Just sage this shit and call OP a little bitch
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>>558419663
none of them were libertarians. lern2history
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>>558410667
stfu you skeleton
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>>558419208
Start a thread on >>>/pol/ about it then.
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>>558419889
I can't comprehend this level of stupid
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>>558419889
>none of them were libertarians

Liberty = Libertarian. No big government and freedom for its people.

I bet you're anti gun and free market too.
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>>558419786
must not of done any good then. i feel sorry for your school. bunch or rich white overprivileged assholes im sure
.
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>>558414591
Do a webm and post it here
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>>558420234
Actually went to a majority black school.
Keep making shitty assumptions. It's hilarious to see you fall off of your egotistical podium/
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>>558420216
Liberty=Liberal. I can be just as stupid as you if i try really hard.
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>>558410401
this is what a compulsive liar sounds like.
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>>558414591
Did this anon leave or what?
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>>558420525
OMG, he has to post it
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>>558414591
pls
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>>558420525
Of course he did he is a pussyfooting fraud
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>>558420445
So you're black then. Good to know your a self hating african american.
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>>558420489
>Liberty=Liberal

Democraps are liberals. Classical Liberal is Libertarian.

If you're a modern liberal you support Obama and go along with whatever's trendy.
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>>558420489
kill yourself
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I want to believe. If you make a page and other anons donate, I will.
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>>558409927
I SUPPORT THIS.

As long as moot wears a robe and wizard hat.
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>>558420790
>black
Why I would never!
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>>558420808
If you thing a Liberal is a Libertarian you dont know what the fuck you are talking about. Go back to grade school. You are just too stupid for words.
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>>558409927
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>>558420790
do you understand why many black people vote democrat?

>yes massa, thanks for the free stuff massa
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>>558419869
>>558409927
OP you're a lil bitch
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>>558420489
>Liberty=Liberal.
Yeah...no. Liberals don't believe in that. Do you want a list of why?

Liberals = Left Wing Nazis
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>>558420875
Nice argument. You can't come up with an argument so you ask me to kill myself. Too stupid for words. How sad.
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>>558421098
>you dont know what the fuck you are talking about. Go back to grade school. You are just too stupid for words.
>says the socialist big brother loving democrat who hates liberty and America
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Pls don't be fake
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>>558414591
anon where u go
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>almost no pictures of Lia in the thread

Very disappointing, /b/
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>>558421123
Liberals are about helping one another that need help. Stop being a selfish assholes you white privilege piece of shit.
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>>558421683
>Stop being a selfish assholes you white privilege piece of shit.

4/10 bait. Made anons reply.
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>mfw this is now a pol thread


>>558419341
thanks based comrade
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>>558421459
I love America. I just wish the rich assholes would stop hogging all the money and paying their workers shit so we can get the economy working again. We wouldn't need to help the poor if the employers would pay them a decent wage. We have to fit the bill because they are too much of a greedy pig to pay their employees right. It's pathetic.
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>>558422120
>I love America

No you don't. Because socialism is exactly the opposite of what the founders wanted.

Do you even individual liberty?
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>>558422452
I feel sorry for you. You don't even know what socialism is. You are sad.
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>>558421123
>do you understand why many black people vote democrat?

Because liberals and the left wing media scream racism and judge blacks by the complete opposite standard they do for whites. Or maybe because blacks love the welfare state that liberals control and enjoy being 3rd class citizens that can't escape the the cycle of poverty.

Stopped caring when I realized blacks will always be racist parasites looking to start race riots every time the Democrats need a convenient boost when elections season starts.
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>>558422936
You probably don't even know any black people. You only know them from Foxnews you racist piece of shit. Go out into the real world and learn a thing or two then come back to reality moron.
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>>558422728
>You don't even know what socialism is

Evidently you don't either. Because you dodged that last part.
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>>558423259
I read all of it. Go read up on socialism then come back. You are obviously misinformed.
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>>558422120
>I love America. I just wish the rich assholes would stop hogging all the money

The Clintons are the 1% of the 1%. Left wing media claims they are very poor and humble. Their daughter makes over a half million doing nothing at NBC.
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>>558423725
And they are part of the problem. Not spending money in our economy is what is causing the economy to slow down. It's economics. Look it up.
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>>558422728
>I feel sorry for you. You don't even know what socialism is.

I'm pretty sure socialism is whatever liberals claim it to be even when reality says otherwise.
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>>558409927

am i supposed to know who this is?
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>>558423572
>You are obviously misinformed.

Oh the irony.

Answer me these.

1. Are you anti gun?
2. Are you for open borders or pro immigration?
3. Do you want everyone to be the same?
4. Do you like big government?
5. Do rights end where feelings begin?
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I think we're all missing the real goal here. Was the anons story about getting sucked off by Lia true?
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>>558409927
Can someone post a link to that neo-nazi movie she was in?

Could never find a torrent or anything of it.

Want to see it even if it sucks.

Plus, be good to have a link available to anons.
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>>558424046
Then you are obviously wrong. Stop saying what others tell you to say and start thinking for yourself you sheep.
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>>558424126
Also, how the fuck did she wind up in that? A girl as pretty as her should have lots of other opportunities. How did it happen?
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>>558411226
>condoms
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>>558424112
1. No i have many guns.
2. I'm pro legal immigration.
3. Nope
4. I'm for moderate government. For helping the needy. Against moral laws.
5. Fuck feelings. I'm for freedom not religious dogma that tells me what to do.
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>>558424112
>5. Do rights end where feelings begin?
That fucking sums up the libtards. Their butthurt can override any Bill of Rights or law at a drop of a hat.
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>>558409927

Why? How do you know she's open to doing porn? Don't you know these bitches are well off SoCal girls?
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>>558424670
I'll be wearing one. Not catching any fucking shit from all the other fags.
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>>558424746
Yeah cause religious concervatives never bitch about their butthurt feelings. Look at the gays. The poor christfags don't like gays together so they cant merry. buncha bullshit. fuck reblitards.
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>>558411130
where is this where she openly talked about slutty shit...id like to watch
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>>558424745
Alright. Let's take this to /pol/ and continue this there so we can have a proper debate.

Make a thread there about socialism and we'll discuss it.
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>>558410683

>implying "everyone"

I rather date Rachel Fenton
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>>558425286
You don't know what socialism is how can you debate it. I know what it is. I don't need to debate someone that clearly has no idea what they are talking about. It's like participating in the special olympics even if i win ill be a retard.
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>>558425529
So you won't make a thread where political anons can debate and challenge your views and instead want to stay here telling everyone they're stupid and only you know what socialism is.

That's straight up pussy shit.

You certainly lived up to the stereotype of a weasel democrap socialist.
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>>558410401
gr8 b8 m8
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>>558414591
Let's all get back on track
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Bumping for all that is good.
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>>558426659
>>558426814
>>558427070
This guy has his priorities straight
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>>558426659
>>558427070
>that nose
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>>558426659
Oh baby. This guy knows what's up
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>>558410679
ayy lmao
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>>558427762
Jesus. Her titties look so creamy.

I bet she's got big pink nipples and errythang.

>muh dik
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You wouldn't even have to get her to do a porno.

Having a succesful acting career as a youth in this day and age means that the porn will flow by itself.
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I bet she's going to turn like Miley fuckin' Cyrus.
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I would lick her butthole for days
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>>558428418
Is that Trayvon Martin?
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>>558428418
Hahaha I'm doin that shit to my friends.
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>>558426659
they just want to be free
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>>558428619
No clue mate
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>>558427458
ayy lmao
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>>558428984
ayy lmao
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>>558429395
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>>558429545
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>>558429545
ayy lmao
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>>558429395
>>558429545
>>558429638
>>558429664
/x/ pls go.
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>>558429949
ayy lmao
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>>558409927
>LIA MARIE JIZZSON
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>>558430352
no
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omal yay
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OP is a braindead fuckface that is way too obsessed. get a girlfriend, candyass
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>>558425408
http://instagram.com/rachmarifenton

She's what we in the hood call a barnburner.
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>>558430710

Haha let those plebs fight over the overrated Lia while I continue to worship this lovely lady
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LIA MARIE JOHNSON MAN.
>be me 1-2 months ago
>fair in my town
>didnt bring glasses so blind basically the whole day
>listen to this dude play a guitar and girl sing 'cocoa cocoa butter kisses'
>fall in love with girl
>after show see girl walking
>'hey good job up there, wanna ride a ride with me?'
>'sorry anon i have to go with manager but id love to!'
>'oh for sure, night!'
>now fast foward to 3 days ago
>cousin shows me video of l.m.j. singing in that fair, that day
>MFW WHEN I HIT ON LIA
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>>558431915
post the vid, for confirmation
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>>558430352
/x/ pls

stahp
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>>558432538
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgJ83uijLVU
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>>558433145
Even if you weren't bullshiting your still a faggot for playing the acoustic guitar.
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>>558411130
>> he was being fucking serious and wasn't also fucking around
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>>558433564
When did he ever say he was the one playing the guitar?
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>>558433145
wow they both are shitty singers/performers
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>>558433697
that squeal she does is af tho lol
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>>558414591
>>558410401
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>>558432651
>/x/

Hello there, newfriend.
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>>558434357
/x/

wat r u doin

/x/ pls

stahp
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ITT:
Why it pays to look good as a female without having any actual talents.

Life is pain.
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Hehehe what fun.
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>>558434580

Just sage this shit, another fuckin attention whore that faggot OP is obsessed with
404 get
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>>558434580
>implying Lia doesn't have a fuckload of talent
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>>558409927
"we are respectful about it" yeah.. no thats not gonna happen.
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>>558434580
>>558434806
>>558434848
>>558434861
Heavenception.
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>>558434861
What exactly did she do besides 'kids react to'?
You don't need a lot of talent to get filmed while watching a video. Even a stone can do that.
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>>558434996
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>>558410401
you shouldn't even say shit about it new friend.
if you have it just upload it and post a fucken link.
of course we want to see it.
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>>558435034
>fuckload
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>>558434570
>Still thinks it's /x/
>>
Are there actually any femanons on /b?
Or are they all guys pretending to be girls?
Post timestamps if you're a femanon

>Pic unrelated
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>>558435284
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Oh man don't let this thread die man, it has potential
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>>558434580
>>558434806
>>558434848
>>558434861
>>558434996
>>558435034
>>558435037
>>558435284
WE HEAVEN NOW.
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>>558435969
Indeed we do.
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>>558436305
It's happening.

Why didn't you stop it.

It's too late.
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bump ;^)
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>>558436814
it always was too late.
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>>558435969
>>558434996

We're gonna heaven this shit until it 404s because OP is a gigantic faggot
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>>558437354
Don't call it an ID.
It's the future you chose.
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>>558437958
Amen, /b/rother.
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>>558430710

How come this girl looks sometimes like chinky china-man and some times she don't?

Me so confu-say.

Plus she's not that hot
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>>558437958
We're like the Heavenluminati.
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>>558438120
where did you get the name "Heaven" from?
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>>558409927
Won't happen, /b/ is full of retarded 13 year old that can't count to five. It'd be herding cats, hell, herding cats would be easier. /b/ just lacks the organization to pull of an operation like this
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Lol thread is on autosage.
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I just wanna be part of the group
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>>558438303
That's for me to know and for you to wonder about.
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>>558438643
>herding cats would be easier.
Cat sleep most of the day anyway, so...
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>>558438303
It comes with 4chan Gold you stupid newfag.
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Heaven everywhere in this bitch.
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>>558410401
I still believe, you're proof has convinced me
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Tears in heaven is a pretty good song
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>>558438643
/b/ certainly can count to five. watch this!

1
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Hello B

Been a long time lurker and a fellow richfag
I am willing to donate 20k to the cause.
Let me know where I can make the deposit.
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>>558439594
I like that movie Heaven Can Wait.
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>>558439604
2
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>>558439604
le funny /b/ can't count meme :^)
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>>558439647
I smell bullshit.
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>>558439604

>1

ching chong potato
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>>558439604
2..
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>>558438928
g8 b8
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>>558439697
Heaven Can Wait is also a song by Iron Maiden
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>>558439604

let the thread die you stupid ass
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>>558439958
Did you see that new movie? Heaven Is For Real?
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>>558439972
>Let the thread die you stupid ass
>Bumps it
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>>558440148
le ironic comment
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>>558440274
>either a bad troll or just a newfriend
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>>558440407
just sleep deprivation
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bump :^)
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>>558440534
I heard Heaven can help.
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>inb4 404
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https://www.mediafire.com/folder/pipt8alcfrqim/liagifs

all my lia gifs and a zip file
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>>558409927
Advice for Lia:
Emigrate to Russia. You won't get at least this kind of harassment there.
>>
what's in the "lia.rar" folder?
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>>558442536
More gifs
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>>558442089
>>558442536
all the lia gifs so that you don't have to download them separately
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>>558442878
ah got it
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>>558409927
Or we could be 1337 edgy hax0rz and blackmail her.
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She wouldn't do that because she's going to work for Nickelodeon.
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>>558443637
Was going to work for Nickelodeon FTFY
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I thought this was a good thread, but it's pretty shit
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that ass tho
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>>558430352
ayy lmao
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>>558409927
Hell fucking yeah. I have a lot of expensive shit that I need to sell so I'll join if all you people are.
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>>558413984
>this
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>>558444542
flat a board.
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>>558433564
>being this fucking retarded
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Scam.

Even if it wasn't,she wouldn't do it.

Lastly,this is fucking sad,go get laid cunts.
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Another youtuber having potential to be Queen /b/ like Boxxy? This gon b gud
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Im not giving money to that cunt
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It ain't her but she looks a bit similar.
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>>558446970

You're pretty proficient with google, if only you applied those skills to fucking a girl, you might get fucked.
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>>558447092

hey man fuck you just trying to be nice
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>>558447254

No no,fuck a girl.
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>>558447342

good one
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>>558409927
Op you smart m8
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>>558428806
why do amercians do really gay shit to their friends when they are sleeping. AHAHAHA IM GONNA SHOVE A BANAN UP MY FRIENDS ASS
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>>558447654

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1-VCn9YvG0
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>>558447470

> wake up
> see this
> wat do
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>>558416609
Wait, that sounds exactly like the description of someone who becomes a conservative.
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>>558447938
>pinch myself
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>>558422936
The way to end the cycle of poverty is to raise the minimum wage to sensible levels and ensure the economy is growing steadily. The latter is happening but the democrats can't do the former even though they want to, because the US political system is hugely retarded and rarely leaves a single party actually in power.

Seriously, it's the main reason that you're behind the times on so many issues: your system doesn't allow you to get shit done. All you do is compromise which means no real solutions are implemented. The only thing Obama managed to do was get the ACA passed during the 18 months or so he actually controlled your whole government.
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