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Listen up /b/ros we're gonna fake the death of one direction!

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Listen up /b/ros
we're gonna fake the death of one direction!
>One Direction's plane crashed, with no survivors.

Just think. All those teenage girls would commit mass suicide. Do we take that responsibility upon ourselves? Do we? I think we do.
see
>>558388506
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So in for this
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>>558390212
Plane shot down above the Ukraine1
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>>558390212
I'm down
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Bump, my ID was cyk0rC/a >>558389998
Also, do this >>558390483
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OP You and the other faggots in this thread should go outside and enjoy summer and leave /b/ to the adults
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I'm IN!!!! what's the hashtag, and where's the shopped news article?
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>>558390794

LpIkQp7t

here
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>>558390972
You newfag piece of shit, I bet you're so new that you've been browsing for maybe 5 minutes, you fucking newfag, I've been browsing way longer than you. I've been on /b for at least 15 minutes.

Im so sick of fucking newfags everywhere.
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>>558391034
#RIP1D
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>>558391034

#RIPOneDirection
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Do you think we can get it widespread enough to cause One Direction to actually go along with it and pretend they are dead, so they can cash in when all their songs get millions of purchases because dead people are always more popular? That would accidentally make us the the arbiter of all their fortunes. But as long as a bunch of teenage girls collapse because they think their soulmates died, I'm all in.
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>>558391348
Sounds catchy let's do it
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>>558391034
Suggest an idea or two for how the article should look, and ill make it
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>>558390212
they tweets like every hour. as soon as one of them does this shit is done
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>>558391417
They'd stop making new shit. Good enough for me.
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>>558390212

Ask a guy who's related to the faggot on the left anything.

I'm his cousin.

I met him only a couple times at family reunions years back.
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>>558391607
True dat, I was thinking the same so.. do we change the hashtag?
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>>558391607
I got the #SkinFor1Direction to work.
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>>558391607
We say that their manager or someone~ is monitoring their twitter just not to cause so much panic
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#CutFor1D maybe?
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Yes, a shit- storm indeed.
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>>558391557
Do something along the lines of the Ukrainian separatist disobeying the US and in defiance shoot down another plane
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>>558392168
I don't think they'll fall again. Another please.
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>>558391557
make it look like it's legit, mainly...then I'd suggest it goes into some minor details about flight (insert BS number here) from (insert country that they are from) to (somewhere else in the world). it has been confirmed by (insert members moms name) that the boys were in fact on that flight. Rest in Peace, One Direction. Your talent and your music will carry on your spirit. We will never forget you. ; etc,etc.
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Setting up helper thread
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Just use pic related as template, and mention what >>558392005
said somewhere. I'm on mobile.
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Let's all tweet @oneDirection with the hastag #rip1d with clever things and shopped news posts. Their manager is monitoring their account not to cause mass panic. good?
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Interested
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Where they "WERE" going...
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>>558393021

Ok not best quality but did it
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Bump
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I'M SO FUCKING IN
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I'm in, what can I do for help?
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>>558393531
Shop a news article that they got shot down over ukraine headed to new jersey from moscow or something.
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>>558393531
This >>558392769 If you can.
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Lets do it. I've never been a part of a thread that actually accomplished something other than OC porn.
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>>558393215

bump this too /b/ros
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>>558393716
One Direction watched 24 Live Another Day, thought Jack Bauer was a real person, went to Moscow, tried to break Jack Bauer out of prison, One Direction got killed in the gulag instead. Towels were forced down their throat until they started to digest it, etc
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Shits already dead.
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Bump, I'm in
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Bumping for ultra topkek
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>>558390212
Give us something to talk about when we get back to school, right guys?

>underage plot. b& & v&
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>>558391897
yeah but a single tweet didn't kill the whole thing. all they have to do is post a single thing on social media and it will prove that they're alive.
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>>558394813
what if we hack their accounts? somebody here has to know how to.
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>>558395028
Hack their twitter account is a good shoot
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>>558395028
this is 4chan, there's someone..
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Infinite Bump
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>>558395134
>>558395238
Can we ask for help in another board? some nerd board.
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working on it making a fake news article
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still lurking
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bomp cause damn this sounds like it could be fun
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So when will we start?
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>>558395028
nigga if somebody hacked their accounts they would do something way bigger than this shit
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>>558395529
NAO
>>558395560
It was an idea...
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will post soon
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why would u do something like that that is mean
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>>558395910
commencing the #Rip1d @onedirection
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>>558396216
Gonna need this
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>>558397147
Beautiful.
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>>558397147
Briliant!
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>>558397147

That's some shit shop, not even 1D fangirls will believe that lmao
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LET'S START!
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>>558397483
>saving thumbnails
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>>558397147
THE DATE YOU FAGGOT
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/b/ has certainly lost its subtlety over the years. No one will ever believe this.....
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>>558397594
good catch
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>>558397147
2011 and shit
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NOOO, THE DATE IS ALL WRONG, AND IT JUST LOOKS BAD. IF WE ARE GOING TO DO THIS, WE ARE GOING TO DO IT RIGHT.
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>>558397483
>125x83

kek
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>>558397851
this
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Guys this is the best idea /b/ has had in a long time, but we need to make sure we don't fuck it up.

Only fags who are GOOD with photoshop are cleared to do this. Don't forget the date in the top left.
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>>558397851
I second that
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>>558397147
Put a different picture, a plane being shot down from a couple miles up is not going to survive that well
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Some fuckers already started posting the old one. del that shit.
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>>558398136
pls instill more inspiration remember they're autistic
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>>558398392
deleted
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>>558397147
That article was horribly written. Too many redundant words and phrases. Shit syntax. I can't believe anyone buys that the Sun is that awful.
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bump I'm in
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>>558398136
100% agree with you.
W8ing for toppest of kekkest. God speed you magnificent heroes of photoshop!
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Alright someone write the article, someone find the perfect picture, etc.
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ALRIGHT TARDS, EVERYONE STOP JIZZING THEMSELVES. LURK HERE AND OFFER ADVICE, NOTHING ELSE. DON'T GO FUCKING THIS UP JUST BECAUSE YOUR AUTISM GOT THE BETTER OF YOU.

FUCKING FAGGOTS.
>>558398424
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>getting dates wrong
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>>558398867
it has to be a not indexed picture
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>>558398921
<3
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>>558390212
>implying anyone really cares about Wand Erection
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What do you guys think?
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These queers can't pull it off.
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>>558399179
Brilliant
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bamp
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I'm a one direction fan. This type of things happen all the time. For god's sake, girls freak out only for the boys drinking alcohol -.-

It would be very easy to screenshot all these comments and post them on twitter and tumblr fan accounts, but I'm curious of what could happen if you all pull this off. How can I help?
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>>558399179
fuck you, now i cant take this shot seriously anymore
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>>558398998

THATS NOT GOOD ENOUGH.
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>>558397483
Can't see, not small enough
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More Bump. Cicada 3301 fags come in. /b/ need you.
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>>558399460
Sit tightly and watch you vile wench!
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>>558399478
*shit

fml
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>>558399307
we're getting somewhere /b/ros
>>558399460
write a better article
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>>558399307
you should have a picture of them in concert looking sad or something.

or crying fans
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>>558399460
write exactly what would make you believe the story. remember, we're pretty much retarded.
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>>558399794
No that picture is fine
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so summer in here
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WTF is this shit. You can clearly tell that it is a "photoshop" and not a screenshot. Font for the title is all wrong, The Sun logo is blurry but the rest of the page is not, and no news site in their right mind would choose that font and color for the article itself.

If you want to make something actually authentic, go to a real article page on The Sun, then edit it live via "Inspect Page" in FF or whatever the equivalent is for chrome.

Christ.
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>>558399179
>Niggerdy Diggerdy

kek
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this shit is never gonna work
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>>558399963
You do it
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Include some actual information about them and/or their families in your story to make it more believable. Do you even know where they're at and what they were doing today for starters? Fans know all that, and if your article doesn't match our info, no one is going to believe you so why bother...
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>>558399982
It has to /b/ needs this
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>>558399963
this guy knows what's up. I'm too lazy to do it though.

>when we get the finished article, we need to distribute it around /b/ to get the biggest initial dumping in social media
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>>558397147
>Flight 869
>69
>9
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>>558400125
Give me the following, and I'll put it together:
>Title
>Pic
>Article

Put that shit HERE, not in some fucked up image where I have to pull it out manually.
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>>558397147
no, just no
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>>558400593
You guys heard the man
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>>558399307
>another tragedy struck as another civilian airliner in what is to be described as yet another terrorist attack by a seperatist group
>among the members aboard the plane, pop band One Direction is among those confirmed casualties

did you even go to high school
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How many /b/tards does it take to write a fake news article?

This is stupid. You're all stupid. Go to church.
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bippity bump
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>>558400593
article should be about the crash mostly, and only mention that 1direction were victims in passing. it will be more believable.
>therefore, title should not mention the band
>pic should be of some first responders or something, idk
>i'm too lazy to write the article.
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>>558400593
I'm not qualified to do this, I'll fuck something up
someone do it
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>>558401052
Why the fuck would the title not be about them? What else should it be?
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>>558399963
exactly. wish I wasnt at work on the mobile
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>>558401012
i would do this, but my english sucks as i am br
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>>558401172
yo stick with the 1D pic or naah?
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>Someone else do it.
We are too lazy for this /b/ros...
>>558401282
7-1 hueheuaheuahueahueaheuhuea
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one diercten is kill
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>>558401172
The title will be about another plain crash, believed to be the work of the same group responsible for the previous two.
>no real serious news source would emphasize the band, it's unprofessional
>they would focus on the tragedy
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>>558401232
Like I said: if you write it, I'll create it.

Let me be clear: when I said I would put the shit together I did NOT mean I would do it all.
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>>558390212
thread
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>>558401361
I'm telling you, crying fans
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>>558401052
No, Civillians get back page on disasters all the time if your famous the article will be about you as it will sell more papers
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>>558401528
sooo, make two pictures maybe?
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>>558400593
Here this should work for a picture
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>>558401389
it's getting late here in brazil, i should go to /gif/ by any time
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>>558401528
Are you shitting me? News sources go for views. Mentioning the band == views. They _constantly_ focus on famous people dying more than other people.
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>>558397147
>july 2011
>fake text is sharper then real text
>your writing skills
>mfw
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>>558393389
This pic gives me tingly feelings in my peepee
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>>558401840
Me too :/
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We should check at their recent tweets and find a location. Make it more believable.
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>>558401563
>>558401528
you guys work together for fucks sake you actually sound sane
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Wouldn't they travel in some sort of private jet?
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It's more realistic to say that some of them were either not on the plane or survived. People always make jokes about all of them dying at once, so change it up by keeping one or two of them alive.
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The popular British boy band "One Direction" was aboard that flight to a private concert for Russian telecom magnate Ivan Balakhnov. Sources say the band was the favorite of the oligarch's daughter.
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>>558401052
You think they wouldn't use this as click bait? go back to marketing.

Also if some faggot has a TV with a USB port: go to some online news channel and photoshop this shit onto it, then you save it as an image (full hd resolution) and put it on the TV then take a photo with a camera and post it on Twitter saying something like "just saw it on the news OMG #rip1d" this way it looks like it's real and on TV which is way more realistic than an image of a new site.
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copypasta

https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20120506093413AAB6EkO pffft.

but Captain Jimmy Rustles did make me chuckle
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>>558402268
This is all you're getting into you faggots actually get the cocks out of your mouths and work.

Don't say "The title should say X", WRITE A FUCKING TITLE. Then other anons can reply and say yay/nay.

Christ, you people.
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>>558391803
You should be rolling in money and virgin pussy. Instead you're in 4chan claiming to be related to 1D.
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This shit isn't going to work! Y'all aren't updated on what One Direction is up to ,or if they're even together, or if they even fly together, or if they had a flight recently! Nice idea but it isn't going to work
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>>558401563

Yet another airliner has been confirmed to have been shot down near the conflict raging in the Ukrain. Delta airlines flight 771 was flying 33,000 feet above sea level when a military rocket seized by rebels reportedly misfired and targeted the airliner instead of the intended Russian Blackhawk helicopter. Among the victims were all five members of the world famous pop band One Direction, who were purportedly making their way to a charity concert in Tokyo.
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>>558402915
i know it sucks. it's a rough draft
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>>558402915
Thank you for not being a tard.

However, I have to ask about
>>558402562
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Here I go, and ues it will be shitty.
Headline:Plane taken down by terrorists in Ukraine.
Story:A plane has recently been taken out of the air in what is believed to be an attack by an separatist group in Ukraine, A full list of casualties has not been compiled yet, but it is believed that the popular boy band known as One Direction may be among the deceased, and that their tour manager, Paul Higgins, has taken over their social media accounts in an attempt to stop panic.The culprits are still at large.
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Alright, I got you faggets.

Today at (fucking random time) (fucking plane 1D would be in) crashed in Ukraine. We give condolences to the friends and family of those who have passed on. Among those who were aboard the plane, is the popular pop group "One Direction." More information has yet to be revealed to the general public, but we will try to keep you up to date with all the (name of plane) news.
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FOR FUCKS SAKE WHERE IS THAT BITCH WHO SAID SHE WAS A FAN
WE NEED YOUR GODDAMN HELP
GIVE US THEIR SCHEDULE OR SOMETHING
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>>558401012
noice b8 m8
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>>558402915
>The popular British boy band "One Direction" was aboard that flight to a private concert for Russian telecom magnate Ivan Balakhnov. Sources say the band was the favorite of the oligarch's daughter.

instead of tokyo that makes more sense, plus like another bro said, they would be in a private jet, not a public.
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>>558403292
Thanks for contributing, but yes, it is shitty.
>run on sentences
>"boy band known as"
>"the culprits are still at large"

Though I like the mentioning of the manager & twitter.
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>>558403292
Headline:Plane taken down by terrorists in Ukraine.
Story:A plane has recently been taken out of the air in what is believed to be an attack by an separatist group in Ukraine, A full list of casualties has not been compiled yet, but it is believed that the popular boy band known as One Direction may be among the deceased, and that their tour manager, Paul Higgins, has taken over their social media accounts in an attempt to stop panic.

Left out the last sentence, it's retarded. But this is the best yet
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>>558403518
Yeah, now that I look back at it, “the culprits are still at large” sounds fucking retarded.
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>>558402562
We could say they were flying on a commercial airline as part of a promotion with delta or something
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Come on why the fuck are you guys making this so hard I've been on this even before this thread was posted, I even tried to help you fuckers by making

>>558393021

Delivar faggots
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If we can get solid story details, I can help put it all together into article form.
>>
?
? ?
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>>558403845
>sounds fucking retarded

>go back to reddit
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So far I like yours the most. It's actually gramatically correct and sounds like it was written for a news site and not for a fucking 5th grade paper.

Do you have a title, subtitle, or image?
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OK we need to sort this out because it could take a while and I could be on /gif/. here's what we need to fix:
>Plane must be a private jet
>I was wrong, article should milk death of band members
>have a few survive for believability. better yet, only one should die (not harry)
>FOR FUCKS SAKE SOMEONE LESS TIRED THAN ME NEEDS TO CHECK FOR GRAMMAR ERRORS. Any of you fuckers out of high school?/in business?
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>>558404232
who u talking to boo
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>>558403934
Simpler is better when lying.
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>>558403743
Thanks, I still think I could improve a bit. Maybe:
Headline:Plane taken down by terrorists in Ukraine.
Story:A plane has recently been taken out of the air in what is believed to be an attack by an separatist group in Ukraine, A full list of casualties has not been compiled yet, but it is believed that the popular boy band One Direction may be among the deceased, and that their tour manager, Paul Higgins, has taken over their social media accounts in an attempt to stop panic.
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Meta
Title?
Reporting location?
Staff or author name?

Details
Time/Location of incident?
Why shot down?
Why was 1D on flight?

Reaction
How are world leaders reacting?
Fans? Family members?

etc.
i'm a newfag. first time on 4chan
but I expect better from you all
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>>558404526
*boi
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT SPELLCHECK FUUUUCK BITCH SHIT NIGGERS ASSHOLES
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If only one of them dies wouldn't their twitter and other social media be overwhelmed by them posting Rip bla bla bla
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>>558404541
Yeah good point
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>>558403257
use this picture of paul higgins yo
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There you go. Good?
>558403470
creds to this anon
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>>558404548
I refuse to take you serious until you two fuckers learn how to end a fucking sentence.
>an attack by an separatist group in Ukraine, A full list of casualties

For. fucks. sake.
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forgot
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>>558391557
if you do it right BBC will air it as breaking news and win
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Ughh I tried?
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>>558404684
damn it you're right. we'd need to hack twitter or something.

hold the phone

/b/ has done shit like that before
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>>558404896

Ohhh, ohhh, keking hard, crying
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>>558404967
someone edit in a T into "our manager" and we're set.
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>>558404237
I'm in business but I'm tired as fuck too. I checked out some of their flight schedules and the story should say that the plane was headed to (location X) for some other reason than a concert or something. Otherwise people would instantly find out that the stories don't add up. Example:

>1D's private jet was headed to their private resort in (location X) when out of fucking nowhere it got shot down etc etc...
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>>558404967
Our manager?
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>>558404982
You stupid. fucking. cunt. Stop fucking shit up.

You need to manually edit the source of the page so it doesn't look retarded.

I have that shit pasted in, I'm just waiting for a good picture and title. The ones I used were placeholders. Cunt.

Christ, it's like working with retards in here.
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>>558404982
THAT'S FUCKING PERFECT
JUST FIX THE TYPOS AND GRAMMAR AND IT'S GOLDEN
>simple, straight to the point
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>>558390212
This fucking shit is so retarded and is never as cool as the faggots who create these threads think it will be.
>hurr durr like 6 people on the entire planet believed
>le 4chan so good troll

Cancer.
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>>558404982
>what is to be described
>One Directions tour manager
>Directions tour manager
>Directions
come on man
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>>558405217
Oh, sorry, I meant to refer to
>>558404967

Yours is not bad, other than the run-on sentence, and lack of definition. I think one of the article itself would be more credible.

Can you post that picture?
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>>558404661
fucking idiot. breaking news reports don't have all that info. read the news once in awhile

also make it appear they were on the way to a benefit concert
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>>558405217
yo
>>558404912
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>>558405553
Ahem....
>>558405156
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I'm out, fucktards. sorry i gotta go, good luck and dont fuck this shit up or else you're all pathetic.
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Are you fags the ones flooding omegle with 1D is dead posts?
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>>558404982
>another

Say "another" one more time mothafucka I dare you!!
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So #rip1d will be the hashtag and will there be any #cutfor1d?
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>>558405917
edit the fucking web adress
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>>558405917
I sincerely hope you contract AIDS and die.
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>>558405917
the url gives it away
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>>558405917
I would believe this if i was as dumb as all the conformist fucks out there. Good job man!
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>>558405917
AUHEAUEHAUEHAUEHAUEHAUEHAUHEA
THIS WEB ADRESS
YES I'M BR
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>>558406202
Yeah, because it was a rough draft but apparently /b/tards are literally tards.
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okay listen to me faggots. I'm the fan. If you're planning to make this work you need to know a few things:

1. Today they turned 4 years of being a band (woho everybody is freaking out)
2. 4/5 are in England while Harry is somewhere in LA like always.
3. They flight in private jets, which means there are no other regular citizens non related to them that fly with them.
4. They aren't touring in America yet, until August.
5. They're currently in a break.
6. Zayn yesterday admitted that management tweeted from his twitter account (might be useful for you)
7. Paul 99/100 times flies with them, so he should be expected to be with them when their plane crashes or whatever.
8. They are all usually MIA. Keep that in mind.
Any more info from me you would like to get?? Be quick.
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>>558406125
didnt see yours till after i uploaded
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>>558405917
Two spaces after the word "Daughter" and kill yourself.
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Haha I interned at a major media conglomerate last summer.

I'm just trying to say that the story needs a little bit of depth if it's going to be believable upon first reading.
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>>558406602
Well stop editing mine, yours looks like a piece of shit because you are using MSPaint.

Learn to edit HTML or fucking kill yourself.
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>>558406449
Fantastic information. So this pretty much takes out all of the "manager will release a statement" shit
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This is as far as I'm taking it, unless you fags want more. Specific changes.
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>>558406449
I love you
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f12 niggers use it
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>>558406449
Fantastic information. So this pretty much takes out all of the "manager will release a statement" shit.They also can't all die so that changes the premise of most of the article
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>>558407037
*ukraine

other than that, its a'ight. the diction is a tad shit.
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I should learn some actually paint skills

also
>>558406072
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>>558406242
>conformist fucks out there.
>pre-teen retarded girls

Also, you are that stupid. Kill yourself with your edge, faggot.
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>>558407037
>Ukrain
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I'm still lurking this failure...
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>>558407286
>>558407364
Like I said, I don't write it, I just put it together and not use fucking MSPaint.

>>558407289
Fucking don't. Edit the HTML of an actual article. It's not that hard. Because yours still looks like shit and I can spot it being fake just by the visuals, much less the content.
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>>558390212
>Russians Killed Them
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>>558402178

I fucking hate you
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>this isn't going anywhere
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Updated

>>558408014
Contribute or fuck off.
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This is going to fail miserably
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For fuck's sake, faggots. Do I have to do ALL the work? Keep this shit alive for a few minutes. Jesus.
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Alright, I'm gunna call out to a /b/ro. Will someone please just do it right so these drop outs don't keep shitposting
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>>558407289
Dude just get rid of the fucking first "another", it's not needed and makes the sentenc look as though a middle schooler wrote it. Also, edit the HTML like the guy who isn't a faggot, faggot.
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>>558408158
this is great!
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>>558408158
>the Ukraine
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>>558408237
Pretty much this.

Came here to see a dying /b/ fail yet again.
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>>558408158

did you read my last post? They aren't all together...
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>>558408158
Only thing I would change is the misfire, they already misfired and shot down a plane
>>
this is going to be great
a masterpiece from 4chan
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>>558408158
Would their flight be numbered if it was a private jet? I imagine only planes with civilians are numbered
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>>558408325
Fuck off. You haven't done ANY work.

Updated again. Edited it so it fits on one screen, because

>>558408559
Fixed that, thanks.

>>558408709
For the last fucking time, I'm not going to write it. I'm compiling it. I'm too fucking tired to write well.
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>>558408158
Purportedly. Still one of the best ones out but they aren't all together
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>>558408979
nice
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>>558408663
lol newfag
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>>558390212
>2014
>using photoshop instead of F12
>could just edit page instead
>screencap
>exif check
>done

Are you all 12?
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>>558409313
i did that already retard lol i made a epic one XD

because im le epic oldfag
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>>558408979
So are we clear to start using the hashtag now?
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>>558408979
Sooooo what's the fucking point of this? Even if you edit the HTML, that only effects what you see on your screen. Anyone else on that website will not see this fake article, or am I missing something?
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#RIP1D
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>>558409542
Edit the HTML then take a screenshot of that. The result is that it matches the layout of the actual site and does look like you fucking glued it together.

>>558409507
Fuck no. Not until we sign off on this image. Apparently there are still some problems, but tards here don't want to try to fix them.
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>>558409542
Screen cap it to get the illusion of a real article and also takes out the middleman of Photoshop.
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>>558398632
this
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>>558409498
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>>558409498
This idea and thread are they gayest right now. No online journalist would have such casual syntax towards, THE DEATH OF FIVE FAGGOTY INTERNATIONAL SUPERSTARS. Get it together dudes, keep trying.
>>
hahahaha everybody is freaking out and those who are editing the article are really going nuts. Calm down everyone. This isn't even going to work. Hundreds of these articles have appeared before. Watch you publish your article and a couple minutes later someone will tweet a recent selfie with one of the boys. Especially of Harry, that mop head is everywhere in LA hanging with thousands of cool people :/
My point is, this is fun but it isn't going to work. You can still though make up another type of rumor. One that would be more believable...
I'm their fan; I know about this life.
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>>558408979
Are you just shooping it, or actually editing the html to pull in images and edit the text as a saved page?

I've been following the thread on my phone, so don't have access to all of my extensions
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>>558409815
Ok great it's a believable enough image but that's as far it goes. Even if you all manage to spread this image around enough to start getting some people to notice, when they go to that site looking for the article there will be nothing and it'll be recognized as a hoax in no time.
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>>558410101
Editing the HTML. Right Click > Inspect Element. Easy as fuck, which is why I've trying to tell tards here.

There is absolutely no need to shoop it.
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>>558410213
Obviously, you're new here.
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so I tried doing html
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>>558402915
change the black hawk to something else. the rebels are allied with Russia. shooting them would make the rebels just like OP
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>>558410548
Nope, I've seen 4chan try to pull off these celebrity died hoaxes hundreds of times. Occasionally some faggot somewhere will blog about it, and that's pretty much the extent of where this le epic troll will go. All we have at this point is a fake image. It's not enough.
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>>558410763
>period at the end
>descibe
>period after "terrorist attack"
gj tho
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>>558410763
FINALLY.

Some comments:
>"what is to be described as" -> "what is reported to be"
>replace comma with period
>Picture is off. It would be too early for a funeral procession, and using a generic picture of a hearse would be tacky otherwise.

Also, change "MH16 DISASTER" in the red banner of the image.
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>>558410334
My apologies. That's what I was about to start doing. Dumbasses kept leaving the URL the same as the source article for screenshots. 30 damn seconds to change that on line 52 in wordpad...
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>>558410943
So what, hacking a news site is required?
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cbs is in on this shit too
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>>558411042
Editing HTML in notepad cant see errors

also can you edit images in the same way?
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>>558411730
No, just simply knowing how browsers talk to servers.
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>>558411832
>>558412008
now this is getting great
>>
if this does work and start trending, there's a good chance one of the guys from 1d will tweet that they're fine. This isn't the first time they've supposedly died.
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>>558412087
....the fuck are you talking about?
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>>558412008
I believe so but I wouldn't know
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>>558411730
That'd be great, but I don't know how to do that shit, do you? We need something more though.
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>>558412328
Don't edit it in Notepad. Edit it in browser. All modern browsers have that ability.

>>558412348
What "more"? You're the one who is supposed to be experienced.
>>
im in!!!
bumb
>>
greatness
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>>558412328
Yes you can, similarly. You should be able to find the image with the inspect element, denoted by a .jpg or similar filename extension. The image you replace it with will need to be the same adjusted to same dimensions as well I believe.
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[url]http://the5boysnews.tumblr.com[/url]

here we can check what they are up to at the moment, recently they was just got 4 years together so something like they were going on a trip to celebrate 4 years anniversary
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Throwin up BBC
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>>558412589
I cant edit the source on firefox
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ok so i put together an article someone blow up social media sites. ill check for damage in the morning /b/ros. anon out
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>>558412207
Yes but if we stick to the story that their manager has taken over their Twitter to prevent panic it'll be all good
>>
anyone have a chat?
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>>558413098
Install adblock.
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>>558413154
Yes you can, nigger.

Tools > Web Developer > Inspector. Holy shit, there it is.
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>>558413098
also someone make sure this shit doesn't get out. our cover would get completely blown.
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>>558413154
Use Chrome, right click and click Inspect Element. Then just find where the HTML is

>>558413307
Leaving the ads in for authenticity
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>>558412589
Look shitlord, I'm not claiming to be experienced, I'm trying to help. I'm simply pointing out that anyone with common sense is going to see right through this shit, so you can get butt-hurt at me for pointing out that so far you've essentially wasted your time or you can stop being a filthy kyke and help brainstorm on what that "more" might be.
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>>558397483
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>>558390212
A plane just crashed in Taiwan, and One Direction has been confirmed to be on it. They were going there to shoot a new video for their upcoming CD - or something.
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LET US BEGGIN
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>>558413819
agreed
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>>558413496
This, now we are getting somewhere
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we need pics of crying fans
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>>558413481
>I've seen 4chan try to pull off these celebrity died hoaxes hundreds of times.
>I'm not claiming to be experienced
>>
Perhaps, we need some brave anon to start calling into shitty local news stations pretending to be someone believable about this shit shortly after the tweets start?
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>>558402816
>the text in the pic
Off topic, but... My fucking sides, man!
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bump
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>>558413496
fixed it
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>>558414386
Thanks, glad someone finally noticed it.
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